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Yeah, we saw a little flalas in the clales. We've sold all our props We can't always look like this though. Yeah, I know but now it's organized. We can this boxes for everything. There's racks Thank you, Amber. She helped. Sorry. I usually wear this in the bush. Yeah, so there's nothing much to report everybody What do we got fucking? We're also running a comment competition as you all know, which will be announced on the season finale Which will be a live show. It is confirmed. We're doing it. All right, we're probably gonna be a hundred and ninety tickets All right, we don't know how we're gonna do it yet But get ready for the announcement because there's only a hundred and ninety spots and fuck me I hope we can fill it because it'd be very embarrassing if we can't well even if we can't that's sort of funny in itself Yeah, that's so true. That's on brand and during that season finale We'll be announcing the winner of the comment competition, which is where we give a thousand dollars to a random comment That has been commented throughout the season. So the more times you comment the higher your chance of fucking winning. Do you understand? Yeah, it's a numbers game. You get it math like algebra. Yeah writing. Sorry, and if one of our comments gets it We get the money And that's not that's not that's legit if we get it and you guys all see it at the live show that we win Then I'm sorry. We're keeping the money. What are you gonna? That's fair because we do comment, too Yeah Like I've commented the number two before. Yeah different I Can't see you big furry fucking thing come big hairy bloke Sitting with a baby big foot We got a look Greg got a lot of love from last on the podcast and so we should he's a fucking stand-up come Yeah, I didn't I wanted to tell him that oh man Greg. 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We could know we're doing you've been seen you just had a haircut We have one of the most Handsome outrageous Fuck's cunts that has ever lived Born in Turkey come over to Australia when he was like 17 years old on a boat on his own with his mom and sister on his shoulders It's Jackson. Oh Yeah, what the get off the where's your stool Matt stays there come on Matt Even Bosley's pissy right now Where's your stool I'm getting your milk stool This tits to be milked. Where's where's his oh, there's his mic All right, will you? Bosley Fuck me. He's been a naughty boy lately. Yeah, it's all the liver. Yeah. Yeah, that's for you right there How do I make it? Well, yeah, that's perfect count All right guys, it's it's don't shoot. He's looking like a German Jack today me. All right Thank you guys for having me again. It's fucking beautiful to be back Let me just start off by I didn't realize I was coming here to be made fun of No, I think it's cute. I just have an hour and ten minutes. Sorry. Sorry So the reason why we've got Jack on our Jackson women that lift weights have got fat big pussies as you were We were recently on Jackson's new podcast All right, if you want to hear a rip and episode with Michael and I on it We do a prank call as well, which goes down very well Jackson on Jackson's new podcast Outspoken show outspoken show on YouTube and Instagram and Tiktok. We may have to change the name eventually we'll link we'll link it in the description as well and Yeah, so there's it's an hour of us on there. We talk about aliens. We could talk about us living together We talk about me and Jackson our sex sort of the bender where we almost had sex almost a great story nails We talk about everything. We pretty much talked about everything. There's nothing to talk about now There's nothing left to talk about me being here is completely pointless other than giving myself a little bit of a 100 cent and I fucking appreciate it if you're watching I don't know where you can find watching this show go straight out just don't subscribe to my fucking podcast I'm finally back making content. It's been a long time without being very consistent But now I'm back. We've pre-filmed months in advance. We've done two episodes so far posted anyway We've filmed many more and the next episode is with George Cambosus who fights in two weeks Here's a boxer. He's an Aussie Greek boxer former world champion fighting Devon Haney Very interesting episode coming up But yeah, it's great to be back around you guys. Thanks for having me today I'm an all-in-eating dog Unsubscribe to our podcast and go and subscribe Look that's unnecessary you can have both Okay, now let's all right so Jackson you've started the podcast you've been look You've been a little inconsistent with the content and we had a bit of a whinge about this the other day About how shit social media is becoming and it's really affected your ability to make content Yeah, and but now you've got the podcast and it's the first time in years since I've known you that you finally Seem to have a bit more of a sense of purpose and it's something that you can it's podcasts are rough They're a long hard grind, but it seems like you're committed to this and you're gonna be it's gonna be something you do fucking consistently Right, what's your name Sarah Smithson? To answer your question Yes, it has been many years since I have enjoyed doing some type of content And I think for me living with a fucked up case of ADHD my whole life It's like it's very hard for me to Bring myself to make content that I don't enjoy making and most the content that I enjoy making the same as you guys is Too fucked up to post on the internet and it's gonna get removed it's gonna get flagged and I would almost rather post nothing Then post shit I don't find funny and be like the little tiktok kids that fucking fuck But now I'm back podcast is a slow grind very small views very very small growth gains But long-term this is where I'm gonna be so sustainable very easy to make episodes where months in advance of posts already We have daily content coming out across all the other platforms and I'm back making other videos today We filmed a great video. We sat down today. We ate livers brains hearts kidneys. It was fucking vile Oh, man. I don't know how the liver king does that shit do it But just even like you said having a state of sense of purpose again like being back doing content I enjoy for the fucking first time in years it like it just sets you back on fire a bit And I'm like boomer now. I want to fucking do this shit We filmed like 10 or 11 episodes or something in like a month just was smashing it out We've got good guests already. We'll go to the States probably in December or January get a whole bunch of people out there on there All kinds of people so it's just yeah, fuck yeah come well there you go Um, and you've recently had your back done. I got scar so yeah, that's pretty intense surgery. That's scar Yeah, looks it's a long scar. Yeah, so what they so what did they have to do exactly and what the fuck happened? And how did they do it? It's been four weeks since surgery It's called level three lumbar disc replacement surgery, which means they cut through the front They take out usually they take out one sometimes two of the discs in between the spine there the vertebrae's or whatever You usually from terrible disc degeneration. Oh, I've had it with power tools. I would need to Three discs, I got a little three part so they take out the three L4 Oh, that's one fuck. I don't know what the fuck they're all called But they pull three of them out that are degenerating herniating blocking that the neural path for ways and that because that's just constant Fucking agony another big thing that stopped me from making content all these years It stopped me from me how to get into doing boxing stopped me from me on to do a lot of things I love it stripped me of a lot of my energy You know it is like being in chronic pain 24-7 It's easy if people sit behind the cameras and be like, oh you should just do this do that No, it's like I wish I had three discs completely gone two of them herniating and fucked and it's just people that have Back problems understand like what doesn't matter if some people listening might have way worse than me Some people might not have as bad as me. It doesn't matter Some people might not even have back problems. Some people might not even have a fucking back like Stephen Hawking lazy smart man God actually I can't really hear your mic man by the way. I can't really hear your mic Not just painkillers though. You know what I mean? It's a good question It's like you said not just painkillers I'd smoke weed because it would be the only way that I could put myself into a nice sleep shout out to weed Shout out weed man. I would smoke legally legally of course I would smoke a bit of weed and you know, I was on anti-depressants. I've been off them for six weeks Oh, yeah, how's that going? Very proud of myself. Fuck yeah, dude No, they're hard to get off a very hard to get off man almost harder than heroin they reckon and man I've been off that for six weeks But in saying that painkillers marijuana all these other drugs they interact with anti-depressants really fucking baling It's just sent my brain in this Biapolar manic fucking state one day. I'm over the moon full of energy in the next day I can barely get out of bed and it's and it's fucked my mental state over these years Hence why I've barely been making shit that with censorship lose my Instagram fallen the whole year I was doing only fans out in LA in 2020 I felt like I was fucking possessed because all the shit I was posing I Know it with who I am now and where I'm at. It's like what the fuck would have I posted that? I don't regret doing it. I've made a lot of money. I had fun with it Whatever it is what it is part of my life now But I don't know it's good. So getting back to the story before I get too distracted They took three discs out put three titanium ones in there. So you're metal man. I'm iron strong. I'm terminator Wow, why did they have to go through the front old therapies like because I didn't get a fusion fusion comes with a lot more risk Fusions are a lot more older. They still work in a lot of people But they come with a lot more risk the difference from your fusion like fusing when they fuse Together Like in the spine, yeah, let's say you fuse two at the bottom You kind of lose Elasticity a lot of them ability and if you they start going fuck then you start running out of things to use and you just end Up with a big straight back Poo's yeah any poos would they shut a catheter? I'll be cock. Oh, I had a catheter in my dick hole I had to shit in a thing for a bit. I couldn't move They cut through the front man It was a really big cut and they put the three in there The reason they answer your question the reason they go through the front is in all sort of technology and stuff Where they go through the back to do these things it comes a lot more risk because the spinal cord is actually on the back Like it's a lot more on the further. So when they go through the front It's easier for them to navigate around those areas and they can go because your discs in the spine Obviously Stephen they face they're facing this way not to do the back. So it's easier for them to do it They literally move your organs to the side. So you had a doctor touch your heart. Oh, not my heart Yeah, come on. Maybe yeah, my heart, but you could Google and see they move all the organs your bladder You lose a functioning of your bladder for about two to three days. That's why I had the catheter fucking Jammed up your dude and they put the normal sized one in there Not the I asked for a children's one because my dick so fucking little and I had this hot nurse I had to pull out my thing look at my shriveled up little winter cock Tripled up on painkillers. I was just like, yeah, no worries and I just had to say that I say to where I was like Yeah, that's probably one of the biggest ones you've ever seen. Oh, what'd she say? But I've been dating for four weeks now. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, I've we've I was jerking off in hospital But we're going to go there. Oh, I want to go there. You want to go there? Oh, can we tell the story the beautiful story of Barley? What Of the nurse in the role of the nurse, I mean we can briefly talk This male nurse in the room I Was when you hurt your leg and I smashed my whole fucking shinabra. My bone was there Lucky's in the room got a video of Jackson. Just having a bat while this male nurse It's just working around but it's by Lee. You can do anything about Lee. He was having a laugh It's not offensive or illegal. Yeah, he thought it was sexy and this could be a joke. Yeah Yeah, it's a hypothetical. Exactly. I think so now you've sold the house, right? So how dude the parties that you had at your fucking place. I'm also single. Yeah. Yeah, and you're single now I've been single for seven months been off any depressants for nearly two months. I've had a spine surgery I've sold the big party house. This year's been pretty fucking crazy I've this the second surgery ready to my back this year Remember I went to Mexico in March and did a disc sector me where they shave off a bit of the bit When it's pressing into that fucking spinal cord at the nerve area, that's what causes that just constant chronic pain It's just potato peeler and just shave some like pretty much and I got a bit of stem cells done But the stem cells didn't do anything like it's a hit or miss Yeah, it's been it's been a fucking crazy. Yeah, what's so worried? Where are you gonna be living Drake? It's still on the Goldie. Yeah, well, I've got my other house But like my some my family living there so I'm not like there at the moment But I've been with Jeremy Nisabel. They're my friends a little bit older than I am there a beautiful little married couple You guys met Jeremy. I think yeah, but he plays tennis. He's very good at tennis. They um, they've been looking after me since surgery Beautiful people they've been helping. Oh, man. They were cooking food for me every day Like I didn't ask for a thing they offered it because I was gonna gun in your hand the whole time My dad obviously I was gonna go stay with my dad and he was gonna help me out and stuff like that But they offered and they said look where there's plenty spare rooms We're happy Isabel loves to cook for Jeremy So it's not too much hard to cook a little bit extra for me and she's a good cook very tidy beautiful house always smells lovely every single they are so Beautiful that's such beautiful people but my god Have I I've never met people that have just got so much of everything every fucking room and bedroom in the house It's just got these crazy like surround sounds big sub speakers Apple TVs a million different remotes and it's fucking heaven So I just sit in I can be in any room and I can just watch what I want with surround sound Are you gonna have jerking you'll have any more of those nuts hectic parties anymore? Yeah, well we're gonna get fucking munted again cause boys week and Yeah, well, we're thinking of an annual boys trip here this house I do I do really want to have another party, but they're just not very productive like you know I did a lot of little parties as well, but Halloween last year and the New Year's party. Do you guys come to both? Yeah, man, that's the shit thing like it was not very intimate for me It's like I don't get to like sit down and have a serious we'd barely saw you on the Halloween Rooms Man I had so much intercourse man. I'm just so off sex now. I just don't want it ever I mean single for seven months and I barely wanted to touch a fucking woman I'll bet when your back's back you'd be slammer when his back's good Nothing can't I reckon how much sex I had what made my back bad because they said a lot of degeneration because a lot of that And I fuck hard and fast and that's just how I was small to go to make up for it I gotta do my fingers my time So that's it and yeah probably no more big parties for a while Maybe like once once the back's better next year maybe my birthday I'll kick it off with another big party in April or something like that see where I'm at like you know I spent a hundred grand on the Halloween party probably between 90 to 100 grand again on New Year's all the smaller parties Like I had Shannon Noel there for that small get-together that was 20k for the day And I'm not mega mega rich. What's he like? He'll see like a fucking boy amazing person really cool He seems like he would be a cool fucking bloke. I'm more of a guy Sebastian fan honestly, but you can fuck off But you know he was cool, but as I was saying I spent so much money on these parties I didn't do them to earn money. That was never the like plan like how I didn't really know like I'm not gonna charge Everyone to come to my fucking party. It's not club. It's not a festival It's like I just wanted to like I know I made all this money and I was just like I've helped my family a bit I've donated to some shit over time and stuff like that even though I don't really support donating to shit It's fucking corrupt But I'd still did a few nice things help my family out bought myself a nice house and stuff like that I was like Money just comes and goes and it might sound ungrateful and unappreciative, but I've never really been that obsessed with making money So I was like fucking I'm gonna spend a bit money throw a party that everyone's gonna remember and in my humble opinion Gonna sound arrogant probably some of the best parties that's ever been hosted in Australia Yeah, and I'd probably agree with that. I'd say the whole Cory Worthington thing back in the day He's huge, but I mean that was that was more of a it was more like he was there. He was there He was DJing money's like fishes I think I reckon if if you if you want to be successful as a social media person, too You can't be obsessed with money Yeah, don't you reckon you gotta be there gotta be a bit like if you're in it for money It'll cripple you long like me. I was literally just saying an hour ago I'm spending like twenty thousand dollars a month on my podcast and I'm making zero dollars Yeah, I mean it's gonna take months and months to make any money from that You know six months could go by there's a hundred and twenty thousand dollars took us three years I do if I kept that up. I'll probably send myself broke, but I am passionate about making these things They're fun. It's great sitting down talking to new guests hearing their stories sharing Sharing knowledge sharing stories, you know people like George Kambosus can talk about his journey How he was bullied is a kid good in the boxing people and they've always spoken to talk about the business side of things Maybe can give advice. I don't know I am loving doing podcasting as you guys can tell I love to just fucking sit down and talk shit. I must say I've enjoyed watching them both of them so far Thanks, if you could get any guests on in the whole fucking world right now Who would you get on a number one choice right now probably Jordan Peterson? Oh, I've good fuck love you My god, she's got tickets for me to go see him live. I'm gonna try and kiss him. Oh, actually Yeah, Jackson's coming. I can change it. Can I change my answer? Yeah, please. Yeah, mr. Brown I think I'd probably say David Goggins Oh Are you going James loves David? If you find a way to get them, I'll pay for both of us. That's a deal Say a lax. Oh, that's so Morgan It's a very hard thing if I could do both that would be ideal, but at the same time exactly Mr. Peterson But yeah, I don't know they're both different in their own ways Jordan Peterson's just such a fucking genius and then David Goggins is like So motivation fucking like I just want him to hold me dude. Whoever Jordan. He's a beautiful man He's like Kermit the frog me he was like addicted to like benzos and But he had a big problem with like like Xanax's and bento With um Kids out there would die to eat motor neurons and you're just here taking Exactly think about Africa they don't have motor neurons modens and you're out here just speaking freely like they just get given out Sorry about that Jackson, but yeah, I think I Would like to touch back up on it. It's like it is nice I do love doing podcasts and thanks for having me on here You guys have worked very hard to build a nice audience for your podcasts and you've been doing it so consistently for what? Three four years is our fourth season and fuck me man. Does that mean four years? Yeah, she started in 2018 40 episodes a year Can't We're still living in the pepperina house for the first season we just get smashed and ran to man. She Like Marvel you're fucked And then then we just tell our time was a timid bitch behind the fucking hey We just tell our fuck stories and we kidnapped fucking Prostitutes and bash them They were male well, that's why is that any different? That's okay Yeah, it's the world we live in man. He was white. This is better and he wanted us to he tried to pay us Was we were prostitutes. I'd love to do that story. It's in it's in first season. It's pretty It's our most second season. It's our most fucked up story. I would say Sorry, this is nice. Do you want to do this? Don't touch it Sorry, that was very Very like what the fuck now Do you want this one? This is what fucking women that take steroids get big fat clits Speaking of women Listen listen does Matthew Brown? No, no, no Jackson. You don't know about this. Oh Okay, no, we decided we'll tossing up whether to tell you or not Why are you why is he looking at me like because no, you know how as you're aware? We tried to get you grin and we tried to get either on the do you want to tell him that all right? You tell him that Go on That's not it No, did you just kiss her that's a weird thing to do just finger. Oh wait Let's get my head around what I was just told I always say this for a joke I always say this