 Hey Jude, how you doing? Don't do the ground! One minute to go, how you been? Not bad? And I'm doing pretty good. It's been a... It's been a month though. Well, it hasn't been a month, it's been... The past week feels like a month. Hey Jayrod, how you doing? My coffee? Let's get some face meat going. Face meat? There he is. We need to go red tonight. Saw Saw X and the Exorcist believer. How was Exorcist? Will it have the wheelchair guy? It has grandpa, yes. It has grandpa. Sign in to chat. Are you kidding me? Why do I have to sign in to chat from my own YouTube channel? Are you kidding me? Why is it telling me? Okay, so I can't actually... But... I already don't like... I already don't like being back on YouTube for these streams. I have so few controls. I'm not going to be able to type in the... No, no, the annoying wheelchair guy from the group of hot dumbasses. Oh no, it doesn't have him. Oh, you're talking about the guy that catches the chainsaw out of the face and the woods and the dark. No, it doesn't have him. It doesn't have anybody from the original movie, I don't believe. Exorcist was just eh to me. Nothing groundbreaking or new. Did you like Saw? Yeah, Saw X was awesome. Thank you. I thought you were going to love it. All right, so sounds good. You guys can hear the game all right. Maybe two loud. Bring it down to 75. Awesome. All right, go ahead and get in here and I got to remember how to play this game because I haven't played it in almost a month. I don't even know if there's anybody still playing. We might end up having to go to a different game. Welcome in, everybody. Hope you brought snacks. Hope you're ready to chill for the next three hours and watch some video games. TCM is down to 5K streaming on Twitch. Damn. It is currently 60 degrees in my office and I'm sweating because of this damn coffee. Hey, Joe, how you doing? Oh, my neck. Oh, I'm doing really well. It's been a rough week, but it's all worth it, you know? When you have one of those busy ass weeks and you're exhausted, but it's all for a good reason. Damn, this is... It's never taken this long. We might legit have to find something else to play. I don't know what, but... What? I just picked... I just picked... I just picked the wagon. I just picked her. Aw. Yeah, Leland. What happens if you find another player? We start playing. The wagon? Sorry. Every time I play this game, I get in trouble with Shell. Oh, yeah. I'm ready to go. Welcome back, everybody. We have ReplayBoy6154, playing as Anna at level 10. We have ReplayDrip, playing as Julie at level 27. We have BangChan5504, playing as Connie at level 21. Down here with the family lineup, we have Thompson2907, playing as Leatherface at level 11. Lemminggeek, Lemminggeko, I apologize to our at-home audience, Lemminggeko495, playing as Johnny at level 12, and we have Atze6191814, which is probably his actual birthday, playing as the hitchhiker at level 10. Why can't you play alone? Because that would be boring. We've gone into games with only two killers and three victims, but for goodness' sake, it is not my fault that you are not wording your questions so that my ADHD brain can understand them. It's not my fault, Mel. It's not. I can't believe it won't let me chat. It won't let me type anything in my own YouTube stream. That's crazy. Fine. Happy. Jesus. Let me up. Let me up. Let me up. I do not remember how to do this. It's R1 to do the... Is it L1 to run? I have forgotten everything, y'all. Surprised the announcer guys aren't busy with the postseason baseball games? Well, one of them is in prison, remember? We got all the lore on that. Okay, so it's circle to run. Well, no, it's circle to stand up. Where are they? Who escaped? Uh-oh, somebody dying. Oh, god. Really? I can't believe... Okay, I lost. I lost. I'm dead. Yeah, I know. Boom. Hey, Jordan. How you doing? Grandpa. Hey, Lazy. What the... What the hell happened to my body? Exeggainia. Exeggainia. It seems to be plenty of people playing. I mean, I'm finding a... What happened? He crumpled over and... I don't know. The game glitched the fuck out. But it was... It was definitely funny looking. I thought he chopped my head off. I know that must be a new animation, but it was just my body bending over because he killed me and I fell on the post and my body went backward and my head was looking up. I'm gonna take this time to add a break right off the bat, Leland, huh? I'll take Ana. I just wanted to make sure that that was ready to go for my actual break. I'm not actually on break, as you can tell. Welcome back, Texas Chainsaw Massacre fans. We have TTV Dusk the Nardo playing as Connie at level 19. We have Fantastic Islaca playing as Sonny at level 26. We have... Da... Da Kraken. 51 for 12. Playing as Julia at level 15. Down here on the family lineup, we have Cum and Jet M playing as Leatherface at level 10. Diet Panda 11-01 playing as the Hitchhiker at level 14. Dragonfire playing as Johnny at level 19. We lost one of them, folks. Hopefully, we get another one back. Cofiver. Oh, not the family house. Ah, dog. I hate this place. There's only really one good way to get out. Everything else is, like, way in the far reaches of the property. Scooby-dooby-doo. Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do. Boom. Alan Wake comes out on the 27th. Um... And I'm hoping to play that the final Saturday of the month. Have you seen the newish Netflix one? Yeah, I have. I didn't think it was terrible. I think it was poorly marketed. And it didn't need the legacy character bringing back the lady from the first movie. I don't think it needed any of that. But, uh, yeah, I enjoyed it. It was about three stars for me. I thought the chainsaw battle at the end was goofy as fuck. I thought everything involving the legacy character was bad. But other than that, I really enjoyed it. They somehow managed to piss off both sides of the political aisle. Because conservatives saw the commercial with, uh, you're canceled, bro. And... they got mad and didn't go see it. And then, uh, liberals didn't like it. Because, like, the... the main hero was, uh, a truck-driving, gun-loving dude. It's just, it was... I don't know what they were going for, but they failed horribly as far as the marketing is concerned. I have such a big heart. It wasn't a bad movie. I'm noob, sorry in advance. Well, I don't care. You're the one who's gonna die, not