 Oh, no, no, you let go of him you like oh my god, I will be so Freakin sad if they kill Frank off right now What's up everybody on the mangoos you were awesome and thank you for joining me once again on our journey through the pathos This is a third-person action adventure game from the makers of abzu So far there's this three-eyed dick named the godslayer calling himself the godslayer that has a Poisoned this land and poisoned as God we have been going through one by one and Cleansing them and we got our little friend Frank with us this little eagle Giving us to give him to us by the eagle mama. I have a theory that it actually is the eagle mama just a A material incarnation of an astral god Whoop water and I hate water. That's one thing about this game that I this very much dislike so We just defeated what mud called the the danger noodle, which was kind of fun And we're heading to the fourth plateau and this one looks a little more significant The the god of this one was not on this giant totem up here It looks like this giant totem is where we're headed Up into the mountains we go Now these sigils is how we move around we we blast these sigils with our arrows and Sometimes because we defeated the second boss We get more powerful ones Where we do a weird backflip Hey, there's a path one of the few paths in the pathless here And then the name of the game for each level is there's three totems and then we have to get a Number of talismans to place at each totem to cleanse it then the totems start to cleanse the The boss and then we go fight the boss after he runs from this for about for a while So this giant whirlwind should take us to the top with the help of our buddy Frank And away here we go So we'll probably get to see what we're fighting it looked like those things from Rygar I've mentioned this before if you're a blade in the Nintendo game Rygar it was like a 2d side scroller But then it would turn into like a top-down thing and you would have these weird crab turtles that became a came after you and this Boss looks like some kind of crab turtle judging by his hieroglyph We've got a path through the mountain. We got a tunnel through the mountains here. Nice. That's kind of cool A little bit of a frame rate drop. Oh We got a cutscene already We get to see our turtle. Oh, no, it's the path. It's the God Slayer himself We have oh there he is Got that fucking sword he cut her teddy earlier Yeah, you tell him yeah Frank's telling him off, too Oh, it's creepy how his eyes move like that No, no, you leave Frank alone, you know the last battle Frank they put baby in a quarter They put Frank in some kind of bubble I Swear if this is one of those games, but they do some shit like they kill off Frank Oh, I will come for you giant squid Okay, I tried to dodge that nothing happened. This can't be the final fight. We still got one more boss to cleanse Shit I cannot did I actually dodge that? I don't know I have no idea. I don't have any stamina We've got very little stamina. Oh I did not dodge. Oh, he knocked me on my ass. Oh No, no, you let go of him. You like oh my god, I will be so Freakin sad if they kill Frank off right now. Oh Don't do it. Oh my god Like I'll be real life Sad and angry if they kill fucking oh my god Frank. No, oh look at him poor thing No, oh No Yeah, that's right. It doesn't compare to yours. You just leave him alone. Just just let him be oh Fuck is he dead? Oh my god This can't be happening no no no no no no no God you didn't slay the tall one. Maybe they are slain and those are spirits. I was cleansing He just wants a path. That's all he wants He's willing to kill everybody to get to it Okay, go crawl over to him crawl crawl crawl to Frank Get over there. Oh no, she passed out. Come on. Come on. Come on Don't be dead Frank. Don't be dead Frank Frank Frank is alive. Hell. Yeah. Oh my god. That's a relief I'll get attached to shit like this. Oh That would have been like fucking never ending story when a tray slips into the bog of despair or whatever it was Sorry if I just spoiled never ending story for you, but if you haven't seen the never ending story Yet then what the fuck is wrong with you? That was a great movie the never ending story. I don't know how it holds up today a Lot of times you think movies are great from your childhood and then you watch them It's like it's not so great. I imagine never ending story holds up pretty well because like I've watched the labyrinth and I've watched on the dark crystal fairly recently and they both held up quite nicely I think it's cuz they used instead of relying on like cheesy special effects. They just used like puppets like real puppets But they did never ending story. I think that's why it holds up so well We're going to a burning forest here. It looked like a tunnel into the mountain, but I guess not Finally we get some stamina we can move along Okay, so we are under the mountain the burning forest just an Elysian. I used to play arc a lot. Oh And I would get so attached to my dinosaurs They're just pixels. They're not real, but I would still get very attached to them. Just like I'm a Just like I love my Frank