At this time we have pressing matters before us as we must remove the cabal from the ranks of power, as they are the true masters of your world. These dark ones have systematically destroyed your planet's ecosystems and have plundered your natural resources to sell back to you at exuberant rates, leaving so many either destitute in order to heat or light their homes, and for so many others, to perish in the freezing temperatures of poverty. We wish to assist you with this task immediately. We wish once and for all to round up these dark hearts and remove them not only from their positions of high rank, but to vanquish them from the face of the earth. We have the power to do just that, and we ask for your permission at this time to perform this service for you. We have teams fully prepared and capable of such a far-reaching assault, and they await the green light from their commanders.