me. Unless you get me killed. And that's what you're trying to say. Other than the bus scene, which is great. It was not... The bus scene's my least favorite part. I thought that was... I don't know. It was cool to see so many people get, uh, dealt with all at one time. But, uh, I like the other stuff. I like the stuff with Leatherface and the old lady before she died. And I like... there's a bunch of stuff that I like. Y'all, I thought they were bugs flying around my monitor. It's just a part of the game, because it's a part of the game. And you will have a stupid red heart blocking the latest message. That's what I was talking about months and months ago, lazy. Literally. That's what I was talking about. Ah, damn it. She's just going around getting all the points. Open up all the shiz. Oh yeah, one's over here. Come on, Sonny. Hurry up, Sonny. Come on, bro. It's nice to see more people playing as him. My new phone. Oh, that's what it is. You finally got a new phone. That's awesome. I guess. Unless you didn't want a new phone, and then... Oh, well. Too bad. Hey, how's it going, Bubba? How's it going? Hiding in plain sight. Yes, Leatherface and Old Lady was nice part as the whole movie was just... Oh, yeah, it was just okay. Overall, you like it? That's good. I'm glad. Ah, dang it. I got stuck on a fucking... Oh, never mind. It's a trap anyways. Come on. Here we go. Yeah, I know. Oh, if I had the fucking... Grandpa's deceptively quick. Bombastic side-eye. That particular awk only happens when E is playing TCM. No, it's happened several times playing Liza P and a couple other ones. Any time I get scared, that's just my normal awk. Okay. Oops, I didn't mean to move. I thought Grandpa was done with his bullshit. Okay, I know where the fuse is, but there's no telling. I know it requires a fuse. If nothing else, I can get points this round because I am not getting back down those stairs. I know I'm not. And the fuse is in there with the... The fuse is in there with Grandpa, so I'm definitely not gonna... He's also somebody put a trap right in front of the fuse, so... As long as I can get last person standing, I'll get hella points. So what y'all reading? I've been neglecting my YouTube peeps. It's whatever. What's this fuck right there? Ah, fuck it. 78 repair manual for Dubuque Skylark. You having car trouble? Smartass. Reading it for the past month and not even halfway through it. That happens. Yeah, I knew you were reading, Collie. Currently reading The Only Survivors by Megan Miranda. Megan Miranda. I said, leave the game. I'm just trying to have fun, because it's impossible to win now. At least for me. The last time I streamed this, I didn't win at, like, six hours of streaming. Because all the campers, all the killers, all they do is camp at the exits now. So there's nothing, I mean, nothing anybody can do about it. This is pretty much a dead game, but people are still trying. If I could get Connie, I might be able to do it, but I'm liking the folksy narrator. So far I like it a lot, but he hasn't mentioned COVID yet. In what, Holly? He mentions... The first three pages. How far into the book are you? That is the pits. It is the pits. But lazy and a couple other people love watching me play this. Probably for the ox. Woo! Hey, Hailey. How you doing, hun? Page 11? I am sure that he says that he writes COVID before page 11. I am positive. He comes right out the gate with it. Talking about mass, the very first chapter has it in it. Yeah, Jay Rod loves watching me play it. Yeah, several people love watching me play it. And I like playing it. It is kind of annoying that you can't win anymore, but I like it also. I just wish it were fun or fruit. Me? It is fun. It is. I am over the fact. I didn't notice it. Well, you got plenty more coming. You got plenty more coming. You got plenty more pages. It is like every other page has something about COVID or Trump or something like that on it. Every other page. You know I don't like the guy, but at this point it is becoming propaganda for Trump. And what I mean by that is all the conservatives who read King are just bolstering them even more. Why they still read him? I have no idea. Especially when they know how he is and what he's like. But it just gives them fuel. It pushes them farther and closer to the cult. It doesn't help anybody by talking about him absolutely in every single book. It's ridiculous, man. The angry kitty I'm drawing looks okay, but I'm struggling to draw a kitty milking farm. I would just make like a rack like find one of those racks that have the teats on them or whatever. Just do that and then put the cat's heads behind it. I don't know. That's the best I got, Hailey. I'm trying to help. Ooh, the slaughterhouse. I like the slaughterhouse. And watch, I like the slaughterhouse and we're not going to find any killers. We could always go goof around as the killers. I'm not going to kill anybody, but we could do that. We could totes Mcscroats do that. Same thing with Stephen Colbert. I don't like Stephen Colbert either. I never have. He is way too Catholic for me. Any time he talks to Neil deGrasse Tyson or anyone who doesn't believe in God that's all he talks about. He just... Okay, so someone finally comes in and they pick Sissy. We have to have Leatherface to play, you big dinguses. But yeah, there's people in the comments of my review. It's not really a review. It's just we need to talk about Hailey saying that it's Stephen King's best novel ever. And I'm like, what kind of delusional... What? Is it the only Stephen King book you have ever read? That's the only thing I can think of. Slaughterhouse was funny. It leads into the absurdity. Cool. It leans into the absurdity. I'm thinking that's what you meant. Anyways, I think it was Hailey that said she likes Slaughterhouse. And I'm interested in it. But the boogeyman is on Hulu now and you all know I watched Pet Cemetery Bloodlines last night with everyone. And tonight we're going to watch the boogeyman after this. So you will get both reviews, I promise. But this week I got a review Joe's book. I don't have to. But this week is book week. Next week is was Bloodlines any good? I'm going to let you decide. I'm not saying anything about it until my review. That's why I didn't update over on Discord. I'm going to let everyone else decide how they feel about it. The only thing I will say is it is better