Don't you touch my Frank? All right, so there's the towers in the background that hold the There are the totems. Looks like we got some red right over there. So let's head on over I thought we had Five flies that all he did is he took a flap away That's all the guys there did he didn't hurt Frank at all. He just took a just took a little flap away Okay, now we get to see What we're gonna be fighting against it's always a mystery because they never look like what they actually are Humo as it's gonna be a bear so Soros was a lizard. I Guess Sarabus or whatever. I guess that has something to do with deer. Kumo is definitely bear. Oh He looks badass. I know Kumo Kumo is bear in Japanese I know that because I'm an anime weeb as I'm sure a lot of you also are Like kuma is bear. There are an opening over here Oh looks like we get some oh That's the God Slayer statue They're got some crystals I reckon Get our flat back though, that's all the red was was some chrystals It's fine. Yeah, just go right up over there No, one thing about this game. You never know if you're going the right way. I guess there is no right way One of the one way to skin a cat in this game at it's going to add to the replay ability Well music to get in a little epic epic II We're in a luge. Well, this is fun I feel like I'm playing apex legends. Whoa We get to another cutscene. Oh, what the hell? Okay, we can't go that way anymore up tongue to run from the bear All right, so this thing is going to have a flashlight inside its face and We can't be seen by the flashlight. Oh that thing. Let me get a screenshot. Oh, I missed it. Where is it? Right there So we can't move in the light. All right, he's gone I'm sure he'll show up right in front of us. All we need to do is get the Frank once we get the Frank We're good He's coming right for me Okay, I can't Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay? Fuck me. Fuck me. I am so fucked right now The okay, he didn't see me He didn't see me. Whoo. Whoo. That was close. That was close All he does is he stops and you lose all your crystals At least he's got a low light that doesn't shine over things and he doesn't have four of them like the Like the Hydra had he's not so bad At this point we could just run straight to Frank, I think And pick him up got him. All right. Now we got to wash our bird Whoa, okay. We were Standing on nothing for a second there Let's wipe our bird off Get all this corruption off of you, buddy. I thought I had lost your Frank Hey, oh Yeah, little nuzzles a little bit of nuzzles Give me him nuzzles Let's queue and see. There's a lantern right there. There's something red up there. There's a tower up there And I'm out of stamina because I was over in that fire realm Oh, we go I like sliding that's fun So it seems like each plateau has been a different season this one Obviously winter. What's that big? That's big statues got. Oh, I Got liftees. I'm just going to kind of go wherever Wherever the wind takes me here Oh, oh There we go Now we're cooking with gas. What we got up here Talisman, perhaps Nothing inside there drop me down Frank Okay, so there's something we can hit there. It's one of those things where we can change the symbol Okay, it looks like we got a Lava pit inside this cage. I'm sure that'll have something to do with something Yes, we got another symbol thing right here Hey, let's change it to bear right now. Okay. It's already on bear shit son of a bitch. Okay. Oh I gotta stop clicking We change that one to bear. I don't know what order was supposed to go. Okay, so we got Seribus there Bear Is there one of these things over here? Let's change it to bear got it What I just accepted this Crab thing is a bear and this is The hammerhead giraffe a source got it see what this one is There didn't we change the bear? We did So what the problem is? Oh, we did do this final one. So where is Where is it that it fall all the way down or something? We need to change something over here to Seribus. Oh, it's all the way down here. I said, oh god Filled there we go and our reward is a pit of lava Lovely. Oh, there's not a pit of lava. Oh, there's a talisman. Very nice. Oh Those we gotta do is press it down Nice, we got our first talisman. I don't know how many we're gonna need there's a chest of Kristal Very nice. We're missing a flat Cuz that dick the godslayer Now where to buck a room. I guess we go over to the tower and figure out What we got to do how many talismans we're gonna need Wonder if we can make it all the way over. Can we land here? Okay, good. Good. Good. Good What's that the power sigils? Some of them are still orange and some of them are blue I think the Well, it looks like the storm's coming for us again, or we're just really close to it How many we need we need to we're gonna need to so where is our next one? Looks like we got stuff over there and over there and over there and right down there There's stuff all over the place We'll just float down nice and gentle Oh, I had mentioned in a previous video the No, it's a prison guard We call the guy keep it because he supposedly killed his girlfriend and her left arm with one arrow by