 Guys, what's up, unsportsmanlike conduct, Gab, Brie, we're here to talk about everything you guys want to hear about this week. Starting from the stupid, this team, this stupid, this team was useless. And then everything else in between. Brie, before we go into it, how was your weekend? What's up? What have you been up to? Tell everybody what's going on? My weekend was great. I spent at one of the most beautiful weddings I've ever been to. Lots of fun. And I got to wear pretty dresses all weekend, which was really fun and exciting. And I watched my Red Sox kick their ass. They were good. They were really good. Yeah, we literally got wrecked. Are we surprised? There's no apologies you need to say, because you know from the beginning, how did I talk about my team from the beginning? Yeah, no, no, no. You're right. You're right. They bamboozled and fooled us for a minute. I'm very impressed with the state of the Boston Red Sox right now. I know they lost last night, but like, who were they playing last night? See, I was not playing. My team also got fucking wrecked again. So they're playing Toronto this series. So it's actually a pretty important series. Toronto is only a half game back from out of second place right now. So it's a pretty important series. And obviously, there are players on the Boston Red Sox who are not playing in this series because it's in Canada. And in order to play in Canada, you must be vaccinated. Who are you playing? See, I don't keep up with like other teams besides the AL Central to know enough. So Jaren Duran, who is, has become the starting, one of these starting out fielders because Kike Hernandez has been on the IL and Tanner Hauke, who is a relief pitcher at this point, both of whom have said that they still are not vaccinated because they still feel like it's a personal choice, which is 100%. Yeah, I mean, like it can be. Sure. Like it's your choice, but you know the consequences of your choice. You know the consequences. They are both people who are young, one of which is one of the guys that like bounces between Worcester and the major team. Right. So it's like not only harming himself, but he's harming others around him. So you would think like maybe if you want to solidify your spot on the Major League roster, you would just get this done to get there. Yeah. But they both also have said that they are still doing their research, which at this point, where do we, where do we gather? That is my next question. At this point, what, what more needs to be done? It really doesn't even matter. You know, like there, it doesn't matter what anybody else says. They're just going to, it's just going to write. Got it. I just don't know. I just don't know what, what research are they doing? I want to know. Are they listening to like Joe Brogan? What's going on? Maybe they need to consult with the man who is in the spotlight at the moment, um, Dr. Kyrie Irving. Listen, speaking of just people who are too smart for their own good. Right. This guy is just like, we can, we can start with basketball. I mean, I started off with baseball, but we can get to them later. Yeah. We'll get, we have a whole summer to talk about baseball. Like let's, let's do this now. And that's, that's our, so here's the timeline. Let's get Kyrie, Kevin Arant, James Hardin. In my mind, I'm thinking sounds good, but also sounds terrible. Sounds like it could be the most chaotic thing. Right. Like it could either be really, really good if you guys, um, put your pride to the side. Yeah. Or it could be, um, the worst thing ever and it falls apart. And we were in self-sabotage mode for maybe months. I don't think we're out of it. I'm just, but they gave us like, you know, like when you're playing a baseball game and it's like the bottom of the ninth and there's two outs and like that, like the graphic is going up, up, up, like it's 90% chance your team is going to win. Like the wind meter or whatever. I think we're like two people on base, back into the favor of the nets. But like who's to say what could happen from there? I just can't believe, I, I'm shocked that this went the way that it went. It's a word I want to use. I don't even know it was shocked. It was like, like again, respect to Kyrie because he gave me a championship. However, idiot. Like it's just being an idiot. This is straight up dumbass. Like he's just being an idiot. Like, I like, he's so good at basketball. Oh, God, yeah. You're so good at basketball. You're so good. Like you could, you could have been the best point guard in the league. I just want to know what the hell happened because as of yesterday morning, their reports were that they are completely out of an impasse. Like there's no repair. He's not coming back. Then that's like granted him another shooter to explore like sign and trade options and stuff and then he's back. I, because he wants to fulfill his commitment to Kevin Durant. I had never, in a million years, thought I would hear the phrase fulfill his commitment related to Kyrie Irving. I never, based on his track record, I did not think it was possible. And I don't necessarily think, I don't necessarily think that this is going to be an okay thing. And I don't think it's part of me still doesn't think it's going to really happen. I don't think okay is the word that's