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Me and my nigga weed, you can say I'm crack. Hey, don't stop, keep going. Hold on, man, man, this should stop. Don't stop, man. Keep going. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop me. Listen, I'ma tell you, don't stop me. Get what? I used to serve everybody. Man, I saw your aunt. Hey, don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Man, I'm in the bed. Get what? I'm ready for the hood. My brother was a crack kid. Damn. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Keep going. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Keep going. I'm feeling good. I think it's good. I'm ready for the trick. My mama taught everybody to win the hood. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. No, no. Do not keep going. No, stop. Keep going. Keep going. Don't stop. No, stop. Keep going. No, don't. Another chapter? Uh-huh. I'm really amoreafter. Okay. So listen, my brother cracked it. Uh-huh. 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I'm sad to be speaking fuck security smoke everywhere you go It's a security on the security Don't be security or you Yeah, that's a good message. They said we're good with though. What we got a special guest Oh shit my dog who we got my partner Can send by My nigga my Yeah, we in my Muddy bag mark your niggas straight up We flexed I told you it's a clue That fuck the clue Tell them thank you Hold up. Hold up before we get into that we got to discuss this Niggas somebody sent me this shit with I'll take the one they got to be Somebody's been using it for a long time. Somebody gave you a huge grinding brother and put my name on it They said loads gonna fuck with this one. Yeah, that one. They don't know what that is They've been grinding up in there. Don't fuck with that Now let's get to the game. I just wanted to know that this is the type of vibe Man you literally one of my favorite niggas the watch on Instagram man like your content is so creative my niggas like You do the video that my favorite shit is when you do the videos and be talking about something that anyway And then the shit you say after anyway anyway, yeah, man She be making playing be peeled from scratch at the house Every time I go over there my no get the bleeding real bad. I told the bitch tell me to cook it up I put the mask on and all that that shit crazy man. But yeah, yeah, man It's like this nigga is the dog You the only nigga that come with that type of shit on the internet man And it's just like where they come from dawg like what the fuck made you so crazy I be having head movements for real, but like just we could be sitting here talking like a mother and I'd be Thinking about it like brother. That's your funny. Yeah, that's a real story one time probably eating a whole pussy, bro Yeah, and I was thinking about a skit and I fucked around. I was like Right now, man, they put this shit about fall real big while we get it. What will that do? Oh, I didn't be happy to be thank you all the time. That's a lot of funny shit happened though. You haven't said Yeah, you see the real shit But she's gonna be pushing real hard to squirt and then fuck around and farted further You ain't know what the answer I'll fit in the bed. I'm like you didn't see that you feel it That'd be that piss Come on I do like I do like I just you just gotta make sure she squirt on the side She See they made they made me feel like I was a fucked-up ass nigga when I said bitch got that man a nigga was like, what? You know, you gotta be specific like what kind of verdict it was the verdict. Yeah, it was like is it grits or is it cream? This shit ain't gonna be in my in my house My puke like It's no That's how I got weird when I said the man ain't you turn to the grits and everybody You say God niggas from the same bus. How y'all niggas meet cuz you from Florida even Florida I'm from Atlanta. I was born in great. I just been back and forth, you know from, you know, my mama's size down, Florida Okay, so I was kind of like You know You know my pop my pop got out of prison shit I moved him and then they he moved the history Yeah I ain't never seen At that time we had a young crew We had a older crew, but it was only a certain few young niggas who Wipe that with the older crew and he was definitely one of you know something like he came to the hood and didn't have to prove He said if it was already that genuine like oh, yeah, shout it about each you know saying then he put working for the You know I see them to get really in the shoe that I was laughing Crane but you write on them. Yeah The people had that type of humor you feel I'm saying his humor was like Slave shit my nigga when you be a slave fucking a white woman. I say man, this nigga you get on out of him Right Talk dirty to me boy You talk dirty miss weathers Crazy woman. No, you talk dirty boy You talk dirty Black history Wife of a rapist, you really white motherfucker Oh Watch a lot of movies though, too That's another thing like I'm a movie above like I sit up what movies all day and just like pick from different movies Just put one situation together My sit-up all night watch movies Come from where we come from and to do what we doing first of all is Comedian shit some people choose it. We didn't choose that right. You know then it was like this is just so happen We just following God's footsteps. You know that he got enough for them. So when we was on the screen She he was deep into the screen. You know I'm saying so it was like We get that together as well. So when he saw me do this first, I Instantly was like a bro. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to you need to do that funny shit on the block over here because now I'm learning it professionally Nigga you funny. Well, I mean I told you I said bro just get five minutes, bro Come on 15 20 And when I say knocking shit loose on stage like literally Knocking shit loose bro and just to see that dedication braves is like I'm proud of my nigga Cuz I know what came for you should understand and just like I want to tell you this on Front of here by the money go like we came from a struggle We came from the gutter nigga and to see this shit can change our lives and see you take that shit serious You're like, I appreciate you because I'm young in him, too Like he says on the street And I see it on stage like Yeah, so we was looking at pussies To take it back to the immersion ball he I started doing he first nigga him tell me about mine And then we're fattin pay you remember you did a blood handshake. He's like nigga behind. I'm like nigga. I'm counting real money I'm counting real money. He coming like a person you she called by god damn I'm like Niggas so in the video I got my real money in my hand. He was here. What's that? I'm doing that for him gone. I'm back count real man. Like he posting he doing all that algorithm She didn't my wife had to pay came in and told me like a bro. This really the way I never give I was sending my uh rock saying my my 90s before this good Okay, okay What the fuck I'm playing. Okay I'm like, hey, bro. This is gonna be fun in here. We're just gonna wrap And we're just gonna fall out. Oh god. He's on my fallout. I said look. I'm gonna leave my head on sir Why you drive? I'm saying why you drive? He like don't do that. I said I'm gonna go all the way back on the street Anybody coming to the street? He's like, all right. We had to go all the way down We had to go all the way down to the street. We had to go all the way down to the street. We had to go all the way down to the street Out of that And I told him I said, bro, we're on over the collar He outside doing he created a whole other video He created a whole other video outside the car. I'm smoking in the car. I'm like, bro What the fuck we gonna call this shit? I'm like, all right, when we pass out, it's like emergency. We need some I said gg I got it, bro. He said what we're gonna call that mercy ball. He said merciful. I said We're gonna call the mercy ball Did that shit, bro It went crazy and from then we had a team team And we hit a day like every chance I get or anything I got I'm like, y'all need a writer I'm trying to bring my nigga moms or other shit because the niggas Like niggas and writer told the nigga about a movie. The nigga called me back three days Like we from the hood, but we should mark fuck You put me up on books and shit like all that like don't let these tattoos on our faithful I was thinking about that shit the other day. We really set a trend. We might be the only comedian doing stand-up with fucking Tattoo on their face I ain't never met none. So yeah, you might be right Got a first nigga. That's a few It is like right here Like in the middle I'd never get what he told me about his tattoo on his third eye As soon as I say that shit and came thinking nobody they all gonna hit me like, bro, you got this Yeah, I don't know I don't know if they got them right here If you white girl comedians they got face tattooed boy I think that nigga right that big nigga got that civil rights rule that Niggas just read a scripture. We all need to march together But I don't think it's nobody will win I'm trying to get my