 Are you sure you want to start streaming? No I'm scared I just escaped it would make the little glitchy sounds as you scream Where someone gets trapped in the computer and they want to get out or something the matrix At cyberchase that might that's gonna be with the cyberbattery. I remember watching The cyberbattery Scooby-Doo in the matrix. I think that's what I was thinking that one too. Yeah Pretty terrifying movie if we've been honest with ourselves. I Think Scooby-Doo really did handle horror better than anything has Here's a Ridley Scott took inspiration when he made Alien from Scooby-Doo. Are you doing the cyberchase? Specifically that one. Yeah. Yeah, because it's the Harlem Glove Prodders. Oh, yeah, Scooby-Doo Maybe the rape of the zombie island It was funny. Um those Cinematics and stuff. I genuinely starting to think that people they made enough of them just for the fucking promotion of a season then someone they was like As we should make a TV show And then some other guy was like that's brilliant and then took him another 10 years or whatever. When did the law come out? 2009 I think Yeah Quite a goofball game Yeah, cuz I did right make anything before that it was that yeah, League of Legends was their first man They made a second game right or my They made Valorant. That's it. Yeah, yeah, which I played a bit of that was fun but I don't know if that's for me like CS go equivalent kind of thing except you guys have likes kind of magical Psi-fi abilities that they can use. Is it a hero shooter? I can't remember It's a hero shooter in that there are hero characters that have different abilities Yeah, that seems to be like the template now, right people like to have their Assortment of characters with distinct traits and from different countries and stuff And and have their own like little gimmicks. Well People might already be wondering. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why are you talking about that League of Legends? Yeah, it's like well guys myself and Fringy have seen our zone. We've seen all of our cane Yes Well This is this is this is quite a big deal. I think we've been asked our opinion on our cane for 10 years By 10,000 million people Fringy do you want to do you want to announce our our hot take? Oh The hot take isn't the super duper duper hot take on our cane disappoints so many people Yeah, probably I I Like it a lot. I think it's pretty good and I'm pretty sure Mola would agree Some fantastic payoffs in it. Yeah It uh, I it's nice to watch a show where we've got like 10 characters who are all well informed and have their own Goals and strengths and weaknesses that are playing into a narrative a narrative that's like built upon pretty strong world building Surprising surprisingly strong world building the show is it's the video game adaptation to beat like categorically It's that's it's it's it's really strong And that's putting it's one side that like the voice acting and the animation is It has to be mentioned straight away the expressions the detail the animations the the artwork the stylistic choices when they do certain Action scenes or just approaches to telling you how people are feeling and stuff. It's like damn. They took advantage of this medium Yeah, it's um something that I find really cool about the show that I hope I Think I've talked about it a couple of times But there's not a lot of Western adult animated shows that are like strictly trying to be dramas and Arcane is that and it does it well and it'd be nice to build more if we got more of those types of projects In the future and holy shit watching it back to back with Boba Fett It's pretty fucking stuck but like one is an actual story Yeah, that's all you could say What are the characters telling a story the other one is the book both that where it's this fucking nonsense something that was really cool about the show as well as that I'm it definitely They could have leaned much harder into fan service for people who like play League of Legends But they're very restrained. Yeah They take their time to actually get our characters to like the video game place, you know in terms of certain I guess I don't know I guess how probably don't want to be spoilery. Well, it's actually should I'd recommend to people if they haven't seen it Yeah, so take take that for a quickie, right? We recommend and we think it's pretty good What I will say is metal is up to episode 4 J Funnily enough was gonna be on this e-fap. Unfortunately stayed up too late watching arcane So now probably won't be able to make it through tiredness, but that's okay because we've got a whole Whole set here ready to talk about other things But we're probably gonna force rags to watch it. Sorry, but Yeah, it's okay, you want to watch it. You'll like it. I think There are like I just want to make sure we mention before people get all pissed off. There are there are flaws There are there are contrivances and coincidences. It's got your standard contrivances and plot armor issues, but not Significant and I think the main thing is character isn't compromised. Yes, which That's come to be something of a understanding I think for people who watch e-fap now. It's like If you can maintain a through line for characters while your plot is damaging and falling apart you can still aim to score as much as a five or more and Like it, you know, I wouldn't want to imply the whole plot is shot in this show It's like there's a lot of good plot writing As well as will pulling and then theme. Oh well, so this is the other thing if rags watches it and really likes it And we've got literally like fucking 15 people in the e-fap sphere creators who love it We'll probably do an episode. I don't see why not We'll probably break down the full season like so Feels oh, and I guess some notes. It's worth mentioning as well as in terms of without giving anything away I think Going into the show. I was expecting it I was it I was expecting it to be good just on the basis of like how many recommendations there were recommendations from people whose perspectives I tend to agree with yeah, and but I think when When uh, when a certain episode rolled around And a certain events happened I think both Moeller and I sort of the immediate thought is oh like this Wow I wasn't expecting that like I wasn't I didn't think you'd do that. I didn't think you'd commit to that choice I didn't think you'd make that choice narratively Yeah, and and really really thoroughly You just wore the consequence use it Yeah, use it and explore the consequences of a certain plot point that a lot of other stories would try to soften or Around and not really dig into it too much Whereas this show actually commits to the the real consequences of the decision that the character made And it's just the show is mature and it's it's mature and how it handles its writing and characters More so than I was expecting Yes Like that's what I was hearing From what I understand and this is part of the reason why the show looks the way that it does because the show basically looks like a moving like oil painting It's gorgeous It's a very nice looking show But apparently the reason why that's the case is because it had way more pre-production than like pretty much any other animated show We usually get I think it had like two years of just development of trying to figure out what it was gonna Look like and make it all work And I know that it's already been renewed for a second season So I hope that they also get a bunch of time to think about Writing in and I mean aren't everything because I would like for it to apparently was six years in total six plus years Damn Yeah, I want to highlight. It was That's bullshit. Do my media and Theo all separately told me to watch this show Which is that never happens Like that many people tell it obviously drinker as well. He's already done a video Talk basically saying everybody should watch it I Think one more thing is just like me and for me said like in a perfect world with stories were fucking not absolute dog Shit this show probably wouldn't be as impressive, but as it stands, it's very impressive I was very impressed. Well, if all if all shows were as good as I can I would be very very happy I'd be I think I told you I'd be dead because I'd just be watching watching TV constantly We have because when we had the experience of because we watched the first three episodes and then came back the next day to start watching again And we didn't really want to like hit the brakes Just want to keep going and finish it out And that's that's the sign of a show being really which is why the Boba Fed episode was almost gonna be delayed But I can get it out for Sunday Yeah, you know, it would be fun to break it down. So maybe we shall in future and What else can I do now but switch the conversation over to what everyone here has been thinking about Boba Fed since we're at a Nice little checkpoint of just over halfway through the season Four episodes out of seven This is half things Is there any way to fix you're into that? Yeah, obviously that must suck because I'm assuming I'm assuming there's nothing you can do Well, can you use your phone internet? Do you have enough data like to just use your phone as a portable Wi-Fi hotspot? I think it's discord Cuz man, that's fine Is it fine? Yeah, like I'm Using it now and everything's low in any working fine and the speed tests are good and I'm not stuttering in anything else So let me restart discord, maybe yeah, I'll try that We're already in Singapore chat. It's not working Singapore's failed us today. The thing is all of you seven fine. It's just rags. Um, yeah That's the nicest thing you ever said to me. Oh, I didn't when I say you I mean people Well, hey, you can say with the four episodes that you've seen What do you think spoiler-free so far of our cane metal as a as a lol You played lol slightly longer than I did when I give up. I think I Went back to it a couple of times because some friend I was still played occasionally and was hanging out with them We played some a ramps and stuff. So I guess so. Yes, mm-hmm But yeah, I'm intrigued to see what's coming next. I mean, there was like a almost like a halfway point you couldn't say Building up what's happening, but I'm liking it so far as Fringy said I was surprisingly mature. I was expecting a lot of wackiness and silly stuff Things happen and you just like oh Okay, this is what we're doing now correct decision to commit to being a mature show Yeah, and what a Wonderful like one to choose to do that for because we get to have some of the highest budget animation I've ever seen On TV for sure. Yeah, or highest passion one way or another Def definitely definitely you can see the passion there that there were there were people who had an idea They had a story that they wanted to tell But yeah, like I just meant like you know as someone who played the game. It's quite interesting. Isn't it metal? Absolutely, because you're always like What were they putting in that I remember from the game? Are they gonna do like all this all this stuff was cool? There's he characters and you think I guess there's a character. I know this is a new character. Is it just not the character? Characters don't quite look the same Yeah, in terms of the styles a certain characters look pretty pulled directly from the games other characters are radically different from Who they are in the game, but that leads you to think oh Where are you headed? Yeah, you know Where where are you going and a certain character in particular who I was very engaged in his story? Constantly in the back of my mind like I know where you end up and that's factoring into what I'm thinking about your Journey here in your relationship with this other character Which is funny them myself you and Matt'll all know that one, but I saw the episode with Jay You know it uses like she could you tell me I was like I was pretty bad You don't know I guess the use better that you it might be that it's a different experience for sure But yeah, it's cool to know where he's gonna end up and see the story unfolding and heading in that direction. You're like And I guess in terms of getting you like video game imagery Wait, nah Well, yeah, rags. How are you? How's it going? How do you sound in? I don't quite know. Maybe you can let me know Yeah, it's still Rubber racks. It's like when Neo gets the goo in his mouth in the original film and it makes all those weird sounds I'll go around with some things I guess Yeah, I like it sucks because it's No clue. Yeah, there's no capacity to fix it then Um Some people a chance suggesting that you unplug the mic. I'm not sure if that would do anything, but uh, no, that doesn't sound like a mic issue Cuz I just Sounds what's going on Yeah I just unplugged and replugged the microphone Wait, can you speak for a little bit longer? Yeah, what I did there a second ago is I unplugged the mic and then I just put it back in and hopefully that did something I don't know why but I could yeah, like I could I could be I could accept this In my ear. All right. Tell me if this sounds any better Does that sound any better? More of a difference that is to be had is there any there is mild Roboting but like it's it's much better than it was before. Yeah, I mean, I'd be fine with it if it stayed like this Yeah All right, I play four of us as I suggested then chat then Yeah Just wanted to mention as well, there's a couple people who are like unfucking real they're praising our cane I'm just like so we'll give you an episode on it. I guess maybe hopefully they can explain it thoroughly But there's a lot I figured no matter what we said about our cane. We were gonna piss people off. It was pretty clear I guess but I mean if we're gonna piss people off. It's nice that the show is good. Yeah No, I'm very happy we've got another story to be well because like Capital, have you seen it? I Have not I would recommend it. See you see what you think so see what everyone Definitely a cultural one Look at that chain back to back our cane is good people our cane is not good And I guess cuz the next one that I think more or I want to watch is after life season 3 Which is probably gonna be good. That's a that's a nice reliable show a lot of that Oh, that's the one I wanted to watch for ages as well So many good things about it. You know what less people care about Afterlife is like pretty popular See it mentioned in a in conversations in this case often mentions on Twitter that like it's oh, yeah Among like highest rated shows on our Netflix And also that's that's a little fun fact apparently our cane is in terms of like critical reception The highest rated show on Netflix Very interesting. Wow Yeah So anyway, we're here to watch the talk about a different show One of the show a real quality what a shame one of the best has come out recently There was someone in chat saying I'm how the fuck do they love Boba Fett as way worse the Mando And I'm just sitting here like who told you that I'm not sure which one is worse or bear at this point It's really difficult because they're all just the same tiny garbage on my side of Boba because it's destroying a character that was set While Mando was just like a nothing person exactly Also, Boba just looks cheaper and is cheaper. I'm pretty sure The production is odd. It's really odd that the Boba Fett show is the one that is cheaper Maybe they're just like fuck people watch it anyway. You don't have to spend money I You get worried about that Spot of it It's like why walk through the extra little effort to make everything nice and make that all of our our camera shot Don't see the backs of scenes and things like that people watch it anyway clap They love it people crazy defenses for it. It's it's fine. We don't have to worry about it I could only make about you don't get there's any Unfortunately, Mike's going back to be terrible Let me try a few things Yeah, I mean the audience would know very well Four of our opinions on Boba Fett, but we've got two guests today. So how about we get their perspective? We'll start with the lady because diversity is important. I think we all agree with that Anna, what are you thinking about the Boba Fett? Boba Fett It it feels like it was all filmed at the same time and then they randomly broke it up into episodes Because I just watched it right now because I forgot to watch it and then I woke up early and I was like fuck gotta watch this show I Got I got three episodes down. I didn't watch the fourth one, but from what I've heard I don't really need to so what happens in the fourth one He kills the sawlack with this Charge It's pretty badass It's pretty badass Well, it's uh, when we were watching it, it's just we have that thought as like wow really like really He's gonna kill the sawlack with a seismic charge really Well, a lot of it just seems pointless like I don't know if any of you guys played Cotor but they just seem to be taking a lot of the plot points from it like they did that in Mando season 2 with the crate dragon like that's a One of the things that Revan has to do that's the big boss and tattooing and then Like with the dancing with the sand people and learning about their ways in the story that's something that you do with Revan as well and I feel like they're just trying to Cherry bit characters out of the eu and then bring them into the shows Like with the wookie and then other like side characters and you know What was that there's an deleted scene from the original star wars movie You know we're with Luke's friends and then they're randomly in whatever the episode with the train And so it's like okay easter egg easter egg cool cool cool But it's like maybe if you guys just focused on telling the story and why is boba fett talking so much He should have like one word every episode Have you seen the interview with tomorrow morrison where he basically yes I was I wanted them, you know, I wanted to speak less I wanted him to be more mysterious and basically it just sounds like nobody to listen to him The job was like no saddle. Oh, no Do you know how much better the show would be if he didn't say a single thing? Until like the very end like when he kills someone and he has like one line or one word and it's just like What's he gonna say in the next episode like that would be so much cooler making a Master chief man of few words every time Why does finnick know all of this about tattooing like did she grow up there? Like what what's her backstory? I didn't I don't really care about disney star war. So I didn't look into it, but I feel like they Yeah, I know but why does a world-class assassin know all about the doings of this random World-class as in galaxy class assassin not tattooing like for some reason she's very aware of tattooing customs and this is like, okay, and uh, I guess examples of that would be that uh She has to explain to boba how you can pay for mercenary work She has to explain to boba how to like whether or not he should be ruling in whatever way how tributes work Also, whether or not he should be out and about and whether or not jaba was It's so bizarre listening to her guide him on all of this because they clearly did it so that they could give us information But he would know all this way better. I know but they should have had another Well, they should have had a like a droid or a little alien that was like an assistant That was taking both of them through the city and explaining everything to them It doesn't make sense that she would be the one telling because obviously the audience, you know, we need I'm air quoting We need that type of character to explain it through the plot why who certain people are and why they do the things that they do And I mean they already have that one droid. He comments about needing a protocol droid It's like, okay, well then go buy one. They're like at the store down the street I'm sure that's hundreds of them at all of the stores in this major city On this planet. It doesn't make sense metal point out when we're watching episode four is that uh the Uh, I guess torture droid is what is what that one is It actually translates when in episode one it couldn't do that and they specifically pointed that out that they needed One for translation, but then it's just is you're like, okay Well, maybe he can translate like certain languages that are like common there Zach same creature he couldn't translate that does because Oh my god, there's a lot of that in this show. They just this show was rushed like hundred percent rushed the fuck out Um, well, it's also why are all the twi like speaking basic? It doesn't make any sense. I'm like What is going on and it's not like boba can't understand different languages He clearly could in the original so while the sudden Like why is one second when he sees the huts does he speak like hut for one second and then he switches to basic I'm like, they should all just be speaking their own languages. This is a common thing in star wars I don't get it Not if you play with that right you could have you could have characters saying something in their own language Like he he boba fair doesn't understand that and then he does something that reveals that he absolutely heard what they were saying Like that he's always one step ahead. Yeah, there's loads of fun things you could do with how competent he is But for some reason despite having spent many years in tatooine and with java specifically and being his like number one more than likely bounty hunter like It doesn't mean anything But also why wouldn't he know who any of these people are if he worked for java for so long and he was there for so long I mean it took them what three years Luke and leia and lando to get You know han back so if he was there, you know, i'm assuming traveling off world on world So why doesn't he know any of these people are also? Why isn't a thorian? the mayor air quoting I they don't really do that kind of stuff Well, they do now. I don't think the thing is why does everyone know that tatooine used to be have water But it wasn't a really common known thing Because water is an important This season you see there's a lot of mention of water and the back to town. I know it's like, okay So we're what we're doing dune now I fucking It's like mad max iri rodin doing we got spice. Yeah, did you not find it really weird? What he let everyone know that that is a thing he grew up on camino. Did you not do you? It's such a it's not but why would boba fat tell anyone that? I don't think he would tell anybody that It's the kind of stuff where you'd be like, well, it's not gonna hurt Is it it's like, yeah, but it couldn't possibly benefit him and it could only damage him So like why would you ever bring that up? It's just what boba fat's all about them fun facts You're gonna keep things to yourself. You're not gonna just be divulged Yeah, like how intimidated is it to be like no one was guarding him when Yeah Well, I mean you would assume that there's moisture farms everywhere. Nope. So I think they all can get water No, no, there's no work and no water and it's like wow I feel like those two problems might be able to cancel each other out So it's like um getting water How often do people switch like dictators or countries or little empires switch dictators that doesn't stop the work I mean unless everyone just dies, which it didn't look like that happened. I don't know. It's just Watching it just irritates me because I'm like I see all the money that you guys spent and it's just You could have done so much with so less and Robert Rodriguez should know better I mean he it goes on talks and says that oh every director should start off with a very limited budget So that way you can you know push that to its very max so that way you know how to work with things And like he knows that John knows that Dave knows that so why the hell are we getting this? Shit also with all these Star Wars experts. Why the hell are we getting this shit? It doesn't like when you could make something so fantastic, why would you make this shit? It just it doesn't make any sense There is a sense of complacency in terms of making these shows. Yeah, they'll fucking watch it. It's Boba Fett. They'll watch it. Yeah They'll watch it. Yeah and and also like when in that interview we're talking about how like John Faber who's the showrunner executive producer is like apparently not even there part of the time Like he's off somewhere else working on something else Just makes you wonder like how much did they give a shit about this particular project, which is specifically said John's line was Record it all the dialogue. We'll we'll get rid of it later if we want it was just like that's his that's his input Just do my script. We'll figure it out later Yeah Feels like not a particularly great way to make a show Well, I mean John Faber used to be really good at what he did I mean if you read any of Robert McKee's book, he always brings up You know stuff that John Favreau has done and it's like dude you have this talent in you You have all of the resources all of the money and this is the shit you're doing like I know you're smarter than this so it just I think that honestly frustrates me more than watching it because I've kind of just stopped caring At this point because I'm like there's nothing they can possibly make that will ever come close to the original trilogy So I've learned to not get my hopes up for things But I mean a college student could probably put together a better Show than this. So why the hell are these professionals making something so mediocre? It just it irritates me and why are the sand people wearing black? You're in the middle of the fucking desert Why the fuck are you wearing black? Also? It's like, okay, they're not supposed to be able to see you for miles around That's why they're able to sneak up on everyone and you know kill them So why the fuck are you wearing black and why are you dressed like Revan? It just it looks cool. It doesn't No, it doesn't look right actually it looks really fucking hot It looks stupid And then they all died and I'm like That wouldn't be able to happen. I was like, you know what? And maybe if you weren't wearing black if you weren't wearing black They wouldn't have fucking seen you and you wouldn't die dumbasses. Where are you getting the die for your little material? I don't get it. It just It's just frustrating and I've only seen the three episodes Well, you saw you saw the one that pissed everyone off The episode three is the one that the internet hated because of the The speed bike one That's the one Yeah They looked well, that's the thing with disney stars. Everything is so clean Like I could be a little bit forgiving if maybe the color was faded There was some sand on it, you know anakin says it gets everywhere if there was scrapes on it They've been shot up. But no everything is brand spanking new even their clothes is brand spanking new Finnick when she's fighting the assassins. There's not even a rip. There's no dirt I'm like if you're running around in a desert in a city and there's sand storms you're fighting bad guys You have no kind of dust on you of any kind. You have no blaster residue on you like What the fuck is it honestly just looks like it's people at disneyland Because you're in a big a big metropolis city, right? There's got to be a lot of people doing trading and stuff So why is it a giant walkway with nobody in it? How come they're not having to swerve around people? Heck the speeder scene in the fucking return of the jedi looked better with them going through the trees Why didn't they do something like that? And like just focus on their facial expressions as they're trying to dodge people But no, it's a giant empty walkway just like disneyland. It's frustrating. It's aren't even paved Do you think they'd get around to that eventually? I don't see why he's back. Why didn't you think the speed of lady was bad? Yeah, did you not see when she when she made it crash? Oh, you mean the bernette And then she like spun her scooter and like skidded and then she looked at the camera She was just like cruella. She was very cool. Oh my god. I think that was it. That's what it was Yeah There is no disney's one prick But they can't afford water. Yeah, they're all very poor. You can tell from the way that they look They're unemployed and poor. That's right I don't have any money Storytelling communication, I guess whereas here it's like you're riding on very bright saturated bikes in the middle of a shithole desert city It's just they all have fancy schmancy like implants and stuff like that. Like we had the fake arm He had the fake foot I don't I want to know what the purpose of a robot arm is if you kept your human hand Do you understand how elated he was that he was finally able to use that after all of these years He was so happy And the only reason that we have the cyberpunk people is hey, that's how fetic got her robot gut And cyberpunk people gave it to her Okay. Well, also why when he gets attacked by bk, why was nobody fucking guarding him? How did the wookie just get through the entire fucking castle find his room and wake him up? There was nobody guarding his room. Why is he impacted every fucking day? What the reason that he was able to get in is because the security he hired was four random people off the street that one time I don't They're probably not very good And the gemorians are probably they probably don't have very good vision Like they have to stick around corners You know and kind of feel their way around and even if they do get to you I mean, it's fine. They've got these little sharpen pieces of metal, you know What happened to the ones in episode four who at least they had like the long sticky things with the Like they had little bitty partisan sort of looking weapons Those were better than the little sharp tiny swords that they had in episode One or two or whatever it was. That's at least an improvement. What happened to those? Yeah, maybe they went to the same place all the guns in this universe went Just away memory hole the tuskens are more well armed than Jabba's palace guards It's depressing But also when the twins, you know say, okay, you guys can have his life and stuff and he lets him go I'm like He owes you a blood debt He should stay with him like the whole time and just be basically his indentured servant because he owes him that debt Because he spared his life. I'm like Boba says like oh, don't what it's you know, it sucks to work for people who don't care about you And then It doesn't matter. That's not the wookie way. Like did you not watch fucking star wars? You guys keep ripping off co-tour. That's a big fucking plot point when you go to Kashyyyk I don't know. This this wookie seems like he's not now like he's sort of doing his own thing and he's a ruffian Yeah, it probably does right like not all wookies are the same surely Well, they all go by you know, they're their ways in that That's there's got to be some who don't and this this we might he seems like he'd fit the bill of someone who's kind of doing his own thing I do like how Boba Fett isn't Boba Fett as well. Like Harry's just a totally different person We expedite that character development as quickly as possible They pay he fell in the silent they stayed it. Yeah, he did fall in the start like totally different person That's all 80 IQ points off of it. He's you know, he got taken in he was rescued by the Tuscans And which I assume was that's one we're not long after What's what's the time difference between him falling in and getting out? It couldn't have been but A couple days, right? I think several decades. That's why he changed so much What it feels like He didn't get a sunburn if he's stuck inside the sarlacc and then he's running around Had to mean he's super pale. I'm like, dude You'd be fried to a crisp at this point Especially with your bald head like in the sun just burning Like come on they're gonna say because he keeps taking the helmet off and I was like, yep Yeah, he does Helmets off can't leave the helmet on that'd be this is helmet have like a little fan on the inside that blows something like a mass The big furry helmets that mascots wear a lot of the time they have a fan inside so the people in You know wearing those things don't die Wearing anything when he was uh on his head at least until he got that cloak when he was with the sand people Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yes, and he managed to live. It was impressive And then he he described that experience as they took me in As one of their They taught me how to be strong He wasn't strong before he was a weak loser But now the tuskens made him strong that of course worked very well for the tuskens They taught me how to be strong as well wiped out by a hand full of bikers maker gang Who probably just didn't want to win they're just like hey y'all want to go wipe out some tuskens do You know do a little bit of community service and like yeah, sure. Let's do it And so they went off and did their thing and I don't think he never found out what the motive for the bikers was What if no all the bikers children? And enslaved and beaten yeah, yeah And and I was surprised that the the the revenge scene happened so fast I thought it would have been a whole thing But it was just a short little scene where he flies and he blows them up I assume he knows that those are the ones who did it. He just sort of finds them in the desert And then he just Maybe yeah, and it's a planet size desert. This is how like pitbirds away said I could see them saying that at some point Looking what the tuskens made him strong. All right, yeah Tuskens who enslaved him as we hung out and strong as with all things There are fans of this show and they have been arguing mainly against jay out of everybody I know because I'm bothered I um I did put out a tweet shitting on the show and I have had So many quote tweets that I fucking muted it where people were like don't you did you not pay any attention? Did you not see him fall into the sarlacc pit and I'm just sitting there like what the hell is the rest of the explanation? Yeah You follow to a sarlacc that you stop caring about money. I mean, it's just it's a I mean, come on I'm just accepting the explanation that you're accepting what the show wants you to think rather than like looking at the scenes that are happening in the story And coming to the most reasonable conclusion as to what the character should be doing The show wants you to think that he's being changed. I am not convinced of that change I'm not either. They don't do any work. I don't know how long they worked. They slaved him. Who knows how long that Pop portion lasted Yeah, so yeah for all we know that could have been a day or it could have been, you know, several months I don't know But he got de-slaved because he killed the big match amp. But for some reason What does that event say about a pit like what what happens to them after doing that? It's like, I don't I don't know It's like well, you they don't care about money anymore, right? You're like What what does that have to do with money? So for years? That means that for years he never wanted to leave being with the Tuskens either way He want that's where he wanted to be and he stayed there instead of You would assume that he has a lot of business to attend to he has like a house In a collection of things that he attend to he keeps because I think that he keeps saying is like Oh, I'm sick of working for people who are going to get me killed and it's real awkward because Boba Fett killed himself through his incompetence And the Tuskens have come closer than anybody to putting him in serious danger Yeah, they need to kill themselves They took that whole plot line too from the EU There's a character and he was part of the Jedi and he gets sick of everything So he he goes to touch doing and he ends up living with the the Tusken Raiders It's really weird that they would staple stuff like that on to just anybody When they need a story because it's like it won't match everybody I people love it I've seen people on twitter being like so cool that Boba Fett's calling out Vader and the emperor and Java and it's like Have you did you watch the films? It's not their fault that he got fucking thrown into the Sarlacc No, he He was incompetent and he can't accept that he screwed up. So now he's blaming everybody but himself I would argue projecting his failures and other people Excuse him his transaction with the empire. It's pretty pretty slick. He probably got a lot of money for a job That wasn't too difficult We even go more fundamental near-death experience Boba's surely had many of those And you would think that that would be something maybe interesting to explore that he is so like Near-death experiences don't really do anything to him anymore. Like he's just he's kind of numb to it He's very aware of death looming over him constantly because of his occupation. Maybe that's a story we can tell rather than Nah, I'm done I don't know why you're done. It doesn't seem like you were done. It didn't seem like you were done in Jabba's palace Yeah, they're doing the exact same thing that they did with the Mandalorian where they just sort of Gotta make them a good guy. This is how you this is how you erase and so you're this thing And you don't see the effects of that as they would realistically be Um, there's just this assertion that characters are the way they are without any work or effort put into You know explaining that or showing us, you know what the implications would be They just say it and people say, okay. Yeah, sure. I'll accept this We don't want bad guys either and you know, like we don't want shows about anti heroes or anything like that They're always good guys Yeah, we can't even have a ship called slave horn and think even the rank was not bad. You're right The rank was mostly complex now See I think of the contract with with Vader as well It's like you open call for several bountyers or he got them specifically he comes over and he arrives and they're like right We needed to hunt down Han Solo gets into his ship and knows the last location was in the asteroid field near them as a theory That Han considering he was right next to the ship and has now disappeared may very well be attached to it or something And he's gonna and smarter than all the other bounty hunters Uh runs with that theory and is correct Um gets ahead of them court tells the empire where they're heading Walks in the room with his gun Walks around for a bit Then walks the the the frozen and carbonite Han Solo onto his ship And I imagine that the anything the empire Odin was already paid at that point because he's completed the task of getting Vader Luke um And then he goes to Jabba's but like how exactly would you be bitter about Vader at that point? I don't know why you would be I just don't understand and he's like Because it's like oh, they don't care about my well-being. It's like I'm sure that they do but for probably they want you to succeed Like maybe they don't care about you as an individual But I don't even know if that's necessarily true Maybe you you'd want to keep a really good bounty hunter alive and well I just I assumed that's why he was at Jabba's palace. Jabba's like the thoughts Keep your ass And it's just the standard thing. Why are you doing this then like if that's it? If that's a feeling that you have a significant feeling that you have constantly of like they don't care about my well-being I'm gonna die. Why would you not have quit a long time ago? Something we've mentioned on as the chat is highlighted as well as like apparently bin fortuna betrayed him How so? When was that I remember that I feel like the only person who betrayed anybody was Boba Fett when he went back to Jabba's palace and killed them all to steal his Ship instead of just asking for it. Absolutely crazy. I always needed that because I might not like the answer It's like wow So you're just gonna kill these people because you don't and you're meant to be a good guy apparently Just imagine the next day. It's like Who took the ships like oh, it's Boba. Why? All the people killed 20 of our guys he ruined our hangar bay. What the fuck who? Boba Fett's alive They go to the vaults and they're like Boba Fett's pay is still here. He hasn't collected it because we've been saving Yeah, and we dare not take it So Imagine yourself in bib fortuna's place, right? You're you're sitting on the phone You're I guess you've made it and the huts don't care about you or whatever um and all of a sudden after all this time Boba Fett shows up And that's so amazing for you if you're bib because man, could you Put him to work right now imagine all the people that you might need to kill or capture And you know all the thorns in your side You might need removed and that is the perfect one to do and you even have a starship here that he could use You can lend him a you know the you just give him the equipment he needs, you know a gun dare you Just some some basic arm or whatever if anyone wears that in this fucking universe Um, and you can give that to him and say all right, Boba. I'm so happy you're back here's your stuff I got all these jobs for you and I'm pay you to do it You're robin a little bit there, but I'm mostly honest what you said um The the other thing I was going to say as well is that we could have had that scene where he goes in with justice stick And he walks up with his little cloak and he's like bib help me out and the conversation at first You could really make a really awesome dialogue scene where the the balance of power Is in favor of Boba until it over time as they talk about more shifts in favor of bib And then bib points out like you know You're not quite as scary without your rocket without your flamethrower without your pistol without your armor And then he's like give me back my ship and he's like we found a lot of uses for that ship I think you know what you should feel lucky that you're alive And then like you know gods could start getting closer and he could be like maybe Maybe you should just leave And you know Boba could look around and be like i'm not leaving without my ship And then he can get like punched or kicked and thrown out And then we can do the stuff that they ended up doing instead of him just being like I'll kill him just in case because I think they might not let me take my ship Oh my god, Boba used to work for these people used to work with them I don't get it It's a really good show. Uh, well It's fantastic. I guess let's just say uh cap actually When you saw the episode I was gonna say it's been spoiled by a couple people now, but um You're the first person I saw it with the the the set. Do you want to um if you can post that again? I'll put it on the screen for people. Oh, yeah Just a second. Let me pull it up. You could explain it Well, yeah, it's from what I can tell it's the scene just after the um the biker is another biker the the Moped guy who works for Boba with the eye thing. He's spotted the uh The pike syndicate coming in and he's on his way back to a I don't know like the equivalent of a telephone and um I guess the camera pans around a shot. He's coming in and uh Well, we we we end up seeing something that we definitely aren't supposed to see and I think The things if this were a really good show and people spotted this I think that a lot a lot of people out there would just be like, oh Well, that's a mistake, you know But when the show has been this bad it almost seems like it's just it lines right in it's like an of course um Turns out tata wings made of wood Yeah, completely made out of wood Um, it's pretty awkward It's like some people like stop it. It's the wall of the set. Yeah Oh, I don't know if there's anything else to say about that It's just like that's just the reality So you might be wondering how they really care How does that happen? Well the people designing the sets were probably Probably asked. Hey, are we gonna see these from above and they go Oh, no, and then on the day the director was like, you know, it'd be great if we had this overhead shot And then no one thought about it and no one noticed And this shot stayed in the final edit even though it doesn't actually show you anything important And that's there it is Well, as with the starbucks cup, we might see them Uh chop it out or uh, you know, put a roof on it digitally You reckon it's more likely That's a that's a job that you could have in tattooing and moss wherever you are you could uh people to roofers Yeah, exactly like no just just we need people to roof things apparently. There's no roofs on our buildings They're just open at the top. Yep And all the wood that we've been getting I guess it's the same place they get the wood from for uh for burning all those fires You know all those big logs that they're constantly burning, you know on tattoo on on tattooing Where all those big trees are I just use those to build, you know, the lumber yards of tattooing and build some houses It's all good. You think it'd be, you know bricks, you know, uh sandstone bricks and clay fired stuff. That's fine. Don't worry. It's fine That's fine. Yeah, uh We go on another episode just coming on wednesday and then there'll only be two left after that until then There are a lot of people Very much enjoy also rags with with how unreliable your incident is. I have no idea how watchtaker is going to work for you Um, well my download seems to be fine. Yeah, bizarrely my download is a okay I can get everything just fine, but you're uploading it randomly Yeah, randomly. It just decides upload. We don't do that here randomly. It decides that you're located on the moon Yeah, it's like you're basically you're uploading to the the lunar lander with 1960s technology. That was pretty good Still isn't it for that? I don't know Move to singapore as if we haven't already gone to singapore. My goodness Yeah, it it's it is it does seem to be an internet issue for me I didn't think it was at first because generally when the internet you have issues. It's all of your internet It's not just specifically your upload. That's why i'm getting everything like normal, but Why my voice and everything and what i'm sending out is So we'll see i've already scheduled someone to come by and look at it when I when I called Of the company the they they instantly said yeah, we're gonna have to send someone for the outside of the building to take a look at it we can uh Luckily they'll be able to come out tomorrow and take a look so fingers crossed that that gets taken care of But it is spotty. You've been sounded pretty good. Hopefully it holds up a minute or so, so yeah Yeah, it's it's been holding up. Uh, so we'll see how it's been touching go I didn't have this problem early this morning And I didn't have this problem. I had it a little bit last night, but most of last night. I was a okay So, I don't know. I don't know what's going on But um, I do need to Yeah, provided a wash together link for everybody to jump in we've got four so far. So we're still missing three Let me I'll be right there. Oh my goodness. I'm so excited riveting this uh video I was I saw it sent in the discord And it was it was the title was very much um This very gripping. Let's just put it that way Uh Why boba fett's leadership style is actually brilliant Oh Wow Oh, no Is this what is this is this like a renegade cut or who who's the clown who made this? Generation tech who we have covered once before when I think they would they did a video covering the floors Of the starship troopers Inflate mobile infantry. I think that was what they did. Oh, that was the sargon in arch episode, right? It was we haven't seen generation tech in a long time But yeah, they gotta get some theories on that um All right, we it says we got six people in is that every That's everyone. Oh, it is everyone. Okay. Good three four five six. Let's give it a test see if this is working for everybody I see it. Can you see that everybody? Oh my god. Yep They did the same thing. This might be the exact same shirt Because remember last time I distinctly remember that Last time he wore this v-neck But the front was even further weighted down by the mic and so it looked awful and it was clearly quite dirty You know, I'm wondering if this is at return of the exact same shirt In fact in the edit put them side by side right here. Wow. I can't believe I was correct. What an edit Yeah, yeah, you know when they have the editor come in and do all this stuff Yeah, so now that everyone's seen that it is indeed the same shirt We all saw it. Um, you can carry it right on. I'm curious what his tattoo says though Maybe we'll find out He has a tattoo. It's an interesting way to wear a hat too Really because it's really really far back and upwards and he has the hair in between. I yeah, yeah He looks like a homeless person Keep the two pay in place. That's just your average californian rags. What do you mean? That is that is one we do not look like that. Let me clarify that we do not look like that One of my big pet Well, my owner's pet peeves, of course because I am a dog But he tells me that one of his big pet peeves because he is a Long hair having hat wearer type and one of his big pet peeves is when there's hair in between Like the hat in his forehead if like strands or something get down underneath the brim And are kind of just sort of smushed under there. He says he can't stand it Wow, but I guess for some people it's like a style now Keep the two pay in place. It's an interesting looking person. Just an interesting looking guy Find out about his interesting opinion. Shall we What's wait? What is his uh, what's that on the left? That's snowboard. What does it say? Yeah Tara Zebra Zebra. Oh, yeah, that's the best guess. I don't think that's a b I think it's e r r a yeah, so it could be terra, which is of course latin for land um Everyone knows that Maybe it's Yeah, maybe I grew up. Maybe it's maybe he's a dinosaur enthusiast and it's terra like p t E r r is there only one r in terra like a terra dactyl This has been fun. Hmm My name is alan and we're finally a few episodes into the bubble of fets And i'm finally starting to figure out who exactly this guy is. This is a wise Hey, boba fat Well, I mean in the same way we too are discovering who this brand new character is slowly who stole boba fat's armor And looks like one of the clothes. Yeah, it's definitely not boba and is about twice the size, but yeah, it's fine These are an older version of the bounty hunter. We were all introduced to in the original trilogy Gone are the impulsive behaviors the emotions impulsive behaviors and emotions Emotion what he was an emotional emotional Bob in what universe He was a child Is it like this is alan's this guy this guy's name is alan, right? I don't think that the book of boba fat wants us to believe that boba fat has less emotions now I don't think that's what they want. It's the opposite I am And even in the little baby boba fat Maybe but even then that's not where we last left off Because you know if you're a kid and you're like, yeah, you get him dad and then You know decades go by we see him as an adult Not at all emotional I i'm curious what What would he be referring to as boba fat being emotional? I mean like in the ot right well, I guess it's so baffling to have referred to anything in the ot that way That maybe he is referring to the clone war show I don't know because like I think everyone here is just like there's nothing I can think of in the ot that says Oh, look how emotional boba fat is And I think even then Someone had mentioned before it maybe the clone war stuff blah blah blah, but that's before we see him in the ot So that's not the last we see of him Yeah, you'd have to say that the last we know of him is is episode six and uh Yeah episode five and six put together is like you paints are very specific A lot of people like to say you don't get much of anything and therefore he's pliable as a character It's like not true. Yeah, I said I uh, I heard someone was telling me that uh just yesterday when we were talking about it that We didn't he was saying we don't know anything about boba pets character We have absolutely no room to use anything and I'm like man You need to rewatch it you really need to rewatch it because we do Really we really do learn stuff about his character You can say a lot and not a lot of time the little things add up and he's he has lines of dialogue He speaks and he is spoken to things are expected of him Well, and this is the classic shit of his job He'll tell you stuff about him his actions and fight scenes will tell you stuff about him How he holds himself where he sits how people see it what they see of him and what they think of him It's like It's all important It's not just whether or not he announces I care about tusken raiders. It's like oh Okay, the raiders love madder though To him. She said how dare you How dare you Young men things that can really get you into trouble But what fed is now in his 40s and it looks like he got a lot more wear and tear than jango did who was also in his 40s No, that's just because he's 60 Like no shit it It is weird that he's like easily twice the size of what he was in return of the jot I bet it was like, okay Okay Thing that I could think of that could answer that is if this actually isn't boba fet It's actually one of the clones because boba was the only one that didn't have like the advanced aging. He was supposed to be normal so That's the only thing that I could be thinking is like maybe that's why he's so out of characters because at the end They're gonna reveal it's not actually boba fet jango just made multiple clones of boba just in case You know, that's why this one is older at the end of the show I'm the real son. No, I'm the real son. No, I'm the real son and that they start a family It's just funny that you're looking for a solution that would eventually just have us all say like, why did they do that? I know Why did they spend a whole season doing that? Well, when something's stupid, I try to make excuses in my mind for how this could possibly be happening And so that was mine. This is why it's not boba fet. It's a different clone. You know a friendly clone The one that read up about tusken rights Now boba fet sleeps in a back-to-tank and carries around a tusking walking stick for support and he kind of looks like he's more It's not for support. Yeah, he doesn't need it to walk. Not for walking. I don't think it's a walking stick It's a it's a gaffy stick meant as a weapon, right? Not as a They shouldn't like tie rocks to him or something I'm very confused as to why he said he needs it for support. Does he mean emotional? I think he is reading a script and somebody else will watch this and put it together for him Oh, there's a lot of that actually When did he ever use it as a walking stick? um So anyway I know right Which by the way, there would have been reason to do that in his initial time with the tusken racing So fucking beat the shit out of him, but you never did because yeah, that was never real legs injured by the beatings I love he was enslaved by them how he is like He's batten for him here in this scene as he wears the outfit that's been damaged by all of the shit They did to him like it's so it's so jarring. It's so bad Yeah, and as someone in chat points out he carries the stick on his back It's the opposite of a walking he supports it. I know he supports the stick The stick he is the stick support human Yeah, you're probably right someone who likes stumbles passingly wrote this and then they had that guy read it all out So he's gonna just not have any clue if this is right or not Support well, there's no passion behind anything that he's saying if he's like, yeah This is the best book a boba fed boba feds change his emotions But he's like book a boba fed and now he has more emotions Is so amazing he has a stick that he uses to support and no he has less emotions emotional But now he is different and thank you He's he literally he's like he's grown up now. It's like Fuck off. Yeah. He's not the moody teenager. We saw Like it's one of those channels that just makes videos about what's popular And they have somebody just do a quick little support and they do it all nice and fancy So people watch it like how many views does this video have? Maybe he's um, maybe this was in like an ai generated script The ai views Only 36k. Yeah um Well, I Is this one of those big channels with a lot of subs that just sort of kind of petered out over time That's a great question. They're probably the kind of channel that randomly has one kick off But nobody's passionate about them as a channel, you know I could take a look. They're not even passionate about themselves Yeah, this looks like generation tech has 600 and this video has a hundred and seven thousand views and generation tech has 667,000 subs So, I mean, I guess my god, one of the most popular videos in the last month is why does boba fett sleep in a back to tank? It's like the show answers this hillan Yeah, it's just to how how are you that's got 227 k views. Why do people need to know the answers of that? Well, I actually missed that so what is the answer to that? Why does he constantly have to sleep in one? What what happened to him in the Untatouan that he needs to go over and over and over and over and over again He should have been in it and stayed in it until it was done They want to think he got damage from the sand like when he if you remember what he got his armor taken off him And they find him at first He's got like loads of scars all over him And he's like, ah, and then I think when he meets fennec She's like you need a back to tank because of different shit that he's had done to him and they imply It's like he's literally healing a health bar and that it's at the end of episode four or rather the middle of episode four The I think she says like now all your scars are on the inside or something like that like implying that All of your videos are on top of that entire time until he gets completely no no and wrong He has to go in there periodically to have flashbacks to deliver. That's not how it works Oh my god, don't these