 And we're back in part two of our watch along of Vicky Doner. It was so good, we came twice. If you're watching this on YouTube, you're gonna see a very cut up version if you'd like to see the full uncut version. So you can have it on Patreon, I'll put the link in the description below in the pinned comment and let's just get back into the song. We are getting an ejaculation song. It's so happy. Oh wow, that's very expensive in India. What the crap? How much is that? It's like three tablespoons. Is that not how much you do? Oh good, there they are. That looks good. Two white people saying I need an Indian sperm donor. Whoa, what's worse? That or I want your air. They're both pretty bad. That's a six month old baby. What? I was just a little confused. What? It's my understanding that maybe I'm wrong. Predominantly, births have been C-sections in India. Yeah, I know I'm late. Okay, I'll try and make it as soon as I can. Is the conflict gonna be she doesn't like the fact he's a sperm donor? Probably, yeah. It's a taboo thing, so that everybody's gonna have to get over it. Old people falling in love or blah, blah, blah, blah. Some taboo subject that they're gonna have to come over. Social norms, basically. Right. That's like the gated Andrani's house. Well, she has a bongo. Don't go to Gidungu like that. Dating yourself again. Yep. You should try to poker. You should be able to do that on Facebook. Anyway, what do you work? Huh? I'm looking for a job. I love the way it exports, trading. It's going well. What's the deal? Handicrafts. Really? Handicrafts? Oh, it's a handicraft. I have a handy job. I don't want to do anything with you. Then why did you come on a date? I came like that? That's what he does for a living. You always talk like that. I feel like we've seen her before. I feel like we've seen her before. Ma'am, you're on a date. Not like a big star or anything, but she seems to be like... Because Bengali and... You should start calling your wife fish. Hey, fish. So lame. More like a bongo fish, am I right? Remember that video we did when I was in Calcutta? We did a video of how to get a bongo girl. She's hiding in the bathroom and fish on the floor. She comes out and gets it. It is a big deal. She does love her fish. The stereotype fits. Fish and rice, baby. Let him go. He sees that he's a sperm donor on his hand. That's the joke, I'm guessing. He's a palm reader. I'm guessing he sees that he's a sperm donor. Or worse, he didn't wash his hands after the donation. Will you find anyone? I won't tell you. No one has gone. Now that you've done everything, I'm going crazy. He keeps saying that. I've never heard that term before. Pile on. Treatment? There's sperm everywhere. I know, there's just sperm everywhere. Now I want sperm all over this room. Well, different sperm. I was just going to say, great sentence. I want sperm all over this room. It was my mother's favorite song. It's been five years since she died. Ever since. Since then, I've been a father and a wife. Do you like kids? You love kids? I love kids. You love kids? I love them. I'm a kid. Why did you plan to meet Charak today? I'm going to tell you something. She's a sperm donor. She's really a man. I'm a divorcee. I knew it. There's no problem. Now we're going to be a dick, right? The first time we got married, I came to know that he loved somebody else. But he only... only came under family pressure. I don't know, why did he hide it? He would've told me. You're a dick, right? When you meet your mother, you're avoiding divorcee. Why? You're conservative. You're not as modern as your mom. So we're all going to have to come over social norms. Single, double, divorcee. Rocky or Rani? Do you have a secret? It's the exact same families, right? Punjabi's and... Why are we here? What do you want from me? Make love on the riverbank. I want to marry you. Oh, wow. I've had kids. Family. He already has like 50 kids. That's okay. It's not necessary that... I should've told her how you feel about kids, bro. And how many you have. I don't want to settle down. I'm serious Vicky. I'm also serious. I don't think you're serious enough. Yeah, no, you just did something really wrong to her. So if you're gonna get married, you should definitely tell her what you're doing. Yeah, she should know what you do for a living and she should know how you feel about having kids. She just said she wants to have kids. You've found so many insults for Bengalis in this. You can go home and tell your wife. It's true. Bungos or sissies. Just go home and say that. We've seen this. We've seen this song. And he's singing. This is a huge man's voice. Bengali. I'm learning so many things. I'm learning so many things. I think he's a better kisser than Shah Rukh Khan. Well, he does it more often. He's just kissed more in this song. Shah Rukh Khan is down in his whole career. It's just a single guy playing a guitar for a girl now will always make me think of Barbie. Oh. Shadi. That means married. I've heard that word a lot. Just clicked. He can still do his job and be married. But he needs to tell her that. Yeah, but he's concerned. It's probably even more taboo if you're married though. I don't think anybody wants a married man's sperm. What about love? Just a lot of married men and women would take his sperm. But in India at this time? Yeah. Oh, jeez. Yeah, everything has to be taken in, like, at the time. Right, in India. So it's even... You know, they don't even take off the price tags from their clothes. Are body calories available? Oh, mistake. Do you know how dominating nature is? And why do I always have ideas? Are they dominating? Yes, they are. Why is it