shit. You're getting to remove What made you don't want to get it? I'm tired of this shit. I got tired of you. Yeah, man It's rap. My grandma did me like I'm like, fuck you. Look at that You shaking your head and shit You talking to grand like that I gotta give her all this excuse Everybody she got the shakers Shit is the crew. What is the nike shit? Man, I'm tired man one day man. I'll be that I'll be kicking Box Hey, listen, there's everybody about that. I told it to get we in the hood. I told it to get he pulled up on me I'm like, bro, you want to do that? I down the nigga. I'm like, man, you're gonna throw your whole life away. Man, you're treading, man I like the neck the same week down there. I went and got this Thank you, we ain't gonna be shit I got this year. So I wouldn't have to get a job. I'm crying. How are you anyway? It's a rap. Let's say back five. I'm like, y'all really need me that back Y'all be helping them up For real? Amen Oh, shit How the shit work, bro? What they don't know No show. Hey, whoa, I heard him trying I Even dope money you like getting money with your power Like not stranger. So I'm just saying back. I was like, damn, but you really be in like stand-up comedian Like here's nigga. What are you missing? What will you do? I saw dope He broke the car On the way up one story about about y'all what you had to stop that nigga like, please You like, please. No, it's like Like I seen in the eye, bro, we have a conversation but we're not looking at me. I'm like here. Yeah, we can go He like I'm like, man, you good. He like I said I seen I look I said, I'm gonna fucking send those eights. I said red nigga I don't know when he had a screwdriver Did they came out with one finger? You gotta keep that motherfucker going. He brought that motherfucker up like this. I said, right What are you doing? We not in the hood. No, right, please Not right here. That is why we all come back. I said really they come back Don't do it with me I understand but don't do it with me. I got kids. I said, I feel that But we all won't tell just let me get over the hall. Maybe I got you See like, you know what? Damn He said, why you gotta be like that? I said, cuz I think I'm trying to say you too because if I didn't give a fuck I'm gonna let you do it You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna give him a fuck, let go. We finna, I promise you just hold tight I don't know what's going on, but this shit moving And once I figure this shit out Once the doors can be opened and I can break these bitches down and I can move how I want to move And say what I want to say and bring the people that I want to bring I promise you because I'm watching the other niggas do it. I just gotta wait my turn Now that I got my turn, I want them niggas gonna show me who you want then these niggas Just like that and that's what it takes though and that's exactly why Like people like when you post shit and we post shit and you know, we take we got motherfuckers that we want to go And take to these clubs and shit because they would never get to see these niggas because they would never know like Like you said the passion and work that these motherfuckers put in like no, fuck that these are motherfuckers you need to see Right these are motherfuckers you need to be booking before I bring them here And let me show you what you're not bringing to your club It ain't love it take motherfuckers like that to bring just to create them opportunity You know I'm saying that's why I try to when I go in the row. I try to leave a spot. Let my fucking get a guess Right. I'll be hearing a lot of story about like other comedians that didn't fuck with me like that And they didn't understand that that hurt the game in the long Right. It fucked it up because nigga, why wouldn't you want to let my mother get a guess by Five minutes, especially if you from the city You show a love to the city and you see When you get on stage and the people I want to take a picture with you and I'm watching motherfucker line up Take a picture with my problem like Right, that's your feel so dope, but I think I think it come from niggas not really being Genuine good niggas like you ain't gonna see nobody having somebody to bring up with him when you a fuck nigga You know what I mean? So you you see a lot of motherfuckers who not gonna be able to be surrounded by nothing real They remember bitch ass niggas they hold like they just fucked around and made it whole ass And that whole ass niggas that made it and now you get to see they just a whole ass nigga That thing fucked around and got an opportunity But when you come from being a genuine motherfucker and you come up with niggas that you fuck with And they trust your word to say my nigga, please my nigga I got you that mean more than you know, I mean the shit we see all of the niggas There's a lot of motherfuckers that was before us do because he told me all the time He used to tell me all the time we first start going wild and out Just you know giving me game on how the comedy game worked because you know he i-l then this shit He was like man, these niggas don't fuck with each other. See man, these niggas hate each other out here He said this shit ain't that shit weird Fake love I'm like he told me was like man They gonna hate us forever because we genuinely fuck with each other I'm like nigga, but I mean everybody fuck with it. It's like nigga. No, they don't Not many times nigga. I've heard law and shit Listen about the fucking 85 South show just flaw ass shit nigga You I'm gonna tell you because he's on the up nigga I wouldn't be how I am without my brunt. Yeah, I'll be I'll be saying you see what I'm saying that chemistry That chemistry that nigga that's how you feel but I'm gonna tell you he finally fucked me So you think you finna deteriorate my career there? I'm finna talk down on my problem like man. I know I don't know shit. We the best could we the best together niggas now Now We did now what the fuck and that's exactly what I was saying about earlier when it's like You know how we when we do club dates and shit and y'all post a picture there They post a picture and I'll be like see the difference between They picture and y'all picture is we know they really fuck with each other. You can see that they don't they're trying to create some shit I Didn't look like we fucked with each other Oh And that was you know what nigga gotta you know I'm saying gotta get out of this system Nigga take your shine your shine is your shine a nigga can't take your shine Whatever you put in the work. That's what you're gonna do if I know I'm a hustler and I'm finna have all these folk coming Anyway, why not put my niggas in front of a sold out crowd or they are they it doesn't jump the broom or working hard nigga These I guarantee you you go up there and do your thing You're gonna get 75% of them people gonna come back and see you off your name nigga, right? Of you like my nigga drink I told them nigga I said man when I get to the point where I can do my shows and I can come in and make some Demands about what I want nigga you coming just give me some time I promise you and then once I got to that point that nigga been with me And then every time I get on stage after the show up. I'm like amen Would y'all come see this nigga again? Everybody hell. Yeah, so them people who booked the club and shit Fuck who they tell you supposed to come these the people You know I mean they might not have came and see this nigga They ain't know his name before but I guarantee they know his name after and they're gonna take pictures with him Just like they taking pictures with me He's gonna be able to get his shit off But you gotta have a certain spirit does not feel like like you said a nigga ain't gonna take my shine and all But you got I mean I understand what I'm gonna tell you Yeah, fuck all that like what's for you ain't for me and what's for me ain't for you I tell you nigga all the time listen You play you you you you you in the beginning Yeah, you right in the middle, you know, I'm at the end but get away all y'all niggas headline So you get on big stages them niggas headline long before who go first? You know how I learned that for all if you don't stay with these niggas before I can headline I had to come host had to go first but at the end of the day we all headline We can leave this motherfucker and go do my own show. So get away I'm gonna tell you right now. You ain't gonna be up under me. You ain't gonna be at my shows all day Because you know why And I need y'all had to go out here Because what if I want to stop? That's what I'm saying, right if I say I'm gonna take two months off. I need I need for y'all to have I see y'all niggas talk to the club I'm looking at everybody else Tell them you want to come back next week. You hear me? So when you when you when I want to go with the vacation Y'all niggas the money's still flowing. We ain't stop We we still out here because we only powerful when we get together But get what when you when we have to separate It's still go time because when we have to do 85 South we powerful But then after 85 South we gotta go high up in there and we can't just be sitting here that way like man I'm just waiting for 85 South. Yeah Back to the prison. You feel what I'm saying? So I tease all my niggas, bro We had my honor, bro. We ever think you're gonna be first for the rest of your life We ever think you're gonna be going up before we had my Nope, you want to have a half line a set some niggas because every time you go out the niggas, you're a hat Lama, right? You ain't no featured act niggas. We learned my niggas to walk like they hat liners This episode is sponsored by blue chew. My name is Carlos Miller blue chew Dot com Trust me At this point You already know it's people asking me man. 