 It's so stupid, it's positive liberalism! They are brilliant! It's positive, it's positive. It's wonderful! It's wonderful! It's positive, it's positive. You scared of the coronavirus, bro? Um, no. Yes, no. Are we idiots for this? I think we're idiots. I will say this. I don't dapp up everybody. I'm doing straight Michelle Obama for Rock Fist pumps right now. Yeah, you going? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna put this under the what a fucking idiot section cause I know that y'all think we're idiots. I'm not tripping off the coronavirus, bro. We're immune to it. Yeah, Taylor thinks that because you're black, you're immune to it. No, that's why it's the what-a-fucking-idiot section. Yeah. She went, what? Did you make your own sound effect? So Taylor truly believes black people are immune to the... That's some shit that started on social media. Oh, was it? Yes, yes. You did not start that. I've never seen it before. I've not seen that meme so much on social media. I'm like, stop. What else did you start? Black power fist? Maybe. I'm going to tell you the main reason I'm not scared of it is because I was walking through the airport. And this was this weekend. Coming back from LA, and I saw an old sign. You know how when you're walking down the runway and you about to get on the plane? So it was an old sign tucked away in the corner. And it was an old sign. And it was old. Like you could tell it was old. And it was about the bird flu. And I said to my wife, what the fuck happened to the bird flu? Then I started thinking about all of the different viruses we've heard about over the past 10 years. SARS, bird flu, swine flu, Ebola. What's the shit that Travis Scott and Kodak Black made this song about? Zika? What's that shit called? Zika. Zika. They had a song about Zika? Yeah. Oh, it was easy. Whatever the fuck. Zika, whatever. But I'm just saying, think about all of those different diseases that we've had over the past decade. And all of them, shit was supposed to be life-threatening. All of them were supposed to kill us. And it's like, all right. Are you wiping down the seats on a plane now? But we've been, I do that anyway. So that's the thing I don't do. I'm lying. So I barely, yeah. Karen did it this week. And I was like, oh, OK. Yeah. My girl did it. I'm like, maybe. That's the thing. I feel like coronavirus has brought my hygiene to where it was supposed to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I got trash hygiene. I don't wash my hands after I pee. Like you know this about me. Yeah. And like. That's where I'll only give you pounds. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. Forever. We haven't shook hands in years. No. Yeah. And I understand it. I'm not doing it. But so I think corona just brought me back to like where everybody is in 2020 now. So I guess I'm grateful for corona in that way. I mean, also the thing with corona is it's like, all of that stuff we're supposed to be doing, you're like, how do you prevent corona? Wash your hands. Yeah. With soap and water. Use hand sanitizer. Clawing to your arm. I'm like, what is this, kindergarten? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to prevent corona. Don't be homeless. That's literally the way to prevent it, right? It seems pretty matter of fact. Is your wife buying canned goods and shit? Is she freaking out? No, we're not. She's not getting any shit this case? She is with the kids, what she's doing is. Soon as the kids walk in the house, she makes them take off their clothes at the door, go wash their hands, and then they can hug and kiss and all that other kind of stuff. I do the same thing though, you know what I mean? I don't want to take no chances. I'm laying in the bed last night, and I'm like. And I'm like, shit, is that that corona? I was on two planes this week, and I had to walk through Atlanta Airport, and they said it was like, 200 people had symptoms of corona in Atlanta Airport like a week and a half ago. So of course it's in your mind. 100%. But I'm just sitting there thinking like, we've seen this before. And when you look at corona, like I saw everybody giving Trump shit, cause somebody asked Trump about the corona virus and Trump said something to the fact, like you don't think if you take care of it, the way you would like the flu. What do you say specifically? What do you say? He goes, he goes, he goes. Play the clip, Taylor. He's having a conversation with his like, the medical advisory board, right? About what to do with corona. And he goes, it's kind of so funny. He goes to them, he goes, he goes, okay. So what if we gave them a very good flu vaccine? Would it work? That's not a bad question. And the reason I laughed is because the second the corona virus came out, the first thing I thought was, we'll just get the flu shot, right? Like, have you read about the corona virus? I read an article in USA Today. They said that when you get it, don't panic. They said, treat it like it's a common cold, are the flu. But how do you get it? Sharing chopsticks? You get it the same way you get any other disease. They're talking about somebody sneezing. Like that's literally every disease, bro. Sneezing, coughing. I'm gonna tell you, cover your mouth when you cough. That's the same shit. But now they're saying don't wear the masks. Man, what the fuck is the mask going to do with the whole rest of your body? We'll talk the masks, don't do shit. And Nathan and Steve learned about that shit because the masks didn't work. I think it's in Iran too. Isn't it in Iran? And those women are covered, you know, head to toe. Yes, that's a good point. They dress like beekeepers. Exactly. They dress how you would dress if you wanted to not get the corona virus. Absolutely. But they still got it. They still got it. So that shit is bullshit. Maybe you want their eyes. What? Maybe you want their eyes. From blinking? No, that stuff can get in your eyes. Your eyes have pores. Yeah, that shit can get in your eyes. So we need to cover these women entirely. I just don't think we got what I wanted. I don't think you can escape it. Dude, what if Ola was just trying to protect you from corona virus? That's a good point. He's ahead of his time. That's a good point. Ola predicted a lot of things. And all you brothers out there that are wearing the mask with sagging your pants, that's stupid. You know what I'm saying? It goes up your booty. That should be right up your fucking ass crack. That's true. All right? That's the shit that's killing people. That corona virus that's coming through the ass. When that shit come through your ass and then you sneeze it out, you're dead. The corona virus? The corona virus. The corona virus. I'm just saying, I'm just not tripping off corona virus. I could be a fucking idiot for it. But we've seen this a million times. Just take care of yourself, man. Wash your hands, use your hand sanitizer. Don't be sneezing in people's fucking face. You know what I mean? Just don't be nasty. Don't be gross. And I just don't, even when they say things like, oh yeah, we might have to cancel South by Southwest. Might have to cancel the Olympics. Gotta avoid large crowds. I'm like, where do y'all live? That y'all can just avoid large crowds. New York City, you don't have that luxury. California doesn't have that luxury. We're gonna cancel Times Square. Chicago don't have that. Like exactly, like you're around large crowds all the time. This is a large crowd. There's more people in this room right now than in the Wu-Tang Clan. Count. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. That's Wu-Tang, right? Then 10, 11. There's more people in the Wu-Tang Clan. This is a large crowd. So how the fuck do we avoid large crowds, Schultz? Fuck, I don't know. You do stand up every weekend. Dude, we're on a flight, two flights. Every weekend, man. And then going to do stand up in front of a large crowd. And speaking to the same microphone. Come on, man, come on. You can't avoid it. If you meant to get it, you're gonna get it.