For those of you who may be wondering, I was doing an impression of Colm Wilkinson, who originated the role of "Jean ValJean" in Les Miserables. If none of that sounds like English to you, that's because A) it's not English and B) it's a musical that I'm sure plenty of you guys aren't familiar with.
I was human but now Im amphibian
Ribbity ribbity ribbity ribbity
I will answer to Frog although my real name is Glenn
Yes, I like eating junebugs
No, Im not very tall
But Ill worship you, warts and all
Frogs all follow a very firm moral code
Ribbity but never flibbertigibbety
You will find I am not your average Mr. Toad
I wont turn into a prince,
Or dance with you at the ball,
But I will worship you 2 4 6 0 - warts and all
So what do you say, sugarbutt?