 Ah, you love to see it, guys. I love the music so much. Let's get into it. The museum, I think it's gonna be happening today. Hello everyone, this is Tom Nook. It's 12.37 PM this happy Sunday, March 22nd, 2020. Now for today's news, ta-da! Today, Cornhole has its very own museum. Yes, it's a grand museum indeed with separate exhibit rooms for insects, fish, and fossils. Blathers, the museum curator says he's always available to accept donations or assess fossils. And museum admission is free. So stop by whenever you like. Also, my staff, Timmy and Tommy, open up their shop today! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Shops and museums all in one day, fam? Yes! This is what it's all about. It's a small shop, but they'll change stock daily and carry a selection of goods to better your rising life. Come by from 8 AM to 10 PM daily, and if their stores close, simply use their drop-off box to sell your items. Ah, one more thing. To celebrate the opening of the shop, we've added a new catalog service to Nook Shopping. The catalog lets customers see a record of items they've obtained or purchased. Any mass-marketed items can be ordered directly through the catalog, so make good use of it. Guys, I'm pumped for this! By the way, whenever we cover big island developments like this, we'll hold a special commemorative ceremony afterwards. We'd like as many folks as possible to take part. So stop by Resident Services if you're interested. Guys, I'm so pumped. Oh dear, never fails, and of course, this would happen right in the middle of a broadcast. One moment, please. Dude, you're taking business calls? Hello? This is Tom Nook from Tom Nook, yes? What, the getaway package? Why yes, yes, yes, of course, of course! Tom? Are you doing some sketchy things behind the scenes there, bud? And that's all for today's island-wide broadcast. Ah, so sorry to put you on hold. Well, I'm gonna give you a full overview of the... Oh! I wonder if he's talking to new people because I went to other islands and talked to people. And asked them to come to my island. Wait, I have a slingshot now, don't I? Damn. Hold on, if I can make one really quick. What do I need? Hardwood? Do I even have an axe right now? I do, I do, I do, I do. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you guys for all the resubs, by the way. I appreciate it. No, I need hardwood, I need hardwood. There we go. Okay, okay, okay. Go around the flamingo! Let's craft. Give me the sweetness. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on! Yes! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh yes, oh yes, give me my present. Thank you, we wish to express our gratitude for your continued, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy home academy. Yes, yes, you've collected lots and lots of furniture. Thank you so much. Daisy May, I'll be heading to your island very, every Sunday morning to sell precious turnips. So what grandma used to, who is Daisy May? All right, guys, it's time to fuck up an animal crossing. Let's open these, see what we got. Garden gnome, okay, cool. A backpack, yes! That's the thing that I ordered from the internet. A cat tower, cool, I don't have a cat. Look at my little napsack, I love it. Wait, is this the, what is this? Axel's house, oh, Axel got a fucking upgrade, dude. All right, guys, well, it's time. I got a bunch of fishies here. Hey, come here, I think you're new. I think you're new here. If only I could capture you. If only, there we go. Yellow butterfly, shouldn't all butterflies be yellow? I got a bunch of cool fish. Not as much as I would like to have, but it's fine. It's okay. Whoa! All right, let's go inside. And we can finally, oh wait, what is, there's something that I can do. Tom's gonna try and talk to me, isn't he? Tom, I don't wanna talk right now, okay? God damn it. Eeper, sorry to keep you waiting. I suppose you overheard that call I just got. Sometime now I've been advertising the cornhole getaway package. And wouldn't you know, out of the blue we have three interested in parties. Glad to hear it. I invited those people. Yes, yes, it's quite wonderful. Thank you, thank you. Wonderful except for one minor detail. None of our applicants are too fond of the notion of sleeping in tents, you see. I'm afraid I got caught up in the excitement of persuading them to move here and I may have promised them fully furnished homes. Three homes, setting aside the land, preparing all the furnishings. It's just too much for one raccoon. I thought you were a tanooki, but Eepers, here you are in my hour of need. And most certainly, must be fate. Would you help me get all these home prepared? All three of them? Of course, I will have to give you a good and proper thank you for your assistance. Of course, of course I will, Tom. Thank you, thank you so much. I'll never forget this. Oh, you're going to need some top secret instructions. When you're ready, come talk to me. Use the phrase, what should I do? Agent Nook out. Oh, this is fun. Okay, wonderful. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Tom. Appreciate it, appreciate it, appreciate it. I better be getting some good stuff, Tom. Some good stuff. I think it's a nook miles. What I want is that is what I want. Pocket organization guide, because I think that gives me a better inventory. I should probably deposit some money. How much? I'm going to deposit the full amount because I just want to keep it. I want to keep it in the bank because you also get interest. Time to go to the museum. I'm so excited. Oh, wait, we should go back outside. Damn it, he's going to greet us right away. Oh, he's not going to. Okay, hold on, because we got to donate all this stuff. So, I take this, we're going to take this, we're going to take this, we're going to take this, and this, and this, and this, this, and we're going to take, oh, I was going to clean up a bit, but my pocket's a full. What can I drop here? Oh, I'll just, I'll just donate all this first. I'm so sorry for waking you. Who, who, oh, I beg your pardon, I'm a bit of a night owl, don't you know, drowsy in the daytime, but more importantly, who, who, if it isn't eepers. At long last, the Cornhole Museum has opened this very day, no less an impressive feat of engineering craftsmanship and good old island ingenuity, isn't it not? Of course, it was your very own donations that made it possible. So, to you I say, thank you. Now allow me to give you a quick overview of our fine institution's floor pan. You'll fly in their entrances to the left end to the right and into the basement. Each one leads to an exhibit, to exhibit rooms wherein the donations collected thus far have been put on display. Ah, that's right, I have more good news to report. That is, the donation process has been streamlined. Henceforth, we'll be accepting multiple donations all at once. I love that. You'll love to see it. You'll love to see it. Furthermore, if you wish to learn more about a fossil or a fish or bug, I suppose, simply say, tell me about this. Hoot, hesitate not, I will happily oblige. Now by all means, please do take a gander at our magnificent collection. It is surely a thing of wonder. Okay, but what if I have things to give you? Oh, I dubbered something with Windows. Okay, I want to make a donation. What would you like to donate? I would like to donate this and this and this and this. Oh, I guess the other stuff I had already donated. Ooh, several things, let's take a look. Ah, ah, anything else, says fossils. Oh, wait, I don't have any fossils right now. I have some fossils in my house, I think, is where I put them. Cool, that's all the stuff, I think. Unless there wasn't anything behind here, right? No, let's go into the museum. Sleeping again? Dude, I was just in here. Make a donation, make a donation, please. Oh, I guess only these two. Okay, blood herb, I guess I'll release everything else. Splendid, splendid, splendid. All right, I just want to go to my house really quick. Make sure I get the fossils, I think we're there. Look at the nerd owl. I thought I had fossils in here, I guess not. Okay, let's explore the museum. Do I want to do bucks, fossils, fish? Let's do fossils first. Let's go down to the basement, let's see what's on there. Do I have anything cool? This is so cool, I don't have anything yet, but this is so cool. Oh, I have the start of a dinosaur. Wow, that's a big bag! What the hell? This is so cool. What's happening? This museum's beautiful. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Is this supposed to be, oh, I thought it was supposed to be like evolution at first. This is so cool. Wowee. Wowee is right. I can't wait to fill all this up. Guys, this is gonna be so cool, just like going and getting new things and putting it in the museum. That's what I'm like most excited about now. Check out the bugs, we'll leave the fish for last because I think the fish are gonna be cool. It's so pretty. Oh my God, it's so pretty. Look at the Pring Mantis. Just chilling, critters. Those are the little cockroaches, I think. The wharfroach. They've got them in little cocoons. Oh my God. The world needed this game. Yeah, we did. Oh, a little waterfall. This is so cool. Oh, and room for big, big fish. Oh, there's a little pond thing. There's something about the water in this game. It just looks batheable. I wanna swim around in it. Look at this. Oh my God, this is so cool. What the hell? This is so cool. You can, hello Seabass. There's nothing else that I can say other than this is so cool. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. How big of fish can you get in this game? Like can you get like a literal whale? Cause I know you can get sharks. I know you can get a great white shark. Oh yeah, this little dude, little angler fish kind of guy. All right guys, well, what should we do now? I think now, do I have some more stuff in here? Anything else? Ooh, thank you. Anything else? Anything else? Okay, let's, man, I wanna save up for the organizer thing so then I can have, ooh. Let's see what they've got in the shop. Let's see, what does this shop hold? Whoa, who are you? I was worried when I heard you were all moving to a deserted island, but this is so much nicer than I imagined. It's so nice, so nice. Even though we haven't been here that long, it's just a short time Blathers has moved in and we were able to open up this shop. Experiencing new things every day has been a lot of fun. A lot of fun. I'm so pleased to hear that. Actually, I came here today to check in on y'all to see if you needed anything, any assistance with anything. It's our way of celebrating your new shop. You know, we sisters like to help whenever we can. Any ideas come to mind? You're too kind, Mabel. Oh, it's Mabel. We just got overwhelmed and you, we're just overwhelmed that you didn't thought to come and visit us. Hey, I think something come to mind. Well, we just have some logistical challenges to overcome. We depend on mail orders for a lot of our goods. Having this shop should make it a bit easier for us to obtain ready-made furniture and stuff like that, but we still need a clothing supplier. Aha, something tells me that today's your lucky day. As it turns out, it's really not that difficult for us to get to this island. How about if I stop by ever so often to sell some of our wares to your wonderful island dwellers? I would like to buy some of your wares. I hate that voice, sir. Well, sorry. Oh wow, do you really do mean that? Our residence was so overjoyed. I would be so overjoyed. I want new clothes. We can sell our goods here. It's a win-win situation for everyone. I suppose that's settled. I should head home and work out details with my sister. Okay, thanks, Sonic. Ha ha ha ha, bye, Mabel. Who do you wink at me? Ooh, whoa. Oh, eepers. Sorry to keep you waiting, waiting. Thanks for your help. We've opened this amazing new shop. Our shop is named in honor of our beloved President Nook. Welcome to Nook's Cranny. As you can see, we're offering ready-made furniture and items that can't be made as DIY projects. Also, in the back cabinet with the other tools, we have miscellaneous goods. We have wallpaper and flooring. Hope to fill all your shopping needs. Cool, what is this? Seems like you're interested in the electronics kit. 1,300 bells. Well, I don't have any bells right now. I have to go to the bank. I like this stuff, though. I like it, I like it. What do you got back here? Hmm, just curious what's in the cabinet today. What do you got? A cool umbrella, medicine. Test your DIY skills, okay. I might come back and get the test your DIY skills. Oh wait, ooh, baby. I like the blue intricate wall, that's cute. I like it, I like it, I like it. I'm gonna go and get some bells and come back, I think. Okay, I wanna buy some flooring and some wallpaper. I want to buy, well, first of all, I want to buy this ginger recipe book, yeah, 2,800 bells. Yes, I will buy. I want, I kinda like that, I think I want that. Get that, maybe come back, I got a pocket. Oh, I can get these fish away. No, wait, I wanna sell the fish. I forgot about that. Three new services, turnips. Ooh, yeah, hot item of the day. Give you double its normal price. What's the hot item today? Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. There's a handling fee, we don't accept turnips and hot items will sell just for their regular price. Okay, cool, all right. Now, I would like to sell this and this and this, this and this and this and this and this. Yeah, that's it, look at all the things. How much money are you gonna give me? Yeah, I love that, love it, love it, love it, love it. Please come again, okay. What's the hot item? Hot item, Tiki torch, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. What do I need to make a Tiki torch? What is it? Oh, tree branch and wood? Easy, peasy, dude. I'm gonna make some Tiki torches real quick. Sometimes these trees are real fussy, but if you just shake them a little bit, they'll give you, they'll give you some branches, they'll give you