going to describe what's going through. So I will say like as the hater to I am, like the hater I am to my core, if you're a Nets fan, I don't feel bad for you. Oh, I don't feel bad for them at all. Shit that they were talking. You were talking all kinds of crazy BS. Not like in my mind. I'm like, you have no idea what you're dealing with. You have no idea what you're dealing with. You literally have no idea what you're dealing with, especially last year, all the shit that they talked last year when the, you know, the Nets beat the Celtics in the playoffs and Kyrie stomped on the cartoon leprechaun on the court and whatever. And it's that one major Nets account that said the Nets broke the Celtics. First of all, the Celtics made it to the finals. So I don't know what you guys were talking about. Even at that time, that was a wild thing to say. That was a completely outlandish thing to say, because you look at the trade that sent KG and Paul Pierce to the Nets and the return that the Celtics got. They made pretty good choices with that return in draft capital and whatever. And I know they had, you know, some down years, but Jason Tatum was one of those guys. Like Jaylen Brown was one of the, like they, so the Celtics still won the trade. They're still that tweet out there that this guy hasn't deleted yet, which is, I guess, kind of, I kind of respect the move. I'm saying that the Celtic or the Nets won the trade and then the Nets broke the Celtics. And I'm, it popped up on my news feed last night on my timeline last night. And I was like, you know, I'm going to scroll past this and be the bigger person today. And then I remember we both, like realistically, both of us have won multiple Nets trades because we got Jared Allen, like it, like we got Jared Allen low key, like no one even noticed it. We literally stole Jared Allen from the Nets in the James Harden trade. That was crazy. James Harden, man. And Jared Allen was an All-Star. So I don't know if you guys remember that, but Jared Allen played in the All-Star game in Cleveland, Ohio as a player of the Cleveland Cavaliers who we acquired from the Brooklyn Nets, who James Harden no longer plays for. Here's what I, I guess I'm most interested in in this entire saga is if, and it still, to me, feels like a big if, if Kyrie does end up playing for the Nets this year, which it apparently he's going to, but I still personally don't believe it. What's going to happen with Ben Simmons? How does Ben Simmons fit into that equation? Is he going to play or are we going to play? Like I don't know. So I get it. We all make fun of Ben Simmons. Like it's like a big joke. Like Ben Simmons is a meme of the NBA, but realistically, he's not terrible. He can contribute. He's not terrible. He's going to contribute in some way. He's a very good player. Very good. He got out of his own head. He would be okay. However, Philly, Philly is not the place to be terrible at. Yeah. Like real quick, I went to this kickball thing over the weekend and there were two players on the Eagles and I said, what is the funniest moment that's happened to you on the football field? And we all know Jaylen Raker, you know, how he has been booed very many times. Oh yeah. I said, what's the funniest thing that's happened to you on the football field? And he goes, well, Philly likes to boo me. So once I'm there booing me and I had a big kickoff return while they booed me and that was the funniest things ever happened to me. I said, I said, I'm really sorry that they did that to you. Sorry, dude. So you can't be weak to playing Philly. I will say though, before, you know, this Kyrie news broke and there were all the rumors that this team and this team and this team were like destinations, possible destinations. One of them was the 76ers. Just for the sake of content alone, if he doesn't like Boston fans, oh my Lord, the second the 76ers fans realize what they are getting. Because I mean, anybody anybody would be excited for him to come to their team. I would be a fool to say otherwise. He's a very good basketball player. Yes. But then once like the ego gets in the way and the flat earth brain and all that stuff and maybe maybe he doesn't flat earth anymore. That's my theory though. I have a theory. Do yours and then I'll do mine. Do your thing and then I'll do well. I'm just saying I just especially with the fact that John Potorella is now in the Philadelphia Flyers head coach. He's a content gold mine. So is Kyrie. Them in the same city. Just every other day, it would have been something and it would just would have been beautiful and perfect and everything somebody in the sports media world would have wanted and I would have had an absolute field day with it. So I'm kind of upset. It would have been very from our test Detroit Pistons. It would have been beautiful. Fight the crowd. Yeah. It would have loved it. So what I was saying what was I going to say? I don't even know what I was going to say. I don't know. Oh, a flat earth. I said he was a flat earth or still. Oh, there we go. Okay. So he's not flat earth. He's not flat earth anymore. A couple of years ago. So I think this is where his downfall went. You know, people say what you're like craziest sports conspiracy. Yeah. So it's not true at all. But I think Kyrie Irving went