always the Bengalis and Punjabis? It's just because they're so different and that's why they clash in films. I guess so. So different, two extremes, opposite ends of the country. Gotcha. Because it's very common to put those two against each other. It's the extreme, yeah. Hey! But they do, though. Yeah. Don't be a dis and mustard oil. You know what I find interesting too? Of the cultures that we connected with. No, it's Punjabi in Bengali. No more Ronnie McCurgy movies for that mom. I've never once massaged my grandma. So he's doing. Massage her legs, massage her hair. What are you doing? I appreciate that he's got glasses. Give him a cigarette. Okay. We're not going to insult Dollar Mindy, okay? Because that's a banger of a song. And what culture are you talking about? There is definitely a stereotype that Bengalis feel toward North Indians. That is absolutely true. Say that to your wife. He doesn't eat fish. What? He's going to cry. Well behaved. They are good lovers too. You know that you know. You know this? Yeah. Who's your lover, my man? Yeah. They are good insects also. The wife's like, No, not really. He's having a moment. Small dick energy. You're no kidding. Let's all get over our racism. His bong's insulting. Because I think it depends on how you say it. I've said it a lot. I'm not making any insults. No, no, no. I think it depends on how you say it. Gotcha. No, saying a bong girl is not. I remember when Andrani and I first started being together. Got a lot of messages of Oh bro, you got a bong girl. That's so awesome. Yeah, but they also use the term like for for fat people. Goudu or something like that. Yeah, no, I think It's very insulting. So I don't, I think it's just a contest. I hate Punjabi. Subtle. So subtle. Because we believe in simplicity. Not like Punjabis who are only show-offs. I agree with you, madam. Culture doesn't match at all. I was just explaining to her that there's a problem. Bengalis have a little bit. I know, sir. I'll see. How do you know about Bengalis? Fish, mustard oil, glasses, cigarettes. Momota didi. Sir, the same didi she's the 11th chief minister of West Bengal, sir. Sorry, sir. Hey, baba. Chani Esho. Interesting. Andrani's name is Duniya. She's Tuna, but Andrani is Tuniya. What? Bengalis have two names. What? The fuck are you talking about? You don't remember that? Yeah. That was in a... I'm married to a white girl from Missouri. No, what was the movie? Good grief. With Vidya and Nawazuddin. Early on. Her husband goes disappearing. She's pregnant. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that movie talks about the two names. Bengalis have two names. They have their birth name and then they have a nickname. Everybody knows Andrani in Bengali. Everyone at home knows her as Tuniya. I appreciate your progress of thinking. Thank you. Why does he only speak in English? Chayna. Okay, okay. Why? And you, Vidya. You? Look, shall we talk about marriage? Can we talk about the wedding? We don't want to get married loudly. Absolutely loudly. The wedding is in Hollywood. No, no, no, no. The wedding is in Punjabi. If you don't want a loud wedding, you shouldn't be marrying a Punjabi. No, no, no. Drinking and all that. I personally feel that medicine is necessary. Actually, our family really doesn't like that. Yeah, that's how I... Are we going to get a Punjabi wedding song? I do love that sound. I do too. Every time I... Look at that. Why are you dancing in a monkey? Stop it, racist! They're taking the stereotypes to their grandest extremes. I think that's part of the comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Very pretty. He doesn't look so cute. I don't know who he is, but he seems like a knock-off Amrash Puri. Remove the bulb and pull it down. And Johnny's dad's favorite liquor. His favorite thing to drink. Jainism. Hell yeah. Got good taste. Silly bongos. What the hell is happening to dad? He's like the first time he's drank. My favorite Indian restaurant here is Punjabi. It's run by Punjabis. Now you're getting in trouble. He's holding a sperm in his hand. Don't hide stuff from your partner. It would have been easier if you told her in the beginning. Now everybody's gonna have to... Never, never get married without having shared every single thing about you. Except who you're having an affair with. Keep that under wraps. It just boggles my mind when I hear these stories about like there's people get married and then they find out the spouse had an affair with a girl. They're like, why do you think it's going to be easier after the marriage? I thought he was done donating sperm. Why do you think it's going to be easier after the marriage? I thought he was done donating sperm. I want to change my mind. I want to start something new. Why? But you have money in your pocket. Have you seen it? Come on, put it down. Find someone else. It's been five or six months. I'm leaving. I won't come tomorrow. Pain in the sperm. Stupid. Pain in the sperm. Everything about it is sperm. Excuse me. Ashma, you... Pregnant. She lost a baby. Miss carriage, yeah. Ashma has tubal dockets. I have rendered costs. Natural processes will never conceive. And he's not going to want a sperm donor. Oh wait, no. That won't work. No treatment, no way out. I understand your point, Mr. Arora. But sometimes, for body pregnancy, I don't have a web-thee. It's that happens so often. But one who doesn't want kids is fertile. The one who does want kids is not. Okay, don't be a burden on them. Yeah, you better be primarily focused on her, not you. You can't have baby. Is she alright? Thank you. Hey, it's the first good thing he said. All the kids in the world can be... except