 Woo! He's not happy with that! Hello everybody! And welcome back to another enthralling episode of Jurassic World Aftermath! What adventures await us? Will we see more dinosaurs than bloody raptors? Who knows? And will James ever run out of different Jurassic Park t-shirts to wear? The answer is all coming up right now. And no, no, he will never run out. And we are now, oh god hold on, oh you can tell it's not right. When you look at the thing, you can't read the damn text. Right, okay, so I've tried a good few different things now. Last recording, it was 1080p. For whatever reason, the Oculus Quest couldn't handle it. So now we're in 720p and when I shake my head, there shouldn't be like any like weird bitrate issues. I've also upped the bitrate-ness of it? Who will look at Ammonade? And my mic should be working correctly now. I apologise, I have no idea what happened. I say that, it's probably broken again, innit? No, it actually worked. You aren't completely hopeless after all. I hope it, but he isn't. I did loads of like test recordings to make sure it was all okay. And not only that, I also, when I was recording once, it just stopped recording all day long completely. I was like, oh for god's sake, really? All right, so here we are. We're going into the cryogenic chambers, or genetic chambers. So I'm assuming we're gonna see different dinosaurs. I've already seen them trailer. Trailer shows different dinosaurs, dear. Right, where, where are we? We've got a myosora, a galamimus, or a raptor of some sort. Turning little babies into big babies. So this is where they did, this is where you play God. And look, a kind of scientifically accurate T-Rex. That's a bit odd, isn't it? I've also here bloody raptors already- Oh, yopsy egg! Sweet. Already a bloody raptor running about. Oh my god, no, why? Could we not be done with raptors? For god's sake, why does it tell me to go? Once we go through there, into the changing rooms. Oh! Unless he's gonna come out there. He might come out there. He's here? Did he just, he came from that way? Right there. Oi, go, go look at that bugger off you. Ten foot turkey. Thank you. All right. We're in the changing rooms now. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm just gonna go this way. We've never been here before. This is exciting. I love a good vent. That's a bit sus. Oh, we go this way. All right. Oh, the raptor's venting again. Oh, I'm puzzle. Wait, you can't come in here, can you? A bit worried. A bit worried. I don't see him. Oh god, I'm just gonna like it, guys. Four! Speed run! I'm speed running, a man! Well, that's not very good. I was gonna say hello. Please let me in. Hello? We only use the code at night. Um, yes? Try my locker. I kept a reminder. What is it? What do you mean your locker? I know you just sat around with a broken leg. This is the tall one, right? This is a different one. Oh, you've left your dirty shirt here, dear. It's John R. M. H. Hammond. Oh, look. Oh, what else have you got here? Oh, at least you kept yourself clean, dear. Yes. My mini fridge is turned on. I'm gonna have to turn it off just in case it causes any weird noise. Come on, James, get in the shot. Make it less work for when you're editing this. 735 was it? Oh, balls. Oh. 537-0. That's not a hint. That's it, isn't it? Oh, that was a great hint. Oh! Apparently, that difference is worth risking our lives. Wait, what? The only difference with blue is it has Montaliz? Oh, well, there you go. The difference between blue and Delta. It has Montaliz. Why would Montaliz make it more valuable? It was always like, well, it has a mud there. Oh, turned on. Yes, finally. Oh, no. It was just adjusting and it hit the power button. Oh, we're going to have to plug it in again. Oh, I don't believe that. I hit the power button. What were the chances of that? It was just adjusting the headset. Wait, why am I tiny? Oh, I'm playing as a midget now. Sweet. Is it because... Oh, so that's calling now? Okay. I am midgeto. Cool. I'm like a little kid. I like the music. It's very Jurassic World-y. Oh, also, I don't know how I've twisted my damn headset. There we go. Ah, that's nicer. Oh, that takes the pressure off. Hold on. I'm playing this as a kid now. Kid ha- I'll find a way. Whatever your name is. I can't even remember. No, James. Careful not to push the power button. I just walk underneath stuff now. This is brilliant. I don't have to crouch. I can literally sprint into cover. Say scratch marks. What do you mean that? Oh, are we going to see something else in here? It said move slow. Oh, we're going to get