 When Master Duel first released, I had a team of Yu-Gi-Oh scientists put together the best deck possible. That deck was the Gamble deck, comprised of two pieces, both rolling dice and tossing coins. And I had the idea that we were gonna steal from Team APS. They already did it. And look, my philosophy when it comes to Team APS, I love those guys, but they're like the Simpsons. They did every single idea, so look, there's gonna have to be some crossover. We're doing dice, me being dice, versus Dotto's little coin flip. I'm coin flip. I don't say little. And also, yeah, we stole, yeah, we stole the idea. What are you gonna do? Sue us, please don't. They didn't do it on Master Duel, so we hit it first. Let's get it. It's a devious little lick here, bro. Devious little lick, bro. And Dotto and I are also gonna canonically, in the future, go to Vegas pretty soon. Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna let fate decide this, too, Dotto. I'm gonna let fate decide this. Yo, you wouldn't be a true gambler of legend if you didn't. How is it gonna make you feel, bro, if you get cooked like gamble-wise, bro? And you're like the gamble that got. Well, honestly, I tested you against my gamble deck, and your luck proved to be pretty good as well. But honestly, Deon, let's just say I ain't worried about it. Let's just say that for real. Anyway, I'll start by setting three face stats. You're not going first, idiot. This guy is not only can he not gamble, he's also just stupid, holy shit. Oh, what the... Oh, hold on. Did I start with the luck game right away? You'd be a fool not there. I'll play my dice-lops. Dice-lops? Once per turn, I can roll a six-sided... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Damn, you're a... If I get a one... You're crazy. You're gonna get a six, you little idiot. Why is this so... Hold on, I should probably just in case, you know, just just... Now that you've shown fear, you're definitely gonna get a six. No, I'm gonna get a one, Donald. I'm gonna get a one. Let's go! What? There's no way! I told you, Deon, as soon as you hesitate, Deon, you've lost respect in the eyes of the gamble. I got a six! You fucking idiot, I told you you would get a six. Deon! Honestly, when I added this, I looked at what I got for a one, and I just disregarded everything else. There's a... There's a freaking... What is the odds, man? I had a five of six chance that I'd get a bad freaking result from that. Yeah, I know you did. You played it anyway. That's fine, that's fine. I got another little game to play. Snipe Hunter! You got another Snipe Hunter? Yeah. But you need to be able to discard a card, you little idiot. That's true, but he's here to just intimidate you. Now I don't have to worry about discarding him, is the point. Now I'll get a one. Let's go. Okay, a three. I'll have to discard one, except I don't have any. Loser. All right, let's go. Dyslops, let's keep it classic. Let's be crazy, Deon. Are you ready to toss some coins, bruv? You better call it, brother. You better call it, or actually I'll call it for you. Heads coming up. It's a heads. Sorry, that's going to decrease your attack points to zero, my man. That is going to decrease your attack points to zero. That is 1700, Deon. Would you like to take another run? Don't run away! Don't run away now! I have 1500 attack base. I can't attack again. What do you mean? Well, too bad. I'm going to draw and put you away by drawing the other piece to my fusion monster. Blowback Dragon. Oh, what? Nothing. Oh, it costs 500 to keep it on the field, don't it? I got a hope that that works out in my favor in the long term. Dang, what do all my cards got a discard card? Oh my God, that is such a good card. Ever heard of head judging? If you don't call it correctly, that monster will become mine. Okay. What do you mean, okay? I don't know, man. You should be scared. Oh, brother. Okay, I don't know. All right. I just can't hesitate. I just have to be confident. That's exactly what you need to do. I should be my Snipe Hunter. Huh? Are you going to summon the this? For maximum six. Well, allow it, bro. Allow it, bro. I am going to allow it. Allow it, bro. You have to prove that you're good enough. Allow it, bro. I mean, just approve that you're good enough. And then you're good. What, what, what? There you go, there you go. Now I get to roll a dice and I'm going to gain attack. Okay. All right. You know what? It's enough. It's enough. Now dice slops. Eventually we're going to get a one. Well, how about this rough start? Oh my God. What if dice slops is my monster for the rest of the do? Unless you're feeling confident. Wait, can this is only once per turn? Oh, nope. Oh my God. I'm getting too many away, man. All right. Now I just have to win the coin toss. He he he he he he he he he. Very bucks coming up heads. No, it's every turn heads again. No, I'll show you