 So, Stitch, can you tell us what is happening in the summer? Yeah, I will try. I hope there will be less COVID and that we can all do happy little dances all summer. So, there is a hacker camp and this session is basically a meet-and-greet, so there's only a few introductionary slides of what is happening, what does it look like, where is the organization standing, and you can do some questions for the recorded bit, and then we can close the session in recording and then you can ask all the things that we do with money laundering and fraud and embezzlement and such. Well, you can ask some more detailed questions. Basically everything we do as an organization of a hacker camp is open from the permit to what not the budget and such, so it's not really so much that we can hide. Only the passport of me and some other people are private. So, MaycontainHackers is a hacker camp this summer, from the 22nd to the 26th of July, and it was postponed for one year. Like COVID came and then the EMF 2020 got cancelled, like this is the cycle of hacker camps over the year. So, you basically have a Dutch camp, you have the British camp, the German camp and this is the CCC logo from the shoe store, I know, I'm sorry, I made a slight in one minute. And COVID came, EMF got cancelled and everybody was sad, then MCH got cancelled last year, which was really not funny. Luckily we refunded everybody because like prices have gone up insanely and well, that sucks. So, this year there will be two large hacker camps, EMF in the UK in two weeks, and in one and a half month there will be one in the Netherlands that's MaycontainHackers. So, what does it look like? This is the camp from 2017, which has the name SHA and for branding purposes or something, we change the name every time, so we have to promote the event every time, like from scratch, and it sucks, but that's the way the ORGA wants it, so I'm fine, we have to deal with that. Coming up with the name is basically the hardest part of the hacker camp. We do a contest for that in like a month, and we have like 40 submissions of names and concepts and mood boards, and eventually it got down to MaycontainHackers, it was the funniest, and like the domain was, I think, registered five minutes before, it was like the top three suggestions were domain registered and then the choice was made, you know how that works. So, what does it look like? It's pretty big, it has a harbor on the top left, it has these huge track tents, and the new layout of the terrain will be much different. There's some pictures from the past event, like we had these illuminated three lines, lots of lights and lights, of course, lasers, a puffer just came next to the SHA sign. The crocodile lake, which will not be happening this year, because it's a lot of work, it looks so simple, but it isn't. And of course, we have close contact with the authorities, they sometimes drive over the terrain, they don't know how to do with computers, and we were like, we gave them a flamingo so they would stand out a bit more. So, it also had a nice electronic badge, I'll come back to that later. There was a harbor, of course, the doting close, you know, from every other hacker camp, a lounge, ransomware on your badge, sort of. And of course, track tents, there were three track tents with a capacity of about one, two capacity, about 1,000 and one of 500 or something like that, if I remember correctly. So, this time, there's some new things happening, and I'm really happy that those things are happening. It's, first of all, it's the electronic badge that has had an upgrade. I've got a sample with me if you want to touch and show. It's an old sample. They changed a little bit, they tried different colors. I don't know if that will be final. They added some holes that you can easily tie it around your strap or something. But the chips have remained the same. Also, please do not ask where we've got the chips from. We just have the chips, all right? It has a color display, an FPGA. It has an ESP32 so you can run Python. And basically, if you're a complete novice to programming, you can do something with, for example, making let's go on and off, or display something on the screen. So, it's really a friendly way with a web UI. You can plug it into your computer and you have a nice web UI. You can upload your scripts and such. That's new. The network team is working really hard and it's still unconfirmed, but there will be a 200 gigabit uplink if everything goes well. And that's pretty nice for a field. Well, there's 10 gigabits for everybody. So, all the copper ports on the fields are 10 gigabit. So, basically you need 20 people with their 10 gigabit laptops and finally we have the uplink completely saturated and that was to go for the network team for like 20 years now. So, this is your chance to make them happy. There's going to be an experimental new sound system in one of the tracks. The Abacus track. And this is a bit weird. It is a sound system that does directional audio. And basically if you have this crowd of people here, I can pinpoint like this area and you hear Rick Rolls and the rest hears something else. So, we can annoy people or we can say like the left of the room hears like music, I don't know, Armin van Buuren and the right hears like the Commissaris Rex team and it does not mingle, it does not interfere. And it can do even more weird things like the front rows hear something different than the back rows. So, we're able to play with that. It's a German-based company and it will be announced soon the name and such. You can ask after the talk what the company name is. And for the first time we don't have a fully black or gray dark hoodie but we just have a purple sleeve and we want all overboard and try to make no money on the hoodies. So, they're like 50 euros now and they cost 52 euros to make or something. So, it's totally