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Call Me Maybe Parody - The Shidduch Crisis (Lyrics in description)

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Published on Jun 29, 2012

Disclaimer - We are aware we have zero musical talent. There is no need to inform us.

Lyrics:

The shadchan said you were swell
We met up at a hotel
I looked at you and I fell
Over my long skirt

You got somebody to help
Cus you can't touch me yourself
That's when knew I could tell
That you were my bashert

Your neshama's glowing
Black hat, tzitis showing
Wind's got your payis blowin
Come on, where's this shidduch going?

Chorus: Hey this is crazy
Cause you and I met
12 days ago and
We're not engaged yet

And all the other girls
Are having baaabies
And they're all saying
Tehilim for me

Did kever Rachel three times
All the segulas and wines
But you're still taking your time
And I'll be nineteen soon

My mommy cries every day
Did you see my resume
Did Shana Bet, BJJ
And I do chessed too

I want to make your Challah
Ask me to be your kallah
Heard that your mom uses plastic
But I still think you're fantastic

Chorus: Hey this is crazy
Cause you and I met
12 days ago and
We're not engaged yet

And all the other girls
Are having baaabies
And they're all saying
Tehilim for me

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