 Bruh. You ready to do a little creamy shopping? Yeah. Is that your fake YouTube voice? Yep. Hey, what's up guys? Today, I'm gonna be licking my own asshole. You're not your little YouTube voice. That's my reality. Oh, I wanted to open this. Shit. Can you hold this? Okay. This just got here today. It says Steel City Collectibles are on it, which means I know this is NFL cards. Should I just stab right through it? Absolutely. This is insane. Oh boy. This Bailey, and everyone watching, is Panini Immaculate. Inside this $1,000 box. Is this a sandwich? No. Like trading cards. I've really never heard of that. I hate women. Okay. Okay, you know those trading card openings, the IRL openings I was doing? Yeah. With like the real rookie autographs and stuff? Yes. This is $1,000. There's only six cards in here. Six. That box is $1,000? This box is $1,000. Expensive sandwich. There's only six cards in there. Waman ship. Look at this. This is the same thing. The different kinds. Different kind of meat and cheese. Someone take the camera because we ran out. Either way, we're not opening these right now, but this is going to be super heat fucking insane bang. Super hot fire. Cut. No, what the fuck? Why did you do that? This is some white people shit, bro. Ah, I didn't like that. Little seasoning. This is how white people season their meat. Dog. If you need Madden's 21 coins for anything, make sure to go to buymockcoins.com. It's cheap and reliable and my code MMG is 20% off. Ladies and gentlemen, what's good? Welcome back. I'm in the exact same outfit and everything from last episode because every single time I lose a wheel of mud, I'm so fired up. I'm so ready to go. I'm so geeked to get a dub that I just like roll straight into the next one. It happens every single time. I can't just get up and walk away after Jake from just, ah, you know, I kind of sold a little bit too. I didn't play incredibly. But Jake from sold and I want him gone. All right. Nothing can pull my mood down. Okay. It's the merry creamy wheel. Whatever I get here, it has to replace Jake from. And then I can go get the fattest dub of all. Oh my God. So what I'm supposed to do is the four times the 50 bundle, which is 6,000 Madden cash. That doesn't exist. So what I'm going to do instead is the zero chill bundle. Also, look, if I go to buy it, there's no points offers. EA won't take my money. That's hilarious. It's nine zero chill packs, one 85 plus overall zero chill player and 5,000 snow. So starting out with John Hannah. I don't mind a left guard. Can I get a quarterback? Russell Wilson. Yes, dude. Oh my God. That's so good. I get a Cooper cup here. I will take it. Tyreek Hill, 81. I will take it. This is so cool. Which I knew that's so bad. We're getting really lucky to get in packs this early. T.Y. Hilton is back. Literally just lost that guy for playing so poorly. This is the equivalent of our bundle top. Or it is one 85 plus. Give it a 93 baby. Come on. Come on. Oh, oh my team. I really just rebuilt my team from last episode. Did I get a better corner? Did I get a new corner? Yeah, I did. I got Taryn Johnson, right? So Taryn Johnson can come in. Definitely got some linebackers out of all that. I had to have, yeah. Zach Cunningham. That was one for sure. Bud Dupree was another. So we'll go Bud Dupree here. Who I really like actually as far as gold to go. Zach Cunningham down the middle. Then MLB2. Who is that going to be? London Fletcher. Sure. Why not? All right. Now that leaves us to deck out offense. Russell Wilson, dude. I'm so happy you're here. Wide receiver. I must have gotten some. Yeah. Oh yeah. I got T.Y. back. I also got the Rams wide receivers. I got Cooper Cup. I got Robert Wood. I am not going to put Robert Woods in though. Offensive line got really juiced too actually. Because Cody White here. And then there's John Hanna who could probably put left tackle. Yup. Holy shit. This team just got good. Time upgrades here boys. An 84 overall team. And I have a real quarterback. You got a way better shot than last game. Absolutely. All right. So the team's already got what we need. We're spinning the wheel right now. And it's gonna come on. I need like something really, really good gaunt. Oh my God. I got this from playing that huge Madden video. I played every single Madden game in one video starting with Madden 14. And there's a gauntlet in all the ones that I was playing. And it was really fun. So I'm actually going to hop out here. And I'm going to hop into. I guess I could kind of choose. I'm going to go do Madden 16 gauntlet. Every round that I get through I get 5,000 coins. Let's get the challenge wheel out of the way before I absolutely fumble back while Madden 16 loads up. Our challenge for today's video is to hold my opponent to 10 points or less. No point. That's a field goal and a touchdown. I think it's Jamal. Is it Jamal Charles on the Chiefs here? I think