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Get your first shipment for free 85 south i put that on everything times is hard out here You see Yes, because when we be on them shows with all the legendary motherfuckers we'd go first And they headliners but we go out there first and it's like they put you in that spot because You gotta build your seniority up, but every time we touch the stage No matter what position you go in nigga when you touch the stage Whoever I think I done been on them big shows and doing my set while niggas still sitting down I'll be mad at him because they don't they don't let me go first You know what? Yeah, it's real what nigga. Yeah a lot of niggas You know, they know you're gonna tell you're gonna tell them off. I mean my phone, but that's a thing that a lot of that Be hate though. What your mom? Do what? Because that doesn't come I mean like You mean like the rest of these I'll tell my I'll tell my when you first started. I remember when I never Talk to shit talk to shit It ain't never been like they never been like my second time on stage Yeah But mind you I started in a different club. I learned the word of demographic first hand I started in the greensboro comedy zone. I'm talking about they got them white people that The real white people Fuck you and your family No I don't give a fuck about your nike symbol. I like a dealer's nigga, you know, man It's like that like it's they sir So I went on stage with the mentality that they was gonna understand what I was talking about and they were just looking at me like What and from that point on I made myself understand and fuck trying to be What the people want me to be I'ma be who I am at all times Either you like it or you don't either way it don't change shit and that gave me the perspective of who I am on stage So it only happened at one time every time after that I ain't never had no time when I got on stage I can walk out of car and walk into a room Straight out the car and get straight on stage and get to it. No walk nothing Just straight straight to it because I came from that room that didn't have nobody who looked like me in it So I knew what it took to make people laugh. We don't have nothing in common with So if I walk into a room with a niggas that have an inkling of anything in common with me, we're gonna get to it See when I was saying when I was telling me saying that that whole shit about never like bombing like that Is because I always studied the whole shit like the whole comedy Thing it's like it's not even about what you're saying If you ever know this when a comedian is bombing it never fails. They always stand it in one spot I call that shit the suck box If you stand in if you go pull up any footage of any comedian mama They're gonna be standing right in that moment. You can't move just bombing the suck box Suck box you step up out there motherfucking you good Man, that's the first shit I do when I walk on stage is move the fucking microphone stand out the way You ever seen a comedian have a good show and then they'd be like leaning on their bit and then that shit They'd just be talking and they ain't they ain't like all right nigga time to leave right The suck box suck box Shit is real now I will say that we don't all had shows with it where you doing the show and it's like nigga These motherfuckers is not here for that shit for that shit Oh When you go to a spot And you're doing comedy in a fucking Sports bar with the game on and they selling wings and the waitress got big titty And you extra That don't even count towards your comedy career Like a baby, but that's what I'm telling you like did you have a mom? Have I ever had to battle some niggas? Watching the game Yes, but that don't count on my comedy report call. I can take that Hey man, shut the fuck up. Fuck you bitch ass nigga. That's why you're missing the front too. Hey, this little nigga funny Turn the game down No, you wouldn't shit till you told that nigga you're missing the tune, right? I don't act like you just funny all the time Oh, fuck me. Fuck. Oh, fuck you do that. Yeah, I didn't have I mean it shows why the roast 50 old niggas and then the old ladies would be Come on. Let him do it. Look Bitch, I'm finna go. It's been an hour. I'm the greatest nigga I've ever lived I mean y'all started the game over and that color's good. Give me my 50 dollars in my free wings. Fuck my bitch I see you bitches Tuesday Fuck it hate this place. Come on y'all Let's go to the comedy club We can be creative and tell jokes about octopuses and shit like that. Yeah, that's in the ass new face. He doesn't see me do 50 of them rooms in the city Right, but then you keep coming back for six weeks and then you got the neck and then it ain't basketball season no more And now the old niggas is getting dressed after work and they coming from the airport. Yeah, we came to see you I brought my wife Right We're gonna hit some of that good shit you ask him. He doesn't see me flip plenty of rooms from Shut the fuck up. What you lean in bitch security go get them niggas because they'll shoot this bitch up Yeah, he doesn't see me. Yeah, I was I showed up like gangbusters. Give me six weeks I turned this motherfucker to a comedy club. We got the line down the street I got a young jogging them coming in This one niggas wanted to see them and shit though, right? Am I lying on you? Oh Oh my god, you think you can do this two times so they know you really DJ play that motherfucker. They don't believe young jock in here and then they see the nigga. They be like, oh Yeah, we didn't hear a few of them. They've seen some club with them. Blake defined like a motherfucker No buggy. You know, they come to see fly But I'm for how y'all doing fly DC Yeah, anybody in his sedentary DC I'm like, damn, bitch Let me get to this That's one thing I heard Jose and say that I actually agreed with when I was on last comic stand. What the fuck how they doing? You can come out of there and come out of there. Hey, how y'all doing? Who gives a fuck? I heard that too. Why? How y'all doing funny I don't really know how they do it. Do you really give a shit? What if somebody what if fucking people actually started telling you and it wasn't like that? Are we good and make everybody was just like, man, I'm going through it. My wife's a bitch Don't stop everybody in the room just start yelling Now, don't get me wrong. I love I love having a conversation with my my my my my audience You know what I'm saying? Like I got my selected jokes that I know for fat 45 minutes But if I got three more photos that I connected with in my because that's why I like comedy club I'll this this shit is there for you come to see me. I don't know you from a candy face. Who the fuck Oh, yeah What's your name? What's up, George? George? All right. Now begin somewhere. What the fuck you do George? You do some What the fuck you do George now everybody in the room like right what the fuck you do George? So it unbrought a whole nother feeling to the show because now they like Naturally fun You see what I'm saying like this ain't part of the script this ain't part of you don't know from a can of pain You feel them saying now you done brought his whole life on stage with you I like that sometimes because now that can get me to create like, okay, George Who is his oh his wife got a fucked up bang now we've been putting both of these motherfuckers together I don't know what I'm finna do you see what I'm saying? So it's like help me create Who am I because this this comedy shit is fun But it's like nigga don't be nor like I have to be How about Ben there you dig what I'm saying? I remember we was in Memphis remember? We was doing the Memphis gig and the motherfucker kept talking to you He was like nigga big nigga this nigga has this nigga with a tamper bait bucking ears No, they kept talking to this nigga and He was mad, but I told him when he got on stage I said look at some of the funniest shit I ever seen because his back and forth for this nigga with this jersey on The nigga kept agreeing with he wasn't heck on them He was just agreeing with everything the nigga was saying like, yeah Say that shit again nigga. I feel you. He's like nigga. So what I don't give a fuck to you I don't want you to be my friend stop talking to me I'm like, bro. That shit is classic But just those moments you can't battle and a lot of niggas gonna they're gonna crumble like nigga We didn't do it shows. I'm talking about them shows when you walk in nigga. What was that college? We did the college is a hard boy you nigga Wait