me. That's hard. I just don't think it's destiny. Yeah. Shit. If you keep crying like this, I feel bad. Cry with her, bro. Let's go somewhere. We'll discuss with you. Okay? No, just hold her and cry and tell her it sucks. Agree with her. It sucks and it's not fair. Yeah, if Steph wouldn't have been able to have kids, she would have been devastated. Yeah. I mean, she would have gotten over it and probably would have adapted or gone a different route, but she would have been wanting to carry that child. Of course. And now is not the time to tell her it's gonna be okay. No. No. You gotta tell her you're absolutely right. This is awful. Yeah, it's awful. It's unfair and it sucks. Adopt. Peeji, your blood is yours, right? Look, I'm the head of the family. The rest will be the same as Ashma wants. Peeji, Delhi is two things modern. A metro. You know, in adoption, where are your reports? We did your test, right? No. No. Why not? I don't have any problem. I'm fine. I'm okay. How can you be so sure? Everyone will think that I have a problem. Okay. What if you have a problem? Chill, we'll get it done tomorrow. No, no, wait a minute. We'll get it done tomorrow. The question is, why didn't you get the test done? Why? First of all, I used to do the sperm donation. Something you should have mentioned yesterday. I was a sperm donor. So, I was a sperm donor. How did you not tell me this before? So, not only can't I have kids, you have a billion kids running around. It's before marriage. And now when I see a child, my thought is going to be, is that my husband's kid? Why didn't you tell me? I'm a divorcee. Still, I told you, right? You were married for a few hours, and then you told me. I was transparent. I wanted you to know everything about my life. Yep. How can you hide such a big thing from me? Yep. My kids are not like that. They're just my sperms only. That's funny. I used to do the sperm donation. I used to do the sperm donation. But it's something you should have told. Yeah. How about, I'm sorry. You're right. Thank you. They are not your kids. Say I'm sorry. You say I'm sorry. The truth. Oh. I cast you with a man who shacks for money. I think the bigger issue is he was dishonest with you. And I don't think he's technically shagging. Definitely not shagging. And if I... What happened to your kids? And if I didn't... I just met him. How did you meet him? It's a contract. What contract? I'm your wife, you're my husband. I can meet your kids. I just met him. I don't know. She takes a gun out, shoots him in the head. You. Bro, you should have been up making her cha way before she woke up. You are not earning any points. That's a pretty shot. It is. This is a beauty parlor. And no one lives here. How are you talking to a lady? You're a wick, right? And this is a 25 lakh gift. This is the wrong parcel. It's from Pepsi Balla. And it's been reported. Police station is coming. They're coming in the car. They're coming in the car. They're coming in the car. So now everybody's going to know. Because he's going to explain why so much money was delivered to the place. Yeah. Now you tell me. That's that. I thought it was his voice. I thought it was his voice. I thought I heard his voice. What's the difference between you and him? Tell me. What happened? Sir, Ashima, she can't be pregnant. She can't be our baby. I'm a little confused. What's up? It may be a language thing. Tubal blockage to me conveys that the egg can't come down after fertilization. Could they not, I mean, my guess, that's not definitive infertility because they could still get an egg out and take his sperm and do an in vitro fertilization. I don't know how readily available that is in India. Yeah. Spam donor. Oh. So what's the problem? What are you saying, Baba? How can you support him? Darling, you're a modern woman. Well-fed, well-traveled and you're talking all this rubbish. rubbish? You're calling it rubbish? Your son-in-law already has children and you expect me to have a modern outlook? He doesn't. You should have told me. He doesn't have kids. No. Mom, it's all science. Yeah, the hell with science. We don't need science. This is science. Belief is more important than science. Is that... Indian Ocean? That sounds like Indian Ocean. I feel so blessed that we've been able to be there every time I see it. The Golden Temple? I don't think that was the Golden Temple. It was it? Oh, I thought it was. I could be wrong. Oh, he might be in... He might be right. Because I thought he was still in Kolkata. Vicky, Dolly had called me. He told me that you've done something wrong. You've made a big mistake. Keda Panga? Keda Panga? What happened? I was a sperm donor. I'm a sperm donor. What will you do now? Will you ban the shop? Go to hell, your shop! Come back. I won't call you again. I need some more time, Vicky. You still need to say I'm sorry. Hello, Vicky. How dare you call me here? You had my own son all the time. No. I know how to do business. But I don't play with people's emotions. Look, you think I'm wrong. I'll chop you into pieces. What did the doctor do? He's part of a shameless business. I don't understand how he came so soon. So, don't give me any tension. Sir, don't give me any tension. Drop the tension. I'll just drop the keys and the laptop here. And that would be an important new reaction to Vicky Doner. Oh, he donated lots of sperm. Do you think they can make cheese from that? If you saw this on YouTube, you saw a very cut out version. If you like to see the full uncut version, you can head over to Patreon and I'll put the link to YouTube below in the pinned comment. Let's just get back in. I don't know which part I'm at.