people work for lucas film? The last one two three four five six Seven eight like all their stuff is like boba fat stuff or it's or star wars stuff So it's just Some people saying I guess so salax acid the thing is it wouldn't have eaten through his helmet Um on his face and head were covered in loads of crazy scars when the tuskens found him Yeah, I think we're supposed to think the sandstorm like ripped into his head. I don't really know It's how did he not get a sunburn? That's my he's got acid burns He's got all that where the fuck is the sunburn come on. He didn't have any sunblock Well, he was all give me a break you think that and then he's dragged across the desert for what seems like hours It's insane. Yeah The back I would like to draw attention To something. I think this is interesting. Oh, yeah. So, um, I was I was kind of looking through their recent videos and two weeks ago Um, they made a video called why boba fett's peaceful approach to crime will eventually fail but um today Doesn't that contradict exactly what this video is that video is probably them saying His nice approach is gonna people are gonna take advantage of it or something like well, even then you'd have to argue that Yeah, okay. I'm confused now. How could it be? How could it be a brilliant? It's just a mic zero type of channel. Is that what this is? I don't know just like star wars I've heard him of him, but I don't know even I get the impression with this that it's like You make the video that covers both topics so that you can capture both Both perspectives the people that have both perspectives and click and be like, yeah, I agree with that Without I guess being definitive on what you actually think maybe Maybe you think that this would be an a video where it's like well fet has a couple options He could go super ruthless or he could be more on the more on the super reasonable side Here are the pros and cons to both which one do you think he'll do? We'll do this and that here's what happens if he does this way Here's what happens if he does that way, you know what we had that sort of thing So the more recent video of them realizing the last video was wrong. Do you have an epiphany? Uchi uchi the last video that they did The last video that we had is everyone fucking shut up. It's uchi That's the last video they did it has d'arth uchi in it. It's true. Oh my god. It's been so long since I've seen d'arth uchi Oh my goodness, it's been so long since we've seen uchi But yeah, whether it all I guess they changed their minds. We'll uh, We'll just have a listen to whatever they thought this time because And he kind of looks like he's more in his 60s than he does in his 40s. And so now What the hell He probably looks a little bit worn after the sarlacc pit in the desert and the beatings when he was enslaved You know, it adds a few years to your shell. I mean I don't have to rely on that far more than he did before Individual wait. Sorry. Did he say you'd have to rely on his armor more than he did before because that's pretty funny Brain, I don't know you would think oh his brain. He's gonna rely on his brain Is he I mean maybe it depends on what he doesn't he has access to So I mean, especially if you're a crime lord, I maybe you can have other people do stuff for you Oh the book of babu frek, that would be pretty interesting. Oh, I would watch that Hey They're relying on that far more than he did before Individuals like bubba fat who have seen a lot of chaos He has a bubba fat in his life can turn out in two different ways One, they can become extremely defensive and only care for themselves They can begin to nurture and grow everything around them to create What? How based on on what information have you made this outlandish claim? It's a very strong claim about how human beings One of two ways You and it's the extremes. Yeah, do you hear these two ways? It's like what was like you become ruthless So you do you try and make everything grow around you? What? You're probably just like in the middle Like let's let's bring it. Okay. Let's talk about hitler All right. Here we go. Oh, here we are hitler was hitler was a very bad man who did some very questionable things, right? but Hitler even that he liked animals and either certainly people he cared about and he wanted everyone to get checked for scoliosis And he was keen on the autobahn You know, it's not just like you go purely one way or the other people are a mixed bag Well, of course in hitler's case the bad things were very very bad and they kind of overshadow a lot of the other stuff because He was also a very bad man Yeah, people it's not just oh you go entirely one way or entirely the other I don't even know if those people like exist for the most part Well, I just everyone's just like a mix those two options are possible But I don't know why we've said that they're the only two options Yeah, I don't really understand through line of you with all the experiences he's had as a bounty hunter Of course, he eventually decided he wants everything around him to grow you look What? I guess you're trying to say like he had an epiphany about how much death and destruction sucks. Is that what is that what they're saying? Maybe a weird choice of fucking profession if you want everything around you to be prosperous I want to be a crime lord. It's like uh, yeah, you know, there's gonna be victims Well, he said he says he's crying me crime lord, but he isn't really Yeah, I just I like the idea that he's stealing from someone or killing people or whatever And he's just like those guys they can prosper later or maybe in heaven It's weird Because boba fett just walks up and he just fucking pops Big fortune and kills him on the spot, but I can't imagine that boba fett doing that in this show Boba fett has been extremely restrained with his use of violence to a ridiculous degree in his show Idiotic, but the lead up to the show was he just killed bib on the spot? That's kind of weird. That seems pretty contradictory. Well, you forgot More tune on the spot, but not the people that enslaved him as he said bib fortune and betrayed him I That's what we're told a lot of people seem to say. Well, I don't remember that happening. Well, he told us it did So There you go Yeah, I don't I don't story. Yeah, I mean All of the years of boba fett doing the jobs that he did you'd expect him to be really like tactical in his approach to how he Takes over this crime business not purely evil or purely benevolent, you know We don't really know anything about him. So I guess who cares? I can picture Bib fortune it doesn't even I know he grew up around water That's true Did you guys notice though that the most amazing thing in the show is that he was able to spend more time Training the tusken raiders than anyone spent training ray Who did he who trained who more did caradun? Train the villagers and mando with their sharpened sticks. Did she train them more than boba trained the tuskens? Well, the trust tuskens trained him Oh, I mean like with maybe with the speeders, right? I guess yeah Because boba had to teach them how to use speeders She had to teach which by the way was Was an entire like whole plot aspect of the stand Stephen kings the stand When they're making their way across the country there's they have to learn how to use motorcycles and they spend time getting used to them And they spend days practicing how to ride motorcycles So they don't hurt themselves and fall down and get you know injured and stuff But here it's it just seems like I could have been taking that that would have been a whole year. You don't know It could have been we have no idea you're right I have no clue what the timeline is in this show at all the show I can barely tell we're showing him how to make a stick than them learning how to ride speeders So well the stick bow was very important. I was very happy. They did that because I've just I needed I needed that It was culture cringe Hear that again, shall we can turn out in two different ways? One they can become extremely defensive and only care for themselves or two They can begin to nurture and grow everything around them to create happiness safety and security for all Create happiness safety and security for all like what a benevolent great writer When I think of the two things that a crime lord can be uh, one of them is definitely nurturing That's option two That seems to be leaning towards the ladder He's approaching everyone enemies or friends with open arms No, he is not. I mean, I mean it's it's it's even like worse the biker gang were evil though. Everyone else is nice Are they don't put you to betray them friggy gosh keep up What if someone framed the biker gang Or someone framed bid bid literally like That he shot him And then He wanted to get all of his killing out of the way out of a system So that he could rule with generosity and kindness and benevolence to all of his His new subjects and all of his people they're like, all right guys Oh, it's like hey mauler mauler. It's it's like in that show we watched fargo At the end, uh, what's the black guy's name? Uh I forget his name. I'm not gonna remember probably no He's awesome character. I really like him Um, and yeah at the end when he's saying, you know when there was a new king He'd do something that was really really cruel and really really kind to show everybody that he was capable of both You know, maybe it's something like that. Oh, yeah, but if it is he stumbled upon it accidentally And it has no rhyme or reason to it I picture they cut a little line because he would have told fennec He's doing everything with respect and kindness then she saw him kill bib and she was like what the fuck and he just went Now from now I'm starting. I wasn't I wasn't ready now. I'm ready Serious question. What how is the biker gang more evil than the tuskin raiders? No idea Lorne malbo or No, Lorne Malbo is the main character in season one Yes, uh, I know you're talking about I You know, I'll go find out his name for you Mike milligan, I think was this oh, that's probably it actually that sounds familiar Yeah, he's cool. Fago season one recommend season two Yeah season three no We watched one and We watched one and two which ones did we we watched one and two? Yeah They're both worth a watch some fun characters. I really liked uh dawg. Yeah, he was fun. Remember him rags I do. Yeah, he's a he's a he's a weird I do remember who ends up getting captured by fucking kirsten dunst and she she feeds him beans It's a great You know what I realized this is this is a little bit like wonder woman In that if he was captured and enslaved by the biker gang, he probably would have killed all the tuskin raiders The same way that wonder woman if a if a german soldier washed up on the beach She would have just been on the side of the Germans Uh, the the bikers were picked up boba enslaved him just like the tuskens and then he killed the machamp And then the bikers were like man, you could probably ride a bike really well, and then he does He's like, yeah, I'm so on really good at it He teaches them how to use sticks Guys you gotta hit people with sticks. That's great It really does go against the advice of his closest advisors assassin fennec shand and his torture droid What makes her qualified to be an advisor? I'm Experience I get I mean it's funny because she has better ideas than he does She does But I almost wonder if there's just an ad there's an element of like common sense. Let's be honest, right? Why is she an advisor? He has no friends The dude the gamora and gods are a step away from becoming his new advisors They're like, yeah, they were a little bit They like do the thinking faces several times like boba, I I've considered your options here I think you need to you know go to the oil refinery or the the water plants. You gotta you gotta do this that Knock out the the pike syndicate. He's just like looking at the pig people like wow I used to I think this this empire could have been stronger if I was making different decisions The fucking slave driver droid has way better ideas than boba does too. He's just completely useless But no his leadership is actually brilliant Actually They both want him to mercilessly kill his enemies to send an example just like the hud stick All some criminals might see boba fets I mean honestly, it worked really well for the huts until like the jedi got involved. I mean what happened to To be fair what happened to boba what happened to boba hut? I'm just a boba hut whatever happened to java the hut in that movie was fucking nonsense And I don't blame him for any of those shenanigans I mean, yeah, he should have just fucking popped him in the face a lot of solutions By the way, if you're if you're an evil villain and you're looking on cool villain tips for me fap Just shoot them and be done with it Don't try and do these elaborate Things where we don't know you made me consider something that I've never thought of before You know how the opening of of return of the jedi there's loads of confusing crap that happens in terms of what everyone's up to And where everyone's going what everyone's plans are Java the hut's probably the only person who does everything fairly and fine like Every choice he makes is probably fine um Yeah, if I don't If he should have just killed him, but I guess from his perspective he wanted to make a show of it Yeah, I can see that which isn't like unreasonable um But yeah, he's kind of he's okay. It's just the fact that there's a jedi And inexplicably everything just goes haywire and nothing makes sense because the whole first act of return of the jedi is just nonsense and stupid I wonder like from his pov right you get the droids in and then luke's offer and you're like I'll just keep the droids off my ass off and then it's like, okay now bounty hunter with chewy It's like, okay pay hit wait. She's laia. Oh, that's that's odd tire off. I guess okay, and then luke's like, okay And then they brought us the wookiee too. All right, and luke comes in like let me clear this up I want you to give me all of those people back and job is like What no like what how many of you are there? It's like a clown car And then he captures them all puts them at the salon It's like yeah, like job is probably having a fun day right up until he got strangled by a sex life as is Typically the day going wrong. Yeah, I guess none of his guards were around to stop that Well, they're freaking out because the lights roll fucking up and stuff. I don't know Oh my goodness gracious. Yeah, it's it's not really boba Fett's fault So he kind of was yeah boba fat or god damn it Jabba the hut because job of the hut and boba fat hut and fat keep keep Getting to my brain and they're mixing around in there um Jabba the hut A okay ding seal of approval. He is all right. It wasn't his fault. What happened and can I just say he was Undone by a top notch puppetry. Just just beautiful Yeah Never had trouble believing he was a big slug man I never had any trouble with it either my especially my young child brain bought it 100 percent Even now Better than the CGI the fucking updated version with the creepy CGI monsters that sing I remember even as a kid. I was like the fuck is that? yeah Especially when he screams at the camera and like his his little flam goes everywhere and I'm like, what do you ah? Say it. Don't spray it I know look at george, but this is civilization george. Why are you just like is it funny? I guess because it's great. He's yelling at the camera. You guys like songs, right? This is just like the star wars holiday special. You guys like songs, right? You guys like music Jabba got david caradine He did he went out he's very similar except it didn't they both went out in style enjoyed it a lot more than job I Was he david david caradine to be fair do you know that to be fair david caradine listen listen I can david caradine wishes that he could have been strangled to death by leah. All right if he could do it over So anyway, we'll return to the video now Hindness and passive behavior is a sign of weakness. I believe what bubba fet is doing here is actually showing the ultimate He keeps saying bubba bubba fet bubba fet bubba fet he keeps saying bubba fet He has a strange accent Bubba fet oh my gosh. I'm getting caught Oh By ranks there is a sign of weakness. I believe what bubba fet is doing here is actually showing the ultimate strike He does not fear others and therefore feels no need to preemptively strike out like a little bit A preemptive strike is a bitch move apparently He feels no need to be a little bitch Okay, oh my god watch. He probably did a review of like cobra kai And then it was like, oh, yeah, johnny is the best even though they're like strike first But in this deposition it would be he's a little bit such bold sweeping claims all the time Like the whole good news everyone So all right What you go ahead No, it sounds like what you have to say is a lot more important Is it oh, it might be I guess we'll find out what well, okay Here's what we'll do I'll say my thing and then you say your thing and then we can all decide on my vote Which is the superior thing that would have been said. Yeah, we can we can have a vote We'll put this because my allegiance is to the republic to democracy so I got a call back from the internet people and they said yeah, there was an issue in your area That was causing some problems, but it looks like we've taken care of it. You might not even need your appointment in fact Uh, so it should be I'll take and tell them that's unacceptable Okay Um, oh, yeah, I'll do that when they show I'll have them show up just in case But yeah, they generally if I have an issue and I tell them to refund me for the day they will so, um Yeah, all right, fringy your thing. Yeah, yeah, fringy God damn it. It's gone Oh, I went by default get fucked. So let's make something up quick Yeah, yeah, fringy improvise fringy put something on the scoreboard. Come on It's about hot cream I was it was something along the lines of we were talking about these bold sweeping claims about the way that people Nah, it's gone Striking as a bitch moves. What's the last one last thing he said? Definitely gone is it not you got it. No, okay. I not I it's it's gone All right, those are two options and so, uh, I guess so begins the poll, you know If everyone in the cast here would like to vote This'll be a close one It might be I'm expect I'm actually expecting for meme value for fringy to win Yeah, yeah, and you look turns out that you're right about that Wow, I hadn't done that good. No, it's gone The fringy thing was better For me because you know, they can understand how annoying it is when you've got something that you want to say And then it's just and then it's just gone. Let me talk about me for a little bit here. I just want to talk about me Oh, sorry. What was that you were talking about? Well, it wasn't really me. It was about us as a family It was about us as an e-fap family because if my internet's down and I can't talk with you That means I can't interact with all of you guys and even I am a co-host and I think it's really uh Dismissive of you to say that's all about me because I think you should be happy for me and I shoot you should be happy for everyone else Spend this time together But I mean to just interrupts, you know, you could have just waited for like a little minute, you know You come back in you hear someone's talking, but I'm not even sure that's what happened You were like well actually once I did hear someone was talking. I stopped talking. Yeah, I deferred to you He did actually yeah once I heard that you were talking I said you for you to go ahead Do you think that it's very polite It's like if you're standing outside a room where a conversation is happening to get a phone call And then you kick the door and and say all right everybody So here's the update and then you're like oh wait. No, sorry. What were you saying? It was like it's pretty polite. Yeah, once you know once once you enter the room Read the room. Yeah, I have a little bit of an issue with the analogy and Yeah, I take a little bit a little bit of an issue with the analogy. I think the door kicking Little too far It's more like I just was you sort of was like walked in the room and said, oh, hey everyone I got some great news and then I noticed everyone was carrying a conversation But because it wasn't like super super important. I was like no, no, you guys go ahead I guess my question to you would be do you think that it is optimal to just talk as soon as you enter the room Or to not talk and see if there's a conversation happening. Oh, definitely optimal Definitely optimal because if no one's talking I can get out what I want to say and if they are talking then Then I'll just let them Over them and no, it wasn't over them because I stopped and I said no no you guys go ahead go ahead I can wait it was absolutely over. I'm sure that we will see that in the vod of just how much Talking happens before I was able to finish the point Yeah, we'll put that on what what what point was that it's gone. Thanks to you Oh my god, that sounds like a memory failure on your part though because I don't Memory failure I'm not going to be prompted if I had just been allowed to finish my point instead of you just had it I did I'll let you I didn't allow you to finish your point I stopped and said you go ahead and carry on because I'm interested in what you have to say and There we are Boba Fett Jane go hut I'm really out of that all out po clone Such a shame he's lost his eyebrows, you know It is a shame That must be really that must legitimately might be a pain in the desert if you're sweating Yeah, because eyebrows will keep the sweat from like getting in your eyes You know when they come down and everything so Maybe he's like and you know the ancient Egyptians as a sign that they were mourning They would shave their eyebrows So maybe He is part he's he's it's like a callback to the tradition of the Ancient Egyptians because Boba Fett is He's shockingly hairless He might be a reptoid What are I growth actually evolved for is it for that? I don't I don't know I don't know if that's just an incidental thing that they do Uh, but maybe I don't know if they evolved for that, but I think that's why we haven't lost them You know the way we've lost a lot of the rest of our body Yeah, keep it out of our eyes What's this? I think it's the same reason we still have like uh Like appendixes or sort of tailbones, you know, it's because it doesn't it doesn't hinder us from reproducing Uh, so it does there's no real evolutionary pressure for us to lose it Uh, it doesn't get in the way of anything and maybe the opposite's true where nowadays especially for a long time Having eyebrows could be seen as a like a a handsome thing so we have sexual selection that keeps Eyebrows, uh, you know in the gene pool because if you see someone who has no eyebrows, maybe you'll be less likely to um be attracted to that person And carry on your genetic lineage with them. So maybe that's why but I have no clue I'm I'm talking completely out of my ass here. I don't know if any of that's true but um For your youtube drawings Uh, rate mine would it go on the fridge? um I like the The details in terms of the facial hair including the eyebrows. It's a very emotive Yeah, he looks curious doesn't he I guess the thing with the monocle is that technically it should be like squeezed between Uh, his eye like between his brow and his cheek like if it was sitting there unless it was taped there Oh, um, I thought yeah, yeah Put some sticky tape well, I mean it's you don't need to explain it to me if you just add it in that's like a immediate fix And now it's like okay, so now we understand why it's it could be that or it could be one of those cyberpunk mods That a canon in star wars now that it's just attached to his eye Oh, yeah, I'll just put a little screw on it. Yeah, there you go. I guess the uh the top hat It's looking pretty it's looking pretty neat. I guess the concern is that the way that it's sitting a little gust of wind might blow it off No, because that's also In the video we're watching, you know I don't need to lower it down. I'll just draw us I love how high one of the brows is like you decided after the fact Yeah, that's a nail just have a nail protruding out of his skull goes right in there We figured out all these ways that you can it's okay. It's not hit the brain yet Yeah, it's just an uh, it's like a steak a really wobbly one So really he's figured out Wow Don't even have the stream of she can't tell what I've been doing this whole time I do have a stream up, but See, you know, I don't have it Live to where we are right now. Oh, you're drawing all good for you Oh, thanks Anna you draw too. So you're impressed right this would go on your fridge You see it's held on the tape Thank you I'm gonna mortalize it by posting it right in there So anyway, uh, oh my god the nail You could you didn't have to draw the nail you could just say that the hat was actually the top of a like a thumbtack No, the nail made it all make sense. It really did Uh, it was what was needed. I think it really pulled it together. Also. Yes, Fringy did win the poll. I just wanted to say I ended it Um, no, it's gone. It was a superior thing and I don't necessarily disagree. It was quite amusing It's uh, very interesting. Uh, I will say someone in chat was saying, uh, uh rags Darwin What's interesting? I guess this is in relationship to the The whole eyebrow thing was I do share a birthday with charles darwin Not the same year, obviously Uh, but the same day Yeah, I think so. I think he I think he's been dead for quite some time Well him being dead for some time wouldn't mean you couldn't have had that same birth I suppose that's true. Um, but I mean like but this is such a stretch. This is such a big stretch um That uh, yeah, I So it's just yet another incredible incredible connection To preemptively strike out like a little bit. Oh, yeah, you I'll have to draw it back to rising here the full context for that bit. That was great Actually showing the oh my all right. Well. Yeah, actually. Fuck. I don't know how far back I gotta go Let's try this and passive behavior is a sign of weakness I believe what boba fett is doing here is actually showing the ultimate strength He does not fear others and therefore imagine valuing this guy's opinion on strength and masculinity Ultimate strength is not being afraid of others. You should be afraid of some people I bet boba fett in his job and career was my immediate thing in terms of like the good faith interpretation I think the point he's getting across is that sometimes it can be a really impressive show Strength that you're not afraid of the other person so much so that you put yourself in What would appear to be a very disadvantageous position? It's almost like you're conveying I'm so confident in my position that I know that even though you have like, you know You could hurt me right now. You're not going to because you know what the consequences are But to be fair like this situation doesn't match that because he literally tells me i'm threatening to kill your companion If you keep your gun on me, yeah, I it's not comparable I guess that's what i'm saying is I think that's the point that he's trying to make but it doesn't apply in this situation If you would like to argue that in later scenes where he has his helmet off in different places It's like, yeah, I mean you probably should have died and then he would have died if chrissanton knew how to kill people But to be fair, he's only a gladiator, so If anyone the assassin's guild carried like firearms, then maybe they would uh, maybe maybe boba would be in trouble But luckily they didn't so lucky There is truth to being confident in a position that you uh should lose And so the other person's like, why are you why are you why are you being such a confident? Why what the fuck but uh, I don't think this is even that situation and I don't know that boba fats ever really I'm trying to think of like the the tuskens They could have worked with them because like probably not Yeah, maybe it would have been his ass What he's doing here is actually showing the ultimate strike He does not fear others and therefore feels no need to preemptively strike out Like a little bitch I mean it helps when preemptively striking out like a little bitch Well, that's that's not true at all If someone if you if you have reason to believe that someone's going to be a threat to you Especially in the context of running a crime lord business syndicate, whatever you want to call it Striking out preemptively that's a really smart move Like what what's is is it just as simple as oh the most manly thing you could possibly do is to Invite them over and have a yeah a fair To give everyone if you're in this crime business I don't know if taking constantly the honorable approach of giving everybody a chance all the time Is gonna give you a long life You're gonna be taking advantage of is weird to categorize that act entirely as a bitch moves. Oh, all right It's never he also says he also says boba doesn't fear others like does he really not fear anyone ever Like that's kind of another brawl. He's not Darth Vader. He's not daredevil He owns that okay daredevil only yeah Have a suit of armor made out of the scar that's indestructible But what boba fett is trying very hard to do here does not make any more enemies His arm is not supposed to be best car from what I've heard from a lot of people It's supposed to be do or a steal, but uh I'm sure it'll be I'm sure it's a it's a substitute for plot armor Because it's like mandos the total substitute for plot armor He's explicitly called a best car in the show now, so it definitely is best car everybody You can't around that Armor made out of a scar that's indestructible, but what boba fett is trying very hard to do measures on the landing craft Enemies and he needs to when you lived your entire life in such danger and and chaos Well, you begin to understand that small actions can cascade into much larger actions in the future Yeah, so the music that's what teaches you that when you live when you're in a chaotic life small things can lead to big things Uh-huh. Yeah, like you're getting shy. She said that's what she said Small things I don't think he's not trying to make less enemies He tries to get more companions because there's some weird war going on apparently So he needs to be a lot of them are He definitely makes enemies He makes enemies with the biker gang And then he was with the With the water people the water guy It's like you you're too expensive like oh, okay. Yeah here take half the money Oh, okay You can work with the gun train people Could it be as well? Like if we're just like that you're invariably going to make enemies no matter what you do So maybe you do need to start being a little bit more careful, you know, not just going around haphazardly assembling a crew In hopes that just being friendly is gonna Doesn't that contradict what he just said though about oh, he's not afraid of anyone So if he's not afraid of anyone, why should he have to worry about true quote unquote enemies, right? Because small actions can lead to big events and that's what he learned when he fell in the sawlack You know what he should have learned I I agree that small acts can lead to big consequences. For instance, I wonder if boba Ever while he lies in his back to tank dreaming his little dreamy dreams I wonder if boba ever wondered, you know what if I had killed those bikers at that bar Those tuskens would still be alive. Maybe Yeah, it would have been neat for him to Explode that Maybe I maybe my maybe my permissiveness with other people. Maybe that Leads to bad things. Maybe uh, oh, I'm sure that's a I'm sure that's a subject that disney writers can easily tackle and explain and elaborate on so Just a just a thought just a thought Especially if you end up killing someone you might not feel the consequences immediately But one year or five years down the road it might come back to haunt you today We'll be taking a look at some of the major decisions boba fett has made That goes against somebody's life too. Yeah, that was a mistake and that they'll come back because the example here would Yeah, with the dooku example So boba fett should be killing more people to prevent them from taking advantage of him in the future That was the opposite. Uh dooku did not execute anakin and it cost him his life Yeah, he should have It was the opposite of what he said Okay, interesting clip. All right Carry on I suppose Okay As a crime lord on tansuin and we'll discuss how these decisions are I wonder what what crimes by the way What crimes is he the lord of? um Is he committed like crimes all we know is that he has a water salesman And That's it like he also has what he also has water thieves Both under his payroll. Yeah, he has two employees What both the both of his employees one is just flat out stealing from the other and they both work for him So I hope he's got a good pr department. Someone in chat just suggested jay walking. Do you think that's all it is? He like has has some of his men sometimes cross the road when the lights are red and he's just like I'm a crime lord And then the end in the rep the republic shows up for stormtroopers or whatever. Oh, shit. It's the it's the cop is Uh, it's the bobby run Yeah, he would make lights just to jay wolf him Because he's a rebel crime lord on tansuin and we'll discuss how these decisions are both courageous and also quite intelligent Yeah, all right Compu wait This is like a subject time. It's like so number one. Oh morian brothers Okay, I didn't know they were brothers. I didn't know they were brothers. I don't even know. Is uh, are they do we know that? All right The gemorians are clearly day one rider die homies. I mean sure they're half naked. No, they're not. They're literally not We we had no idea what they might do. He just says will you defend me? They like, okay Yeah, I guess It means I don't that I assume that they die probably so I'm gonna join you Yeah, they don't really speak. I don't know what their perspective is. I suppose and They didn't want to follow them at first and and now I guess they do so Um, mm-hmm. I don't know I don't know if they flipped on him at any point. I'd be like, yeah checks out Well, it's not like I have a motivation It's not like they were loyal apparently to uh, bib fortuna previously who was executed very unfairly by boba So that's not really any kind of motivation to kill boba, right? Yeah, maybe they really liked him and they're just buying their time waiting for the right point to strike Which they could have when he was dragged into the back of the tank They could have killed him they're playing the playing the long game. Maybe they're doing recon eat I don't know wonderful post-talk bullshit. He's like clearly you can trust them. It's like you didn't know that Yeah, I don't even know why Why did you stab you in the back the second you turned around green pigs who use melee weapons in a world full of blasters and death stars But there's something awesome about having stupid boring bros watch your back as you strike So you just listed a several reasons why you mean like every other person Yeah, listed several reasons why they're not good as gods of that word, but they're pretty cool Like, okay. I don't I don't even know if they're cool Hmm I don't think anyone has ever referred to a good morning guard is cool I don't think so either The only cool fact that they have is the fact that people are like, oh, they were in fucking episode six. Oh, there were new things. Yeah member Wow, that's amazing I'm around town collecting protection money But let's not forget that these two morons try to fight to the death for their former employee job of the huts and then also for Bitfortuna. Boba Fett's droid 8 da actually recommended he torture them to instill fear into the hearts of his enemies And then they then I guess just they don't anymore. I guess he says like no, don't fight work for me and they're like, okay So what does that mean? And you know the other whole like make their squeals make everyone fear you It's just like do you record them and send them out because like you are far away from the town just saying I can like an email Look at this piggy squeals Hettle citizens. I have tortured the pigs. I feel like most citizens would just be like why Yeah All of you you're like, okay you're mean All right. Anyway water sales. Let's do it sales Luckily Fett didn't listen to his droid who had a history of torturing other droids and sadism and because Boba Fett was Sadism When sad, yeah, it makes everyone sad. Well sadism sadism Sadism, I can't believe he said sadism. That's actually way funnier than they He's like everyone's sad Sadism The crime lord on the other side of the dune he wants happyism, but we here we went sadism Sadism. Oh, it's like smiling friends. Yeah Go watch smiling friends everybody Yeah, we're smiling friends and they're than the frowning friends, but then they smiled eventually until the renaissance man I mean to be fair, that's what you what would you expect the renaissance man to do, you know Yeah, the renaissance man who actually crusades And because Boba Fett was kind enough to save the gamarian bros They say Boba Fett's life twice already once from the night wind assassins and once from the black christened I guess you can count that He even punches the gamarian in the face with those things. He chews on one of them God damn, it's a whole thing Wow, and now he works with oba because that's how that works Everyone comes into his place tries to kill him and then gets hired. It's great Yeah, I'm telling you it's it's an interesting recruitment strategy They all have sadism That's a strange application to fill out There is just like how will how how will you try and kill me like well I will I will try and throw knives at you from a closet where I hide And it will be so cool and I do not have a gun and Boba's like wow, that's amazing That's really awesome tried out and then he tries it. It's like, oh, no, I guess we stopped you That was pretty good though. Um, you want to work for me. That was a great application It's like tryouts You have to try and kill Boba Fett before he hires you and then he's like, well, no I work for other people and they're gonna get me out of here and then the the job of people the huts that there's like Nah, you're a gift He's like what oh, okay. I get and then Boba says like nah, you can go. He's like What's happening and runs off. So now I don't work for anyone Yeah, and then Boba's like actually do you want to work for me and he's like, I guess so I don't know I guess yeah He doesn't do anything to try and test their new loyalty either He's just like, yeah, you know, just take it on faith. You're with me now Well, yeah, wouldn't you feel like you need work? Had a live apartment. You're the good morning gods and he's like, yeah, the christened is working for us now Wouldn't you be like, yeah Okay You know, I almost died protecting him, but that's fine You make your own decision. We're gonna get along Yeah, every every morning 7 a.m. They're down in the locker room. Whatever getting ready for work You have the awkward moments where they're just sort of like Jim Frank That is sort of like all right one of the guards is helping the other dress his wound from being bitten He's like, man, this wound really fucking hurts And christened is like, yeah, hit me. Wow. You fucking bit me dude. Who does that? Who who fucking does that? I'm not gonna become a wookie. Am I a we're wookie the fuck? Yeah, you just disgusting nasty dirty wooker Whoa, oh no By the black christen who was hungry Boba Fent even has him placed inside of his own back the tent Which is really just a great move for a leader. You can either rule. Oh, yeah, that's a great Yeah, how do you describe it? That's great It's great. It's awesome broad sweeping statements about like what is corrected incorrect. Yeah Well, he supported it. The problem is that Disney Star Wars things just sort of happen inexplicably and that gives these people this post-hoc rationalization For you'll see it's great. See see Yeah, I mean it's definitely a post-hoc situation because what if he had made that decision and then they Betrayed him, you know the Gamora ends well, they won't so I guess that means it was a good decision Yeah, but if they had, you know, like they they very well could have I mean, yeah It's it's great that it worked out, but it might not have There's a reason why fennec said What she said because there probably are arguments to be made for why you would want to make an example of them Whether or not absolutely I am capable of making your life living hell. Don't double cross me But well, I mean if you work for me and you do well, I'll reward you Well, yeah, because when we were watching it's like well, you might as well keep them around like just keep them around and But just make it clear. It's like well, but don't you know, don't cross me. That would be a mistake Uh, but I mean you need employees. I guess I just I don't know why I'm saying it's like man That was brilliant not killing them. It's like was it really brilliant? Yeah, it's brilliant. I mean You mean you're taking a huge gamble and you don't want to take huge gambles If it turns out some of them work in your favor, that's like Good thing that worked out. I guess That doesn't that's not encouragement that you made great decisions by making these incredible gambles Oh, yeah, and it's not an argument. It's not something you'd want to do all the time Um But he does every time and it just happens to work out like letting that look you just run off Like that just worked out for him later on Yeah, because there's nothing to stop the wookie from killing him Later when he's when he isn't watching or when he thinks the wookie's loyal Then the wookie goes back to the huts. He's like, you know, I killed that guy. You want that you wanted me to by the way They're like, wow, really? Like, yeah, he's dead Wow, it's funny because he makes that decision like twice and at the same time He lets the wookie go and lets denny trail live with them and train the rancor even though that one could be a spy or whatever Yeah, that's true. Yeah The huts give me anything. I'm like, no, no, that's fine. I don't want it Yeah, I'm I'm absolutely looked. I'm absolutely looking at gift rancor in the mouth If it might eat you unless it imprints on you if I was a huts What what if they fed the rancor like a thousand pounds of c4? And they're like, yep, here's a rancor as a show of peace and then boba fet takes it and then it explodes That would be that that would be You've had them put into killing him when it would have been so much easier like if they just handed croissants and a knife That's all they had to do That sounds complicated. I like my Even hasn't placed inside of his own back the tent which is really just a great move for a leader You can either rule through fear and coin like the huts did but that's kind of just lazy and not really Don't do the thing. That's kind of just lazy. It's kind of just lazy this clown person Oh my god I don't think that there is a lazy. I don't think that you could run a crime empire like this and be lazy and live I don't I don't think you have to be constantly vigilant in a lazy way Like how are you ruling with fear requires that you instill fear in your subjects not that you're lazy That doesn't even really make sense Is he just like maybe because the huts don't actually physically move much Fast-lug things. It's their commands. They're scary Yeah, does he think that video editing is lazy because you sit in a chair Yes, I'm so confused I want I just want things to make sense. God damn it Can I once again point out how we can have that these huts are Yeah, they look pretty bad You know, I would say I would go the other way and inside say, you know what? Maybe it's far more lazy to be overly kind because you don't have the balls to do something that might make you uncomfortable Or that is cruel. Yeah, and so you just sort of take the easy way and say no, no, no, it's fine I don't want to hurt you. No, I bet for a lot of people the lazy thing is to be overly kind And then get stabbed in the back moments later Yeah, I'm also not looking forward to the dichotomy. We're about to establish of like Treat them with fear or respects like how many times have we watched media that basically concludes you need both Man, it's just more complicated than this weird binary. Yeah That it's either to be like a kind little goofball or like a complete sociopathic monster You have to choose one there isn't a balancing act where it's like sometimes you need to be ruthless sometimes you need to be compassionate remember Bib rules for five years. What was he who's been fucking fear or respect pulling with fear? Yeah That's yeah, we'll never know we'll never You know, I'll I'll say I'm a little bit surprised mauler that you haven't brought up tywin yet why because he was a very shrewd and Clever and calculating kind of ruler person who was sort of doing similar things to what Boba Fett should be doing I mean that would apply to literally any well-written leader. I think Yeah, I just I thought you would because well, so I said countless pieces of media would argue that you need to do both Um, he was in his later years. He was much more just fear though made everybody was terrified of him Which worked really well up until his son killed him Which happens, you know, just like your slave sex slave killing you with chains These these are just events that sometimes occur and you got to look out for them Hmm Either you gotta have people around you to make sure that no one chokes you with a chain. Yes, that's the key Through fear and coin like the hudstead, but that's kind of just lazy and not really a good long-term solution Oh, that's actually a fair point. Someone just mentioned. I wasn't even listening to the video for a second there. Um There's this scene and I think I showed you I can't remember who I've showed here, but uh the scene where Joffrey dies and his brother who's younger even younger takes over and Tywin asks him what makes a good king and they run through All the ideas until they they conclude on wisdom wisdom is the most important element which You know compared to like piety or Adjusts king sort of thing. Um game of thrones at his best was fucking way better than this shit Obviously Anyway, what were you saying? um Well, I it was it was in regards to the clip and I think you were looking at yeah, let's go ahead and play it again because the great we should all hear it You know it's on context. Yeah, it's it's excellent for a leader You can either rule through fear and coin like the hudstead, but that's kind of just lazy and not really a good long-term solution But I guess when you live for a thousand years you get lazy when it comes to management It's weird the idea that you through fear and money It's not a long-term strategy for success when it clearly is and then he's like, oh well I guess you get lazy after a long time. Like what what but if you live for a thousand years you would care about the long-term Exactly. No, that's what I'm saying is he's he's simultaneously established It's not a long-term plan, but it worked long-term for them. So that's why they ended up lazy. It's like what? What and also even if you live for a thousand years a year is still a year long Like yeah, you get a thousand years to live, but you're not just going to be like well I guess I'll just Die of boredom because I live for a thousand years. So a year is just not a year anymore Yeah, what is the difference in the long and short term then? No, I mean just in the sense of like, um No, I'm agreeing with you like like if he said, you know one year is short. It'd be like is it You know, it's a year for everyone. Exactly. It's a long time Yeah, it's a whole year You can't just sit on your ass doing nothing. Well, apparently that's what the huts have done when they rule with fear and coin. That's I don't even know Doesn't everyone have to rule with coin like how does it how do you? Yeah, you have you got to pay people you have staff You have to pay staff To do their jobs everyone at that palace got paid. If you didn't pay anyone they'd be like, no fuck this guy For a thousand years you get lazy when it comes to management Or you can do as bubba fet does and inspire your men to follow you because they actually like who you are Because you show that you care for them. It's actually a very simple concept But usually psychopaths who seek leadership positions. We're not taught that it's a simple concept Psychopaths don't do it. What was that? I want java to listen to all of this Like what so every time I come on here. I lose brain cells Listen to these. Oh no where you get used to it This yeah, you won't miss them after a while come desensitized. Yeah, you'll be glad they're gone eventually This was very quick turnaround on this video same for the show It's all it's all gross industry or a boros thing that's just vomiting into each other Well, just feels like okay, so Boba Fett is popular What can we talk about when it comes to Boba Fett? Well, we did a video about how his leadership strategy is shit. What if we did one about how his leadership strategy is good? Yeah, that was two weeks ago. Everyone forgot about that. Let's do this You can inspire your men to follow you and do their jobs, sure But you can also take that way too far like he's being and show incredible weakness not only to your own side But certainly to your enemies who know that now they could basically do anything they want with Practically impunity Well, he's not inspiring any of them. None of them feel inspired by his charisma or anything. They've ever given a Good I guess. Well, that's the thing generally you inspire people with some vision of the future some long-term goals What are Boba Fett's long-term goals? What what is his? What is his vision for tattooing respect? Yes, like what about infrastructure? Maybe, you know, like builds new roads or No schools and then doors It is I yeah, I think about right because wasn't that the thing with like Pablo Escobar was that he actually invested a lot of the money Uh, and then yeah, and then because of that, it's like you've got a level of community support Because there's like results in the area. So why don't we see some of that in this show that like Boba Fett is trying to win the favor of the town by Doing that those kinds of things, you know, like crime lord like generally you're gonna have some sort of Like investments in the area that you're in but we don't want to do that because that's really that's kind of complicated And this is like a disney star wars tv show They should have gotten the people that wrote the Sopranos to write this show It's not happening. They need this done quick um Well, I mean if you wanted to do a whole crime No lord story in Star Wars They want to say they don't want to do it, but I mean Come on at least try this is so frustrating Um But I like as well whatever Boba had chosen This guy would have just explained the best possible result and said that was just the result that was gonna happen Like if Boba decided i'm gonna fuck everyone Like like literally and and and that's gonna make them loyal to me This guy would be like that's a really great plan because you get to be intimate with each person You get to know them you get to pleasure them and then they will in turn pleasure you Dude, this is very interesting that you think there's only one result from doing this action Then he's gonna make a video saying that actually fucking everybody was not It was a bad move bad to cover all the bases. They're all getting jealous of each other But usually psychopaths who seek leadership positions were not taught that at a young age Which is why they're such broken toys and of course this is a who's even referencing that boy I don't know I think he's talking about society man Is he talking about hitler Maybe maybe there you go I think he's literally trying to say that all like politicians are like that That seems to be the vibe. It's the vibe. I'm getting well He's saying the boba fat is certainly not faltering in that way and that's why he's a smart lad The wise move if your enforcers trust you you won't need to micromanage your thugs or keep them in constant fear to make sure they do The right thing I mean you still need to be managing them Every business in the world has like you have to manage your staff You can't just let them do their own thing Especially in if you're a crime lord where what's allowed and not allowed might be Vagan nebulous you have to fucking say if you step out of line, you're gonna be punished severely I might even kill you for it depending on what it is You have to set some very clear boundaries. Well, I do something we've talked about as we've watched The show is that he's only got like seven employees when what would probably be more interesting as we actually saw him interacting with lieutenants and He needs a staff meeting Yeah, people within his ranks who he then delegates responsibilities to as you Necessarily will need to do when you're running such a large enterprise, but we don't do that It's like a little there's like 10 employees. It's this ranked tag group and we see nothing in terms of logistics at all We have no enterprise Well, what is the enterprise? What is his business? What does he sell? Does he sell anything he sells crime Pringy? You know what a crime Like does he have does he have businesses that he owns that generate income for him? Does he do any racketeering or like it's the opposite Pringy? He allows people to steal from his businesses and then hires I think you know, it would be really javas palace. I think that's all he really does My I think my cool. I like cool idea of this hour minute day Is what if one of the first episodes could be He sits down with all of the bib and javas lieutenants everyone who's still around and it's like an interview almost Where he gets them in a room. He and him and finnaker there and he Talks to them. What do you do? What's your name? What's your job here? What do you do? How can I trust you? How do I know you're not going to stab me in the back? And we learn each one of those lieutenants And so you have like maybe five or six who do different things. I'm the head I'm the head accountant I'm the one in charge of palace staff. I'm the one in charge of da-da-da-da-da. I take care of da-da-da-da In the trailer like him sitting at a table talking to all of the crime bosses or all the people that are supposed to be underneath him Uh, they sort of do that but it's it's like just this dumb meeting where he talks to Yeah, the the people on the outside He's talking to like other random family crime people Yeah in the in tatooine and they're talking about how like the the pikes or whatever they're called are gonna come and it's and And they've been guaranteed that they're gonna keep their territory but Boba's territory is in trouble and then I think he makes a deal of like If you're loyal to me, I'll just do what I'm still doing now And they're all like that's agreeable Which is really odd because I thought the whole point of the meeting was that you don't really do anything for them at all And so why would they have any feel to you but I don't know when I don't know why anybody will follow would follow boba fed at this point And that's an issue when we're halfway through with the season. Well, what does he have to offer? What is he? Yeah, we we is he pay them better? Does he give him dental? What's going on? What is his business? What is the business that boba has? How does he make money? Yeah lackaturing is it like what is it? What does he do? Does he take that? Yeah, is he essentially acting as a a governor of a kind of a segment of the city and he collects taxes in exchange for Like protection and law enforcement And you know things of that nature. I mean what what does he do like when we're not watching him specifically in the show When he's hanging around, what is he doing? I don't know I don't know either. I can tell you everything back to tank Oh, wow, that's cool That doesn't seem to be what he does mostly is is dreaming his back to tank Which is no way which comes across to me as lazy, but I don't know Yeah, how about that for a lazy strategy laying your pot all day? Dreaming about tuskens. It's kind of weird. All right Like the huts do instead your thugs will just work hard for you and die for you out of appreciation for who you are No, they won't This feels like a parody advice video. Yeah, they're just gonna die for you Yeah, they just appreciate you. It's say nice things about them and and to be like, yay, woo-hoo, and then we'll die for you You rule to respect rags You don't have to have a strong positive vision for what they're going to do and what they're going to accomplish You know, you just say nice things to them They might be willing to die for you if they think that ultimately that will serve some bigger, greater good that the organization is striving for But I don't know what Yeah, or more likely they'll they'll be willing to put themselves into dangerous situations if they feel like They're taken care of if you have the equipment to do their job Get taken care of like if you if they die, they know that their family will be all right Yeah, like well, at least if I die, you know The family will be okay. Yeah, I'll take care of that my Gamorian wife And my Gamorian dog And most likely because I highly doubt that you're going to be able to run a a crime syndicate On ideological principles that people are willing to die for just make people not think they're going to die But it might incidentally happen as part of the line of work But make it reasonably give people a reasonable level of confidence That they're not going to die in the job based on what you give them and tell them to do and things of that nature Oh, here we go. Oh great. Oh, no What that was not treated well by the Tuscany Raiders They captured him and