than the reboot. But it uses the lore from the reboot. That's all I'll say. The reason why I'm not going to talk about it right now is because the only way to really give you a good overview is to give you spoilers. And that's what I'm going to say in my review. Because they took a storyline from the original book and made it an entire movie. If you know the plot of the movie, don't say it here. I had no idea what it was about. I went in blind and I was surprised and I was pleasantly surprised. Is it going to be four of us against Leatherface? Oh, I'm making a review. I'm just trying to find time to do it because I got a week of... I got this week's books, next week's classics. The week after that is... But I have two days at the end of the month, I believe. Monday and Tuesday? Yeah, Monday and Tuesday. I don't have content for Monday or Tuesday. So I'll be reviewing both of those movies then. It'll be the end of the month. So if you want to watch it, please do. You get my review. They're both on streaming, so... If you have Paramount Plus and Hulu, Pet Cemetery's on Paramount Plus and Boogie Man's on Hulu. I have not seen Total League Killer. Is that one of your like... Unicorn movies or something? Because you watched some or... Carn Evil? Is that one of those or is it like a movie to be taken seriously? No shade. I'm just watching those movies too. I'm just wondering... Do we really only have... No, we have three killers, never mind. You know where this goes. You've been in this basement 800 times, go. Fuck out of here with that nonsense. I just saw... I just saw an ad mill. I want to see it. It's Carousel, whatever. Carn Evil is going to be a sequel. If it's not, they need to do something about their life decisions. Oh, it's a new Blum house? I might watch that at some point too. The sequel... How is the sequel Carousel 2 when Carn Evil is already there? Somebody needs it. J-Rod, you're the person who usually looks this stuff up. Is there a movie called Carn Evil? If not, there needs to be. Oh, there's got to be a book or something. For cereal, because... Yeah, there ain't no way in hell that's not a thing. No way in Biazabub's hairy butthole that isn't a thing. What do you mean what's that? We need to shut the fuck up and run. How do you have Carousel 2 and not have Carn Evil? No, no. I'm not going to re-title Chad's in charge of that book. Ain't no way in hell. Whatever he says goes. I hope he's in here. There is a Carn Evil and a Carn Evil Freak show. Oh, I forgot how to pick the lock there for a second. My neck meets itching and I don't know why. Oh my god, really? I could have swore he didn't see me. Where the fuck did she go? This is hilarious. That was hilarious though. He's waiting on me. Dude, this dude is blind. Fuckin' hell. Come on. What is he doing? Sissy is so embarrassed by him. So embarrassed. What are you doing, bro? He's already got a kill. But you see what I mean? He's camping in this area because this is the way out. There's a way out over here. I'm not going to make it. The reason why I'm not going to make it is I need another... They're going to hear this open. I don't even care. I love the way they just float. There ain't no way I'd do this. I was going to criticize her for that dated outfit but I just noted the white piping which reminds me of Sally's tank top with a crew, fashion police. Hell yeah. What the hell happened? Ain't no way in hell. Am I the last one? I am the last one standing. I think I get more points for hanging around. Okay, the daisies are good. What daisies? What are you talking about? I'm going to give the killers a whole conniption. Where is she hiding? Let's get out of here. I'm already the last person standing. Three minutes and a scape in a single match. Oh yeah, okay. That's what I was going for. I knew there was something. Total trophy progress. I know they mad. They only killed one. Victims. Victims survived. But what is left of them? The little poot poot. What daisies are you talking about now? Oh, you're talking about what Lazy said. Never mind. Never mind. I should have stayed in that lobby because those people were dumb. They was not good at what they did. This is between me and Lazy yet. Fine, male. Shit. I was just trying to be part of the cool kids conversation. You don't have to do that to me. Ugh. Evening all. Hey, Jimmy. Somehow I've already watched over 20 horror movies in October. Hell yeah. Oh, am I really playing as the wagon? Ah, damn. No, I'm not. I'm playing as Ana. Never mind. That's my girl. That's my girl. Welcome back, sports fans. Tonight we have Lauren Complex playing as Ana at level 21. We have Angel Prides playing as Connie at level 13. We also have CND X Brizzo. He's popular on the block. Playing as Julie at level 18. We also have the raw dog on site. I guess. Playing as Sunny at level 18. We also have Gamer34060 playing as the cook at level 1. Then we have Narok1361 who is in a party with Gamer and they're playing Sissy also at level 1. Then we have Leo 83,730 playing Leatherface at level 1. Both Gamer and Narok are both on PC. Look at her boobs in a platonic way. Like, I prefer her boobs in this one. That's where I prefer the boobs. Is it the original TCM tomorrow? Yeah, we're watching it on Tubi. I don't know if uh... Oh, shut the fuck up Leatherface. Leatherface trying to... Fine, you want to be like that? Any readers? There's someone in chat. Well, not chat, but in the game chat. Gamer. This is so stupid. Most of the movies I put on my DVR I wound up quitting. That's cute, I love that. After a few minutes, but I did like the stepfather. Oh, I love the original stepfather series. Especially when he gets plastic surgery and he's a whole different actor. How are all these black and white films getting 100% ratings? Why wouldn't they? What's wrong with black and white movies? Me and Chris watched Harvey the other day. It's one of his favorite movies, and he's 11. What's wrong with black and white movies? Your condition is deteriorating. You must escape. Oh, not bad. I had a buddy who refused to watch anything in black and white, so he wouldn't watch clerks. Yeah. I'm just bringing that up, Jimmy. Uh, I had a buddy who refused to watch it, even though it's one of the best movies ever made. Jimmy knows what's up. Psycho is my second favorite. No, I do love a lot of black and white. Then why are you wondering why? I'm honestly