Pinning them both to the bed. I looked it up to try and find out if that was actually true Cuz I never looked it up while I was at the prison the prison I worked at was a Rockview State Penitentiary in Pennsylvania max security prison But uh, okay, it's one of the things we're gonna shoot down. Oh Why did I why did I drop let's try and shoot down? I'm sure that's not it. We're gonna have to move something. Let's just try and shoot through all of these See what happens But um, no, we actually did something nice But um, yeah, I looked it up. I couldn't find anything. I could find if it was true or not There were a few inmates Oof Where I actually did look stuff that's all that was we're actually did look stuff up to see if Find out if their stories were true Cuz like one guy told me he was in for doing doughnuts on School football field. I'm like, there's no fucking way this guy's in a maximum security prison For doing doughnuts on a school football field So I looked his story up turns out Yeah, he was doing doughnuts on a school football field, but that's not the full story of course What happened was? He was doing doughnuts and he got caught and he got put in a county jail And while he was on work released from the county jail like pick up trash or some shit he He just walked away and went home He ended up getting charged with Escaping prison, which is a felony offense is why he ended up in a maximum security prison for going doughnuts on a football field Kind of funny. Oh, no looked up There's one inmate that like none of the guards really fucked with at all Oh man Johnson he's like a real old dude and the story goes that He was in for what had happened is he owned a shop and Some guys tried to rob him some armed robbers and I he Shot them a shot one Okay, we're gonna have to melt this a Shot one in the store, but what got which is fine. That's self-defense but what got him was he Followed the other one out to the street shot in the back as he was trying to run away, but I guess the other guards just felt that that was He was vindicated We're shooting the guy And so they just didn't enforce a lot of the rules with him and he got his own He was allowed to have his own Cell which is uncommon. Oh god. I have to go all the way down here Which isn't right. I mean we weren't we weren't there to like we weren't there to punish them We were just there to enforce the rules of prison like their punishment was being removed from society or whatever so we shouldn't have been More lax with one person than another but we were It happens, I guess Now these things I kind of like float the shoot like I got it like these torches Maybe there's another torch that we can light. Maybe I'm shooting at the wrong one. Maybe I need to shoot at that one Hey, and we'll drop and fire Haha, I got it. That was a boring ass job at prison. It was 99% of it Was just watching dudes live their life. It's like being a glorified babysit. Fuck me Okay, this is gonna be hard to get. Oh, maybe I should just stand over here. Maybe that's what I should do There were a few butt puckering moments At the prison. There was one time I was working at kitchen. I was on kitchen detail I'm trying to figure this out which was kind of a dangerous job to do because There were like knives and and other stuff in there the knives were attached to metal bars with Steel wire, so it wasn't that dangerous Come on now But they also had these giant steel paddles that they use to like stir shit, but And you don't have weapons when you're a prison guard like What's the use when you're outnumbered like a hundred to one? They'll just beat you up and take your weapon, you know, so it's not like I had a gun or a baton or anything like that Do I even need to like that? What did that go? Now I assume I need to use this to Call that out. Do I need to light this one? I walk over here. I guess Yeah, I was in the power went out when I was in the kitchen What am I kitchen duty? Which is a dangerous time when you're a prison guard because that's when they actually attack guards They usually don't do shit to the guards, but uh When the power is out and you can't identify your attackers. That's when they'll fuck you up One of the difference between guards and inmates is guards always had hats on so I took my hat off So that would my silhouette wouldn't look like a guard and I crouched down in a corner So that I didn't get Assaulted by 20 inmates And I see this giant shape coming towards me. I'm like, oh fuck here. We go. So I grab my radio That's the only thing I had I was ready to start coming out swinging with my radio But the shape stopped in front of me And just I just stood there the whole time. It was like, okay. Okay. What's going on? Finally the lights came back on it was this inmate named we called him beetle. What's going on here? And uh beetle had I think he held the national record for For squats at least for a while he did so he was a big fucking dude But yeah, when lights come on it was Beatles standing there. He just turned around looked at me. He's like I had you mr. Bragg. You're good Thanks, man So he was just looking out for me. Nice guy. Nice