a minute. I don't know joke. Let's go check this out. This is the greatest college show Experience we ever had. Hold up. This me and this nigga had a show What was it some way college? Lane college nigga, we get on campus get to the show Not one person is there because they didn't believe that we was coming to their school You can ask him nobody was there not one bro. We had to go to every dorm on the campus Literally in dorm room like We hear they were like, okay, we coming we're going to get the shower right now Bro when we got back to the show and like the next hour that bitch was And I'm talking about nigga. That's the hoodest Soon as we get there the butt the dude that threw the show right we come and we like nigga What the fuck ain't nobody here? He was like, man, I've been telling niggas y'all was coming, but they don't believe The little host lady was she was real arrogant at first. She was like, yeah, I mean I'm ready I'm ready to show off. I mean y'all cool and everything. I'm just ready to go So the nigga was like, man, man y'all nigga cool. We was like, man fucking nigga. We with whatever He was like, it's a hood school, man. Niggas from the hood go here. We like nigga. Let's go Right nigga. We pull up in the golf cart We drive around the whole campus go up in the dorm knocking on doors Knocking on every level knocking on doors. Niggas open the door. Oh, shit. We coming nigga Niggas is opening and no yelling down the hall They hear for real My nigga out niggas jumping up getting a haircut and everything We go outside. It's a hundred niggas outside. These niggas outside deep. We Niggas say, bro, if you want us to come to the show, you got a chico bean got to roast my nigga There's something a little ugly nigga. Just came out of the prep stupid ass you long ass pants All right, we come we come at bruh It was literally about 50 niggas though about a big ass group of whoever stayed in this building right here They was all outside all outside like the block nigga, and I'm like nigga We love this we come from nigga y'all niggas come fuck with the show we hear for y'all When the show came nigga, we got back that bitch was packed wall to wall They in there playing that myth is shit nigga. They're still it's gonna Nigga they on the walls in that motherfucker the same lady who was arrogant nigga She was so goddamn nervous when she seen all them people since she thought she was gonna do the show for five niggas Niggas it packed that bitch out. She came out and called me Carlos bing She did that. She was like, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, y'all they was like big get the fuck off. They big back big big little faith big No way bitch get the fuck out of here. She was like, yeah, yeah, miss noise for Carlos bing I'm like, nigga. What the fuck you just called me Carlos bing nigga. That was a funny show ever dog We finished them niggas was like we never seen no shit like but I'm talking about that crowd was like I can imagine that's what the niggas felt like when they was in them clubs that that nigga Tell me about them old Atlanta clubs when it was just niggas in their rowdy and they ain't got time for the nigga If you ain't funny funny funny. They on your ass nigga. That she was amazing All right, you know this this game right here is a confidence you got to have the strongest confidence I think I look we've been killing shit This is a school Ain't fucking Not directly not you gotta work. They ain't they ain't fucking gotta tie them to something at the school Man, my boy came out this day, baby. What happened who me? Yeah Oh, I ain't never want to do that shit again, but I done did I done did some more just I don't know all like colleges Man, I'm sorry. That don't mean don't don't book a nigga I don't know what to talk about It's so many schools that a book you like Repeatedly like they really fucking me like that You know, I got a corner right button up Hey He's Alligated training button Like they had all the the founders of shit not the founder, but you know the old ad women that used to I'm telling you you could have still did that you just got to know how to tie it into Yeah, I mean I worked to make it work to where the school because schools is like that's where I first started making some money at colleges because they was paying, you know 1500 1200 for a show and You know being as though I went to a hbcu. I know the culture of hbcu. I ain't I ain't have but it But the thing is the culture of the hbcu is who a shit It's just transferred to it now instead of just going and standing on the block. You got to go sit in the classroom That's the only difference whenever it's a collection of us the shit that make you you That's what you give them and they're gonna be like man. Hey, man. I'm gonna be just like this nigga Or I know this nigga or I am this nigga and that's the only thing like if you go out there and try to give them a comedy show They ain't got the patience for that Because they like that wild shit like you go out there with them straight jokes That ain't true. Hey, the worst worst college show I ever had man I had droves all the way to fucking somewhere in Louisiana and it was like fucking 13 hours or something Because I thought the shit was in some fucking way, but it was three hours from them like deep down in the wood Get down there. Nice big beautiful ass school about 80 percent white 90 percent white probably as soon as I get there man, they just look like It's a black person No No, it's another black person like the black students. I'm like, yeah, Carlos nigga. He here and then the white people was like A black guy No, bro, them brother's calling an agent back. We will never bring him back I was like, you don't ever have to but you're gonna send the check And they were like we're gonna send it this time, but next time I think that's probably the work show I ever had you're going to them white schools that motherfuckers be sitting in there I remember I went to do it I went to do a college nigga, and they was in that motherfucker doing a dance rehearsal Right before I performed nigga. I'm talking about a real life and they talk they in that motherfucker doing some shit Clap I'm like, yeah, like before tiktok. I'm like, oh nigga, I know these motherfuckers. They coming to the show Niggas that fuck that right after they finished dance rehearsal. They pulled the chairs out and it was them I'm like, oh, shit. I got to perform for that You ever went to one of them because I was fucking with them the whole time and only one motherfucker came up after this The lady that booked me was like that was very harsh Our students aren't used to being criticized in that manner So I don't know. I mean, I don't want to tell you how to do your art, but that was Hey, you ever got booked at one of the white schools And they like you too much and you'd be like, hold on, man Y'all like me this goddamn much that y'all booked me at this school way out here by my goddamn self Y'all ain't want nobody else with me. Remember that one in west virginia. That's the one i'm talking about I'm talking about this school all the way white folk and then you get to the show It'd be like me chico and probably three more other things like Watching So I'm like I hit a kid. I'm like, when they love me I rose by three four on my whole prom queen prom king now because I'm like, they don't know about no coochie But I'm gonna give them all the coochie jokes. I'm you gonna learn about six today You hear me I go out there. It's white people and it's black people. I'm like I That kind of fuck yeah It's a I'm like, okay, but I was like, oh, this is the perfect time to pull off my white folk black folk joke nigga I seen so many white people get up at my show and leave and leave and I was like then I'm talking to them now I'm like, oh, he's mad. I'm gonna give a fuck by all the black people When they come back in nigga, the police come to the stage nigga The police come to the stage and was like this. I'm like, fuck you won't nigga. I don't think I'm like, what's up I don't trust you like that black folk going crazy. No, he's like, no, he needs me to come in You got to end the show. I'm like in show by work. He's like, yeah, it was just a Shooting thrift one of the white kids came walking out was like I've been to come back and shoot this motherfucker up, man So I had to get off stage nigga literally me and I was like So y'all still me I'm like, hey y'all man, the white motherfuckers say he gonna come back and shoot this motherfucker up man Y'all leave nigga, they gotta up and just start looking like roaches out there a bit. I got paid But the crazy part about it, they booked me again Hey, man, the most money I ever made for the least amount of people was at a fucking college Duke nigga, you told me that story. I got booked and duke. It might have been 60 motherfuckers in there They didn't even like watch it. This was the straightest shit ever like they they enjoyed the shit and all that But they was watching me like it was a fucking place. They were just sitting in there like He was encouraged nigga I like him. He's good It's like they was doing a case study or something and they only wanted me to do