basically tied him down for days and beat the crap out of him multiple times Yes, most people in Boba Fett's situation. I'm just glad these acknowledge that that's not a good Yeah, I think let's go to the next point. Wow. He already said what I wanted to say With either can really lose touch of reality and lose their minds and eventually perish Or become bitter and angry over their captivity and begin to plot their revenge No, no, that's that smears the dead one there. She's not plotting her. No, I think you're mixing up too Like the visual represents plotting revenge rags They like Well, I mean plotting is a strong word. It's just he goes out and kills them Yeah, because his tortured mother dies in his arms. And so he's he's very upset about that Boba Fett instead did something I don't think most people would do he just sat down and observed the Tuscan people He says that well, we gotta get get the get a shot of him getting beaten with sticks There's literally nothing he could do like he observed the Tuscan people Observe them And so Well getting beat the shit out of So that's you take one of the options He's this the guy making this video the only two options he can think of is either you lose your mind and perish I guess or you plot revenge and what if now hear me out What if when he got the chance to escape he just did Well, yeah, it's like it's almost like Seeking emancipation is not an option. That's totally Okay, because he wanted that at first he wanted to go to anchorhead and get a ship off world But I guess he decided at one point that he would rather stay here with these people who enslaved him and beat them Oh, it drives me crazy because okay, so he defeats Machamp in the desert and they have a new respect for him Which makes some amount of sense, but what gives Him respect for the Tuscans. Yeah, why does he want to stay here and waste away in the desert? I can answer that he said it explicitly said they took him in as one of their own Oh, it's like, oh, but that hadn't happened yet oba, but being one of their own socks They suck. I'm not even getting to that. It's just the fact that they've enslaved a beat and everything's like I like these guys. I'm pretty cool It's happening to him personally. He had seen enough warrior races to understand that he was just a victim of circumstance Oh, fuck off. Where are we getting this? Yeah, where are we getting this? Imagine the fucking gall that this guy would have Do you think he'd say this about akimbo day who was kidnapped from his tribe in africa in 1802? Right. It was shipped across the ocean clad in chains on a ship. Oh, he's just a victim of circumstance He'll he'll understand and he'll observe the ways of the white people And then he will become one of them if they find a you know a level of respect for him Nobody likes those comparisons It was good. I bet they don't they should be very uncomfortable He had seen enough warrior races to understand that he was just a victim of circumstance The tuscane raider society has clearly not advanced for enough to contemplate the humane treatment of cap What? They're not advanced enough to understand the inhumane treatment Fuck off Oh, my god This video is depending slavery. No slavery specifically for the tuscane racers. They're too stupid to understand what it means That's what they're saying. They're obviously doesn't know anything about tuscane razors be because they actually are very intelligent Did I say it? I mean they could operate They can operate firearms. Yeah, but they're not civilized enough to know what being mean is Understand the concept of taking away someone This just shows us. You know what the fuck he's talking about. They are very aware of what they're doing They hate anyone that's off-worlders because aliens came and fucked up their planet So that's why they hate all outsiders and they kill everyone. Does this guy not watch star wars? Hey, look, fuck this even if even if they were just too primitive to understand that slavery is wrong Why is that a point in their favor? Yeah, why the hell do we respect the tuscans at that point? If you would consider them to be too primitive, I guess biologically to understand that slavery is bad How could you teach them that? Yeah, I I mean the what you should be saying the correct thing to say is if you've been enslaved You need to escape and take everyone you can with you Not not fine. You're key and slavers. They're just you're just a victim of circumstance. It's nothing personal It's just their culture. They're just too stupid to understand what they're doing really You know, um, holy fuck when he was defending them When he was defending them to like the pikes and to get whoever else he had like a representative and he was like You guys you didn't even know you were doing slavery. You didn't even know it was bad, right? And the tuscans like, uh Yeah Sure. Yeah. Yeah, we know we don't know what we're doing. We thought you liked it. Yeah Yeah Do we have any reason to believe if they weren't killed that they would stop enslaving people in the future? Of course, they've been doing it. No, he never says anything about hey, you know, I'll help you But can you just not enslave people in the future? The only reason there's not more slaves when he gets there is they probably just fucking died of torture We had mando spokes him with sign language like directly. It's like, oh, they're not civilized enough to know what slavery is All of a sudden all the mandalorians just know how to talk to tuscan raiders in no sign language Oh, yeah, it's a it's a being able to specifically speak tuscan raider. That's probably an extremely useful skill that comes in handy all the time Well at first He could barely communicate full sentences to him and then Two scenes later. He's having full in-depth conversations with them. So It's pretty easy to pick up apparently Yeah, this is insane. This video is defending slavery It's to be fair. He's saying they don't understand. All right. They just they're just too stupid It's clearly an advanced war enough to contemplate the humane treatment of captives. They just don't have the resources for it But if that began to They literally beat him They could just not beat him That's an option The guy is drinking water as he's watching all the children beat boba and he's approving of it They don't have access because of a lack of resources Not beating them. I don't have the resources to not beat you. Oh man, you know, you know They had to they had to drag him across the entire desert because they just didn't have the resources to put him on a bantha You know, that's just not possible No, there wasn't room up there for three. No, no, no, definitely not Fucking hell How'd you read that out? This is your brain on star wars defense mode. Do you think you just thought about the paycheck? He was like, uh, just do it. Just do it. Just do it. He didn't think it of anything Well, yeah, that's because his bosses. They don't rule with fear and coin His bosses and his bosses inspire him and he would he would die for generation Main treatment of captives. They just don't have the resources for it But if that began to admire the tusken raiders for their tenacity and you also began seeing things for what they really were I swear this isn't what what does that even what What does it mean like see them for what they really were Lizard showed him how things because what Well, remember moller what you really are it definitely isn't your continued actions That's definitely who not who you are who you are or something that's totally different from all of those things This feels really bad I don't know it I I don't this might be a first for efap the unironic defense of slavery of the noble savage Yeah, this is insane. It's fine if they don't know what slavery is which they obviously don't have enough money to know That slavery is bad. Just give them more money. Give them more coin and fear Really work. I swear this isn't stock home syndrome or anything like that He was enslaved by them and then came to love them like I feel like that's pretty much like textbook stock home syndrome generators stood in the face of cruel modernization Cruel modernization By the way, just to be clear because it I was about to bring it up, but it's just become extremely relevant I was saying I was using the concept of the double savage ironically Just to be clear, um They are not standing up to modernization. So are they too dumb or are they just standing up to modernization? I'm sorry cruel modernization versus what like the noble slavers Yeah, there's if modernization means they stop enslaving and torturing people. I'm down with it Yeah We'll be able to enslave people if you shoot those like damn you modernization Yeah, like the to freely enslave anybody who happens to fall into their clutches versus those cruel gun I mean the gun was pretty funny, but maybe the country was shooting them because they shoot They are trying to erase tusken raiders to protect everyone else Who fucking knows these Jesus christ, we're just That was the tuskens are portrayed as basically purely negative In like almost all regards. They're just horrible Terrible awful people You know when they say they give them the little the carrot fleam and it like gives them water and stuff And it's like you might for a moment be tricked into thinking like oh, that's nice of them It's like well. No, they're they're enslaving it. They're keeping him alive so he can do labor for them That's it's not exactly like yeah And if dies it's clearly no big deal Um, they'll just get another one even with that added like like they're still cunts the lot of them Like every single thing we see them do And then it's just like well. No, actually They're pretty awesome, you know, they take people in as one of their own Because they shot the train And the first thing they do when they see a piece of technology like a speeder is to rip it apart like a bunch of fucking barbarians And when they see the water on the gun train, they just spill it out all into the sand So much They're oh my god, you respect something because you're making a salak pit and it changes mine Jesus christ Seriously, if if you guys are ever right in like as part of a franchise and you want to do a different story Just drop all your characters into the salak pit get them out and then do whatever you want It's a personality cleanser. It's a little washing machine for characters Great doing by off-world forces the tuskermators fought to preserve their way of life. So think that their way of life I don't want them live life of enslaving and beating people I mean the south and the united states fought to protect their way of life, too Yeah, yeah, you don't want the north call their factories the fucking gun train fought to maintain their way of life Which is running around the desert their train shooting people Yeah, do and see with the guns That's what they want to do is that's so bad the tuskens were getting in the way Could really respect And so on that day when Boba Fett and rhodian prisoner is being marched along the sand dunes by a tusk and child Boba Fett had every opportunity to run when a gigantic forearm sand monster attacks them Instead of running though, Boba Fett pulls a leia and chokes the much larger beast to death Yeah, he doesn't use his forearms. He doesn't flail around wildly He doesn't just grab the chain and pull it It's it's what it's that it's that thing we talked about earlier things just sort of happen And like see it worked out guys. See it's fine. It's all good. That was a right He made the baffling decision of I will go back to the camp that enslaved me Upon doing this, Boba Fett is adopted by the tribe and actually shown the tuskens He didn't even get him a new one. Yep. It was what he was drinking. He's like we still don't know how they drink He's like, um, he's like cousin eddy You want a cold one? I don't know nothing Question if you're gonna try to like, you know, humanize the tuskens. Why do they never take their masks off? Because I think I brought it up. That's something that I brought up when we were watching it Um, kind of like with baby Yoda Uh, you you get our main character who's essentially stuck for a large amount of time with someone else or a group of other people And I they're they're either not sentient. They can't speak You don't know if they could even understand you. I can't read any facial expressions really They're not having they can't have conversations with this person So it's it's a bizarre Storytelling choice to pair both of these protagonists with their respective Other characters around them um Because I I just can't I can't empathize with the tuskens in any way Not only because of what they're shown to do but because I can't see them There's no there's no humanizing element to really anything about them Well, they just they're just savages in the desert who are cruel and horrible I guess they probably have a sawlack pit for a face. So that's probably why they don't want to You know take the mask Well, here's the thing even then why does it why did they have to be tuskens in the first place? I don't know because that's the budget coming in they go to all the tuskin outfits from mando So they were like and the sats are always super cheap when they're just filled as it's Because they could reuse the little because it could have been a little um a little town Like in mando at the beginning of season two a little town of just people Maybe a couple of them are aliens, but you can just say I fuck it. Everyone's a human whatever Um, and he could god forbid like have conversations with people they could explore perspectives He could help them with some task or maybe what begins as uh, I need to help you to help myself becomes uh Oh, actually, you're not so bad and maybe you've shown me a different Or maybe there's a lady that I start to take a liking to and oh She's telling me I am getting a little bit old and I can't do this forever You know what what are my plans for the future? You know But that's a different show that doesn't exist and instead what we get is uh defenses of slavery Which is always fun That's way better than our ideas And in return bubblefet helps the tuskens stop a pike syndicate train from blasting through their territory It's a great mutual exchange in both parties. No, it isn't Both at those loads of shit for them. Yeah, what do you mean? Like what in exchange for what they're not slaving him anymore? Oh, yeah, he gets a stick out of it. You're right Someone said we will get a scene where a tusk and we'll come across a face skinner Oh Oh my god, that's gonna screw you left to hold up a picture of a face A picture of it'll probably work with the empire's level of security he stays Face identified There's been a phase in the situation Especially if it's just a circle with two dots in a line It's just a smiley face on a piece of paper and the tuskens just holds it up awkwardly It scans Face detected. It's a picture of Squidward. That's like Oh Emotional identification register has happy Proceed All the tuskens in that tribe were massacred most likely by an ecto speeder bike gang shortly Most likely so the tuskens won't be able to help out bubba fed as much when the pike syndicate come back to town What would they do? What were they gonna do anyway? The tusk and the radars. What were they gonna do? Their shit. The tusk and radars he liked already dead. I don't think he talked to anyone else I think that's what he's suggesting like we found out that they got riped up by the Bikers so they will be able to help bubba when the pike syndicate come in. It's like okay No shit Sherlock. I think he was gonna need more than them for help anyway Oh god, can you imagine how cringe that would have been like an avengers portal scene with the tuskens coming through like yeah We're gonna help I'm still waiting to hear how The tuskens subplot is an example of his brilliant leadership strategy because he got them all killed Um, I don't I think he's given us reasoning that we got the gun train thing. I don't know if that's that Well, he inspired all the tuskens to die to stop the train because Hmm because The show really needed that to happen Well, maybe maybe he'll summarize. I'm not sure because I'm a bit Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe with a full arm probably but once again It was bubba fit thinking outside of the box not letting his emotions or hatred or despair get to them Instead he thought rationally and cool. He used his critical think there was nothing rational about anything that he did in that situation He's judged this from the result as opposed to bubba fit walks up to him He's like, yeah, I killed the match amp and then he gets hit over back of the head tied back up and he's like fuck I thought you guys no and they're like no No, because you're more useful to us as free labor until you eventually die horribly. Yep After all after all remember what he said they don't have the resources to treat him well But they make him one of them So apparently they do have the resources. Yeah, that's a good point That doesn't work does it and I I think that You know consider what they did to shimmy Um, I could picture them being like they probably say that to boba when he's tied up and then he'd be like I haven't seen episode two Oh, no And made friends with the tusken raiders and learned a lot of important skills about surviving No, he didn't they all died They were very good at surviving and they showed them to beat people with a steak And now they're all dead. Good. What are you laying about survival with how to farm black lemons? I guess black melons melons don't you know the lore those are black melons And and those things seem to just be you dig and then you get them and that's it Yeah, there doesn't seem to be important of using he unlearned the importance of using guns because now he mostly uses a stick I think that's a step backwards So well, I mean that was always what boba fat was known for on the ot was his stick fighting skills. It wasn't his jetpack or his rockets or his Grappling hooks or his blasters Look or his starship. I was called slave one a gun is a stick the fire small sticks That's what shad said and I I agree He's living the basics and it's going to improve all of his other advanced weaponry It's really cool. You know, I agree with this guy in the desert as a result No, oh the water Water gang. Oh my good. Look at how impoverished they are. What are we gonna? What is he gonna do? He's gonna say like, you know, they stole and he could have punished them But instead he hires them and that worked out really well. What a what a genius. Is that it? Is that the insight? I bet it is. Mm-hmm Boba fat continues to surprise us when he runs into a gang of young delinquents in mausiasca Who totally are rocking an old 1960s earth scooter gang vibe boba fat being from an older generation Could have gone all boomer on them and made fun of their stupid-looking The whole internet went boomer on them It's like that message like nobody liked that. Yeah, that's what this was Aesthetics. He could have also just killed them all for stealing water from the local water No, we wouldn't have killed all of them Um punish them put them to work. He should have killed the bitch Yeah, kill the leader maybe, yeah Yeah, when she was getting all like uh, you you're shit and you suck and you're bad and we're not gonna get jobs and Duh-duh-duh, he should have just killed her right on the spot and said listen up motherfuckers I'm I'm in charge and I'm not gonna be They need it Ice for ish Repetition for him to do something about the situation earlier that day But boba fat remains calm and he talks things through with the cyberpunk It's always it strikes me as weird that the sniper wears a face mask that prevents her from getting a cheek weld on her rifle to look through the scope But that's okay. Fuck it. I I've always thought I looked stupid. Anyway, I mean to be fair We've been pretty critical of the mandalorian helmets as well. Um The vision I've always had an issue with the stormtrooper helmets. They just Did I as someone I've I've got gas masks and a lot of them. It's very difficult to look down the Sights of a rifle If you have a gas mask on because it takes up all the space on your head and you can't get your Eyes down low enough. So you either have to have to have some gas masks Well, what situation have you needed to shoot a guy with a gas mask on? Never it's just used as a I have them for like costumes and because they're cool as shit to have them They're like old military surplus stuff. I got german ones and check ones and British my best ones are british ones. So get on you moller for your people making good um but it's it's to draw a parallel between Uh a a a helmet like they would have here is similar to having like I would have a gas mask on So I know that you it make it is difficult for you to Use both of them in tandem in fact in battlefield one if you have a gas mask on you cannot Aim down the sights of your gun that you can only hit fire So it's just one of those things I see in the show and I'm like that just wouldn't work that would it makes no sense for a sniper to have this big awkward massive helmet on Because she can't use it when she's you know looking down the scope of a rifle is a very strange sort of thing She ends up taking it off and they should play I think in uh in season one Something like it like it's I can't remember if it's her she's looking down the scope or what it is exactly But it's probably not something that they show very much They don't want you to really see it and surely I don't think the actor Would certainly be able to use them both in a way that makes sense. You see that in movies Where actors just sort of point. They don't really like proper look down the Thing I know those guys in the stormtrooper outfits. They ain't looking down the scope of that That thing there's no way is you get this massive white helmet on you. You know, you're not looking down I agree. Yeah Gang turns out that the water monger was charging way too much for water and at the same time Yeah, we just believed that it's just a thing we believe We have no idea. That's actually true. We have nothing to reference to clarify The information we get specifically is and and I remember I was talking to fringyx. We were editing the episode and I was like Oh, shit. There was a line The line is he's charging a month's pay for a week's water However The problem is we have no idea how much they stole And so we don't know how much they owe and so boba just decides they they owe too much when we don't actually know How much they owe because we don't even know what they stole And if you remember also is it? It's still absolute stupid bullshit like because boba says He says like how much do they owe and he says thing and he goes for water and it's like that. Yes. Yeah, possibly. Yeah And also is it one person's month of pay for one person's week of water? Or is it one person's month pay for all of them to get a week of water? Let's be honest here What they've said you have to give a lot of good faith too to kind of interpret in a way that makes Sense enough because it just doesn't like what are you talking about? What job is it your own job and how exactly like If your whole month's pay goes just to water Then like that's just not even like and what's causing him to charge that much and I guess what I was trying to get out there How come everyone is dying first in this town if he needs employees, which he obviously would How is he paying them to the point where they just die like it wouldn't make any sense, right? Like I know there are people out there who don't want to pay their employees much at all But you want them to live so I don't understand like it's cartoonishly stupid like what I was just even have jobs because there's no work. So I'm not I know I know there's people out there want to see the little vespers run around the guy go But I would actually like a conversation where boba this guy and those Fuckers sit down You know what the fuck is the price of the water and then he says that and then like why he's like look Water's really fucking hard to come by um If they're wasting their money on fucking mods, they'd be able to drink and eat happily And then they like excuse you we need these to live, you know a conversation About with characters that actually have values instead of just telling us it's a it's a Month's price for a week's amount You know what what what does that mean because I hear that I because if I if someone told me that where it cost a month's pay for a week's water I don't believe you because you're still alive I I don't believe you Yeah, I am incredibly skeptical of the idea that it costs a month's pay for a week's water Because you're gonna you're gonna die after a week So how how how is anyone in this town alive? Yeah, if that's even remotely close to being true, then that is the singular most Pressing matter that this town has is that no one can afford what it essentially means that there is a It's not the price isn't the issue. It's the fact there's a horrific water shortage And things seem to be carrying on just fine in the markets where they're growing schnazberries by the bushel loads So I don't I don't Believe you the show does not it's a line that is said that has incredible deep implications for this sound in this world And we don't see that so I don't believe you Yeah rant over It's really annoying because every single thing they ever choose to do in the show it could be better so much better They don't take so much of maybe there's a scarcity because of the train That would be great. I mean if you think about it that would that would be good Because that train that's carrying all this spice and goods and whatnot like that's dozens and dozens of jobs I mean like all things, you know as they are that's that's important economics I mean you're gonna complain about there being no jobs and you're also destroying Trains full of cargo like which way do you want it? This is you can't just do shit and expect there to be no consequences to anything Yeah, there's no jobs because the the No one say no one thinks it's safe to make you know travel out in the desert because of that one Biker attack and they still haven't found out who did it awkward And no one no one wants to invest That's the thing no one wants to invest in Mos Espa Because you the Tuscan attacks and things of that nature that would have been an interesting plot point Almost like they're not on a planet full of bounty hunters that would be fighting To go get the bounty on these guys that have you know taken over this train that have all their resources What we did a story where we had a uh, what was that guy in the Simpsons Rex? The when they did the prohibition episode like a dude who's actually there who wants to clean up the city And he's like fuck you boba like i'm not You know, you can't pay me off. I'm gonna come and get you So we have an antagonistic force who's opposed to his uh attempts to become like a crime lord Like why doesn't the world react to the fact that there are criminals, you know And and they should even establish before that like what is even the nature of crime in this setting like why Is it what is what's even kind of happening here? You know, is it is crime bad or is crime good or what kind of crime what constitutes Thinking about it now is because yeah boba just killed like dozens of bikers like it was nothing Yep, and I guess nothing will come of that right? It's like oh, they're just dead now And there'll be no investigation at all. Is there not any type of law enforcement on this planet at all? Well, I mean think about the people in town who probably think that those bikers are like heroes for what they did to the tuskens And very understandably so and they'd be upset that those bikers got killed by somebody I'm still pretty convinced that They'll be turned the turns out. They'll be of they are like worked for the pike people or something That's what it will be and if that's true then the pike people should care about them And also Yeah But I was gonna say there's like a there's like an alternative payoff set Then we could have is imagine boba fett being so familiar with how bounties work And now he's in a position of lawmaking that he can set bounties on people whenever he wants Certainly once you break the law and imagine using that as a threat against these people Like they're like, what are you gonna do? And then he's just like, I have the power to set bounties at will like and I would and you just And I got the money to pay it And if you like you could how badass would that be if she fucking mouths off and he just says what is your name? And she like gives it confidently and then he just says, you know Set a bounty on it and then you find out the details like alive zero dead 1000 credits and he just shoots her And Fucking epic we can't do anything like that He could shoot bib fortuna. Fuck that guy. There was um Somebody on twitter like showed me a comic from the tweet. I made about how shit this show is and it was like this Someone pissed off boba very personally And um, but it was like a guy who would set bounties who had paid him before and stuff And he was like no way boba would ever do anything to me and like the guy that that guy was about to kill against boba's wishes Said um, I'll put a bounty on him for for any struggles in his pockets And he has like three credits and the guy like laughs at him for how little that is and then boba just shoots him But it takes the three like like because it's Way more about the the principle of who that guy was whatever. I was just reading through I don't even know what the context was. I was just like that's just already so much more interesting than anything that's happened in this show One of the go ahead Oh, yeah, just to go off what you were just saying because if That could be interesting if he doesn't want to be the bouncy hunter anymore Partly because he's getting old and doesn't want to you know risk his own life anymore If he wants to be the person like putting out bounties on people Do we ever see him do that? Like that could be really interesting I don't even know that he can do that. This is the thing we were four episodes in I don't really know anything about what's happening It's all been nothing We still don't even know why he wants to be a crime lord He doesn't but he does it's awful I I have Consumed basically no media for star wars outside of the movies pretty much and these amazing shows but The one comic book That I've read from star wars was I was I was I googled it a second ago Was star wars tales issue 18? And it was five stories about boba fat And they were really cool Boba fat was a badass and he is he's just a really cool character Um, he would have dialogue with people and it would show how he operates as a bounty hunter and how competent and awesome He was even without his Even without his armor One of the comics was about him being ambushed while he's out relaxing Uh at some spa essentially and so he kills all the attackers and manages to fuck them all up even without his armor Um And it was there were the stories were like number two in the galaxy payback being boba fat the way of the warrior revenants This came out in 2003 at the end and it was really cool And thinking about that And comparing it to this is night and day that boba fat was so cool and awesome and this one is just Shit And it just reminds me of what we could have had As a as an interesting protagonist who is super awesome what is but It sucks Yeah, it just sucks Apparently the wikipedia is telling me that star wars tales 18 was preceded by star wars tales 17 And it was followed by star wars tales 19. Well, wow All right, that's fair enough. I like as well. Um, everyone saw when we watched something that's good Freeing off and jokingly say please write more as a as a feedback to be quick Yeah, um, I just like that with with a lot of bad stuff. It's like please write better But with boba fat, it's just like stop it. Just stop Enough I mean like don't you think I can improve is like, yeah, but like Is there any point So that's why they were stealing water ever since job of the hut died things had grown increasingly chaotic on the planet And on my chest Okay, that's actually Yeah, listen to that music with the visual. That's awesome. I heard it was charging way too much of water And at the same time there was no work to be had for the gang So that's why they were stealing water ever since job of the hut died things had grown increasingly chaotic on the planet And on my chest, but how does he know that incredibly chaotic? He doesn't he's making that up No Because as far as I knew Things with things chaotic with bib for five years. Is that all simple? I would you know what I would have thought of being things chaotic was killing bib Yeah, yeah But oh well What you've plunged you you've created this horrific power vacuum And now all of these other families that are literally next door essentially now they're gonna be like, oh crap Yeah, we're gonna move in or we might even cooperate and split the new territory half and half So now boba's got two different people to deal with So what does bubba pet do? He pays off the water monger at a fair price that he water Well fair price that he decided himself, which is not yeah, yeah, we have no idea if it's fair price And I've decided right now with no economic information whatsoever Also, why is he calling him a water monger? That seems like a strange title Monger He says he says water monger The show determined he is unfair and now he's a monger. That's why Okay Because I was definitely didn't lie to you Complaints from the water monger and then he hires a scooter gang and actually has them watch his back I mean, I'm glad that worked out. I guess they didn't do a good job watching his back with it in his palace No, they did not I just Ah, this image was so hard. I think when we first saw it. It didn't like settle in as fast It was such a stain What is this probably reeling from whatever came before These these episodes puts us in a bit of a daze sometimes Once seen lingers into the next Presumably Anna you would have seen this before the episode, right? Cause this got around to it quite a bit The wookie thing. No, what's on screen right now? Sorry, I have the watch. I'm gonna call it Watch party. Let's see Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah the power rangers. So what did you uh, what did you think when you saw this? Tell us it was power rangers No, I just saw it and you know what immediately what I thought of so I'm like This looks like a parade at disneyland. You have the giant walkway You have each character on their own bike. That's its own color So that way they can sell it to kids and then you have boba fett and finnick walking down This looks like they're in the streets. Everyone's cleared Exactly. I'm like this should be packed There's only a few a handful of cities on tattooing and you're telling me this place isn't Packed like to the point where you're you know pushing against people to get through You don't have any kind of shop sticking out of the store begging for water Cause they can't afford it apparently Yeah, it's like give me a fucking break, dude Mr. Fat Pinks, I need you to drop But you know what it looks like it looks like a parade at disneyland so I am I saw the The photo out of context and I genuinely when I first saw it was just like I don't get it What's the joke like why did someone match up these two things? We're the joke mauler Did you guys see you were for the jetstones? There's some A lot of people highlight like it just doesn't match it It's such a clash visually and then some other people like well, don't you know that that kind of like Scooters and tech and stuff It's a lot it comes from an era that inspired stalls from george lucas like Yes, you don't just throw the literal thing in you're supposed to contextualize it How it works If you want to have a contrast like this you could use it you use it to explain This is a this person Is very high status. They're very rich. They're very influential. They're very powerful They can have the fancy speeders. They can have the nice clean clothes because having clean clothes That in and of itself on a place like you know a very dusty and dirty place like tattooing That probably means a bit most people might wear browns and grays that don't show the dirt that much But these wealthy people they could wear bright whites and these colors because they can afford to have it clean And they have multiple changes of clothes So they can Show everybody just how well to do that. They are had me ship. That was you know, just the silver that one even Like they showed the sand get on that ship So and I don't think anyone in this shot is richer than Padme So give me a fucking break that they are in a gang how many speeders and they have that She has like checked all of the ranks All of this you gotta collect them all all the colors Yeah, you use it to Some effect, you know the visuals are very important in your visual storytelling Yeah, because if you're just a commoner if you're just someone living out their life Doing the best you can Doing your whatever it is you do and you see Boba Fett and apparently you're struggling to just drink water and survive And you see this new guy Boba Fett show up And all those hooligans that were stealing water and you haven't stolen water You're you're trying to pay for it because you're an honest person You're trying to do your best to pay for it and all those thieves who stole water Not only did they get forgiven and their debt paid They're working for the guy now with their fancy ass scooters and cybernetics and clean clothes Man, that must make you see I remember Boba Fett is efficiently making as many enemies as possible. There were people On twitter who were like, oh, I see so dexter's dexter jetsters is a place that's okay But this isn't uh, uh, those people like the fuck who said dexter jetster's Fucking left place is diner. Was that like the peak of star wars or something? Like it's where did people defend the shit? I don't know Wait, wait, wait, you mean dexter's diner on coruscant a very rich city And he's on one of the upper till I actually think that His diner is way more defensible than this shit I would agree it's on a planet where it makes a bit more sense for it to exist I'd be fine if dexter's diner was on tattooing I like dexter. I think he's chill. He knows about camino saber darts I don't hate he does. That's very useful that he knows about camino saber darts In fact, it's fucking it's shockingly crucial to the plot of star wars that he knows what a camino saber dart is Imagine if he didn't Obi-Wan said he was gonna go ask an expert that he knew That you know would know of those kind of things so I mean if he's a retired criminal And he's hiding out on coruscant where a lot of criminals do And he used all of his money to open up a diner because maybe that was his little alien dream That makes much more sense than anything we've seen in this stupid disney star wars I just can't believe we're looking at like 80 percent of their sets in this shot Yeah, this is this is basically new this is what new star wars is Yeah, well, I assume you're talking about the the bikes because it for me. I'm looking at a wookie butt right now Oh, sure. Okay. I've got the which is the other half of all the sets in this show. So I guess it works Wookie bud. This is one half of the show. Do you think dexter jets and knows about water? Well, I mean boba can teach him Not He's very much an expert. I love the idea that yeah, so chat apparently everyone else at the call can see this the whole time Yeah, which is not what we had but that's fine Half the set of the show Later that night they actually saved his life from the black christened along with the grimoire bros We just talked about and the next is it is it is his name christened So calling him the black christened is like if I knocked on my neighbor's door and he said, oh, it's the black kevin Well, no his name is black christened But so people call him like bk But so calling him the black christened it makes it sound like it's a type of alien not a name like a title not a name Yeah, the black. I am the rags No, his name is the metal commander the wombo the that star wars girl Light from the black christened along with the grimoire and bros We just talked about and the next day they're able to chase down the mayor's major domo to extract info from him I like the way that they framed that extract information what all he says is he's with the pike people I guess I don't know And look at how much damage it caused as well. Yeah, exactly very happy about that. We're probably not going to see repercussions for that, by the way No, of course not. It was fun. It was a fun action scene. Yay You're a little alien with your fruit stand that's like I built this fruit stand with my own Blue pans And with the price of water these days. Oh every single one is precious money I need to sell all these goods. I got it from you know, this shit doesn't grow Like it takes a while to cultivate all of you stop Yeah, then it doesn't grow on trees It doesn't grow from the fucking ground just pop out of the ground like your stupid melons To be fair It is infring east defense it is kind of fucking absurd how you can plant food Like you could bury food in the ground and it just becomes more What that's stupid they expect me to buy this shit Insane how the plant it works you put stuff in the ground and it grows. It's kind of crazy to think about Mother earth man being kind, you know Yeah, you gave something to me. So I'm gonna give you some food just make sure to plant them seeds again Okay, okay. I'm trusting you don't go cut down those trees and not planting more seeds. All right. Yes mother earth Well, we'll definitely get onto that Another cyberpunk bro even manages the spy on a shipment of pike syndicate soldiers coming Yeah, he's very Very good spy And then he's he's just like right there. They show up and he turns and he takes off Would you vote rags? He's looking at them through one of his wind mirrors and this is like you're right there Like everyone could see you. What are you doing? Let's not stealth in and then And then after he leaves because cell phones don't exist Apparently anymore. He has to go to a specific terminal on a wall Like it's a pay phone in space so that then he can contact Boba Fett And then Boba Fett says thanks for keeping an eye on them and he's like, oh, sorry Was that offensive and I said that I didn't want to offend you. I want you to die for me I have to inspire you. That's a line that should never come out of Boba Fett. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry Fucking horses. They keep an eye out and there's like, oh, you do have an eye out because you're a little tech thing I'm so savvy Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It's like, no, I mean more literally than ever you mean it like that I don't even see why that would be in a Fuck off your shit. You cuck I would have like I Imagine he's like talking directly to him And then he says keep an eye out and then walks off and then pauses looks over at him and then just carries on walking Because he realizes that he's just like That's funny We can't have that we have to have go I'm very sorry if I if that was a micro aggression against your eye Yeah, I don't want to offend you Well, you know the response was weird Because if you remember that the mod guy goes like, oh, no, this is actually something I like This is an upgrade. I wanted don't worry about it. It's just like Yeah, I did this to myself if you can believe it. I did this to myself Well, he allows him to spy on people very stealthily But we should have asked I could tell oh, is that why you couldn't afford the water? Is that why? He's uh, he's just right. He pony shenanigans are gonna rip that thing out of your fucking face Showed respect to a bunch of street urchins who honestly didn't deserve any Exactly at least we agree on something Yeah If that understands the kids will be kids and the new Kids they're adults. Those are adults. Yeah, so what are they like 40 years old? What are you talking about? kids You pugs and there's like a fucking grab for they're like Act up in my Don't be mad These kids stealing water and breaking shit with their body bar jackhammer feet It was only three weeks paid for one week's water God imagine fucking working for boba fair. He's like these little children with their water stealing. You're like, can you punish somebody? Please? Next he's gonna be like this pike syndicate a bunch of kids messing around The twin java people he's like, are you kids? 30 year olds will be 30 year olds We'll come and go what matters is how capable are they in a gunfights? You see because well seeing as they don't have they're not at all. Yeah, one time we saw them use a gun They aimed for the arbor Only one of them had a gun Yeah, the only one of them had a little inky dinky gun and he managed every single time to hit the black chrysanthemums armor I Stopped really under as well because if you remember he shoots like twice and then he's closed the distance so much He can get knocked out Do you think whenever they film an action scene now that they since like literally fucking the force awakens or whatever? They're like, uh, all right. We need an action scene We'll have a guy with a gun Just walk forward as you shoot it so then we can have the actual fight where you get closed and then someone's like Oh, well, why would I do that? And it's like no, we always that's just the best way to do it So you can the fight scene could be longer like it's just written in stone as a piece of advice Yeah, could you like your choreographer and they tell you like oh, here's a trick I don't know if you because it's your first time choreographing a scene if you have them Sort of aggressively running toward them while shooting then you can get them close enough that they can take the gun Off him and you just look at him like it helps up the yell yell before you do So they know you're coming and where you are That's important And you're just sitting there like well, no, we can't have him have the gun because you'll just shoot him and win He's like no, you can make the gun jam. Let's do that You're like, yeah, I guess we could Yes, we could do that Yeah, right, we could randomly have the gun jam like mando where gun jams for the first time for no reason just that we could facilitate a Action scene and then he refuses to grab Bill's gun because why would you do that? Yeah? Yeah You would do that Uh, I guess there's no weapons on board. Yeah that he could have it's sure whatever I guess Should I like throw something at the guy with the gun to distract him or should I take cover? No, no I saw he'll just run at you. It's all good. Yeah, that's great Guys bubble fed approaches all of these situations with such a level ahead He doesn't miss potential opportunities to find allies or make some more you should have died like 17 times by now But okay Money this makes him an extremely competent leader I mean even goes out of his way not to offend one of his new. Oh my god. He's actually got a reference. Oh my god I was using it as a joke He goes out of his way not to offend his people. That's great Dude, if your boss was constantly walking on eggshells in front of you I'm pretty sure you'd be like man. I feel like I could kind of take your job really Yeah, I think I should be the one in the armor quite frankly Because maybe I got some visions of my own for this place. Yep Who has one eye? He's been on them Sorry, it's an expression Don't have to be sorry, mate. I paid a lot for this I just I paid a lot for this. He even said I paid a lot for this Like hey chat, this was the thing we were just making fun of and now he's using it as an example of how great Boba Fett is Unbelievable I don't even think it made it into our episode coverage the edited version. No, um Fringy would have edited that part, but I'm assuming it's because it didn't quite come out clear I think there was a couple things being said Yeah, it's just because it just goes to show that even after the stuff gets edited There's just there's still more stupid in there. Oh, yeah And the way he calls me it feels kind of disrespectful to like that's your boss And he's like, oh, don't worry about it mate like all right. Yeah Dynamic is very off, but I'm here we go how we handled black croissant and he's just gonna say he didn't kill him and that's great Yeah That's it The black croissant is chubaca if you were a raging psychopath the killer with no control over his impulses Boba Fett has actually worked alongside the black croissant and they got a bit of history together And so Boba Fett knows Wait, he has no control over his impulse I don't remember a bounty hunter. I don't feel like they really sold that they had a history in the show at all um, whether or not they have They decanonized all of the the comic books and all the e.u. So Technically that history isn't there anymore. Hmm Was that having the black croissant and hunting him down is a terrible thing Luckily he and his minions managed to trap the beast in his rancor pits. Yeah Wow No, it's nothing not the dichotomy. I was going for um But he's like oh, he's like the guy who said that um that boba that uh, that uh Chewbacca wasn't a real character Oh, fucking hell. Chewbacca was just an animal. Yeah, you've triggered a memory but I can't remember who said that Who did say that? Yeah, it was the guy who was like covering your tlj video that we just sort of watched for funsies a little bit But it was shit And there was a part in it where he said that Chewbacca was just an animal He wasn't a character. Oh, okay And that pissed off a lot of people understandably because our our problem was that Chewbacca and the sequel trilogy was just relegated to a A memberberry chauffeur. Yes When especially an empire is probably his biggest role where he's much more layered and this is a lot going on for him Um, but no, yeah, you're right. He just drives people around in the sequel trilogy And then Ray kills him, but then she doesn't ha ha ha Black chrysanthemum is exiled from Kashyyyk and disgrace and had very few individuals who actually cared about him or kept in touch with them As a matter of fact, no one probably would have missed. Is he actually going to argue all of this stuff That nobody put into the show because they couldn't be bothered And that is going to be why boba decided to be nice, you know, it's like, ah, she showed him niceness To this creature that's been given such meanness You say that but remember earlier when I said That boba showing mercy and not killing that evil biker gang in the bar Led to that biker game killing The um the tuskens. Uh-huh. Well He let the black chrysanthemum go And later on he sees him assaulting and ripping the limbs off of innocent people In another establishment in town. So that's the second time That's worked out really well let someone go Yeah, where it's where where his his mercy if you want to call it that has really worked out well for other people He's literally creating more and more victims of a kind by not killing people Boba's watching this. He sees the direct effects of both decisions And uh in the case of the second one, he sees the guy attacking random people in the bar Ripping one of their arms off causing a huge ruckus and then He hires him People must fucking hate boba fett So much No, I do Nice and like apologizes for expressions. So they love him That's what I mean. What the hell do you think that like grander plans are? Where's where's boba fett gonna end up? I don't even think they know what their grander plans are Don't want to make him a good guy that much is clear They're gonna have a they're gonna want to do their i-man two scene with him and mando back to back shoot And I'm sure of it. I said it would happen in mando season two. We didn't get it So maybe it'll be in his season when mando guest stars next episode Well, somebody leaked that mando is going to be in the season finale I don't know if that's true, but it could be. Um, I as well. I know that There's theories that Han Solo is going to turn up in the finale as well Yeah, yep Fuck off Dude, do you think he'll shoot first? There's a good point in chat it seems As if offering leniency to vile people does not change their underlying character from being pieces of shit Whoa Turns out if you let someone go if they do something terrible you catch them and you let them go They will keep doing terrible things because they know that they're gonna get let off You think Han Solo will turn up and because boba fett's like a million years old somehow He'll he'll have Han Solo will shoot a bunch of people and be really chuffed and then and then boba will turn to him and say Great kid. Don't get cocky And then the whole audience will be like And then Han's like I'm glad I could help you mr. Fett. I will pass on My thing to luke because you guys are actually friends now, right? And then you'll be like, yeah, we're friends now. We're all friends and then they hug Because because that's what Star Wars fans want is boba fett to be friends with Han Solo. It would be really cool And then someone on twitter right fucking thread with like that was such an incredible emotional journey. How far boba fett and Han Solo have come It used to be enemies, but now they're allies. Isn't that incredible? That's I cried when I saw Han Solo and boba fett working together. What Star Wars is really about Really? It's about family Oh my god Maul is playing with his dolls again. This is what disney will do Yes And then boba fett offers Han Solo a job And then Han like puts his hand on on the helmet and he's like, you know, me and leia broke up And we're just like Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not like no. I'm not no no no just yeah, I think it looks off to the side The disney produces like you are You you are You are you're definitely You're a mega game You are super gay Also, if you're a clone of jango, that means that retroactively jango was also gay Everyone is gay all of them again They're all gay all the which means all the clones are gay. Yeah, that's the one The wookie if he just disappeared as a matter of fact when boba fett tries to return the black or santa and back to the hut twins The next day they just tell boba fett to sell them back to the gladiator pits once again That's where the black or santa used to work as a slave, but instead boba fett frees the black or santa There's no heart feelings. No life. Ted no demands. Yeah, so it's pathetic Nobody wanted this but that's fine This is insanely stupid almost killed them. It's like this This is boba fett reward gets rewarded by It's nuts. I None of this makes sense in any way. You can't slice this in a way that makes sense If his helmet is uh, baska, how do you get that dent in it? Some uh, baskar bullet Checkmate. Yeah Get fucked Go away even give him some advice about not taking jobs from scug holes boba fett and the black or santa kind of get each other They belong to a very small and elite group of top two bounty hunters Well, not all of these bounty hunters got along but boba fett clearly had respect for the wookie I hope his charity towards the black or santa didn't just say that black or santa was bought by the huts from a slave He was a slave gladiator thing. So is he he's been a bounty hunter for a couple days or what? Wait, maybe he was a bounty hunter and then things went a bit south and so he got turned into a gladiator And then he got purchased by the huts to be a assassin bodyguard Um, so he's he's a bit of an everyman. He's he's dabbled in all kinds of things bounty hunting gladiating assassinating, you know um So, you know, it's As you do you don't want to put all your eggs in one basket. You want to diversify your skill set What do you? Yeah, you do trades master of none might be right He's clearly not a master of assassinating nating. No clearly he needs to get a little bit more practice Yeah, so you know what? I'm not that much of an assassin So I guess I'll go back to the other skills that I've honed. Maybe I'll be a slave gladiator that worked out Now we decently all things considered Or maybe I'll try bounty hunting again. Maybe I'll I've always wanted to be a hairdresser. Maybe now's the time Look at these look at those braids I mean they look good on your braids. They're just hair Look at my head I don't even know how that metal braid sticks onto his hair. I thought it's it's way too loose to hold onto it It's it doesn't look like it's elastic. Anyway, I've given a reference in our chat with my little boba fat picture It's a steak in there. There's a big bloody steak. It's invisible though. Oh underneath it. It's it's like into his Any other side underside? Okay. All right. It's it's a clip on Like a tie. He just he those aren't actually attached to him He just puts it under his neck and clips them on to his fur and they just hang down Yeah, and there's a bit of tape as well Okay, all right. Yeah, I'm with it one day Just like how his other kind actions have also brought in more allies and friends Who watchers back because now that he has an integral like all this video is is be nice and everything will work Like oh no pretty much then in the ones in the one Am I If you're a crime lord or maybe like an army general Like you should not take this advice. You know, you can't no one should take this advice You can't you can't be the manager of a business and be infinitely forgiving To a fault and to just let employees take an advantage of you like This isn't good advice for anybody. There's a place for kindness and there's a place to be responsible and stern And there is a there is a thick line between Being overly charitable and being nice and allowing people to take advantage of you and walk all over you And you've got to know where that line is and you got to know not to cross it I'm super child just came in said I keep hearing black chris hansen Why don't you have a seat