ridiculous. So, get one. And of course, yeah, the normal stuff we're at a hacker camp such as this. So, the normal people that we now have a chance to see here at GPN again so I'm really happy that this event is going through even with the masks. And I'm really impressed that like for Dutch standards the Dutch are really opportunistic assholes basically so they drop masks whenever they can and to see that the perseverance and everybody wearing a mask here is top notch. Really, this is really impressive. Yeah, so, there's a harbor there's three tracks, three workshop tents there will be a few villages with content and such. Of course, lasers and flamethrowers and other dangerous things. The MCH payment system, if you've not heard about it you can pay with ball pit balls is the idea. And there's the three biggest retro gaming groups from the Netherlands are joining and they have like an arcade and game consoles, home computers. In tradition, we're still making a loss on the parking if you've seen the ticket prices for the parking ticket they are outrageously expensive and we still make a loss on them. So, it's like they doubled the price somehow, it's really insane. Yeah, capture the flag of course, heaven so if you do like angel shifts there's like unlimited food and such. So, that's that. And the first speakers have also been announced so like it's, this is the first time this image is shared by the way so we announced Mikko Eponen and someone, I forgot their name from Bellingcat the OSINT research organization which does really nice things and this is, yeah there's another speaker that does has a new vulnerability and those ownage of the Nintendo 64 and the TASBOT so if you've watched awesome big games some quick there's this bot that plays games and this person shows what the bot does and such, it's really really nice and of course the practical things like from zero to root in 120 minutes and introduction to wordpress hacking so if you want your practical skills to be sharpened that's the thing you can expect at a conference like this. The terrain will also be radically different from last time. It's basically weirder last time we just had everything and now there's a camping way on the top that's not in the picture there's this pink area by scouting that we cannot access there's the area at the top we cannot access on the top right and we radically changed everything in the setup so the stages are now on the fields here on the south there's this quiet camping over here on the right and if you want to have really quiet silent camping you can go to the right and all the way to the lake over there it's really nice but it's also a bit of a walk to get to the conference. There will be a family village again so if you have got kids then you will have a lot we meet a lot of parents who also bring their kids and there will be a track and entertainment one of my favorite from Xia was the workshop making bombs and it was in the family village so for children but if that's next to your keynote speaker like you have a keynote talk and like a whistle blowing thing or how the NSA tracks you and the second thing on the list is making bombs it's like context is somewhat relevant regarding ticket sales we're doing pretty well with it and everything there's the dark purple thing is this event MCH and the lines on the back is the Xia ticket sales from a way ago and you see on the where the black rectangle ends there's two white dots the lower white dot is the official number that is published on the Grafana and such and the dot above that is the number including the reserve tickets that we have for sponsors and such they are already out but they have not been handed out yet so we're doing pretty well it's slightly above the previous amount of sales and there will be a moment like in a few weeks where we'll discuss like this will be the final number of participants and then we have a countdown and such and we hope that helps the ticket sales a little bit that's what we did last time as well you see this graph going up in more steeper curve so two months to go now the ARGA itself it's a lot of volunteers of course just like all these hackers events we know and we have got a lot of teams and there's a lot of green teams and it means that they're doing pretty well they're staffed well, they have budgeted they bought things and such and there's a few red things as well there's the need for one, two or three people to organize stuff if you want to know what that entails what needs to be done you can ask afterwards I've got a small list of vacancies that are the most important for the camp so the info desk the I think waste stuff and the shuttle and the rest is is probably going to work out but not happily if there's no people this is where the organization is at now so pretty nice score there's also there should be parking on there if it's not but it's on the thing there so lastly the important dates the 18th of June there will be the last physical order meeting barbecue and like party the first also in the series so normally we would have like ever a party and a barbecue every few months but covid so stuff happened online now it's the first time that we can have a party so we're going to do that in July we will start preparing the field the 15th of July there will be the first people on site and the heaven will be built up and the big tracks and then the later the smaller stuff afterwards on the 20th most villages can arrive they're allowed to arrive a little bit earlier so they have set up time so they can actually enjoy the event instead of being busy with two days build up during event and one day build up during event and actually we have one day of event so it's a bit nicer and somewhere at the end of the year there will be an after party probably in hack 42 in Arnhem which is close to the German border so that's it for the ORGA thing oh sorry