curious. Why are you surprised that they're at 100%? And also, the only people really, like, rating them are people who remember them fondly or catch it on TV or whatever. I mean, it's not like those old black and white movies had trolls. I mean, come on. Oh, Connie. Con Con. Con Con, don't go that way. Connie, come unlock this door. Heffy. I love the next door. Mother and daughter and baby Jane. That was a pretty good, pretty good movie. I ain't gonna lie. Uh-oh. Got seat. See what I'm talking about? They just waited the fucking exit. What the fuck is wrong with that door? Oh, okay. All right. That's my bad. The problem with Sissy is she can skate through the areas, the same areas I can. Oh, Lord, there's so much chat. They love you. 12 baby man is my fave. Jesus. Strange love of Martha Ivers. No, Julie. Go the fuck away. What are you doing? Don't say I'm over here. That's redonkulous. Grandpa immobilized. Let's go. I won't back down. Out of the way, sonny. Boy, that was a comedy of fucking errors if I ever saw one. Fuck off, Grandpa. Out of my own terms, cousin. I'm going out of my own terms. Move, Con Con. You about to die a horrible bloody death. Why do I know that? That could backfire on me, but it's whatever. We're all still alive, because all these guys are level ones. They obviously don't know how to... They're not sure how to play the game. I only have one lockpick left. Oh, I found the breaker box. Are there any lockpicks up here? I actually don't know. I don't know all about it. I don't think I've seen that one. There we go. Let's latch this just so I have enough time to do this. I hear sissy. It was your favorite movie for years. I could flush the toilet, cause of distraction, and then run out. I'm just cool getting all these points over here. Opening up everything. Oh, shit! Hold up! Hold up! We might have a chance here. We might have a chance here. Because I know where the... And then there's an unlock tool over here. We might have a chance here, guys. We might have a chance. I just don't know where the opening is to get out. I think it's downstairs. And now I have to remember where the hell that is. There it is. And this one... It has to be this, right? Oh. Oops. We outta here, cause... Look at that! Smooth as shit out of goose. That's two W's. Stacked up against the odds of a level one kill squad. Connie, what are you doing, girl? You're gonna get locked out. Oh well, whatever. I already did it. What are you doing? I wanna see if Connie makes it cause Connie's been just fucking sitting there. Man, you can really smell this place. They did a good job with that. Yeah, GGs, everybody. Hell yeah. Rear window is an absolute classic. Does anybody know if the original rear window was in color? I actually don't know. I've only ever seen the color addition. Oh, you're doing that? Okay. Get outta there, girl. Close the door before they find you. Get the generator. Get the generator. You stank booty heavy. It was originally in black and white? Oh no, it was originally in color. I don't know. I asked too many questions. I need to pay a wait for you guys to... Not moving. Oh, you got this, girl. Just go. Connie, you got this. Go! These people are the worst players in the game. Look at this. Book it. Book it like a turkey. Go, Con Con. Turn around and look back. I want to see if they're chasing you. Turn around. How are you supposed to know whether or not they own your booty meat? There you go. Yay, Con Con. GGs. Good job, Con Con. Angel Pride. The remake of Rear Window? Christopher Reeves and Daryl Hannah? I mean, I like both of them, but... What? What the fuck are you talking about? Ooh, I leveled up my tougher stuff. Whatever that is. I don't know. Probably means I'm... I'm not as easy to kill. Yeah, sorry. So, okay. I had no idea there was a remake with those two. I had no idea. All right, I'm going to go ahead and take my break. You guys know how it works. I cannot put in chat. I'm going to be back, but I go on break for 15 minutes. So, because Reeve was in a wheelchair, I think he directed it. Really? I had no idea. I got to look that one up. All right, guys. So, 15 minute break. Y'all go do whatever. And I'll see you guys back here at 615 roughly. 615 Central Standard Time. I come from a land down under... Hello, everybody. I am back. Nice meet. How y'all doing? Hey, what is that? It's Joshua, right? I've been lurking in the chat and you inspired me to give this game a try? Hell yeah. If you're playing on the new generation of consoles, you can play with me if you want to. And if I got your name wrong, I'm sorry. It's been a long time since I talked to you. How's the channel going, by the way, if you're still in here? Playing right now on Xbox? Awesome. You don't have to call me, sir. Don't call me, sir. Don't call me, sir. Hola, como está, amigos? I'm doing all right. How are you doing? What happened to the person who said como está? Did they say something else and they ended up getting banned? I don't know. I've been away from making content for a bit. The kids are a little... are little and I'm... Yeah, I understand all about that, man. I understand all about that. I'll play her again. Welcome back sports fans. We have Lornecomplex playing as Ana at level 21. We have XX Savage, XX4813 playing as Leland at level 25. Sunny is going to be played by Karma773 at level 23. And we're still waiting on one more HP Lovecraft before we can start the game. But down here in the family lineup, we have El Fuego77 at 4250, playing as Sissy at level 20. Sherdonut565 I wonder if that's how many donuts he's had in his life. Playing as Leatherface at level 20. Then we have Swacking 1454 playing the Hitchhiker at level 29. We had an HP Lovecraft there for a second, but then they disappeared. We're still waiting for someone to play. Let's go with Ocean. Now we have Commander Kodo playing as Connie at level 26. For real, what happened to the other to the dude that came in speaking Spanish? Somebody ban him? I can't tell because it won't let me do anything in chat. We had a full party and then this And if you're wondering why the killers keep changing away from Leatherface, why is everybody... you're just going to have to go somewhere else and wait on a game, you goofballs. Yep, they all dipped. I guess they saw how high level we were and was like, nope, that ain't happening. I'm going to take one of my mini