 Chacorwood Oh Andrews I got hired you're hired wait wait where are you I'm about to die at my apartments because I'm starting It yet for the 67th time you're talking about oh I got hired I got hired you're every time I'm talking you oh I'm dying in my Apartments I'm dying you know We broke out here. I'm sorry. I don't have no cop salary. I don't I don't got shit I'm gonna $500 a dollar hour money bring food help me. I'm on my way What's wrong? Oh max had it yeah, I'm waiting here for my Old buddy of mine just got hired on the force. He's uh, yeah, Tony Andrews Tony Andrews way He just got hired. Yeah, he did surprised they fire. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't show up to work because he's a lazy some bitch But don't tell him I said that I'm gonna bust with this guy. Hey Andrews this guy called you a lazy piece of shit I did not Such a thing mr. Dubious Maximus He did he's like he just did. I Stay safe out there. All right, we'll see we'll see you max I'm in dire need of food See you're still in uniform so you listen and use lose your job Yeah, what you anyway, I have to do an onboarding. He's is a slack around captain slack Dear God No, that was a shipment. How many people were your rest today enough How many stupid ass court cases have you gone to since the last time I saw you let me tell you I had a juicy one yesterday Andrews. I took someone a bench trial I guess how much of the their charge got stacked up to 300 months and Half a million dollars in fine. Yeah, it should have been but it was it was 220 months nine thousand dollars in fines and all the charges that you put on them stuck. Oh Amazing. Well, Sheriff. I've been advised by our captain to train with you today. What are you? He's a is he a cadet is he a slacks slacks. Can I have a word with you right quick? Absolutely, come this way slacks. I need you I need you to look after Joey while I get officer Andrews Full of cut up and on board slacks. I mean, you know, how many damn good officers we have listen I know I've been talking about Andrews and you know, I've been talking about and I appreciate you You know giving them the chance and hiring. Okay. I know you're not familiar with the guy I know he's got to earn your respect and all that but good Lord bringing on Parmesan for Andrews The dadgum travesty did he loses going on his first ever traffic stop. I mean that was bad He did He was supposed to be here day one, but I don't know why guy is so late Apparently I took him a mile to take the train from New York to get here. You're the FTO. Okay. He is your responsibility You're the instructor If you say jump he's supposed to say hi hi deal with him till I just got to get Andrews Oh that fully caught up and then whatever you done just drop him back off to me. All right Let me get the door for you Did I get it? Okay, I'll get this one too This the corn when I got you a gift. There you go. I got you this gift. You know, I'm excited to work with you It signifies for our friendship There's nothing in here, sir. What? What the hell get in the car? You mind if I eat? I just got some food. I'm really hungry. Don't eat my car Yes, sir. Okay, so here's how we're gonna do this. I want to teach you how to police proper So I was not learning how to be a proper police officer with the other guy It's debatable. I want you to tell me what does old slacks taught you so far? Lex has taught me proper codes 10 4 10 3 10 7 10 8 10 9 10 10 10 12 10 13 10 40 10 20 10 23 10 25 10 31 10 30 2 10 30 10 41 10 42 10 47 10 50 10 50 10 60 10 70 1 10 76 10 77 78 10 90 10 90 1 9 10 9 4 10 9 5 10 9 10 10 3 3 Homershawn put the paper up stop reading off the paper Sorry, sir. He's taught me how to slim Jim sir. Okay. Well, that's the most useless piece of information yet He taught me how to order a burger Okay, that's useful. I want to talk to you a little about SOPs I'm actually going to teach you something right quick Okay, because everybody thinks being a police officer is all fun and games because they see me doing it You know, I'm out there doing community outreach and policing actually takes a lot of work Hell of a lot of work I've been here a long ass time And I don't take too damn kindly to the fact that you're here and Lex told me I mean he hired you A while back and apparently it took you damn near two weeks to get here from new jersey or wherever the s**t you're from It took a long time But I promise you I'm gonna be the best officer, you know, I swear it's just gonna take a little bit I'll show you today when we're on the job together First we ought to catch somebody breaking the damn wall Sometimes the best way to find somebody breaking the law It actually ain't run around speeding around the city The best way is to just take it slow and pay attention to your surroundings because these stupid sons of bitches are just doing this left to right I excuse you It's green you f**king cock muncher. Hey. Hey, how about you do me a favor and pull it over For what pull it disorderly conduct pull it over Absolutely nuts. Pull it over. That's a lawful order. That is not a lawful order. All right. Yes, it is pull it over Okay Wait in the car Howdy I'm recording for my safety Okay, you can do that. Wait, is that okay here? Listen to me. Can I see somebody? Okay, miss costello? Okay, it's not miss costello okay it's G Avanya mother suck it. Okay, so Giovanni. I need you to do me a favor. Okay G Aviana mother suck it. Okay G aviana. Listen. Listen to me. Okay. I'm whispering. I have me a cadet back there Okay, he's a new he's a new guy. All right And uh, I'm gonna run him through a little bit of training process of how this works. Okay Can you help me out with that? You said wait in the car. I can't do anything Yes, honey buns