 Cletus, you're gonna be the captain of the team, okay? Mm-hmm. Today, we're not playing a game. Football is about three things. Fundamentals, teamwork, and hearts! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! One missing! Out of all the shorts, McDonalds, why these shorts? See, that's how we used to wear them, McNulty. It's because we got none of the fuckin' height, brother. That's why. I don't have nothing to fit me. I gotta figure something out. Plus, you know, this corn wood. Given the world a little bit of oily candy, am I wrong? Corn wood. Corn wood, that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. Corn wood. Hey, McNulty, then what were you trying to say, McNulty? That's a little more noy candy, brother. That's the whole fuckin' shop. You can talk to football. She can... What is that on... I had a cabin. All right. That's a great one. True power. Don't say that when I'm wearing this. All right, so, I'm not sure how this is all gonna work, but let's make sure we can make an entry, all right? We're gonna go lights and sirens as we pull up. Everyone good with that? I love speedy on three. One, two, three. I got lethal. Just remember, football is a physical and a mental game, okay? I'll bring both. All right, ladies, business is what you can. Walk with us, come on. No, we don't need helmets. We don't need helmets. We don't need helmets, all right? Cletus, you're gonna be the captain of the team, okay? Mm-hmm. He lifts and he turns. Yeah, what's going on? Your quarterback is gonna look like a fuckin' shrimp. Oh, yeah? I could tell you in the O-line. Now, hell, I'm gonna be the starting wide receiver. Actually, this was gonna be happening. Hey, let me, hey, no, dude, let me at him. I'm gonna kick his ass. Kick his ass out in the field. Listen, listen, listen, listen, okay? I'm out of breath. Say that for the game. Today, we're not playing a game. Football is about three things. Fundamentals, teamwork, and hearts. Okay? Yeah! I got. All right, we're all gonna be stretching. Three, two, one. Stretch. Try it. There we go. That football is a very physical game. That's good. Good stretch. Yeah. All right. That was real good. All right. I think I was just wondering. This game is not about skill. It's about who wants it more, okay? And we want it more. That's right. Absolutely, we do. We dominate the competition. Conquer the challenge in front of you. Tick him down. All right. We're almost perfectly awesome. This is beautiful. Let's take a beauty. Gorgeous. Look at that. My hands. Everybody, no hands. Pull out the MDT. Pull out the MDT. It's game time. Shake it off, shake it off. It's game time. And show them what you made of. Go! Yes, sir! All right. Yeah, we find out how to catch this shit. I'll be honest. This is gonna be so bad in the beginning. Stick out bodies. Yeah, I'm just gonna start knocking the shit out people. You ready for it? You okay on the field? I mean, incredible if you're missed tackles. All right. 42! Pick the blanket! Pick the blanket! Hot! What happened? It's gone! What the hell? Who got the barrier? Who got the barrier? Who grabbed and got the barrier? Who got the barrier? Well, Cletus is wide receiver. Have him go down to the field. 45 bomb, touchdown. Understood? Copy. I definitely didn't understand that. All right. All right. Cletus the ball and block for him. Got it. 10-4. You got that, Cletus? We just gotta block the team. It's okay. All right. I'm about to rip your fucking head off. I run out of sling. I'm about to take the bait. I'm about to rip your fucking head off. You better watch. You better watch. Watch the big guy. What's the big guy? Watch the big guy. Watch the big guy. Watch the big guy. Took Mississippi. Where's the ball? Where's the ball? Covered his eyes. We got it. What? Where's the ball? Look at everybody. Where's the ball? What is the ball? I'm wearing a slant. Can we hear it like a whistle or something? What's going on? Nobody had the ball. I was waiting for the slant and I just cut it up real. Everybody's just rad. Everybody's just rad. Guys, I got the ball. What the fuck? It was supposed to be a pass, play, Maple. We're going to hand it off to Cletus and he's going all the way around from right to left and then you're going to block for him. Okay. Let's go slanting. All right. He's going to go from left to right down the middle. You're going to bomb at him, okay? Cletus, get ready for it. All right. Blue, four, two. Slant, say hut. I have no coverage. Tell me we're losing to a bunch of dead Gamma Italians. We're not. We're losing by one point. He's taking it, he pretends. It was by one point. All right, second down. Your mother was choking up while you spaghetti. Oh, shit. Two Mississippi. Where is it? Where's the ball? Hold down range. Blah. We got it, baby. We got it. It's nice. He's got to get the ball. He's got to get it up. Let's do like a jet sweep. Cletus, I need you as a defensive end, okay? All right. I need you to be a miles gooder. Rip his fucking head up, okay? Got the four and go in there, right? I want to see a sub-sat. Got the two. Not four, two. Okay, two, two, two. Sorry, two, two, two. Come on, one. 20. Hut. One Mississippi. Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah, why would I get it? Blah. You got it. You got second down, right here. Second down. Second down. Second down. Good work. All right, make sure you get a nice wide stance. Get a deep stance, y'all. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. Get that down, right here. Go. Okay, I need a goal line stand here, okay? Get ready to stop the run. They might do a handoff here. Get ready for it. You ready for round two, baby? Red one. One Mississippi. Pass off, pass off. Here's a handoff. Okay, let's go. That's a good one. Okay, final stand. Okay, one more. Let's go. We got this shit, baby! Yes, sir! Let's go, let's go. Let's jump down here, boys. Shut them the fuck down. Shut down defense. Shut down defense. What a man's scared. All right, let's push up. We got a lot of... All the way up here. All right, seven, seven, seven, seven. Our ball again here. So dumb. Hey, I'm tired of shit. I'm going to step out. Hey, let somebody else get in here. Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh. Ruby, get in there. Kalita, good job. Okay, you got a second. Good work. Thanks, coach. Eat some water. Hey, hey, hey. Get a corn. Get a corn. I'll be fine. Get some water. Come on. The line to pass it's going to build up, though, Cornwood. You're going to need to move around, man. One flat on my back. I'll be fine. All right. You name me, I'll just be over here, okay? Okay, thanks. And good shit out there. Okay, good shit. Hey, Cornwood, I got you some sugar to help with your electrolytes. Oh, thank you. That's how that works. God, seven, seven, right now. A streaker. Oh, yes. Oh, my God, guys. Get that streaker. Get the fucking streaker. I don't have my taser off me, though. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. What a big timeout. Okay, have some respect, God. How the fuck did I? Don't do cram. Wait, why do the damn cuffs not come off? Boy, what a cuff. Jesus. I didn't even mean to cuff him. It was just a reaction. Okay, hold on. I'm going to see the review. If necessary, we can get up here and distract. Maybe the Italians do our thing, which we were going to do, you know, like a dance and shake our things. So can you sub him for Ruby? If Ruby's subbing him for you currently? Hell, I'm too tired. I'll just dance with y'all. Here, should we get centered on it? Center on it? Yeah, you just click time from here. Hold on. Andrew's calling me. Howdy, Andrews. Andrew's down here. This is Coral Wood. Howdy, we're playing football at the university. Can you get up here? Is that a coat for some? No, no. Come up to the university. All right. I'll see you in like two hours. No, hell, we're almost done. Get over here. Andrews, do you not know how to drive a car if it's not a police car? Here, just find a way to get here. That's my decision. My body, my rights. Oh, my Lord. Andrews, just get your ass over here, okay? Okay. Y'all ready? Actually, you do the countdown, okay? All right. Three, two, one, go. Turn it shut. We've got a cat call there. What do we cat call the Italians? It's looking down, all right? Here we go, ladies. Good looking muscles and shit. You guys are so good. Hold up right now, hold up right now. You guys are so good. I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay, Cletus, I need you as a fullback inside. Cletus, get in here. Go on formation. Have Cletus block the person who's going to get hand off and they're going to go under and things out, okay? Three, two, one, go. 25. What? What's that? Is that it? We're done. Do regs, do regs. Got it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go baby. Let's go baby. You're playing. One Mississippi. There he goes, there he goes. I got him, baby. Go boy. Come on. Come on, baby. One more, one more. Are we in? Are we in? Is that seven? We got this. Focus up, focus up. Little 15. Red, 25. That's the guy. Wait. One Mississippi. What the hell? 14, 14, 14. Next score is halftime. Next score is halftime. I got trucked. Good shit, yo. Let's fucking go, baby. 14, 14, baby. Let's fucking go. How did the orange just go running? Let's go, baby. Let's go. What are you wearing? Well, we didn't have any cheerleaders, so. We have cheerleaders, but you wanted to fit in with the cheerleaders. No, I mean, well, here's the thing. I didn't want to, the thing is I didn't want people to feel left out, you know. I was looking for an excuse. I was not looking for an excuse, Andrews. I was not. You missed it from your orange glass. No, I was trying to look, listen. You're just like, man. No, that is not true. I sure you missed that G-string. Oh my lord, Andrews. No, that's not what happened at all. They were, I didn't want. You stuck the USB up your ass yesterday. No, I wanted people to be able to get an opportunity to play. 14, 14. Okay. So that's why I stepped out. 14, 14. And I found a new position for myself. Or a new role. So it's a distraction to that being. So for now. You're not even from Texas. What position? I just, I was just saying, I could be a cheerleader while, you know, some of the young kids get to play like slacks and Turner and all them. What? It's so hard to understand. Oh, oh, I had a Turner. What's that? Sorry. I'm sorry, Kevin. We're talking to me. Oh, dear. Sorry. I had a wedgie. I was trying to. I'm back here. All right. You probably have earned that G-string. That, that's. You got to come up the side. Andrews, you've got to get on from the end. On three, we're going to cheerleader dance. Okay. One, two, three. Go. Oh, fuck. That was close enough. I'm still fucked up. Two, four. Mr. Cornwood, are you still trying to capture the gay vote? No, I think I'm going to stop running. Sure seems the way, sir.