is a joke like he can fuck my sister, but like I would don't mean it like we see me Texas saying you wouldn't What did he say did you take saying? Well, he told you told me I'm not hold me to fuck I can't I can't be too upset about it. It's like but I would never fuck one of my friends About her Matt, no, you didn't fuck her, but I mean wait, so you actually went on a date with my sister Yeah, and what happened Matt did what what is he not? Did you I like didn't say anything I should not said anything. No, she fucking hangs out with this other dude. I thought she was like seeing someone Well, are you gonna see her again Matt? Well, I have been saying that's what are you talking to you taking the piss? No, no, no, no, I like legit You actually I legit like other no fucking if you like her and she like that's weird That's fucking weird. Can't Matt you said you didn't like it. I don't know you're laughing. I don't know you're taking a legit piss cuz if so I might we should probably cut this No, I'm not I'm not should we do a bone break. No, I'm not here. I'm not a peer I'm not a bow a blade bone break. We'll come back to this. Okay. Yeah, hold this conversation. Yeah And and we're back Yes, as we're saying well It's kind of weird I thought you would have come to me first and been like hey, I know you On the spot Because I say all the time Jackson I thought I genuinely thought that it would be alright if he well, I mean I yeah I'm okay with it But it's like because I've told him to do it in a joking manner But like if you're if you're seriously about doing why don't you message me and say some it's pretty like fucked I don't know we're on a podcast. I don't want to kill the vibes like yeah, but after this we'll have to have a bit of a chat It's kind of weird. I would never go near you like any of I guess me and Matt. I guess me and Matt aren't really like Fuck dude, yeah, I just long when you need me. I feel like my I feel like I'm in a shit mood now Oh, really? Well, let's just cut it. Well, he's got ages. I might just fuck off I'm gonna have a chat the aisle. Let's see if this is true before I get too upset But if there's a case I'm it's pretty fucking pretty whack move, brother Well, yeah, well, I guess we ended there with Jackson and also he's won Well, yeah, dude, but we'll just cut it. What if you want we'll just cut the That's fine. Well, we'll just pretend if I look real angry. Yeah, like oh fuck it It's just natural reaction. I'd someone my friend fingering my sister's old friend But like you can't I guess I said it for a joke I can't be that upset, but I mean, I just thought you would have come to me and said something It's all right Whatever moving on. Are you all right, man? Yeah, I just it's super. Well, you shouldn't be Idiot he wants you to fuck his sister as hard as you can I would never ever I want you to think He said you could Matt. It's not a lady. You could he's friend. What stage card? God you made that so awkward then when you believe that right? I don't know Marty told me to just to go with it I had to I think it was a good level of acting there wasn't too much. Yeah, and I was perfect We fucking know that Jackson Oh There's a tree. No, no, but all three of us make me believe it. Let me explain this. Okay told you to make sense The original plan was to lie to Matt. Okay, and for and for us to I saw I could so I got Michael just got done. He's only just realizing the original plan was we I We told Matt I still think I'm getting That we're gonna lie to Jackson and say that he's been on a date with his sister then I called Jackson and said hey We're gonna Matt thinks we're lying to you get really angry at him when he tells you about the date with his sister Then I call Matt to tell him that we're lying to Jackson and then just Matt goes he picked it straight away He goes oh no because he's such a suspicious cunt now He fucked you blame him picked it straight away, and he was all a bitch You're gonna reverse it on me and you're gonna have Jackson get really mad at me. So he picked it straight away Oh my god, I live in a world of lies. What the fuck do you say? I was like all right fuck it you're in on it now, too So we'll let that go and then we'll pretend to be lying to Matt Michael will join in thinking ha ha we got Matt And then we got Michael so the lie to Michael was that the lie was on Matt And like there's a point where I turn away you'll see if you reverse I look this way She's feeling me bad for how upset he was looking. Yeah, I was like fuck poor Matt The nail in the coffin for me was when I said like he's not really a friend of mine, and I was like From the you guys and I'm like oh my god, this is really awkward Matthew Brown's definitely very good friend of mine I want you to know that and you would be happy if you had your sister 100% full-blown missionary. We just feel that we just Not on my back hurt so much And had a fall from the milk stool Also, by the way that part where you guys just got me then here we go. We just filmed inception to This should be on Looks very concerned I was just looking at him Anyway, I quite enjoyed that's probably one of the best lying segments that I've either been a part of Getting so I sit there. I have to think so hard. Okay. We're gonna fucking let's make listen. Let's make a pact right now This segment will die unless we band together we have to band together, but you won't do it. Yes I will a gentleman's agreement Right now cunt that we will stay together and lie to the rest of the world man a gentleman's word is a gentleman's word. Oh I don't want to shake hands because I kind of enjoy being dishonest And it's getting out of control it's getting too hard and that's a matz untrusting It's it's impossible so us three from now on but now if you break his trust after shaking his spit My spit hand must be Gentlemen's agreement is a gentleman's agreement. It's a binding agreement. Okay, you go against that word You will be punished. I'm a coward pig cunt if I go against that Michael. You have to be in this too He is I just hurt one. Okay. You won't yeah, so from now on we try and lie to other friends outside of the podcast room Okay, it's someone like lucky Man I've got some good videos in the works. I just wanted to say that really quickly with what with social media Some funny. Yeah, social media videos the first time in a while. Oh, you got some good plans. What do you got coming? Let's hear it. Let's just say I'm gonna pre-call it. Let's just say that sometime probably Middle of November You'll see us on the news in the Gold Coast doing a video It'll be on the news by the end of that day that we do it. I guarantee it. What date who I don't know I thought we'd say a date. Now. Are you are you gonna come to the live show? Is she down in our season finale? I'll tell you what day. Did you say to me fucking see you are dead yet? Oh Maddie's Michael's not sure we're talking Maddie. No, why would Maddie be dead? No, not Maddie Just she she oh on the 12th of November Jackson 12th of November. It's a Saturday night We're at at the Judith Wright Center. That's all that's what I'm gonna Jordan Peterson. So bullshit. Yeah, is it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Oh shit, no, no, no. Yes. It's a Saturday night. Yes. Oh fuck. I gotta check that shit out Yeah, well, I guess we can try and move it to a Sunday. Why don't you just make it wait? We haven't done the ticket tech shit yet. Yeah, we haven't sold any tickets yet. So just hold off I'm gonna find that out 12th or I we have to confirm But Jackson will be there. Is that right? It'll be too late. Oh the Jordan Peterson. Okay, fuck you. All right. Well, there you go Look at Jackson everyone and that's what Jackson thinks of his sister big asshole Big old Weird thing right now where every girl I find attractive. I just think about them shitting and I turn myself off Yeah, you love bum shit. Jackson loves tongue-in-bum not pooping the poo. Yeah, not poohie Yeah, I'm pooing now. I've got like this. I don't know if it's like a drink It's a young person thing though because like I cringe at the thought of a girl going anywhere near my eyes I just like the feeling of me a bit of a vulnerable cowardest feeling just being laid on your back and having your legs pulled Back and just your bar so licked But let me tell you if it's a if you clip of your ass or shave it make it fresh Hop out of the shower while you're in there even put it like one one knuckle line in Clean the edges clean the tiny little rims of the inside extra soap. You can tell Matt's mesmerize. He's coming down I'm already right now man. I'm telling you. It's a good feeling and anyone that watching If you've had it done by it properly by a good girl with a good tongue that won't be all oh, yeah Go do it probably it's nice. You have to overcome that feeling really and what about you do it to girls as well Oh, I'm like I reckon I've eaten more arse than I have pussy. Yeah, so so does it is it do you ever come across an arse? It's a bit unkept Do you go down it up It just depends if I've got them on their back I'll pull their legs back and I'll go like right from the top of the clip right all down the pussy Loner right to the bottom of the asshole into the asshole out Suck on the clip suck on the clip suck on the clip suck on the clip suck on the clip suck on the clip Suck on the clip suck on the clip and they'll be low start making some sounds strange you fuck And then you dip a fingy in And you pull it out and have a taste You just have to taste it Just have to taste it Jeffrey Dahmer Jackson Experiences I remember after a festival in Sydney, maybe I was about 20 after a festival a future music festival 2021 I took a bird back that I was like chatting to at the time Pouring started going. No, this one's pretty fuck man I'm I started going down on her and I just get my tongue pretty deep in there You're not really supposed to lick the inside doesn't feel nice for girls Do you like it? They like when you lick that clip, but only a little bit of a little bit top anyway But yeah, like I was licking it and I was just trying to suck on in there, but I was just trying to get a nice little I was trying to taste taste what she's been eating Taste what she'd been drinking and eating and little then after a little bit. I feel a bit of fabric I'm like, oh fuck toilet paper. Oh No, maybe it's some tissue Maybe she was wiping a pussy before we went home So it didn't stink because it didn't taste great surprisingly Maybe it was some of her underwear had peeled off and been dried to her from the heat Perhaps no I look at this. I turned the light on because I was a little concerned I Grab it and there's a fucking tampon string Oh, you have appeared more fucks me. I fucked if I can't Thankfully it was the only tiniest of her baby's arms shot out and grabbed She must have been heavy on her period But like she probably had it there because she was worried she'd get her period Or maybe she'd bleed