 If you can see this message, you have been determined to be an area effected by a chemical leak causing unusual dreams. These dreams contain a figure who appears ragged and skeletal with glowing yellow eyes. This figure can communicate to the dreamer. In these dreams this figure pleads for the dreamer to locate and free him. The figure claims to be entrapped within the extremely irradiated remains of an underground nuclear reactor. After having these dreams you may feel compelled to travel to a specific location. Do not travel to this area. These dreams have been associated with extreme symptoms developing similar to radiation and radiation poisoning. While these symptoms are unlikely to manifest, this may be evidence of more serious chemical leak in your area. If you have sore skin, hair loss, vomiting, bleeding from the ears and eyes, or other serious symptoms, alert the authorities. Thank you for your attention and cooperation with this message from the Safety from Chemicals and pollutants Commission.