On today's Brief we watch as Angus Jones blasts Two and a Half Men, Chris Brown makes a fool of himself again and Joseph Gordon-Levitt / Batman rumors heat up!
First up, could the era of Two and a Half Men finally be over? Well, if pint-sized star Angus T. Jones gets his way, it may very well be. The actor recently uploaded a 20-minute long video on YouTube where he bashes the show's quality and implies that it's a tool used by Satan to warp people's minds. Here's the thing...we couldn't agree more, and it's okay for us to say it, because we're not making $350,000 per episode, which is what Angus-burger is clearing. If you don't want to do the show anymore, then don't. Going public with a whiny 19-year-old's half-baked ideas of religion and morality while sh*#ting all over the people who made you filthy rich makes you look like the world's biggest ingrate. Seriously, you don't see me bashing our show with it's boring set, fake television screen and scripts that were obviously written by the devil do you? You guys gonna miss this brat when he's fired next season?
Next up, showing the world that he's been fully rehabilitated, Chris Brown deleted his Twitter account this week after using it to viciously attack comedian and blogger Jenny Johnson. Now, to be fair, Johnson was totally trolling Breezy by calling him a worthless sack of shit. Basic internet stuffs right. That's just gonna happen when you beat the hell out of Rihanna, no matter how much time passes. There are people who will never let you forget. What you don't want to do is turn around and tweet horrific, sexually deviant insults as a response. Calling Johnson a worthless bitch, a bushpig, and then saying you want to defecate in her face doesn't exactly wipe clean the hateful, misogynistic image you've crafted for yourself. Now if only you could delete your mouth and your fists, you might just turn this whole thing around...
And finally, an entertainer who's career isn't going right down the toilet. Audience favorite Joseph Gordon-Levitt was one of the best things about this summer's Dark Knight Rises and SPOILER ALERT, that film ended with him poised to take over the reigns from Batman. Now you know, go see it with the rest of the world next time. Anyways, Justice League is gearing up for a potential 2015 release and now inside sources are suggesting that Levitt could very well be the new Caped Crusader. But wait! There's more! Some Warner Brothers execs are hinting that we may see our new hero before then, either in a new Batman movie or in a cameo in the upcoming Man of Steel. Pretty sweet right? What do you guys think? Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt the hero we deserve?