 Ha ha ha! Listen Justin, why are you so anxious about this? Because there's a flea market up there. We could find a rare movie to review, Adam. That's why, dammit, we bought everything up in the city, man. Alright, alright, I'm just talking to ya. Just about the last untamed, uncharted, fucked up flea market we haven't been to. Don't you understand what I'm saying? I understand what you're saying. We're running out of movies to review. Well, these reviews provide a lot of people with the recreation. I don't give a shit. My father-in-law has a house blown on on Lake Matatoba. You know what's gonna happen? We're gonna rape this whole goddamn market. We're gonna rape it. That's an extreme point of view, Justin. We're gonna leave Friday from Winnipeg. I'll have you back in your little suburban house in time to shoot the review on Sunday afternoon. It's rather well thought of for its picture, Justin. 4K? Shit. I never had 4K in my life. Don't believe in it. No tracking. Just one rare seal tape. Good God, old man. As I thought. Your name, Grina? What you wanna know for? Need someone to sell these tapes to us. Sell them to you for what? Me and a buddy of mine were on YouTube. Need these tapes to review Sunday afternoon. YouTube? That's right, YouTube. What the hell do you wanna go fuck around them tapes for? Because it's there. They're all right. You put that tape in the VCR, can't get it out. You're gonna wish it was. Justin, let's go back to town. Get drunk. I'll give you a 30 cents for them sealed VHS tapes. I'll take 50. 50, my ass. Justin. Don't play games with these people. What did you say? I said 50, my ass. Justin, I'll do it for 40. Mm-hmm. You good for 10? Yeah. Can't believe we found basket case at that flea market, Justin. Justin, what the hell do you think you're doing? Heading home after VHS hunting. Heading to Winnipeg. Winnipeg? You ain't never gonna get to Winnipeg. Well, why not? This path don't go anywhere near Winnipeg. You done taking the wrong turn. Well, if excuse me, gentlemen, I got quite the journey ahead of me. Hold it. You ain't going nowhere. Pull this tape all over these damn woods. Now, listen, what is it that you require of me? We require that you get your goddamn ass up in them woods. Now, just hold on a minute. OK, all right. Be careful about that whip and you having your hand there. Shut up. Now, let's see you just open that tape. The plastic? Just take it right off. That clamshell. Take them off. Get that power on. Load, boy. Let's hear you load. You do better than that. Load it, boy. Load it. Come on, boy. What are we going to do with them? You're going to do some rewinding for me, boy. And you're going to rewind it good. Run, you son of a bitch. What are we going to do with it? Well, it's only one thing we can do. Take the tape back to Winnipeg. Turn over to RCMP. Tell them exactly what happened. Tell them what exactly. Well, just that, what happened? They assault one of our VHS tapes at gunpoint. This is justifiable arrest if anything is. Do you think it's still playable? Not now. What are we gonna do, Justin? You wreck the tape! That's right, I wreck the tape. A rare one. First edition. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand trial with fellow tape traders and collectors sitting in the jury box. This isn't one of your fucking skits! But you're wrong if you don't think that this is a skit. Now dammit, we can get out of this thing with no questions asked. This will be hanging over our heads our whole lives. We gotta get rid of this tape. Just how are you gonna do that, Justin? Where? Anywhere. Everywhere. Nowhere. What about the review? The review? Yes, I do. Only one thing we can do. We gotta drink this moonshine. And I'll take a shot. And so will you. Take this shot, Adam! Adam, take this shot! We're trapped in these woods, Justin! You're the one with all the answers! What do we do now? Now you get to watch the tape. It's ruined, Justin! It's ruined! We made it. We made it, Justin! We're gonna get you to a doctor! We're gonna get you to a doctor! Listen, it all happened here. Right here! We got jumped over there. You got poisoned after moonshine right here! We can't have it finding that tape in the woods! We got to get together on this thing! I understand, Adam! I understand! Justin. We have to change the story. I think they found part of that plastic from the tape in the woods. Justin? What happened after that last shot of moonshine? I don't remember nothing. Nothing. Just before you go, buddy, let me just ask you something. How come you come back with no tapes? Wasn't it where he didn't find one? Why was it he didn't find one? We forgot to bring cash. Why was it you forgot to bring cash? I don't know. Don't you ever do nothing like this again? Don't you come back up here? Well, you don't have to worry about that, Sheriff. I kind of like to see this flea market die peaceful.