right there? Why don't you have a seat? Yeah? Acting drug dealing operation coming to tattooing. They'll need all the help he can get to fight them off So there you have it guys that is my analysis Stuff couple dude analysis All right, that's an interesting word to use. Yeah an analysis I think he's a great leader up until this point. He's taken a lot of terrible up until this point Yeah, I was gonna say he what he needed to redraft that because it makes it sound like he's failed recently Yeah, he did something that made him a very uncool dude guy. Yeah, no one wants to die for him now Nope situations, which are basically assassination attempts and turned them into beneficial Outcomes somehow it's it's somehow is a good. Yes somehow If I continue doing this so that he can actually bring some stability to this hellhole known as tattooing well guys Yeah, everyone should hate him He could only have made it worse because he killed a five-year leader and then he just hoped everyone would work for him How could he possibly hide all the people who make everyone's? Yeah He's making the live He's paying people who stole water from the local trader and he killed the recent like leader like these things are not encouraging less chaos He ruined the marketplace. He punished the people who killed the tuskens He's like doing all the things that would make you be hated And then he hires this assassin He heard that it took a month's pay to get a week's worth of water and he didn't give a fuck He didn't care you'd imagine like that should be Uh, the twins told chrysanthem. They were like if you fail the assassination We're just gonna pretend to disown you so he'll hire you and then you can kill him at night when your body got It'll be fine It's a backup plan. He hires everybody who tries to kill him It's amazing. I don't yeah, it's it's bizarre I You see those smuggling c4 in the rancor. They just smuggle a whole set of assassins inside the rancor because it's just a plastic rancor What if you can clearly what if they just had really not a real rancor? Yeah I think we're going to shut up ranc What if they just had that massive palette? It was just full of c4. It was just a massive pile of c4 And they just said ah, yes, please accept this gift of a massive island No rancor was like, ah This went like crazy and fanning themselves. They're like, please accept this rancor and he's but was like that doesn't look like a rancor No, it's definitely a rancor. Thank you so much C4 is emotionally complex. All right. I want to ride it. I want to ride the c4 Yeah, you ride the rancor Yeah, Danny trail is just supposed to hit the plunger when he gets onto it Immediately is like, yeah, you can climb it onto it go right ahead Yep It would fit Boba Fett's character of being one of the dumbest idiots in all of the galaxy It's a pilot. They could draw a smiley face on it. It's like, no, this is uh, this is a rancor It's a little fangs on the frowny face. Maybe a little fangs on it. There's a rank Piles of the piles of c4 are emotionally complex Danny trail runs behind the pile of c4 going Like an actual unity It's an aggressive look at a smiley face like, oh man, this rancor looks way friendlier than the ones I've known and 20 chairs was like Yeah, they're very emotional complex animals Like he's he's scooting it inside. He's all about to take it the twins are just like are you are you for real like This wasn't supposed to work So how does the analyst will call him from this video? How does that same person? Two weeks earlier make a video called why Boba Fett's peaceful approach to crime will eventually fail I I thought maybe it was going to be a different host and a different writer for this channel and they just didn't talk with each other But it's the same guy He still looks to shovel in homeless He's the same guy. I don't know how do you I can't explain it a week a week from now after watching episode five. He's gonna change his mind completely again And by seven he'll be back on. He's brilliant actually Like the issue cycle People think this is like let me let's look at some of the comments. Oh, no, do we have to? This is 7.1 thousand up votes and as far as I can tell only 150 down or 160 down it's but it's bizarre um I like Boba's maturity wisdom and confidence in himself. He is acting like a man who is at peace with himself and past Uh, uh cute No, these are dumb. These are just Fear Fear can only get you so far. It never creates true loyalty What Boba is doing is a far more stable and sustainable way of gaining power and respect The largest empire the world has ever known was fucking Attila the Hun Uh, it's just like it's con, right? Oh, yeah, Genghis Khan. You're right. Yeah at Genghis Khan um How many emperors did Rome have how many three? Reality stands in stark contrast to this insistence That if you're just nice it creates a very strong Well, it's it's complicated, right? There's there's there's obviously a need to make friends Like it's really important in terms of geopolitics to have friends and to have people who's Interest aligned with yours and to work together to achieve broader objectives Like you can't really be an island But like what it means to to do that is complicated Sometimes it means being incredibly diplomatic with people but sometimes, you know countries go to war Like it happens It's it's not When you're like when you're a leader, especially like a criminal organization I don't know that it's as simple as if you fuck me over. I will do nothing in response It's cool. And I'm really not upset about it Like even if you're not really upset about it, it might still be worthwhile to demonstrate that you are powerful and you're willing to take action Just feels like an incredibly naive Oh my god, I got a reason to comment Well, real quick the description of his video about how his peaceful approach will eventually fail The description says mutual respect with your vassals is a lofty goal But sometimes you had just half to crush skulls. Oh That was two weeks ago. What happened, dude I know all the great all of the great emperors of mankind all the great kings and leaders Who had vast empires and long lineages go away go away. I don't want to talk to you Um All these people they considered themselves equal with their vassals and equal with their servants and their Advisors. Yes. Yes, of course. Absolutely. They definitely didn't see themselves as Someone in chat has mentioned a marky valley quote that I remember where he said that being loved and feared as ideal It's safer to be feared if you can have only one and you must avoid being hated It's like, yeah Yep That really follows You know what I think happened I because I'm reading some of the comments on His video about how his approach will fail and his comments are like disagreeing with him. So maybe He read the room and changed his mind. I guess to appease his commenters That's my guess. Otherwise, I don't understand it at all I guess the problem is that there's no you're not going to get There is there is absolutely a conversation to be had here about optimal strategies to employ to try and basically build like an empire and to gain allies and and curry favor and and uh, how to win friends and influence people Yeah, in a certain sense Book of overfed isn't interested in doing that book of overfed is very surface level Not we're not we're not going to Vision of what a little bit favorite character Because the people who write these shows are what it's like john favreau It's like he's just he's just a mental 12 year old. I just scottabay. I'm more willing to accept that. He doesn't care And he's just yeah, that's maybe that's the case um We got some comments here. Oh Thank you for your this is mando addict said this. Oh, no Um, thank you for your analysis and insight. I agree with you Favreau and feloni are giving us a far more interesting character in boba fed He is no longer a one dimensional character, but an evolving one The writing is excellent and well-paced Keep up your incisive and witty analysis Uh, by the way Yeah, I was gonna say in terms of dimensions palpating probably had more In the sequel trilogy than he did in the ot which is better But yeah, we all know the answer to that Uh melieko says This one's insane. This is what I figured out. He was doing from the moment He befriended the tuskens after what they did to him if that were me My reaction would have been to beat the snot out of that kid for torturing me He didn't goes to shoe boba fed is a better human than I okay after After seeing the consequences of his actions of kindness. I actually felt like a terrible person I began paying much closer attention to his reactions to situations Opening up to other possibilities besides violence and where those decisions could lead him Being kind to someone won't always mean that they'll have your back But that they won't come after you later, but it does mean they won't 100 hate you Someone said someone says good on you for that kind of self-reflection These people are not You can you can absolutely explore the thing of like even if you get screwed over if you respond with kindness or whatever That that might be a way that you want to go through life I guess the problem is that that is probably in congress with being a crime lord That you can take that kind of approach because you have to be pragmatic as fuck You have to be you have to be thinking about what the like it can't just be about your reactions to things It needs to be about how your reactions will be perceived by other people People within your organization people who might want to take over your organization enemies the law like it You can't really have that kind of approach If he was really in congress with the story that they're trying to tell of basically somebody who's like I'm gonna Mellow out and not hold grudges and be really zen and calm and just go through life and not try to you know pick fights And where does that come from because he fell into a pit and then got enslaved Why would this be the thing that causes such a radical change in his character? I think the fun summary is when people these you say it as um Boba Fett fell into the sarlacc pit and then he cared about native rights. It's like I don't understand Of all the connections you could make that's the one that's just so far away Yeah, you just sit here thinking like what did the writers think they were doing? Like the the the the sand belongs to the task is just like oba fair. Why do you care? I thought you wanted don't you want to go home? And then you think back to the ot and when he's walking around javas palace all he's thinking about is those tuskens. They deserve their sand back And I don't care that He fell in the sarlacc and he was like, you know getting eaten by the sarlacc It's much like the tuskens were eaten by the the modernization of tatooine and now I I associate with them Well, yeah, it's he fell into the pit and then all of a sudden he gives a shit about these sorts of social issues I don't he fell into the Why can't we just have him be like an antsy hero? Why can't we do that? Why can't we have him be making decisions that are morally dubious? Nope Not as marketable. I guess I guess they're It would be very cool to have an interesting badass character who doesn't mess around and we'll Kill the fuck out of you crazy crazy thing I I'm a friend of mine watching arcane And is very much liking it one of the things that they mentioned was how It was surprised certain things were done because surely It's it's it's going to knock you out of having a bigger audience Uh specifically it'll lock you out of having younger people Which these shows are clearly built to be able to have fucking babies watch it and it's like I could see a suit being like, yeah, that's better because we'll have more eyes and it's just like How many people have been talking about arcane? Like yeah, I think that there is real interesting Again star wars battlefront 2 the big hype for that was we get to play as empire And then that wasn't what happened and people were really disappointed Yeah, they got off that real quick. He's like nope. Actually, you're the good guy. I'm not even talking about um following characters that are Morally dubious or even just full on evil. I'm talking about I guess edge Being a bit more adult, right? Like people people are receptive to uh more mature I guess the problem is though that when you look at what is super super successful right now like marvel So again, I'm pretty sure uh This is interesting that this got brought up because moon night apparently that trailer has Got more views than like any of the other marvel shows didn't at first I think I honestly think people people are ready for edge like we need a bit more Apparently dead evil was back to like in the top 10 in the nielsen writings recently. Yeah I think that's because he was in spider-man, right? Well, but I guess it would be the idea that there was like some renewed interest in the character and the show The show still has to hold people's attention, right? I can't just be dead ever It's not like the 2003 film has suddenly gone loads of sales or watching Yeah, it's because the dead evils show again is something that we all have written off as like we'll never get that again They're not gonna do it. They don't have the balls and it sucks because If it's like yeah, but it's disney It's like there's not a drop of blood in your fucking Boba Fett show. How did that happen? Wouldn't I remember the dude who got shot by the rocket and he just disappeared? Yeah, the guy got his arm torn off no blood Yeah, no blood meanwhile in a new hope when he got his arm cut off. There was blood everywhere It was there was blood. Yeah It was a dismembered arm on the ground and it was a big deal and they called the cops I Like I genuinely think that it's it's kind of bullshit like the whole the homogenization into everything being sanitized and soft And so consumable for everybody's like you make some harder stuff and Boba Fett was your perfect choice for it Imagine a Disney product that was like, yeah, I guess children can't watch this like that's fine. That's fine Make it a show that's not required to understand the other films or whatever But make it a show that fucking represents the character Have him fucking kill somebody for Christ's sake There was so much sanitized stuff though like you know that When you look at uh, it's like in first person shooters now right when you got your little heroes doing their fucking dance moves and shit and like a war story In a war game. There's like Yeah, people talking about how much fun it is that they're having in a war zone. It's really Ha ha better luck next time. I did so good. Yeah, I still got it Isn't the world in some global horrific economic crisis? No, we're having fun doing our little battles here It's like Rip off rip open a belly and intestines fall out. That's what I want do it. Yeah Fucking shove a thermal detonator inside after doing that and kick them off like a platform and explode I have an intense interrogation, you know with a guy He's you know holding over the rooftop if you don't want make it do something Yeah, make a dark star wars. I mean go for it show blood and explosions and get gritty and Do it man Put someone's put a neck is about wars anymore. They can't have anything Star chats Then walking around Star nice Star lame And you know nuts as well You might think for a moment Well, all of us feel kind of the same chat seems to feel the same Like surely with enough people feeling this is like dude We are we are a lower voice compared to the main set of people who just eat this shit up They're like, yeah, Boba fat. Yeah He's so smart and clever. Wow. This is so well written. There are people who consider this a top tier star wars That's what I'm saying like that. I don't know if Disney are ever gonna get the message But best we can do is keep saying this is shit and giving reasons and then see what they do But I think that if they had released a bit more of a hardcore boba fat They would have gotten much more attention and much higher ratings. Oh for sure It would have been Yeah, but then they wouldn't have been able to have it on disney plus because all the Soccer moms and all the care and to be like Show that to my children. How dare you have this on disney plus Can't they have disney after dark or some shit? I don't know I think they got their vest and there's like a sub brand that they have where it's got all of the like fuck stuff that's You know They have to right like they can't just be for kids forever You're gonna have the fact is like a lot of the people who love star wars as kids are all fucking growing up They want some hardcore shit now. I'm not sure I'm not sure that kids now Like I'm pretty sure marvel is like the main thing now Also than star wars. There's this funny realization too in my head where I'm just like, you know when I was fucking like 10 I'd loved arcane and it's like, yeah, but there's lots of blood in arcane. Lots of people die. It's like I want to see both of that kill people when I was 10. Sure. It's like I want to play grand theft or no I mean, don't most kids watch Jurassic Park when they're like little people getting eaten alive by dinosaurs Like and they come on kids love that kind of stuff So when I was like six like this is the shit Yeah, how old were you guys when you watched like predator alien? I was eight Yeah, probably I was a little I was a little late on go ahead No, I would say I'm just probably like 10 probably I'd say I remember my dad waiting until I was eight And then he showed me a whole bunch and one of the first was silenced the lambs Which is a disturbing movie to watch when you're eight. Fuck it. I loved it That's one of my favorite movies I know I watched when I was probably just too young to actually watch them, but I love them. So Yeah, I think I've said it before but my family were hilarious. I was I was allowed to see those But I wasn't allowed to see anything with a boob in it No, the boob Oh like no eighties movies ever Well, uh, sometimes if they knew where the boob was they would be okay with it because they would cover eyes Sort of thing But the funny thing is you could watch a person get shredded into tiny pieces of meat And my mom and dad just be like chilling happy with smiles and then when they see a boob like oh god, you'll die Oh, no, not the boobies Oh Yeah, my parents were a little more. Um, they shielded me a bit from that sort of thing. Um, my dad if he Played quake. I wasn't allowed to watch, you know, I wasn't allowed to see the simpsons stuff like that. Um They weren't like overly serious about it, but they kind of there was a barrier, uh there The simpsons have anything to do with the fact that it was a bit critical of like religion Anyway, I don't think so. I think it was just seen by them as uh an adult ish cartoon I guess in their mind. So I mean the simpsons is like an adult card. Yeah, I Simpsons with my crack since before I could remember I was watching simpsons just Since go I can't remember a time where I wasn't watching it It was always like 6 p.m. Was perfect every night It's always I have a um That like I I didn't really have video games or things that want to play them It was at other people's houses and whatnot and I always had a big fascination with them because you know if something's Forbidden, you know, it's very alluring and interesting and you want to learn about it. So yeah, it was Um Yeah, so eventually like I didn't get I didn't get unrestricted internet access until I was in college So I did because my parents had no idea how the internet worked Um, so I was just uh kind of how it was for me The internet taught me a lot very quickly Not to mention fucking xbox 360 voice lobbies that was uh Uh, we were the generation that had no prep for that. That's just you were thrown in you would hear everything Oh, yeah, and so that made me um man that Those model were for two lobbies and everything. It was all fair game. And so you get bathed in that and Oh, you have to wade through the muck and the gunk and the Racial slurs and the sexual comments and all the horrific things people say And you bathe and marinate mat and you come out invulnerable on the other side Yeah, you go you go back to real life where they're like oh man Shut up, you know like you don't know what I've seen I've seen man-made horrors beyond your wildest comprehension And then they were like time to ban it and you're like, oh that was okay, I guess wow And now it's just I like it just doesn't bother me that sort of thing just doesn't bother me at all Because I because I was exposed to that in the safest possible environment that you could ever have You could leave whenever you want you were anonymous You could back out. They couldn't actually do anything to you To borrow the analytical skills of this man on screen You went one of two ways you became immune or you decided it's time to find a way to ban words Sad, so that was uh Oh, okay, let's see maybe there's an outro Maybe he'll say like all April fools he banned era boba feds. I got you e-fab. We're like, oh my god Oh, man, he knows Pretty great. What you think about boba feds leadership abilities So far also don't forget to subscribe and hit that notification Below so you don't miss out on the rest of our awesome content as usual. Thanks for joining us today if you're watching this you are Generation tech. No, I'm not but if I'm not watching this channel name for a second What a tarot. I hate their logo. I am not generation tech and you can't make me It's like it looks like the like a like an old scooby-doo Like the name of an episode that's how they would font it with you know Don't insult scooby-doo like that. Yeah, no it sort of it does it does though. Well, we did it. Um We did it. Yeah I'm we're at three and a half hours, which means Especially that plus the fact that jay is unable to make it means we will not be doing the second video today What was the second video going to be mahler well, I did put in the tiles So I can reveal if you can tell what cs on tss means. What do you think that means? Oh? Counter-strike on the subs sonic close It was close Content cs on tss the See it on tss cinemas inns on the the starship troopers The suicide squad you did it Yes cinemas inns on the suicide squad jay seemed excited to cover the video The reason that I I was interested in covering it's because I saw it through Bob vids his new video about cinemas inns the amount of the stuff he says about that movie in that video There'll be plenty for us to talk about Hey, I've got a question maybe Because we are efap and we've been going for many hours Maybe you should bug him bug. Maybe you should poke jay and maybe he's up now I don't think he's gonna he went to sleep like Four and a half hours ago, and I was speaking to him right before he did and he was exhausted So yeah, no He ain't up yet And you know what that's okay. That is okay Um because yeah, some people aren't built for it. That's fine. We'll have uh, they can't handle it Well, I was gonna say rags. We got we're quite a few messages to be able to get through uh Yeah, all right white the the the mother load as they say the the amount Oh of super chat this episode that's very generous and I said I want to normalize You know three and a half hours before we do super chats. That's great. That's a really strong amount, you know Yeah Look rags me you and fringy getting old. You can't be doing 10 hours of video coverage every time Um Yeah, that video was terrible and this will just this will just act as the A boba fat episode of efap. I don't know that we would do another one unless there's another video that catches my attention by the time the whole season's done, but um What you'll be getting is our coverage for only halfway through the season tomorrow. Well, yeah, I was from saying Is it good? Oh, um Tomorrow. Yes sin. That sounds exciting It will be rags once it rags and moller needed back to tank Yeah I wouldn't mind it back to tank That sounds comfy I would worry that does his um, I have a I forget does his thing cover his nose or is it just the mouth? I think it's just the mouth Because I feel like if I'm sleeping in that stuff I would just exit just breathe in through my nose or attempt to and just get a oof. That would be so uncomfortable Yeah, that would be because even when you're underwater And you have some you have just the goggles that cover your um Your eyes and you also have the masks that kind of cover your nose as well I know when you go snorkeling you want to have that stuff covering your nose just so that you don't accidentally You know accidentally just breathe in through your nose And you can't eat you know because you don't want to get you don't want to get water up your nose That is not it's not a pleasant thing. You're so right top notch. Someone says you can breathe back to Well, then why does he have the thing? maybe it's um It's like nutrients or something that he breathes in to help his lungs or Like because even when luke was in the tank he wore something Yeah, I thought over his mouth, right? I was just a healing juice. I didn't know that you could breathe it in but I had no idea Um, but rags. How else can you wash your brain? You wash your brain with mental exercises Like mathematics and memory games. Yeah In civilization four Um, but yeah, uh that's always girl capital opinions and metal all three of you Would you would you wish to take this juncture to to jump out or would you like to stay for a little longer? I have no life. I'm staying Anna do you have a life also? Anna do you have a life? I have a life, but uh I'm already I decided while I was gonna be on efeb since I had 12 hours. I assumed I'm working on a painting so I'll hang out Oh, well, we could still end up going 12. Is it bib fortuna? No, it's omniman actually Oh my goodness gracious You need to you need to make a memorial bib fortuna who was able to run a city successfully for many years Apparently until he was killed by the dastardly the cowardly Boba Fett. It's like wild bill hickock. Yeah um I suppose before we even playing noxals to someone asks because you haven't brought me to 10k subs yet on my twitch channel That's why So yeah before we even answer a single super chat, um, we we set this up a long time ago And it's finally time Um Anna you you once had a story to tell but we ran out of time I suppose We must we must now discover it. Yeah You you casually mentioned to us that you'd been shot And the the bullet is still in what was it your collar bone? It's still in my collar bone That is metal assuming of course. It's not too personal. What in the wambles happened You know, I kind of blocked most of it out of my memory I just remember we were in the woods And I was there with my mom my sisters and one of my mom's friends that we usually did outdoorsy stuff with And I remember like I had a BB gun I don't remember what anyone else had and then my sister started crying So I went over to like get the target thing and then I just I guess I got shot and uh Yeah, I just remember being in a lot of pain, but I didn't want to go to the doctor Or a bullet I bullet Why did somebody shoot you with a bullet? I don't know. You know what kind of was was it like a 20? I don't know. I was really young and I kind of blocked it out I just I remember being in a lot of pain And crying but I I didn't want to go to the doctor because I know the doctors like have needles And I'm afraid of needles and my parents are kind of like just rub some dirt in it kind of thing Um, maybe not Maybe not Well, I survived and I never went to the doctor What my mom was nice enough to do though where she got me It's like a a silicone lotion that you put on it. And so I didn't scar I mean, I can tell where the scar used to be but nobody can see it unless they point it out to them Sorry, did I count you never went to a doctor? No, not until much later. So that's why it's still in I was gonna say like You might have you know, you want to make sure right that you're not gonna get infected and stuff in it Yeah Well, good, uh, do you like having the bullet there or are you like do you You're a grat not Oh, I've had a bullet in me. I'd name it I Mean I was a kid I I think my fear of doctors outweighed my fear of any kind of infection considering I didn't really know what that was But now I just like freaking people out with it because I can like move it around Wow, and so yeah Move around with your finger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people can see it. Yeah, here. Let me I don't know. Can I share a video on discord? Because I'll film myself like just maybe I think so I would love to see you around your pet bullet If you want it so the the chat could see as well. Can you take a photo? Um, well, maybe even record a quick video No, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna get a quick one on my phone Is it malignant? Oh no Oh Yeah, I also got uh, my leg sliced open by a tractor and it burned my leg. So that was fun too. I didn't go to the doctor for that either Wow You're it's like me and the tooth thing my brother's forehead. Oh, yeah, it's tooth went into your brother's forehead Yeah Rags those that she wants to follow up, but he won't give it No, I'm just gonna tell the story right now Later Yeah, you did Nothing I mean it just long story short We were very very young and we went to the the arkansas state capital, which is an incredible capital Uh marvely and wonderfully and lovely and it was christmas time and they do all the lights and everything So when we were young we would go out there to check out all the lights and the capital and the The grounds out there by the river market in little rock and so We were in the capital and I we were little and very little and as As little kids are wants to do we run around and have a gay old time and we're just Him hauling and acting up and running up and down the stairs and trying to get lost and We both came around the corner at the same time, you know, I was a little bit taller than my brother So my tooth hit his forehead And part of it snapped off and fell on the floor some of it Was still in my My jaw there was blood everywhere. I was dazed. He was crying. It was a terrible scene a horrible calamity Uh, but everyone was okay And he got a butterfly bandage and I'll cleaned up later And as his wound started healing Even so a little another little piece of my tooth came out of his forehead a few days later the skull didn't absorb Wow, I had to get a fake But one of my my front right tooth is fake. I'm a cyborg It is a false tooth It with cement and everything so Oh Yeah, he's his scars healed up all the way But that was that was fun. That was a fun christmas adventure Well, there you go Yeah, there you go I'm that's right. I'm I'm I'm one of the mods from the book of boba fat That's right chat. I have a uh, I have a cyborg tooth and one day if I'm lucky just like the piston foot man Um, I will be able to just I will be able to use my cyborg tooth for something very important Can only hope um Yeah, sorry you got shot It's more so people like the mystery of who shot me It was either my mom or my sisters or one of them Wait, do you not know who it was? You know, I never thought to ask but uh, that would have been my first question. I think Yeah Do you really want to know the answer to this question? It's either my mom or one of my sisters. So it's like either way the answer is going to be shitty. So you'd rather just assume it I mean Well, I'm pretty sure it was the adult in the situation. Damn Is that better or worse? um Or our relationship is better now than when I was a child No, it's a bit of for an adult to have shot you were a child. I assumed the child Oh, my mom really hated me when I was a kid. Did she hate you that? Oh you survived. Oh That's great. I'm you have the silicon cream or whatever. It's gonna look great Yeah, it's a pretty fucked up story, but people like to hear it I just like freaking people out with the bullet thing and then like I have a tube in my eye as well Because I was born without a tear duct and so I got surgery when I was in women It's women. They just no tear ducts. They just cry Unfeeling soulless Well, no the problem with not having a tear duct is that you constantly cry because it doesn't uh, regulate it through your eyes your eye just leaks No, moisture is it just doesn't filter it out. So your eye just constantly leaks. So everyone's like, why are you always crying? I'm like, I'm not fucking crying. You should sell it for water on tattooing I could but I got the surgery to get it fixed. So I had a a tube in my skull And it went like in my eye through my nose and goes all the way to the back of my throat And then when I was in high school, I played water polo and I got punched in the face a lot And so half of the tube broke And so I sneezed and the half that broke popped out of my eye Oh my god. So now I just have a hole And so I can do a lot of cool stuff with it, which is like really fun Like I the kids were over uh Christmas. They're like, can you blow bubbles with it? So I learned I can blow bubbles with my eye hole. I can I can blow smoke out of it when I like smoke I'm looking really hard and I can't look like my eye is smoking No, I can blow smoke out of it. I've done it a few times on stream I can like drink water with it and this is one of the problems like withholding my breath It's like I would have to hold my eye closed to Chat you lost for this Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah, because it's an extra hole that you have to make sure is closed when you with breath You make an interesting you just a scuba diver Oh, I can never go scuba diving. So to go scuba diving you have to have like the same pressure in both like So if you like Oh, that would be a nightmare So because of my eyes don't have the same pressure. I can't go scuba diving or something very bad would happen And I don't want to know what it is. Oh Yeah, you don't want to yeah, don't mess around with pressure when you're scuba diving That's the number one rule scuba diving's don't hold your breath Hmm I knew that Yeah, no No, that's that's a big one. You don't hold your breath when you're scuba diving you will You will hurt yourself. Maybe kill yourself Hmm. Keep breathing in and out. Well, it's because of the uh difference in the water pressure will uh Manifest I guess Yeah, different gases react to uh pressure in different ways and like your bloodstream and your body So you want to keep reading in and out in and out That reminds you You know that like you are that chemistry is a thing that all of this stuff is happening in reality Is like a byproduct of a whole bunch of different elements and compounds interacting with each other. Oh, yeah Like I remember yesterday. I was just uh, I was listening to the kozak's video on terraforming venus and talking about how like After they freeze the planet The atmosphere will just be nitrogen. So if you don't mind suffocating you can walk on venus And I was just thinking like man, you're just so accustomed to the idea that you could breed shit Like what happens when you go somewhere Where there's like absolutely I got a video of my bullet Oh, oh boy, nice And you know what I mean with the price of ammunition these days I mean you're carrying around a gold mine in there. So this can see I know right never gets tough. You can always get that out. All right, let's see It is uploading now show us long guide. It's not available yet Yeah patience is a virtue No, okay. It looks much cooler when it's not zoomed in like this, but this was the only angle I could really get Oh very exciting Um, you get it Nice. Oh god I'm waiting I'm waiting for it to be I'm gonna watch everyone else on stream I just want to open up the lc and it's just like frozen in the file explorer. What the fuck is that? Oh, you can't see it Give me I've never why is my computer freezing like that. All right. So is it cool or not cool? Um, oh, it's cool. It's interesting. That's for sure. I think it's cool. Thank you All right, uh, I can't even Can't right click on it or move my What the fuck is happening with my computer right now? That looks like it's loose on it's open with the lc and it's just like frozen my file You're gonna close it and try it again so It's not loose then or um I don't know what I mean It kind of just stays around my collarbone if I move it for too long it starts hurting So I think there might have to be like a pocket or something here where it can move around in or maybe I don't know what's really there in your skin the chat reactions Wait, are you showing it on stream? I did. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how you did. Yeah, that should be fine I don't think youtube has a problem with that I don't think yeah, I'll I can't open this file. It's not playing nice with my computer for whatever reason It's like freezing up my file explorer. So yeah, I gotta get rid of it. I gotta delete it. Just make sure Just rewind the the stream then you can see it there. Yeah. I'll watch this. I just want to take care of this now I don't want it to linger Yeah Is it in the recycle bin? Now it's fun when I go into airports because When you go through like the scanning like it doesn't beep or anything. I think like so much has grown over it or something But they always ask me about it Um Also, that's interesting. I always show something that's like not um You know like the game it like fucking freezes it and now dolphin has frozen entirely That's not good. Oh, no Good job my yeah, I'm having it this file is doing something to my computer Well the one innocent I'm sorry. Uh weird It's just an empty four Yeah, yeah, it's not well it won't open in windows the normal windows media player by default And when I right click to open with vlc It like froze the file explorer and I had to close it through an alternate means and now i'm trying to delete it And i'm having difficulty doing that I'm sorry, uh It's a virus I'll blame the eyes. I got a saw the saw and elaborate ruse I know I broke everything No, i'm broke everything fine for me. All right. Let's ask the chat. Was that worth the wait? Because I think I told you guys about that like a year or two ago They've been on pins and needles the whole time There we go I want to go back to yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yuck. Yes. We're yuck. Way more yeses Yes Good cool beans I'm glad you guys can do that. That's just set up and pay off guys narrative. Yeah the art of narrative Yeah, the evaporites, you know, they're they're on point. They know what they're doing So you thought that detail wouldn't come back. You thought it wouldn't be Everything's everything comes back Yeah Uh Is everyone all right for me to begin reading these pump chimps No um Sure, I got a command prompt this though To get rid of this file um I do not know what's going on with your computer for that to happen Whole adventure today, hasn't it? Hmm. It's not even I'm gonna try and delete it myself. Well, that was easy I can't I can't even close my windows bar to do look for command prompt. I'm gonna restart my computer Yeah, sounds like The option to restart my computer uh I didn't mean to break it I don't think this Bigger is going on than a No, this is a this is a really bad file that is I don't know what it's doing with my computer, but it is It's fucking around with stuff Hmm Yeah, I am going to see What is up here, let me try more time to delete Hmm Yeah, I'm gonna have to do uh, hmm. All right, give me a second. It's just an mp4 from a phone. I don't see how it's the file Anna, why did you destroy everything windows? Just us windows are you guys asked about the bullet? I didn't know we were gonna talk about this today. You destroyed rags pc. You sent him all of the virus You all able to delete it because I did No, they're all dead Uh, no, it's gone. This didn't cause any problems. I don't know what's this say. Yeah We're just a windows tells him because it's windows Hmm And my pc exploded well uh first one of the day is mohler. You're gay Got him. All right I've listened to the batman theme over 10 times now Uh, now i'm praying the movie's as good as the music that's attached to it Sure, I hope so too. I want it to be good Should rather listen to the orchestra version of gayfish Yeah, that's uh for me at the moment See, I thought that should have been the theme for the batman movie. I felt like that's more suitable. Um You know I'm a gay. It's so good. I've listened it like 15 times already. Right I can't wait to see mando in mando de finale lull I don't care when he shows up. You'll have fanfare and we'll be like who the hell cares. It's just gray boba fat Hi rags and everyone Hello Can someone say hi on behalf of rags Hi. Oh, hi. There you go nailed it Uh, his name was robert polson. Yeah, meatloaf died Uh Sad but a lot of people point out like bike club as a role I don't think i'm that familiar with his filmography nor his music, but um Definitely aware of him, you know Yeah Yeah Found another goofy animal for today the piglet squid Piglet squid. All right. Let's give you a look see Oh my look at them Bring you have you seen this thing I haven't but uh, let me let me take a look piglet squid No way you wouldn't react to it That looks funniest fuck Look at him Oh my god, look at that thing So tiny it expands as well blows up into a big little ball A big little ball A big little ball. I'm stand by it Rags, how are things? Well, we're gonna find out the computer started with no issues and I can open my Windows options now. So what I'll do is I'll just uh Delete it the old fashion. Well, it's not the old fashion way It's uh, you can delete it manually without interacting with the file itself I I had this issue once when I downloaded a weird text file or not a text file It was a font and for whatever reason this one font just Fuck absolutely fucked with the computer and so I had to delete it manually and things went back to normal So how do I just weird computer stuff that happens? Yeah Windows being windows It wasn't me Oh try to convince us. Otherwise you will have no luck The only reason our other PCs weren't destroyed is because we have top of the line McAfee defense systems Fuck no Okay, yeah, I mean, yes metal has the metaverse zucker big version. I guess but still Yeah, I got the lizard lizard pack as well. Yeah Isn't that just a standard pack Shut up If bogey bogey fett is bad just wait until disney tries to remake firefly They have the rights to it and there is word. They're working on a reboot for disney plus. Isn't that already like confirmed I thought that was announced already. Yeah Everyone is sad it will never be as good as it was They're also working on a life action aristocats movie. Yeah, I heard about that Really? Everyone wants that Do they mean live action in the like delusion of john favreau brain or like actual cats No, wait, there's gonna be real cats. No, yeah, they're doing a lion king. I don't use real animals anymore for movies Empty recycle bin and we live action phantasia. They have mickey mouse, but he's a literal mouse It is I'm gonna I'm gonna assume that in the remake. We're not gonna get the chinese siamese cat who says Chai yung fu yung fu yung, fauchan cookie always wrong and he's playing the piano with the chopsticks We're probably not I would imagine that Get us ashamed. Yeah, if I was a better man, I I would not assume that's gonna be in there Yeah, I don't think we're gonna get that one. Which is a shame because that was really funny I remember liking that quite a bit as a kid when I watched it. Um, but that's your racist. Yeah. Well, you know what that's racist in training That's all right Everyone. I mean, you're not gonna get breakfast at tiffany's these days either, but you know, just I hate that movie so much What really you What? Okay, rags Do I need to remind you Anna thinks the night before christmas sucks and the water is terrible Jesus Christ That bullet is something to you that the lead your clear lead poisoning you clearly have it in your bloodstream That's what got the romans. They say I can't believe it. What you It's so boring out of all of audrey's movies. That one. I think is just so overrated your k-rex Why do you like breakfast at tiffany's? I love the acting and I love the chemistry between the characters and I love the cat and The mystery is a chinese man Rags are getting slaughtered right now in the marketplace of ideas Clearly unwell This one just has the biggest twist in efab history. I'm assuming they're talking about arcane. I don't know Yeah Pretty sure me and fringy had the most common reaction to it. I'm pretty sure That's the twist is there is no twist. Yeah, so it can't be controversial in this one. Wow, ryan Super ready for us to be Would you say wow ryan? ryan johnson where it's like, well the twist is uh, fuck you Eat shit that about sums of his whole career. Yeah Yeah No, no, no, guys, she throws up when someone tells a lie. Isn't that clever do you remember? God red videos little uh, little little skit Where they they said like the the the wine taster or something and it was like We're directed by ryan johnson where it's just set up so that he'll pull wide at a glass But it just moves. It's like a half meter to the left. Just pour it on the table. It just starts laughing It's like, yeah. Yeah, I remember that the chris seven. Yeah Every once in a while they they would take uh, they take hits at tlj afterwards You've been rich rich evans Sorry wrong wrong Wrong god like a john s. Yes Wrong Hollywood hero chris helmsworth Helms with Now that's now that's deep. No, that's a deep That's one of the best fucking moments that but when he just he's almost he's drunk, right? He's like you're calling him helmsworth There's probably it That was the ghostbusters video the ghostbusters 2016 video. Oh, they were getting all that dan adcroyd Yeah, dan adcroyd's crystal vodka. Um, which is actually pretty good. I've tried it. It's pretty good I think it was no like all at all. You know, no glycol. No glycol. Yeah, no glycol. No glycol Last thing I want in my crystal skull vodka is glycol What I liked about it the moment so much was that he presents the whole issue of hippostrasia. I think where it just goes I'm sorry. I'm sorry Now now then he made him apologize to chris helmsworth. He constantly thinks that you're talking to him Uh Entirely unrelated to this stream, but you boys get duma to look into the group the proto man their entire Discography is about one story Why didn't you send that to him? Duma radio on this one like oh man Uh today's animal of the day is an eye. Eye. Okay. How many people are sending us animals of the day captain How do you spell that Like like like uh a y e a y e saying I like eye eye. Yeah Yeah, aye. Aye. It is a primate. Oh, it's an ugly little fucker. Oh my goodness gracious I think I think fringy. You'll say that's cute That's called an eye Ah, he's he's got his own little charm That's nice of you to say fringy. That's the nicest way you could put it fringy In german that thing is just called a finger animal The name of the animal Finger animal, what? Okay, jimmy you could be a debate is a lot of things but naming stuff you need to work on that one at least It's like this wikipedia says like the finger animal or eye eye I think you should go with eye eye first and put finger animal like somewhere else confusing like Is there a foot animal? Or I guess it would be toe animal We should call it new england. Oh, that's real creative. What do you call it new hands? Eye eyes are kind of like people where some of them are really cute and some of them are just horrifically terrifying They probably think the same. Oh, that's a gift. It moves. Ah, kill it. Well rags point was the humans of that way Yeah So that would light up. Yeah Uh, some of these are just like All right Some are cute. Yeah, these are talk about a oh man You have to answer this as spoiler free as possible just because we get obsessive about these sorts of things because Metals halfway through and rags doesn't even start it yet But the next one is what's all of your favorite characters in arcane and that's something only me and fringy can answer right now I think take off my headset for a moment Well, no, you'd all have to theoretically so we may as well just find a way to do it spoiler free And the person they've see because I wonder if Fringy, what do you think about like this is the person saying this has said what their favorites are Is it is it something I should avoid saying? Like I think it might because if if we do You know, like if I heard someone say oh my favorite character is this one I'm gonna be just keenly looking out for why they would say that Yeah, so okay The super chat has chosen How can I say this nice and vaguely? Hmm, you know, well a lot of people in chat picked it up just avoid looking at chat for a second everybody and you'll be fine but uh so one me and fringy were talking about someone who's Something that details revealed about them that if you know the game then you know where they're gonna end up So the super chat has chosen that person Because the chat knew who we were talking about with that and the other person they've chosen is Uh Hmm. What's this? What's the spoiler freest way I can say this one? Um Well, well, you know what there's a shop called Philco's in britain Right. Okay. That should be enough Yeah A lot of people I've seen are choosing that one as well. I've seen a lot of people say That's a fair choice Mine is um Hmm. I I it's a lock between Main two characters and Philco Um, I go into why obviously but we can't uh Hmm. How else can we make this answer more flashy without spoiling anything? Character work is pretty darn solid. There's lots to like about a lot of people the Choices they make to show how things progress. That's nice and vague a really cool. Yeah Something that's really cool is that despite the role of the character in the story, they feel like a real person Not a caricature. Yes. It was like, uh, their motives are complicated what their their goals The things that this character values Come into sharp conflict. That's a constant struggle for them You're back. Yeah Yeah, a lot of what you would hear us praise about like well-written character stuff you'll find in arcane. Um At least to some degree And we're we're hoping for more of it when they get around to a season two, but don't rush My goodness do not rush um So, yeah, I I was just saying there's probably nothing else we need to add to that. But yeah, there you go, uh I haven't figured it out yet, but if we did a full breakdown, I think I would have chosen a favorite by then Uh Yeah But we were we were spot for choice a little bit in that show and there are characters that don't even get that much time That I end up being like man. That was a good one Um But yeah, I guess that's another way of saying as well chat for those who are on the fence about watching it Go right ahead because you're likely gonna get an e-fap on it in future at this point So you can get yourselves your own point of view before you listen to us talk about it Um The next one just says we gather here today to celebrate this w. I think You're referring to us saying arcane cool probably Um, hello all those baby rex and I hate it at the end. Who knows? Oh, yeah, you know, I was gonna say you could choose a favorite male, but I assume you'd rather wait until Actually see. Oh, yeah, I'll wait Um, hello all hope you're doing well. I am doing well. How is everyone else? Well, I wasn't until you started talking to me Yeah, I'm right Other ones have no interest in answering the question. I guess free is not okay. Or he's nothing right now. He's neutral Wait, I'm uh, yeah, I guess neutral probably about right Um What you Anna, you're right Yeah, yeah, I'm just being these enthusiastic answers. I it's it's uh, it's contagious Um Yeah, you know what everyone's doing well from that answer I can tell 100% Lord long bong of mueslington abbey Have you given any more thought to a kong fap of peter jackson's long kong when there's less going on? It'll be a movie fap for the ages. Yes. Oh, oh wagsies screeches for the good boy He would thank you for that and uh, yeah, you know what? Considering it gonna happen at some point. I imagine At long kong. I don't know what you're gonna do when we finally release that What am I supposed to write it's gonna be like, can we have another one? Can you do it again another take of the long If I different guests Man that that jump what happened? Oh, yeah, I thought I was gonna make it I thought I was high enough, but I was not you were not clearly I have been destroyed I wish more more levels like these though. They're fun Are they though? Who is your favorite community character and what's your favorite community episode also high rags? Well, it's a good new friend Do you want to go first? Uh, sure. I'm trying to remember who my favorite character was because I'm pretty sure I had one Um Hmm I really do of course like pierce. I don't know if I pick him as favorite I really liked um, I can't remember. Was it Hickey? Uh, the one that was mic. Yeah I really liked him Oh, someone in chat put brita you're a liar Um, our bed is yeah, that was pretty awesome our bed is a safe choice Me is pretty cool. Yeah Uh, well, uh, what's your favorite episode? Probably the second paintball one They're like western and inside well Yeah, they do Star Wars after the cowboy thing If you include it as a two-parter, um It's my favorites is probably it's toss up between the bottle episode with the pen and uh remedial chaos theory Oh, I threw the dnd episode in as well and dnd was another one in the mix Uh But favorite character. I probably just default to our bed. It feels like a really Yeah, now that we brought him up entertaining and interesting character And a little bit complex once Troy leaves like they give him a bit to do. Yeah Um Yeah The problem is that there are a bunch of like individual one-off characters That's why I like seeing that are always really funny to watch Um, and you know recurring characters, but I guess when you're trying to pick your favorite probably want to Take one of the main people I like Annie a lot too though community Six seasons first three are really good. I recommend them fully And the fifth one actually Comedy Comedy with a little bit of drama It is a man. Well, finally enough community is one of the like main reasons I got more faith in the idea of american comedies because I got I was very disappointed with many of them Um, but what but that's hilarious Thanks That one ain't a comedy. I know What yeah, I what I watched a lot of how I met your mother But like I'm not sure if I rewatched it if I would be impressed by it I didn't find it funny from what I saw I liked Bonnie. He was pretty funny. The concept of Cobra Kai came from Wait what the The original concept for the for Cobra Kai so um Fuck what Barney, uh Neil Patrick Harris's character his hero is Johnny from Uh karate kid and he has this whole rant where he goes on and on about how Johnny was the real hero of karate kid and then they get Johnny to show up for his birthday and so that I mean I feel like that episode aired like at least a decade ago And then here we have Cobra Kai and that was one of like Johnny's opening lines about How he's like that was an illegal kick and he basically used his Barney's entire rant Ryan Um But all right then yeah, uh, what are some of your favorite characters and what other movie slash game slash show? Would you put them in or game? What ability would they have if any? Hmm wait, it's so basically a character that you'd won in the game or So like take one of your favorite characters and what other ip would you want them to be in I guess is a question I'd want to see Ellen Ripley in a predator movie I don't know how long she would Wait you can't both speak and then no one's big I've got yeah, I'm thinking of tywin is luigi What if we had Hmm that is Yeah, I I don't know I Isaac Clark in an alien movie You got the monster. You got the ship the tech part. He could probably do a lot of cool stuff Locking doors and repurposing machines Hello Uh, let me see I'm gonna think a little bit Well, maybe we could just take like a random character and we could come up with where you might want to see this person be Like um, babu frick where would babu frick? Where would you want babu frick to be? That's that's good Um, I would love to see babu frick in a sequel to the father There we go There's your answer Dramatically it checks out because babu frick often will scramble the minds of droids and erase their memories So now we'll see how it feels when he's the one who's losing his memory. It's not so fun. Is it? It's not so great. It's kind of terrifying. Isn't it little babu frick? Give a little shit Think twice babu Yeah, I'm um, I'm struggling like I keep trying to come up with ideas, but they sort of uh It all seems superficial in my head. I thought it was like creators and Mortal Kombat, but then that happened. I did do that now. Yeah I do like the idea of dead Evelyn in an alien world type game doing investigation Yeah Or like dead ever but Batman Arkham mechanics. Maybe maybe something a little bit more complex than that, but I'm having myself a think that's why I'm quiet Yeah, where would you want to see Darth Vader? Other than Soul Calibur, of course uh like, um, hmm Maybe dead, uh, maybe Mortal Kombat or anything like uh in mass effect An RPG where you get to play as him Yeah, I'm kind of like a melee four space character who's kind of similar to the biotics but has a Super powerful and melee weapon. Yeah, I can see that happening and we can see more of Darth Vader having to go around to be uh More tactical, I guess rather than just immediately trying to kill everybody How would he solve all of the uh political issues that arise in that series? That's Darth Vader's take on things Like Jack Sparrow in Middle-Earth That could work. That could be fun Yeah, I could see that happening. He seems like he'd fit sort of or at least he could operate in that world in some way We'd think he might try and get some sneaky alliances with uh