Meet the Heavy





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Published on Jan 16, 2009

Meet the Heavy Weapons Guy, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.

Name: Heavy Weapons Guy
Role: Defense
Weapons: Chain Gun / Shotgun / Giant Fists

Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.

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"I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" Weeeeellll, the medic's ubercharge kinda does that... :/
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steam train Ty
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Phoenix Pilot
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steam train Ty
Cry some more!
The Gamer Grub
It costs Gabe Newell $400,000 to work on HL3....for 12 seconds
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Smell that? sniff sniff that's the smell of old tf2.
Jack of all traders
after watching these I feel bad for being shit at the game and dying alot
Happy 10th birthday to the thing that killed my social life, grades, and wallet.
Depressed Boi
a lot of money why he is hatless
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Price ee
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: [Laughs] Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard] [Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1] [Team Fortress 2 theme plays] Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" [Pause] Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
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