this is Jamal Charles. I'm going to run the Chiefs. I'm going to go all Madden so that you guys know it's at least as difficult as I could make it. Welcome to the gauntlet. Each rep is a different challenge. And after six fails, your turn ends. I can fumble the bag six times. That's very new. Finesse moves. Is that with A or X? I don't actually remember. Okay, it's A. Let's go. Come here, Mariota! Oh, I get an extra life. The ball carrier needs to pass through a hot spot on the play to pass the rep. So he's got to... Wait, so he's got to come back? Wait, what? Oh, I'm such an idiot. That was high key one of the dumbest things I think I've ever done on camera. Holy fuck. That was unbelievably stupid. College education right there, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, I'm such a clown. I didn't see the... I didn't see the hot spot. Oh, I'm so fucking embarrassed. That has to go in the video, too. I'm so embarrassed. 3 out of 3 offense. It is Jamal Charles, though, which I'm glad about, because that man has wheels. Outside zone great. Blocking, gentlemen. The super wind field goal. Um, I think I hit it. I think I hit it. Oh, it's a success. That was not a success. I shit-doinked. That was not a success. Ah, he's getting through. Damn. All right, we're losing a life there, but that's okay. Okay. I didn't even get to controlling. All right, toss those blocks. That's how it should look. Go ahead, gentlemen. Ooh, I don't even know what the challenge is here. Is it to make the read? Pass was not completed. What are you smoking, Ro? From the slant? Yeah. What do you mean complete the pass? Are you fucking clown? I did complete the pass. Okay, that time I didn't. I obviously made the bad read. All right, let me actually read it this time. Okay, please. Thank you. I only have two lives left. I'm on level eight. That's only 40k. Prevent a first down. I have no control over this. Oh, okay. Yes, I do. There's no way in hell. Let's go. We got to get to like level 20 at least, bro. Oh, boss. Oh, Teraj, this one's tough. We got to let those blocks set up. Let them set. Use those wheels. Use those wheels. Jamal Adams. Yes, sir. Give me one more black cat. It's Kelsey. Let's go. That's what I needed. Is it just complete a pass again? All right. Let's make the read here. Should be B right across the middle. All right. Good. Easy. Great catch. No directional. Shit. Use LS to lead the pass down the receiver and complete the catch. Fuck. I need to like read this shit, bro. Okay. 100% did that time. I have one life left. I'm on level 14. And now I'm getting a boss. Make sure to use special moves. I'm pretty sure I can just run around everybody if I learned anything from the last video. Pretty sure they're just... Oh, damn. He's kind of fast. And the juke didn't work. I'm not going to lie. That was an embarrassing run of the gauntlet. Now I'm going to get punished here because I only get 5k. So I get 70,000 coins to spend on one player. When that easily could have had like 120, 130. I see. Good thing, though, the markets really crashed. Everyone's trying to get presents. So 70k is still going to get me a really good player. I think what I'm going to get is an elite corner to go with prime time. Right now, I do not like the cornerback situation. Dante Jackson, Cortland Finnegan, AJ Terrell. Denzel Ward? I can get Denzel Ward? Let's get Denzel Ward. That'll be sick. I also can probably afford his power up. So I have 70k. Denzel Ward is 54k. 3,500 coins for his power up. I'll just quick sell all of the other players from that bundle to power this Denzel Ward up. So we're going to have a powered up Denzel Ward. This just became a very, very big game. A lot bigger than last game, to be honest. Last game would have been nice to win, but this is looking a little more important here. All right, so Denzel Ward is up to a 91 overall. Brown's fans, you're welcome. That is awesome. Denzel Ward ran 84 overall. We can definitely play some defense. We can definitely play some offense, too. I think we're ready to hop into this game. Let's do it. Stefan Diggs, Fletcher Cox, Kyler Murray. I'm looking for that. Dude, plus now, if we ever spin Pack A Bunch on the wheel, I can get that most feared, Russell Wilson. And I'll finally have an escape artist QB back on the squad. Whoa, I'm looking at a lot of X-Factors. Edge Threats, Secure Tackler, Inside Stuff, Reach Elite, Secure Tacklers. Wow, lots of Secure Tacklers. This man has gotten his ankles broken one too many times. That's actually kind of smart with Secure Tackler, because I want to run inside zone here. But I'm kind of scared that they're just going to bully me. Okay, yeah, pull those. Ah! Okay. Oh, good, Delvin. That's the first down, baby. Second and 10. I want to see if one of our speed demons can just hit a seam, maybe. Super sketchy. All right, it was stupid. It was a stupid pass. I understand. Let's