different people. Maybe I don't know He would totally take the ring though In an instant. Yeah I want to see the Dark Lord Jack Sparrow Imagine Jack Sparrow trying to have a like conversation with Gollum That just sounds like it'd be really funny Yeah I want it Rich Evans in Middle-Earth. Hell yeah Yeah, that would work I think everyone would watch that Um, yeah, I don't know. I'm I'm Mara's son trying to get Mola. I mean I've never played this game before. I don't really know what you're saying You're a liar I would never lie I always prefer you quote deadshot if you're ever gonna talk about lying Uh, uh, yeah, of course. That's not true. That's a lie. She's lying to you That's a lie. She's lying to you So bad You know it was uh It was what to what exactly what I don't know if you're a baby, but we were talking about the uh, the phoenix sort of Remote droid thing that has a camera on it And I made reference to know a coverage to Captain boomerangs boomerang with a camera on it the cycles right to his phone So they could show shit and they yeah, you did manage. Yeah They use it to figure out like how they're gonna attack the base And of course he throws his boomerang and it only shows something briefly and then the stupid giant demon man destroys it And he's like damn it And uh, you know, they're all like, oh well, that's that's it for that and his phone. He just throws it to the ground Like, yeah It's like, oh, yeah, Captain boomerang doesn't care about his phone if his boomerang doesn't have surveillance cameras on it It's like What did anyone write this? I don't believe it Uh, you got um, someone's saying that someone is a great character from arcane and I completely agree All right Mola you were supposed to steal my feelings on arcane, but I'm really glad you enjoyed it I hope you see you discuss it in depth that It's probably gonna happen Yeah, and it'll be fun If mr. Weird just wiped people's memories of peter wouldn't people remember that spider man's identity got revealed But that no one remembers it I don't know how it works. I don't think it does work. I assume that just works Even though it's some of it's some of that really hyper flume magic where you're just supposed to be like, I don't I don't see how this and they're just like it does shut up Don't think about it Why are you mad? Hey long man rags and the rest of you massives Hello Mola are you and rags going to play resident evil six for efab game? It's a dumb game, but funny I think resident evil six we've been recommended it No reason why we may not may maybe may may do that at some point in the future Um, yeah big maybe For anyone curious of auxis productions aka professor tosspot had a poll up on youtube asking what day viewers would like him to stream Well, hey good stuff. Oh, yeah, I could see you probably a good streamer. It's kind of crazy now If you're like a fan of the sort of fnt drink efab spheres, there isn't a day that doesn't have a stream on it now And some of them have to It's getting it's getting real packed, you know Especially with we've doubled up. Um, I think drinker typically ends up doubling up and you go Uh, did rotic does I think three per week as does like three as well Streams everywhere That's a good thing especially if you've been locked up Uh My favorite part is chap coping with arcane being good Listen if we had said it was bad We would have gotten the same thing. There's plenty of people who think arcane sucks That's not a surprise with how many people who have seen it I think the same thing happened with squid game plenty of people like what you guys thought that that was any good It's filled with terribleness Though I will say Did you not No, I did. I'm just surprised that you guys liked it. Why? I'm always surprised when you like anything Well, you saw me we like uh smiling friends Have you seen that? Smiling friends is this wholesome little cartoon that was made um about friends who try to help people try to make people smile. That's right You'd love it. Anna. It's very cute It's just it's worth watching it's just about the nature of friendship and sort of How good it is that we have each other to support each other, you know Mm-hmm Watch skins I've seen skins my age group british. Oh, yes Oh, I can watch this the animation looks terrible White what for smiling friends. Wow Yeah, no, I think the animation is actually really impressive There's a lot of really impressive animation Is it like though with the little purple dude with the big eyes and the yellow guy? Yeah Yeah, this just looks unpleasant to look at. I wouldn't want to watch it. Oh my goodness I don't even think it's funny. It's just not my kind of humor, but I really like watching it This is a different decisions that are made in the animation choice. It is funny. You just didn't laugh. We what? I would just defend that the show is more written in terms of comedy and if you didn't That's fine. It's totally fine. It's just it is well written I could totally But be able to look at it, you know, you'd have well Anna it would be your favorite thing. It's just so wholesome You should There's a show called there's a show about mr. Frog. It's so it's so friendly and nice Mr. Frog comes out and he's like I'm mr. Frog This is my show I eat the bug Like does that not sound like the most wholesome thing you've ever heard? I love you He even says I love you at the end because he's so wholesome It's all about smiling. I don't see how we're tricking anything in anyone Smiling about what? Being happy smiling for the sake of being happy. That's the whole point They go around to help people smile because that's a nice thing to do for people Well, you've seen it isn't it wholesome very wholesome email wouldn't lie Um Hi, Mola. I know you haven't watched clone wars, but they literally say slave one and the book of Boba Fett. They're too afraid to say it Well, it wasn't banned back then as a name I guarantee you new seasons of the clone wars. They wouldn't be allowed to say slow one. It's their slave one Well, they had to censor the new episodes of the clone wars Wait, really? What why? Yeah, there was there was supposed to be like Anakin seen like a pinup of Padme on one of the ships and they removed the They removed the art because it was too Oh my goodness Wow, really? I kind of want to see it now because i'm curious what they thought was so worthy of censoring So she probably shows well it was a degrading to women So, I mean her getting strangled to death while pregnant is okay, but you know So so this was clone wars censored padme episode season seven This was in the bad batch arc Is this the picture that you're talking about It's like her and a pinup on the ship That's it. Yeah, that's too crazy. Oh, absolutely degrading. Oh Okay, you can see lots of her leg. That's what is going on like is this Oh, look, I can see your ankle He this was Dave this was Saloni's call it was uh Loni's the one who said it's he's the reason he's the person who censored it But like I don't even though the animation was already done for it. They just needed to render it So how's how's felony doing in your books Anna? Um, I kind of think he's an idiot but people like love to suck his dick and it's really I don't know. I just kind of blows my mind because if you actually like read the books Or you actually look at who wrote which episodes he gets credit for so much But my favorite episodes of the clone wars were actually written by Katie Lucas She did some great stuff if they actually got her to do some of these episodes We might get something decent because she's really talented and I mean Those episodes speak for themselves But Dave it's like he gets this stupid idea like let's say rebels rebels was okay at times Especially when he wasn't writing it, but he's got to put wolves and everything So one of the final episodes of rebels One of the planets has a temple with Jedi wolves that can time travel. I can't you fucking not Yeah Well, so that's the world between world episodes, but he's fucking obsessed with these stupid little things like Ahsoka He's obsessed with Ahsoka even George is like she should have died It would have been respectful to the character. It would have given him let her die with honor But no, he's like I'm gonna keep her alive forever And so he brought her back even after she died fighting Vader and it's like oh my god, Dave Dave just stop Like people just need to take away his toys But I feel like he's one of those spoiled children that just keeps all his toys He's like I'm gonna do this with them. It's like maybe you shouldn't maybe you just shouldn't do that Maybe you should read a book Uh instead of just cherry picking things that you think are cool and then putting them all together into the jumble fuck catastrophe But people love him and I don't get it Filoni directed three episodes of Mandalorian Uh chapter one five and thirteen Uh and he directed five and thirteen or sorry. He directed one five and thirteen and he wrote chapter five and thirteen and those were shit He's not good at writing. He got into Lucasfilm because he was in animation And people tell me that Filoni's gonna save Star Wars. John Favreau is gonna save Star Wars. Thank goodness that. Okay, Lincoln. He's good These people John Favreau Filoni, they seem to be scourges in terms of writing because I was just No, it's like Timothy is on who is still alive Get him to come in and write you a trilogy Get Katie Lucas to do the screenplay for some episodes and you might actually get something mildly decent Based on you know the parameters that they're actually allowed to work in but if you just gave them free reign I mean, they're really talented people that are still alive that are still willing to work And they just don't call them they call people that don't know what the fuck they're doing and don't know anything about stars Heck freaking chris avalon who wrote co-tour too That is like wildly known as one of like the best freaking Star Wars games aside from all the glitches and stuff But everyone loves crea. She's a great fucking character. He's still alive and willing to work I'm just like what the fuck are you guys doing? You have so many talented people But you go with the trendy people that people know about Dave Filoni, and just it it irks myself. I can go on and on for hours, but Favreau wants to write respectful boba Well, is he no Which doesn't make sense because John Favreau is actually talented too. I just don't know what the hell he's doing Nobody does I yeah as John Favreau's His involvement in boba fat and the Mandalorian has been it's just disastrously bad. It's horrifically bad It doesn't make sense, but I don't know. I guess you're still talented, but you know What do I know? Well, you know what if he really want I I think everyone has something in them if they really really want to do it, right? Like if you're put under a lot of pressure Some people crack some people can make a mad like great things happen, right? I think if he had the pressure if his life depended on making this Best show ever he's gonna fucking die. He probably could do it unless he just wanted to die I just think a lot of people are maybe that's it I just think people are lazy now and then I was just like, oh, it's a quick paycheck I can do the bare minimum and just get by I honestly think that that's what a lot of people in hollywood have gotten to and I mean, he's Older, right? He's like in his 50s now. He doesn't care. He's got his money He's set if this show fucks up then who the fuck cares because he created baby Yoda so he can do no wrong, right? People want to see baby Yoda back in boba probably No I love him so I just I miss him so much I miss him I miss him so much. He's so cute. I'm bro dead babies How dare you My favorite digimon of rags is probably deputy mon Deputy mon Yeah What is that? A digimon apparently. I don't know Deputy mon. Let me take a look here. Did you watch digimon? No Um Let's say deputy mon. I don't remember it. Deputy mon Oh, well, that's I can't say I'm surprised. Let me get you a picture All right, chat. We'll show you stuff because it kills the game whenever you What the hell it's just a gun for a chat Gun with guns you puke you I also It's long bong not long bone longman and brit bong and aristocratic Downton accent and fucking massive equals lord long bong of mupplington abbey I did I did pronounce it right the first time around this time just saying Hi rags. How are you? Hi Can everyone recite their favorite villain speech? No, no I'm not even sure what my favorite villain speech is Probably when when saraman is doing his two towers one That's pretty cool Which one are you talking about? Uh, right before the orcai leave isengard. Oh, okay. I got you Mine would just be creepy. I'd just be like quoting hand of elector Yeah, it's pretty cool though Creepy and cool. It's cool, but it's creepy a new power is rising It's us Nice try efap. You can't sigh up me to play lull damn He saw through us Um I see your arcane and I raise you gendi tartakovsky's primal It's brilliantly animated and the story is told without dialogue visuals and sounds Interesting. Well, I've heard of it. I'm recommending it to me on my stream Okay Yeah, fair enough. I might see it someday. I don't know Ask anner about the bullet story promised since 100 Oh, shit. Actually, you're welcome. Oh boy. Are you aren't you lucky? Yeah How to watch It's fine How to watch smiling friends. I can't watch it sad face Uh Think you have to is it adult swim that provides it? Yes. Thanks. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be your avenue Uh supposedly arcane had a low budget for the animation Also, the only 3d is the characters effects and backgrounds are just a and just astounding 2d Oh, sorry. So what they meant to say is the only 3d is the characters effects and backgrounds are just astounding 2d wait Arcane had a low budget for the animation. It's like hard for me to believe Isn't it I I can't believe that I mean if they spent like six years working on it, then Maybe it's time rather the money. Yeah, but like either way it's fucking Fantastic looking so Yeah, it's really great It's kind of animation that Makes the medium start to be able to race ahead of others because you can do So much when it's like completely unlocked and you have A bazillion years and all the money Uh molla, you wake up as penguin in tonal's kitchen What is your first course of action? Appreciate you all massively You wake up as penguin. Yeah, it doesn't say a penguin. It just says penguin. So I don't know if they're referring to You know Batman is that a character? That's the one that comes to my mind, but I don't I don't know enough about penguin to I don't know why i'm in tonal's kitchen Batman to know what he's Yeah, what is being in rolls kitchen? The real scenario is to wake up as a carrot in tonal's kitchen. Yeah As long as you know to cook carrot, you know, you know, you won't get cooked You just get some horrible other things happening Hmm Not in tonal's kitchen no in tonal's Apparently he doesn't like that sort of thing. He's very against I like to be carrots I like them in soups and whatnot. Yeah, he's very anti-cooked carrots You know I don't like cooked. I don't like carrots in general, but I know you can cook them What do you like? chocolate And oh, hey, hey mauler. Give her the the the thing we're with the stuff that you had to pick two to get rid of Oh, I if you can find that go ahead Was that an hour that was was that's gonna be hard to find was that one of our What is it? Find it here It listed a whole bunch of foods and you had to get rid of two of them and rags is now so curious because it seems that you Sustain yourself off of what should probably just kill you. Oh found it Yeah, I just I mean, I'm not I'm not that curious, but I mean The other day So I was born with one kidney and I was looking at the stuff that I'm not supposed to eat and I'm like Fuck that's my whole diet. I should be dead. You um You have so many biological fun facts, you know that Wait, so pizza ice cream fries cake chips cookies chocolate cheeseburger and soda what I have to Have to go forever. I have to choose one. You have to have to go. No two of the so two is the first word That means two. That's like one and then another one Two have two have to go. I'm looking at it from a distance. Oh my goodness. Oh it All right, let's just keep going rags. You can do it. You have to have to go forever. They're gone They're forever. They're gone You have to live without them take is one Because I don't know I like cupcakes, but like a whole cake sometimes they're really dry So I can live without cake, but frosting isn't on the list So I can still technically just eat a thing of frosting because that's usually what I do when I get a cake I just look at the frosting. Okay I'm the opposite. I generally like I I don't Do hot Cheetos count as chips Yeah, why not? Why wouldn't they that's like the thing that they are yeah, well, they're Well, they're just like these weird that it's the I guess they're just not tip it like I I get just for clarification. I suppose Okay cake and cheeseburger. I can live without Because the two that I would have to keep more than anything else are pizza and cheeseburgers Now those two that I would never pick I would have to keep those around because both of those Can be insanely delicious as actual meals You could do a lot with the pizza and you can do a lot with the cheeseburger and they can be like gourmet Amazing and they're like proper meals. I'm really picky So the only way I eat my cheeseburger is plain so just cheese meat and bread Which I can basically just do that in a sandwich I don't get it. I don't get it. I love I love pizza How do you feel about oxygen? Disgusting overrated sometimes Big good, yeah I really like the smell of gasoline though. That's great. I wish Well, to be fair, I said I said that a little bit once I was like I like to get a little with the gasoline every once in a while because it just The memories that it has of an industrial Kind of warehouses and tractors of my you know, there's something in there. Yeah, I could I don't like huff it like a weirdo I'm just like oh that that smell When I go to the gas station, it's just very pleasant, you know, but um Yeah, I mean oxygen we kind of have to deal with it. So As long as it doesn't smell bad I'm just convinced you're a cyborg now. I don't know You know, I tell people I'm a mutant because I think that's the only logical explanation to how I'm actually still alive but Right um Where are we? Oh, yeah, I never well, so yeah, I don't know what I would do if I were a penguin in total's kitchen I just don't have an answer for that. It's such a bizarre circumstance. I don't know The first course of action figure out if it's possible to communicate with humans because I figured that's going to be first protocol You could dance like happy feet and that's how he communicated with humans I am just trying Draw stuff because I ain't dancing. Okay. I'm not a dancer You can't you don't have opposable thumbs. I can try if I put in the flippers together Or just put it in your mouth and just yeah That's what she said Or what's the um flipper and something and then making mocks with that, you know What was the question? What would you do if you were a penguin in tonal's kitchen? A penguin. Oh, we're still on this one. Oh, okay Yeah, uh, we never could answer. I don't know Yeah, I guess it's because we're still trying to sort of decipher what they might mean But if I was just a penguin I don't know. I guess I'd make friends with him and be like it'd be his pet So he'd take care of me and I'd get you know medical care and I could live inside and I would get delicious fishes and You know, I think that's probably what I'd do. I think that's uh, I think that's reasonable. That's a reasonable plan there Hey, we did it Uh, glad you guys liked arcane. I'm curious Mola. How did you like person? I think you said he was your favorite lull character that or fiddle sticks I did play fiddle sticks there once in a while, but um It was vaga. Did you play tiddlywinks? Vaga was when I played like a lot and then the other one became my favorite And yeah, that was I lucked out completely because Uh, he's treated quite well in the show And it's really cool to have a background like that attached to a character you already enjoyed For a more surface level set of reasons, but even still Um, I remember reading bits of his bio and being like, this is cool. This is a cool guy Make a tv show with him in it I think I kind of I think it was theos talking to about this But like I seriously felt a little lucked out entirely a lot of the main characters of people I mained in lull like there's not it's only a few left It's kind of funny because for me it wasn't really at all I was just like cool that guy that guy So what I've had to play legal legends to understand the show No, no not at all That's like one of the really cool things about it is super accessible Yeah, the perfect element is that you don't need to play the game But if you did you'll get a few extra little presents that are fun Yeah Arcane was mid for me. Hopefully the efap will change my stance on mid cane Uh, maybe maybe not who knows Watch Cobra Kai it's leagues better not even close I I hear that Cobra Kai is very good You haven't watched that's what I've heard. I have not watched it. No Why not? I was really late to arcane. We were late to squid game. We were late to stuff We got a lot of things to watch I still want to watch the wire and succession And after all I honestly the silent sea as well I would say that wire yeah, it's like one of those quintessential There is not a lot of time in the day. That's right. Yeah, this is a films and stuff We're a media show. We got to keep up with everything. It's horrible Torture Like this show looks really cool That was actually funny when um Wait, sorry, what did you say look awesome? I was just saying arcane. It's such a great looking show. Oh god. Yeah, uh, oh, yes this is what I say. Yeah, well as um Watching the episode three with with uh j um He was very much enjoying it And I was like, hey, j. They want like another boba for episode in a couple days I was like, yeah The fun of media criticism I'm excited. I mean, you know, I hope for another episode three to be honest with you Uh more of that is much more fun Uh, just have stupid shit happen. I give up. Okay. Book a boat with that. I don't believe in you at all Make something really ridiculous happen. Um I think I think I initially thought you can track this on our coverage of the Mad Lord season two finale I was pretty sure we were just gonna get a show where he was just killing people all the time I don't know Robert Rodriguez. Yeah, and it's just mindless action Well, what? Look at that. That's what that's what mando was half the time Yeah, it was just like that Stupid mindless action where he shoots stormtroopers. Yeah And I thought that what they were gonna do is a full season of that because everyone loved that Well, everyone who wasn't us Can we um Yeah, I thought that they were like people like it went boba fat shoots people will do that I thought it was gonna be that kind of soulless Um, I was wrong. Yeah, and now it's a different kind of soulless because it's pretending to have a soul Which is It's annoying, isn't it? It's how I bizarre Yeah They got people to defend slavery. That's amazing Yeah, I guess good effort, you know Disney got people to defend slavery. That's that's interesting. I worked out George did call them the white slavers He did the tuskens. No disney Okay, so maybe that's their whole goal is to prove that slavery is good and george warned us all along Yeah Try to say this Maybe it turns out he didn't tell it Right over in that It's like his whole family against the heads and he was like, oh no, no, don't worry. We'll buy it off you and he's like, no No But did you like read bob eiger's book about the whole like sale of Did you guys read bob? I was like, no, but I'm pretty sure I've heard bits and bobs, but what what part were you talking about? Well, no when you get to his star wars chapter It is so fucked up how he talks about the deal because it's obviously from bob eiger's perspective And it's just I'm like, why would anyone let you publish this because you just seem like a terrible terrible villain But so he basically led george on believing that Because george wanted the john lasseter deal because bob eiger bought pixar But he bought pixar because he wanted john lasseter to fix disney animation And so he let john lasseter keep doing everything he was doing at pixar and but he wanted john to run both animation studios and john the genius so he did And what bob eiger told george was he's like, yeah, I want to buy lucas film And basically you're gonna get the john lasseter deal So i'll buy it and you'll stay in charge of everything you'll just have you know the backing of disney and will You know do the distribution. You'll have all of our money Yadda yadda yadda. So that's the only reason why george entered into this contract with him And then they got so far along and then bob was like, nope Fuck you You thought I was going to spend four point five billion dollars on this and keep you in charge No, fuck you george and then george is like, all right, then i'm out and he's like, oh Well, we're too far into these contracts and I have all of these little you know Little things in here that if you actually back out of this contract now, you'll owe me 500 million dollars And you'll go bankrupt and everyone's gonna lose their money. I'm not getting this is in his book All you have to do is read the star wars chapter and that's why george looks like he lost his soul when he's signing star wars over to bob eiger because it's like He can either sign it and people keep their jobs and he keeps you know lucas film stays alive Or he doesn't sign it and he owes disney 500 billion or million dollars and he loses everything Because bob eiger fucking lied to him Why would you put this in his book? That's what I said. I was like, what the fuck I'm serious. Go just look at that chapter. Is that like a situation of all I'm retired now So does he explain like a bragging way or something? Yeah, is he proud of it? Like I got him I guess you mean he probably has like a year since I read this but From what I remember it just like kind of a matter of factly And It's just no, this is what happened laying it out But it's like yeah, okay That's what happened But that doesn't change the fact that just because you write it nicely on paper It doesn't change the fact that you're the asshole because he's making it seem like Oh, george was so unreasonable thinking I would give him the john lasseter deal But it's after him going through leah george wanted originally eight billion dollars because that's what marvel got And he's like well, you don't have the infrastructure that marvel does so you can't pixar got this big deal because pixar had all of these movies in production And george didn't and the same thing with the sequel trilogy george thought that he was going to make His sequel trilogy with you know the script outlines that he had and then bob eiger was like no fuck this No, you're not being in charge. You're not going to have any kind of creative control or any power of any kind Why would I spend this money on this for you? But it's funny because he did the same thing with pixar and with marvel He bought them because he wanted john lasseter and everything that john lasseter created He bought marvel and you know all this stuff with uh john babero and kevin feige Even the part when he talks about marvel He puts this in his book where steve jobs calls him up and he's like yo I just watched iron man two. What the fuck was that that sucked and bob's response was it made 75 million dollars this weekend So bob doesn't care as long as it makes money This is a terrible terrible book. It's like reading lux luther's diary if you read his book. I'm not kidding I guess it's the thing that is better than mine camp You know, I've never read that I'm not really the my struggle kind of person From his perspective it's like I got my own stuff going on. I don't need to read about some psychopaths I guess from bob I was maybe like because I mean ultimately like disney has grown significantly under him, right? Like he's he in terms of the ceo's. He'd be very successful in uh building that company So like it's it's almost from his POV. It's like, well, yeah, look at all this good shit I did for disney all the money that we made Yeah, just bad people that don't even care about money. Like I'm genuinely curious about what he talks about in that book It's I mean you can get the audiobook. I think he's the one that narrates it Uh, I'll read it I'm not mine camp I would like to hear rags and chris gore film threat on efap one day. Hi everyone hail rags hail use that he's I don't um, I I don't want to mix it up because I used to he was on attack of the show at one point, right? He was a presenter. I think um Uh, maybe if I saw a picture on chris gore. Yeah, I've been on a couple streams with him. I just don't know his history that well He's a pretty cool, dude. I don't know if he'd want to come on efap some point. Maybe american writer Okay, all right. Yeah, I don't recognize him, but yeah, I'll uh, mm-hmm. No Hang out with chris gore. We could talk about who knows kinds of stuff Video games star wars movies hitler whatever he wants to talk about Long man fuck marry kill themes story character Well, well, we're keeping story has to stay doesn't it? So you have story I guess we marry story. Um, who we killing other themes and character? I don't like this I guess we can if we killed themes people could still bring their own themes, right? Maybe that's what has to go when you kill themes I still think that of the three You have to have a story. So we're I guess we're we're marrying it and we're fucking characters because you know Um, so I guess I get yeah, I mean if we were to lose characters and not lose themes I don't know what that looks like. So I guess we'll have to lose themes You're supposed so I'm gonna miss you themes. You're cool Bye get him a frosk on efap I don't think she's gonna like you. Yeah, she's the the g4 tv lady She's gonna she's gonna hate it. She's gonna think efap is misnagenisms Here's what he thinks there's too many white people in European league of legends broadcasting. He's got a lot of it. She's has a lot of opinions Huh, there were too many did she say that there were too many? Yeah, I was on twitter. Yeah, there were too many white europeans and european league of legends tournaments Uh, it broadcasting and stuff. Yeah, essentially it was in regard. I've got some images somewhere around here for the video, but well This it often gets passed over when people do responses to what happened But she mentions who I assume is thoran dunking shields and um He has talked about her uh in terms of some of the comments she's made about you know It's too many white people and you know how you know how it goes, you know I like how she's white, but she's saying there's too many white people. She said that as she was leaving to so It's uh, yeah Seems a little Little strategic and tactical Strategic and tactical Yeah Those are different things I'm gonna allow it because I can't be asked to hear the explanation All right, then I think fennec is so knowledgeable because they gave boba's lines to her like maybe he was supposed to explain all of this to her just a thought How would he know I don't know I think they've if you look at how they've written him like it seems like this was their idea It seems that they wanted him to be this useless. It doesn't seem like an accident He thinks that the line about him like apologizing for the eye Was one that he tried to pawn off on her. You're quiet Am I Hello Hi, she's the same volume. She's been the whole time, isn't it? Yeah, I think so Yes, I just turned her up a little bit. She just seemed a little more quiet to me. That's fine. Is this all right? We're not talking as well leave him No, no you're fine. It's all good Things are awesome rags leave all guests alone I am a guest Like what I said still applies like I don't know why you think that would yeah. Yeah, leave me alone I think you should leave you and here alone. I agree Leave me be myself too much shit um Enough horrible shows thoughts on italian senate session with tifa I don't make sure you um make sure you watch your permissions for your zoom calls What happened? Oh, I know what this is now. Yeah Um, there you go. I just read the headline and I was just like the fuck what universe are we in? What is the headline? I've totally no clue about this. Um the italian senate like accidentally Streamed some kind of like pawn thing from a character from was it final fantasy or something? Apparently someone someone hacked the zoom call and uh, just fucking played it during a senate meeting Because I I heard it was hacked. That's what I read permissions to where anyone could broadcast So they like anyone could join as a participant instead of just as a viewer Yeah It's just boomerisms, then They said because they don't know what hacking is Oh, that's just what I've heard it might be hacked. I I'm not sure I can believe that a bunch of italian boomers because if if it's not pizza and submachine guns You just don't know what they're doing over there So they I guess set up a zoom call and the boomers who set it up didn't quite get it right And now the world out it's italy made the news So good on them And That's pretty cool, right mainstream sort of representation It's kind of like that M&M shit. It's like yeah, this we live in cyber My M&Ms have the right to be sexy I showed I showed ball because I only found out about the M&M stuff yesterday And just a real exchange that I had what I got notified of M&M stuff Yeah I guess you haven't heard the news right about M&Ms They took away the high heels from the sexy M&M Was the green one used to be the heartless monsters Yeah, the green one was the chick with the lipsticks and she had high heels and she was to use a to use a feminine M&M They also released like a video that just screams of like modern marketing speak about how M&Ms are on the side of like You know bringing our society forward and all these weird things. It's really Yay Can you just give me more of your candy and shut the fuck up? How about that? Can you just shut the fuck up? M&Ms need to focus on getting the many ones back in my stores because I love many M&Ms and they've been sold out So like doing the little plastic tubes that you pop up with the lid on one side. You remember those I like those, but I like them better when they're in the back Not smarties. They they M&Ms would sell and they Yeah, many M&Ms they would come in these little plastic cylinders that had a lid On one side and they were full of many M&Ms And you could you'd pop open the lid And you just pour some into your hand or you pour the whole goddamn thing into your mouth at once And just have an absolute choco-gasm Until it until it was all gone You do you never have those? Oh, I've got no excuse. I'm talking about I'm sure I have regular M&Ms I know what you're talking about. That's great But they've been sold out and I think that they need to focus on getting their fucking candy into stores instead of redesigning the damn characters So the thing that I've heard That's being mentioned is that apparently the company the M&Ms company I don't know if like M&Ms is one part of like subsidiary one of those major ones, but uh They're like currently involved in some like serious labor law things Like uh that are going on and people will just point out it's like man Everybody getting into a stick about M&Ms like the M&M mascots Really distracts hardcore from like the the more meaningful serious stuff that's going on I can still eat her right sure All right, I guess I just find it like it might be sexist, but I'm not sure We'll we'll check and see if she's brown on the inside Yeah, that's one where I saw the comment video said I remember the good old days when I didn't have to worry about whether my candy was work or not That comment kind of broke my mind It's just it's like if this is a simulation pull me out. I'm done get me out of the simulation I'm everything experiments over. Okay. Get me out Get me back in end the worry game. Just pull me out and tell me my stats. Let me try again Weird you just can't be I don't know I guess they really felt like this M&M needed to not have feminine shoes Because that's bad I guess I'm pretty sure Linkara was masturbating to the green M&M for so long. He's probably Devastated he still has dead Muppets. So we don't need to worry too much. Maybe maybe Well, what if what if the next what if tomorrow it's announced that Muppets have become immortal? He's gonna be fucking for you, baby I'm like I'm like I'm pretty sure like the whole point of this thing from M&M's right was to get um Hello, I'm here to talk about my my field of XOT's sexy M&M's I'm pretty sure that like the the whole point was to get the exact reaction that happened, right You've got this you you've got the segment of like Tucker Carlson going on Complaining about how the brown M&M isn't as sexy anymore because they changed not they didn't remove her high heels They changed the type of high heel that they were wearing And you're thinking and I'm just watching that thinking This 100% this is what the marketing wanted, right? This is just because this clip is going to be shared around by loads of people going Look at how funny this is. He's complaining that he can't fuck with sexy M&M anymore Half the people like I'm never buying M&M's again. I'll post it on social media And then you have the other half going like oh, yeah, look at all the M&M's I bought on the cocks The fact of the matter is that everyone's been talking about M&M's for like three days now Serious legal stuff that's going on with that company And no one's been talking about the child slavery accusations like To be fair one of my M&M's isn't as sexy What is going on get me out of here, please Minor changes to the mascots it's like most if they hadn't had the press release Who's keeping up to date on the M&M's law? People just saw that press release. That's the cringiest fucking thing ever and they're like oh god It's working Look at all the people talking about M&M's And there'll be people going on twitter like look at all these M&M's I bought To own the other side of the political aisle. I hate This this has worked so well This has worked so like the cringe is the cringe is part of it, right? It wouldn't have worked without the cringe and it's worked so well that like more companies are gonna be doing this Yeah, they're gonna be doing it until it stops working. Are you saying that Pringles might go woke? Oh, yeah Pringles might be like, oh, yeah, um Pringles might do a thing Yeah, because you know Hitler had a mustache. So we don't want to be associated with that And then it's a Pringles gonna come out and say that part of our brand is about fun and Having fun is the best way of showing people that they belong And And we'll make a segment going and like Alex Jones will make a segment going. Yeah, we heard the liberals. They hate mustaches. Why can't I fuck my Pringles anymore? The Pringles man isn't sexy That's probably gonna be easier. They just just say oh the Pringles man is gay High five and everyone's gonna share like whoa This is funny. And then it's good and then everyone's gonna buy more Pringles Oh, so instead of Pringles, it's called Mr. And Mr. Pringles and they add just a second They just copy paste the Pringles man It's like I know it's probably gonna be something else. I don't know the Um, the Pringles man is now the Pringles and be the the Pringles character is now non-binary Pringles person the Pringles person now goes by they them and it's gonna be And it's something like that and and then you're gonna have exactly the same reaction and loads of people are gonna buy more Pringles becomes countess trocula just Get a little bit more variety up on those shelves when you're buying The same thing the same thing happened when mr. Potato Head rebranded to Potato Head and it's like My favorite part about that one is people didn't even like people were just factually wrong about what happened It wasn't the character the character was not renamed from mr. Potato Head to Potato Head It was the company Was renamed from from mr. Potato Head to Potato Head because Potato Head the company Makes lots of Potato Head characters and not just mr. Potato Head and they wanted to represent that as long as his patriarch were okay As long as these people got mad about it american. That's all I care about He's got potato blood more. That's red as far as I can see it So modern marketing is really interesting Yeah Hey, you know I prefer this shit to the like the the twitter accounts that try to dunk on people like Because they're copying wendy's and they're just not as funny Yeah, watch that person who runs the wendy's social media account gets paid at this point Seven dollars a day. I mean That they just spend the whole day thinking of jokes like you just Like it a hundred you're just a comedy writer at that point. Yeah Nobody know who does m&m's think didn't buy their candy because the m&m mascots didn't represent them right? That's not what they thought That's not what they thought they thought if we put out this press release loads of people are gonna get mad about it And then loads of people are going to talk about it for days and that's exactly what happened And now everyone's talking about m&m's. It's very insulting to all of the people who didn't feel represented by the m&m's and didn't What are you talking about right? A lot of people out there who know exactly who i'm talking about and they not might they might not appreciate you Saying that it's all a ploy It is all a ploy for once in their life for once in their life j they felt represented by M&m personified m&m's and you're taking that away from them. So who's the real villain? The real villain is m&m's because i can't fuck the sexy m&m's anymore All they did was they turned the green m&m into a tomboy slut and i'm fine Choose Yeah, i mean to be fair what they did was they made the green m&m hot air Kinda to me. Yeah Can we ask linkara? I feel like he's the expert Mm-hmm. I feel like I feel like after all these jokes. He's not gonna talk to us. Oh That's rude What are the m&m's arms and legs made out of is it also chocolate? I guess it's like uh I i'm not sure actually i mean, but maybe it's i was gonna say it's like rayman, but it's not rayman has no arms He he's just has floating hands Wait, the brown m&m has like those Like dress shoes. Yeah, but they're not the same. Yeah, but yeah, they're not used to be stilettos and now they're block heels That's better on wood floors, I guess right Yeah, i'm more concerned about the m&m's back, you know make sure it's supported The m&m's spinal issues. You just seem like a little They don't have spines. They have exoskeletons. Duh No, but i mean you're missing spines and you have like an x-ray for m&m anatomy Look at it. It's this horrifying eldritch monster underneath I think the funniest part of the Of the whole press release for me was that they're claimed that they wanted to make the orange one anxious because they thought it represented zoomers The orange m&m has anxiety and they think that'll be you know Representative of zoomers because they have a rate of depression He literally get his like his life is literally to get put in like a vacuum bag and then get eaten so Well, the rest of them must deal with it well compared to him then All the other m&m's screaming. It's pitch black. You can't see everything Finally light. Oh no Because not every m&m is gonna die in the first chew. No Dude, what about the people who don't chew them and just melt them? What about what about the m&m's at the bottom of the bag who Who for the entire like who have to spend like several minutes watching all of their comrades getting murdered And killed and crunched slowly to death and they're just waiting for it And then maybe Maybe the person eating them gets full and puts them in the fridge or like in the cupboard or something And eats them on a second session and they just have to spend their time. They're waiting unable to move He got the little m&m. He he crafted a shiv in that time and he cuts the bag open and escapes But then he finds himself. What was he craft a shiv out of? I I don't know He uses the broken m&m flesh In the bag to escape and he kills the he kills the green m&m because she's no longer sexy Now that you're no longer sexy you have no value Well to be fair he fucks her first But then he kills her and he he destroys her corpse and uses the shards of her shell to cut his way out of the bag And then there's another one who grabs onto his leg as he's getting out. It's like, please help me His arm Oh, he tricks him he tricks him. He's like, yeah, I'll help you like hold out your hand and stabs him It's quite the drama we're building Wow, as someone's already put it out. It's just sausage party So yeah a little bit Every frame of pause everyone This thing's well, um Someone mentioned skittles, right? I'm pretty sure skittles are a different candy in america to what they are in the uk Right, what do you what are skittles? What do you what do you think they're like 3d m&m's? Instead of chocolate. They have like we don't get like here Pretty Um For us skittles are basically just m&m's but a bit bigger. I think um Oh, because over here skittles are skittles and m&m's are m&m's Oh, no, not skittles. Sorry. Not skittles. Fucking. I'm dumb. Uh smarties Oh, yeah, I am not. Oh, smarties. Yeah, we have those What are smarties to you? Smarties are chocolate as well. They're m&m's. Oh smarties are not chocolate for us. That's yeah, there we go I I was right. I was just being saying the wrong word Smarties, am I am I mixing? No, you're you're probably on point for me because smarties are just chocolate, but uh not for americans, I guess Yeah According to like uh like a hard candy a sort of a chalky uh tart ish sugary kind of thing I don't like him myself On wikipedia smarties are oblite spheroids with a minor axis of about five millimeters 0.2 inches Are you reading that part? Sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's the first piece. Is that the first piece of information they tell you? Is that is that the beginning of the article like so like smarties are candy Smarties are oblite spheroids You know if you want me to explain so when you when you click on the wikipedia article the first one is just Oh, they're a colored, you know They're confectionary, but if you look at it on google the first sentence is that they are oblite spheroids How is that an exploitation for you choosing to read that? I found it really We all know that their color varied sugar coated chocolate confectionary been manufactured since 1937 originally by hr Roundtree and company in the uk and are currently produced by nestley. We all know that Yeah In the u.s. The thing in the u.s. The thing that we know is smarties are apparently called rockets Which makes no fucking sense because like what are they? What are they like rockets? They're not rockets Wait, are they are these made by different companies then? I must be right This is gonna say like how do they want it's nestley and maybe it might be just like a branding team So oh these things will sell better as rockets in america Uh, yeah smarties are made by Nestle One of them is I wonder if you're both made by nestley. Um, let me check Looks like these are made by let me check the box. Um Apparently okay, so this is interesting wikipedia helps us out smarties are not distributed in the united states Where the rights to the name belong to the smarties can be company? Which manufactures its own hard tablet suite under the register trademark named smarties So smarties the ones that you've got there the the ones above the nestley ones They uh from a company called smarties candy company. It's private. It's not owned by anybody by the looks of it Found it's owned by mill one People's candy That's interesting it kind of reminds me of uh, because I know that it because uh in australia burger king is called hungry jacks Because there was a place already called burger king here Like one one place That's fun. I just imagine like the up man go and get off my lawn burger king You just speak to royalty that way Anyway Yeah, very well wait, so fringy. What are the measurements of smarties again? zero point a minor axis is zero point five millimeters Point two inches and a major axis. I think of 12 millimeters. I've closed it. So now it's burned into my memory You know It helps us separate the real smarties from the fake chinese off brands And could you imagine if somebody was like he's just got a little ruler to try to figure out if this is the real one or not Yeah, yeah, the little measuring devices when they buy it from the store I feel like a simpsons gag for like a because the cheap chinese knockoffs are made out of like gasoline and Like rubber or something like that. It makes a throw sawdust on it Yeah, they have a nice pleasant smell. Yeah Yeah Smells like gasoline Character that they're mentioning is the goat, but then so is basically every character. Glad you guys liked arcane as much as me Oh, yeah It's really cool. Yeah this from the games go on their own little arcs and Their adventures You guys want to do arcane spoilers. I can deafen. No, it's okay. We've been very spoiler free throughout this whole thing I haven't seen it. I would I would recommend that they see it. So we'll save Spoiler talk for another time You merely adopted the water. I was born in it Molded by it I didn't see the dry until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but drying Last thing Boba knows his water and I think that's gonna come into play in the finale. Okay I don't know her will I hope no one's gonna have a water gun and he'll be like It's Chekov's water. If you establish the character with water in the first act You have to make sure that they use water to defeat the bad guys in the third act No, someone's gonna someone's gonna like take him like to a lake and be like boba You're gonna be shocked because you're surrounded by water and then you scroll boba was gonna give a knowing smile He's gonna go, huh. You think this will shake me I'm lactose intolerant For that's a little thing for you. That's a little thing for just you there for me For us to That's no one else is gonna know what I'm referencing No, nobody else isn't gonna remember that Yeah, you're referencing when a person can't have like dairy products or That's the that's the mozzarella cheese wrapping around just Why do you think I wouldn't get that Wait, because you haven't seen that in like 10 years. Yeah, why would I forget that? It's the milkman Telekinesis milkman. How am I gonna forget that shit? Well, do you remember the individual lines that he uses to justify his kills? No, I just remember being silly So like one of them is like, oh, that's the That's the the yog that you had earlier making its way back up your throat and choking you and you're like Yeah, okay. I mean I guess that he could do that and then the final one is that's the mozzarella wrapping itself around your cerebral cortex Um, what That's what he does to simon, right? No, no siren. Nathan. Nathan to Nathan That's sure it just goes off the rails and see Yeah, um, that's the hot take. I don't um The hot take is because most people like the the common take on that show is that season one and two Excellent both great amazing stuff. And then season three is where it starts to go downhill Season two episodes one and two are really good. And then uh, everything else sucks after that Fortunately, it folds off the rails very quickly A shame because I like the first season The first season is great um Generally recommendation with that show is just watch the first eight episodes and then basically you you finish the first arc of the show and You don't need to bother with the second Yeah, exactly Fair enough Uh, I've been watching for far too long not to give you guys a little something I knew you'd like arcane would appreciate a fully fat breakdown on it. I agree with fringy. This is certainly the video game adaptation to beat Yeah, definitely doesn't it's not a contest Well, chris pratt's mario might be able to be what about yeah, what about what about doom annihilation? Isn't the other um video game adaptation that people rate like castlevania Uh castlevania is uh, I like the first two seasons apparently it's gone downhill since the first two seasons I'll never happen to arcane will be great forever. There's no way anyone could possibly make a bad season, right? Season one of uh, castlevania was so short. It's four episodes and a half an hour. It's it's really like smiling friends Yeah, it's smiling friends like an hour and a half because there's longer than smiling friends but my favorite thing about that is that um cosmonaut are used Castlevania as proof that video game adaptations don't work as movies because movies are too short to give the proper Story that you need for a video game adaptation So and then he used as the only like piece of evidence to show you that what you need to do is make a tv show because they're longer Like castlevania season one the two hour long season. Yeah, which is fucking two hours And also that's that's not a good point at all that video. No, it's not the point was bad anyway In my in the video response I made to that um, I never even mentioned that castlevania was Two hours long because I didn't know that at the time like I just I just I just assumed that he wouldn't have referenced something that was literally feature length to to prove that Films were too short. Um, and I was being foolish, but I I Thoroughly debunked his points if I do say so myself without even mentioning the You know his examples are A real bad what he's saying is he had an opinion and you just felt the need to say that you're right and he's wrong about everything Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's what I thought Cosmo is awesome. He's so consistent and interesting and insightful I'm not hearing any disagreements. So I'm guessing. Yeah. Yeah, we agree. Definitely. I've learned so much From him I hope they don't What were we gonna say there something racist? Well, I hope they don't give him the green m&m treatment. Yes um Clean bikes. What do you think they're stealing the water for they've been cleaning their mopeds with it to clean their bikes? Yeah, yeah, I believe it. Mm-hmm It's a piece of shit Pretty sure that the entirety of disney's star wars is some guy's monkey's poor wish and he's just crying in a corner saying This isn't what he wanted. Hi rags Hi He cries again when he realizes that apparently it maybe the monkey's paws like wait, this this is terrible. Why is everyone? Why are you clapping? Why are you defending slavery over this? What? Yeah, like what are you doing? The monkey's pool was like, haha, I brought it back, but it's shitty and the whole audience is cheering and the monkey's Was like, huh? Hey, you guys were supposed to okay Okay It's like that the monkey's pools desperately try to make the next iteration of any part of it worse and worse worse It's just not working far like what I am saying is that far fewer people seem to be invested in Just in the seat that the random things that I see people say about it. Um People do seem to be less sold on boba fat than on mandalorian. You would seem that way. Yeah, I've seen that at all Which is nice Because it's yeah, I love hate Hate Well, just I mean I would even go as far as saying it looks like it's nice that people noticed the step down in production too visually like over fat has gotten Compared to mando, they've gotten a little lazier or rushed more. I'm assuming rushed is the answer I think rushed is probably what explain it Stuff with like the What is it the the piece of set that you can see? I don't know how to describe it when you can see like the back of the set in the shot Like the the plywood the the actual tattooing buildings are made out of you can see the back of it and you say, oh, that's plywood I can just see that Uh-huh It would have been real easy if they'd noticed that to just put in Some visual effects to make that go away Like that's one of the easiest little patch jobs you can do But they didn't do that which makes me think oh, it's rushed. Well, they might do it Well, now that I know they probably didn't know they might Like the starbucks cup Yeah, and the equivalent for mando is there was a there was a guy on set In one of the shots on the fourth episode of season two, I think The effects on luke's lightsaber I don't know. I don't know if they ever did. I do not know Actually happened to see the behind the scenes of that the other day and his lightsaber is short And it's like yep. They legit did just forget to put them on at one point because oh, yeah, yes I saw that too Everybody wants him to turn up probably at the end of this season as well Thank you idiots You fools That somehow they have successfully made a character that people are excited to see turn up in other stuff Not sure how Or why I mean mando they did Yeah, I guess so. Yeah I'm denying it. It's like this proves like Um, it's depressing because this proves that they can't actually just continue this cycle forever It's not like because you think oh one day they're gonna run out of characters that they can bring back It's like we've seen han 50 times no longer exciting when you bring back han You know, we've seen luke 50 times no longer exciting when you bring back luke. We've seen lair 50 times It's like no, but apparently all they need to do is just make um Two seasons with a character who's just kind of there as other characters show up And people are now excited to see him show up again And he's like, oh, oh, so they could they could actually keep this going forever if they just keep introducing these new like sort of planks of wood That just that just that was just fundamentally upsetting to me to realize. Yeah, there's actually There's no there's no set end date to this this could just keep on going Yeah, yeah Well, um I was about to say at least but then I didn't know what to say after that So yeah, just just just go with a non sequester rags just find something happy in the world and mention that Have you seen this ii before jay? No, I don't watch watch I mean a finger animal Yeah, it's this little primate here. Let me show you a picture. I don't know if you could see it So I'll just post this post this guy here Just curious what you think of the this is the ii We were made Oh, that is good news that that exists Yeah, they're they're pretty strange. There's some there's some creepy ass-looking ones, but some of them are pretty cute No, I like him Yeah, yeah, these are some of the good ones. Yeah, but if you go like onto google and google image search these critters You'll find horrors beyond all comprehension. How do you spell it? Is it just like the word? Yeah, ayy Like he's got you can remember because it's like it's got two eyes ii They spell differently. Oh god. Some of these do look kind of like meth fiends. Yeah These primates have been hitting the the hard bananas jesse damn it um There's a short youtube poop of mando called the man and it's super funny and well-edited. I think you'll love it How do we find that by just searching the man the man man lorian maybe And lorian the man maybe even ytp No, I think I was at the box. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I was being dumb and you're exactly right And I should have thought oh my god. There's there's one for joker called joe as well Joe Yeah, these look funny It killed my watermelon again Oh, no ball back away. I will deal with this jet. I fuck myself And the suggestion for a replace revenge of the sith of course with some with some fucks put some fucks in there um All the work you had to do is pull the plug and sit on the back of tank So bobo could only stare at that hairy ass while he struggled in suffocation Might even have been able to escape completely undetected. Yeah Why do that though when you can do what he actually did I'm not hearing anybody say that's a bad idea. So yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a solid strategy. I think I wasn't listening, but I agree. Mm-hmm. I was watching the man Yeah, stop watching me. What the fuck Audi gang in honor of the life of meatloaf. What would your food themed name be? Milk I'm thinking an ass pie Oh No, no, it would be it would I mean it obviously be hot dogs No, obviously What food is long? I'd be a big delicious hot pot big big juicy Fucking hot dog. That's me I want to be I want to be milk shake I want I feel like that that works shake, you know, because I bring boys to the I don't know No, because I'm I want to be milk, right? I like I like the milk association. I also feel that's a bit boring I feel like that's just just being milk a bit dull to be honest. So I want to spice it up with milk shake Pringy would be frog legs, of course Uh, I guess that's milk steak Milk steak, what are we talking about? Well, if you were named after a few of what would your name be What food would you name yourself after? Oh, yeah, I guess would be the the foot long. Hmm. Not really that long That'd be a terrible name for me Because you're not a foot long No, I'm a hobbit What's a nice short food? What's it a short? A short bread I don't like short bread Uh, I'm honestly Sean say I'm surprised. Oh, no Yeah Turn out I mean who hasn't done theirs everyone needs to do theirs I don't know who hasn't own up metal. It's your metal asset. I said chimkin commander like Chimkin commander. I like Okay, what I remembered you saying that if you did. Yeah, you didn't say you're a liar I think it'd be called Cheeto Because I like hot Cheetos Well, all right, those are chips and you wouldn't give those up I wouldn't give them up. No So I go with Cheeto Um, well the second part was also how have they made Star Wars so damn lame? God I mean you saw them do it like, yeah We have the exact same information you have We just don't know Perhaps the why would lead to the how Uh rags read as boba Oh, I I'll copy this out for you rags. Okay So I feel like someone actually just wants us for a video they're making and can't do a boba voice Maybe because that'd be a great way to do it What's great is that we actually have an Australian guy here Um, um, he's not he's not Australian. Is he he's new zealand? No, yeah racist. Yeah, that was pretty racist right there Well, it wasn't because of that. It's because I think Fringy does great impressions. What were you thinking of? What does that do with him being Australian? Yeah, huh? Because I was I didn't want to just go out and say Fringy by name. I wanted to be pleased. We have an Australian here Yeah, we have an Australian because I was pointing like Fringy says great impressions Why use new name? You got to do a better save than that rags that doesn't make any sense It doesn't make sense. I didn't want to just be out and out about oh, yeah, I mean Fringy should do it I wanted to uh, you know, just leave some clues. We don't have any there were no other Australians in the call So like yeah, that's why I'm pointing to him. I wanted you to figure it out I didn't want it to be a real mystery Well, wait, fuck you Get on it Yeah, what is it having? I was born on Kamino. I am a clone like all those war criminals from 40 years ago. I don't have a belly button or a mom. It's sad I think you wanted you to do it Belly button before mom Well, cuz coins don't have belly buttons. No, it's true. They don't know that well don't they aren't isn't that how they connect to the little pod thingy I Can't remember what the visual. I don't know. I can't remember what the visual is a simpsons reference, but Rags didn't watch like Homer Simpson There was a tree house of horror episode where Homer had clones and they didn't have belly buttons Okay, that was how they knew whether or not they were clones Well clones wouldn't generally have belly buttons unless they were made with some kind of umbilical cord Yeah, well, how do you how do you provide them with uh, I was gonna say why would you assume? That would be unusual wouldn't you expect that's the normal way to do it Yeah, I would assume that's how you design it because the body is already kind of designed to get a lot of nutrients Through that. Oh, you just they do that. I'm the mom with some kind of a pod. Yeah Then you then you eat it for nutrients afterwards The whole baby. Yeah Also the baby, I mean if you like veal then oh boy once that suckers out of the That's some prime As boba not as you Oh, okay. That makes uh more. Okay. Sure. Remember. That's why you said You thought he was australian. Yeah, because I wanted to refer to no, no, I wanted to refer to Morrison's australian in better singly because he's actually No, no, no, that's really not I'm laughing because that's so absurd that you would think that that I'm just I'm just Okay, um, let's see Makes you feel better rags. I thought he was pollination, but I just didn't say it Yeah Wait, so he is What was that? I I I guess I guess maybe you guys just not as familiar I'm pretty sure I just know that I don't know I don't know what that means Our Maori is the indigenous people of New Zealand specifically Right, I don't know if it's exactly the same as like Polynesian. I only know that because of All the weird Native rights shit that started happening with relation to this show and everyone started mentioning he was Maori I didn't know that I just knew that he was from New Zealand Yeah, what happened to mono? I didn't think he was from australia. I think a lot of people make that mistake Why would no one thinks he's from australia? That's ridiculous Yeah, I've known many dogs to make that mistake Common thing. Yeah, I wonder what is it? I wonder what it is about dogs. Maybe dogs just sort of I don't know Well, I mean there are many you can be a Maori in australian. There's Maori's Yeah, you could that's not necessarily wrong. Yeah You could move there Um Hmm You're gonna fire up that australian accent there, right? No, I'm just I'm just suppressing the giggles I was born on Kamino on my clone like all those war criminals from 40 years ago I don't have a belly button or a mom. It's said Say yeah, there you go It's good. It's good Thanks. I Feel like you're finding out he's not australian has thrown you off in your billionaires voice I think it just depends on the the different things that you say like when you like at the end it's sad It's easy. It's sad You say like said Said it's sad. It's sad to see it and sometimes you're like, uh, Kamino Not sure I can do that with um Yeah, yeah Oh my god, crikey. Trim from the barbie On efap 162 Fringy brings up the funny thought that someone out there thinks cod ghosts was the peak of gaming Then you all proceed to laugh at the idea. Well, I am that guy. Thank you for bullying me. Here's 20 dollars. Hi rags Based you sound like fun Yeah, my cod ghosts, you know It was uh, they did stuff in that game. Yep They did it was the one where south america formed into some weird pan nation and became the bad guys for some reason because I thought that would be No, I know the nation of pans just You know No, I don't I don't know to be honest Is that like an australian thing I don't think so Nation of is that like a marry thing? Is it a marry thing? Yeah If it is I wouldn't know Right, would you know pansexual How about the pansexual marries? Yeah No Wow Or even have you here for Um, not not the sexual, uh Proclivities of the mary Fine Anyone play bully? It's a game about an outcast who does bad things for money and has to navigate and take over many school factions Aka better than bukkabobba fat. Why would you even compare bullies like an actual thing? It's like a Bullies a story. It's got characters. It's kind of got a thing. It's trying to be Yeah, bukkabobba. It's just this wafer Bad stinky piss wafer. It's just a wafer Stinky piss Yeah, well, maybe you're a stinky piss wafer Right here Hello, everyone. Love you all. Would you all consider watching lost action hero of efat movies? It's a pretty fun cheesy action Um, yes, we would consider doing that All right, then. Uh, sure Um Good good oni movie We'll do an oni ock and watch like 12 oni movies probably No wrong My favorite plot point in star wars is when boba got ripped out of the hot tub time machine and had to be saved by the Biker mice from mars I mean, this is the thing man people people shit on disney, but they're making things happen that we never would have thought would happen Yeah, and I thought that was um, that was pre disney that that happened No, I don't think so That was definitely a disney thing. In fact, I think it was as recent as two weeks ago Then explain how it's good I didn't say it was good Oh Okay, what are you so stupid? I said it was good That's your mistake. Why do we have to suffer for your mistake? Yeah making it. I'm not suffering. I'm all right Yeah rags is all right Because rags has come to peace with the idea that you will lie to him. We have not I I don't think so Yeah, let rags peace for himself. All right rags. Go ahead Uh, hello everyone. My name is rags I um, I'm very glad that you guys are here to listen to us talk about things Like and subscribe Make sure that um, whenever you are at home and you make a sandwich or You just get some bread maybe for toast or for buttering or some honey make sure just What no matter what it's for it really doesn't matter what's for I sure you have your reasons. I want question those But make sure that you always take the like the little bread package and you Put it's uh put the um The twist time man, that's crazy. Apparently efap 150 was five months ago. I went into the thunder there. It's crazy Now if you're the only person who lives there and you don't really care, then I guess you don't you don't really care So it's it's really all about you, but I think you owe it to yourself to have The freshest bread for as long as you can Stale bread is the second worst kind of bread to have The first worst kind of bread. It's soggy bread No soggy bread is great Jesus Christ Some opinions are too toxic even for efap What? Like you don't like ever get like a french dip sandwich where you dip your you know, sandwich I mean not that's different like what if you have if you have Even then it's it's I'm picturing it's like it's like it is sandwich outside of the raid. I'm just waiting You know, that's why you don't have you know Like you guys know like if you're taking a bath or something You don't want to put your toaster in the bathtub with you because you get soggy bread, which is disgusting So you never want to everyone do that Yeah, the toaster the toaster like kills you as a mercy. So you don't have to eat the soggy bread experience the cringe The toaster kills you the toaster kills you. Yeah. No Put it in there. It's built into all toasters. Rags is quite innocent. He thinks a toaster would never kill My Your toaster committed atrocities your toaster lied to america My toaster Jesus christ the toaster living in a fantasy world rags. You are yeah where toasters don't kill people I mean, I don't know what else to tell you. Yes. Jesus Christ. There's some next level denial my friend I just wanted to Oh my god, I just Yeah, don't want soggy toast and now my life's on the line I know high top put out that um toasters do not kill video, but even he's gone back on that sense He said he said toasters do not kill Is that the australian pronunciation? Yeah Australian God say toaster fringy toaster No, no, you say to sound like teaster at all It's more of a scotch pronunciation No, it's not How are you supposed to toast your bread without a toaster? Are you okay? He's not I'm fine Okay, just checking It's revelation of the murderous toasters is Yeah, I knew he wouldn't take it. Well, we've talked about whether or not we'd reveal this for so long I just want to go back to Those halcyon days of my youth where toasters didn't fucking kill you Yeah, but unfortunately time marches on and cares little reality seeps in What can you do toast son another one of jay's lies revealed lies That movie because aries hates love. That's that's why that's why that's why it happens And I will destroy you It's a fun line. It's precisely then I will destroy you Oh Yes, it's clearly the result of your decision that I will destroy you. That's that's got to be done I don't make the rules What's that love? I must destroy everything you are Yeah What is toast on german finger machine? She believes in love and also truth truth is very important. Oh, yeah It's beautiful no matter what it is Even if it's horrible I hear about children with leukemia and I go. Mmm. Yes Truth that's a beautiful place. It's not a lie that they you don't want to I don't want to hear no stupid lie that they don't have leukemia Uh, maybe one of the bikers mom's got kidnapped and tortured to death by tuskens like anakin's mom. Yeah Yeah, never mind. You talked about that. Look boba decided who's innocent and who's guilty. All right. It's done Chad Yeah, but yeah, are they are the sand people are they native? No, sorry are the bikers are they native to the sands of tatooine? Yes, we found out they were Yeah, they they they lived there for like 10,000 generations. Yeah, the tuskens were only there for 5000 Yet he just killed them all. What is what is the tuskens were there for 5000 generations? But the bikers were there for 10 but a tuskin generation is twice as long as a biker generation Now, how does it work? What do we do? Yeah and fight What are the royals? boba help us and he's like whoever enslaves me first wins when he watches the show. What are the royals of this Yeah, and everyone races to um enslave boba because that's gonna be your uh The ticket into winning. I know jay's always talking about races Yeah, yeah I am all the races Palpatine's like I am all the races and and she's like and I am all the racists Yeah, whatever that looks like it's the worst kind of lightning. Well, of course, it's the worst kind of lightning Well, what about what about racist and homophobic lighting? Oh my god, I guess I guess yeah the bigot lightning when you Racism Transphobia get them all in there Just this monstrosity. I don't like phobic And instead of I don't know making thunder sounds. I what what kind of sound would racist like? Oh, actually no, I don't want it Why would you entertain that? I don't want it Endward constantly Fringies largest regret right there Anyone definitely I've never heard anyone ten feet in such a way That's why that's why lightning cracks. It's like a whip. Oh my see Why would you say it in front of rags for you? It's just like Asked it for trouble. Yep Nothing but trouble remember that movie rags, you'll know what I'm talking about I actually am aware of that movie. That's the one with Chevy Chase, right? Yes, Danakroyd as well. That's his movie. It's like the movie because I only know about it I know of it I only know of it because no go ahead The Danakroyd was given like loads of money and freedom to just make his own project And it's the one of the most bizarre things that's ever existed That's what I've heard, but I've never seen it and I'm kind of curious to oh, it sounds like it'll be a perfect event movies Um fucking bat shit insane from what I've seen in the clips Rags is an asian breed of dog, right? Correct. Uh, that's breed that that's breed b r e e d Bread is b r e a d future reference. Don't saga an asian bread of dog, right? It also means bread Like you you bread when you bread r e d Yeah, english. It's great. I love how Can have different meanings Yes No, boba, maybe at the lizard in his brain not for a single night But in fact, he was wandering tattooing drugged up for five years looking for a stick Dude imagine he came back five years later that little that little clan that were like, oh You How did you find us? Like fuck they were just avoiding him. Oh, you brought a stick. Oh, yeah, that was our plan all along Yeah, yes, it's the legendary Thing Gary makes it up to make a bob. I have no idea what we're doing Oh, he brought us a stick He plays you wait for it to grow It's made for it to grow Plant your stick and it'll become a tree five years to get it Plant a stick and it'll become a tree Uh the tuskens stuff is the best aspect of the show genuinely expanded on the culture of the characters that have mostly been shown as mindless monsters What? I'm guessing that's a meme and guess what they lifted all of that from cotor I don't think that is a meme. We just watched a video that argued Yeah, uh j you you'll you'll love this the video we watched said The boba was wise to like not judge them harshly for the slavery because they're too uncivilized to understand that it was a wrong thing to do Oh The video was literally making multiple excuses for slavery. It's okay when the tuskens do it. It's awful Oh, okay Okay What is this madness? It's like it does it it does But book of boba does expand on tusking culture. I was about to say that it does It does. I don't appreciate it, but it does Well, it's like, you know Because like you would assume that there are there are probably different aspects to how these people live other than just like beating the shit out of luke, right? That's like their culture entirely is beating up luke There's probably like um, there's probably there's probably ways that they live and customs that they have and like Ideas that they share maybe or you know um, and it will be interesting to explore all of that but then to sort of Um, yeah boba fat isn't the show to do that. It's like rags. We got to talk about this before one of the recordings, right? It's like, yeah, you totally could explore this culture and like um the the interesting questions that come with it is like um Well, they do slavery, but they're also like, um They're also a culture of their own right and how do we treat them to like that? Do they have a right to the um To to the land that they live on if they use it like this and what's the best thing to do about this violent This this these people who are very violent um And but it's like what book of boba isn't exploring any of those those questions. Yeah, that's really hard It's really hard to have a conversation about okay, so people have a right to autonomy Sure, but like what do we do when The culture is a significant clash in a way that we would consider to be immoral. What do we do? But yeah, it's not a conversation that that's not like do we do we just do we just tell them Do we screw up to them like what we're the government now? No slavery and Can we do that? Is that a lot? That seems that seems like a problem Play yourselves the government for them. Is that even an optimal way to do it these things take time? How do we do it? But boba has really simplistic answers, which is if you kill machamp They'll accept you into their society and then you can see to be able to jump across scooters And then to ride a gun train to get spice and then you look at boba pets answer is they do do slavery. Anyway Anyway, they do do slavery He said it too. I feel like I feel like I'm a slave doodoo jizz comment was funnier than the doodoo honestly, but that's just me I think the dude was really thank you for appreciating me That's why I exist You have to kill a pokemon. Yes in order to become one with the tusk and you have to kill machamp. You have to kill pikachu You have to kill Magic kill them all I like how a few references I have now because I'm like so out of date on pokemon all the references I have are like from the first three generations and that's it And what's interesting about pokemon is that they would just at least they knew to just knock each other out They wouldn't like kill each other, but tuskens are like no no no no you don't get knocked out. You fucking die Well, I Sometimes you have pokemon battle each other and battles for the amusement of their human masters as long as they don't die And you can keep using them for your amusement somehow a worse fate, isn't it? Yeah Well in a certain sense because you're not allowed to die, you know yeah Imagine if um imagine if like the actual story of boba with the tuskens is that like He saw them going to like kidnap someone else and and take more slaves and he tried to tell them not to Imagine that was the story that happened with him instead of the gun train Then he would be white and he would be portrayed as a white savior. Who's just not white rags No, I'm not I'm saying that's what they would say Already said that and people have won and people people's responses He's not white Yeah, but he's not white enough I guess I guess in the star wars. Sorry not black enough or whatever right? I heard what what what what could he do about that? Well, this is this isn't news. Remember what they said about Idris elber and luther Wait, oh, yeah, that's right. He's not black enough. I hate it. I hate it so much Can we please stop this? Can we please? He ain't black enough? People are bitching about my goodness. I want what I want to do is I want to I want You know, I you know what? I want I want the people who wrote that are but Article to have reach yourself or read that article and then sit in a room with them Yeah, it's with a computer in front of him reading it after like 10 hours. He just goes did you was like this? Do our sound black enough for you What is that? Is that your boba fat voice? That was your boba fat voice. No, that's Australian. We've been over this I'm considering breaking down the ot to see if the will building holds up As a lot of stuff brought up with modernist star wars applies to the ot for example Each planet only being one biome and somehow sustaining life on each Wow, it is the boring thing right tattooing used to have Different areas. Yeah, I was gonna say we don't You know like hoth for example, I can't remember if they describe it as fully ice is there maybe there's If it's ice that ice is one of the only ones what makes it make sense for it to be fully one biome Because if ice if the poles are ice then sorry if um if the equator is ice then the poles are just going to be sure But I mean cold it Well, surely a lot of them would make sense. We've got loads that can make sense, right? Not just ice I mean basically your only your only for like hard and set rule like I mean there are more but like Your most significant hard and set rule is that the poles are going to be significantly colder than the equator, right? But if it's all boiling anyway, right? You could have a planet that's like the only the poles are her spitable temperature and they're like tropical And the rest is like inhospitably hot desert Unless it's um, you you can have different acts because I mean you don't need to have seasons necessarily You could have a planet where it's got a very straight Axial tilt So you just have the same you don't have to have seasons, but you do have to have the poles being colder than the uh Unless unless the axial tilt is so significant that the poles are the parts that are facing towards the uh True, um, you have one side facing. Is that possible? I'm pretty sure you can have a tightly locked planet in which there's um Yeah I'm not yeah, I can also have um, you can also have tightly locked planets where one side of the planet is always facing The sun The planet hey, did you know that almost? Did you know that the majority of moons in our solar system are tidally locked like ours? Yeah, they are because when things orbit that close, uh, that tends to just be the result It's the reason why a lot of planets that uh orbit close to red dwarfs Like if they're close enough to be in the hospitable zone, they're generally uh locked What you have is essentially you have a um a ring around the um, essentially the sunset sunrise zone of that planet Well, so that's that's kind of the the thing with uh star wars though that you're now making me think about is uh Man, they aren't that creative in terms of like the significance No, you could like why don't we have it? Isn't it you I don't I can't remember if it's your work or another one of jupiter's moon They have these massive like sulfa Like these giant volcanoes that shoot hundreds of meters into the air like all of them I understand I understand why the biomes that they showed in the films are only stuff that you could film You can totally understand on earth right, you know, obviously, but it's like then why say this is the forest planet, right? Why why not just show like well the forest moon? Yeah. Oh, yeah true. Um Why not um, why not show from like the the aerial shots of the planet? It's like, oh, there's there's you know There's there's stuff going on here. Um Because yeah, there's loads of cool stuff that you can do when uh, well building a planet Um, uh, I might recommend a youtube channel for this Artifexian does loads of great fucking videos about, um, planets and stuff like this Uh, well building your your sci-fi planets or your planets for any other reason Someone's raised a good point in chat that uh star wars was made pre-incidence like I think we often forget There's a lot that we've learned about reality and the universe and everything in the last 50 years Wouldn't matter But like even then they knew that the poles were colder than the equator like Well sure, but I guess I mean when we talk about like when you when you find out about the way that some planets are It's pretty like crazy to think about like like I wouldn't really fault somebody for not Wait, so you're telling me that on Neptune they have like 400 kilometer per hour winds of fucking crystals They're just like fly around everywhere Like these ideas for places that are so crazy that you would almost not ever come off with them as concepts Well, yeah, um like in terms of but like you could if you're talking about habitable planets though Biomes diversity is absolutely a big aspect of yeah, like just look at earth earth has so many biomes Oh, yeah, it's like basically every star wars planet exists as a biome on earth Yeah, but I guess it's the thing if it's easy to communicate things that way It's like oh, well, there's the desert planet There's the snow planet as opposed to the planet just like earth with 10 different like several Everyone's bored of Tatooine. We've explored like 0.1 percent of Tatooine And it's not even interesting on Tatooine. What if we went to like the poles of Tatooine where it was like sandy, but also There's gotta be a point where plant it's like great for plants, right that temperate zone Why don't we have like uh, because I mean afghanistan Tatooine used to be able to grow things but then aliens came in and terraformed and fucked up the planet That's why the tuskin raiders hate all outsiders because they remember what their planet used to be like and then how it got destroyed So that's why they just like fuck it. We're just gonna kill everyone Why can't it support plants though? Surely they start growing back like people would plant things. No these The aliens like completely just how do you how do you explain the black melons, huh? You mean the seashells that they fill with water? No, they find them in the ground and they're filled with lemon juice You mean the seashell crops that they use to pretend to be melons. I don't fucking know Wow Wow, you know anything about star wars. Yeah, why don't why don't you learn about star wars? I know, right? Because I remember because originally like, you know the the ot There's clearly like vegetation and stuff and more sizely from a new hope Not anymore. Oh, yeah, if somebody brings plants in, you know, that's different. Yeah, you can do that I assume that that's what you would do, right? The Australian outback is pretty arid, but there are still plants and things that grow there It's not like in the Sahara where there's very little vegetation And you have cold deserts, you know, like the goby desert is cold desert. Why don't we go to a cold desert area? Um, don't tempt them to go into the fucking desert Please wow. No, I'm sick of deserts at this point. I want to go to somewhere. That's a bit lush and nice I want to go to a full city I want to go to a nice place. The prequels had a way better banquet of plants And they had the effects to actually start being more creative with the biomes that they went to That didn't have to go to real places. You could go to like, um Because if you just look at earth's history, there's more diverse biomes than you have in the original trilogy of star wars, right? Which is understandable because they did have to go to real places to film Um, I guess uh, there was a there was a period in earth's history where like the most the dominant form of um Of of uh, of of non-mobile. What's the word? I'm looking for stuff doesn't move life Like sedentary station or whatever I think sedentary, you know The main form was um giant mushrooms The earth was covered in giant mushrooms for a period of its time That was the biggest thing that you would see if you went outside That's a good point you've raised in terms of that fact that you know the the history of earth Like earth hasn't been this way for that long relative to the amount of time Like i'm pretty sure that it was only what about 500 million years ago that we even got like multicellular like animals There was a time where giant spiders and scorpions ruled Well, and then of course we had the dinosaur. I know that because of primeval I know that because of something else because of walking with monsters Um, I guess uh, you know, legitimately this isn't even a meme like if you just play rationing clank You'd get like way more ideas in terms of planetary diversity There are so many crazy planets and rationing clank um Like every planet on every place if you go on risk of rain It's what I really do appreciate artifacts in his usual channel because he talks about this kind of thing In terms of what could technically happen It's it's real it's real fun to watch. Um something that Hmm Sorry, I'm just having a thought now because I'm thinking about you know how like it's often a thing that's talked about That might have been a really nice planet uh some long time ago, but then it got screwed up by runaway climate change. What if we saw like a A planet that uh or runaway greenhouse effect, I guess What if we had a planet that was in the midst of that a planet that exists that is having like some crazy Runaway greenhouse effect And all the like the civilization there has to retrofit all the buildings and everything to have homes and whatnot Yeah, or a rogue planet. Why haven't we been to a rogue planet in the star wars universe? What if uh What was the planet the exegol at fucking whatever? Like wouldn't it be cooler if that was like a rogue planet just that it's really hard to find it's in It's a stellar space. It's not in a system. It's moving in a way that's unpredictable. It's hard to find and it's always dark And it's covered in ice. Yeah, and you could have um, if you had a rogue planet in star wars, you could have um, you could have it so that the Like there used to be a civilization there and then it lost its orbit around its sun, which is um, how rogue planets form, right? Watch Gersby's Ox videos. You'll get so many ideas. Oh, yes That's another good one for this star. Civilization that's had to put up with and deal with some kind of a Uh a catastrophe but because of the science fiction level technology they have they could live and survive they just have to Go go underground or put big domes over all their buildings and things like that Have you seen the coach because that video about what if another star flew through our solar system? Yeah, yeah, the rogue planet one if that is the rogue planet one, right? The idea would be that if a star moves through a solar system if it came close enough It could throw off the orbit of a planet and just eject it from uh from the solar system But I don't know it's the um the idea is that it almost certainly would right? Well, yeah, the idea is that uh in any given solar system the star of that system accounts for the vast vast majority of the mass so everything is bound to it and if you brought a comparably large object into range of that star system Um, it would it would fuck everything up I guess the problem is that when it comes to writing a scenario like that It would take a long time For this to happen like you would know that it was happening if you were We would know that it was happening if we saw another star approaching earth It would it would take long enough for the star to be passing through that it would be very visible and slow But I mean what if you had a scenario where the civilization is only, you know becoming intelligent? Like like if the star passed through I don't know like 10 000 years ago While life was developing here and so like by the time that human being equivalents come of Intel intelligent enough to organize into these big societies and we would be able to tell that our orbit was decaying though I'm pretty sure I guess what I'm saying is we could tell but maybe we the by the time we figure it out We're in the industrial era like we don't we're never going to be able to fix it We're not advanced enough. So like we just have to deal with it um By the time that we're intelligent enough and so it's like us scrambling to try and figure out how to save ourselves Well, we wouldn't be able to fix it if we knew now Well, the logic would be if we had a level of time to work with I'm just saying you could figure out a way to make the premise work Um, well, yeah, yeah, and in star wars. I think there's plenty Well, you could just you could just have a system that this happened to because like I don't know how all the good the start like the civilizations in the star wars galaxy is supposed to be right regionally old Um, I'm sure you could just have a civilization that over over time this happened to um, yeah So they they they're like all of these just it's a galaxy They're all of these decayed ice cities that are like frozen over and outside and then the actual life there is is um Underground or all in these climate controlled domes or whatever and they can't touch the old cities anymore World building man Yeah Um, I mean if you think about that's what if the commune ones were like that where the planet for whatever reason Didn't always have you know wasn't always covered in water and then some weird shit happened and they had One explicitly shows you that camino has lots of violence on it Okay, that's that's that's my official source. I'm saying Yeah, I can believe It's a better source and current stuff Uh rags you've got a another line. They want you to read in australian australian awesome. Can you believe it? I Shall drop it in there for you. I just comic a lot by the way You with your paintbrush and your little your little french hat on Oh The tussin tuskens tested my dna and said the test came back us a jack My blood is red white and blue jack also. Hi rags Hello to you Must be as part of a meme video Yeah Cobra Kai is a great show, but season one makes the world seem as small as a display at lego land Damn That's a great metaphor or simile Um, actually it's it's it's uh, it's an idiom idiot No, it's not that's a colloquial metaphor. I wanted to say the thing shut up Okay, don't cry four years not a colloquial metaphor Plus between his enslavement and rescuing migno and no explanation was that time with the sand people after they died same Still same clothing nobody nobody knows No idea. It's vague on purpose. It's the standard thing when you don't want to give people answers Yeah, marvel's doing the exact same shit on purpose What year is it? I don't know Like I don't know literally I have no idea Nobody I remember um in my first writing project when I was 12 I did vague on purpose to avoid having to explain stuff I was 12 and it was it really sucked It's a real easy, uh, that's that's that's a way to do it, you know Anna is wrong boba is totally badass when he talks like when he confidently says we are one party And then has to take a nap in his back to recliner Haha It is back to recliner God that line was so stupid. We are one party Not only does that not apply to the tuskens, but that doesn't apply to all the fuckers who are currently annoying the pikes Why did you say it boba? It's not smart You know boba's never really been a smart character. Oh, okay You know the only decision we saw in make was closing the distance against luke so I've seen other decisions There was a few other ones Name 12 Walking shooting talking looking Sniffing That's those aren't decisions. It's a decision to sniff Is it? Yeah Is it really? It's like I guess I could stop breathing, you know But breathing isn't sniffing Yeah sniffing that is true sniffing is like an actual element of uh, of breathing It's a step up Yeah, fuck jay. He's been ruined Like a grandma crying Darth Vader and the emperor having an intervention for boba's alcoholism because they're concerned about his emotional well-being also high rags Hi Well, they wouldn't be because apparently boba hated them and thought they were terrible and wanted to try to get him killed Because of their stupid jobs Squat plush when I don't think we were ever gonna do that'll be fun I mean that could be cool though I feel like some people would buy it just get one face Oh chase would love one just to destroy it Yeah, some people would do that because some people just don't like spot. You know some people are fucking cunts Some people some people don't want the m&m's to be sexy more And that is just a bridge and those are bad people Yeah Rags please read as boba. Oh my goodness My goodness gracious I'll make our own book of boba fat here on e-fap. I think the dialogue will be better almost assuredly Fennec you don't understand I have high functioning autism and suffer from social anxiety. I had to kill bib fortuna I was afraid he would say no and be mean to me Wombus Yeah, I can see the episode forming um But Where is this going only time will tell only time will tell Maybe it's an ai rags calling from somers are you think that they do you think that autism exists in the star wars universe? And if so, do you think they know what it is or do you think all the characters? I'm I'm certain all the characters now have awesome. It's called the force j Yeah, oh inclusive Force it. Oh gosh, look at that super mario poster That can't be real It's time to get real ranks. Is that I know is that real? I thought that was mean It's a time to get real Is that is that a real thing? I thought that was put in chat because it was a meme It's time to get really doesn't bother you the placement of it's a time to get and the real underneath it Like it seems off-center. Even though it technically isn't it still looks like it is It's definitely one of those things that's kind of like a it's I guess me right because the the full stop Is like kind of fact it in so whether it's central is one of those things it's one of those like kind of uh kerning, I guess or Typography things that you learn about I don't remember much about what I learned about typography though to be fair Uh cybernetic augmentation seems incredibly useful, but it's treated. It's purely cosmetic That only hip youngsters do Medical and military use is much camera foot It's very useful Of all the things you could have opted for you went with that why? Well, yeah, but I imagine going to this like yeah, I want the foot. I want the jackhammer foot. That's what I want That's that's me Maybe the guy only had like four augmentations left and all of these guys Were going there and it's like who draws the short straw you get the jackhammer foot Maybe maybe it was like um like it was like he like a buy one get one free And so he has another cybernetic somewhere that he uses all the time and it improves his life substantially But they were also like oh, yeah, but you have the coupon for buy one get one free Do you want this jackhammer foot and he's like yeah, sure. Why not and so he just he's got it And also you have to go to some to some shabby places to get it done And I think because I imagine like the Coruscant places are pretty nice, but on on Tatooine That's true Yeah, we're talking about the Tatooine one Yeah, that we saw in boba. Just very slowly brings fennec to The yeah, you know, she's totally hard to guide. She made it It's fine God, I'm thinking about so was 13 13 and how cool that could have been No, we get to explore the lower levels of Coruscant, you know, see how the other half live and and I'm going adventures and all those side quests you can do dealing with Yeah, you know different Yeah, but then they cancelled it because they And battlefront 3 2 that go pretty sure that was a battlefront battlefront 3 2 Even make one Why wouldn't you just make a fourth one? Why why do why do that? It's been such a great year or the You know, we got and then there was that game that Amy Henning was making that got cancelled. That's cool Mm-hmm You know, I you know, actually I would really like to see is that Book of Boba fat genuinely wants me to like once makes me want to see the game that it kind of feels like it just is That's the game it's like Yeah, damn it the game that is um Book of like, you know where you you're just like maybe maybe there's a few open world planets that you can explore And you're like a bounty hunter and you can collect equipment and bounty hunter games or any bounty hunter media ever You can fight you can you can fight gun trains and you can Oh, so You know, you can just you can just go out and you know Tatooine has all these interesting places on it and you can go and interact with them all You can go into the dunes and tuskens in there and they might try to enslave you uh and there's like You can go to mosais li and you can go and like get you can go and find out what jobs need doing by people You know, you know, you know, basically just um I don't know fall out new vegas on tatooine. That's what I want. Well, I mean You want to play slow tour is what i'm hearing Yeah, it does sound like you were playing kotor actually Slow tour is a different thing for me. Oh, sorry wait Wait, wait. Sorry. I'm slow tour with the w woke tour Woke tour star wars of the Reminisce so what's the old republic? What about red dead redemption? Well, we don't get space bounty hunter games every space bounty hunter game except for like Because I mean look at how long it took for metroid to come back That's like the only consistent space bounty hunter like video game series Oh, yeah, but I just dream game cube game star wars bounty hunter. There you go Well, since then no, I did that recently almost 13 13 got cancelled um Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's a really cool premise. We just don't get it I mean cooler duty is kind of like bounty hunting No, it's hunting for points and kills Yeah, hunting for killstreaks your challenges. Yeah um Yeah, it's for the augmentation thing. I think If you're gonna make them as commonplace as those lot having them compared to It was just arguably vader and grievous, which are pretty high level Then now everyone's like, wait, why aren't these things common as fuck that it was it was luke Well luke's also pretty high level through Uh, the diary of oboe buffet I guess you could call the show that Diarrhea, it's a me. You're the diary of a boat with it But with that logic bounty hunters are being killed. I have to stop it by hiring bounty hunters who are going to be killed There you go Very well I'll do it Cw isn't perfect, but more controlled all the underworld by one episode by ruthlessly beating them into submission None of this rule with respect shit What? Uh, yeah, it's when dothmaul like fights and beats the mandalorian leader or whatever, right? Animal oh the clone wars Do they have to sword fight to see who would make the best leader? I think so They just have to compare dicks No ladies allowed. Oh poor maul. He didn't have one anymore Darth maul. He's a robot penis. It's massive because Of course he would Yeah I mean if my bottom half got cut off and they're like, all right. What do you want on your new bottom half? So anyway I gotta need a big-ass dick What's the next super child? Sorry? Oh, yeah Greetings all have you ever thought to have the efab law and episodes made into short stories? And would you give permission for someone to do that? I think they have I don't think people have made like little lore stories. Yeah But um, I am yes absolutely there. You all have permission to do that Wow, jay. Just we don't we're not a mission away from what I am the manager. So I've been I've been racist If I'd you've been you've been racist I've been racist What noise would have racist more? Say the n word maul. It's an easy answer More like boba fat I'd say the boba in the cw's clone was not this stupid boba I'm not sure what they're referring to exactly but they prefer boba and cw not not this boba. That's probably fair As far as I hear Clone Wars boba is obsessed with getting revenge on mace windu for killing jango, which you know that makes sense to me I understand that that feels more like the boba. I know from the ot than uh, the book of boba fat does Now he would hire mace windu to work for him Uh, the back to tank was basically a rich dude restoring an old car to pristine condition because he could and an opportunity for him to have wet dreams I mean, I I don't I don't I don't disagree seems about right Vader even told boba he would be compensated if han were to die when they froze him It makes no sense that boba would think badly of vader. What the fuck? Yeah Yeah, there's there's nothing really to it that lines up. Um It's super bad boba died for his own shit decision Which would be really cool for him to acknowledge honestly, but nope. It's someone else's fault which makes him look like a brat 60 year old brat Bounty hunting served him well as long as he was working for the big guys and the big guys didn't exist anymore And he found a new life in a simple warrior tribe on tatooine. What my friend DM me? Oh my god Oh, no, that's not in the shower People they might have like yeah, the show is make up for the show It makes sense the sawlack What did why is that satisfactory to people? It's crazy Dothoo cheese changing fards Dothoo cheese pronouns a chi and chi I can't make the chi must hide your chi Oh, that's great. It's great for chi. That's just reminding me of Mulan. I don't like that. Stop it. Yeah, that's why it's yeah And then there'll be more live-action Disney the aristocrat cats live-action film references Come on. So if you didn't need you can we stop? No, they can't no No, we can't because it'll probably make money as much as everybody on twitter is like wow, this is a terrible idea It's gonna make fucking money I really like the aristocrats. That was one of the ones I watched a lot as a kid The lion king remake is one of the highest grossing films of all time I remember this because I was in the queen channel I was I was reading out the list because I was reading out. I don't know my home was about I think eight Now and I said, okay, so then I read the list and lion king was above it And he's like you better be talking about the original No, unfortunately. No, I'm not It's made but the reason why it's surprising to me. I don't I don't think I know anyone who watched that movie the lion king Is technically considered the highest grossing animated film of all time beating out like all of the other Like the disney and pixar ones like the live-action lion king is the highest grossing animated film of all time It is animation. It's not a live-action film. It is an animated film No, I don't it's funny that they marked it as live-action and it's become the highest grossing animated film of all time Yeah And god, isn't that just like it's like it's sort of like it's sort of a comment on animation really that What was the what has become the highest grossing animated film was marketed as live-actions like Wow, that you know that really says something at the place of animation in People just A lot of people view it as a lesson, which is fucking annoying. It's really annoying Like that attitude of yes, I can see it in live-action instead of animated. That's better Well, I can that is intrinsically better It's like um people creamed themselves when they were seeing a soca in mandalorian not because they've seen loads of a soca Why are they creaming themselves? Yeah, well, yeah, well now she's live-action. So I'm seeing her properly And nobody ever really says that if you make like a cartoon version, right? Like nobody watched what if like man, I get to see Thor animated Like that just doesn't seem to me how it works. I don't get it I always wanted to see more of morrison in star wars But I'd rather would have seen some live-action spin-off to rebels than this Put a gray beard on chonka fett and he would have been a perfect old rex That's true. He would Well, you guys are probably gonna get all of that because that's probably gonna be what's going on with the soca Oh true Because the end of the soca or the end of rebels is her and sabine going off and looking for ezra and thron So you literally are getting exactly what you just asked for When thrown gets like fully baited like you see him people will cream and then they will remember Who's making it? Then they will cry They have literally butchered every character It is like literally butchered every character rex. Why would they take care of thron? When they have you mean literally every way not literal, you know, you literally you mean the part of that This literal is every not butchered. I see No, both of them No, they're not literally, but no Yeah, I have no No, they're not literally served him up. Everyone ate it all up. Yeah rags. No, that's not that didn't happen Look at a Boba Fett. You see if you're gonna eat a man. You want to eat a Boba Fett, you know There's there's muscle on there, but they're well, I'm glad you asked Jay. I'm really glad you asked that I didn't ask Jay asked you Well, I'll tell you anyway Uh, so Boba Fett's a big guy. He's a big chunky guy He's about twice as big as what he was when he fell in the Sarlak pit as it seems to be But he's got a lot of muscle on him, but he's also clearly got some fat on him too So you get that nice marbledy kind of that that fat in there so that when I wouldn't have eaten rags What I don't know how many people have you eaten? Recently ever recently None Why did you specify recently? Oh, I just think it gives you the best answer of just being specific I just want to get you the best thing to possible You know if the answer doesn't change depending on if if you're talking recent or ever then there's no Nice catch. You know, there's no need to be specific. Yeah, we're just having fun here. Jay. Just having fun I'm not having fun I'm having lots of fun Rags you're defeated once again in the marketplace of ideas By by answering the question thoroughly. Sure. All right Yum, so anyway, if you I'm uncomfortable atmosphere in this e-fap. I feel No, no, I like it. I think it's great. Only when you talk about eating people I would hypothetically if one was if you were going to eat a person Oh god You don't want to eat a fat like you don't want to eat a fat disgusting person like movie bob, right? Because he's just all fat, you know, like there ain't no meat on there. There's no, you know, it's all just it's just gonna be It's nasty And you don't want to have someone who's super duper lean. It'll be better But you want you don't want someone like super duper duper lean that don't eat me Yeah, yeah, you're just you're just like a scrawny chicken drumstick. It's just yeah It's done there. It's all just tendons and sinews and All that but uh, yeah, you you want to get yourself a nice a nice tumour of Morrison You're gonna munch on someone What about look someone who's super muscular? It wouldn't be bad at all. Some people might prefer it taste-wise like, um, who's who's the uh, the olympic swimmer? Um, there are lots of Yeah, michael felps like if you if you made you can make some pretty A good lean steaks out of michael felps, right? So all those weird foods you you do like and normal foods you don't like and you're a gain-steating human I guess I'm very much a gain-steating human Me too. I don't think you should do it Are you guys eating ewok? Yes Howard I'm against eating fish Because they they can do chess Because the fish intimidate you No, I just don't like some fish intimidate me when I know sharks aren't technically like fish proper Like swordfish they're scary. They have a weapon Yeah, they're named after the weapon that is also their body. So that's So imagine there were people like that. It's just like sword Jeremy Katana Dave would they just be sword human at that point? No, these are specific people Well, they would just be called Jeremy like the swordfish could be called Jeremy No I reject that idea. I reject that reject your rejection I reject your rejection of my rejection How are we doing on uh catching up with them? Bring if you thought that we'd finish them today I respect your uh Your creative thinking this with this this stream super chat surely we will right no No Oh man, I mean, that's good that we have so many incredible supporters, but That is really nice and and cool. Um, I would like to catch up I remember hope I remember The next one says And as much as I like the nickname bobo frek, I think you guys missed a golden nickname for boba booby fap Booba foots is a good one From my understanding Gen tech is a fiction cliff notes youtube channel for normies There's basic overall info on all kinds of ip not long enough to go in depth But short enough to cram in factoids of people to passively consume I mean, yeah that about Covers what they did do in the video. Yeah Um, well, that was more than factoids Takes in this one bad takes Yeah Yeah, they don't have to have such terrible takes while also being a fact, you know, they don't have to make excuses That's not something they have to do typically. Well, I cut you out when you said slavery, but I knew you said it Oh, no, nice try Just to be clear susan if you watch this we're not the one who would try to defend it We're anti slavery. Yeah, we were the ones were like, oh my god slavery. That's bad Go go for them. They're the evil Fringolio fringoliosis. What's your opinion on cane toads? um I mean, they're a pest And they're very mean harmful to the local ecosystems here. So I'm not a not a huge fan, but I mean, I guess it's not their fault It's the fault of some dude who was like, I don't like the beetles that live here I'm gonna introduce a fucking venomous poisonous toad to kill them all Chad Fun fact Boba's time with the tuskings was longer than the entire ot Five years versus four and all he did was train defeat the gun train and snort a lizard to find a stick I really wanted there to be another train again in the lizard part. It's like It's not a lizard train because you know that would make the train trifecta and then it just wasn't no sad It's to fight a train, but hi your lizard drugs. I'd like a lizard Yeah Bowser did have a game it was called bowser's inside story I heard that that game is pretty good. Oh Do you know that the Mario I think it's the Mario and Luigi. It's like comedy rpg Little sub series of mario that has like a focus on story and comedy. Yeah, I hear good things about series Would you like an interesting fact? awesome, so Bowser right the name And world war two the brits had a main battle tank Called the the crocodile And it was a quite a good tank and there was a version of the crocodile that they made That had a massive flamethrower on it massive flamethrower And it would carry around on the back of it a good like 1,400 gallon massive Heart on wheels essentially a big fuel tank on the back with two massive wheels on it That would carry all of the fuel and the hydraulics for For the flamethrower mechanism that could spray it up to like 100 plus yards It was nuts And the name of this cart that the crocodile tanks would carry was called the bowser That was the facts any other reactions