like 15 20 minutes Easy easy mine. It's like, yeah, you're good. You're good. I was like Thank you so much Y'all ever want me to come back? Please call me president. I can get you Man, what the fuck that's cool It wasn't even a comedy show. I was just there by myself. They showed up It was the show from the show was from like 7 to 7 30. No, it was just you 7 to 7 30 Bruh, the dude came up and introduced me What the fuck we were, I said my nigga was in right outside of Michigan. It's like You talked about 60? It had to be like It was 12 when we started But when we finished it was like 30 people. I'm like my nigga. Can y'all Tell somebody we here and it was a big one in big-ass school. Like you know I'm not doing jokes for 12 niggas Me and this nigga had a show at a college What we had the show at with a venue at Thundering like a motherfucker talking about rain and pouring down you go right up the street Right across the motherfucker's street. No sun out then over here Snowing Swear to god Pull them in Washington like we was in Washington state pull them in Washington niggas pulling down raining Sun out niggas snowing We like bro, what the fuck type of narnia that we drive into y'all and the crazy shit is we had to fly and then drive Like an hour and a half, bro. We from Spokane. We're driving, right? He like i'm i'm trailing him, you know, we're just following each other up there He in the car in the car because we we thinking the shit, you know how much like he got to leave earlier Hour something shipping for me. You know how that flying shit, right? So he in the car in the car Nigga, we just ran then all of a sudden i'm looking around I was like, bro, what the fuck are we? Because there ain't no cars out here. It's just me and him It's big-ass shit look like the shit that pop up on your computer when your shit froze Like nigga, we are literally ran I call this nigga like, bro, do you see this shit? Yeah, ain't no fucking cars It looked like we ran through that dr. Sue shit, man. Bye y'all I said it looked like the side of the butter box, you know, like You know the butter that the land on legs box. That's we roll through the picture They took to put on the side of the box when we get out the car We amazed like, you know our eyes big like bro. What the fuck is this the white girl walk up their book This was like, oh, what's wrong with you guys? We was like, man, what the fuck is wrong with this place? She was like, oh, no, that's this spring in Pullman. Come on this way. I'm like, oh my god No, I can't I can't out of all the roads Most of the strange shit happened at the colleges because they all in little strange ass towns, man And you know the show be at early as fuck you flying you get that Four o'clock to show it you got to get ready them immediately. They want you to add six Right to sit there the same just to say you were there. Can you come early? When you start doing colleges the the process that they go through is different than the gotta be there early Because the comedy club, you know, you got let's say you got three shows seven 30 and nine 30 and 11 You know, I mean you can get there if you got features and shit You get there long as the show started they gonna start the show colleges nigga, whoever is over The show is going to call you Repeatedly. Hi, it's uh chico from uh student affairs We were just wondering what time you were going to get in the night. You like mad It's three o'clock. I just landed. Yeah, we had your flight information We just wanted to make sure that you were close enough that we can expect you at 6 30 The school is only five minutes away Right We're across the street. You can walk and then and then getting and when you get to the school The most annoying shit the most annoying least to me the most annoying shit is trying to find the building that the Fucking oh, what's that? dog What an auditorium don't nobody know they don't even know what it says. So where are you? I'm on the campus Well, where are you exactly? I don't know where I am. What interest did you come in? What interest did you come in? Are you looking at a building that says no, but I'm looking at Hey, this meet me that really make me mad about that Is when you ask the motherfucking security at the gate. Hey, where the johnson building johnson building Ain't no Where you say you're going He's going to the johnson building on east wing I ain't never heard no johnson That's the old gym. That's what he's talking about east wing. You're gonna go out. You got to go out of here Oh, okay. You talking about the one that they made at the church Yeah, you got to go out of here and go around and you're gonna see what they call silver street where they used to call the west wing You're gonna make a right on silver street. Do you want to go all the way down there? You're gonna see a sit-go before you get to the sit-go make a right You go in right there To johnson building behind the baseball field the most already But the baseball field behind the track But you can't get in there from over there. You just got to pause But what you can do? You know what I tell you what what you're gonna come through here And dry down there for you can't uh-huh and then paul Then you you should be able to see it And then it's always a nigga. I'm gonna go down there with There's always a nigga that knew how to tell you how to get there quicker like All you went that way all you had to do was to come straight to the table I'm headed that way either way I got to go that way either way them kids down there fighting They going to the camp here you guys the shit you gotta get used to nigga I had a college show Motherfucker, they had like two campuses. That was an hour away from each other And they gave me the wrong campus to do the show at and I drove an hour Nigga and then they kept calling me asking me how close I was after they gave me the wrong direction That's the first time and the only time I ever went on to one of the college dudes I'm like look man. Don't call me no motherfucking woman. I'm coming Well, the students are getting impatient the students are getting in probably give a fuck about the students getting that patient They gave me the wrong direction. The fuck you keep calling me through I gotta use the GPS to keep calling. I'm gonna get lost again Come on with you dawg See they be doing that and then they be trying to They ever try to guilt trip you Like they'll call it. They'll be calling you. Well, Carlos We were just trying to make sure you're gonna be here at 5 15 Like what the fuck I need to be there at 5 15 Well, Chico was here at 3 30. Like what the fuck is he doing there at 3 30? I said be lying. I'm at the school man I'm staying in my hotel room Why are you bitch? I see you. I hope they watch it. Look college Committees or whoever booked them a show stop throwing comedy show ever got damn wet Everywhere ain't situated for comedy these motherfuckers have a comedy show in the middle of the cafeteria Oh, nigga, I gotta be in the cover right when everybody had the motherfuckers at the show Half them niggas came to eat you hit motherfuckers watch his bitches and shit Slush them and shit You's talking about shit. You got nothing to do with the show. They need to put some corncola back there. You hear that machine poppin Bag empty Oh my god, buddy, I got a question for you. Don't dig it like the the Skits that you do where you do the strip club shit. Did you have a work in the strip club and do the announcements in the strip club? Yeah, no for real. Yeah, I did that's why I say man. I don't need to post no more I don't get paid for the Instagram and kind of drown me out like I did You know do the promotion. That's the only thing I post my promotion. I'm trying to get back better though Everybody doesn't watch promoting the only fans. I die. They got money. Yeah. Yeah, and they can pay That's a good idea though. You need your only fans Promoted Man My favorite niggas on the internet dog and it's a Dominican motherfucker my name Mr. New of the I can't remember his name I don't want to say his name wrong, but he got the skit that he did when he discovered the car On columbus day. They never seen that shit. The niggas the police club. He was like, man, you this dudes in my car He was like, no, I discovered it. He said no I come out he was he I discovered it. He was like, you can't discover a car. He was like, what's the thing? He says columbus day. He said, well, what he do? He said he discovered america where it was already somebody there when he discovered How come I can't discover the car? It's my car now. I have to go. I got to do that Shit, but as far as the internet a lot of motherfuckers just be doing shit just to do it But you can tell that what you do and it's like you pop niggas like that is actually sort put it into your comedy With a transition like go for the internet They go from the internet that go on stage. Like how did that feel like what that transition was like? You see what I'm saying? Because you had to do it for yourself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean it was a nigga had to learn quick with you, you know She is because I don't really cap it when you were like, but you got time up like yeah Yeah, I got about two minutes and a half right But she had just watching you and just you know watching everybody else that really just It was a learn like I'm glad I got the time to learn You know I'm saying to understand what was going on before I started doing stand up You know I'm saying like I sit and watch niggas all day I go to everybody who come in there let me go to the club and check them out You know, it's a learning thing like I love to learn and watch the different styles of Comedy period. You know what I'm watching niggas on instagram constantly just to make sure That I'm that original, you know what I'm saying? Like I don't want to be like you but I'm I'm I'm learning from you I ain't really got time man. Let me go ahead and be clear man. 