Okay, appreciate that And now wait I need you to go. You need to get on radio. You need to say say your call sign You say hey you say 147 10 38 going southbound on ginger street teal in color I don't know what the shit kind of car that is say teal in color Hey, is that a seminal? It's like grand chill Okay, so we got a 10 38 southbound ginger street in a teal van One times occupy. I got this gormwood. I study remember We got a 147 10 38 going southbound on ginger 10 3 10 3 10 3 10 3 You just say 147. That's your call sign. You're literally the first word you said was wrong I'm about to pull mines, but they heard myself. Don't talk over him. He's talking 147 10 38 ginger street Uh, we got a teal color Car but he just stepped out of the car. Yeah, hi. Can you jump find a car can get back in the car? Is this yeah, this stupid this stupid son of a she's he's he's causing problems. I'm creating a scenario where I'm Overgressive. I know hey just okay. So so we got a he's not ready for that. He's not what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? Listen, he ain't really what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna have a big one? What are you gonna do about it? I ain't ready for it? Okay, he ain't ready for this training scenario. All right. All right. Hey stay stay here with him Right. I'll be back here in five. Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. All right. We're clear to go man. I appreciate it. Sorry Say 147 76 147 76 what that means is basically uh, you call sign 147 is uh On the way to the last traffic So now we get behind them and look at your position your vehicle I don't now the reason why whenever there's a 10 38 that happens when there's a traffic stop that happens Some of these stupid sons of bitches what they do is they try and run away or they get aggressive and they're trying to attack Especially if you're a solo, which is not something that you will be allowed to do for some time I'm sure more than likely you'll probably be with slacks So that's EMS on the radio and they say like echo echo is the EMS uh call signs Oh, look at that. We got a red line call it in what I'm sorry. What? Say 147 10 38 147 10 38 northbound ocean avenue. No elgin Oh, sorry elgin avenue tow truck one top one four seven marketing that traffic stop on ocean only elgin avenue What's the vehicle you're out with right now? Uh, we got a tan truck say it's a tow truck tan tow truck and then one time's occupied one side is occupied Now come out with me. Howdy y'all cleat is cornwood. This is my cadet here joey parmesan I was going cornwood out the cheese uh parmesan cheese is what you're saying is uh, is the last name. Yeah, joey parmesan You're not as well. I stopped you over today. Uh, any actives you get the situation with the uh, I'm a guest at uh Then I thought was green was not green. Uh-huh. Hey, uh, cornwood Joey go yell at them tell them to leave. Hey, what the hell you doing to our car cleaning your car? You what one of the other officers order died order died Yeah, god damn. It looks good. It does look pretty good. You got to do a great job. Yeah, we're we're trying It's just a it's just a Let me just get in here nice into the dog. I gotta get the crevices. Oh, thank you guys. This is actually fantastic Yeah, we're just getting there. Hey, seven eight seven six flip the library for the I'm getting your All sorted It should be free we're for the town slacks I think it was slacks slacks and he's gonna pay the most of it But he's he said something about them having to pay 10 percent, you know, like a tip You've only been watching the windows. I didn't see you watch the front whatsoever. How about this? All right, there we go. I'm gonna just clean the front here for you That is one dirty clean. That's disgusting. Give me a moment. Let me just take care. Yeah. Yeah. No problem. No Hey, hey Hey Get off the car right now or I will literally book all y'all with tampering with a vehicle and get the hell out of here Sheriff sheriff sheriff get the hell out of here. No, you don't call me sheriff call me sir You touch me touch me and I will literally I will literally send you to jail. You have three seconds cleaning I'm cleaning your one two. I'm trying. Okay. Okay. That's what I thought damn I'm sorry. Get the hell over by the hell over by the law. Get the hell over by the wall Get over by the wall I need y'all to turn around and I need you to leave and if you don't I will literally book all three y'all with a misdemeanor obstruction of justice Actually, you know what? This is that's a felony obstruction of justice I'm in the middle of a damn traffic stop my lot saran. You can see that I'm working So I need y'all to leave. I'm in the middle of a damn traffic stop Parmesan you guys got to go Parmesan get your ass over here. Good lord Now here's what I'm gonna do. Uh, I'm gonna go ahead and give you all a warning to be honest with you I probably shouldn't but I'm gonna go ahead and give you a warning. Anyway, y'all are free to go. Okay Hey appreciate y'all sir. Thank you Hear me sorry, I had a dad come on nat in my ear. Well tell the master shut the fuck up Yeah, I think I will permanently. Anyway, come down to the pd about to get sworn in. Oh, shit Hey parmesan get over here. How's that wrinkly head dude doing? I'm telling you this is a stupid son of a bitch I remember how he's got the head the size of I don't he's got the biggest head I've ever seen I think his damn brain rattled around in there and it just It's broken damaged You think it's just it's just all cosmetic and nothing's inside. Yeah, pretty much you did a really good job back there Yeah, hell. Okay. Hey, I'm hit it over. Okay. Anyway, hurry up. Captain's waiting. All right. Absolutely. I'm right around