downhill when NASA invited him to their little headquarters to show him that the earth is round and he went to NASA. And when he left NASA, he left the calves. When he left the calves, he went to you and when he left when he went to you, he left you and then it's just been downhill ever since he found out the earth is round. Hmm. So one time on the calves, like Instagram, I commented flat earth Kyrie with like a greater than sign. I had like 800 likes. What I want to know is how do you so bring back flat earth? So quickly. How do you how do you go around telling everybody that the earth is flat and believe that NASA, you know, they show the facts. They showed them the information. They showed it off. If I'm at that point in my life or like to not be good at basketball, maybe NASA broke Kyrie. If I'm like, if I believe, if I believe something so hard to the point where like, I'm throwing away any type of logic to the point where the national aeronautical space, whatever the hell NASA stands for it tells me to come in so they can teach me. I'm still going to say no, man, like I'm out like, thanks for the tour, the field trip, whatever, but yeah, that's like me. Me this week, like probably you also like the mansplaining is not going to change my mind. So it's like no matter what you say, my mind's made up. Well, I had somebody yesterday. The Bruins extended their GM who is just not a good guy. And I very, very sarcastically replied to the tweet of the announcement and just straight up said why. And somebody explained to me like I had, I just straight up why. Okay. Someone explained to me like I had zero idea of what was going on. And I to their credit, I don't believe that they followed me. So they probably don't understand like that I was being extremely sarcastic and whatever. But you weren't asking them. I wasn't asking them. You were asking, but you weren't asking. No, right? No, but I will say whoever this person was, the way that they explained it was just as snarky and like they hate, they hate the move too. So I'm not really mad at the fact that they replied and explained it to me. But man, that's funny. I wasn't really asking, you know, you weren't really asking, you were asking, but you were not asking like that's just every day. Like sometimes I post something and there's no need for you to reply. Like I already know the answer. Yeah, you just don't need to. There needs to be a feature on Twitter that no man can reply. Oh, well, yeah, that I mean that too. That'd be great every now and then. But when you're asking like a rhetorical question or whatever, just the font or like it flags it, like not actually asking. Yeah, like this is rhetorical. Do not reply. I do not care what you have to say. Right. That's cool. I'm doing. Yeah, like I really just don't care. There's a lot of things that do that and then they just have to pipe up for no reason or you don't even ask. Also, speaking of men and work since we're kind of cracking on them. Have you gotten like an influx of dick pics lately? Ah, okay. Because I have and I don't know what's going on. Listen, I get what you're saying about the dick pics, but remember what I just told you before? Yeah, I just, I don't know what's going on. It's like every other message. I just keep that to myself. Tell us who cares. It's summertime. We already said we're going to go off the rails this summer. So what happened if anybody is out here listening, close your ears. If you're my mom, mom, it's not my own doing. Sorry, I don't know what happened. So I get a text. So you can either get like, if there's a package that comes to your apartment, there's like a space like a locker that you can put in a code to pick it up. But sometimes they're filled. So they have a mail room. So at a text that said, you have a package in the mail room, you need to come pick it up when you're filled. So here's me walking home from the Cleveland Guardians win, which hasn't happened in days. So having a good time, eat it home. And I go, I'm like, I have a package. Can I please pick it up? I get it. And on it just says my name. It says nothing else. It literally just has my name and my address. I'm like, hmm, this is interesting. What's in it? Take it up to my apartment. Open up the package. I open up the package. And it's like this like long package. I think it's like a fucking candle. I think it's a candle. And I open it up and I pull it out of the package. And guys, it's not a candle. It's a dick. It's a fucking like, did you watch the Brie? I'm sorry, this might give you PTSD, but did you guys watch the bills in the Patriots? Did you see what they threw on? Have you watched any Patriots Bills game up in Buffalo in the last 10 years? Yeah. So whatever they do to that field was, it's on my counter. It's purple. It's on my counter and it's purple. And like, I don't know who has my address to send me that, but I don't know why you sent me that. And there's no note. There's nothing. Yeah, has my name on it. And my name is spelled with one B, not two. So you must not know me very well. That's a really bold thing to send somebody without any no context card note, not even turn it around. Like, not even have fun. Nothing. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, it's so strange. Who's who the hell did this? Who did this? I don't have an influx of photos. I don't. I've gotten I've gotten a few videos over the past month. Do you ever get videos? Oh, yeah. Yeah, like I don't I don't want to see motion like a photo is enough. I don't want to see any of it if we're being completely honest. I don't want to see any of it but as soon as it moves too far. Yeah. I don't. I don't fellas. Why? Why do you guys do that? Right? Like, why do you think that maybe like, Hey, maybe if I do this, this woman would want to like date me in reality. It's just a hard no. And guys correct me if I'm wrong here because the majority of our audience, especially the regulars are males. So right, correct me if I'm wrong. But you don't do ladies go around and just randomly send you see I posted I posted a tweet like that a long time ago and I said, men, be completely honest. Do women send you weird ass kink dm's? Like you guys send us and they're like, No, honestly, I've really never had a woman like what kind of chromosome like on your chromosome line of genes like where is this falling into that says, let's send women weird stuff. Which one is it? Because I just don't be eradicated from society. Well, like I said, correct me if I'm wrong. Like if there's ladies out there that just randomly send pictures, there's probably some crazy ones. But there's far less than men. Only bots. Yeah. Okay. So I'll like, I'll send a photo of my feet to a man if you're going to pay me. Sure. Like that guy that replied to you. Yeah. Hey, right. Like that's fine. He asked you, he did you see the reply tweet that he was going to pay you. He was going to pay you 70 bucks for you to send him a picture of my feet. How does that work? And I said a hundred. He said they only have $75 and I said, I don't want your money. Please keep it. Please keep your $75. Where the hell's my cut in all of this? Right. But I was like, just please, please keep your 75 if that's all you have. God, I feel I really, I really truly do feel bad, but it's just another, it's just another day. It's just so strange. Does the society is just so strange. We're just living in odd times. It's like, it's, it's, we're in a simulation. It can't be real right now. I know everything that happens is just not, I don't know. I don't know what to say. Like Russell Westbrook, going back to the Lakers, not real. But if I was speaking of, speaking of him, him and Kyrie, I need him and Kyrie and Stephen A and skip to do like a tag team cage match kind of thing right now because the way the hunger games, the way they're all going at each other. Do you see what Kyrie tweeted at Stephen A? What's Stephen A tweeted back? No, I'm trying to not cause so Kyrie tweeted at Stephen A like, what did he say? I'm sure because he said something on first take or whatever, but he said something like I've never met a man in like his fifties or fifties or older who was on, who acts the way that you do or whatever. Have you ever met Skip Bayless? No Kyrie. He's talking to Stephen A right now. Right. But like I'm just saying, he said he's never. And I said, what about that guy? Oh yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And uh, whatever. So, and then Kyrie gets his dad and his uncle involved about like how they might understand and like they'll meet him. They'll meet Stephen A anytime anywhere. So we're doing a like a Joker thing, like more like things. Right. We're doing a little brother meetup. So Stephen A replied and obviously he's like, Oh, you got it twisted. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like I have nothing but respect for your uncle, but like you and your father or I don't know. I can't remember verbatim, but he naturally offers Kyrie to do something in the public eye. And the whole thing is just why, why are we doing this? Kyrie, like pick your battles, choose your battles wisely. I don't understand who in your circle is telling you that this is an okay thing to do. And like, I don't, I just don't understand because he has brought all of this upon himself, all of the reason, all of the, um, what's the word I'm looking for right now? All like the reputation that he has because of the things he's done, especially in Boston, are the reason why people feel a little negatively towards him. And that's why people a thousand percent were on the Kyrie's leaving the Nets boat. And you know, if it happened in the past, why isn't it going to happen again? You've already shown this team, this team, this team, why you're unreliable and you were this close to doing it again. And then people have opinions, especially people in the media whose job it is to do to talk about what you're doing. And you act like they're irrelevant, but they're still going to be there no matter what you do and choose. And then skip calling Russell Westbrook, Westbrook, but that's like, that's not a new thing. Like it's harmless. He says, he says Lebrick every get, like after every game, like it's just like, to me, like skip Bayless, I know who he is and I know what he does and like he, I think he's kind of funny. Yeah, he knows, like he, um, posts his stuff about LeBron every game. Like LeBron knows that like he probably really does respect LeBron. Yeah. But he also respects his career in his show and he's going to listen. I respect LeBron and I talk shit about