gummies. Oh, Bradroach, you were the person. Would you like to play a game? Chat or die. Make your choice. We got Zoo HP Queen playing as Sunny at level 63. Good gravy. I choose chat, please. What are you talking about? We got Dodon for 8-2-2-1 playing as Leatherface at level 69. We have Gothmog the Orc playing as the Hitchhiker at level 62 and we have BloodyKiller895 playing as Sissy at level 58. I'm about to get dealt with. I'm about to die a horrible, horrible death. Geek or death. I'll have cake. Oh yeah, you were talking about chat or die. We're all out of cake, Hailey. So what's the other option? Or death? One of my favorite, favorite stand-up routines. That one and Robin Williams describing the invention of golf. Those two are top-tier comedy routines. So Rad Roach, you play Fallout? I'm guessing you play Fallout. So my choice is or death. I'll have the chicken, please. Yeah. That entire segment is amazing. That entire stand-up is great. Robin Williams with inventing golf is the funniest the funniest stand-up routine ever. The only thing that even comes close is Richard Pryor doing Mudbone. I love Ross Noble talking about gluing me onto his face. That guy's shirt owes me an apology. Okay. Are we really I'm already around Leatherface? Great, googly moogly. What I'm supposed to do about that? Oh, that's a dead end. I was about to say I did not just do that. I'm going to die very early here. I am so done. I'm so done with you. Get off me. I can't do anything. It was making me go backward. I told you I was dead. Con Con, you better wait. They come and go. She's almost all the way maxed. Jesus Christ. I knew it was going to happen. With level 60 players in there, man. Ain't no way. The matchmaking in this game is so utterly broken now. You want to know what? These people don't have much money. They should be looking for cheaper ways to kill someone than something that takes gas. That's just true. That probably stings a bit. Oh, I'm sure. Actually, I'm sure. I didn't feel anything happen like the first cut. All the nerves just went right through. They don't even have the common courtesy to take me to dinner and sit me down in front of Grandpa. I almost said except for Leland when saying the fashion was good. Well, I mean, his stuff was peak of fashion back then. Is Leland the zigzag maniac? What do you mean? Leland is the guy being played as JD Money up here. He's got the name right there now. Welcome back sports fans. We have Lorne Complex playing as Ana at level 21. We have JD Money playing as Leland at level 23. Down here for the family lineup we have an entire party of people. Crouchy is playing as Leatherface at level 15. Double Cup King. I'm not playing with them. I'm already being assholes. What are you complaining about? You know I don't know how to read. Oh, Lord. Yeah, I'm real bad at being Leatherface. I don't play as the... Well, let me not offend you. Anyone who mains the killers in this game I don't know. You got to be a special kind of twisted to hunt someone down. I don't know. I just don't feel comfortable doing it. No shade on you. I don't feel comfortable doing it. Are you referring to the denim shirt? I have no idea. Mel's been talking about the person with the shirt especially as Sissy. Yeah, because that Sissy, yeah. Just finding so much glee running around slicing people with a knife and blowing fart gas in their face. It is upsetting. I played as Leatherface one time and everyone in chat wanted me to do it and it was awful. I even got the final kill but it was awful. I felt... What the hell? I'll main Ana again. Ana, not Ana. Welcome back, spoits. Spoits fans. Lauren complex playing as Ana at level 21. We have Raven Taco 009 playing... Hold up. That was a spider web by my leg meat. Uh-oh. Hang on. I already killed a nasty big one earlier today. Lights out. Back on. Anyway, sorry for the interruption. We had some technical difficulties. We have Raven Taco 009 playing as Connie at level 22. We have Chark playing as Leigh. Oh, we are done. I couldn't get it out quick enough. My father. Back to the gameplay, sports fans. I haven't seen Ty today. I hope he's all right. I need to message him as soon as I get done. Right? Burn it to the ground. My office is gone. The king collection is gone. Everything. I'm just taking one of them Elon Musk flamethrowers straight to the head. How did she get... Oh, that's right. Hang on. Do you remember your partner's in prison for that? Yeah, yeah. I can't even remember his name. What was his name? His Biff in Claxton, right? Claxton been in prison for, uh, what? Public masturbation, right? Is that the lore we're going with? I think... Ah, this usually has a... Please, let this stuff be... Donkey Booty. We should do another phone call from Claxton. I see you over there. I wonder where this goes. He's coming. He's coming. Hehehe. Everyone who plays his leather face is a fucking idiot. Are you kidding me? Ah, shit, I'm going through the... I hope it finishes the animation. Okay, it did. We good? We good? Why is my phone blowing up, baby? Is that you? It might be important, guys. Hang on. If I die, I die. Nope. Okay, none of us have escaped from the basement. This leather face is good. He is hella good. I don't know if he's... He's giving them plenty of time to set up the outside, so we're gonna be fucked up here in a minute. God damn it! Are you kidding me? Come on, girl! Okay, fuck this. Yeah, I know. God damn! God! See? See what I'm talking about? See, I told you they had plenty of time to set up the entire place. Police, I leveled up. That's all that matters. I have some points to spend for the first time in 22 weeks. I said 22 because 22 is obviously on the screen. Subconsciously, my brain was like, I see a number, let's use that number. Subconsciously. Alright. I don't know who to level up. Nah, that's not what I want. I haven't been able to play as Connie yet. Haven't been able to play as Connie yet. Toughness, strength, proficiency, stealth. Nothing now I'm gonna wait for my next credit and get another Ronald Malfee. Gotcha. Hey, Hailey might be... Someone might want to tell Hailey to scrub because I asked what y'all were reading like ages ago. Remember, I can't type in chat. And Hailey's not gonna hear me because she's way back almost like the first hour. He says scrub Hailey. That does not sound good. He says scrub Hailey. The fuck? You are