a jump scare. We're going to get a jump scare. More scratch marks. Hello. Dinosaur. Oh, this is so good. We're at T-Rex's or something, isn't it? So is like Dino Crisis or something. You know some of the olden. You might be able to brute force that lock. You'll need like a wrench or some rebar. Oh, well, a good job I've found. Like a wrench, isn't it? No. Oh, it's too high. Is that what I'll do? Are we doing this? We're going to put it in there. Oh God. Oh, it does not like me when I've run. So I've just got to keep still. Oh, Mount Sibba huge. This looks very like a T-Rex is going to break through. I'm just wanting a T-Rex. I want to see that. We've had a T-Rex like once. All right, oh, oh, skid. Oh, because when I run it thinks I skid because I'm already out of crouched. As if I really do it. Oh, this is the blue. This is the Raptor things. Oh, cool. Right. Come on. We can do it. Oh, don't want to go through there. No. I think I've found my way. I've got to go. Follow the comfy. Oh, oh God. Actually have to crouch a little bit. Oh, look at tricycle plot. You're so easy. Ah, the ceiling. You're hard. Oh, is he going to go mad at me when I click thing? Oh, that's it. There we go. Oh, they kind of hit it deliberately. So I could only see it when I come back. Oh, this is brilliant. Can I just stab a Raptor with this thing? Like, oh, look, another wreck G-Class. Those things cost like a hundred grand. Oh, he just wasted observation. Can I click the button? I can't see. Oh, do you want him to do a thing up? Oh, he's not happy with that. Oh my God. I try. Seratops could do that. That's amazing. Okay, well, we want to smash into the gate. There you go. Go find it. Go on. Go on. Chase it. Go on. Break the door. Oh, yes. Beautiful. Right, we've got to go back out now. Skidding down the stairs. Oh, don't crouch. We need to run. Oh, it takes off. Oh, look. Is that a... Oh, that was right. Face. I'm facing the wrong way. Okay, I guess I just want to check to see if we're recording still. Good. I'm forever scared. I'm going to go through my legs. Oh, wait, what happened there? Okay. I'm going to crouch this way. Hey, you got big feetsies. Yes. All right. I guess this is the height a kid would play. Oh, this is interesting. Oh, God, I wouldn't make my kid play this if I had one. I have to get one to say don't play this. It's too scary. Oh, look, I'm whitelisted. I love this. Oh, look, a little baby. Oh, I can't do math very well. There you go. Oh, no. Is that it? There's a cow over there. I'm guessing that I've got to go here. And then I've got to use them and get myself out somehow, because it's like hidey places. Is that a terminal? All right, well, but I think I've just got to do this. Speaker system inactive. Well, just wait till I put my magic touch. Oh, rotate the dial to match each shape. What do you mean? Oh, I've got to put that one in. I don't know. Whee. I didn't realize you could just spin it like that. Like, yeah. Yes. Oh, I did a thing. What does that do? Can I do this? Oh, oh, no. I got a checkpoint. This is hard. That being small sucks. I can't tell. This is way harder than it needs to be. Yes. Gas. Find the valve. Shut it off. There's a valve. Shut the gas off. I'm too small. The room's hermetically sealed. If there's a leak, one spark could take out half the lab. Back to the console. All right. Hazard. Oh, no. You are kidding me. Oh, my God. This is so much harder doing it from this angle. I'm playing the game on hard mode. Wait, wait. Do I want circle first? Never in a million years have I played something this tough. Yes. I'm having to tilt my whole body. Dammit. Oh, my God. I hate being small. It's like inverted controls. Come on. Come on. Oh, thank God. That's your path to the loading bay. Now just activate the security door and you're out of there. Oh, no. Don't tell me there's another one. Oh, come on. This is the most intense thing I've ever done. Oh, my God. I feel like this is what you remember that scream game? And then you get to the almost the end and then it jumpscare you. Oh, no more please. Hey, don't sweat. I don't know where I'm going to go. Are they in here? Can't be in here. Right. So that they're outside. Oh, the rocks. They're fake. Maybe you can use them. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Don't see me. Don't see me. Oh, oh, God. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know. Don't are you going to keep on looking at me? Stop it. I can't do anything. I don't know where I'm supposed to go. Oh, thank God. I got it. Got bored. I thought it was going to be constantly like done done done. Oh, hold on. Yeah, the speakers over there. I don't even know where I'm supposed to go. Oh, sweet. Good bye. I'm out of here. Oh, that was close. I know it didn't talk much. I was just that terrified and not messing up. I like the music though. Good choice. Oh, this is another one. All right. Where are we supposed to go? All right. Well, this is easy. You just click on that rock and go. Hey, over there. I don't know if I can touch it. Am I doing good? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I need a way for the recharge. Okay. So that's kind of what I want to do. And then did it want me to do with two hands? I think it might have. Right. Okay. Here we go. So I'll do it with this hand that we crank. And then we put that one in. And there we go. Oh, sweet. Wrap the car. I could just walk underneath it. Oh, dear. Wait. Oh, yes. Wait. Are we ever going to see your pretty little face? Is that where you are? I think that's where she said she was. Oh, we're so close yet so far. Here we go. Logistics. But who punched in the code? I heard that. Reach the vault. I'm here. Loading screen, please. Oh, this one's a big fancy elevator, isn't it? I bet he. This is so weird. Oh, stop bothering you guys. It's quite fun for me, actually. I've always been tall. I've never seen what it's like being a small person. This place has been very untouched, doesn't it? Wow. I like it. Down the stairs. Yeah. What about it? I can see a raptor's going to burst through the thing. Oh, I was there a second ago. Oh my god, you remembered it. Oh, we'll have to go into maintenance. Oh, can I go? Nope. Okay, maintenance it is. Oh, yes, I love doing this. More power. Oh, there we go. We have power. That was not hard now, was it? Oh, there we go. Oh, that's all I needed to do. Time to do your best impression of a box. I can do that. Watch. Squee. Oh, look. This is an amber. There's chunks of amber in here. Jesus did have the highlight, didn't it? Oh, all right. I hope they didn't wreck the first record in there, guys. Do apologize about that. Oh, god, no. Oh, not another. Simon bloody says. Oh, stop saying I'm stupid. I can't do it. Who let more amber? What would they do with this? This stuff costs thousands. Okay, here we go. What we got? James Franco, Twitch, polite reminder that the operations room automated systems are not varying stages of development. You may only be tested under strict supervision, public address system, fire suppression, and ACU requirement. Okay, what about this one? Realign vault door to avoid grinding incomplete. Update elevator firmware incomplete. Replace fluorescent bulbs. Oh, you did that. Fire or fixed power of cryogenic incomplete in your own sweet time. Thank you. Okay. I'll fix this. Oh, the bulbs went. That was the only thing you fixed. You behind me? I don't like this. Why is there always raptors? I want a different dinosaur. Oh, god. Is this where a trodome is going to spawn or something? I feel like it's going to jump scares. Oh, no. I don't like being in the fall. The menacing eyes. Unless they just blinked and they moved. Oh, guys, you're missing a trick with this. Do you play your own game? That would be amazing. Oh, that would be too terrifying. Would it be for kids? Look at those fossils. So this is like the downstairs of a museum, is it? That's what I'm getting. Oh, god. Well, I'm assuming that there's no danger here because there's nowhere to hide. That's what I'm guessing. Hello. Oh, god. I'm okay. Baby, I'm okay. There's only one thing I can do here, really. You're on the other side of the door. I think you might be. And I've got to go in there. There's glories. What kind of puzzle are you going to be, eh? Oh, at least they've added different games into it. Let me in. Thank you. And now I need to cry. Oh, look at, ooh, glowy. I love a little bit of glowy. Okay, let's go this way. I don't know what this is. Am I doing the right way? Oi. I know I'm small, but I'm strong. And then that wouldn't have drawn any attention, I'm sure. Right. There's a vent for a raptor now to break into. Oh, god. Do you know I'm here? Oh, you're going to come through this way. You're going to jump through that if I hadn't ever thingied. I think you might have. I think if I was still standing there, she would have. Which door? Oh, that one. Hi. We want to go that way. Hold on. Is there any little air? So I'm going to be there and I want to go through there and then just go through there. Obviously the raptor can't get through there. I don't think it's not as small and tiny as I am. I got this, guys. As