 Hey mate, how are you? I just want to say that's f***ing disgusting. What, human milk? That's f***ing... Why? Why? Why is it disgusting? I really want the puncture right now, but... What, human breast milk? Sheep milk? Full of protein, calcium? Excuse me, human breast milk. Yeah, do you want some info? Take some info? She must be one of them... Must be one of them vegans. Do you want some human milk? It's good for you, huh? This is the only place you can get calcium. You can't get it from anywhere else. You need human breast milk after weaning for calcium. Give you strong, healthy bones. Good for growing adults. You want some info? You don't want some human breast milk? You don't want it? Freshly squeezed, bruh. Freshly squeezed, bruh. Is this what I think it is? We're reinventing the dairy industry, but with human beings, more species-specific. It's called sheen milk. We're sort of trying to release a prototype. This is from humans. Pregnant women, you know? I've had that before. Yeah, you've had? When? When? How long ago? It's been a long, long time. Pretty long, long time. You might have missed the flavour. This is sheen milk, sheen and breast milk. We're actually trying to take over the dairy industry, in fact. You have like a big factory or a whole pile of goods. It's not factory farmed. This is a... No, it's not like the dairy industry, if that's what you're asking. Is it free-range? They are free-ranging. Still got calcium protein, but it's more in tune with the human species, isn't it, too? To drink from an actual human. Breast milk for adults? Adult humans? You still need to drink milk as an adult? Don't listen to the vegans. I don't know what they're talking about. Is that legal? Do you drink cow's milk? Well, that's pretty weird, man, don't you think? Drinking from a cow? What is this in here? Milk? Yeah. From who? From a cow? Yeah. This is from a cow? Yeah. Why do you drink from a cow? This is from a human. I know, but it's just strange, because normally this is for babies, or something. This is for a baby? This milk is for a baby? Yeah. Which baby, though? Which baby is this milk for? Yeah. Cow's milk is for a baby? What? Cow's milk is for a baby? God, he nearly got there. Do you drink milk, usually? Like, what, from a cow? Yeah. That's interesting. You drink from another species? Yeah, no, exactly. Why do you do that? Because that's how it's always been. It's only changed in the last decade. You drink cow's milk? I drink cow's milk. Would you drink breast milk? It's really sweet. Yeah, absolutely. You seem apprehensive about it. Like, it's weird to you, isn't it? But you drink from a cow? Yeah. A cow that you've never met? No worries. Why is this bizarre to you? It's the same species as you. These are humans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think about this idea of human milk? Like, how does it make you feel about, like, drinking from our own species milk? It should be right. Yeah. More so than cows. But somehow it's fluctuating. Yeah. But do you think it's bizarre that you drink from another species? Yeah. You ever consider it when you buy it? Or you just... Well, milk should really be for babies, shouldn't it? Yeah. And better, a cow's milk's for a specific type of baby. Yeah, exactly. We should be drinking milk at all. But is it actually breast milk? Is this actually human breast milk? Yeah. Why is that weird to you, brother? Why is that weird? I don't know. It's just a bit mad to me. Big bro, you drink from another... Are you telling me you have this with your cereal and stuff? Yeah, bro. Wait a second. You drink from cows? Everyone here stopped breastfeeding, then? They haven't, yes. So no milk at all? Um, no, no, they broke. Yeah, they have cow's milk. So in fact, do you have not stopped breastfeeding? Well, I guess not. No, you're all right. Yeah. Yeah, of course. And we drank it as babies and it's very healthy. And as you say, it's consents that is doing it instead of someone who is... The cows don't necessarily want to be impregnated and have their calves taken and killed. But hey, if you smoke, you drink, you do drugs. It doesn't really matter. Well, from the cow's perspective, they do get exploited and killed. So that's, you know, and we don't need to do it. And we've already been... Like, the dairy industry has marketed to you successfully and to this culture to get us to drink something we don't actually require. So we're trying to get people to stop drinking cow's milk. I mean, isn't this work? Why? The dairy industry is quite cruel. Do you know much about it? They forcibly impregnate the cows, take the calves away, and then they kill the cows when they don't produce milk. But these women are being paid and they're consenting, and we're not baby cows, are we? If humans are drinking the milk, what happens to the calf? Oh, yeah. I'm hungry. They take them away, they put them in hutches, and they put the boys. When the boys go, they don't produce milk. They're going to slaughterhouse. Don't they? They kill the boys. They forcibly impregnate them. They have babies, they take the calves away, then they produce this milk, and they have more babies and take the calves away, and then they kill them in a slaughterhouse. That is crazy. But right now... Cows, they're not humans. Yeah, but they don't want to die in their animals. You wouldn't do it to a dog, really, would you? It seems pretty crazy to do all of that to cows, just so we can put something on your cereal. 