to that? Uh, it's interesting I guess I knew about that tank. So yeah It was very effective tank did very very well the flamethrower ones did did you design it metal? No I don't design they had like 180 seconds worth of Flamethrowing that they could do and that flame Could go the ideal range for it was like 80 yards or so But it could get up to like 150 fucking yards this massive flamethrower talking about terrifying. Jesus christ Well, I mean if you you're afraid of fire, what if you're like You know like pyro from the x-men You might like it Johnny storm That's another one Um, no, johnny cage No, he just died He doesn't do well with fire Yes, though on that note. It would appear that one of us must perish Literally. Oh james. Uh time to die. Okay. Oh Um Well, it's been a lot of fun talking about uh current state of star wars. I know you're a huge fan Thanks for having me awkward listening to us complain But um, I've heard you do in a video never forgive you boba fett is actually a lot better than we think right? That's someone you're you're up to. Uh, that's how I learned Yeah, he's actually a genius. He's brilliant in strategy And we watched a very inspiration videos Well, thanks for having me. It's always good to have you. What are you um, what are you up to? What's the name of the game that chubaca was playing with c3po on the millenium falcon space chess? Space jet. It's 3d. It's 40 space chess Well, there you go. All right. Well, anyway, I was gonna say, what are you up to on your uh on your channel? You know, what's going on over there? Or is he still on a bit of a break because he had weird stuff No, I'm I'm back now. So I got some videos pipeline Uh, one of them is going to be about the matrix resurrections, which is just a delightful film And then it's great devs until I'm finally done with devs and I can live the rest of my life in peace until then Uh, it's been a pleasure so and What go ahead? Well, so with the matrix one, is it like a review or are you going to be making some grand point? I guess you'll just have to wait and see and we'll leave it at that Mystery. Well, good luck. That movie is fucking atrocious Well, yeah, thank thanks for coming. Thanks for chatting and uh, good luck to whatever endeavors you get up to Oh, thanks. See you guys. Goodbye. There he goes Like a fart in the wind as he says in blade runner He didn't say that you liar Oh, I guess you haven't seen that part. That's okay. I didn't mean to spoil it Yeah With that paranoid delusion that you have the believers reality. Yeah, I haven't Bring you left the mic on again. We can hear you Yeah, I know you can hear me When you talk to yourself it gets all weird Because we don't want people to hear it. I feel like you're getting a bit confused here You still left it on man You gotta mute I'm not sure what's going on. It's it's are you okay? Yeah, just just mute it and uh, and I'll just read out the next one You can read out the next one as long as you stop doing whatever it is you do right now, jeez uh There are 11 classic mega man games and currently eight mega man x games What are they now in relation to when that came up on the cash up? It is. Yeah I guess they wanted to clarify because I think Was it what the rags were saying x would be 10 and then it was like, ah x is a whole other. Yeah Yeah, I thought I clarified that Well, they're just saying the exact amount now True that is extra clarification Good Hey rags. My name on discord is ravius digian I'm the idiot Squid game spoiler guy. Please unblock if that's okay. Also hi rags Uh, hi. Uh, yeah, sure. I'll uh, I'll do that Uh Toon Link is my favorite link because he's the only link that wasn't a descendant of the previous link toon link Was just a random kid who proved himself thus his actions or through his actions and bravery I don't know anything about that. I don't think there's definitely one of the more emotive links. That's for sure Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah a lot of expressive faces. Yeah all neat Wind Waker link is still canonically the only link to pyramid earth ganondorf in his timeline the adult timeline The child in fall timeline still have ganon problems even to this day All right, that sounds bad. Well, I don't see ganon around here anymore. So you're fucking lying At least those timelines get to have you know more games Because you can't make a zelda game without ganondorf penal evil. Can you? Yeah, what about everyone knows that 169 catch-ups when um, I mean We're gonna have to figure something out But um, I can't promise exactly when each of the things will happen because there's a good chance We'll be having to catch up today's ones first next Wednesday Hey Boba Fett imprints on the first person who rescues him. Danny trail explained this Oh my god, you're right. Didn't even He saw them for like a split second. No, they they reset him because they knocked him out something count That's why he's confused that his armor is not the desalic but anymore See it all makes sense in the end Finicky sand insert Anakin screaming I hate you. So it's fennec sand shan not finicky sand And I'm sure that's been explained to uh, to fennec several times In the novel Anakin only wants to be a master because they have the privilege of accessing holocrons in the archives He was hoping to find a way to save Padme would have liked that in the movie Yeah, that'd have been cool as a Additional that's a that's in here thing How can you be on the council and not be a master? Take a steep young fucking asshole Whoa, yeah, nice window is saying a lot of heavy stuff in that one Kind of fucked up. He would say that but Another delete scene that made it into the movie. We don't know what we call them How often do you guys Do to weeds you guys like it or does it give you the anxious? I just doesn't do anything for me. It's great So Jay is on the At first I thought not not a lot of moderation is important I don't know why I thought you were talking about pulling weeds out of the gun like how much you enjoy That's what we are talking about friggin. I think it's great Yeah, yeah, you go to do it in moderation and rags said didn't do anything for him. You know Pull them weeds. No not my thing. You know some people like to pull weeds. It's just Not quite my thing though Which I think is fair enough Yeah I've done some weed pulling in my time. It's fine never really What's that interested though? How many weeds you pulled Mel? I'm Aware I'm more of a getting drunk person. So while everyone is busy Pulling weeds in their garden. I just get fucked up Make sense Uh, how many years in prison would Bowser be sentenced to for all the high jinks up till now if the mushroom kingdom followed Acery laws. I'm pretty sure Heaven he probably would get executed for kidnapping royalty, right? I think like potentially dooming the universe in different way shapes and forms probably well in super mario galaxy. Yeah um I guess he probably wouldn't get in too much trouble for uh for sunshine Um, I think I'll delfino almost imprisoned mario, right? So maybe if mario tell them who did this I don't know. They're just really happy. He cleaned up the island. It's like, yeah That's what's important. That's true. Perhaps we treated you too harsh. And it's like, oh really Just I mean, I would imagine that they would get in serious trouble with like the international court of justice for the way that they hand with his trial Oh, dude, is there an italian embassy on? Oh, wait, I guess The embassy at isle delfino Because goddamn that was not a fair trial And you know what he came through He like he got he didn't get any counsel He didn't he didn't like he didn't get any there was no discovery He was just thrown into a court after being arrested and then convicted Without being able to present anything into his favor. No cross examination. Nothing. Good thing. He bumped into flood, huh? Kangaroo court God damn Imagine he didn't have a court now spell you right What the courts in australia are all called kangaroo court Is that rick and morty joke kangaroo court? It's kangaroo court That feels like a sitcom. It's it's just a story about a kangaroo trying to become a barrister It's called kangaroo court Bubba Fett modernizes his antique rifles If you say so They didn't enslave mario to clean the island. He was embraced by a new culture. That's true Very nice friendly His pronunciation of boba sounds like bulbasaur saying his name boba boba Maybe maybe that is a little better. It was kind of flimpy So if the empire is out of power by the time he becomes a crime lord and the republic is pretty much useless What government body is he crime lording against? I have no idea Nobody has any idea what's happening and i'm pretty sure they're stuck in a position of not being able to establish anything Because there's other properties that might need it for other things And it's gone I don't know what that ratio is too Great now it's really uncomfortable What What were you gonna say? I don't know. I forgot Well, this is great now. It's really uncomfortable trying to eat my nuggies I was just imagining someone really struggling to eat nuggets. It's like oh this is why it's so hot Uh damn moly you're a pretty good artist. Thank you Um, I would say I've been trained how far back we are Christ. I know I Hate it when mommy and daddy fight, please rags and fringy kiss and makeup Uh, that's not hard feelings Rags was happy to admit that he had made a mistake and that's that's all that matters No mistake. No, no, no, no, we have to we have to we have to bring this up in 10 years In the rags is bad video rags is bad. Yeah Somebody was rags is bad It's the main point of the video He's bad and then concerning the event on the 22nd of january 2022 23rd of january. No 22nd It's 23rd now. It's already the 23rd of january. God. What? No, it happened on the 22nd Wait, no, well, did it? No. No, I woke up. I woke up past midnight. So it's definitely It's been the 23rd since I've been here and I remember it. So I was definitely here Well, it would still be the 22nd by the pov character being rags Hmm. Yeah, fuck maybe maybe I'm a reliable narrator. Oh, yes You would say that though Yeah, yeah, everyone wouldn't you? I am an unreliable person. I mean, maybe they would I don't know I guess no, some people would say that. Yeah, there's some How can we rely on them? That that's correct though. That's it. There you go Is mum rags and dad fringy getting a divorce? Yes Rags with a preemptive strike to fringy's memory for the win also high rags Wait, what? Rags preemptively struck your memory fringy Well, what the bitch move in a certain sense Yeah, we did establish that preemptive strikes at bitch moves. I don't know There was a high rags as well Oh, hello This one just says yay to christmases When when did we have a second Christmas? Oh, they're crumbers. God damn Well, none of they are of such things Daddy, how was I born? Well, dear when a barba fat and a mama fat loves each other very much they cuddle and go to Kamino also high rags Hello Very strange super chat Star Wars the book of bubble bath I mean, yeah, sounds nice Longoy don't take this from frau golden anna I think your art is beautiful and you should stop this art criticism become an art maker You'll always have to place on my fridge also high rags Hello Well, I mean it was constructive. I would put it up on the fridge Because I feel like all of the suggestions Mola was very receptive to them and taking them on board really Elevated the artwork, you know, it's a collaborative process And it's all in the name of making some real quality artwork And I feel like in a sense by being in the stream it was on the fridge of the world Yeah, exactly Where did you learn to draw on a farm? Maybe I did I guess that is a place to learn how to draw Seems a little bit prejudice to be like farm people can't draw. It's like damn I grew up on a farm. Sounds like you you were should have grown up in a hospital No, thank you You'd rather be shot than deal with needles rags, okay I'd rather just suffer than go to a hospital What would you rather have to drink liters and liters of water or get one injection? Letters of water. Wow. That's how much it means. I know it's you hate water I do Crescenton is actually more than just a gladiator, but is a bounty hunter as well with him having knocked out Chewbacca and took an obi-1 Took on obi-1 when he was Ben But I think in the show they just heavily nerfed him like they've done to boba Yep Everyone's nerfed in the show because everyone of the show is a fucking cry on munching retard They had to um nerf the crap out of crescenton because he wasn't even allowed to like I mean weapons. How do you lose to someone who's sleeping like it's you have to It's amazing Take skill you wake him up like an idiot I'm gonna throw you with your weapons Uh, who's a better god? Gamera, Gamora or Gamorian? I don't know any of these. I don't know Gamorians are terrible guards as the case may be Um It seems to be that they're actually not very good at all. Have they ever done anything that's even approaching They say Yeah, but I mean how much I just how much Credit do they get for that because it's just weird disney bullshit that makes these things happen and I I'm just so confused I guess it depends on what you're uh Sort of standards are here because It is under disney bullshit that they saved him, but does that count? I mean, I guess technically right? Can I trust my can I trust anything I see anymore? This fever dream that is disney television shows the two pick guards defeated the legendary assassins because they just showed up Yeah, and they had very short iron sticks. It makes you wonder like how What what do they train for like what was their training to be legendary assassins? They all got the uniforms and everything they clearly got together beforehand and formulated this plan And nobody said, you know, we should have guns or what if some pig people show up with these short little metal sticks? and Makes you wonder what they did What did they do really just gonna keep electrifying until Boba fell over and then they would be like we've done it One of them would be like should we stab him? Whoa, that'll be nuts, dude Don't want to get in trouble. Come on. He's like a sheriff kind of Um, I'll go with Gamora. She's pretty you know, she could be pretty strong. Yeah I don't know what the other one was Uh, Gamora. I don't know who that is Crime lord grew up around water loves sleeping in liquid steal stuff from people could one consider boba fett to be a wet bandit iragu Hello I mean throw him into the next home alone watch him get tortured. That'd be fine In fact, it would be fun Boba will adopt the kids and call them biker fett I could see them doing that It'd be painful Um Art one what if the reason a flismy bit of metal on random transports can stop blaster fire is because it's connected to a larger mass of stuff Does this sound familiar to you guys at all? No And if you take it off and tape it to your chest and it won't work Because it no longer connects the rest of the mass aside from your body Hmm It's just like the the thing that more mass has Larger gravity and then it attracts stuff. Wait, oh Okay, what we're talking about with a script I assume maybe it relates to if shots bounce off like Different vehicle plating that one could turn it into armor And they're saying that if it were disconnected from the larger piece, then maybe it wouldn't be as effective I'm sure because that's less mass. Yeah Well, it masses only matters in terms of its thickness And Like it doesn't matter how wide it is really as long as it hits that part It's the thickness that will probably matter the most in the angle that it hits There is a there is an astounding lack of infantry armor in star wars that bugs me to no end Or at least armor that does something Yeah, it's just it's so rare you with all of the stuff that seems to Hit random things and stop You would just expect people to be wearing stuff on them all the time That can stop this sort of thing I mean no one has a shield generator. I guess they used to slap those things on droidekas 10 ways till tuesday, but I guess no one This is those anymore We have the gun gun shields. We have the sniper. They have the assassin shields we've got Dura steel and that sort of thing that is blaster resistant and proof It seems to hit random objects scattered around the environment and just sort of stops without doing anything to it and no one Straps that on their chest. So Who knows anymore? It's just like I know what I'd do if I was in that line of work. I'd get some armor Well, the plot would have to let you ranks Vorts are bin ring from wraith squad is cool. Gamorian Sure, I mean, I don't know much about them, but yeah, I mean I guess all right. I don't know anything about him. I couldn't say myself, but he's got someone vouching for him What makes more sense the book of boba fat or 12 ounce mouse I know of the show 12 ounce mouse, but I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. Never even heard of it. Yeah It's a um, I think it was like an adult swim show Sadism from the works of marquis de ablifi See there you go guys. We finally hit the part about sadism Uh lull those weren't even the renaissance men They were just some random psychos that saved the day the real renaissance men are some bundles of sticks that study all day Pretty sure they came to town for the enchanted forest That's probably true Um about the uh the potential armor thing, I guess, uh I have no idea if this rule stays consistent through style's content as a viable explanation Probably not because the blasters always leave small bin spots rather than frying the whole body That's it. Hi rags. I guess Yeah, hello, I don't know what to do with all this space, uh play soma fringy Yeah, uh, yeah, I'll get on to it soon. I want to play god of war though. Now that's on pc Oh Soma's been bumped. I see you only play god of war once it becomes politically correct. I see That's a good meme. No, I'll probably play soma next. I just uh A lot of my gaming time has been chill out games. I like mario kart tetris and the halo and stuff Halo's still uh doing it for you Uh, not as much. I've been playing a lot more mario kart of the last week You uh completed the battle pattern whatever thing, right? I did complete the battle pass now the only oh right There's that cyberpunk event that's going on right now I can unlock the glowing mohawk But I don't feel like playing so I don't know. Do you want other people to see your mohawk? Huh, well, I don't need that once they do the plague doctor events. I'll definitely be playing for that Whenever that comes around Uh, mohawk, please convince anna of how much fun gothic phone is I would love to see a group of comic book pros play that game What is it? It's a game where you draw stuff And it's a super duper fun game about drawing and describing what you draw. Is it like picture nary? Um sort of It's the way it works is from a certain point of view You start with a prompt for story someone draws it and then someone else has to describe that Without the context of the previous thing and so on until it gets that's the basic game. I think Yeah, it's real funny at the end You don't sound very enthused about it All I'm hearing is that I would have to draw for free You've never done that before fun sometimes For myself I mean You want me to convince a bunch of professional comic book artists that have like zero time To do anything that spend all day drawing to draw. I don't know. No. No, just like four hours man I mean I just like this whole idea is like if a comic artist the pen touches the paper that's muddy right there It's like it couldn't just be a doodle It might be a fun game for like the jack show, but I mean it's a real hard sell when it's like Your time streaming is like the break from drawing You know So it's like oh, I'm drawing all day and then I'm gonna come on a stream and then draw some more it's I mean I'll suggest it but uh They only do it for money. You heard it here Anna said it No passion No, I mean there's passion there. It's just uh disgusting Well, I guess it's the whole thing of if you're a professional chef. Do you come home and cook? Like what do you You've got to eat. I guess it's just you know I imagine if you're a professional chef like ordering in it's got to be so depressing. It's like Well, I watched the documentary on michelin stars yesterday because that's what oh, how's he doing? Michelin stars is doing all right. He's uh lost a bit of weight. Um, oh, that's good. That's good But in any case, yeah, the the chef was he was talking about how like he doesn't cook breakfast Like before he goes to work, you know cook breakfast Because he's cooking for like the whole day Um, well, I mean Well, he has breakfast, but you don't cook it Like his wife will make it or something Yes, patriarchy Also, it's what women are full Women cook for free men cook as their profession and it is a notable profession when he gets home and the woman can do it I'll be right back but ranks two on uh two on that one all right Oh, I I had heard this I heard that uh, I've heard that this was a real possibility Yeah, and it honestly doesn't really surprise me It's just sad to see that this is the state of battlefield at this point, but yeah, I can totally believe it. Oh, yeah Uh, this is a game spot tweet though. Originally. I heard it from thomas henderson um Battlefield 2042 might go free to play in order to restore player numbers I won't even restore a player. Surely Uh, just for a little bit like yeah, I'm in an apparent sense like it wouldn't do it No, no, they need like it needs to ground up overhaul the the core of what that game is. It's just like fundamentally bad and unfun, uh, if only if it was big ol exodus to battlefield five at this point, right? Like everyone's just like Yeah, battlefield five get more players on steam than uh, yeah, it's got more players on steam than 2042 That is just it would be better for them to just make a They need to just make an expansion pack a big ol expansion pack for battlefield five Like give it some like relaunch or Rejuvenation of that game and just build on it because more people are currently playing that anyway It's just to me. That's what how do you get a bigger sign of failure than that? Like Cool new game everyone and like we want to play your old one Oh, yeah the one we hated in the beginning, but now see it's actually pretty good The one you told us not to buy God you guys are just nailing it, huh But at least they got paid for it. It's like nope. I got a key from g2a They told me not to buy it. So get my money to someone else. I can play their game It's what they wanted I don't want I don't want to be on the wrong side of history after all Disney Star Wars is soda empty calories people like sugar Not that kind of sugar. I was gonna say Good I would prefer the fast food analogies to go to stuff that's like Easy for people to enjoy because it's just you know like a hunch like transformers movies Sure. Yeah, like I'm gonna be like the fast food. It makes a lot of money, but it's kind of shit Aim for the stuff that's not like hyper. You know if someone said like tlj is just like fast food I'd be like no that shit's like foul rotten no gross like sewage. Yeah It's what happens to food after you eat it this um This is the the un like Uh, I don't even know what happens to it. Exactly. You know like the the pink paste that tends into chicken nuggets or whatever it is Anyone else? No Okay, what sorry said again chicken nuggets, you know, they're like a paste and then they get formatted into chicken nuggets or whatever Oh, yeah, it's just all the crushed remnants of what's Not used. I'm sorry for anybody who didn't know about this. Um That's what I would see these as the unrefined fast food Like stuff that probably tastes foul Because it does Pink slime. Yeah Yes, pink meat sauce Give it to me Give it in my veins tube It's called slurry Fuck it right up get it right in there and that's what these shows are We didn't even watch hawkeye. Can you believe it? I can believe it I can Apparently it's the best one. So we really lucked out there, huh? Yeah Yeah, I'm glad Ruling by boba nocta equals peak leadership Boba nocta Uh, Fringy's a bird. Why the hell is he green? Damn Why so So I'm not a bird, but there are green birds Yeah, plenty of green birds. Um, what what are they called the the one that tried to fuck steven fry That was green. Damn. I've forgotten that one. That was from a few days ago. Uh rainbow lorikeets are primarily green I think they're rainbow. Well, they are they do have Yeah, they are primarily green. That's like the base color I just they asked it so angrily like like does it is it? Yeah Parakeets are green, right? There were no green birds Does it hurt them that? There is a green bird exactly what's going on here You're poorly adapted fringy from the bird lore I'm not a bird You are I'm not you are you got a big beak on your face. We've been over this. Wow Okay Are you saying that isn't a big beak on your face? Not all birds have big beaks Name three that don't emus don't really have big beaks relative to the size of them Uh-huh Chickadees have pretty small beaks relative to their size a little little bit once. Yeah Cockatoos have pretty small beaks like cookaburras have big beaks, but cockatoos I feel like you asked me the name three because you thought I couldn't No, I I knew you could it's actually a really easy question. I just just wanted to see which ones you'd pick Yeah, what would you have picked? Hmm I would I would pick the tit The uh the wren and the house uh house finch There are so many birds when you think about it like there are a lot of birds I do want to get one of those books that has a catalog of all the birds because I am becoming more and more inclined to the idea that I'd want to do bird watching And you're sure you're not a bird What why why is it so what everybody who wants to watch birds is a bird Is that how it works in your mind? Yeah, yes Okay You didn't say no, I didn't only I'll let you figure that one out for yourself Well, look what happened last time everyone assumes yet Uh, I've recently been watching golden Camui Cam cam you come Brilliant show that's pee more though the flashbacks in book of bobba fat should have taken some cues from that show I have no idea what that show is but fair enough golden camui Cam maybe I don't know how to pronounce that cam you Camui camiui What's up, then Sounds funky you sound funky Let me google it. Don't do it Manu, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How did you spell it? Uh k. Oh well golden and then k a m y Got it. Oh, it's an animu Disgusting oh my well from what I gather it has flashbacks in it Wow what an overused unoriginal storytelling trope it must be bad Yeah, I think that is my opinion. No, let's disagree. No My opinion my opinion. Yeah, I think your opinion tomorrow. You can't touch now My opinions are wide It is no Would you rather have a wide and shallow opinion or a narrow and deep opinion narrow and deep every time You penetrate deep into like one small area, or you just take half a Wide but like you have just vague not really valuable opinions about like a lot of stuff like narrow and deep Because narrow deep and deep to me that's that describes like your field of expertise You're very specific niche that you know a lot about Whereas shallow and wide is basically your opinions of stuff that you've heard about like a couple of times But you don't really know much about Like you know my my opinions on like geology Wide and shallow My opinions on media narrow and deep. Oh, I see Any follow-ups there rags will you satisfied? No, I was just yeah, that's that sounds fair to me I think that's the way to go I miss Boba Fett. This is the book of Boba Fett. Also hi. Oh kick rags Hi. Oh Kick rags. Hi. Oh Kick rags. No Hey, hello. I figure you'd be kicking right now. I Don't think I could I don't know if I I guess I could kick like Some parts of me, but I can't kick all parts of me Capital low. What do you have to say about lowercase O's? I'm afraid he's not here, but I Would you know what I have to say about lowercase O's? Oh? Oh Also Ola to Raj Hi and the Australian Kiwi bird Those are cool kiwi, but Kiwi birds are pretty cool Not a bit, but very happy to go to Kiwi. They have interesting. They do not have small beaks They have long relative to their body. Yeah, they're pretty big. Yeah, they got big old beakers Be groonies pickers big ol picky pick pickers Lord longbong of mueslington abbey When do you think about it or when you think about it the most logical and consistent movie TV universe? That's left is the monster verse No, be the dark universe is only one in it Wait, I thought there was two I thought it was mummy and Dracula Untold. I'm pretty sure they're separate launches of the monster you know other dark universe. Oh, they tried twice. They didn't even try One wasn't even the second and one was the one was the first they were just like no, no This one's totally the first guys. Ah shit. Never mind For those who don't know we watched Dracula Untold as one of our first e-fap movies and it's great Y'all should watch it. Yeah, that's a lot of people in the chat right now who don't even know that video exists Yeah, go watch it if you haven't that's now You know, I remember I watched that movie in the theaters and there was a homeless person there And he was having the greatest time watching that movie like he was so expressive and he like laughed and gasped at every Like thing that was going on. It was like more entertaining to watch the hobo Reaction to the movie than it was to watch the actual movie It's just cool. The movie has a fan, you know Yeah I'm a fan of that movie. All of us are know what that's what I like You're not a fan of Dracula Untold that he didn't get to have his franchise. He would have loved our universe Make it just for him. I Think like a master corporation Maybe if it's just one guy it can't like attract the same budget, so maybe cut the budget like in half Then no, just make it like an amazing movie with half the budget Well, yeah, you could make an amazing movie for very little budget really It's just you know understanding what resources you have and how to use them Yeah Have you guys ever watched Dracula 2000? No, I have not I have I don't know anything about it But just the fact that they put 2000 in the title makes me want to see it Just watch it But is it called Dracula 2000 it is actually called Dracula 2000 because I was just assuming it came out in 2000 Dracula 2000 it's so apparently this was the first in a sequel. It was a series Dracula 2000 Then Dracula to Ascension and then Dracula 3 legacy Gerard Butler plays Dracula. Yeah, he's like 20 Yo, we got to see this movie Tomorrow Tell me the twist. Yeah You can tell us that we have to see it then tell us the twist Okay, never mind You almost ruined rags entire life you almost you almost did if you I would I would I don't know how I would just entertaining I'm sure but I wanted to hit me all at once, you know I want to get the the theater experience is what I want I want to I want to experience that movie the way that the filmmakers really intended it to be That way I can watch your guys's reactions I'm down to watch Dracula 2000 for an effect because it's a trilogy and It's the same thing with We have a Halloween And next year, yeah, we got our scorpion king the five scorpion king movies Yeah, dude Rutger Howard was in was in the last one as well as I think Lou Ferrigno Let me see just a second. Let's see the scorpion King five It's called the scorpion king book of souls You gotta be kidding me No, it's it came out and plus it came out in 2018. So it's it's new What? Yeah, there's still basically it's basically still making scorpion king movies. Yes That's amazing. So the damn Rutger how's in the 18 2018 one. Yeah, I think you might be in the fourth I'm double-checking here. I Might be confusing it though with the other series We were gonna watch which is Dragonheart for which there's three or four That king Was it Sean Connery was the voice of the dragon in the first one. Yeah Yeah, so scorpion king for quest for power. Mm-hmm. That has Lou Ferrigno Rutger Howard Barry Bostwick Michael Bain Ellen Hallman Victor Webster Michael beans in it He plays King Yannick Good for him Yeah, and then we have let's see Dragonheart series And I'm sure there is a there's yeah Wikipedia franchise. There is one two three four there's five The last one was made in 2020 There's Dragonheart Dragonheart a new beginning Dragonheart three of the sorcerers curse Dragonheart battle for the heart fire and then Dragonheart vengeance Vengeance that's cool. That's oh, yeah The most interesting of the lot there Yeah, how is he getting a vengeance for I? Don't know I could let me click on it So that's cool because it lets you know in the title there's gonna be a character with a motivation. Yeah, that's good That's true. And you're gonna Oh Yeah, that's the coolest motivation. Hey, I mean something dramatic probably happened Like that means that something like bad. It's probably happened to him. He's kind of revenge. That's probably what that means You know that right man. Yeah Oh, I love Batman No, is it good when I click on the when I click on the picture of the Protagonist the the main actor in their Wikipedia page doesn't even have a picture of them That's a very good sign. That means it's like We're like as very strong. He was born in this picture Oh, wow, that's not what I have this is let me get your picture. This is uh Uh Oh, this is him. This is him in dragon heart vengeance Oh, man. Look at that guy. He's gonna fuck you up 10 ways till tuesday Wait, it stops at tuesday watch out Yeah, until tuesday. What's it gonna do on tuesday? He's gotta fuck dragons Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, what a chad A piece of lives Is he the one that gets the revenge or is getting revenge? I don't know. You see here's the magical part. We won't know until we Watch dragon heart And then we watch dragon heart. Um, sorry. I I need to um Let me get the names right Dragon heart franchise We have to watch dragon heart then dragon heart a new beginning then dragon heart three the sorcerers curse Then dragon heart battle for the heart fire and then And then we'll see dragon heart vengeance But here's the interesting part because all of that was that's just dirty rags, right? dragon heart was 96 Dragon heart a new beginning was 2000, right? So four year difference then they decided to make a sequel And then dragon heart three 2015 So they waited 15 years to restart dragon heart with the third movie and then boom 2015 2017 2020 and they cranked three of them out I can see that being like after 15 years you just you need a dragon heart, you know Was like how to train your dragon movies coming out that year and dragons are how to train your dragon heart Oh, that's actually or like game of thrones was like game of thrones was big. So like how to train your dragon Game of thrones the dragons were like the it thing. So they were like, oh, we have this property. Let's just get on this dragon height That's a neat hypothesis. Um, so how to train your dragon the first one was 2010 Wait, I think wait. No How does that sound about right? Let me let me double check how to train your dragon was 2010 Okay Um, and I think how to train How to train your dragon how to train your dragon two was in 2014 Then there was how to train your dragon the hidden world in 2019 and I guess in 2019 there was also A short film and that was also in 2019 called how to train your dragon homecoming And I think there's a show, but I don't know anything about it Kit Harrington's in it. Jared Butler's in it. Zach Perlman's in it Zach back in ruffle Oh, Zach Baggins ghosty ghosty Yeah, we got to see dragon heart and the scorpion king and then we can get to the Dracula trilogy the Dracula 2000 trilogy Um, have you guys seen arcane? Have you guys seen arcane? Have you guys seen arcane? Have you guys seen arcane? Not all of us I've seen three episodes Hey, we're good I'm one episode ahead of you get How many episodes are Nine right nine, yeah Yes Then we have to wait until next year for another season which apparently causes everyone intense pain I'm happy to wait as long as it ends up being as good You know, so it feels like a pretty normal gap between seasons. That's what they said about cyberpunk Over a year. It's usually not over a year. In fact, usually it's less than a year Well, I mean when you when you talk about like high quality animation, surely it's a bit longer usually, isn't it? Uh, well, I I guess the thing is is um It does seem like we are becoming more willing to because the thing with like rick and morty rider took them a long time Though I think the reason why rick and morty took a long time was because of riding No, that yeah, that no, that was um, that was uh, like contract deals, right? So, um, they didn't want to start writing it before they knew they were going to get another season So there was just long gaps where it wasn't being worked on as my understanding of why that took a long time But I'm talking about like surely just the animation and arcane must take so long to create Well, I mean, you know the reality is the animation takes a long time to make for family guy Um, but it's just the way the productions work. You always make sure that you're working on lots of stuff at once Like uh, like each individual episode of like an animated show usually takes several months to make but You work in them concurrently and stagger them But yeah arcane probably took it more than a year to actually produce In terms of just the animation Happy to wait Well, I say that I haven't got to the end which, you know, I assume is actually gonna make me start Violently convulsing for a next for an X season immediately. Yeah That's how that's how I try to aspirin up the season. Like I convulse You convulse specifically you convulse in front of the ride officers until Everybody has to step over you Uh Bobo, we must secure the existence of the tuskens and a future for tusken children I mean, yeah He's real invested in the tuskens Even though once that one like sat died he didn't care about tuskens anymore It's just those ones specifically I guess Yeah Hashtag not all tuskens Well, it's like in the reverse way now. He's like they're good and then like all of them. He's like no Just the ones that enslaved me Yeah, those are the only ones I like It's like a masterpiece, maybe Moly why your eyes red that ain't healthy? Hey, I mean, you know Could we have history with that? Yeah, for long people red eyes just means actually the the opposite of what you're implying is like, no Healthy is when long culture Um, and when and you know moly don't let me speak over you for your own culture, right? But as my understanding right in long culture red eyes are considered very desirable That's true You know some some some longgoids who are born with like blue eyes actually smear Red goo in their eyes, uh, because they're so jealous of the red eyed folk True blue eyes are terrible What I'm gonna go to that. Oh, jeez All right, so you wear sunglasses because you have blue eyes, right? You don't want people to see them You literally see my eyes in my picture Shut up Get shrekt Don't bring shrek into this you wouldn't pick a side What color are shrek's eyes? I forget off the top of my head. Let me check ill gray Okay Images shrek his eyes are Oh, yeah, they're brown Uh, let's go gun train. They did the galaxy a favor Let's go gun train. I mean if they're stopping slavery There's a lot of a lot of you know places people will go to stop slavery Hashtag Anakin did nothing wrong. Oh my god. What about the children? The baby tuskens of today are the adult tuskens of tomorrow my goodness Well, not anymore That's true The cycle has been broken General william t sherman did nothing wrong in atlanta Didn't he burn it all down? I have no idea It was good that it was burnt down The lantern children become atlanta and adults The ink tusk and raiders so This guy's voice is worse than maddox's Maddox is a name I've heard before but I don't know who that is Wait, what did they say? Bruce Maddox Bruce Maddox is the character in star trek correct I don't know that they're talking about Bruce Maddox, but someone called maddox. They must be Well, there's probably more than one maddox in the world, right? No, there's um. Oh, I well, let me let me just google maddox Yeah, it looks like Bruce Maddox the character from star trek is the only one who pops up I don't believe you. I think you've lied to me This this lack of trust Well, it's not about trust. I've just I've got my other researcher on call and he's just said it's a lie What? Who is he? Why who is this pretender? I don't want to give out the name because you'll you'll go after him No I wouldn't do that. I just want to have I just want to talk Just want to talk to him Yeah, I just want to talk. I just want to talk. Let's just want to talk. That's all wrong. Nothing wrong with that It's a little healthy discourse between two Two entities apparently is a youtuber Oh, did Bruce Maddox make a youtube channel? I guess. Oh, yeah, he seems the type. Yeah Anna training activities during cbrn drills actual military training What I have no clue Some confusing super chance today Oh, you oh, you need some cbt rn Well, hey some people when they need it they need it Anyone else remember when Darth Vader felt the need to wag his finger at Boba an explicit request no disintegrations That's who Boba is. No. No. No, you would never disintegrate a person that you have to specifically say no, listen You cannot disintegrate him Telling you you can't do that. That was I know you I know you What do you mean disintegrations in the star wars universe? Hey, he was saying that to the room. He was just near Boba when he said it. Okay. No disintegrations a little gift cards Boba likes to give them out to anybody he does bounty missions for and Vader was like, this is a serious mission I don't want you giving out the gift cards Disintegration that's the name of a cocktail in star wars very popular at the disintegration It's a edgy name. I'll give it to you, but it doesn't mean that well, you know, there's cocktails They always have weird names don't they you can get like a cocksucking cowboy or a What a weird name. Yeah, it's fun that you like sort of just gave up after that one It's like that's the only one you know and you just open another I know that I know more and then I was like, what are they called? fuck the Bahama mama um A white mexican. Whoa mexican halloween callback Fuzzy navel that's a good one. Yeah loads of weird names for cocktails I would totally believe that if there was a cocktail called a disintegration We'll probably have absinthe in it So there you go. We solved it You've had a nice never had a prairie oyster You can Or can you not Um Molly you silly penguin. How dare you question about a cold soul seriously though I think it's better than breaking back because it has more characters and each are complex um I find breaking bad more compelling But it's fine. Yeah fair either Well, I mean like that's the question I was like I would it might actually be What ballard and crack You recovered unless it's a recent thing at the the thing I remember about him being Yeah, he recovered from his last health scare. I think Um, but like it might be the case that um better cold soul is um Through and through the more solidly written show, right? It's just it would be the The chair in the room Argument of that a case where it's probably it just does less with it I don't know. I actually haven't seen it since like season two, but well, then you can't say anything I can say some things Out get out get out I mean, I've seen Either five or six seasons of verticals all I don't know anywhere out But uh, I know I prefer breaking bad, but which is the better written. I can't say I'm not sure So what you're saying is your pro drugs, then Yeah, yes You're pro drugs anti children Water is scarce and expensive, but kids can afford fucking high quality cyborg implants and mods It makes sense. Yeah, man We call this excellent world building Where the mods are all super cheap But the water is super expensive It means there's a water shortage But nobody seems to mention or care about any of it I wonder if in world reason boba no longer calls his ship the slave one is because he now has been a slave And it brings back all sorts of sad memories of missing them now that they are all dead He misses the tusken raiders like And he mentioned the word slave. He's like, oh man, I used to be their slave. That's sad Uh, so you watched nerd anonymous star wars edit video I was wondering if you saw his star wars apocryphea series Uh, I don't recognize that I'm afraid The amount of the amount of research the man does is incredible and it's one of the most insightful youtubers I've seen Oh, are you talking about um, he's the his video where he debunks people saying that like People other than george lucas were responsible for like all the things that made star wars good That uh, that video was very interesting. Yeah It'd be cool to talk to him about it um Absolutely Because he seems to know his stuff if that's who you're talking about. Yes. I I remember Uh, the glass of slave one is sturdier than an asteroid field. What threat was the seismic charge to obi one? Also lube wood greater than stormtrooper armor Yeah, we've been over that lube wood is uh very strong. Yeah, you hit him with the lovely stick and their armor shatters My favorite kind of wood Yeah Why is that I like how it's slippery Yeah, I think that's fair enough. It also has a really nice color to it You know, I like I like to see like if a room has got a nice lube wood floor I walk in and then I and then I trip over and then I pick myself back. I'm like, wow, this looks really nice A good lube wood floor makes you appreciate the ceiling Yeah, it also, you know, it's it's difficult to walk on but it does make yeah, it does make you well That's the dream because you just realized as I was replying to you Look at the ceiling because sometimes you could fall face down, you know I really you know, I really want I feel like disney star wars though in the position We were at they totally wouldn't introduce like a material It's like very slippery and that's the thing that is notable about it and then have someone make their floor out of it That that's entirely something that that they would do That would be a good way to show in tatooine that you were very wealthy to have a wooden floor Yeah, actually that would be You walked in and you had a wood floor Like planks that were a floor surrounded by water Yeah, yeah, it's little things like that like man, this dude can afford wooden floors. He walks on it Well, like a trees on that's amazing. Well, like just having a fountain outside your You're in your garden, right? Like a nice nice fountain In tatooine that'd be like what what a great sign of extravagance that would be Like you get some real characterization going for someone just with their their home decor and and Well in anything really but uh No But the bikers, you know, they look cool Hmm But which bikers Boogie demon bikers or mod children The mod children bikers that were the ones I was thinking of I forgot there are two factions of shit bikers in book of boba fat You can separate them out by saying the Bikers and the the moped riders I was like the bikers and The the the inept bikers and the inept. No the cringe. No the um, I don't know what what's What what differentiates the the bikers you're supposed to like and the bikers you're supposed to not like Even though if anything it's reversed because you're like, oh man, he fucking obliterated those bikers We don't really know if they were that evil Could you imagine if um Or at least relatively well, I mean they did we we know they killed children We do know that about them the bikers the thing is they didn't they didn't show no they could have been set up That's true. They could have been set up But like it should have been if we had to assume if we had to assume that book of boba fat is emotionally as as like Is as Emotionally simple as it's presenting itself to be then the bikers just killed The tuskens right and they they probably killed those children um We're supposed to think the bikers killed the children the thing is they don't show the the children's corpses because it's disney Yeah, that's one of the things I was uh, yeah, I was saying during the episode. I was like, man They didn't show us the dead kid though. Nope Like they want to stick what more do you want? It doesn't have the The problem is they want it to have a lot of impact But the way that they showed that scene was very unimpactful in the way they showed it because They didn't really there's they I could have had that theoretically sting a whole lot more if they showed dead younglings But they didn't uh, I just want to see dead kids Fringy, why why did you say nog so many times? Wait what? What is nog fringy? Why do you keep discussing it so much? How is it spelled? NOG NOG Yeah, no, I don't feel like that's word that I've seldom said but You don't feel like it's a word. You've seldom said Is that the noise of race like it makes? Oh, I oh, that's what it means. That's one of its meanings. Oh, okay Never mind Because as far as I know if you have egg nog the beverage, you know Turn off for that. Yeah Me too and there's also a small block or peg of wood is also a nog technical carpentry term I suppose Neat Yeah Um the hey rags Hey The long man and fringy Hey Yeah, hey, I guess uh Frungu's goo is the You just dot dot dot No Do you not know I mean if you want me to complete that sentence, that's not gonna happen Damn Sorry alt boba story boba uses tusken To f with water trade water trade owned by three business guys They exclusively get the water from three moons of tatooine Uh, you could do something like they're just not doing anything so No, they are not the story we've got what I can tell is The pikes are moving in because bib fortuna was killed and Uh, the huts even said we were lied to right about Whether or not it was there. Yeah in regards to whether or not it was their territory Um, and so from what gather the pikes want to fight boba fat Yep, it's on now. It's war. It's just like, oh, okay And mando's gonna turn up with his blaster and go pew It'd be so exciting No, it isn't Oh For me, what do you mean? Why are you being so pessimistic? Oh, I don't know Just I don't know Go work on that man Row up bringie learn to enjoy things Bring it you're a hateful behavior recently It's really starting to negatively affect the rest of the efap staff. Yeah, I don't know why you gotta be so cruel That's we've been asking you that you're being cruel. We're asking you to stop being cruel I mean, I understand that Um, how how does that the old saying go? I am rubber. You are glue Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you So now that we've established. Yeah, well that is that is the way of the world as it seems Um, so it's something to keep in mind as we progress That I am rubber in your glue I'm rubber. You are goo. Maybe even Hmm What happens? What what does things have what happens to goo when stuff is said to it? Well, if if like if if you were to throw something at me because I am rubber I'm very durable and it something bounces off of me. What if I stabbed you? I think that'd probably hurt Quite a bit. I don't imagine it would So what so if like you threw like a marble at me and it bounced off of me my rubbery Uh nest that I am and then it hit the goo. What would it what would it do? Would it stick in the goo or would the goo repel it or would it capture it in a way like a gelatinous cube? Perhaps I don't know why you're asking me with the expectation and you're gonna get answers on this Uh, I mean Do we've never discussed this actually before I don't know this specifically but the general thing of stop asking about it So I'm undecided on the marble question PMQ for the goo I you just you don't get in any information about the goo. Sorry All right. That's kind of Do you want to Okay, that's fine Metal did you want to go to sleep? Yes His eyes have been awake. His eyes have been open so long. He's starting to tear up. You can see Yeah, that's so He can't touch his eyes. That's why his hands are right there. He wants to touch his eyes, but he can't because he'll get covid Yeah, they're full of chimkin grease and it's going to burn if I touch him Oh, no, tear up more and it's just like man That's how you get acne on your face all that chicken grease. Mm-hmm. Yeah What are you? What are you even up to these days? Why should people be interested in checking out what things you get up to on your little adventures Origin stuff because I'm super cool and have a huge beard You do have a huge beard. That's true. I've seen it. Yeah, see I'm not a liar Yeah, if yours is huge, I think what's gary's considered then Well, that's long mine is huge I just made that up on the spot. I don't know But yeah, I'm doing the the metals forge weekly now On friday, I talked about on buck a nice martial arts movie. I really like In the week before that I talked about matrix resurrections, which was pain But go check it out. It was a was a fun stream to do But not fun to prepare because the movie is fucking awful Hmm. Oh, then that just streams on twitch And yeah, all the the usual efep shenanigans. You'll you'll see me on like tomorrow for the book of boba foo Um All right, the the the efep mini right for second day where you like oh god, we're quoting tomorrow. No I can't take another boba fet this soon. No, it's too early Uh, but yeah, I'm doing the metals forge weekly now. So go check that out. It's uh It's fun to do and there's sometimes guests. I did one with jay and mutually and ringy and Not rags because I don't like rags. That's true. We've had a falling out rags We totally won't do one in the future right No, we um, we will do one. Um, I'm just uh putting it off for a bit until uh, sort of the main channel stuff is I get over this hump that i'm currently on and then We're gonna be in fuego as they say south of the rio grand and a lot north of the rio grand these days That's all right. Are we allowed to know what the movie is that you guys will be discussing? Uh, it is up to uh I'll leave that up to metal because I don't know if he has a formula or a way of like a Like a way of doing things on his show and I don't want to say it He has to discuss what movie they want to discuss and We already decided on one. I mean you can you can say it. I don't I don't mind. Oh, okay, so I see Yeah, um our our metals forage episode is going to be on the 1981 film Excalibur My gosh What do you mean? I've never seen it That's like that's always feels most hated film of all time. Are you familiar with a familiar with 1981's Excalibur? My mother loves that movie Your mom has good taste Yeah, I've just it's one of those things that it's like I've seen that movie so many times that I'm like, uh, you know What I know about that movie is that it's on at the cinema when batman's parents get murdered in the dceu Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, it's there's a poster for it in the background of that scene Oh, I I might have noticed it at the time, but I've forgotten. I did not know that that is super cool That film is way better than Zach Snyder's anything. Wow There rags don't say that you'll get quote tweeted 62 times. Oh my gosh. Oh, I don't care That's what I've woken up to today. Um, oh Yesterday, I tweeted out. Oh, what did you say? Yesterday, I tweeted a picture of Zach Snyder with the quote to set this new character apart from my other super character I will make them a disillusioned brooding ultra-violent sociopath. That'll make for a nice change of pace Well, actually, uh, Zach Snyder's vision is very explicit that all of his characters are That's because That's because I That's because I've woken up to it being quote tweeted 60 times Um with stuff like get yourself a mirror, babe. Your nose looks like a penis I've seen penises and your nose could sir is no penis They also included an emoji of a nose next to the word nose in case I didn't Oh, oh no, I understand it. I was gonna say I wasn't following until you said that now To be fair in their defense if you are a Zach Snyder fan It is possible that your reading comprehension is such that you require literal pictures next to words Just no one knows So I've got a quote tweet here that just says eat shit you fucking cunts Wow, is that a Zach Snyder character For each fucking cunt of the day I could believe that I could believe in the uh in the um in the man in the next man of steel movie that that would be a superman line Oh, yeah He should die. I would I was probably saying it to Martha I would really Just watching a superman movie where like fucking braniac comes down It's like I will take over the world superman and he just says eat shit fucking cunt Henry's like anyway, go check out metals forge. I'm gonna go check out metals. Oh, yeah, that was probably a link That was all marketing for metals forge Yeah, yeah Go check it out. That and more is only available on metals forge Streaming now on hpo max Okay All right, it's been fun. Can't catch you all around. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. There he goes just like that Bye Watchful protector a dark knight metal commander He's not the shleem we need. He's the floor we deserve Hmm He'd like that. He'd appreciate these at that Uh black chrysanthemum is a disney canon invention and uh, he was never a part of the eu Ian boba still have that history in the book of boba. The show doesn't make that apparent at all though Okay, so why do they always say that? The books in the comics don't count now like they need to make up their mind I get told that every once in a while Well, don't you know that from the book or don't you know that from the lore that da da da da That's no and no one knows that no one who watches these shows know that and it's not in the show so quit stop knows it sometimes Sometimes because I kind of like this stuff. You know, she didn't even know about the black melons in the desert. Yeah Oh my god, you mean the seashells I don't even know they're they kind of look like um God they look like uh like a flower bud like a like a black flower bud black onion Big Kind of that's flowered little lumpily. I don't fucking know they look like a thing. They all hail black onion All hail black onion How is big onion not black onion? It's what I asked for but Still join us at joining set better for your for your meme that you're making rags Not making a meme all hail black onion This is a performative meme The meme is in the making if that is a performative meme. Whoa That's offensive to all of the efab workers Well, I'm the manager so I get to offend you a little cut as much as I want they're gonna strike And then the spice won't flow your cuckoos Um, I keep hearing black. Oh, yeah, I remember reading that one out black chris hansen. We've caught up to that one Yeah, oh, I remember that one That was so long ago Has anyone named this vision bebo fat yet? A lot of people have been turning fat to fat I can I can see why but I mean, he's still you know, he put effort into Yeah, and that I think if you compare him in aquaman to book a boba fat. He's clearly like, you know Slimmed you got uh Get that boba look which is a lot tougher when you're like 61 or however level he is Uh Joking about what could happen in the show worries me after press and jacob's joke of What are they gonna do have aya come out of nowhere and kill the night king? Which as you know is exactly what we got in season eight Pretty sure the motive for that too was that the obvious answer was john kills him and they didn't want to do the obvious Do you want to have something? Yeah, that would be satisfying and something we've been building up to and people would enjoy that and it would make Which means so long as reasons why you would expect that Yeah, fuck you for thinking that's what would happen um I'm all saying sorry if I offended you it's something expected in a corporate board room not a feared ruthless bounty hunter and crime lord Huh, let's make sure you didn't upset anybody Dude I could picture him making a whole video about that one line so you see he's well he did throw that in he was like He was respectful and thus his team will That's how it works. You can't be mean to your workers. Otherwise, they'll never like you You can actually sculpt with c4. I used to make mine into little bunnies. The huts could have totally made a c4 rancor Yeah Sounds terrifying and I got an idea that they make they sculpt a rancor out of c4 and just Lazily draw like two dots in a curled line for a mouth If it's like thanks so much, it's just what I wanted and it's a none of us would question that that's out of character Of him at this point that he would believe it. Yeah Okay matches his stupidity thus far. Yeah, you got your opportunity right there death to the aliens Yeah, I'm starting to think it's impossible for the writers to not off something up f something up. Sorry It Um, well, they haven't really done anything right ever Uh for dizzy star wars What what what have we got to like? Okay, so technically it is You can tell what's happening in the story That's good That's like a step up up for like some of the stuff. Um, well, it's a step up from like some of the stuff that ai dungeon puts out But again, do we sometimes or do we just treat that as sometimes when you have a story written by an ai You can't actually tell what's what the events even are and like that's it's good that they know how to make it So that you can tell what the events are well like legitimately What have disney managed to do that's like we all think is pretty good and it's like k2so. Is that it? There are other aspects of rogue one I love baby. That's pretty anyway I don't care what anyone else does. I love him Well, he's just cute, right? So like there's nothing else really there Also, we eat eggs He's so sweet and so little and he's so cute They did that falling into their trap And they are just the trap in it. It's like It's like, you know, like the the designer who the designer who made the baby Yoda puppet. They did a great job um And then they and then the writers made it. Hey, let's have an episode where he eats an alien's children Okay, but that alien is an idiot who the fuck is that's your only chance to have children You leave them in a fucking backpack with no lock and you put them basically in the trunk with a another baby It's like both of them in that episode It was like that's just bad parents Right because it's like if that was my only chance to have kids and I wanted to have kids and all my eggs Are just in this one little thing that thing would never leave my side So to speak All the x room one basket Nice The luke and r2 scene in tlj. That's another one. Yeah Here and there we get these that is a good scene. Hey, that is a good scene Wow, yeah, they somehow managed I was just I was just impressed that I wasn't like incredulous with the um When ray kissed kyla that was that was great Oh, yeah I mean, I feel like if you're gonna credit um, I feel like you're gonna give them credit just because baby yoda's cute like you may as well just give them like credit because fucking I don't know Ewan McGregor is hot like He's gonna be in the obi-wan show so you got to give them props for how he's hot How he exists isn't that cool Well, you know, they chose to hire him Yeah, they sure can pick them Most like they chose to put something cute in the story. It's like that's that's It's great for them If they'd um, so let's say let's say you and McGregor didn't exist But he was actually just an entirely CGI creation. Would it still be fair to give them credit? Like would it be more Uh relevant to give them credit for the fact that he's hot. It's like wow, they they made a this this Hot guy exists. So now We give them credit for it They like obi-wan Kenobi because he's a good character. I mean, yeah, but that's not disney disney's haven't written obi-wan Kenobi yet I'm sure that one disney writes obi-wan Kenobi Because it's obi-wan Kenobi. That's well, yeah, but I'm I'm talking about like in comparison to baby yoda Like if you like him because he's cute I don't like obi-wan Kenobi because he's hot. I don't really find no like I feel like I feel like they're Yep, okay. So if we have a star like if we just have a disney star wars character who like they're only The only like thing going for them is that the actor playing them is hot Um, it's like do we do we give disney credit for that? Well, is their purpose just to be hot Well, I mean is baby yota baby yota has a purpose beyond just being cute, right? He doesn't really fulfill those only purpose to them is to make money Well, that's well, that's true of everything they make I know but They don't really uh, they're not very good at that anymore. Are they except for with baby yoda because can you think of any other disney? star wars character that sold As well as baby yoda as far as like toys. No, baby yoda became like a full on meme Captain plasma Yeah, phasma did well But it's like but we're showing about like the quality of the story though, right? Not just like it how well it performed a court like on disney's spreadsheets because you know Then the force awakens is amazing and I like gecko gal mandalorian is doing great And then you know tlj's got to be pretty high up there as well because that made a lot of money Yeah 1.3 billion So what are we discussing? I don't know what was being discussed there. Anyway, watch metals forge Watch metals forge more marketing for metals forge, but you didn't even notice when you were listening. You thought it was something else Metals forge where dreams become reality um I bet these pro book of bobefett commentators think atlas are nine out of ten I don't know about a lot of people listening think atlas are nine out of ten I think that person saying that knows that They're trying to to stir a controversy stir the pot of spicy noodles I've never seen atla because I can't be bothered because Hey, yeah, you know, actually this would stir the pot I I can't be bothered to watch atla because people that I trust their opinions have said it's bad. Oh great. Hey, oh Now you're gonna this is gonna be a subreddit post j. Hope you know that I know there's gonna be a subreddit post It's gonna say I really like I like j as a creator And it's it sucks to hear that j will not experience one of the greatest shows of all time. Thanks to mumbleton And of course you hassle with that one by it's okay I believe you I'm not well, you know, it might just be a of course j hasn't seen something joke That's another way it could go Yeah, remember j didn't keep watching lord the rings. All right It's fine. I I have seen I have seen a lot of the clone was there. That is more of the clone was I have seen lord of the clone was lord of the clones That would be that would be jango, right? young gul What if they called book of boba fat boba unchained? I would watch it twice a day You mean you don't do that already I don't tell anybody I do that, but I would start announcing it that I do that Um, right. Sorry. Did I just reveal your secret that you actually watched the whole of the book of boba fat series twice a day? It was that I suppose no as long as I never admit it publicly. I only say privately then no one will ever know Okay, that's fair. Yeah, that's good Is it possible he never escaped the salak and this entire show is a terrible terrible nightmare It's forcing him to see while it slowly eats him Yeah I feel like everyone's excuse for these disney star wars movies or shows is like, oh, it's just a dream They're really a horrible nightmare. It's uh, that's what that's what it's made them resort to It's the only way to allow it into canon There's no other head cannons left We we've joked but like that is Solution we would do for the sequel trilogy. We would make it all luke's nightmare. He's You know, it's not long after the fucking sixth movie and he's just having a nightmare Simple bye-bye continuity no one liked you And then when you do that to the mandalorian people are gonna get upset. Fuck it. He'll get over it in time Why don't we you know for me the mandalorian we just put in a different dimension So they can have it. I mean that's that's a I feel like that's honestly a better way to do it It's like this is now the disney canon. Here's the new canon because they've already done that right? It's like legends. There's just three separate star wars cannons um the legends canon disney canon and now another new canon what I don't think the sequel trilogy deserves to be Like an alternate dimension canon even that's like too prestigious. Well, no, it doesn't but like it's easier to just say that about all of it I would not only like to make it a dream I would like luke to talk about how ridiculous his dream was and he can't believe he thought it was real because it made no sense You know what? You know what? Maybe that's a part of the disney canon Um, maybe maybe we add that as a final note to the we make one fight We make episode 10 disney's episode 10 and that's luke waking up going man that sucked And then he just Discusses all of the weird dreams he had and how they none of them made sense And then we go anyway, that's the disney canon now on to the actual canon It'll be like this will inspire me to do and then just lists off all the things the fans want Yes And then he looks at the camera and says if you don't see them happening in this movie they did happen They just didn't have the time Also, han is fine and he's not dead be dead Leia is it's happy so is lando It's not all shit What a nice movie that would be Boba fat is a failed morgan freeman frog explain Wait, what how am i meant to explain if something you said words use your words stringy For a second I was like oh is it some reference to your stream or I know I have no idea I'm lost on that one Moeller I have silence the lamb story too My mom was mad that my brother and I kept leaving and staying out late So she made us watch silence the lambs to see sickos out there. I was four and he was six. Oh my god That sounds like Uh Kept leaving and staying out late. Yeah, Jesus. Where were you? Where are you going at age four and six? Could she just keep you in the house? Yeah, that sounds like That sounds like bad parenting. What a way to solve that problem too. It's like you guys keep getting out of the house late at night So i'm gonna make you watch a horrifying movie Okay, mo the fuck Did sax snider write your childhood? No jesus Yeah, I hope I hope you're all right I hope that all worked out I guess Um In how a realist hero rebuilt a kingdom mc is given the throne, but the loyal subjects revolted mc has to enslave the leaders of the revolt to set an example even if he didn't want to Well, he should have tried forgiveness Give missus good That's what I am dude And I believe it I'm forgiven it makes me feel a little fuzzy in my balls Hmm This one just says money Oh, thank you Mola comes out as long man bad Well, I mean we're up to eight hours See if we had covered another If we had covered a 17 minute fucking cinemas in this video We would have hit the cap before reaching now. Maybe yeah At best Um Anna was clearing tunnels in during the wars E okay It's because the reference to me eating dirt Oh Why would you eat dirt? What kind of dirt's your favorite and why do you like dry dirt or more wet dirt? And no dry lots more mud if it's wet rags No, um, well, you know, actually the best dirt I've ever had was at the Hoover Dam I was very shocked at how good it was Why did you say that was so good about it because I've been to the Hoover Dam Did you eat me after that? No, I'm normal ish Um, if what why why there is it because it's so dry and it's I don't know. Maybe the minerals that's in it. It was just I I just tried it and I was like, wow, this is actually shockingly good another theory I have is like Pierce Bronson Stood there at one point in his life. So I'm like, maybe that's it. I'm tasting james bonder Did your parents try to kill you because you're strange Did your parent is your mother drink heavily when she was pregnant with you? No, my mom doesn't really drink Not anymore No, she doesn't like alcohol very much She's she smoked some mad weed and it soaked into You and then you came out as a weed baby Which which is thus your connection to dirt and why you need to eat it to survive No, I don't know like I when I was a little kid I just really liked the taste of dirt and so like my parents always had to keep me away from like Dirt because luck I know especially since we lived on the ranch, but uh, yeah, I Planet is literally named after the stuff Well, so now now that people know because I didn't think that that was information I needed to keep from anyone and so I told a story about it one time And then now anywhere I go somewhere everyone's like you need to try the dirt so Yeah What do you mean the earth? So actually, you know, I've just yeah, it's a much more interesting line of conversation I've realized I was going to derail it for something a lot less interesting. Please carry on Have you found it it can change via like by country like you find maybe the American soil Is taste freer No mountain dirt tastes terrible Mountain what's wrong with it? You know, you're sure it's all mountain dirt or What is wrong with it? Yeah a little too acidic Too acidic melts your face off Has a strange taste to it So like that I hate it when I eat some dirt and it tastes bad Yeah, are you more of a fan of that swampy stink dirt? Do you ever like that stuff is terrible put it into like recipes? No, no, no Oh, so I assume you're a big fan of mud pies No, no, no, no No, the second the dirt is like not dry. It's just when it's not pure Well, maybe like sprinkle it on a cake on top. Yeah, you can just tell people it's like I don't like to mix my Mix it with chocolate Do you like to have a beverage well-consuming soil? No It's not like I sit there with a fork and eat dirt guys. I just try to yeah, no, I understand Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that would be weird. That would be bizarre the fork thing. Yeah, that's going to step too far. I think yeah Yeah, like a little napkin or something like a little plate Yeah Do you ever like compete with the local wildlife for that great dude? Are you a mole? No Are you do are you are you a member of the molotariat? And you want to seize I Mean metal eats pizza with cutlery. So, you know, we're all we've all got our things Like a knife and fork Yeah, but he's german I'm sure that I I think I've done that when I wanted to keep my hands like if I'm Like if I if I want to keep my hands clean like if I'm at the computer or something I might do that but otherwise no, I that's Doesn't seem like yeah, like Anna said he is German. So It's okay He's he's an yeah same Um, has anyone here anyone broken a bone? I broke my arm once I have none of my own. I have not broken a bone interesting qualified air rags How many bones have you broken Anna? I have broken all of my toes many times Oh Really? I I broke this little bone that's in like the top of my neck where my skull connects and I'm missing I'm missing in some bones in my In like the front of my face and then I have extra bones in my feet. So yeah Do you put the feet bones into the skull to make up for the missing ones? The bone transplant Um Yeah, I've I've not broken any bones free. Have you broken a bone? No, I have not ever broken a bone All right We have much less interesting biological histories Yeah That's it like being normal The dirt free life. I'll tell you that no I've spent a lot of time around dirt and um, I grew up surrounded by dirt Yeah, I was surrounded by dirt. I grew up surrounded by dirt Yeah, never I never No, no, I I know the smell I know the feeling of it on your hands and Uh, yeah, I I'm very familiar with it, but I just never uh, yeah, I've never saw it in the in a more culinary aspect Once when I was four years old I ate grass And when I was a baby I drank my own pee Fax it in that explains so much Yeah, well, like I was a baby and I was laying on my back and I peed and it went in my mouth That's why that's how it happened. That's how it happened to chase as well. I believe Yeah, well, did your parents? He was like 30 years old. Yeah, I don't personally remember it. My parents told me Well, no, like why would your parents tell you that like why would they want my dad thinks it's really funny It is how fucking hilarious some babies piss on their own faces. What's this about chase doing it when he's 30? I just made that up, but it sounds real, doesn't it? Well, all I know is that on e-facts, on e-facts.me, it says chase peed in his own mouth And I'm assuming that it was the same reason I did I would too. Yeah, I assume if someone ever pisses on themselves It's they're either very early in life or very late in life Oh, that's, you know, maybe that's just what they're into That's another option That is another I would rather I pissed on my own face than someone else pisses on my face Do you ever do you ever expect to be offered that choice? No, but if someone did offer then I would politely decline. I it's not it's not a thing And I wouldn't ever expect to be forced to make that choice between those two things because No, no, but if I am you see preparate proper preparation prevents piss poor performance as they say I see what you do. So yeah So if I am ever in a position where I have to make that choice on a, you know, just like that bam I am ready. I've got my answer all set. I'd rather piss on my own face. Thank you very much I'm more than capable of doing this without any assistance I'm a big boy Anyone else piss on my face for me? No, the youtuber true Geordi No, I know of him I do not know who that is Just you remind it like I Listen to his podcast when he first started and I enjoyed it, but I just went off here No big deal sort of thing and then The latest I heard is like He unfortunately got DMs he had back and forth with a lady of interest And uh, unfortunately expressed the interest he had with with her and you know, you mentioned in like Pissing on people could be like a thing you just like to to do He's a fetish Feel like that one is much more accepted Within humanity compared to the other one, you know Shitting on people had a feel. Yeah. Oh, yeah, shitting up The fucking news which other one. Yeah, he was that he was asking if she would shit on him. It's like That's uh, what was that one? I'd rather be pissed on than shat on. Yes I think most people would rather be pissed on than shat on What's that? I was looking at a list of the most common fetishes in the world and like peeing was on there I think it's top 10 peeing on people. Wow Is impregnation a fetish really Yes, what what what do you mean? I mean if you bring he springs to life. No, I'm just what do you mean by that? I think if you get harassed by the idea of impregnation someone rather than just by the idea of having sex with them It's weird to bring that on here. I I mean well since we're on the subject of freeing you find some No, no, no, that's okay. We don't need to talk about this Oh, he's just pretending not to be interested anymore. All right. No, I don't want to we we don't know. Uh, what's the next super chat? It's okay. Do we can move on we can go back to pissing or we can proceed to the next super chat Let's go back to pissing Someone said impregnation was funny because I just had a pee that's why I was muted for a while is that I I had a pee If you ever do piss on yourself make sure to mute your microphone before I do I don't need to hear that very good at discord is very good at isolating anything that isn't human speech now You're like that's true. However, remember we were in a call together. Oh Oh, no, what happened? No, I had a magnificent fart and it got it was and it got suspected by the microphone and it was It was very because I did it You know expecting it obviously to not be picked up on the microphone but then I think I think jay met out just the most lovely giggle imaginable and I was like I think I haven't saved somewhere. I I actually have it because you said save it So I have the audio saved for it. Um Oh That is that is Do y'all ever play those games great memory if so would you ever talk about one that isn't smash If not, have you ever seen patriot on amazon black humor at its finest? No, I've not seen that. Um As far as the fighting games go I played a little bit of soul caliber 2 on the game cube But that's about it. I remember liking tollum quite a bit, uh, but Uh, I don't really remember much about it other than that. Um, and as far as patriot goes I've not I've I'm only familiar with the mel Gibson patriot, which uh, we watched not too long ago and uh It held up better than we thought it was probably like a year ago something time moves real fast Time moves fast. You know, it's pretty moldy in a year because time's scary, but uh Yeah Uh, I played a lot of mortal combat played a bit of tech and a little bit of soul caliber, I think And a little bit of killer instinct on gameboy I'm personally not much one for fighting games, but um one game that I did play a lot of Was the uh, I don't remember what it's called but the game, um Like the star wars the clone was jedi jewel game I think that's the closest thing I ever played a lot of that came to I was one I was a kid zero not a game was called in chat. Um Because uh, I don't know I had it on the we because I was a fun child with a we um Taking you know taking this conversation back to piercing. Ha ha but um Yeah, is anyone all the game was called does anyone here played that as well? What did you say? I haven't I don't think so All right I remember being fun, but I was a child so I had no idea what I let's have a look. Let's see Jedi power battles No, that is not it. It's um, it was it was your um, your typical fighting game setup where it's basically 2d and you've got one character on each side Um 1v1 battles and it's all jedi. I remember um, what's the name ventris was in it? Um It had like you had all this the the clone wars looks for the characters as well So Obi-Wan had like his his armor that covered his shoulders stuff like that Hmm Hmm Star Wars the clone wars lightsaber duels, isn't it? That you know what that sounds like what it might be called Very generic name, but it does describe what you were saying Yeah, that's the one. Thank you chatter What I just I twice have tried to do it quickly and then I die. It's horrible Death comes to mubishly frog town Bit of that metal. I really enjoyed your live stream yesterday on on buck. I haven't seen it for a long time I forgot how good those action scenes were a good job covering it And he will never know how you feel about that Yeah, metal will never ever know that anyone is appreciated his metal forges So sorry That was nice for you to say We need to collect all of these ana stories slash talents into one video. This is fantastic Oh like a content nuke She could be like You go like a she could be like a fight a game with all these things Oh god, no, I have like most useless powers like my friends were teasing me about it It's like, oh, you know, we all had superhero powers, but you know, you can eat dirt And break your toes Break my toes and eat That's One of my toes a week ago again. It's just at this point. I'm surprised my toes haven't fallen off That's the season finale of that show It's about her discovering her second power Like everyone every superhero has two amazing two powers and her first one is eating dirt And then the whole season she's waiting to discover her second power because surely it'll be amazing She just breaks her toes How many times have you broken your toes? No, I think honestly the surviving the the bullet and the the eye hole are my powers the eating dirt You've survived a bullet. I'm sorry. Did you say you survived a bullet in your eye hole? survived an eye hole I haven't I was born without a tear duct. I got surgery got a plastic tube put in Tube broke popped out. I have a hole in my eye now Uh, no, I've survived a bullet Well, it's on my collarbone now, but uh Survived a bullet the chest How come um, you didn't get uh the tube fixed Um, well the doctor that performed the surgery actually fled the united states because He fucked it up and my parents sued him. Oh my god I know I know well, he connected all of the nerves wrong and so when they healed um, like there's really no way to get it out and so the part that's broken is like Think about a face in the profile Okay, so the back of my nose and it goes like it's in Like the core of my fucking head and it goes back into the back of my throat So the only way that the doctor said that they could get to it because you know My body obviously healed around it is not to go through my throat, but they would have to like remove my nose And go in that way because that's the only way to get it without fucking up the rest of my nerves And I'm like I would rather not have my nose removed They said they they can put it back, but I'm gonna have a huge scar on my fucking face, you know What the hell that's wild you should write please just write an autobiography for you know like Yeah Sounds like it'll be really interesting Yeah, because I don't want to say Yeah, I don't feel like that. The doctor's never offered to take my nose off I guess you're lucky in that regard Surely if you're having surgery on your face like they're good at covering up the scars because they do like What's a cosmetic surgery right? Well, they weren't good at covering up this scar I mean I have to point it out to people to see it, but I mean if you Know what to look for you'll be able to see it on like the side of my nose Yeah I didn't think it would I didn't think it would become more interesting and strange after the I didn't think that's where we were going left out the part where the doctor fled the country. That's an interesting Yeah Yeah, he was an asshole too. I can guess from You need to change your name to jane mackafee Well, so he didn't give me the dissolvable stitches because so to put the tube in They had to go in through the side of like my nose And then they put the they took out some bones and stuff And that's how they put the tube in where my tear duct would have been and then to go back through the rest of my skull Right, but so he didn't give me the dissolvable stitches. He gave me the regular stitches So when I was healing this is gonna get gross So all like the blood and like the mucus and all the stuff like crusted onto my stitches And so when he pulled it out like he was pulling it out through my eye mind you and I was screaming It just like it doesn't hurt Christ Holy shit Yeah, that was finally parents realized something was wrong, but yeah I'm sorry these things happened. Yeah Yeah, it's fine. It's funny. It's good that you made him flee the country Yeah, thanks mom about one thing that they uh, you know, because my parents are very like against lawyers and stuff like that But they're like no you fucked up our kids face like Let's go Sometimes I hate doctors after this and I'm like terrified. I can see how that might have come about. Yeah There's more to the story if you guys want to hear what it's more. How does it expand what happened next? Okay, so I have I don't know. I have a crazy fast metabolism and so I burn off anesthesia really fast like even when I go to the dentist, uh, you know, you just get one shot per tooth I have to have eight shots per tooth just to numb it And then that wears off. Is this your third superpower? I guess so I burned off anesthesia Well, so when I was a little kid when I was getting the surgery They you know gave me the normal amount for like my height and weight and whatnot But I burned it off so fast and I guess I like woke up during surgery And so they actually like sliced my cornea And so I see colors strangely and when I I know but you can't like see anything or you can't see a scar on my eye Obviously, but I see like reds differently You see red differently Yeah, is what I'm told so I usually have to have people check my colors you compensated for that at least Um I think I've kind of my other eye is fine. So when I'm looking at things I just close one eye and you know do the other but like they cut your eye Yeah, but my parents aren't gonna believe me over a doctor. They didn't find that out. I I are they not I mean, what oh, I feel like if I told my parents that they they'd have some serious things to consider Did you did especially if after the surgery I'm like, yeah, I don't see right in this eye Well, their answer to that was yeah, you just had surgery in the eye, you know Yeah, your parents are all right Well, I feel like I feel like if I said I'm not seeing right in this eye They my parents would be like, oh, maybe that's normal Um, but then if the doctor and then if you ask the doctor like no, that's not normal Then, you know be like, hmm Or like a week later. Yeah, I'm still seeing weird in this eye. It really hasn't gone away well, I mean I don't know if my parents just didn't tend to believe me or my sisters about anything so Because they're like, oh, it's just kids, you know kids will say anything kind of kids love to lie about their eyes Not working, you know kids well, I mean when you have kids that like Learned that if you pretended that you're sick, you get to come home from school Which me and my sisters learned and we all utilized uh until they finally caught on to us so that I don't know We were kind of like little heathens too because like I don't know so that my parents just didn't believe anything Like when it was actually true So remember ifap chat, you know about the boy who cried wolf Don't Don't do that Don't do that or else when your eye stops working properly your parents will believe you And I feel like your eye not working isn't something that would let you get off school Well, I did get to get off school because I had had surgery so Also, yeah, if one of my eyes wasn't working my parents wouldn't fucking let me go to school Well, I mean I can see I just see colors differently and I thought that that was part of the The surgery thing, but I mean I remember waking up and like it was terrifying like Have you ever seen like those movies where that you get abducted by aliens like that? But like in my face and stuff, but I couldn't feel my face because of the anesthesia So it was kind of freaky, but I mean I told my mom and she's like you're probably dreaming and then uh, yeah later on Yeah, at that very moment speaking to you. She's like you are dreaming Well because so my parents also let us like watch any movie that we wanted like whether it was rated r or not So my mom was like, oh, you know, you're probably just sawed in a movie and then you're saying that it happened and I'm like No mom this this happened and then later when I needed glasses And I did like the test the eye test That was when they're like, oh you see colors wrong in this eye and I'm like, yeah, no shit Sherlock, but uh How do you see them like what is the way in which that manifests like how are they wrong? Like can you not tell the difference between certain colors or no, no, I can it's just so if I have my uh, My left eye closed and I'm looking at something that's red Sometimes it's like I can't see not just the depth in it, but it It's either really muted or really saturated and so It's strange like so when I buy like bright red lipstick. I can't it looks like a normal like light shade of red But then I have to you know, read it or ask someone or just close my other eye and look to make sure that it's a not You know neon red lipstick So some colors are muted some colors are brighter And it depends on like if I'm looking at a screen or on a book or Whatever the material is So, yeah, it's just weird to me now that that's something that can be done to your eye with Botched surgery that that can just be a side effect Yeah Strange the more you know Is that is that your fourth superpower? No, my fourth superpower is that I can hear uh dog whistles You can't really So your ears do stuff too I Told you I feel like we're getting one for each sense right so you eat the ear dog whistles you see reds weird Um for smell your nose nearly got like you've been having you off you could have had your nose removed What's the one you've got for touch? I don't know. I don't like touching certain things I guess me too. Most people don't like touching certain things Yeah, but have you ever it you know like that fake velvet that you'll get on like those little bags that like somebody will Yes, I hate touching that. I hate touching. Thank you. Yeah. Um, I'm glad someone can relate to this because I'm I have no clue what Yeah, I'm not just fake. Well, I'm three. It's like, um Real velvet as well. I don't like touching it, but Yeah, I what about sweet and um and my grandma's house, um Uh and uh and like uh when I was a kid They had a a floor in their kitchen that had a vaguely velvety texture. I know it's strange. Don't don't ask Um, and I just couldn't go in that room like I refuse to go in that room for a lot a lot of the time Because I just didn't like touching the floor even with socks on I don't like it Because I could I could sense the velvetyness through the socks I guess I'd sit thick socks on it would be okay, but I didn't Juice was fine. I don't like sleeping with socks on I'm fine with sleeping with socks on I have to at the moment because my foot It's a little bit of an injury on it and sometimes it bleeds. I don't want to get blood on my bed Oh, yeah, people were reminding me Yeah, I had webbed toes when I was born and then my mom had the doctors slice them So that way they wouldn't be webbed which really fucked up, uh my swimming career because I'm actually a very fast swimmer That would have been very helpful Oh Oh, they're not webbed anymore. I feel like I feel like that's the kind of thing that you shouldn't wait that you shouldn't like I don't know you should be able you should be an adult before you get that kind of thing fixed. I think I don't know unless it only works when you're a child Well, I mean they could probably fuck up my balance if I'm used to my whole life walking with webbed feet And then all of a sudden they're not webbed anymore I guess so This would still be your choice to do that, right? Yeah, I mean they didn't cut them far enough. So they're still slightly webbed about them Yeah, I'll save more for next time. Read your other super chat. That's more Yes The Anna episodes are always lore dumps Um, I'm sure someone is building a whole tv show about her I hope it's good people won't believe it No, they'll say it's unrealistic It'd be like her powers are wet. I don't believe this Have you Wombo's heard of or seen the Mandela catalog and if so, what are your guys thoughts on it? What is that? I have no idea no clue what that is say say like in the the Mandela what catalog? Never seen that no No, I'm gonna google it Oh, that's depressing the Mandela Mandela effect is the most googled thing when you type in Mandela It's a it's a YouTube series Oh sweet Uh, you know what's about before yeah, I'm not the Mandela thing. Um, someone did just post of this And that is super duper cool Um, it fucks up everything if I try and show anything right now So I'm gonna have to save it for a through a meme fap or a nice and so it shall be but Yes, um noid. Thank you very much For that awesome fan art. It shall be shown I like that super cool It's pretty cool about that fan art there Whoa, what's this accent you've got now? I'm just I'm just saying you're talking about that fan art there You do it to him all the time Yeah, that's the thing it's uncharacteristic for him I was just saying there's that there fan art looks real. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice Yeah, it's really nice It's really great. Yeah, I agree. It's really good stuff. I like it quite a bit momentary periods of despair when I'm trying to Go out and sell Looking at it just like oh my god You suck You can put you push through First ever super chat on anything I've been waiting for this high rags Hello They did it. They nailed it. Oh Well, that's a great first super chat. I approve. I think it's good stuff. Mm-hmm Uh, y'all gave me tips for my short film of a swimmer's last race. It was crap, but thanks for the help 46 days from ending always A 17 year long career big sad my guy Oh, yeah, but you've if you've done something for 17 years and you think it's time to End it. I'm getting a new interesting. I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was that he did Um I don't see hunting Yo, he must be amazing if he did bounty hunting for 17 years Or he did like or maybe he was like a dog the bounty hunter where you're like, that's not that impressive You know, there are people who do stuff for 17 years and it's still terrible at it That's true. I took I can't dance to save my life You broke is that how you broke all your toes? No Oh, it was in an unrelated. Oh, okay Yeah, I don't think I broke anything while I was dancing You didn't break a leg No, I didn't Like I said, I'm very you know why actors tell each other to break a leg before they go on stage, right? Yes, because it's bad luck to say good luck No, because every movie has a cast Wait, you'll be here, but I want to hear more rags I'm just making fun of We can't I can't I can't inundate you in the rags joke. So we have to We've got to space it out a little here a little there I don't want to get people all worked up. I don't want to send anyone to the hospital No, that's fair His hand is probably there getting some fish I don't go to the hospital. No needles. That's true. That's true. Why? Because she'd rather be sick and fucked up than go to the hospital To feel the hustle I guess with your experience If dirt and I can't fix it then nothing can She's going She's afraid of going to the hospital and they open her up and you're like this stomach's full of dirt You got some demons lady Well, you worry that they'll just tell you yeah, your problem here is that you've been eating too much dirt Anna would be offended by that. I don't eat dirt like every day. Not every day. Yeah I don't eat uranium every day I feel like uranium is more harmful. I haven't eaten dirt in like months. Well, what if there was some uranium in the dirt? I'm not usually around that type of dirt Around you know radioactive crazy dirt the kind of dirt that makes yeah, that's a bad influence Mm-hmm I think doctors would know that a bit of dirt here and there is fine Yeah, probably I think they even prescribe that sometimes I'm sure isn't it common thing that like pregnant women? Well, not common that sometimes like pregnant women will start eating dirt I've never heard of it, but maybe Yeah, it's called pica Right Like how I knew that Well, I figured that I yeah like as soon as you said it my immediate thought was well I'm gonna go ahead and assume that that's correct Because I don't know what it is I am an expert on all things dirt Goo is my special well one of my specialities goo Yes, he has a he has a A a narrow but deep He's that's right. That's right a narrow but deep understanding and appreciation of goo Uh right piece of goo can save the world well peace to I guess Vat of goo Thanks to rags actions and as bullet video virus will soon achieve complete global saturation Wait If that movies Aladdin versus remake when No, thanks. I mean if we could just watch Aladdin. We don't have to watch the next the other one. That'd be fun If we do it it'd be some time from now It was tough to do you just have to watch it get slaughtered. Yeah, like Cruella was pretty fucking painful Like that wasn't a fun experience for me 101 damn nations. That was fun. But like Cruella Christ Yeah, that was really bad Rude the whole thing Yeah, I think that's a good way to describe that film it is rude What are you doing rude? Said you could do this who give you permission like well Disney bro In Disney Uh, have y'all seen all the weird stuff Joss Whedon's been saying seems to be self imploding at the moment I think he probably knows that I guess he had no chance um Of doing coming back anyway, so he just said a lot of stuff that I'm pretty sure He must have known means there's no going back Uh, I what did he say? The Gal Gadot doesn't understand English very well the Ray Fisher is a bad actor in both senses and um some other weird stuff Looks about how There's this kid who died when he was five because he drowned in a pond and he saw him at that pond Uh, like the the morning of the day he died or something. He's like, okay What relevance does that have to I think Ray Fisher and Gal Gadot? I think it like he's well because the whole thing isn't really about Them it's just like a ramble like the person's in his house asking him random questions here and there But mostly it's just him saying stuff Um glad I don't have people in my house asking me random, but no way that's literally my life I'm not in your house Neither is anyone else But uh The well this person was literally in his house doing interviewy stuff, but um Yeah, it's quite a long thing to read and I I agree with razor fists is funny And he's a he's an asshole, but like the rest of them are too What can you make of it other than his career is definitely definitely dead Though I don't really share the sentiment across the internet. He's like the worst human being ever. It's like Especially being like Gal Gadot Misunderstood me and Ray Fisher is a bum bum like it's just this seems like he's firing back the same shit They've been saying about him so What are you gonna do? It's all a mess So Buffy reboot when well It might have been delayed just because of his name being attached to it at this point Like I'll probably wait a bit, but he certainly won't be Have anything to do with the new version Sounds like a retort. He's definitely bitter. Um Which I don't know how anyone wouldn't be if you're in a situation, right? Any any you guys got any comments on it or Honestly, I I haven't seen it myself. I feel really sorry for the guy It's one of those his word versus their word and I think it's pretty clear which side everyone's jumping to believe so I've seen many people say I'm happy to believe that he's an asshole from what I've heard I'm also happy to believe that like probably though. I don't know I don't know much about it I don't The thing that annoys me most is like people expecting me to have an opinion of it. Like I don't care I don't read about this shit. I don't want I don't This is something that interests me like not everyone has to go and talk about fucking abuse allegations That does feel like almost on a broader level the curse about times, right? You have to have a perspective on every single conceivable thing Like it never a point where you can just be like I don't have and I don't know Like I don't want I don't like to think about this kind of thing. Oh No, go away You want to think about hannah's broken toes Yeah, uh That's I it would be interesting if anything else happens. I suppose in terms of him trying to clear his own name But the end of the arc really well this thing uh It didn't even come across as I'm trying to clear his own name It's it if you read it it comes across more. So is him just thinking out loud um It's just like it dots from all these different topics, but some of the things he says you're like, dude people gonna why would you But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It seems like he doesn't care anymore. Um, maybe he does maybe doesn't sit I mean, he'll be fine money wise. It's just legacy wise, which I imagine Well, I don't know what would be more important to him Well, I guess it's I guess it's it's a few things right. I guess legacy. That's it's out the window But maybe it's even just like that. You're never gonna make any creative projects that they're gonna be like I guess unless you write them under a suit in them or something um Yeah, yeah This thing is just not allowed to stay on it Isn't being aware of the fact that you don't have a perspective itself a perspective I don't know. I just feel it was like no no because it's like did you say I don't know Like I don't know the perspective. Well, I guess it is it is a perspective But in terms of I don't have a perspective on like What he did or like whose story I believe because I haven't read anyone's fucking accounts like I don't I don't I haven't I haven't gone and read all of the like accounts of what everyone said happened and gone Hmm from what people said it's likely that this thing happened Like I haven't even begun that process and that's what I mean by I don't want to have like I don't care About I feel like it's it's it's impossible as an individual to have a perspective on everything Like there's things that you don't know about those things you don't want to know about or that's just never It's like I don't you know your thing and it's like if you don't know It's better to just say I don't know than to Have a stand I know I know like I don't care sounds harsh and it's like oh well You know these people they got like they were mistreated like well. No, obviously I care like if someone was mistreated Yeah, it's bad But like no, I don't care in terms of like Yeah, there are probably some like There are lots of issues going on in the world at the moment that are bad But you are not researching right and in that way that because you are not because you don't have the interest to go and find out about them Like yeah, lots of bad stuff happens. Well, I don't care is is sound harsh doesn't it it does um But always but I mean that's the clarification. It's not that you don't care about the thing in question if you knew more Well, yeah, it's like it's it's it's like well, I know that I know that someone's Someone's interpreted this is like someone's like well, you know just like Two people's like one person's like thinking well just his career was destroyed for no reason Someone's going well just abuse those people me. I don't care. It's like no. It's like no It's not that I don't care Those things happened. It's that I don't care to look into this. I'm guessing this might be What related to the stuff that's going on twitter right now? Well, yeah, because a lot of people on twitter are going well, you'll drag down zack snider, but no word on just it's like, yeah I don't have to talk about that. No one's obligated. It's like it's like it's like such a non It's like I think zack's films are bad. Okay. It's like I know it's just as relevant to go on and say It's just it's like literally just as relevant say. Oh, yeah, you complain about zack snider's films But no word on the um impoverished people of fucking Somalia like Yeah, yeah, because I don't care to look into that. That's not that's not a way that I've chosen to invest my time You're no one's obligated to talk about stuff like that Go away. No, you are obligated You would feel like a lad by was stood on without me realizing it I I had no idea that it happened. I was just I was just wanted to make sure of what a chance to say something about it if they wanted to No, yeah, I've been dealing with this is more people People whinging at me that I don't talk about the Joss allegations and my response is probably Fuck off. I don't have to talk about anything. I don't want to talk about I don't I don't particularly enjoy talking about abuse allegations Yeah, um There's nothing interesting to say about at this point. Anyway, because everybody already is just like if everything that said is true That's horrible Anyway That's it. This is a Come on. Do anything. Well, yeah, but that just feels almost like the social media curse grinders that whenever there's something that comes up It's like people need to know what I think about this me Feels really unnecessary Yeah Joss is as bad of a person as zack is a director. Oh my god Oh my god That would be be hitler. Joss is must be saved Well, no, zack has got zack has certainly got talents in terms of how he can he seems to be very good at working with actors You definitely seem like people really is really good at casting hot men and making them look hot Like 300 I guess Working What seems um I think he's very good. I think he's very good at um, I don't I don't really like the style I don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really like the style that he goes for but he's very good at achieving it He seems to have a very clear grasp on how to get all of the shots he wants to get And making them look exactly the way he wants to look it's like if I if I was um I think I've said this about him before like I was um working on a movie and um It's like I don't know what's whatever. Let's say I was working with Warner Brothers and they're like Yeah, we're letting you write your first movie, but you know, we want you we want an experienced director attached They'll just make sure that you don't do any fuck ups. They'll help you get the shots He won't they'll help you work with your actors zack snider. I think would be a very solid Person to do that right? I I think he would be Very skilled in that department. It's just like I don't like anything he chooses to do With his skills, which I think he has a lot of I think that's that's the way it's like I think he has a lot of skills. I just don't think he uses them very well at all anyway Well, I mean that that's that's probably the last topic and that's because we hit nine hours And I finished the game. I feel like that's a Very normal place nine hours. Wow. Yeah Um, but before we even consider leaving Anna, why don't you tell everybody where you can be found and what you're up to? Not the hospital Yeah, not the fucking hospital. Hell no even With this whole plague that we have I will not go to the hospital. Did you survive a bullet without going to the hospital? Yes cool Yep pre-medal um What am I doing? Uh Okay, so haven't made a youtube video in almost a month But that's because I've been working on fulfilling the calendar campaign So thank you to everyone that backed that uh if you do want to see me up to something I have an art channel where I do Live painting streams. I've actually been doing one this entire time We've been streaming so I made very good progress on my omni man painting and I try to stream there Every day if not every other day. I'm doing a project called the eye project where I try to paint 200 eyes And uh, yeah, so thank you to everyone who volunteered there. You can find me on YouTube, but twitter instagram just Underneath that star wars girl. I think my link tree is on my twitter profile. So if you want to find, uh More everything it's there, but uh, yeah, thanks. Thanks for inviting me on. It's been like a year and a half, huh? Yeah Do you have an do you have an only fans where you break your toes? And eat dirt, you know only fans is something that I will never Engage in in any way shape only fans isn't only fans isn't strictly like porn. There's no like to s. It's like you have to make porn on this website You do anything on that you want hence rag suggestions I'm subscribing to a guy's only fans, which I don't think will ever happen. I will not have an only fans account. So, yeah Hmm Well, thank you very much for joining us and for a whole nine hours. I feel it is a very Suitable follow-up to the last time you came on it feels like that we had similar vibes and got a whole bunch of extra stories Uh, what was the one I was on last time? I have no clue. Someone in chat might know though Well if I'm dot me right that will tell us right away. I definitely know. Yeah I feel like they could they could they could make an alternate reality. They could gaslight us all by just changing the information Apparently it was 101 Oh Yeah, that was with er wasn't it? Oh, that was the last time er came on Because he's disappeared from here. Did you ever get your license? Why would I? Oh my gosh Do you know how to drive at least? No Do you at least know how to drive? No Mahler don't worry. I can teach you how to drive a car in like five minutes. I would way prefer you teach me how to shoot than drive Well, oh, here's like we could do both because it literally I could get you drive by Yeah, we exactly keep you. Yeah. Yeah, just like uh, yeah grand theft auto But it's driving. It's driving. It's easy. I'll just get you. Yeah. Yeah I mean a manual will take longer than five minutes, but an automatic heat teach you drive five minutes simple. It's easy So easy caveman could do it even fit in most cars because aren't the cars in like Britain like super tiny And you're like super tall. So you We have to get like an extra large We have the small cars and the big cars Cars in Smaller in comparison to like american cars. We have like the big four by fours, but they're not like we have lots and lots of Tiny around here like they're still big enough that most people can fit in them Yeah, they don't design too many cars that people can't fit in that's uh She's picturing. I just know I know some guys that are like tall like Mahler and they have to buy Special cars. They can't you know, there's not in the leg room for you giants Everybody needs to drive See Yeah, that's that's why I never learned to drive. I can't fit any of the cars You should learn you gotta make a long mobile. That's true Um Yeah, Jay, what are you doing? What's happening? Ah Um, I've got a video coming out about reaction content with hasan pike being the primary example But I also talk about jinx and and people like that Um, I it's like an hour long and it'll be coming to my channel pretty soon. When's pretty soon Um, I don't know. Um, there's actually multiple factors that I I need to because I'm doing something with um Other youtubers. I've got a few other youtubers who are involved in certain stuff and I'm I'm also Stuff out of my control that determines the release date. What's the main thesis of the video going to be? Oh, well, it takes an hour to to explain everything so Basically, I basically I um I talk about my perspective on reaction content. What constitutes acceptable like Um, like hey, you know, you're doing a good job. You're doing something good. You're uh, you're making content of your own And it's acceptable that you're using other people's content to to do that because you're adding something of your own You'll yeah like a son. Yeah Um, like I go over the differences and what makes them and then I go over those are the common arguments that are used to justify like completely Non-transformative literally just sitting there not saying anything reaction content and I talk about all of that Wow sounds excellent I'm sure everybody will be looking forward to such things Also metal is in it you Whose content does he steal other than he paid you to be in this? um 17 Billion trillion 17 billion. I'm cheap um I will be doing final touches to boba fat episode four reaction. We should be out tomorrow um I think I'm trying to think about how the release schedule gonna work because I got I got to release the this e-fap That boba fat and I go and go and drink his ketchup stream tomorrow and that starts at nine p.m. I think so Maybe this will come out really early And then that can come out in the afternoon. I can't remember how I even do it anymore. Well A bunch of things will happen tomorrow And then when all that happens I can go back to editing The main video I'm making nice to to do that right fringy Mmm. Yep. What video is it? It's a secret But when I get close to completing it, I'll I'll let people know Is it good? Um, well, I think everyone here knows except for Anna. Damn Oh, this sucks Tell me the private chat or not. It's okay Uh, well, wait the free rise. Would you guys want to say anything before we we run away? Oh, I don't think so. I don't think there's really much that I want to say at this point I don't really have anything either just working away on things Yeah, pretty much the same for me Very well, uh, thank you all for joining us We shall see you next time Bye, bye everybody toodaloo. Thanks for coming. Thank you for being here and listening to us You