you watch, I'm in my six pro. I can't click button on top. I'm too small. Yeah, I think that that is what I'm supposed to do. But I genuinely can't click it because there we go. There it is. We're going to go with the box. I have a box. I make noise and sing like this. Now you're going to see me if I go anywhere else. Go on then. Well, that was easy. See you. Now the tiny almighty. Oh my god, my just starts coming through and I have to run down the stairs super quick. Oh my left eye. It's starting to hurt again. I hate this. Yeah. What if the plus you picked up last time is like an extra mission that she would have said something? Like, oh, that was my childhood little baby toy. I don't push it. Biomatter processing. This is where we tagged every scrap of amber blood and bone. The vault elevator is straight ahead. I don't think it is, Pat. It means that we need to do puzzle. There we go. Now we're all okay. Open the log. Oh, what is this? Cancel request. Okay. Locks up were screwed. Resolve the manifest. A hunk of amber and some cams. How hard can it be? Hit the release. The door's behind you. She's like stopped. She was like touch it. Stop touching it. I can't do any of them, Pat. They're all, they're all gone. Unless I can do this. Hold on. I think, I think what she meant was that I clicked the one that wasn't red, that became red last. This one. Yeah. There we go. She's like don't touch it. It's red. Touch. Cryolabs or amber processing. Taylor's choice. What do you want to hit first? Oh my God. This is like the damn Delofa submission. What do we want to go for, guys? Cryogenics amber. Let's go for amber. I like amber. I don't see anyone to hide. So this is good. Someone talked about sample X450. There's an index machine in the cutting room. Do the thing. Uh, yes. X450. Use your EMF reader. Get it through processing. We're good. Are we though? I don't know if we are because now I can hear a raptor. In the only way that I can go. Okay. I don't hear it. Make noise, damn it. Oh God. Oh God. It's messing me up. And I don't know where the raptor is. Where are we getting interference? Is that my mic? Faster. Full weight. Can't get me. Oh God. That was close. All right. Let's get going. I feel like this is it. We're almost there. Yes. Yes. Come on. Yes. I think we're safe in here actually. It's got to be in here, right? Is it this? Push it in. Or pull it. How about we... Oh, it'll be in here. Haha. Hello. Give me. Woo. Okay, that is. So I could do this one as well. Can I open this? Woo. Look at the amber. How's that? E. I can't pull this one out. Yes. Yes. Give me. Got it. Not this. I'm too small. No. Well, we got it now anyway. So transfer sample to workshop. Oh, wait. Is this... Oh, this is the workshop. Oh, oh, I've done it. Oh, I didn't realize. Okay. In you go. No. Oh, okay. So I got to follow it. Okay. Let's follow. Locate sample with EMF reader. Hi. We're very close. Oh, we're going further away now. So is it this one? Is it in here? No. Oh, maybe it's in here. Yes. Haha. Done it. Give me. Give me. Give me. Yes. Transfer the sample to archive. I can do it. Oh, God. Haha. It's too unwrapped. Oi. Open properly. I want to put it in. There you go. And then we want to put it in archive. So we want to switch to A. And then we want to click this. Okay. I can follow it. I don't know whereabouts it is. Apparently it's in here. Oh, we're getting further and further away now. Okay. So, oh, look. That's a lovely apron, isn't it? Oh, boom. Right. Let's listen. Listen to the audio. God, I hope the other one's not like this. Wait. Is there an event here? I don't know where he is. And there's only two doors. He might be an event though. We're going to open this. What is it? How do we get in there though? Do we want to go A1? What does A1 do? A1. Do not do anything? I feel like I need to open that door, but I don't know how. Go all these different buttons. And I don't know what these do. Oh, I see. I see. So, yes. There we go. So now we can get in. Okay. Gotcha. Mr. Raptor, please don't. Wee. Okay. So now we can go left into the room. And the Raptor should be able to go in here. Because I don't know if there's any vents. No, there's no vents. Okay, good. I did it again. Why do we need to use these? Why can't we just carry it? Oi. Open. I'm short. There we go. Gini, I like that. Look at the graphics on that mosquito. That's so cool. Look at that. To the car wash. Process. And why are we doing this? Why do we have to use boxes to transfer it? I don't understand. All right. I guess I'll go this way. I know it's... Oh, it's telling me