100%. Yeah. You know what I mean? Isn't it weird that you've been programmed to drink milk from another species, and you don't think about it? But if I was to ask you to drink milk from your own species, you'd be like, I'll stop doing that when I was a baby. They've taught you, right, that you need milk from a mother from another species. Yeah. When we like... We don't really think from where it comes from, so I think it's like... I wouldn't really acknowledge it. Well, the dairy industry have tricked you, haven't they, to think that you need milk from another mother from another species. Isn't that true? You don't think twice about drinking from another species. No. And why is that? It's the same reason that we don't eat the human meat. True? Yeah. That's a bit different because you're killing the human, but this is a consenting woman. But like, you've been marketed to so successfully that you drink from a cow without thinking. Yeah? And that's the power of the dairy industry. They've taught you that you need milk from another species. But okay. I personally believe it makes more sense to drink bodily fluids from another human. Yeah. I mean, why do we drink milk in the first place? When we're... At what age do we drink milk? We're only a small baby, aren't we? And then we wean, and then that's it. But the dairy industry have convinced us that we still need to be drinking milk as adults and milk that was meant for a baby cow. Wait a second. You're not a baby cow. True, true. So I'm not, I shouldn't be having because I've got growth hormone in it. That's for a cow. You don't look like baby cows. No, we don't. Who's cow's milk for? Baby cows. Cows produce milk for their babies. Just like your mum produced milk for you. Yeah, true. And then when you grow up, well, you know, you stop, you weaned, you stop drinking milk. Isn't breast milk kind of... It's meant for like development as it's got like essential like things in it. True. Why would I still need that now? Well, ask the same question about why you drink cow's milk. Yeah, I feel like it's not, it's not for my development. Who's development is cow's milk for? Their babies, yeah. Okay, so why do you still drink that? It tastes good. There you go. So you don't, so you don't have a logical reason to do it. So why are you looking for a logical reason to drink this? Yeah, you're right. So any reason why you're still drinking from the milk from another species? Narrowly donkey milk is the closest to human milk. Oh, really? Yeah. Why not try the real thing? Actual human milk. We know what happens to the cows in the dairy industry, don't we? They're not particularly kind to milk. They put, they turn them into burgers, they take their children because the milk is for the children. They don't want the children drinking the milk. Yeah, it's funny that. That does taste like oat milk, but it's really interesting. And why don't you drink oat milk instead of cow's milk? Well, I don't know, actually. Yeah, it's definitely something I need to think about. I'm trying to. You'll try some. Is she mainly sourced from surrogate mothers? And then none of them, like the dairy cows are all slaughtered in a slaughterhouse against their will for burgers. And none of our surrogate mothers are slaughtered. What do you think? It's sweet. Tasty. Yeah, that's nothing wrong with it. Would you have that in your coffee or in your cereal? Yeah. No problem? Okay. But there is something I need to process in my head first of all. I drink like oat milk. You do? Yeah. That seems, that seems rational. Yeah. Don't drink oats. It's ridiculous. You're not a baby oat. Don't listen to Oatly and their propaganda. You are a baby cow. What if I told you that this was actually oat milk? That I would believe you. Does it seem strange to drink from oat milk? It seems less strange to drink from a cumin or a cow, doesn't it? Yep. Why don't we just drink oat milk? I really want to punch you right now. But okay, you're thinking, didn't I? So you're just thinking about things that you... I think this was an interesting approach to the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Because you've been programmed, I was programmed as well, just like you. This is how I know. Yeah. The dairy industry have marketed to us so successfully. They, we believe we're cows or we need cows milk. This is just plants. It's oats blended with water. What if I told you that this was oat milk? And I'm just trying to trick people to get them to think about what they're consuming. Yeah, okay. Could you drink that? Yeah, I'd say so. This is oat leaf. But it goes good in coffee and on cereal. And it's just oats blended with water. That's very sharp. How are you brother? What if I told you that it was oat milk and that I just tricked you all? It's oat milk. It seems like less of a hassle to just blend some oats and some water than it does to parcel those plants through a cow and impregnate the cow and kill the cow when she doesn't produce milk. It's like, I'm trying to get people to think psychologically about why you're still drinking milk as, you know, after weaning from a different species. Oat milk is nice though, isn't it? This is oat leaf. Yeah, oat leaf. Okay, good. Thank you very much. Take care. See yous later. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's oat milk anyway. I'm trying to trick people. No, no, it's oat milk. It's oat milk. I'm getting you to try to get you to think. No. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very nice. You think about it? You thought about it? You questioned your whole life, didn't you? Like, what have I been doing? I'm not a cow. That work? It got, you're not a baby cow, brother. All right. Hey, mate, how are you? Just want to say that's disgusting. What, human milk? That's why, why? Why is it disgusting? I fucking love you, mate. Thank you so much for everything you do. Damn, I thought you're going to give me a good reaction and I was like, yes, this guy's going to give it to me. I know, I know. All right, so this has been the shoe milk taste test. I'm Frank, your shoe milk representative. And remember, you're not a baby cow. Drink shoe milk instead. White milk.