 The following video features pseudo stunts performed by non-professional stunt founders who really have no business making this video given their collective ages. Accordingly, the producers must insist no one attempt to recreate or re-enact anything done in this video. We're actively trying to forget about the whole thing. What's up, you guys? Dan O here. I'm out here in beautiful Delaware with my man Sam from Dogfish Head Brewing. We got a giant piece of meat and we're launching the new Dan O's Primo. Literally launching it. You guys start out with some oil. What is it? 100 pounds, 97 pounds? 97, yeah. It's so close! One small slip for beef. One giant step for mankind! It's a little slippery. Third time's a charm, Dan. Let's do this!