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"Ugly Slapper" Comedy Song Original by VX220NA

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Published on Dec 20, 2007

Ugly Slapper. The original and BEST. Visit http://leetube.co.uk to see what I have come up with since this one. Cheerio for now folks and thanks for viewing. :)
Lee n Linda. :D

Lyrics as follows...

"Ugly Slapper" Comedy Song Original by VX220NA
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UGLY SLAPPER
GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
CAN I MEASURE IT
NEED A BIGGER RULER
PUMPING HUMPING
CAN'T SAY NO
TICKLE MY SACK GIRL
I'M GONNA BLOW.

SHOUTING SCREAMING
GONNA TOUCH THE CEILING
HEART IS PUMPING
YOU KNOW THE FEELING
I LAY MY PIPE
LIKE A MASTER PLUMBER
TURN IT AROUND GIRL
I'M GONNA BUM YA.

YOU'VE GOT A FIGURE
LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER
HOOKED ON PIES
AND CAKES AND PASTIES
WHEN THE'RE SOBER
FELLAS NEVER LOOK AT YA
IT'S ONLY WHEN DRINKS FLOW
THINGS TURN NASTY

PISSED UP FELLAS
ARE YOUR EASY PRAY
AND WHEN YOU GET ON TOP OF THEM
THEY'RE GONNA STAY
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY
LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
I SHOOT MY LOAD
AND LEAVE

YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
SHUT YOUR LEGS LOVE, I CANT BREATHE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
I SHOOT MY LOAD, AND LEAVE

SLIMMER OF THE WEEK
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE
FUCK ME FATTY
WHAT YER HAVING FOR YOUR TEA
LOOKS LIKE ASDA'S JUST BEEN BURGLED
WHEN YOU SET YOURS EYES ON IT
YOUR FAT GUT GURGLES
LIKE THE DEMOLITION OF A BLOCK OF FLATS
GONE IN SIXSTEEN STONES
YER FAT TWAT

(c)VX220NA (Lee H.) 2007.

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