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But you know what restrictions and apply So make sure you go to hello fresh dot com And figure that I don't want to be shit like you And that's important to be like as long as you can still see if i'm a professional standpoint and still You didn't think it was Didn't think it but like I think we did like making not even two minute regular shows till we did that that spot in boston And I walk on stage like a bunch of fucking people. I'm like How y'all doing How y'all doing I was lost in the south thing. I wasn't really doing I was hoping it didn't come out on stage same I had but you know, I held my own and shit and they're really after that show That's what really just piped me up because black run and linen was on the show too And them niggas was just grabbing it for like all this like I felt like I touched a couple of people But niggas were standing up when they got on stage and I was like, oh never again And they don't stand up for me too. They gotta be fucked up A lot of niggas hate when they see that niggas hate like niggas this is a hating ass game Oh, yeah, I already know but yeah, I ain't the type to be hanging around that little It's a it's a thing that with comedy man If you ever paid attention with a lot of stand-up comedians in Atlanta for real It's like little fraternities everybody broken up in the little you might not see it, but it's dealt Like, you know what I'm saying? They'll gang up and be like, yeah, let me get Carlos Hey, Carlos and I'll be sitting there watching the niggas like, well you just got down like I'll be keeping all that shit. They used to say that shit all the time. It don't matter I was hosting all the rooms and shit Nigga big There's a lot of ballsack it going on. It's like nigga, you just showed up You ain't you didn't did nothing. You just showed up and said you wanted to go up You go up there. You can go up and bomb guess why you're bomb Because I didn't want to put him up right because I didn't introduce him right because I ain't say this Like nigga, you just suck Using that suck box And then if I say that they be like, oh, that nigga be hating me. That nigga, I ain't give a fuck That's why I didn't wear that You ain't got that shit No, you suck in here well You know why I suck, but I'm not around you and then when I was like, they ain't even like, man, that nigga call me, man, nigga hate her Like, no, man, you just suck. You know, I feel like you you wasting my time You wasting the people's time because if I'm the host, right and then you go up and suck You gotta go work hard I gotta go Good night. I look like I'm lying You heard about that nigga one time though Right, you heard my feeling You heard my feeling one time You don't remember when we did ratchet people meet and they had me do that black fire shit I was telling me for like, bro, that shit is not fun. I don't want to do that shit They're like, man, go ahead, man. Do something like call a little hostess I think I got off stage that nigga like y'all better clap. I'ma bring that nigga back up. Y'all Y'all niggas That's why the comedy shit out of lures. I done been lucky so we done been lucky fly Especially the boy the lot of the shit the stories of this nigga tail But like when I went to LA and did comedy in LA now not the first couple times But after we had made a name for ourselves Nigga I go to the the the what's the room upstairs the belly room belly room nigga It's full of niggas. Now. I don't know none of these motherfuckers personally, but there's nobody said nothing to me Nobody said hello, none of that shit. I ain't looking for no friends. So I didn't give a fuck. So I see LeVar Walker in there. So I chopped it up with him and then Ryan Davis came and then I go on stage And nigga went crazy. So as I got off stage everybody jico, man, I fuck with you, bro I'm like, why the fuck you're Right, but that's suck of shit to me I say I stayed out the way because first of all I jumped I came from the street And started getting straight into the company and I had to learn the industry fast like all right You got to learn the the aces and the code, you know, I think it's etiquette with this shit You know, I'm saying like, okay, even though you're screaming nigga, you can't Can't treat it like you're screaming right you got to control it Like, you know, you use the street structure But navigate the bullshit because it's the industry. Oh my oh my nothing ain't nothing Street about it. I ain't nothing and once I realized once I realized some of them people like I said It's a little goofy shit. I tell the nigga all the time. Hey, man Well, now we're going to come to the club and I'm still going to work out room I know exactly what's going on, but I walk right past this You got the luxury you got the luxury to be able to do that and come right back off I'm like, man, I ain't trying to ain't no comedy clip Nigga, we ain't no comedy gang Every time I see y'all, what's up Mike laughing, buddy? Like nah nigga, ain't your mom fucking popping the nigga for to come up here to work on my shit I don't know what they're talking about you behind that Ain't I'm gonna go on and on my feet Yeah, I'm that that shit don't bother me like I'm usually that type of shit I'll be getting off stage and nigga, let me tell my bro, you see that's what I'm saying I did come through that I'll be like, nigga, what the fuck? I'm like, it's a million niggas do you compare me to my partner Really funnier than you while you boys shit, right? Talk your shit, gang, but that's what nigga's gonna do that to us all the time That's the shit he was talking about motherfucker come up talking crazy because That's the thing for unfortunately for niggas We love to pit each other against each other because most niggas ain't never been able to do them But they partners that work, right? But see that's the thing that's the whole of my frame is like In the black community, we don't like some shit unless we got some shit to compare it to Like, you know, motherfucker's all that you could just look at the chicken sandwich Shit, right, they probably didn't invent the chicken sandwich But as soon as they came out with one nigga like, oh, it ain't better than such and such And a new song come out new rapper if you don't have shit to compare it to Then they they don't they can't accept it, right? So that's why when you come to comedians, they always got to say, hey, man, you could be the next nigga I think funny you you funnier than this nigga who I thought was funny before I knew you was funny So you can't never take that shit, right? When you saying like the comedian shit, they don't want to fuck with you until they know you funny That's just like in our lane the industry of shit. That's just like your calling car Yeah, think before social media nigga show up at the comedy club and be like, hey, this is my partner from wherever the fuck he's funny. Okay We can't get him the same respect that we get you because we saying you work and be funny and work on the joke But we're just supposed to show him love as you said it. Let us see Oh He's one of us. It's like the x-men like nigga. You ain't an x-man Like what you do? I don't do shit. Just leave me alone He's an x-man stop fucking saying that then the nigga blow up and be like, oh you are one of them I ain't know that was your problem. Right my bad, bro Well, I thank you for that and that's why it sucks so bad when comedians steal jokes because now y'all It's like a nigga using your idea to get in the club and then you try to come you're like I don't see them full man. I know that nigga already in here. Who the fuck Hey, man, that's why I think I thank you man I'll tell you this lows I thank you nigga because a lot of this shit and the game that you gave me helped me avoid a lot of this shit Because I saw a comment I was able to see a comment before It ain't even work with it. It ain't even work. If you see a nigga doing your shit. Just go get some new shit He didn't eat it worse than you do. Right, right? No, never go back. That's how you want to do at this point of the game That's the only thing you can do Because a nigga do it don't matter what you do it the room used to be and this is so fucked up It's like if you have some shit and that's your patent shit As long as everybody that could be your shit, you know around the country is the nigga who do the scarecrow joke