him 24 seven. If I could, like I do not like him. I respect him. I think he's one of the best players to ever play basketball, but I don't like him. So if I have a negative opinion about him, I'm going to voice it, but that doesn't mean I don't respect him. So like that's, that's kind of something that I think these players kind of don't understand. It's like, that's these people's jobs is to talk about all this stuff. And West brick really in the grand scheme of things is not that bad. It's not, not true. That's given the season that he had. You were breaking some shots. You, I do like, I do like Russell Westbrook. You almost looked up inside it. I do like him. I like him. I think he's a great guy. He's funny. He has good content, a great family man, cute little fashion sense is on point in my opinion is way better than John Wall. So I don't know what everybody the fuck is also them saying that today. Clippers John wall to the clippers. I mean, like, is Kauai going to play as Paul George going to play? I feel like that's like a couple of years too late though. Like if you were to make that move, like I saw the tweet at 2am when they said Kauai to the clippers and said, Oh no, not my man LeBron. They're not going to do him like that. And guess what they didn't do? Do him like that. So I don't know. I don't clippers stock is out. I'm out with the clippers. I saw it was it today that I saw something that it was a graphic that says when healthy, the clippers are the best team in the NBA. They need to shut them again. Shut up. What year are we living in? That's like when healthy, the calves are the best team in the NBA that holds the same weight at this point. When Jason Tatum doesn't turn the ball over, he's the greatest player in the finals. We can do this game for anybody and they can be the best whatever. It's just another day. It's just another day. And it's the field that we chose to work in. The hyperbole is just insane. But it's so funny. Every day. Shut up. Russell Westbrook, they'll forget in a bag. He showed up to work today. How much? How much? I don't know. There's a seven in there. It's 47, 37. I don't know how many million, but there's a lot of million in front of the seven, three, four. I don't know which number it is. That's interesting. Doesn't matter which one it is, way more than I have. So I would show up to work singing Beyonce too. Yeah, good. I saw that video. It was a good video. Right. I appreciate that. I would show up to work singing that Beyonce song too. He's probably friends with Beyonce. He's been in the same room with Beyonce probably multiple times. So I would love to be friends with Beyonce. She intimidates me. I would probably cry. She would say hi to me and I'd start crying. Oh yeah. In her velvety voice, I would be like, hi. And then I don't even know if I actually would be able to say anything back. I think I'd be too stunned to speak. Yeah, me too. Oh, the Blue Jays are winning already. Screw them. Screw Toronto, screw the Blue Jays. Bottom of the first. Well, screw them. And screw the Yankees. You're Yankees fan. I'm sorry. Please take it personal. No, take it personal. It's forever fuck the Yankees on the show. Sorry. Right, because they have harmed both of our feelings, yours way more than me, but still I'm with it. Those jerks. But yeah, so the draft happened. The draft was underwhelming. I didn't pay attention to the second of the draft. Thankfully, my boyfriend's friends planned every event for their wedding the day before the actual wedding, like all the rehearsal events to the point where I didn't have to pay attention to the NBA draft because I don't know if there's something I care about less in the wide world than the NBA draft. After pick three doesn't really do anything for me. The only reason I watched the Tatum draft is because there was all the talk about Markelle Foltz and that was the big draft, but other than that, I honestly don't think I've watched one after that or even before that. So I'm very glad that I was unavailable. But it's not like the NFL draft. The NFL draft you can watch it for rounds. Yeah, right. But NBA. That's a spectacle. That's a big event in and of itself. Yeah, top five is it. So I just think it's so interesting that Paulo Bancaro's to go number one were what they were two days before the draft skyrocketed to, I think, what was it? Plus 300 plus something around there. Like I don't understand. Like they want to know picks. I hate how they leak the picks. I want to know who knew what two days before the draft and that's the reason why that this happened because and then you put out some false information. Well, I've seen a lot of people going at Woj recently as they should. What's what's his deal? I thought he was I think both of them. Both of them are kind of low-key been slacking annoying. It drives me nuts. Like leaking the picks is not very fun. I hate that you want to be first. I get it. Like if that was my job, I probably would want to be first also. Yeah. But still it's just not very fun for us. It's not. It's not fun for anybody. It's on the TV. It's not fun for anybody. And it's like that drives me. That's about the NFL draft when you have people, you know, tweeting out the picks before they even happen and right. Just it's annoying. And like you said, it's their job to be first. And yeah, like I've done my job and also do it. But I also like the excitement of just watching and enjoying. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. If you're going to make it this whole televised event and whatever, if I were the directors of whatever network was hosting and everything like that. And then all the work that goes into producing and all this nonsense, I would be so pissed at these guys. Like we did all this hard work for what? For you to spoil it? For nobody to actually watch and be like stunned when they find out? Like what the hell's the point? Yeah. And then I don't, I don't know. Neither of our teams had anything significant. So it doesn't even. Yeah. I mean, we had the 14th pick. We picked a man who is 22. He's very good. But I think like he's at his peak almost. We picked a man that's 22 years old. He's older than three of the players that are currently on our team that start. So crazy. Older. No, I think he's younger than Darius Garland, but like by like two months older than Evan Mobley, older than Isaac Acuro. A very nice looking man. I will say like the simps. I'm not even kidding. We have acquired so many fans. Just because of him. Yeah. Like he has, he's like Simp Nation. They love that. Comments like all over the stuff. And we're like, sure, join, join, join. Please take it where you can get it. Please join our fandom. Yeah. The Celtics didn't, they only have one pick. And it was what pick like 40, 46 or something like that. Like I watched that also. I watched that in a bar at like almost 1am. And I know it's the kid from Alabama that's got the crazy hair. But other than that, I don't know. We have one of those calling Texton. Yeah. I don't know anything. I don't know anything about him. But I saw a lot of people say that it was like a low risk, high reward kind of like type of pick. So if that's the truth, I'll take it. It's fine with me. Yeah. Like any second. This is the extent of my knowledge here. I just don't believe anything that you tell me. Yeah. With the second round pick, I'm like, what are you going to do with them? Put them on the early team. Okay. We drafted Evan Mobley's brother. That was kind of cool. I saw that. That's very cool. And I think it was just like, let's keep Evan happy in Cleveland. Sure. Because his brother didn't work out with any team at all. Like he worked out with none. Oh, interesting. And they had like a whole party set up. And I think like the people like working it kind of like fucked it up a little bit because like I swear. I swear. Because like I don't think you would want this on like a public platform but USC hoops posted like everybody was posting it. He gets drafted and like the lady was carrying shots and like hands and one right when he gets picked and everybody else around him is taking shots. I think Evan was taking a shot too. I don't know. How old is he? 19? No, no, he's old. Evan, he's like 22. Oh, is he really? Oh, okay. Yeah, he's old. Okay. But I think Evan had one in the back. But like who's to say? It was probably Apple juice. Sure it is. Right. It was probably some juice in the bag. Like he would never take a real shot of alcohol. Never. Yeah. So neither would I. Never would he ever. Yeah, I would never take a shot. Never in my life. Never. Oh man. What else? Uh, what's going on in uh. No way. Brownsville. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We got to do it. We do it every week. We just get it out of the way. I know but like this. No, no, this is elevated. Like you know how you see the girls on the bars? Like let's say we're in Nashville, Tennessee and we're at Coyote. Emily and I'm on the bar screaming some white women songs. Yeah, that's like where we're at right now. Yeah, things are uh, things are starting to get interesting. Lots of things being said. Things are happening. So Deshaun Watson that that he's meeting with, I don't know who he's meeting with what he's doing. He's meeting with somebody to talk about his state and future of the NFL. Like the disciplinary likely council or something like that. Right. And like that's the least of my concern because I just, I just that whole thing. Not that I don't care. I just hate it. It's at the point where like, why are we still talking about this? Something should have already been done about this. I get it. I get what you mean. Do it. Like it's not that I don't care. I very much do care about the issues that are going on. But like, who am I to say anything about it? Because of what impact do we have? Yeah, none. It's like the people that are saying, do you really want to watch Jacobi Berset play 17 weeks? Uh, no, probably not. Don't want to, but what say do I have? None. Like it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So where are we at in Cleveland, Browns? Baker Mayfield update of the week is Baker Mayfield had a football camp in Oklahoma today and at this football camp, he met with the media. He met with the media. I might have been Texas. I'm probably lying. Either way, either way makes a lot of sense today. He met with the media today. And do you want me to read you what he said to the media? Go ahead. Because when I read it, I laughed out loud. Like the guy posted the first tweet and he did a shitty job. No offense to this man, but