guy that beetle Don't even need to light that torch. Okay. It's lit Now can I do anything with it for fuck's sake? Well, go back up. Thank you. Well, you know You know shoot all the way through here, man, I do not get it. What do I do I? Can't hit it. I can't light That torch Maybe I just need to get a little higher and then drop shot it son of a bitch. That's all I had to do Yeah, beetle had my back a whole time that do it is that even Hitting anything So it's not going all the way through Yeah, yeah, I keep thinking I have this one figured out and turns out I don't What are these here? I'm fire while we're in the spirit realm here. Okay. Okay. I guess that's what it was cool. Oh My god, did I just do all that for some chests? I just do all that for some fucking chests Other exciting prison guard story, so I was a prison guard after I was in the Marine Corps Get out of the Marine Corps Did a couple of different jobs Then became a prison guard I was actually I was still in shape and most of the guards there were not there was big fat doctors that Never did anything physical in their life. They just sit sat on their fat asses and watch dudes live as I was talking about earlier It's one time obviously I was here with one duty that day. I was just uh, we're there for some training and That's something over there Why is it not red? It's a different color Calor But I went to the dining facility to get some cream and sugar because I wanted it for my coffee They didn't have any in the training room While I was on the way over there a shank fight broke out you know shanks being the Manufactured knives that they would make and uh So I just sitting there watching because I'm not gonna get in the middle of it I'm gonna try and break up a shank fight. I don't have my own shank. I don't have a shank in this fight So I had to just kind of wait till another prison guard came around the corner that had a radio and I was yeah Hey, man, there's a big shank fight over here and uh So he radioed it in a whole bunch of guys came out and the inmates took off running Well, I naturally took off chasing one down because we got all the all the guards there we can actually Do our thing we outnumber them So I'm chasing this guy All through the like we had a square in the middle of the dining facility Chasing this guy all through the square Oh, this is the thing I already did Chasing this guy all through the square, right? I don't know. We've already been up there I chased him down Um He threw the shank away in mid like mid run, but I figured somebody behind me would see it and pick it up And I just keep uh keep going tackling down Start to cuff him up And uh, I'm looking around for the guys that came with me. Nobody came with me by myself Those fat fucks were kind of strolling ammiably towards me After I'd ran this guy down it's like what if What if I was on my own and this guy had the knife and I've got you know, nothing but my fists Hated that job it was one of those jobs where People felt that they were the shit because they had been there longer than you So, you know, everybody'd fuck each other with with each other fuck each other. Everybody'd fuck with each other rag on each other The thing with me was that I was young Like whatever This one guy I guess it was supposedly the King shit a turd mountain mountain were fucking with people We're in the defack one day and he shows up It's like oh, hey brag Does your mom know you're working here? This dude was fat like really fat a huge belly Now we're spotted with Oh, hey, what's up Higgins? Uh, does your wife know you're pregnant? And like even the old timers were laughing at that one Oh, he was pissed like he was he like wanted to fight me like for real fist fight me over that because I had fucking Owned him at his own fucking game Okay, I can't get up there And this place is massive. I'm gonna have to cut this this one up into a couple different videos. I think Yeah, I hated being a prison guard as well went active duty army I just wanted to do something other than be a prison guard And I missed the uh, missed the military Yeah, okay, so the blue ones pop you up The other ones shoot you forward. All right, so we got us a puzzle here. Is it going to give us just uh What we got All right, so I got a shoot around these so let's move this one a little bit. Let's just move them a little bit Move this one a little over. How long right good But uh, yeah, um Yeah, I got bored so I joined the Actually joined the national guard first But I hated that national guard unit. So I joined the army reserves The only reason I didn't join the Marine Corps reserves is because closest Marine Corps reserve station was like two hours away from me Whereas the army reserve station was or the national guard station was like 15 minutes away from me and the Army reserve station was maybe 20 minutes away from me Yeah, I hated that hated the national that's all I got was crystals Did they did even give me the crystals? Do I have to go collect them? No, they just straight up gave them to me Yeah, I hated that national guard unit when I joined the national guard unit The only position