behind. Fast forward. He says scrub Hailey. He says scrub Hailey. Ooh. Commas, I know. I'm just picking on you. But if you read it fast, he says scrub Hailey. Oh wow. They let me have con con. Oh my god. Y'all, do we want... You're fine. I just want to make sure that you're where you need to be and not way back into way back. Get out of the way back machine. Yeah, you were very behind. That's why I was worried about you. I was like, I didn't ask what anyone was for a long time. It's been like the first hour. So I knew you were behind. Yeah, you were way, way, way back. I knew it, yeah. Glad I was paying attention. You would have been like, what the hell? You were watching the whole thing commenting on stuff. I've done it before. That's why I know what to look for. I'm like, wait a second. I am way too far back. Anyway, so welcome back sports fans. We have I double X scar double X one or I, I'm not sure which. Playing as Leland at level 19, we have Gold Mouth Ferg, playing as Julie at level 32. We have Deadman 25 playing as Ana at level 34. Down here in the family lineup we have YC Luffy God playing some of these names, y'all. Some of these names break my character. Some of these names I don't. It's like what could YC Luffy God actually be other than like a SoundCloud rapper? I mean, honestly. Anyways, YC Luffy God playing as Cook at level 45 we have Venom Pool 59 playing as Leatherface at level 13 then we have Zesty Bedbugs playing as the Hitchhiker at level 51 and of course, as always we have the Lorne Complex playing as ConCon at level 22. Get ready for Murder Death Kill here at the family house at dawn. Over to you, Lorne Complex. Well, I'm not, I'm not feeling great about, uh, tonight, their Biff, uh, uh, that the killers are a pretty high level. You got this one, Lorne Complex. I believe in you. Oh. You know, it's really weird that I'm talking to myself. What in the world are you talking about? Never mind. I used to, when I was on Facebook I used to have whole conversations with myself. Um, I was like, what are you doing? And then I would answer like nothing much. What about you? And I would do that on long threads. And people would pop in going, uh, are you talking to yourself? It's like, what does that look like? Mind your own business. I'm minding mine. You're welcome. I do an angry kitty all sort the farm part. Uh, another time. It's getting late. I'll share angry kitty on discord, art share. Oh yeah. I definitely want to see it. And there's no other way in here. Okay, cool. Not for leather face anyways. Thank you. Well, he went running after somebody. All right. So what we're going to do is that's latched. We're going to go out this way and then I am going to unlock a door, whatever door I can find with my skill. And then I'm going to... Oh, it's over here. It's over here. It's one of the easy ones. I just want the points. I don't actually want to go through here. I clicked that button, dude. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? What? Man, whatever. So much for my strategy. It did not work. Yeah, I know I'm executed. Let's go. Oh, wow. I got quite a few points for it. That's it. Don't forget that tomorrow we are watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Tubi. I will not be streaming the movie but I will be watching it alongside you guys. What we call here in the house parallel watching or parallel play. We playing as wagon. Let's go colorful. Welcome Sports fans as always. We're here with Lauren complex playing as Julie at level 22. We have James 1027 playing as Leland at level 30, then we have Xng links 6804 playing as Connie Oh young links playing as Connie at level 33 Then we have bacon gone same friend playing as Sonny at level 22 down here in the family lineup We have Johnny enjoyer playing as Johnny Obviously he enjoys playing as a murderous psychopath at level 92 because holy shit How long did it take him to get to level 92 in this game? Next we have Royal 56 playing his cook at level 17 and Octo guitar 90 playing his leather face at Level 19 Johnny the enjoyer. I shall remind you is on PC. I have never seen anybody Have 90 at 92 That's insane. So get ready for some bull bull. I appreciate they must have done something to Sonny because uh More people are playing as Sonny. I'm hoping they they did something to make him a better better character to choose You know who also who else I haven't heard from recently is Derek. I haven't heard from Derek or tie tie Tie I kind of understand. He's had a rough week, but I'm yeah, we ain't heard shit from Derek. Have we I Hope he's all right. I need to text him And that's how I be responding on discord and everything when y'all when y'all pick on me about my spelling especially lazy They should be like that's how a spell D or not her. Oh my god. What is wrong with you? Oh god, okay fine They're just playing as Sonny because they don't know any better, I guess Because how in the hell you're gonna get caught right off the damn bat. Oh god. Oh god. No one cares, Julie Is that the gate already open? How the hell is the gate? See? There's some fishy stuff going on y'all already The gates already open Like what is that shit? Well, that's not that that's not the same thing that was glowing before but the gates already open and Nobody escaped Yeah, nobody's dead. No, I'm so confused Who back? Hi Haley. Have a good night. Oh, and there's foot. Yeah, he's already down here, too Did you see jump not Johnny? Who's that one? Is this open? Okay? He's gone fucking hell This ain't the front door dingus Whoa that glitched The dude that said the front door was open just died bro. You can't see me. He's going upstairs. I Got one chance. Oh come on man. I had a chance It happens at least once a game. Oh well Derek does Derek does because he was trying to help me get a job. So he needed it But Ty doesn't neither this Haley Will play one more round and then I'll take a break Take my my big gummy and go on like that. How are you texting them? I didn't I texted Derek I'm gonna have to check on Ty some some other way, but I don't know why you think I'm texting Haley Why what do you worried about who I'm texting up? Get out of my business mind the business that pays you. Oh lord. I need a hundred fifty thousand. I Need a hundred fifty thousand points y'all That's what I'm saying. How do you get to level 92? Jealousy I thought so I was like, are