That's your shit ain't nobody in the game got a scarecrow joke You know for a fact because you don't work from LA to new york and hit all the clubs all the underground spot You know all the niggas these your friend You'll never make a nigga do you like that But here he get the call to go do season one of whatever the fuck hot for black comedians right now Right a nigga clothes on your scarecrow joke Now everybody in the world think it's his because it made it the tv first because he did it on tv first Now you're just the nigga going around the country telling everybody this nigga did your scarecrow joke Right, right? What the fuck you gonna do about it? You ain't got another one. You don't want to make sure that nigga don't steal another joke We didn't come here to hear you. We can't do that. You can't be mad We're gonna hear you be mad at a nigga for an hour because he stole your joke Okay, you can do it. You said hey you was mad last time you came bruh come on now You ain't got another scarecrow joke on deck yet Can't do that because of my natural reaction to nigga something niggas steal something from me Now i'm gonna do something to you niggas make sure you don't know what's going on But think about how bad it is I learned something niggas I learned something niggas but I used to tell y'all and I said man loathe told me he said I don't need to trip by the niggas stealing this before you got on that level I don't need to trip by the niggas stealing my joke. He can't see how I see it He can't and that's the whole point. I was like damn You're right. He like niggas go up there and say that it'd be worse for me. I'm going back up I said you're gonna say work for work. He said I'm gonna say it because it's me Right the people gonna the people gonna rap And I watched this nigga go say the same joke and he looked at me and like told you it's all different And then you can hear people say the other committee them tried to say that It's different You it's a whole that's why you can watch them all fucking set and you can just sit if you can Just like when you listen to a rap song you can tell if I'm a fucking rick doing comedy or memorizing shit right You can see when the shit go wrong for a comedian they come up there They spirits and shit be high and then they do that one goddamn joke And then the whole room just be like There they go And it ain't even like the crowd ain't fucking with them no more. They just waiting on that scarecrow They want another one just like that scarecrow joke and then they be like So when there's a nigga do that you can see when they're going down here because the next shit they say gonna be some goofing and question That's why it'd be hard for me to watch white comedians because they tell you to punch line before they do the joke right Helicopters are crazy, right? I've watched so much comedy I can't even watch some comedy because if I hear serving words I just know what a fuck like like white comedians and comedians who'd be around white comedians They always say this shit Like when they try to do like a segway they always say I uh That is the worst shit in comedy to me that I ah shit. I ah Yeah, it's uh Crazy as you brought this up nobody brought up shit I just hate that that wording of shit because you know, it's like you got some motherfuckers Who say some shit so slick you're just like They don't even have to be telling jokes Like niggas like downtown tonic brown one of the og niggas in comedy this niggas He the way he say shit just be so different you give him And that's what it's I mean like that's the the The originality that's missing in comedy It's too safe because people just watch what other motherfuckers do and be like well, he got this far I'm just gonna do this. Right. He said push. I'm a safer child It's like why are you why are you so scared to be creative if that's what the fuck you are? And that's why you I don't like when motherfuckers They're like i'ma do some shit like that. No niggas do your own shit And you know a nigga shit. I don't need you to on your shit that you don't like and that's why I can That's shit like that. I don't be mad about and then I know like but see you have some shit That's so different. It's like if a nigga even did it again You be like man, I know exactly what you got this shit room Because you all you'll have that shit and then it's like you'll do some crazy shit Like what the fuck this nigga on like when you did this shit about how niggas in Atlanta say some gay ass Shit after you say some games the shit I was like this nigga crazy because I was like DC what the fuck money bag on he like that nigga Just crazy like that crazy shit when you was mad when your dick was talking shit to you and busting your face to make you Nigga, I was like this is the crazy It's the integral I could a lot of niggas be stealing my shit on there, but you know, I don't I don't hit them up like you know They don't be on me. I don't be here. No, they got to say that nigga. You can do that. They play out them Nigga, it's not the nigga creative capability in life Like he said he's just going to movie movies everywhere. He's dope. Yeah, that's part of the game I for the party here where we at, bro. Like I don't want to be the funny nigga. I'll be sitting right here like Yeah, well, I look I don't know what was wrong with this nigga, bro on the way happens, but the nigga face was like Going in like a fish. Mm-hmm. Let me look at me. It was like Smoked it cheap All right But you know what that shit told me though The lesson in all that shit is seeing people like steal your shit Is like believing every piece of content that you put out Right, just like you know that bitch you hit already and you just got to ride that way Like your new you got to ride your new shit Just like the most successful shit you got and that's the lesson that you that you learn that come with that Shit when somebody can watch your set and steal the joke that you just like I don't give a fuck. This is just a shit But if it's like if that motherfucker can steal that shit and build a whole career around it Like nigga, you got it. You got to look at your shit the same way So when you are sitting in your lab and you creating and you writing you got to look at it from that point of view I've been telling this nigga that all the time. Yeah, but what's the opposite of that? Or what's the what would you be thinking if a nigga wanted to steal this bitch? What would he flip it? You know how would he flip it to make it? So that's I could I couldn't be backstage and watch that and let you walk right past me without saying anything. Oh, no Yeah, you can because you got you got to keep in mind The only time you're gonna see this nigga is when you about to go on You ain't even got time to front this nigga Soon as he come off his nigga because the nigga he done went over the time because he's doing your shit And then the host said i'm gonna bring you right up So this nigga coming off so this nigga already back on stage by the brain you up You're gonna punch this nigga in the mouth and fuck up this nigga Do five minutes Five minutes two minutes you got to be at the venue at 11 o'clock You got it and you got they already done cut your time down Did you the headliner? These is your fan all the bitch sold out the shoulder. Fuck the show. You sold all the things you like look hey Y'all enjoyed that so i'ma beat that nigga ass when i get up off this stage You need for the bathroom Oh, this is how i wouldn't did i just i just couldn't see nobody do but i've been Saying that shit to myself for the long life. What does somebody be in my shit on stage now? Man the man this nigga sitting in the green room one night God he'll tell you the owner of the club came in the green room and said man Do you know this nigga on stage doing all your shit? out of him the nigga that booked all of us Why we was in there bro the security then came and got me a man a man bro just did your shit Don't do that one low No, i'm finna go do it. I'm gonna show you how that bitch go you're gonna do it This nigga say you're gonna do it Come on, but these are the ones i ordered though. This is my side. I'll go the perfect side man. What do you find a man? 85pereo.com Know what time it is to get joe get joe's here at rock n roll People been asking about these jerseys the jerseys have been restocked Make sure you hit the website at 85apereo.com man We're giving you 25 dollars off every order of a hundred dollars or more And if you're looking for the sweater the sweaters are still up your custom fit, huh? 