 Hello dearies, welcome back. I'm Philip Magnus and this is the darkest of all the dungeons. Yes, the darkest dungeon. I'm back with some more of it. After I did the most idiotic thing I have ever done, at least in the past 24 hours, and indeed I actually played through a whole lengthy dungeon with a muted microphone without ever noticing that it was muted. And yeah. So I did that. How has your day been? I lost some of the best commentary I have ever done because I had forgotten to fix the good old microphone. Bloody hell, I'm so pissed off at me, I can't even believe the stupidity. At any rate, I have decided to make amends. Let's just say by playing without any, and I do mean any, torches. Oh he's faded. Is that good? Good. It is good in fact. It is the best thing ever. Yes, yes, earliest settlers, blah, blah, blah. I will have to, yeah, I'll just move to this room because I need to explore 90% of the room and that means that I will probably only get away with not exploring one of the rooms. Well she didn't cut herself, that at least is very useful. Now I'm so annoyed at myself right now, you have no idea what I, I just screwed up. Indeed it was one of those missions where I had to destroy altars and I had a lot of fun with it. I played without any torches. I got a bunch of gold. I managed to kill lots of pigs. Ah, my characters did some frankly incredibly awesome stuff. Sure, let's use the axe. Oh we've got spiders. Spiders are good, right? I mean he doesn't love spiders. Well, probably she loves them. That would explain why she missed, of course, the bounty hunter who's supposed to be good at his job and indeed, well, probably there's no bounty on the spiders' heads. That is one reason for missing. Well, they really did a number on him, didn't they? It's pressed fire. Could be useful. Huh, not bad, not bad for an arbalist. You will of course skip your turn and you, you will cut through these spiders with great ease, you leper. Goodie, he's so good trying to spread leprosy wherever he goes. Really quite a paragon for everyone involved. You miss, seriously? Urgh. Missing was absolutely uncalled for. They really don't like you, do they? And you, you, how could you? I don't like almost any single one of you, except the witch. Witch huntress. What was it? It was, right? She's not a witch. No, she's a grave robber. Oh god, I'm mixing my classes now, which is absolutely uncalled for. She's so good. I have just the name in mind for her. If I survive this whole experience, little six. But the lepers, the lepers get like nobody's business. Oh no. How many rooms do we have? Will we survive? Probably not from the look of things. I have no anti-venom, obviously. If I had anti-venom, we would have no problems. Give me something good. Better than a map. Better than a trap. Urgh. What am I thinking? You won't show me the last room, will you? Fair enough. Belly have scum food. Let's see if I will survive this battle. Oh, great! Lots and lots of Piggyman. And the Piggyman, as we all know, are the best of friends to all adventurers. This bounty hunter has proven to be absolutely useless. And I mean that with the greatest... Oh, anyway. Thank you, grave robber. You at least can do your job. You come over here. Good job. Please don't kill the bounty hunter. I mean, I can stun him, but he's mine. Well, he survived. Impressive enough. Seems he will live for another day. Hopefully. He could always just fall down and die. At least the leper, possibly because of his many diseases already, managed to survive this one. Which is, in my opinion, always good. Oh, God. No, stop it! She was healthy. She was good. This pathetic herbalist. I'm using her for absolutely unnecessary things. You won't die from the bleeding, at least. Let's see if you... 16 points. Jesus. That guy does more damage at level 0 than just about everyone. Oh, we got an achievement. Defeat 100 beast enemies. Moskirchans. Huh. Cool. Tink. Kenta. What? Arbalest. Oh, God. Right. Fair enough. At least we've got the right item for the right gal. And don't even ask me why I'm using the word gold in loot. Excellent. I'm almost going mute from all the lovely loot. Yes, I'm singing now. It is... why am I doing it? That's a very good question, actually. I'm incapable of staying silent for one. Good. Good Anakin. Good. No way. It's wrong movie. Wrong franchise. Wrong universe. Wrong multiverse. Bleeding again. Why would you do that? At least I've got a bandage to stitch you up, mate. You are the luckiest son of a leper I have ever seen. More spiders. Like, last time I fought against spiders went so well. Seriously. One health. Totally uncalled for, Mr. Spider. Stan? Sure. Why not? And now we mark him and now he dies horribly. Yes, let him. I don't need him. I don't like him. I don't stand him. And now he's paranoid. I'm going to leave him to die. I don't need him. I don't... I'm so angry with him. Thank you. At least you did something good, little spider. Right. Of course they dodged. They dodged again and again and again. Annoying. Hey, that was nice. That was very good. Perhaps with the lucky AOE skill from the grave robber, I shall end this swiftly. Excellent. And another 16 hit point. Tell me this was the end. Thank you. Well, that was kind of enjoyable, actually. I even got an important item for my cultist. Got a lot more gold than I actually spent. Even killed that annoying guy. And sadly, all of them get negative... well, they get quirks. The negative stuff. That's great. Um, what? Right. Well, this guy will not leave his tavern. And this guy has... well, both of those guys are totally, totally annoying. We manage to cure diseases and quirks. And we manage to level up three new characters. Let's see if we even have some nice additions. Antiquarian. Antiquarian. That's a new class. I've been curious to see what this one's capable of for some time now. Oh, a veritable crowd. One of each... one of each class in my roster. We are there. Finally, we have had the pleasure of every single fellow. Well, at any rate, I shall stop here, I think, because I'm too annoyed at myself. Thank you guys for watching, and I will see you next time.