 I am so ready for movie night, so what are we watching? I think we should see love more than likely. I heard it's a very tender love story. Watch out, Fair Maiden. I'm here to... I meant to do that! Yuck! No way! Let's see something cool. Like Try Hard 2. Try Harder-er. I play by my own rules. Dude, why are we walking so slow? That. Hoping we could catch that new animated children's musical. We're not seeing a musical. Besides, no one likes cartoons. Aw, this is gonna be harder than we thought. Eh, spoiled brat. I'm getting angry just looking at ya. Guys, I got it! All the best movies out right now are about superheroes. I think we should see the Huntsman Rises. I am Dark Justice. I am called Vengeance. How long is this gonna take? Ugh, he hasn't even gotten to his origin story yet. He retells it every single time. Ruby called Doug Rain. How is that a horror movie? Well, she doesn't get to keep the puppies. Guess we missed them all. So, same time next week? You bet. Sounds lovely. I'll be here. This was fun. Ruby, I was supposed to meet her here exactly 36 seconds ago. Nope, haven't seen her. Why is sun punishing that wooden plank? What? Oh, no, we're playing cannonball. How do you play that? You just jump as high as you can off the diving board and yell cannonball. Whoever makes the biggest splash wins. Wanna give it a try? Um, I don't really like water. Come on, it'll be fun. Fun? Increasing body mass. Plotting attack vector. I, uh, plot... Oh, man, maybe this wasn't the best idea. She's a real stickler for being on time. Penny? Penny who? Who's that? I don't know that. Uh, okay, promise. You won't get mad. No. Hey, what's that? Uh-oh. Well, darn. My targeting computer seems to be misaligned. Um. Oh. Wanna see that new monster movie? I could use a hand-sneaking candy into this. But a little sparring. I was gonna ask you the same thing. You just beat me to the punch. That's my girl! Hey, ready to try that whole reading thing you keep talking about? Library card. You'll be needing it. A pleasure to see you, sister. Oh, winter, I've... What have I told you about sighing in public? I... And make eye contact when someone is speaking to you. Sorry! And stop apologizing. Of course. Now, let's review how your classes have been going. I'll also need you to show me your living quarters to make sure they're up to my standards. I refuse to allow my little sister to stay in any abode that's not up to code. And don't mistake my rhyming for a cheery demeanor. I've missed her. Our victory is finally at hand, my evil minions. This time, my nefarious plan will succeed. What's she going on about this time? Ah, the usual. Nefarious plan, blah, blah, blah. Destroying my enemies, yada, yada. Every day is the same thing with that woman. And I'm just like, lady, and eat a day off. Ah, did you hear about Larry? He got dusted by that blonde with the awful puns. Oh, not Larry. Here's to Larry. Rest in peace, homie. Ah, no. Here comes Floyd. What is up, awesome possums? We're not possums. Why aren't you at the big mean? The nefarious plan is insane, son. Yeah, I'm sure it's a real winner. We were just saying our farewells to Larry, so if you don't mind. Yeah, I heard about that. Oh, hey, let me pour one out for him. Oops, flimsy hands. Ah, nice. You should check me out when I possess a bunch of boulders. Way bigger than you, Dingoes. All about them gains. Okay, no, we're not Dingoes either. Are you sure? Because you look like a couple of Dingoes to me. Little... See you at the meeting. Don't want to brag, but I'm actually a pretty big part of the nefarious plan. Ah, I hate that floating idiot. Mike, he's not worth it, man. Yeah, okay. Hey, what do you say we go and devour the flesh from some innocent humans? You always know what to say to me, Marty. Thank you so much for watching this episode of RubyGb. We're going to be releasing more and more on this channel every week, so stay tuned. Like, subscribe, do things to bells. If you want to support the people that make this, you can also check out I Have Notes, our Select All content, our live action content. Like, it all goes to the same spot. So, thank you. Bye.