they had available was for a medic and I was like, yeah, cool. I'll be a combat medic. That sounds fun But they have this thing in the national guard where you that's your that's your job. That's your mos as they call it But they say you're you're not mos cubed. You're not qualified for your mos, which is fine. You just You just that's what you're going to be until you go to school and then you're qualified. However They would use me in qualified medic positions As if I knew what the fuck I was doing. I just I knew basic first aid for being in the Marine Corps That's about it But they're like, I know one time we were doing our like, uh, you know one week in a month training we went to um God, I forget the name of that place was it's a national guard base in Pennsylvania I'm gonna go up that path. I got nowhere else. I got nothing else better to do yeah, so, um And we can we're going to grenade range live grenade range And they and you have to have a medic On standby whenever you do a range like that. They're like, okay, cool We need you to be the medic for when we do the live grenade range. I'm like Uh, I'm not qualified to be a medic I don't uh I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do if somebody enters themselves with a live grenade And they're like, oh, well, I mean you just call the ambulance I mean, there's not much you could actually do if somebody does blow themselves up with a grenade Anyway, even if you did know what you were doing I'm like, what the fuck is actually this? Like how's that? So stupid So that's why I ended up joining the um The army reserves plus they're like they didn't most weekends. We didn't do shit um When I got there I I had a soldier And I asked him what he does all weekend and he said, uh, I usually just do my college work and sleep. I'm like, okay And he's he's like, you know, it's not because I'm lazy. It's I want to do my job, but there's no opportunities for for training So I caught in contact with the local hospital and organized a blood drive And I set it up. So he couldn't take blood from civilians But they did allow him to take blood from soldiers that volunteered to give blood So at least he got some experience with medical stuff Because that's your job as an nco not really to know your job as much as train your soldiers to do their job So I at least got him some training and alleviated his boredom a little bit but yeah, like Nobody else had tried to do anything for this kid. They were just letting him Do college classes and sleep all weekend whenever he had duty Oh fucking national guard I wanted to say eagle mother wished to alleviate her son's loneliness So she grew many animals of the plateau grew them well beyond their normal stature So that kumo would have friends with him with whom he could wrestle Oh, and that is why today we encounter so many giant bones among the plateaus I knew those those shits were way bigger than they needed to be like that huge ass Fracera tops head But it was no fun wrestling his siblings serenades was shy Namui haughty and sorrow fought too hard kumo loved to wrestle with the animals of land But he quickly grew much larger than even the biggest animals and he had nobody with which to play They were really reading these in reverse order Even as a newborn kumo was large and powerful. He was rambunctious and like nothing better than to wrestle Bear wrestle and Okay, so we gotta go through a whole bunch of these So this is the only one we can move, huh? Okay, we move this one too. All right, so frank moved that up Okay, so let's fly up Okay, now grab it frank Pull that up to me Is that too far back down and release Hopefully that'll be good enough Oops, I flapped what I meant to drop. There we go. But yeah, and then um Oh that one floats back down. Okay. Is that it? Is that it? Oh my god Oh, finally All right, so let's go to the tower I'm gonna call it a day on this particular video after we get this We get our oh my god. Do I need do I need three though? There's a tower right over there Just float one over Take the slow scenic route. This is gorgeous right here. Let's uh screenshot that I screwed up my screenshot There we go, maybe we'll stop over there No, we already did that This is blue. Is that right? Is that how it goes? Yep, already did that. All right. Let's go have to run up the side of the mountain here It was half cricket half billy goat up All right, so let's hope we just need to Get to the ring this last level like I wonder if they're going to do the thing We're like, you know a lot of times the boss Like they have like a sub boss before the main boss and the sub boss ends up being like way harder than the main boss Yes, we just need to All right, folks, that's going to do it for this portion of the pathless next time We'll uh Talk some more story and do some more fun stuff As we cleanse this evil land and we'll probably go if I go over there that looks kind of oh, no, it's uh It's surrounded by the dark stuff But anyway, if you enjoyed the video, please hit that like button subscribe for more if you want to Over now. This is the man who's signing off you guys. Have a good one mango