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I ain't never been bucked up But I didn't see it before though like niggas. One of them jay was like I ain't one of these regular crackheads Yeah, niggas dope fans. A lot of the dope fans used to be gangsters You know what I mean? Well, I come from niggas dope. The niggas that started smoking that shit used to be Niggas used to be motherfucking real live You ain't got the you ain't got the authority to talk to something like that Use a bitch ass nigga and that nigga knocked your motherfucking nose clean off your face And still hit the motherfucking rock right over your sleep body Damn, that still ain't wake him up. Got that I seen the crackhead get knocked the fuck out nigga laid out by the owl. I ain't never seen no crack Niggas got this man. My fuck got knocked the fuck out. I'm telling my son a nigga hit if he's on the ground Niggas laid out by the owl Man you let that nigga knock you out. Fuck him. I was tired anyway Knocked out It's different man. I seen two brothers. They were crackhead. They get to fight because one stole money from their mama first Damn, I saw it. You gonna go in there Crazy shit I ever seen two crackheads fighting at the Kamala Club parking lot Muffler had that long-air pole that connected the power to the building No, you know, they'd be the box didn't have a long-air pole the motherfucker go up to the You know to connect to the big-ass street Pope the motherfucker had one trying to hit that motherfucker with But the bill was so long. He couldn't swing it fast. You know every time he picked that bitch It like on the video game Ah The thing about from here to where they got them chairs No, my line got damn pole. He had to pick that bitch up like this Muffler just standing back there doing this shit Because I'm here they always be like look at me I know you but I even tell you what I do I know they know you because all the motherfuckers I'm about to say there ain't no way the motherfuckers don't know you Oh, they know what they see me that nigga They've been watching that nigga when Wildin out was coming on nigga nigga come up to you and say the wrong Nigga shit. Oh boy. Love you nigga. Cut the beat. I'm like nigga. That ain't even my shit The fuck is you watching this shit at? It's cable-free in Atlanta. Like how do you see it in this shit though? Somebody wonder I'm fucking home the nigga gonna look back at me. I know that ain't Carlos in this There they go I know they know you At least offer a service though My car So you another nigga just so he was another nigga Came back I See She had gave him about three dollars and he went oh, you know how they be hustling he went over there and asked Ask somebody else. She was like don't give him no money. I just gave him some He's like, man, would you leave? It ain't got nothing to do with nothing He's like, would you leave? That motherfucker's different down here. I don't know man. It's a different breed in Atlanta, dawg And then well, I live in North Carolina. It ain't even the cracker. It's the white people the white the white dope things They don't want to run it in nigga. I'd white lady. I'm at the sheets gas station Lady Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you. I'm not a big I'm not homeless or anything You can see I got my medicine thing in my hospital. I just got the hospital If you could just give me anything and I give her a fight all I'm like, here you go, ma'am. God bless you I go and give my food, you know, I mean I'm hungry So I'm sitting in the car eating my food at the gas station. This bitch come back up to my window Hey, man, I'm still a little bit short on that medicine. You think you got anything else you can give me I'm like, bitch, did you just ask me for money twice? She's like, that was wrong. Wasn't it? I'm gonna leave you alone. I'm like, man Come on alligator shirt, I'm telling you Babe, well, you look like a baby shark You know who we look like? No, that sure looked like one of the niggas that was working with uh, my man, joe exotic big The tiger king employee But you know, you know, I'm talking about when that shit just some kind of way just turned into big like you and any spending like niggas like Man, I had them same jay back in the day, man I was in the army came back home, man. You know, I got shot two three times man Crazer man, me and my wife, we just stopped up the street. I'm a car rat. Yeah Listen, you ain't got five dollars. You ain't like, nigga, what the fuck? It's a long ass story. Hey, yeah, that thing can be into or two. They just start out of nowhere But don't switch off that thing. I love them stories though. You know, it'd be a long, it'd be a long ass story Man, come on, man. Look, fuck with me. I'll do this Them young niggas down there done jumped on me They took my keys and got my car and shit down there, my pistol under the seat Them young boy got my car, man. I just did get me some. I'm trying to make a phone call I'm, what, you who you trying to call? I'm trying to call my other wife What are you trying to go over here? I'm gonna hold it. I'm gonna tell my old G What's your first wife in the car? No, because that got my that my wife caught I'm trying to call her to come pick me up. You feel me? So How should I pick you up without a car? Listen, man, them young boys jumped on me Hey, what about the people that had their family with them though? They had a baby out there the barber Oh, nigga. I'd be like, oh my god. I didn't have to give them some money. I'd be, I don't know if they told them to look sad or what Them and the motherfuckers that got the dog would have been like, man, that dog ain't doing nothing to deserve that, bro Like, well, what the dog do is that we can sit in them. I hate that but what if they they didn't know the dog was home Listen, listen, you be trying. He's like, he's like, don't feel that don't feel that That's what I eat anything when you die you will come back as a homeless man's dog They don't change y'all to think of it that way. You don't know what the fuck that dog did to be homeless You know them people did something to be home. What if that dog came from a good-ass family and just got to got to got to running with the wrong dog They got lost This thing got in the street The fucking poodle he running with Rottweiler BitBoy and shit he done ran all the way from Alpharetta. He down here in Camden Road and shit He ain't never make it back The story is a homeless dog nigga making a cartoon You always see them stories pop up man white dog found in fucking texas that was lost in michigan four months ago Like that dog ran away man And let you know 20 different nigga that you seen that what video that white woman when she threw that dog Man, she threw that dog dog 2020 in white people throwing dogs at niggas She threw the dog at the nigga man You know the dog was fucked up it ran to the black man was like bruh, please man. It got to be better over here You ain't seen that shit low. Yes You know how fucking forgiving niggas are The nigga kept the dog. He kept the dog the nigga kept the dog, but I thought it was his dog. No, it wasn't his dog We don't know. Oh, so it was your hot dog She's like That motherfucker hit the ground Uh-uh, you know that dog got rabies anything. I ought to be like hold up Man, that's a whole dog at your ass Hey, man, let's just go to it's some strange motherfuckers out here Something going on in in the atmosphere of the world as the universe that's just got strange as Fraze as white people just popping out But I never thought I would see the day that a white woman would throw a fucking puppy At a nigga, you know much you gotta hate niggas To throw a put you know how much they love dogs, right? That's what I'm saying 2020 You know how much hate was in her heart to throw a dog that she loved at a nigga. She stole a dog Out of love. It was a crime of passion But when she threw it at that nigga that was hate that was pure hate How you gonna go to court and you didn't throw a white woman that threw a dog at a nigga and that's not charged There's a hate crime. That's right. She thought the dog was gonna bite Nigga the dog But the crazy part is not a dog got an instagram page. I said he didn't came What nigga the dog got an instagram page. See you asked earlier. This is exactly how dogs become homeless He ran he was too. He went to fame too fast It's a wrap too much pressure. He's just a puppy He now he's been shouting to start right and that's too much for a dog It just got through on the right. Yeah, he got all these followers Not even house train yet Right The more important question is who does this dog originally belong to Who knows there's an owner somewhere that's watching all of this happening that can't get in touch with these people I think it was the white lady dog. I know for a fact that that dog was stolen from a black person The dog has raised over $5,000. I'm gonna go for a nigga your pants don't reach your ankle No, I'm telling you that dog I can look at that dog and tell It was stolen from a black person because the nails weren't clear the hair wasn't cut You can tell they had been eating them It was even dog food but not put before and it ran to the nigga when she threw it like When the last time you seen a dog run to a nigga out there, right? So yeah, like charles family say dead giveaway Dead giveaway Excuse them white people. That's it right didn't mean that's what we're gonna into that white lady throwing a dog at a Nigga just to let you know what we we out here dealing with they're gonna clip right there Just to let you know. This is the type of evil that is out here Out you that bitch crazy Cut it off. I'm cutting my shit off. I didn't mean to make a sound effect That dog bugger said uncle that big crazy bro. 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