some other things, you know. Hold the phone, guys. I keep accidentally pressing Y instead of pressing A and it makes me so upset because I lose out on cool bugs. God damn it. Rookie mistake, I suppose. I also made the rookie mistake of cutting down some trees by accident. So whoopsies on that. See, look at these trees. Rookie mistake, rookie mistake. I'll take them out. Just to make it not so ugly, I can always plant more trees. Let's back here. I can't remember if this is, whoops. If this is something real. Oh, it was a fossil, sick. I dug up a fossil. Love that for me. I think I buried a couple fossils because I don't know why, but I think I buried a couple fossils. Ooh, fish, hello, fish. I don't have a fishing pole right now, damn it. Let's make a Tiki torch, huh? Craft something, let's craft. Let's make a Tiki torch. I wish you could just make a bunch of them. Keep the stumps, they attract special bugs. Oh, interesting. Well, too late for that. Let's make some Tiki torches. A bunch of Tiki torches, Tiki, Tiki torch. How much do these even sell for? Is this a good, is this a good use of resources making this many Tiki torches? I mean, I guess I can only make two more. Guess I can only make that many more. Let's see if we even get good money for these. What exactly am I offering? Well, fellas, let me, let me tell you a little something about Tiki torches. Oh, I'll give you all this shit, I don't care. Look at this fine selection. Run those numbers, Tommy. Six grand, I like that. I like the smell of that. It wasn't really worth the time, but it's okay. I want this, I'll buy it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then I will buy this tile floor. Oh, it's cute. My house sucks so bad, it sucks so bad. What's in it? Oi, what's in this hole? Another fossil, dude! You love to see it, don't you? What villages do you have? I have Muffy and I have Axl, but I invited Sky. God damn it. Here it is. Oh, whoa, an empty can. A stick, what the fuck, buried a stick. Ooh, a big boy right here. Ooh, and a message and a bottle right out there. Why is it swim so close to the dock? Don't swim so close to the dock, it's harder to catch you. Shoot your shot though, 2020, come on. There it is. Oh, new fish. Passenger, Meeks, from Meeks Peak. Ha ha, oh. Guys, my girlfriend's cutest. Didn't know if you knew. Yeah, um, your house. What a, what about my house? Why did you say it like that? Um, nevermind. No, what about my house? I'm gonna give you some furniture. Oh, it's just because there's nothing in my house. I know that there's nothing in my house. I'm very aware. I don't have anything. Sorry that I'm poor. I know. I know exactly what I have. Why are you insulting me? This is the tour. I don't know what else you want. Do you have anything on your island that's fun? Okay. Wait, I love the placement of your toilet and your mirror. I've got my museum. That's pretty much it. Nice. Yeah, thanks. Your character looks really cute. Whoa. Thanks. Give me a speech. I'm going all green. Yeah, I see that. I see that. What if you dyed your hair green? You should dye your hair a cool color. No, that's, that's, I just announced I'm doing a sub goal. If I hit 500 by March 31st, the end of March 31st, I'll dye my hair green. All right, chat. Hey, mods, can you put Mika's thing in real quick? So how many subs do you need to get to 500? 35, 34. 34, oh my God. Guys, she needs 34 subs. Let's make it happen exactly right now. Let me just call my salon really quick. Yeah, well I guess that's not going to be done anytime soon unless you want me to come over and do it. How many subs would it take for me to do it? Oh, none, none. I would not let you anywhere near my hair. We've already hit the goal, guys. No, no, no, no, no. I would not let you anywhere near my hair. Why not? I think I could do it. I've had my hair dyed probably more times than you. Babe, the weeds. What's going on over here? Okay, I just haven't weeded in a second. Calm down. I've been doing others. In a second. Later. Oh, I'm going to find all your stuff. Okay, good. I helped my other friend Matt doing this. Can we go to your island? I want to see how much our islands differ. Oh, yeah, we can. I'm ready to show off. All right, all right. Hold your horses. Listen, I'm a simple man. Okay. I know you are. I don't. Wow. Okay. I said that endearingly. I said that endearingly. I'm just getting started, babe. I've never played Animal Crossing before. Hey, I didn't. I felt a lot of judgment. I'm not making fun of you. Where are we at now? I need to figure out. Like in our relationship after you made that comment. Are we going to your island? Yeah. Yes, we are. What is up my crazy crew?