ludicrous, Jerome. I have no card that get rid of trap. So go off, bro. You didn't throw in a dice food. Oh my god, and this judge dumb ass is here man. Hey bet your sweet Bippy. She's here now The first effect you activate will be maybe negated by misjudge depending on how much she feels like I'm gonna destroy this idiot first Again But just fucking believe in your cards man, you're not believing in your cards Now he's starting to believe oh give me a what come on, bro. You don't need this card. I do actually you don't When is it ever been heads for real for real? It's the same. You don't have any cards to this card I'll be honest to be honest though. I never really liked them. I never really liked that you having that monsters I'll just throw them away. Oh, you're so disrespectful to bring out barrel dragon. This is such Now all I need is three just give me three heads. I know I only need two but why not three bing bing bing Oh to that's a too bad You're gonna try to blow me off the map with that. Let's get into the next Well, you better you better spice this up for Reagan bro like what's going on? Bro them coin flip cars way better than You got dice jar I forgot about dice jar one and six chance mine you got Every time see the thing about dice jar is the yeah, you just hesitated too much bro The second you're right that first face down. You lost the respect of the gods. Okay. All right. All right God, do you hear me watch what I do now? I'm a change man. Did you pick to go first or second? I didn't pick at all. Oh, I Let the gods decide Funny your setup this time You're doing a lot of laughing for somebody who's about to get hit by the one and only legendary dice boom Come on, why are you getting scared battle? I'm not scared man. I'm not scared, bro Would you look at that goodbye? How about a second dice food my Let's have a good old swimming time I'm no longer having fun. I knew you had packed ice foods in your deck I'm bloody knew you'd have removal. I've got some face downs for you, mate. I'll go on and end my turn with up I just want you to play something man What you got over there, bro, I ain't got nothing for you I'm gonna just attack you directly with all this face down mumbo jumbo you plan. Okay. Okay. Go on That's only when you battle a monster. Okay. Got you. I know yeah, he's just here for fun You know what I know I'll save that. I'll save that go ahead. What'd you talking about? I know the luck cards, bro, you got roulette splite I hate this card this card wasn't my gamble deck originally, but it took two fucking long All right, see I'm gonna roll a dice if I get a Three your cards destroyed because you're just he's in the wall. You're just on the wall Let's see what we get Sasuke samurai has never lost a game. I need a wall Let's see the roll your pathetic dice They have to add an animation where spikes come up They just add all that that'd be sick I mean whatever bro take out the other black animations ban those cards, bro They gave some car. They get animations the card. They should have banned bro. What the fuck? I'll play my shadow knight archery. Damn. Why he has so many attacks You you only take half the damage though. Go ahead. Damn. Why does he have negation? Well, I like to make my trap card proton blast. Okay. Okay. What's that do when I toss a coin I get bonus effects by how many heads I get. Anyway, it don't matter because if I get a heads All right, you'll take 500 dead. Oh, all righty, and here's 500 damage for you. All right. All right You're struggling oh This might as bloody struggling 90 bro these coin flips you got a 50 50. I got a 1 in 6 man. It's a number It's a guy first. I'll tribute something for blowback dragon. Oh my god, not blow out your back dragon Then I'll activate his effect to target your pathetic needle wall and toss three coins and they could be three heads Nice Wait, so do you take damage now? What happened? Oh, I got no heads. Never mind. Wait, you should you should there should be a proton blast It hurt you man. You you messed up man. You got you got nothing. Then I'll activate the spell card polarization My god To fuse blowback dragon and barrel dragon into the ultimate gattling dragon city of doom I could destroy as many monsters on your field with three coins Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what but you don't have any monster coin three times Okay monsters got you got you three coins coming up and there's only one heads. Enjoy your 500. Damn it. No nice I'm not gonna Count as a Now I was almost scared except I'm not Why the fuck did he count as a monster? Look, yeah, I'm got no monsters in my head right now. I'd be beating your ass. I had some monsters I didn't read now. Did I do you didn't you didn't I was a fool beyond us a few A bloody moron. I just got so excited to summon gattling dragon. I saw it in your eyes, Mike You ain't got no