you jealous? What you got to be jealous over? You ain't my woman My woman chilling at the crib Listen for the generator if it is turned up a victim Leatherface is the only family member who can destroy obstacles. I do need to check on Ty though cuz not like him to be quiet all day Unless I missed something over on I probably missed something over on discord honestly We might wrap this up instead of doing another round I mean, there's only like what three of y'all in here People getting bored then We can call it a night Remember the locked doors behind you they have both skipped a couple days a few times. That's true. Yeah Well, I'm not worried about the stream I'm more worried about like I haven't seen him on discord either like Derek especially I haven't heard from and that's unlike him It's unlike Ty too, but I'm gonna give Ty more time Con con we get to play as con con y'all. No Be mad stay mad Die mad. Oh my god. We're bet a level 90 Xiao Jun. Oh And Nine level 99 on PlayStation Yeah, I'm out. I want to at least have fun these last couple of games I guess I could go in there mess with them if I had Leland I could just like shoulder check them go hide wait for my perk to reactivate and then do it again What's wow? Wow, is that like an own Wilson? Wow, or is it because I said there was only a few people in here and Made you feel like you didn't matter. Is that what happened lazy? You'd be a boogie cheeks I'm gonna have to play as the wagon. I don't have any other choice Yeah, it's like level 99. That was wild. I Think that might be max level and now there's level 66 40 and 62 Welcome back sports fans tonight. We have for the victims lineup We have Megan 1017 playing as Connie at level 21 Then we have Matthew underscore one playing as Anna at level 24 next up. We have morphine princess I'm sure that is a legit logical Very honest tag Playing as Leland at level 19 Down here in the family line up. We have uh-oh Spaghetti owes playing as Johnny at level 66 We have G herpo because as herpes on their G spot Playing his leather face at level 40 and we have gum sock. That just sounds disgusting Playing as the hitchhiker at level 62 and we are back at the slaughterhouse here at dusk I'm gonna send this one over to the Lorne complex Lorne complex. Take it away Thank you. It's awfully weird talking to myself Talking to What are we Which Mike tastes like breast milk salty couldn't keep a straight face after that one They roast in a whole ass pig head behind Well, you must add a good night last night look at your back and that's already busted. All right No other way out, but this way for real for real How many tacos I've eaten in my day, I don't even know How many chalupas came this way? I Have no idea How many crunch wraps supreme? I've been in my belly me Next up is Burger King Have it your way with this whopper baby I Lazy what the fuck is that? What do I do with it? You unlock a door you empty-headed troglodyte Go go headphones for the scene. No, no do not do that to yourself Or I'll start doing the who again. I worked with a girl one time whose name was Megan Megan noise No, why s so I used to sing her name That is not very good it isn't Say it was I never claimed to be a good singer Only when I'm singing like my songs. Can I sing good? Can I sing goodly? It is a nightmare your voice is low. Uh-huh. Uh-huh sure Sure thing Mel Just because your name is Melody does not mean you can critique my singing I'm kidding The homie Mel is my homie Morphean princess first one out who saw that one coming sports fans. I sure as hell didn't oh my god Where is it all the way? Well is everybody? These are like high-level players He twilled the same shit I did fucking taco meat sucking Booty cheek grabber. Oh, that's my that's my wagon. You're cutting Boom Yeah, I know my health slow. I'm gonna take care of that. Wow. That didn't give me much health at all. Did it What just happened? Insta kill I pressed my button, but I wasn't leaning so I couldn't shoulder meet him. It wasn't like the first one No, I wasn't the first one. I got killed by the herpes g spot The herpes ridden g spot. How about them apples? Megan You're about to die No, you're about to get out, right Not even close. You have been sliced diced and done not so nice god damn You look like you just survived a saw trap though fuck We'll we'll finish watching this round and then we'll uh, then I'll take my break and we'll go for the last game of the night Well, not the last game, but we'll do the Oh the last hour of the night go About to say they're gonna see you anyways Wait, I thought how did they how did Anna survive? Y'all saw what I saw, right? She was getting cut the fuck up Yeah, she's running away from someone goomba con con is not very bright I can see yo yeast infection Oh, you are scary You are scared to death You ain't even Oh lord in your game lagging like a play Lagging like a windows nt download Oh con con might make it a little bit longer and she still has her Special ability that a lock something right away So there's another health kit over there go They saw you I promise you they saw you told you Oh, yeah, you big dad Oh, oh god I still can't watch these these are just wrong anyways Here we go Bye-bye face me. Bye-bye I'll be back in 15 minutes y'all mutation Y'all ever been digging in your belly button and find a quarter the back meat is back meatin kick in gummy Let's go Well, I have messages out to both ty and derrick. I have not heard from either one of them We bit concerned Let's try con con But your girl needs new threads We'll do chevrons kid the og Just low just lob for Dark synth waves couldn't read the rest of them I keep looking up and seeing lazy's 99 and thinking it says gg I keep wanting to say thank you with the gg The hicular mode of transportation was found in a culvert down by the hooters With a large chested woman in the backseat She was not harmed. We just thought that she would like to know That uh, she was there Somebody get murched. I forget how long it takes conny to do anything But she does have the quickest unlock game in the South I don't know. Oh, I did not just walk in on this motherfucker Did not just happen lots of jersey that did not just happen That did not just happen those y'all not looking at the screen. You just missed some epic gameplay victim noise Yep, I thought so wait. He's not even close to are you kidding