to go this way, though. Right. Raptors can use doors, though. There's no... There's no the door here, so the Raptor can't get through that way. All right. The cutting machine's simple enough. Even I could use it. Okay. Please help out and follow the screens. Oh, I can do this. Hope your Raptor doesn't come in here. I went... Oh, God. Why you... Well, ooh. Ooh. Okay. What do I do? Okay, let's just cut. I cannot see. I am too small. Little more. Ooh. Right. What do we want to do? There we go. I can hear the Raptor. There's no way to hide from me in here, though. Like, so I'm hoping. Hey, there it is. Did I do it? Can I grab you? Are you mine now? Yes. Okay. Raptor can get in here, apparently. Decontamination. Ready? And put it in. There we go. All right. I don't know what all this does. Do I just want to like... Oh, it's one of these. All right. So you obviously want this one. And then you want to turn this one down a little bit. And then this one up. And then we should be good. Soid. But what? Go on. You're almost there. There we go. And then power. Feel like we're going to be in here now. It's making a lot of noise. Oh, we did it. Oh. Okay. We're going to do this one now, guys. Hopefully this one's not as boring. Oh God, I can't even run because it sends me through the floor. My cryogenics is the only lab in the whole center with a long-term backup. But with no one to maintain it, like the Huronian Ice Age in here. Oh, well, it must be c-c-c-c-croll. Just watch. Hopefully I didn't draw a raptor. I feel like that's probably what that does. I'm going to put these together though because they want to be best friends. Ah, here it'll be. It'll be hidden behind this door. I'm sure the door said something like climate control. I'm just an idiot. Of course. I don't want to. Can it burn the raptor when he's in the vent? There you go. We're minus eight now. Four. We're getting- It's getting hard in here. Where is he? We'll do. I got this- I think we've wrapped us all the bloody time. I'm a pro at this point. Where's the thing? There you go. Go over there. See? Look. Pro. I know what I'm doing, man. It's not hard. Right. Oh, well, I got this. I got this. Don't worry. I- Look, guys. I'm professional. Where's the thing? Right. I feel like he's going to come through a vent now. Here we go. This way. Going to run around this way. There we go. Oh, come on. Don't run out of sprint. We got this. We're speedrunning this. I don't need to be scared of raptors. Oh, I'm not scared of you anymore. No, you're not, man. Yes. Oh, I didn't- I did that completely by accident. Where's he going to come out of? Where do we need to go? More to the point. Here's the thing. Oh, come on. Me. Me. I did it. Now I don't know what I need to do. I need to get to the climate controls. But I- Oh, he's coming. I think he saw me there. I think he's running that way. Oh, I'm just making him look like a rightful. More please. Number eight. Thank you. So now he's through. Okay. I think he could get through anyway. Yeah, I thought so. But where do I want to go? There you go. Go on. Off you pop. Because I need to go into that way. Oh, God. It saw me. Did it? I don't know if it did. No, I don't think it did see me. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Oh, now he's in. What's he doing? There you go. Just go over there. I don't know what you are doing, because I think I need to- Yeah, I need to go this way. I think. I'm just- I just follow these. They'll send me the right way eventually, I think. All right, Rach. Chemical storage. That's where I'm going. Oh, would this- Is this take me back to the room I was in? It is. I ran through this. Away from the raptor. Oh, look. I'll take those. Dennis Nedry would approve. Back to decontamination. It's like somebody took my cryocans. Thief English fuckers. Load transfer crate. I can do that. I don't know where it is, but I'll give it a good, good old try. Don't see me. I'm behind the wall. Is it running off? Oh, good. Right. Right, I think it ran up this way. Okay, we're going to follow it. It's going exactly where we want to be. Yeah, there he is. Open that in case he decides to run. Like that. See? Like that. Oh, I know what I'm doing. You can't get me. I'm down here. You fool. Not up there. So I guess I'll just wait here for a second. Look at that. I can put my hand through the floor. I'm that small. Is this real typing three foot tall? Oh, you're just there. Oh, perfect. Thank you. Cryogenic storage was where I wanted to go, right? This it? Ha ha! Yeah! Put it in. Put it in. I have it. Put it in. There we