like he bamboozled us and like lied to us at first. Okay. I asked Baker Mayfield if there was any chance for a reconciliation with the Browns, if they were without their quarterback this season. He said the Browns would have to reach out to start that process. Mayfield said he has moved on. So like that's saying Baker Mayfield still saying he has a chance in that tweet. Right. Like he's saying he, what if they reach that? I could see that taking that away from that. Yeah, sure. But then he went back and posted a second one and the second one said, and this is the actual like quotes and you should have posted this first, but like I appreciate him giving us all this information. No, I think for that to happen, there would have to be some sort of reaching out. We're ready to move on. I think on both sides. So anybody saying that the best bet for Baker Mayfield is to play for the Browns? Sure. That sounds like the best bet for him, but that bet is not very likely. Like it's just not, it's not going to happen. Yeah, I think if I were to have only seen the first tweet, I would have been in the same mindset as you were like, oh, okay. So it's not totally out going. Like on him, he's like saying, I have consideration. I would do, I would put my pride to the side and if they, yeah, yeah. If I had only seen that tweet, like, yeah, I probably would have thought the same. But then this one, he said, no, period. He said, no, he literally says no. The flat out no is more than enough. But then he said, we're both ready to move on. And there's people from Oklahoma. They're like, well, he didn't say no. I said, did you miss the like the no at the beginning? He literally, that's literally the first word of this quote. Part of the sentence. It's the first thing. Oh my God. So like, we just. Those fans, those fans, it's Baker Mayfield. Like you couldn't have picked anybody else to go super psycho over. You can't, you can't do this about Kyler. Like at least he stands up for women's rights. Yeah, well that, yeah. Lesson. Those of you who have been very quiet about this whole rover suede situation, speaking about athletes who are, you know, very vocal about other things. Your silence is very, very loud. Notes have been taken. Notes have been taken. You could have even done the bare minimum like Joe Burrow and posted that Instagram quote. Oh God. See, like that's another thing I want to dive into. And I think it's a little mess up to do, but like I will. Oh, we'll talk about it. I mean, we're both women. We both have opinions on this shit. No, no, no, like I respect Joe Burrow. I really appreciate him posting that. It's not, it's not a Joe Burrow thing. Like I think Joe Burrow is good at football. I think everything that happens outside of football is not his doing. I think it's everybody else. But there have been multiple people that have been very outspoken about the situation and have posts about it. And they, like nobody talks about it. Like Kyler did it. There's many other players on the NFL that continue to do that. Like NBA. But Damien Harris, Damien Harris is about as vocal as anybody I've seen. He really is. He really is. But for some reason Joe Burrow is the only person they talk about posting it. Which again, is very helpful because more people need to see it. I'll come out, I'll come right out and say it. Joe Burrow is the flashy, fancy white boy quarterback that everybody's got to crush on. And that's why everybody does that. Right. It's just like, it just, I appreciate Joe Burrow doing it. But the people that are like under it doing. Yeah. No, listen, I like, I appreciate every single man that has voiced. For sure. Their continued and support. It does. I think all of this, especially those in the sports world, because sometimes as women, we look at sports and we're like, Oh yeah, do they really care about us as women? But we also need to remember like there are other people besides like just the big flashy names that you see all the time. Like yeah, Joe Burrow is a great guy for doing this. For sure. I love that he, you know, feels this way about the situation and everything, but like he is not the only one. So let's not just like glorify him. Let's look at the broad spectrum of everybody in the sports world, be it coaches, GS, whatever. He's doing it to amplify the rights of people that are being suppressed, not for you to amplify him. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Let's like kind of. Amplify those who are not as black as he is. Realize like what we're actually doing here, like what that point of this is because. Whether you make a field will not do that. That's why I'm getting a little bit of a do that. He would post the Austin police. Yeah. That's where we're getting with this. He it's a it's a whole, it's a whole mess. So, uh, great. Um, next part of the Baker Mayfield talk that I want to say is there, there's litter, there's people that are saying, and I just don't, I don't know how they're saying this. That he could play for the Browns. It's not, no, no chance. Like it's absolutely like Johnny Mitchell has a more chance to play for the Cleveland Browns and Baker Mayfield. Like there's so many people that have more chance to play. I have a higher chance. I think I have a higher chance to suit up for the Cleveland