a bit at the festival and I pulled it out And I've looked at it and a little bit of blood and whatever and I was like I'm straight back in Surely Surely she would have been like oh hang on just one second man some girls don't fucking care as long as you just fucking Make him don't you make him feel comfortable? Tell them they lie to them Lie to them. Tell them it's fine. Even if it's not it's just a man's duty to eat that shit properly How many how many girls you've been with man a lot like it's not something that I'm proud to sit here and talk about There's how many's because as I get older I'm not gonna sit here and say I regret it because I fucking don't like I'm content with staying single forever I'm content with meeting someone. I don't care But there's a big number What like under a thousand? Oh, yeah, definitely a thousand five hundred. Oh, no, no, five hundred. Oh, maybe four fifty Maybe the horror loss. No, I say it's oh Man, I want to speak my mind a bit, but I'm just gonna sound like a cunt Don't worry The truth nothing but the truth I want the people watching to watch and I want them to listen And I want them to see that the Jackson that they once loved has returned And he has returned with a vengeance And the story to tell Lighted up I'd say it'd be around the 300 mark Yeah, which isn't terrible I'm a bit alive for like fuck when you think about 28 years 28 times 12 300 and 30 Six months old roughly Think about that. That's like one a month. That's so since you're a infant When you think about it like Oh, man, it's like which you said The thing is I haven't got a notebook or in my phone. I'm like, oh another one. I've never really kept count I didn't know he writes a whole fucking diary. I did when I was young I kept to count up until 100 because I was like I'm gonna tick it off at 100 and that's kind of cool And I had I ticked it off around 100 when you were about 15 pretty much by the time I was 18 And Jesus man, and then I'm not gonna say the next part, but yeah over the next few years Things escalated Like come back as I'm saying cut that I probably talk about it one day in the future if I get told I'm fucking dying soon I'll tell I'll tell everything. Yeah, tell them on yours. There's some fuck. Shit. I have done that No one even will put it even my bestest of closest. We'll put it in the book When are we back? So kind of yeah, we're we got back when we said cut that kind. So you come in us saying cut that kind of But yeah, so there's been a few but what about what about um std's you have a count I have only ever had Chlamydia once in my entire life and that's the only can we tell the story of you at the table with chlamydia Yous were around me the time that I had best yous were around me the time that I had it Yeah, we lived with you didn't we You heard of the fibers. Okay. I'm telling it. Okay. Oh Michael. You tell the story I'm not ashamed of this if anyone out there thinks it's weird to have had that It's fucking all right. We've all had it. Okay. Yeah, but Jackson Jackson had like oh Like a very unique chlamydia like he was developing every like 10 minutes or so a bit of blue cloth The tip of his dick look like Chuck's cloth. Yeah, but the tiniest thread like a bit of floss pick it out and flick it on Michael whatever We have been driving in a pain fucking blue cloth would hit my face Don't forget a very funny moment when we're all a breakfast with my mum This is my that's what I was gonna get to yeah, so I'm I've just met Jackson's mum for the first time We're at coffee club fucking sitting around the table for breakfast busy restaurant. Anyway, we're sitting at the cafe His mum's got her friend there one of the family friends random friend and we're just sitting there Jackson's just swearing his arse off Fuck this and fuck that I guess he's clocking out at the table Picking at his chlamydia and Wrinkled it into Michael's dish His mum's sitting right next to him. She's picking but you can't catch it by eating it. So I didn't care Mum's friends just she's my godmother It's just like what the fuck And his mum's like Jackson stop It's like it's just constantly telling him to stop He's just flicking his cloth at me and into my food and my mum has seen some shit. Oh man She's some of my funnest. I love seeing you flirt with isla and I love seeing you flirt with your mum Yeah, that is very funny. It is so good weird. It's not it's not good Because I enjoy it. It's just cool. I enjoy it. It's just where I'm from It's all I know Maybe I think use a weird for not doing it Oh man, that does. How far do you reckon you've been with your mum? Technically I fucked her because my dick was in her when I was born You've all fucked your mum. I was a cesarean. I was developing the throat of my mum Germans and then they died. Everyone's penises were in their mum's guts at one stage I never came out of the vagina. I was a cesarean. You were a cesar I've never been but if you do come out of the vagina. You haven't only fucked your mum. You've headed her You've fisted her. You need her. I was a c-section too. All right. Well, what about matt's definitely? Matt's been quiet. Well, Matt's been back since. Back to quiet. That's disgusting That's been back to quiet. I was laid in an egg. That's kind of weird I hatched out of an egg a big circle of eggs Man if anyone's wondering why I've been squirming and moving a lot most this time because I'm in a bit of pain Well done You're back. You're back. You're back. You're back. You're back. You're back. You're back. You're back And that everyone is jacks no donny or That is backson Baxon I don't Man i'm getting fucking tired but it's been fucking wonderful. Are you hot there? Why is this seat so hot? That's just the lights. It's matt man. Oh you're feeling look at your own dying dude I'm amazed you haven't turned to me. So you smell like shit. You don't smell that baby. He's dumb Hey, sorry Speaking about babies. There's a good chance. I'm having a kid What are you buying one? No, there's a good chance. There's a woman out there knocked up with my kid. I was told Really? It's a lie. It's a lie. Oh, we got you just got done again. You've been done twice How does that make you feel? Matt Jackson is a fad. Yeah, I can man Well maddie really wanted kids half the reason we broke up literally like I'd say probably 50% of the reason was because I just Continually told her daily. I never want fucking kids You'd wake up and yell at her. It's lovely. You know like I told her at the beginning. I said look it's a possibility I said this you can't sit here and say for sure like You could say you definitely don't want them and then in five to ten years you might be like, you know Fuck it. I've done heaps of shit in my life. That's the next step I just want to have a kid Raise a kid be a part of that journey and just sit on the sideline and raise this cunt make him cool and strong to get followers but But anyway, she really wanted to have kids and start a little family. She's got a new boyfriend already I'm very happy for her and I mean that and the best case scenario. We split up had a little bit time She got a new boyfriend pretty quickly. I've moved on now. I've got time to focus on things like my podcast I got my surgery time to put effort and energy all into myself And I have to go back and forth between America and traveling keeping people happy I've been single for over seven months and this is like the most clearheaded. I felt in a very long time And I like it All right, guys, we're gonna do a stick around for the bachelor brown segment All right, then we're gonna about to do bachelor brown bachelor brown bachelor brown. He's right behind you Aim for the stars boys Shoot for the stars boys And we're back. All right. We're moving right along To bachelor brown had to get brown brown brown. He's right behind you. He's right behind you This is a segment where Michael and I have hand selected women To have a phone date with fucking bachelor brown because he's in his mid to early 40s and he's still single I'm 35 wanking and playing games all weekend and not talking to anyone and we're sick of it There was definitely some games on the weekend. All right, so this person we're about to call matt Get ready. It's exciting. What's her name? I'm not telling you why not I don't know. I just don't feel like it. Oh This is good. Oh, I don't want to do it now. Yep. Oh, I forgot about it. Yes. Hang on. Let me just make sure I'm connected to the road Would I be happy? Oh, yeah, dude, this is memory claim. All right. I don't like the sound of memory claims Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Fly that phones on and relax matt brown Oh, actually, um, this is the one the most nervous. I've been in class Oh my god, he's so nervous and sweaty and pale. Yeah, I'm Hello, hello, you are uh, it's marty and michael and also matt fucking brown And you're on the marty and michael fully actual podcast And now we have sitting next to us a very nervous twitchy pale Fucking matt brown Okay, and and and we're gonna pass it over to him and matt is going to talk to you See if there's some sort of spark some sort of connections Maybe some chemistry and to see if maybe you guys have a future together All right. Oh, it's fine. Yeah, it's this is very exciting. I'm gonna pass it over to you now matt Don't fuck this up matt remember confidence. You can do this off you go matt chest out chest out Stand proud cunt on that milk stool Um, what's your name the guys wouldn't tell me what your name was Do I have to tell you? Yeah, of course you can make one up if you want Lucy Lucy, okay Oh, come on matt fucking talk to her matt. They've really built this one up. I'm a hot lucy. You're a hot lucy. Okay Um, they've really built this one up. So I'm quite nervous because I feel like you have Some sort of connection. Do I have any idea? Do I have any idea? No luci's no Talk to her matt. Ask us some fucking questions. Yeah, this has to not about me. Where abouts you from? Australia and we're in australia from chrispen Or maybe you maybe you've subscribed to me i've subscribed to you What do you do? I only say Really We chat all the time Fuck I've no idea use your questions. Um So you're from brisbane and you do only fans and we chat all the time Well, not all the time. Okay. Tell her about your dvd. Can at least Um, I've got a dvd collection Oh What sort of dvd collection Yeah, I know I used to work at a video shop years ago proudly proudly worked there for 10 to 15 years Blockbuster. Yeah That was not in palm beach You get me in trouble for my late fees. Yeah, probably I ask a question. Do you have a kid? Yes. Oh, he does remember. I know exactly. He's got it engraved on his walls in his room In the dvd collection Is she top five matt? Matt so you've determined you know, you've worked out who it is matt. Is she top Five now and if she is who do you remove from your current top five selection? Oh, shit, that's really hard Hang on you guys forcing me into