just start out with a blitz and let's see what he does. He's going to run right side. Great tackle. Okay, so a screen pass that he absolutely cannot throw. Okay. User Playmakers, that was genius. Good for you. Wait, no. Oh, oh, oh! What are you doing? That's the only place you couldn't throw. Throw. What was he doing? The worst place to throw that. I'm going to try and like fake him out with Deon. Hopefully he doesn't see this slip screen. He doesn't see it. He does not see it at all. We got big time room. Oh, we got flagged down. Third and one. Are they backing up? Can I get this? Oh my God. It's fourth and one. Fourth and one. Yup. Easy throw to Firkser. Let's just keep chewing this clock, maybe. My optimal score for this game is 14 to 7. Hey, what's up? Good. I think it's possible. Really unfortunate time. But it's all working out here. Oh, Alexander! Bad bull! I got scored on and out of a touchdown. Oh, and that four minute phone call. I'm so sorry, but I had to take that phone call. Yeah, I kind of figured he'd do that. I've ran this enough times in my life to know how it works. All right, we're going to blitz here. Oh, hit possession, code it. You're a clown. Fourth and nine. This is huge, boys. This is huge. I just got to stop 14 here. Yup. I tried to throw on Denzel Ward. I think that was Denzel Ward. Yeah, we got him in a box right now. I do not know if half back stretch is going to work here. First and 10. He does have, ugh. They're getting off at everything. He doesn't have secure tackler. That's like the one dude, honestly, who doesn't have secure tackler. They got out to the edge with him. Screen pass works really well last time, right? He's not on the right side anyway. Come on! Damn it! Stay there! Just block him. I'm not even in field goal range, so this is pretty big. This might be Dion Santor's touchdown territory. Yup! Yup! In this game, baby. I'm still completing my challenge. I got to box him one more time. I can light up a field goal, and that's it. Oh, is it touch pass? Yes, it is. Ooh, that's got a lot of room. Hey, what's up? How you doing? Yeah, of course. I'll talk to you. Fourth and six. Huge down. What do you got here? Oh, he does that out route again. He's so good at that out route. About second and two, he goes with the read option! I busted these shit out of my ankles when he could have fumbled. That was so, so savage. And that just lost my challenge. That play right there. This man has some gigantic balls. We can say that. He's got balls about as big as bra, as fucking bra panda. That's the name. It's bra panda. All right, first and ten, maybe I just go for a massive bomb. Ooh, okay. Just a little easy one. Well, easy one to re-kill. I'm just going to inside zone it. It might not work. Oh, it does! It does! Booch play call right there. We're still chewing clock. He might expect me to do it again. Ah, he just pulled off. Let's go! Maybe it's my first rodeo. Do you think I don't know how clock management works? All right, now with no fumbles, this is going to take us down to about 40 seconds on this clock. We're going to snap it. He kind of... Do I take this? No. At this point, I almost just want to take it, no matter how I get it. Although at this point, I don't know if I'm really going to get it. Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it right there. Really good clock management. We burnt a timeout. There's 30 seconds on the clock. With the way he's been running his offense, that's going to be tough for him, dude. He throws a lot of passes right into the middle of the field for about five, six, seven yards. I'm going to go on Kwan Alexander. Okay, so he's going to throw an out route here. He stays in bounds. He's got to use one of his timeouts there. I kind of expect an out route over here. Okay. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's the middle of the field. Except I fucked up and didn't get the tackle when I should have. He's now out of timeouts with 26 seconds left. A field goal does him virtually no good. Out route? Oh, he gets out of bounds. Damn, good play. I need to lock that up. Does he go for the exact same thing? Yup, there it is. I got the out route covered. Now he's thrown in the middle of the field. He's got to swipe this ball. He's got no time on this clock. He's got to go end zone. Five seconds left in the ball game. I think we go pre-vet, right? We need people all in the end zone, right? They didn't even get it. It's so hard for him to score here, but I just still feel like he's going to somehow do it. We're playing over the top. We're ready for some deep, deep bullshit to happen. That's actually a genius play. Luckily, our brand-new Denzel Ward step-step makes that tackle. 14 to 21, we hang on. All right, boys. 84 overall team. We got a win under our bell. That's all we need, baby. Hey, I'll see you guys in the next episode. Thanks for watching as always. Peace.