monsters Oh, man, I didn't have Once you see all the deadly traps I have Yeah, okay. You what you don't you don't believe me. No You ain't got no monsters bro, but I do have sniper. I'll blow Me away, man. What is this card one card and target one of yours Then I'll roll a six-sided die and if I get anything other than a one or a six your card gets destroyed What are you kidding me tough god? Ain't nothing lucky about it. You're really god's favorite. That's crazy The only thing I'm god's favorite is when I draw this time wizard right here and call heads and destroy you off the face Of the earth watch set my stepfather. Oh Nice bro. Are you killing it? Yes, I am real. We ain't even gonna see with that card I'll activate my second needle wall Now I have double the chances You only get once per turn you little idiot. Oh, dammit Just don't get a three. Don't get a three. Don't get a three. Don't get a three. Don't get a three. Don't get a three It's getting real spooky in here. No, ain't it five needle walls. We go crazy. It's getting real spooky in here, isn't it? It's getting a little spooky. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. It's getting a little crazy I think you're lucky, mate. You're lucky. Oh, that could be a flip effect though. I'll play this Oh, you're not gonna discard a card. I need that card. Maybe baby God, it's just pretty decent defense. I'll activate skull dice skull dice Come on, baby. Yeah Let's go. God, dammit But unfortunately you've activated kairil's effect Now I get to destroy a card and I'll destroy your pathetic face down monster You seem to want. Unfortunately, I do have to call the coin toss correctly with heads And he's out of there. Bro, you just call heads every time. Mix it up a little, mate. And boom, here's your free 500 damage scrub. All right. I'm about to give you these free hands in the five seconds, bro. You keep talking Yes, I told you this was going to happen. Didn't I? Time was it? Time rule left. I'll activate blind obliteration I roll dice and if you have less level than what I roll Would you look at that? Goodbye. Oh, damn, mine too You fucking took his That's actually a really good card though. What the hell? I was so scared of time. I should have just let that rock Blind obliteration actually a pretty decent card with the buck. I'll end my turn. Yeah, dammit That's a non-targetable removal blind obliteration. Yeah, I know I'm it's blind, bro I can't target him from blind just just like love. Honestly. Anyway, I'll play twin bell twiggy And I'm gonna get rid of one of your needle walls because this shit kind of great for you Okay, two heads God dammit my barrel dragon engine. Just no shut up proton blast. I know I didn't get any heads Shut them just letting you know bro. It's just giving you a little reminder Anyway, take this fucking direct attack, bro. I promise you needle walls getting rid of this card You can't promise shit. I do like the confidence, but you ain't ever get a three on needle wall That's for real. Just watch brother. Just watch. I hate that you get two attempts God dammit This card is useless needle wall come on man Needle wall part two, bro. I'm fucking indiana jones with this shit. Are you? Yeah, I'm indiana jones with this shit, bro. Just don't draw another monster. I'm not targeting the gods I'm targeting the ground beneath them. Anyway, uh twin barrel dragon is cool and everything But I'm trying to blow you back out dragon with the big dragon And I'm only doing this because now I get to toss three coins If two of them are heads, I'll get the effect. If three of them are heads, I'll get the ultimate proton blast With three heads, I can destroy yet another card This is awful. And then also I get to discard one of your cards. This is more interesting. I'll allow you to keep I'll let you keep maximum six, but it looks like this duel is ending soon anyway. Yeah, that's how it's looking I should have said blind obliteration You should have you would have that shit is a crazy card non target removal. All you got to do is roll two sided dice I have it brother. Uh, can you do that once per turn? Oh, it is once per Damn And all I need is to land one head if I let if I get a single head steat It's fucking game over. I'm blowing you off a proton blast I don't think you understand how bad this duel is for you right now, brother I'll simply have to hope you don't draw You have another monster in your hand. Tell me the truth. Yes playable. Yes, I'll play it Please bro. Don't use your effect to play. All right. How about how about like it's a coin game the odd So if I get no, no, brother if I get no heads then dude like you're then you deserve to win But if I get even a one then, you know the card's just it wasn't meant to be, you know what I'm saying You got things down for real. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, this is a whack, man Whoa, whoa. Whoa. You had a little calm over here. Yeah, I was way, bro playing another monster, brother Damn Yeah, we're gonna change which result do you want to change? I want to change this one I had a six and a one. I want to change this one Oh, coin toss time. If I get a single head, it's duals over. Goodbye. Well Proton blast God damn, bro damn a little bit of 500 burns goes a long way Bro, hold on bro. Now I truly believe I see the error of my ways and I see how I'm supposed to beat you Just a couple gamblers of legends out here, you know, bro. I'm just a gambler. You're the gambler It's because I believe I'm just out here losing all my money in vegas the coin would never steer me wrong Bro, these guys bro. I'm looking like fucking dude. What's with the fucking guy fucking dimension the dice What's his name? Oh devlin devlin. Yeah, dude devlin Oh like mine I'll play another card And then I'll proceed and I'll set a card face down and I'll end my turn Not the most inspiring turn I'll start it off pretty easy as well by setting one face down and then you know what I'll leave with ol sasuke samurai You're familiar when I battle with him. I get to call a uh a coin and if I'm correct your monster will simply explode Okay, so your monster's going to simply explode as I always get this correct It's going to be heads and you'll simply go to the graveyard you and your dice. You are looking at. Good. Bye All right I told you did I not I did not tell you what was gonna happen bro these 50 50s crazy, man Needle wall Damn it. Come on needle wall make me happy one time in my life. Hey, you don't get threes with needle I don't know how to I don't know how to explain it to you any better than that You ain't got it like that. Shut your ass up bro. Go and take this three. Come on. Come on. Come on now Give me three You missed again four shut up. I'll play sniper hunter activate sniper hunter discord What was that destroy dark master zork? You need some of the zork have to do with dice. Yeah every fucking turn How come I made no zork deck? No Fuck whatever you got face down to to be honest You you act like you ate about to get a one slash six brother. I'm not and it's my proton. Oh, yeah We got to get rid of this little bum ass card Come on come on Sorry, brother. So it looks like you couldn't get rid of proton blast this time Looks like you couldn't get rid of it this time. Good. You might I've got a four of six chance every time Ah, yes, finally. I drew my card that they put in the game. I'll do you a favor I'll do I'll do you a favor a cup of ace just kidding. I'm gonna get heads and then I draw two Draw draw And then also take your 500 course This is absolutely new Then I'll do you a favor. I'll play misjud. All right, then I'm just gonna beat the shit I was not a punter. I know not one. I have school dice my Shit, well, that's what misjudge would have said if I didn't get two heads to negate it. Yeah, I'm fortunate night roll a one You got You can't be fucking kidding me with this He's throwing over there brother. You're so much better, man. You're struggling over there brother. Oh my god, man All right, you know wall. Give me a three. I'll activate my second proton blast. Oh lick a fucking cock, man All right, come on. Give me a three. I'll activate the pass of destiny Wait, what if the we both get to toss a coin and if their heads we gain 2000 if their tails we take 2000 So don't get tails basically as for me. I'll go ahead and get my heads now. Thank you very much Now it's your turn to young Wait, whose turn was that? What wait Dummy all right, come on give me a three Ah, sorry brother Two heads coming up. Yeah, nice. God damn it Yes, oh, we turn to this dual round. I have to keep riding the walk. Dice spoon Ain't that just a shame? How many sixes have I fucking seen and it's never good for me I'll just play my king my cry. You will an attack murder. Oh Little team licking while you came Brother bear ain't gonna lie to you. You ain't gonna like what's gonna happen to you. You ain't gonna like it run it back Come on eat a wall We've done this once before Dice food What the fuck What the fuck is happening? What is happening? Hey, why don't I sweeten the needle wall deer for you, bro? Why don't I sweeten the deal for you my man? Here you go. I'll activate the spell card Polymerization, what do you mean sweeten the deal? I'm going to take you to the future the land of tomorrow deon by sending kairul and time wizard to my graveyard I can bring forth the wizard of tomorrow What does the city even do destroys many monsters? Oh monsters. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be nice if I had those There was ever a time bro. It's now We God, I can't make this up the time wizard of tomorrow. What do you mean? You can't make this up. Do you get another dice food? Yes I drew dark master zork I'll do the pass of destiny again Oh no Tails on that first one, please. Oh, okay. Okay. I can live with that Oh, hey, what's the problem? Take 500. Also. I got two heads. So get out of here Oh, and boom Take another 500 with you. Yeah Proton blast. Wait, but I got one of those heads, man What if I do the gambler of legend and I just fucking gamble on? Go ahead, bro. That's what you supposed to do. What if I just fucking gamble with it, baby? As many heads as possible one I only get to destroy one of my own cards Don't destroy the gambler of legend. Yeah, but sadly it was one head So take 500 take 500 more. Don't ever talk to me again. Don't you dare laugh at me? You fucking zork holding us, bitch Uh Fucking god. What is going on? This game doesn't want me to succeed with luck I have to carve my destiny with skill and raw bow. Well, it looks like it's time for me to start making my way downtown You know what I'm saying? Satsuki samurai? This guy's so annoying. I gotta say proton blast has been a very effective burn method for me. Yeah You just made a big mistake, man. Big fucking mistake, Deanna. Big fucking mistake How do I make a big mistake? You shouldn't have played a pathetic card Why because now I have something to target and when I have something to target I have coins to toss the with what queen barrel dragon I drew him just now with one card targeted. I can toss two coins blind obliteration. It's too late I've already tossed the coins. Don't do this. That's fine. It was thought roll two ones coward. There's no way I'm out of here. I'm out. I'm good I'm good. Now, let me do it. There. That's what I'm good. That's fine. I'm good. Take a proton blast Take a proton. Now we gotta do one more. This was like the most comedic fucking Bad luck. I've ever had in my life God damn That was the most comedic bad luck I could have possibly ever had in my life this whole duel Ha ha ha bro one more. I am cooking you you ain't cooking shit begin to God I thought you were gonna leave the video. Honestly when you said you were done No, my my pride was too strong And what you fucking getting your yucks in about I know you're dumb as I get yucks in right now Your move don't it is my move and it's going to continue to be my move Yeah, I'm good. I'm getting more laughs in as well. Yeah, man, mate. I am my bloody. Well, I am it's Doin wizard doin. Yeah, what was this a little dog supposed to do hit you over the face with his time cane? Oh, no 500 I'm feeling good now. I'm doing good. Come on. Hey, hey, hey comment section blow on the dice really quick Thank you. All right dice. Boom. Let's go. I knew it was dice for me. I'm good Oh Boom the pass of destiny bad day. Oh, and not I'm glad I got rid of this other freaking fairy box And now it's time dotto doya. Yeah, contract with the dark monster. You actually have zork You're subbing dark masters zork I sure am by tributing these two monsters. God damn the dark monster now Anything but a six is good for me Anything but a six. Well, you already sound nervous. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Not nervous. Not nervous No, no, yeah, get out of here, brother. Damn. Yeah Yeah, let's top it off with little snipe hunter snipe hunter. I now about to beat your ass I hope you don't think you're going to do any attack damage to me with fairy box on the field That's that's much less scary if you don't have a monster. It's a little less scary Yeah, but it's like swords are revealing light in a way. Yeah, except you got a coming up heads again I mean Like what what are we doing right now? What do you mean? What are we doing? I'm winning my duels And now all I need is one draw and this duel is over That's what I was hoping for for real But I'll pay for it and now I just need cup of ace to come through cup of ace Please come through for me, man Please come on. Yeah, you're done. You're cooked kid. You're trash It's come down to this. Absolutely garbage at video games. Go ahead snipe hunter. Don't do it snipe hunter Go ahead snipe hunter six six six. Nah, nah, my tough go ahead snipe hunter Go ahead snipe hunter. Yo, what are you doing? You're doing bad, dude. There you go. Get out of here, brother And I'll play my second snipe hunter Over the dark master zork When it comes to gambling deon, I'm the pharaoh and you just played your last pathetic card After I draw the one and only barrel dragon. Oh, nice draw. Do they make it for med? We'll see if you can make it past giggling like snipe hunter is not about to just snipe that card off the face of the earth I'm gonna keep giggling all the way to the sandbox. Goodbye Bye bye Anyway, it was just my driver's lashes for you Yeah, bro, this should have happened like like I can't believe how many fucking the worst fucking rolls I could have gotten Well, I guess that's the end of dice versus coins coins are better You guys didn't know one out of six is uh worse than 50 50