 Let me go back. I am wearing my holiday shirt red and green it is a button-down as always But I have saved this particularly for the holidays So over here we have the desserts all the sweets are on the table, but you may sit on my table if you choose to Or you can sit in there because we have the kind of hole where if you spill food on the rug, we don't care. Let me explain, let me explain the, what's the truth? We don't care because we'll clean it up, right? Not after a lot of people will drink it. Well, yeah, that's the situation. So this is the cheese section where you have four different types of cheese logs And you will see that they are in reverse order of what the instructions are because I couldn't seem to get them in the right order So you can see what the cheese logs are then we have five different types of seafood cheese spreads Then you have gouda hot pepper and cheddar and crackers And then you have an assortment of olives nuts and pickles Then you have chips of course and my special dip, right? The first sandwich, pardon me while I do this, is vegetarian The second one is turkey and the third one is Italian And then for those of you that like onions, onions are at the end Any questions before we begin our holiday festivities? Got it? Any questions? Anyone good? Very good Alright, thanks, you know Wow! Scotty P's big mug call Maureen loves the gouda Aw, look what I got for Christmas Jimmy Scott Branson Oh, she's got an autographed picture I got autographed pictures over on my desk It doesn't seem to share any of those, so I don't think it's really autographed It is, it's a real autograph Do you like the Gilmore Girls? Love it, so much I do too, did you see the reunion show? I thought it was just a Luke's mug Luke's mug Bailey, you having a good time? Not Bailey Oh my gosh Be good, are you having a good time? Alex, you have to edit that out Be good, are you having a good time? And here's, here are people enjoying the buffet Aren't you enjoying the buffet? We all, we all fixed into that decision I agree, I found out about it, I was like, yeah The controller will move his head that way now He also does other things we gotta turn him on first Or turn her on, whichever Oh my gosh He's just like a good kid that knows how things work Alex, just calling Hello? What? What? Digging to stop in his present I've heard real estate cards Hell yeah I'll get you in a row Tissue paper Nice, let me check it out Oh hell yeah, a gas card And I did get a card by the way We did that on purpose So we can go see some stuff Thank you Last year, Bailey, I wanna go see it Last year, you were disappointed, you didn't get a card Yeah, I know And now, I'm all cornered up You guys are so sorry Well, we know what it's not A banshee Not a banshee It's not a banshee We're disappointed Apparently not an archivist, you'll either I'm very disappointed Oh, it's a puppy, I love it It's Chick-fil-A And the Southwestern salad is really good there Take away all the mystery, Valerie got the only R2D2 And mine Chocolate chip cookie mix Oh yeah It's a fragile thing No You know what's in here? No You know what's in here I didn't She's not seen it Valerie doesn't even know what's in there Because Alex picked it out And said It was described getting this for Brock Alright That's awesome I like that I'm getting it I did that at Target We can't do this We can't do this one while we're going to do it Alex said we have to get this for Brock I said we don't buy Christmas for Brock and Steph She said I do Oh, wait, no, you can't even do that Who's that at? What is it? Yeah, he was stoked on that one I had no idea what the hell Brock sent me a picture Is there a mini-pop? I had no idea A haul? It's the same one I was like Oh my god I was like Okay, so there was this Arabic guy Behind the counter And I said I'm just looking for something pink from Fortnight He's like Oh, he was right there I was like Cuddle team leader My nephew wants a cuddle team leader Yeah I don't get it It's cool The head is way bigger than the body I know I thought we stopped Stay close What is that? What is that? That's cool You're welcome I don't know how it works, but I don't know I like that Do you like it? Yeah, it's like a hoodie And a leather jacket Yeah Okay, well, Alex picked it out She don't like it You notice we've just blamed Alex for everything? He didn't So the guy did not do it So just remember if you're not here We've got a stick club now You're part of the club He's part of the club He's so excited You have no idea He's excited Did you need one? Well, I have jackets, but I need more No, the right I have the dice To my left We'll have the ball Last year we just like Grab the mitts And then start clawing at it As I am rolling the dice I have to get it doubled The person to my left Has that amount of time To unwrap as many fun gifts In here as possible By using the mitts only No bare hand And this year you must put the lovely Ho-ho-ho glasses on We will roll