go. Okay, we're doing this one again. Right, so turn this all the way down, turn this up a little bit, and then turn this down. And there we go. And done. Oh, God, that is weird. And we did it, I think. Oh, that's it. Woo! That's both of them. Head back to the elevator. Load them up. Okay. And your turn. That was what I call speedrun. I don't mind to moan, horn a bit too much. That was pretty good. We have power. You've got everything you need. What's going on? I think so. I did it. Right. Wait, is that it? Oh, there we go. Woo, we're getting far with this one, aren't we? I guess we find out if it was all worth it. Oh, will we open the vault? I found your scanner. Blit. You should have clearance. I should have. Come on. It's me! Yes! Did I do it? Oh. Oh, wow. Okay. And I've just got to like, I'm just going to hold it until it makes the thing like an actual lock. There we go. Woo! We might as well just a T-Rex in there or a Dominus. One more and the main lock is probably all the way this way. There we go. I think we did it. Let's see. What does it look like? Wait, what? Oh, sorry. But and wait, what's happening? Is this a different Raptor? This one looks like an ice wrap. I have to go my tiptoes to see it. Oh, you're going to get blasted. The door's going to explode. You're going to die. Oh, no. Oh, no. It is actually going to die. Oh, there's no need for names like that. We don't need to call it Coward. It means go, go, go. The door's not open yet. Look at how pretty that is. Can I go yet? You're going to let me go? Oh, finally. There we go. Oh, my prize. Gold. Solid gold. Look at the money. Oh, wait, what? It was all taken by Dr. Woo-Woo. Oh, here we go. Hidden door. Oh, God. Does this mean it's going to the loading screen? I like that. That's a good logo. You know what? You should make that the logo for the park. I think it would. It's iconic, really. Where are we? Where am I? Oh, don't know what those are. Look, a geode and a Pokemon. They're all Pokemon. It's a Mosasaurus. That looks like a Giga. An Ictheosaur. A galley. And it was right then I knew I wanted to be a genetic engineer. Oh, God. No, no. Universal, don't strike me. Stop it. Yes. Preparing cryo chamber. Not waiting for her to stop talking. Best of both worlds. Was that Hannah Montana? Oh, well, this looks nice, doesn't it? I wanted to put my hand there. Oh, God. Wait, what is this? I don't know what this is going to do. Oh, is this for the blue DNA? Oh, wow. Is it 50? Can't get to it though. Hold on. Nice. I get blue's DNA. Don't know what that is. It's in me now. It's inside me. Oh, it looks like we're in space. In space. Scoot. We did it. And now something's going to break in. Mills. Wait. So this is all by Mills from Fallen Kingdom. So this is before he decides to get Laura. Not Laura done. Clare Deering on the project to capture blue. This is like the first attempt. Oh, God. I'm going to die down here. Yes. This thing. This file. Oh, Jeff. Oh, what do you hear? Boy, lovely Jeff. Hi, Mia. It's Ian. Hello. You still haven't come back. I'm sitting here thinking. And you know what frustrates me most? And the point I was trying to make is that for all the ignorance and greed that it's taken for our planet to get here, we still haven't passed the point of no return. Not yet. And the way I see it, a course correction would take one of two things. One, a dramatic instantaneous shift in the thinking of nearly everybody on the planet. Let's call that unlikely. So number two, for one person, the right person, to put the future of their species ahead of their own ambition, ahead of their pride, maybe ahead of their life. A leader of industry, a senator, or yeah, maybe a scientist. We don't have the luxury of knowing where our every decision is going to lead. But one thing I do know for certain, real change, the change you're looking for takes real courage and real sacrifice. Oh, bless. Jeff did believe in her. Oh, what a cupcake. I'm not a bad person, Ian. I know, Mia. We're just trying to make a difference. You believed, didn't you? I don't know. We've got power there, but then I don't know about this. Oh, do I just want to do that and connect these? Yum, yum. There we go. And it broke the button. Well, we got Jeff, guys. We got bloody Jeff. I think, what, where are you? I think I'm going to take a break because that has been over an hour and my God, my eyes. But hopefully we haven't had any issues this time. Audio is all good. And quality shouldn't be too bad either. But if you enjoyed it, leave a like and until next time, I'll see you cuties later. Oh, buh-bye.