No, no, we're just asking man. Well, there's it's been like 30 There's been like 30 30 30 dates that michael and i've teed up before we even go to top five. What are you doing? ringing coming on here I feel like you're either forced or There you go. No, no, it was it was occasionally mentioned and um and eagerly accepted brown I'm willing to help out Well, um Oh stop both of you stop right now I wish you could see what was happening right now. I guess you will in a week but It's Hard decisions needs to be made in love. Do you wish to to put this person who you know in your top five? Yeah, she's a top We have an update get the board. We don't have a um a fly like That's all right, we can we'll rub it out when we can so all right, so who do you remove? Oh, fuck. It's tough days I don't who is at the bottom Uh, it's alley. Oh, yeah. No, we which is my ex. Um, oh, yeah. Yeah, the alley. Oh, this is a tough one It's time to go. I can't get rid of greg. He's too much of a legend. Maybe you can just have a Yeah, is that what you want, mate? No, um Because that's too much to do top five is hard enough to do with it alone. Sing your song. Fuck it, man Sing her a little love potion um Oh, we're gonna have to get rid of jasmine Oh Jasmine has been cold and lucy or carly. We've said a name. We can say a name. I didn't say a name, but yeah, that's who it was Carly is a new top five member. Well done. Carly now Carly I'm gonna give um matt your number After this podcast if that's okay with you and you guys can just have a chat and see what happens and maybe on a day All expenses paid from me and michael and just see what happens. All right saying things Coerce You know Carly's memory of me would have been with hair She's seen you without it. I know that it's just yeah, just wear hats and wigs All right. We're old now or that or that that ghillie suit you just had on put that on I'm glad I'm not wearing it for this bit This would be good Oh very good Thank you so much for coming on Carly and thank you for coming on I reckon fuck it since you guys are childhood friends I think we can take this to the next stage of a feel up and a patch. All right. Yeah, stop All right matt are you gonna know matt's gonna leaning in no no and he's gonna be grabbing in five seconds. Are you okay with this Carly? Sure All right, you must can yeah, you must consent three Two one go oh matt grab grab stop grab it. No not there. Keep going keep going Tom her Matt I can't believe Carly's on the floor. She's up on the wall. She's she's willing Three two one grabbing kiss Oh my god, matt Matt is frigid tonight. Sorry. All right, Carly. Thanks for coming on and um, yeah, I guess we'll chat to you real soon See you Carly. Thank you. Have a great night Carly. Bye Childhood memories Marty did good Marty did good. Are you like wow? How the fuck did they do that? Oh, I know there's I know how it's happened, but How is it happened? We'll talk about it later No, I just I saw Carly at a um a party recently and we got talking and how about how she knew you and then I went to school together mentioned it and she immediately was like, yeah, okay. No worries. Oh, come on. That's it Now she's top five just like that. I'd barely know her. I wouldn't be I'll barely know her. I wouldn't be like no You're doing it. You're doing it dude She was willing for you to pull it put up on a wall fill her up and kiss her She's single now matt. She loves you way out of my league Matt brown How dare you matt brown matt you need more confidence matt We need we are the friends that always bring you up We never ever bring you down. You're down in the gums. Can't you're in a fucking gutter Anyway in a ditch on the side of the road. We're lifting you out And lifting you up. You're not only beautiful angels beautiful adority family members Only fans ex-girlfriends ex-girlfriends now. We're bringing you Greg childhood memories Children basically we are bringing you kids that are older now I'm in that point where I'm like anyone watching from school probably just laughs at me and thinks I'm a fucking loser for Doing a podcast, but I was like, I was like, I wonder if anyone from school would actually call in Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did you say? Like we are the best Yeah, I know but remember how you guys went through that period of time where like people were like You guys making videos on the internet and like because you weren't successful yet And we give you shit. I had that I ran into some people I knew not like a year ago now But sort of gave me that Sort of Brown you are in the best and it doesn't podcast in the world. It doesn't bother me. I'm just saying the best podcast We are the best. Did you say that? Yeah, of course. Yeah, I said you guys should watch more Sorry, sorry Anyway, thank you You've got childhood fucking girlfriends now coming on. This is crazy. Never dated her. It's same thing Same thing All right, should we open this up? No, what do you mean? We have so much more shit left to do Oh We're moving on to on this day, which is a segment where matt brown Uses his journalistic integrity and skills and he comes in early Real early around 4 a.m. Sometimes and he researches so hard about a historic event that happened on this day in history Okay, so sorry On this day On this day in 1996 The rice bubbles characters snap crackle and pop tortured and killed of family of wild pigs in the woods It is believed there were heavy meth smokers more on a 10-day bender at the time The snapping crackling and popping could be heard by passing hikers as well as the screeching of the wild pigs Snap crackle and pop were arrested two days later when they were found by police swimming in a pool filled with milk They were forced to go to rehab and then decided to change careers and colour themselves brown And turn into cocoa pops and let me tell you something right now. Can't that's not fucking on cunt I matt brown will not stand for pig fucking unless it is consensual sex Say no to unconsensual pig fucking cunt or get off my property I am matt brown forever cunt No, we didn't you don't want to stand for that What a passion in your writing in your on this day is recently You are very very social justice We love that Yeah, you love Very active and political Very violent is in danger Matt Anyway, moving on. Sorry. Next we have a random diary that I found in my cupboard of my mother's Horse shed and it's just random diary entries. Okay Sorry entry number 19 million 875,888 Fucking hell. Hey, okay. Sorry. Let's go every time The fuck is that It's safe fish if you're talking about that Anyway Today was very windy My friend all went to the park after school and flew their kites. I asked mum and she laughed I thought to myself. I will make my own kite I went to the bin and got an empty packet of chips out Then I sticky taped some string to it I ran to the park and threw my kite in the air That chips packet ripped off the string and blew away The other kids all laughed at me. I cried and got really bad windburn on my face It was such a good day. I even smiled Oh, wow I guess this feels you were being included a bit and in a way your kite flew the highest That's pretty special. What was it lays light and tangy It's probably home brand Black and gold or some shit black and gold biscuits and I was told they were chips because they were so old They were salty Oh god now it is time for michael's fucking bible where michael has written all of his pearls of wisdom into one fucking book And while he reads this he is bezis. Do you understand the the bezis jesus of b Now listen up, man Okay This is called chapter brown's truth. Oh, no I Like it already women who men which causes men to go in women Once a man has gone in a woman a new man or woman comes out of a woman only if the man comes in the woman Science has been like this since the beginning of time up until recently the days say They say that just through your own belief you can change your biology giving men superpowers to give birth to if they so choose Matthew brown has got something to say He would like to tell us Go ahead brown shut up That's what you told me about that. Yeah Is that it shut up shut up to they yep. All right. It's pretty racist. All right They are not a race Wow, they are a person pretty controversial thing to say Now where is that black? black blockant All right Now what is time for matt brown's black book where he is detailed every single sexual experience He's had since he was a fucking infant. You fucking sick fuck. They are very graphic. They are very disgusting Skip this if you can't handle it. Do you understand this will not be easy on your ears pigs Sorry Number 69 I was setting a trap at the public library to hunt nerds with low self-esteem I was on my hands and knees and had flattened my body out. So I looked like a table I was waiting like this for four hours already hoping that a nerd would place their books on my back and sit at me I decided to take a break and maybe move my trap to a busier part of the library I inflated my body to its original state and started walking around I saw a few students studying in the corner But other than that the library was nearly empty damn it I thought I needed more people for my trap to work I continued walking around the library and then I spotted something At the end of a wall of books hidden at the end. I saw a door My eyes zoomed in on the door Oh, what's this? I see a small hole in the middle of the door I didn't know where the door led by but I assumed it must be the door to an old storage room I scuttle over like a sand crab for a closer look my damp eyes scan my surroundings The door was hidden from view from the rest of the library by bookshelves The circular hole in the door is roughly one centimeter in diameter It seems I found myself a cute little glory hole My urges immediately get the better of me I feel the maggots in my nutsack start to writhe I flip my soft sticky slug out and begin feeding it into this hole The hole is far too small. I become impatient and start gently palming my little brown into the hole I become a little harder and bigger which makes it even more difficult I become frustrated and start hammering hard with my palm Come on you little kind Then finally my knob squeezes through the small hole The excitement makes my shaft start to swell so I didn't have much time I start fucking forwards. I didn't feel anything on the other side So perhaps this wasn't a glory hole, but I was too deep in too deep to stop now I stab and rim and drive my hips into the door The edges of the small hole start scraping the skin off my dick, but it's working Now half my shaft was through the tiny hole Come on! I scream. I keep pummeling my ripped up pleasure stick through the small hole Suddenly my entire shaft slides through the hole as all of my cock skin is torn off My rock hard degloved little brown is now entirely through the hole The pain excites me. I bang away for a little longer and then