the dice To see who goes first I have a question Oh, wait, wait Wait, wait What's the question, please? Well, the big gift is The big gift at the end I'm not telling you what it is Right now But to get to the big gift There are dominoes in here So you have to collect the dominoes So whoever has the most points So it's a Puerto Rican blur Is it? Is the big gift nice? The big gift is worth fighting for Let's put it that way But I can tell you That the poker chips were too expensive So dominoes were too cheap And whoever wins gets to keep the dominoes And the prize The prize at the middle Is not the big prize The big prize is actually in Okay, well I've now gone past the time That Alex said I could film And anyone's tricked So No one's doing that She said she passed the time That Alex told her Only one minute clips at a time So I don't know The two of them have some kind of personal joke too Okay, you had to be there You really had to be there You had to be there Okay, let's go I'm one of the Risi feces Yeah, you get to wear the head glasses, babe There are some suggestions Of what you can do with this Ready? Set, go Go, Barry Oh, shit Go, babe, go, go Get these Risi feces for me Yes, and you have to Oh, my goodness I'm just getting the grip I love that It's up to you You can't rip it You feel bad last year Hey, hey, hey I took the hairdryer into it One, two, three, go You did? Impression I don't feel so bad about my earnings now You dig a pig over Shouldn't she make the beach really short? It was a cheat, we're gonna have to lay that out Okay, now we're gonna stop Don't you count up the points on the dominoes? Yes Nice one, you kind of like Struck out there Yeah, I really can't sit It's gonna take a lot of dominoes To get up to this tall One, two, three, go Oh Go, Barry Ball dropped I think it's like You're trying to use the pig on Caution No, one of those is mine No, I got this one Then where's my domino? Have I lost a domino? Did the cows eat it? No That might be yours There we go, now this one's mine I remember the green green green You found your domino? No, I found her domino on me Lawrence has got like nine of them over here And I only have my one That's why I'm keeping mine in my breast pocket Can I have a domino clip, please? Domino clip No, I didn't mean to Do it again There you go You did an untrained feel Here, here's your domino What does it call it? You're a digger or a swallow Warhead diggie want Don't rip, you just ripped one No, I didn't Warhead doesn't even hit people in the hits Penalty Did you use a hairdryer on every layer? Points Why would I get my scissors zipped for the next round? It's not working Try something, try something Don't worry about it, I'll make it work Lauren is ready to rock She's in a tight race with Zeke You're for the dominoes at the point You're not even trying Hey! Are you afraid he's stealing your dominoes? You're not looking Look at the way you're looking at him Yeah, she doesn't trust me I can see that, she's looking at the points Everyone just count how many dominoes you have I've buried Oh no, the winner gets to keep all the dominoes So you're the domino-nate trick That's the big grand prize You get to keep all the dominoes And that's why I want to find them all Congratulations I didn't see that presentation Show us again what you got This game, this is fun I did have that little shitty game You can steal it twice Gag gift It says right there Piano tie Touch sensitive Oh my god, I love it Hey Sherry, you can have those Shitty game, milky chocolate balls Actually, I'm going to take the piano tie This looks awful nice Yeah, but I just always like to Try something else Try something different You're stuck with it I can't wait It feels odd It feels odd What in the world? Reindeer poo Poo soap Santa saved a precious gift And it's especially for you Just a little something extra That comes from Rudolph too He knows that you've been naughty Instead of being nice And once again, you're on the bad list And he's checked it over twice Santa hopes this little poem Doesn't throw you for a loop All you're getting this year Is a bunch of reindeer poo Awww Okay So who is number Eight Seven Gag gifts Oh Oh Crochet, weeding We find her That's our broadcast Oh, beautiful Thank you Yeah, I did get this wonderful cacti That someone can own For the wonderful price of switching Okay I have feelings this is going to be a blanket So, I'm taking it That's your house That's your house She's ever added her a line I know I mean, are we going to Mess her up Nice on the shelf This is really cool actually It's a Guinness, it's a pump pack It's an eight pack of beer Is it one glass? Two glass? Three glass? Four, I don't know When we were in high school Me and Lauren used to take over Dad's fridge This is on tape It's on tape All right So I've been stolen from twice, right? Yeah I'm taking this To the store You've never seen her either? We've never seen her The decisions are already made though