me? Which has happened? How did he kill me so quickly with a full health bar? That was three hits in a stab What the fuck Bruh, um excuse me broad dong kills Oh, wait a second. I have another Another skill point When did I get another skill point? That was very weird It says I have One skill. Oh, I have to go this one first. Never mind never mind Never mind No, I didn't mean to do that What is it doing? What happened? She does have more skill points Y'all are quiet. What are y'all doing out there? Remember to unlock your tool kids keep on Watching baseball too But you know never mind you said the season is almost over post season. Is that what it is? Okay, so lazy. Let's see explain to me like I'm five. What exactly is a post season? in baseball Like they have so many games. They absolutely have to play so they just start playing even though they know There's nothing to win really it was too much to explain Don't worry about it. You can just send me a link on On discord like here's your explanation fool. Let's see here Let's do this one. We haven't done this one tonight. The back meat is back meeting Playoffs moving up brackets to win the championship This means more money. Okay. There are games after the regular season to determine which two teams play in the world series I I mean I I always thought the post season came after the world series That's just me not knowing shit about baseball Welcome back j rod. How you doing? How to kids how to? Last time I watched baseball would have been 2001 the last time I saw my dad It leads up to the world series. All right. Good kids are great. That's awesome Mine are doing good too. I'm so fucking proud of dan I mean the dude chatting down here I said I need tacos. The one guy said I need Connie for real Uh, the other ones I said I need tacos the other one says I need watermelon I said we should make a night of it Oh Oh Damn once again, sunny the one that gets marked at the beginning I time How could you break my heart? Oh Emo night with E Emo No, okay. I'm sorry. Damn her proficient. He her for proficient. He a shell vacanny her proficiently I hate the rangers and the dodgers Uh, my dad's team was the cubs and that man didn't give no fucks about anything but the cubs He didn't care about anybody else. In fact, if His favorite players went over to other teams. They were no longer his favorite players Yeah, the rainbow in the back pocket. Yeah, I noticed that uh, like second or third time I played it That happens with cubs fan. I I I've yeah, I realize this now Oh my god, that scared the balls of me. I am now a unit Holy shit. It smooth as a kendall down there The fuck Girl refill so you from the new york here. Hang on. I gotta read your other ones Oh, yeah, oh that guy's gonna hate me We got it third w of the night. Hell yeah, maybe derrick mid up with type cat fishing That woman was not cat fishing I'm sure she looked exactly like that because he had a Uh, he facetimed her but uh as far as it being some kind of scam. I'm sure I'm sure it is 100% There's no if and to bust about it. You can find the way out for us You would be absolutely epic in my in my mind But you're about to be incapacitated and when that happens you're just dead dead Go dog go Shit, maybe she was a murderer. Who knows? Maybe he did meet up with her and She killed his ass that would suck So donkeys right off the nuts what the donkeys right off the what you need to shut the hell up Who said I said Shut the fuck up Bleach is healthy Lord we got mega in the house Pumped storage That was my nickname in high school Why do they not know where you are? Also, they were all chasing him. That's why we got away Every six get the health. What do you do? Okay? I was about to say Damn Damn cuz is the most unlucky his motherfucker. I've ever seen in my life. Where are you going? Dude, you're going the wrong way Oh, no, he's not gonna make it guys He's not gonna make it. He'll be incapacitated before he gets there He's bleeding out fast as fuck. Yeah, exactly No, you're dead homie Homie you big oh you dead dead Oh, look at that. You're still dead. There you go Leland being lilin you 100% right That's the third w of the night that was nice guys And that was all skill too because me and that one person worked together to get out They did the car battery and I did the uh the gate All right, we got about 20 moment left others to hit stream right, you know How y'all feeling out there y'all feeling fresh and fine and clean and all that shit? Next match I want to play with these idiots again Welcome back to all country music all the time. I'm your host Waylon Bennings And I have been drinking way too much tonight With this next one coming up from the legend that is garth brooks. We have The dance take it away garth The dance we share Beneath the stars above Oh Prom to concert in the in the house, you know what they call me. E. Don't you? E. Harmony, baby Three two one. This will be the last round of the night We don't pay it long enough We don't seem enough for this game Quiet nugget Chickens get agitated get too close to comma Quiet nugget Flicks lighter and sways to e-sign Jayrod, I think you're I think you're pretty far behind you might want to scrub Large quantities of cyanide found between your cheeks Had a bag of it in your mouth stop being that get your mind out together I'm with a moronicle No Well, I got friends in the Places where the whiskey drown The beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay Hey I'm not big On social braces make a slip on down to the oasis. Oh, I got friends In the places It is the Taco Bell I do want Taco Bell though Wait, can I use that? Both of us are like no Well, I'm concentrating I never concentrated so goddamn hard in my life. I don't have a This ain't gonna work because I don't have a fucking lockpick Generator turned off. Okay, they're gonna be heading in that direction. I might have a chance Oh, we got it guys me and Leland got it. Holy shit I was not expecting that All right, let's watch Let's watch hot Illusions. Oh hot up Not illusion. All right, y'all That's it for tonight. Thank you all for joining me This was hella fun Nice long day of hanging out tomorrow. I'll see you guys at 5 p.m central standard time To watch the Texas chainsaw massacre free on tubie. I'll see you guys tomorrow night Jay rod lazy anyone else in here. Thanks for joining me and until