feel my hot mince Powerfully eject from my little brown with the pressure of a fully open tap I spray my fuck chutney into this room and let out a howl as I do so What are you doing? The sound of the librarian's voice snaps me out of my fuck trance And I pull my skinless cock back out of the hole and quickly tuck into my pants Oh nothing. I just can't find a book I'm looking for Just as I finished speaking the door I had just fucked swings open towards me There standing in complete shock was what looked like a teacher I looked past her and see that this was not a storage room at all It was a large room filled with special needs students who was learning how to read My mince was caked onto the ceiling and walls of their room and most of the students were crying The teacher stood in front of me completely stunned Her and I stared at each other and said nothing The only thing that broke the silence was the gentle sobbing of the students behind her I was horrified at my mistake I quickly slammed the door closed and bound powerfully past the librarian I bound backwards straight through the second through a second story window and land on the ground on my back I twist around like an injured pig and look up at the window I just come through I see the librarian's face peer out of the broken window Just as I begin bounding home as fast as I could I can feel my skinless cock Bleeding into my nappy and I cringe at what I've done. I will never hunt in that library ever again this week Oh Oh, man, that's a hell of a mistake. It works. You can source more powers or like continue to live on if you just Fuck not only humans, but objects, too You can't tell these stories It's a bit late now brown town You shocked a whole room for I'm gonna go on there He's still embarrassed about the act that he did his skinless cock flailing about like a hose Spraying the ceiling with mints and he's banging his hips into the door. Those students would have been Shitting themselves Matt It was a special Oh, that's that beak. Yeah, and he squeezed his cock through and degloved it. Oh, man imagine that Is that why it looks like that? Next segment it's like a red rocket always Pink Pink binge tinge Oh, shit. All right moving right along. What do we have now? What do we have now? Um, we've done the lying segment So now well, let's do some questions first. I mean some yeah some questions first. First of all, let's do the fucking Comment of the week. Hmm. This is a second comment competition that we have where matt brown picks a comment from last week's episode And he puts it on a board and out of that board. There's going to be one extra person who wins a thousand dollars And matt hasn't updated that board since like it's halfway through the fucking season show show it Let's have a look at it. I've got all the comments though So matt will probably might will probably do it right before the season finale is probably like six I'm gonna say I don't reckon it will ever get done. We have to give a thousand dollars to someone We've got to give it away. So it'll be done. I've got all the comments We also got to figure out a way to reveal the comment winner when the time comes on the live show Well, I reckon we could put all the comments in a heart to the universe the university of mark will facebook page And then they decide every single comment. Yeah, you mean from the board. Yeah from the board Yeah, I'm talking about the other comment. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that will be that means you do numbers So you do you draw you put one of 39? Yeah And then um, and then you pick out number 13 and then from number 13 And you pick number 10 and say how many coins do you think it ain't? Exactly. That's exactly what I was going to say Actually, I'm pretty sure I said that I believe you did that matt. All right comment of the week is All right comment of the week went to Trent Hunt All right cool equal Isles Isles underscore 87 depending where he's from. Um, all right. It's a bit of a long one Can't wait to hear about the brownery on the news gruesome discovery as hundreds of mince filled bodies and small whale found in slaughterhouse Man seem bounding backwards from the scene yelling. I'm matt brown and I needed to have Yeah, I can see that happening one day if you relapse that's fly There's a lot of room for burials here, but I think it's smell. Well, there's a cemetery over there done Sorry, well done. You're in the running for an extra thousand dollars Trent and now we move To questions and this is where we answer your questions The the questions that are commented on the mighty Michael fully actual youtube channel We answer the questions with the most likes first So once you've commented your question have a scroll through and like the questions And you also want us to answer if you don't answer your question this week We'll probably answer it next week or something So just key or comment heaps and also gives a five-star review on spotify and like the video and and subscribe Yeah, not many people do that like it. We get say let's be 500 likes We have like 10,000 views on average One one in 20 one in 20 people. That is really really sad. Yeah Like that fucks us and the 20 people who watch us one person will put their hand up and stand up I'm supporting you guys. I actually support you So why don't we let's get it to two in 20? This question has come up a few times from different people, but It got quite a fair amount of likes and the person has asked it several podcasts in a row That's good to the point where he says brown was scared to ask but it's just something we've brought up and spoken about It's the dmt one. Yeah. Um, he uh, he said uh If uh, if we were to send some dmt, would you do a video with it? We're great to see brown be like i'm i'm down I'm i'm down. It's not something to just fucking do on a podcast You need it's over in like we need to hold the space. We need some shamans. We need blessings over in 10 James is a shaman. No, no, we need real he's been to university for shamans No, we it is that's when you go time you and i did it after a few beers come Yeah, yeah, i know that's what i saw in the machine elves. I feel like they did not like me They fucking hated me And it's not bring enough with you come on. We'll do it. Yeah, I reckon we do it especially matt It's not something to fuck with would you do it? I'd do it if brown did it I'll do it but not on the podcast. No, that's what they have to film it Yeah, I don't we can film it if you want but I don't I can't function on the podcast It doesn't we might do it for the website See if you are thinking about doing dmt or you are considering it It is the most Intense thing you'll do in your life and I fucking swear by that and if you say it isn't it's because you don't know how to Fucking pull a bong Um, no, here's what we should do We should do it in here and switch the podcast gear on and if we want to talk we can What the fuck that way we can film it in a podcast scenario like they want. Oh man I'm I'm still second-guessing. I would hate to do it with cameras on You don't like the psychedelics or anything anymore though. Well, like If you have some bad trips, which I've had and you man it is you didn't pull the bong Well, I tried I just my lungs wouldn't do it for me. It's like if you go to the other side Fucking me. It is the most intense thing you'll ever do Going there is like do you scream? Well, you see You like that literally for like a minute and then you came back and you're like, oh, yeah I saw the elves and then we just carried on drinking Yeah, then like for Michael was like an hour. Yeah, it feels like you're gone for a bit longer But man and like salvia, which is similar to DMT I'm gonna try this. I just want you guys to support it. Okay. It might not be very good. Oh god Don't mention his name. Oh, no, it's a shit. No, I'm already excited. Do the shit. No Dude, no, no, I can't it's honestly little spray shit. I'll spray shit I wish you did that when Jackson was here The last two people just sprayed shit and then I just sit down in a I'd be supportive that but yeah, would you do DMT Matt? Got you lie to yeah, yeah, but I'm nervous to do it on camera. Yeah, it is. Will that come up in drug tests? No, because it's in your cunt already. You're dumb, bitch Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Oh, man, I would. Oh, I'll be the shaman for you guys. I'll get the fucking I'll do the room and No, I need you to honour because I couldn't trust. I should heat up spoons and burners while we're tripping On the forehead Spoons and burners That would be so abrupt I wonder what would happen mid-trip when you're in the other realm I wonder if it would bring you back. I guess it's like this warm sensation on your third eye. Yeah, your third eyes start crumbling and then you get trapped in the other dimensions. The portal is destroyed. Oh, man, oh, man. I would love to see what you'd see if you broke through. I wonder what you'd fucking go through. Just see a man perfectly sleeping. I'd see my German family. Would you do it, James? Yeah, see, it is it. And it isn't something to take lightly. You can't just be like, yeah, let's get on DMT. Yeah, I don't want that anxiety in the back of my brain going that something's filming me. I remember Mon was like, let's film it as I was going. And I was like, no, don't film it. And then the whole trip I'm thinking I'm getting filmed. But you were just sitting there, just looking at you. And then you came back. But I wasn't in the room. Like I was somewhere else. And then, yeah, but like. I should have came and felt you. Give me a squeeze. Oh, man. I would love to see you boys do it. But yeah, it's not something we should film. It's not. Obviously, quickly, that's the appeal that it's like, even if it is horrific, it's like, don't mean. Yeah, but it's like, it's like anything that's horrific or trauma. It just because it lasts a fucking half an hour or 10 minutes, and then you've got to deal with the rest of the repercussions. A bad trip, like ass or the mushrooms, you have to deal with that for like four hours. Yeah, but then you've got to come back and assess your life and go, wow, but a bad trip like when you're scared and anxious for four hours with DMT, you can be scared and anxious, but like it's over in a minute. Yeah. And most of the time, you will not remember what happens because it's that fucking intense. Maybe I did shoot through then. No, no, you were still with. Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah. So whatever. I'll do it. What if I see my, what if you see a future? Marty will do it. Marty will do it if you send DMT. And I'll have a little bit. I just don't want to go to that place again. So all the way. What's the point of a little bit? Whenever we get to see 3D and sacred geometry, it's pretty sick. I want to stay here and look at all the pretty patterns. All right. But yeah, we could just, sorry. All right. Next question is from a Lana Haydn. Oh, I know. Sorry. Sorry if that was just a comment. Hey, it's OK, Matt. Honestly, I don't mind. Sorry. She just had a really nice comment. So question is from JC. Could you arrange a collaboration with Arne Donna, a sketch or anything or any type of video? Two unstoppable forces in one video would be beautiful. Dude, like we would love to, but I don't even, it'd be rude of us to even ask them. They're far superior than we are in terms of content. They're like, we do fucking like, fucking shitty little pranks. And they do like really well produced sketches. They're like, they went to like university to study, you know, the arts and stuff. They're fucking like, they're like, it'd be like a fucking nurse asking to do surgery on some cunt with a surgeon cunt. Morning, Brown. Yeah, we would love to. But maybe one day, who knows? Yeah, they are very, very funny. Sorry. Next question is from Peter Hunt. All right, I'll see. I'll see if he's around. Peter. Here he is. Have you ever had ideas for videos where they have started as one idea and ended up being completely different? Yep. Remember that prank that social experiment we filmed? Give it to me? That started out as a completely different idea. I forget what it was. Really? And then we just fucking snatched something off someone. This years ago, when we first started, we always went to UNI's and did social experiments. And we just walked up to people. And just what people, we didn't know. And we're just sitting there and I'm like, Oi, give me your drink. Just give it to me. Give it to me. Look, what? You want my drink? Yep, give it to me. Give it here. Can't say anything wrong. You say, remember people give you their phones? Yeah, and literally, nearly every single time, we would take whatever we were asking for, walk off, and no one would even follow us. It's like everyone does whatever they're told. It's unbelievable. But no, people are scared of confrontation. They'd rather go, oh, that guy just robbed me. I'm going to call the cops. Then the following go, give me my phone back. I remember I snatched this piece of rubbish out of this dude's hand. And he just looks back at me like, what the hell just happened? So shocked. That was such a funny video. People just literally gave us whatever we wanted. But I'm still, just give it to me. Give it to me. And then, you know, oh, fucking hilarious. But yeah, that started out as something different, did it? Yeah, I forget what it was. Sorry about that. Yeah, we've done a few things that started out. The AFL grant, fine. That's what happened the other day. We were going to do, oh, yeah. Well, here's something for the website. We're going to film to see if piss tastes different after asparagus. I guess we sort of planned that, though. That work? No. We haven't done that yet. We're an old Julian and a surprise little birthday vlog. Because your piss smells different after eight. Guess how much we spent on Julian? How much? It's probably like two grand the whole day. On what? Gucci. Why? I don't know. He loves Gucci. Yeah. Well, why would you? It's his birthday. Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot about that. Sorry. See, they added that key ingredient to the story. Sorry. Next question is from Fuggin Dog. Segment idea. Sorry, I only bring this up because he said segment idea. And then it sort of goes into what you guys have been working on with James. So he said, segment idea. Reacting to fan videos, watch fan videos, and maybe best video at the end of the season wins a prize. But I guess that's a good way to hook what you're working on at the moment with the fan videos. McLalek. Yeah, we've got a new page at the University of Māori and Māika World. We're posting fan videos and all the money it makes. Minus expenses. So obviously we need to keep some aside for tax. And a small percentage will be going to James because he'll be posting all the videos and shit. We'll give all the money it earns back to the fans. But yeah, we've got to talk to try and get ahold of Facebook because it's already been flagged for unoriginal content, which it's not. It's our fucking content. Anyway, so give it a follow, University of Māori and Māika. Yeah, I'm Facebook. It's different to the University of Māika. It's two different pages. So yeah. Sorry, sorry. Next question is from Alex Mayne. Do you think the annoying odd large hours of tennis coaching helped you develop the work ethic it takes to create the social media career that you've built? I'm currently in a job that, whilst it's OK, has extreme hours and a lot of shit I don't want to do. My thoughts are this is good training for a while until I'm ready to pull the trigger on my own solo. Quit whatever the fuck you were doing that's not leading to what you're doing right now. Because people can't just, what do you mean? That's what we did. We still had to Uber and fucking asses off. Work around what you want to do. Don't just put all your hours into that one thing. That's what he's saying. He's asking, is working hard good for you in the long run? Yes. Working hard at anything gives you the fucking, the balls and the... But halve your hours with your job and then put what you want to do half the hours into that. Because if you're just doing all the hours into something you want to do, it's pointless. But working hard is never a waste. Even if it's fucking seems pointless. Working hard is never a waste. Tennis coaching really wasn't max hours. No, what do you mean, dude? Fucking one hour of tennis coaching is like at least two hours of a normal job. That's true. You're running around, you have to be super high energy to keep the kids' attention. There's people with parents watching you so you can't waste a minute. If you go, you can't go to the toilet for five minutes because then some cunts just paid you $10 while their kid sits on the court. So no, fucking tennis coaching wasn't just a few hours. 30 hours a week of tennis coaching is like 60 hours of normal job. Not to mention the split shifts. Start at five, finish at 10 a.m. And then you have a five hour break in the middle of the day and you come home at 9 p.m. at night. So you start at five, you get home at 9.30. It's massive. And even though you've got that time during the day where there's nothing, you can't enjoy it because you know work's coming. And my God, I'd rather work all day. I'd rather not have that break. Get it done. But yeah, fuck tennis coaching. And yeah, but I just say try and, yeah, it's good to work hard, but also try and limit your hours. Get on Centrelink. With what, yeah. Get on Centrelink and then focus on your art. It also depends what his situation is. So you could have a house to deal with a family and a little support. Matt Brown, Matt Brown. Sell the house. Sell everything. Sell everything. That's if you can do that. I agree, sell the house if you can afford that and go to somewhere cheaper. Move to Mongolia. Matt's been there on holiday. And he swears by that Mongolian beef. He loves it. They shave it straight off the horses there. Mongolia is pretty good. I do rate it. Beef off horses. I really like that. It's good. Next question. Next question. Have we been going for two hours? No, four. No, that's about, we're just past an hour and a half. There's a bit of breaks in there, so we're all right. Have you had that? Next question is from Connor Hordesley. Have you ever had a Karen go off a union boys during a public star rank? Fuck me. Remember those fucking things at the university that? No, you're joking. It's right in the middle of a pandemic. And they started crying. And then they went to the fucking university. And then I got a public nuisance phone. God, dude, these fucking purple head, fucking three in one fucking cum mums. We better give some context in that. We filmed a website video where we were walking around with like a box and then our phone would ring. And it's because our hands would be carrying a box, our phone would ring and it would be like Michael calling me. And we'd get them, we'd ask a stranger, oh, can you just grab my phone quickly? And then grab the phone and we'd have, I'd have Michael's number save as like doctor, family doctor or something. We called and we got the flu. Let's just anyway, these fucking things, we made them cry. And I'm glad they cried. Connor. Cut the elephant part. The fat references cut. Okay. Connor, can you also cut any of the pandemic stuff? Cause it'll just, it'll bleep out COVID. It's just bleep them all out cause it flags. Sorry, sorry about that. Anyway, we made him cry. And I'm fucking proud of that cause fuck. Oh, but we got a public nuisance phone. So they win. Yeah. Anyway, fucking yuck. Next question is from Addison Leet. How much does map brown weigh? How many likes did that couple? Do you want to answer that man? No. You already need lost weight. What are we all way? I'm 92 at the moment. I weighed myself. I'm a bit more than you. I'm a dirty 82. What's the most? You're 82, 92, 102. What are you now, James? That's insane. 87. I used to, I've gained 10 kilos in a year. I've stayed about the same. Oh, remember the biggest I've ever been was 105. The biggest I've been is 112. You were more than Fluklale. He's been a bigger season. 112 is the biggest I've ever been. But I'm like 102 or three. Yeah, fuck. I can't, carbs is too hard to cut out. We're also very tall boys. Yeah, that's true. We are massively huge kind of ceiling fans hit the top of my head. And that's questions. All righty, guys. Let's finish with Frank. Yeah, we've got to open this. I've got messages about it. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You're right. We're going to fucking move on to the P.O. Box. We've got a very exciting P.O. Box. I read the DM. We need scissors to open that. It's going to be very difficult to open. Is it like sacred fucking gas? It's Satan's blood. Oh, yeah. That's what the DM said. Look at that. Look at Matt run. It looks weird when he runs forwards. Yeah, it's un-natch. P.O. Box. If you want to send us something, we open everything live to P.O. Box. Two, five, six, tag him. Four, zero, one, eight, Queensland, Australia. We open everything live on the podcast. So if you want to fuck... And we eat it all. Fuck and fuck around. We eat it. We smoke it. We... God, I stink. Fuck it. Whoa! You'd like a Mexican? No, no, no, no. I'm a... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, man. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I nearly stabbed Michael for those listening at home. Whoa! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Whoa, it's so risky moving body parts. Can we just put it up once and we go straight through? Ah, hit my tooth. Oh, yeah. Oh, you missed it, Matt. It was the best thing ever. Best thing ever. I'm so... What is this fucking slow-motion world? Yeah, kind of cut out all this fucking... Fuck you. ...matt fucking around with a package. But I think it's a bottle of alcohol. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, that's what it smells like alcohol. It's Swedish alcohol. Get the clavish nick, lily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're impatient. Hey, boys, just thought I would send you a bottle of our whiskey, a housewarming gift to get everyone to try it. It's good. Could we request a shot on the podcast? Enjoy, guys, cheers. Be more bee. You don't have to read this on the pod, but we are from a small town called Win Chelsea in Victoria. And it's the name of our whiskey. We have been big fans for years. My husband and I are also university members. And watch the new videos each Sunday. Appreciate all your hard work and thank you for the laughs. Is that Amy Cleared? Oh, it's Amy Jones. Oh, fuck yeah, I know Amy. She's a legend. And Jeff. Well, thank you very much, guys. Unfortunately, we are in a bit of a alcohol break, but next time we do it, we promise you we will have some and we will report back to the podcast. Oh, man, it smells so fucking good. Smells like vanilla-y. Matt's going to have some. Well, here we go. It'll take 15 minutes to open this. Smells like a dessert. Cheers, Amy and Jeff. They DM'd me. They told me not to piss in that. Oh, no, we're only kidding. No, no, thank you very much, Amy. Shut the bottle though. I have a fucking bad feeling. Supportive members, they're legends. When we will, we will enjoy this shit. Come like when we have a fucking bender. Boys, that is all getting done in hour, in one hour. Win chin whiskey. All right, guys, final segment of the day. We get Frank or and let me tell you what's going on here. Arnold Fine has a bit of a problem, see, because he wants to travel to Tasmania to see his extended family. But he needs to wants to bring his his little pig, his baby piglet. He wants to bring it on the plane with him. It only weighs three kilos. It's it's the same as a baby. It's the same as a baby. Baby pig, same thing. So anyway, we're going to see if any airline will allow Arnold Fine to bring his pig on as a carry on. Matt. Welcome to the weekend. Can I help you? Hello, my name, Arnold Fine. Look, I call I look to make a flight to Tasmania and I need to know what carry on limit, what limit is for me and my sick wife. My wife is sick. She cannot see from her left eye. Oh, so I hear that seven kilograms carry on allowed. Yeah. OK, so seven kilo. And what what about baby? If a baby on a plane is baby need its own seat or baby or care in arms of the mother. Baby's OK on the arms of the mother. That's fine. OK, OK, so listen, strange question. OK, I need to go to Tasmania, see a family. OK, quite an urgent. I my I have a pig farm in North Brisbane and my pig have baby pig. OK, it newborn little pig. I call him Sloane. OK, Sloane need to come with me and my wife. Sloane where maybe one point five maybe two kilo. So I need to take a pic with me on the plane. And I put in I wrap him in a little blanket thing so he doesn't flick around and doesn't move. He he stay in my my wife's arm and he sleep from Brisbane to Tasmania. So we take a small two kilo pic on the plane. Is this a pig? Is this a pig that you're referring to? Yes, a little little pig. Little animal pig. Yes, not a big pig. Oh, piglet. Yeah, not a big pig, a little baby pig. Oh, no, we won't be able to accommodate. OK, so on the plane. OK, so if I human baby, OK, but but baby pig and not OK human baby pig baby. A same thing. It's same exact animal. Yeah, it's an animal. So an animal won't be able to get onto the plane. So we can't compare a human and an animal. Why not? They do the same thing. A baby scream and the poo on the plane and the spitter the food out and scream and cry. My piglet barely make a sound and feet before flight. So it's not even hungry. I understand. However, a pig is totally different to a human regardless of what nature. What do you mean? How different? How is pig different to a baby? It's a same thing to make a same thing. We don't allow animals. It's a human. OK, we don't allow animals unless and. Yeah, OK, I see maybe with a full grown pig. OK, I see maybe there what you say. OK, but it's a baby pig. You understand that it's a fit in my hands. It's a fit in my hand that look a good and and you serve a ham on plan. No, you serve a ham sandwich. So how come you have a cook cook? The pig is OK, cooked animal, but the little sleeping baby animal in my wife's arm. My wife is sick, not OK. To make no sense. Hello, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry here. But there's only much I can actually advise you. Is this a what type of pig is this? Is it your pet that you want to come with? Yes, yes, I sell a pig to butcher and but to pick little baby pig, OK, to need me around because it's it helps my sick wife with her anxiety. It's a service pick like a guide dog, OK, but it's very tiny and it need to come with us. And then I live in Tasmania, only one way. OK, I live Sloan in Tasmania with my family. So only one way. So I don't see I know you have a policy or say or no animal. But maybe you think to yourself, make no sense, you have you have human baby. I'll I'll I'll sign up for you there. Bear with me a few moments. Yeah, OK, I've had I've had already 20 minutes, but I've had longer fucking. Thank you. OK, make a meal later. Who did that? Hello, Arnold, fine. Hi, thank you. Hi, thank you so much. A whole team. Apologies. Oh, no, I don't have confirmed. OK, OK, I have confirmed that you aren't able to actually accommodate. You'll pay for the flight. Did you say to me? Did you say to your manager? You say, oh, we serve a ham on the plane. And also we allow a human baby on the plane and the baby pick a same thing as human baby. So why don't we maybe change the rule? It to make no sense about a baby being a a human baby being a baby takes the same thing. They do the same thing. You know what I mean? They do it. They do the same thing, regardless. Slown sleep, slown sleep. Animal and it's with human. OK, OK, listen. I can't guarantee that the pig will be asleep throughout the flight. OK, I have. If I receive contact right and they will be able to. OK, OK, so Google. OK, so I've been right. I do not go to Google. OK, this is what happened. OK, I go to I am booking your quantus flight. OK, last chance. OK, I give you my money. OK, I go to airport with my baby pick. We pretend we never had conversation. I put my dress, my baby pick as a baby human. OK, I take on plane the same thing and no one even see. What if I do data? No one even see. They will not. I put a little put a little hat on the little piggy and put a little little make up on the cheek. Put a little and the rap in the blanket. Same thing if anyone say, oh, that pig. I say, how dare you? That's my baby boy. You understand you write that down. OK, maybe you need to speak to your boss, your policy. It makes no sense. So you must change. You must accept it and change the policy. OK, you cannot just sit by and make no sense. Thing happened all the time. Why I need to go to Tasmania. Hello, Sloan. OK, OK, Pussycat, I see how you play this. OK, I give you maybe two hundred dollar cash. What your bank details? I write them down. Is this how you want to play? You want to take money from me and my family in Sloan? You tell me your bank detail. And I transfer two hundred dollar and we pretend we never had this conversation. What bank are you with? I'm so sorry, I'm not able to take your two hundred dollars. As I did mention, they will be able to allow you. Name a price. What is your price? I need to go to Tasmania. I don't have a price. OK, maybe six hundred dollar change your mind. I have six hundred dollar. What is your bank details? I can't accept your money. I'm really sorry. I can only advise you. Your bank would come in wealth bank. What happened? Sloan. Sloan will die. You understand, huh? If I leave him for you, Sloan will die. You happy with a baby pig die? Blood on your hands, huh? Blood on your hands. Tusk, tusk, huh? Sloan will be lost without us. You understand? I look, I followed the rule. The rule make no sense, but I followed the rule. I transfer you six hundred, OK? I am a plane, huh? Hey, listen, listen here, OK? I do not need a car, OK? I am a plane. I jumped to Tasmania with my sick wife on my back. OK, and then we see if I bring Sloan with me. I am a plane. I don't find his plane. You understand? You write that down. I hope you will. OK, so. I hope you will. I'm really sorry that I'm not able to accommodate your piglets. No, no, I do not need a commodance. I can only advise you of what quality is. If you obviously insist on taking your pig to the airport, that's totally fine. But I have advised you accordingly, they might not be able or they will not be able to. Look, my religion, you go burn and help for this, OK? You let a pig, a little baby, pick a die. You could go straight to hell for this or something. I do not take a lightly. I am a plane, OK? I am a plane, a physical plane. I am a wing. You understand? I have wings and jet powered plane and I will jump to Tasmania. And then I shock you. Look out, you see man flying next to you with sick wife on his back. And that will be me. I don't find a Sloan, Sloan in my arms. OK, I wings. I fly over the Tasman Sea. You will see. I understand, but there's not much I can actually say. OK, well, we will see you. You see me fly and I'll be on the news. I'll be on the news about this. You let a baby pick a die for silly rule. Then we see who laughing. Maybe then my six hundred dollar look more appealing. Sloan. Is there anything else that I can and that will be all and that will be all the switch. I will see you. Thank you so much. OK, I see you. So thank you so much. All the best. Yeah. OK, OK, I am a plane. I understand. Thank you so much for calling me. I am a plane and enjoy the rest of the day. OK, OK, OK, I am a plane. Thank you, bye. I am a plane. Honestly, only one of my most favorite paint clothes you've ever done. Sloan is where we go. I am a plane. I am a plane. I want to go. You f***ing switch. You see me outside window. Why for my back? She was the best trick to get. She was so lovely. She's talking to her friends going, I can't believe this is real. She had their friends in the background like listening in on that going, oh my. Must be like, surely this can't be a prank or because no one would wait 20 minutes on. Who's going to? Yeah, who's going to wait that long? I was hoping when you were going to laugh, you were just going to start cackling. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Like it's going even more epic, but the cof***ing thing was good too. Anyway, next week we got Paulie and Blake on. So if I can get ready for a crack hot, we... Oh, by the way, don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, five star rating on Spotify, because that's all that drives us forwards in this town, bitch. We are the best, we're the best, we're the best, we're the best, we're the best, we're the best, this is the best, this is the best, this is the best, this is the best.