Browns than that man. Like he's out. He's not coming back. That's how you know we are in a really bad spot. If we are bringing back Johnny Mansell. I mean, seriously. I know. Like Josh Dawgs will have games before Baker Mayfield. This is not good. Well, again, I've said it for how many weeks straight. If he does not have a team by now, he's never going to. Right. It's just, it's a backup. It's backup time. It's backup season. Like the Panthers are your Panthers Seahawks. Are you guys going to do it or are you just going to keep talking? Somebody said they were going to extend him. Speaking of going back to our last segment, somebody just replied to my show promo tweet and said, why is everybody at Kyrie, but nobody's talking about Ben Simmons? At least Kyrie took the floor. Ben Simmons has more colors. Well, Ben Simmons is like shining on it. Okay. First of all, sir, tell me you don't watch the show without telling me you don't watch the show because we should on Ben Simmons more than anybody. I feel like we talk about both very equally. Kyrie is just one in the news right now. He's just loud. He just talks a little bit more. And like, I get it. We all want to talk sometimes. Ben Simmons just doesn't want to talk right now. That just, that drives me nuts. Like if you're not going to watch the show. Why comment? Shut up. Don't say nothing. Right. Why comment? Why even speak? Why use that freedom to do that? Yeah. At least you guys have that freedom. We're running out. We're running out of things. We're running on E and gas is expensive guys. Yeah, for real. Listen, ladies. I think we all collectively need to take a shot because this has been a week. You want me to open this fucking Miklo Baltra? No. Those are show beers. Those are for show. We can't open that. This has been a week. What else? The Colorado Avalanche. I was going to go to watch some more. Oh, I don't know. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yes. Let's do something fun. We just talked about Rovers Wade. Let's talk about something fun. Let's do something fun. Before we get into that nonsense. Colorado Avalanche, congratulations. This team is one of the most exciting hockey teams. I almost said football. Jesus Christ. Same thing. They were rolling around on the ground. One of the most exciting hockey teams I have seen. I watched a whole series. I watched every single game. They're so fun, right? Yeah. It was a really good time. They're just, they're so fast and they're so exciting. They are fast. And they score goals. The best part about it is they did it to Tampa Bay. And they're not three Pete champions. And Pat Maroon has not won his fourth in a row. And it just, to my cold, depressed, hockey heart right now. This makes me very, very happy. I feel joy in this. My team did not win, but the team that I do not like and the man that I do not like also did not win. So it's like a mini win for me. So I feel very good about this. This team is very exciting. And I do not think this is like their one chance. I think that they're able to do this again because of the majority of the team is fairly young. And you got Nathan McKinnon on this team. Like, my God, this, he's nuts. And then Kale McCar. I feel like we have not as just sports people as a whole are not like focusing on Kale McCar and how unbelievable he is. He's the first guy I believe in 20 years. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong with these years. But I believe since 2000, I want to say 2001, to win the cons might, which is MVP of the finals and whatever, and the Norse trophy, which is the award for best defenseman. First guy to do it since I believe 01. Again, somebody correct me if I'm wrong. And then before that, it was Bobby Orr in 1972, maybe. Like this is, he's nuts. This kid's nuts. And he's like 20 something. How old is he? If that, I want to say he's like 22. Because I don't think he's been out of school for that long. Let me just look it up real quick. He is 23. Okay, he's 23. 23. Yeah, pretty young. Younger than us. Younger than us. More accomplished than us. Clearly. It's nuts. That is like a pretty unbelievable accomplishment. Yep, UMass is Kale McCar. Hockey East put on is showing. So it's just really exciting. And I'm really happy, especially for Nasim Qadri for winning this cup after the years that he was with Toronto. And we all know Toronto has not done anything for my father. And then all the shit he had to deal with this year, especially in these playoffs with Jordan Bennington and the stuff from the St. Louis fans and everything like that. So it's just really like a feel good story for him. And what else? I think that's all I have to say. They're exciting. I love them. They're so fun. Shout out. Congrats on the one. I hope you guys celebrated really hard. I know hockey celebrates like no other. We talked about that one. Yeah. And yeah. What would you do with the Stanley Cup if you had it? I don't know what I would do. Well, so there, I don't know what I would do either because there are rules like a thing. But like, let's say there's no rules. There's no rules. What would you do? Oh my God. I would eat the biggest. I believe that this is allowed, but I would eat the biggest bowl of pasta out of that thing. Sounds kind of fire. Yeah. Just like gorge myself. And then once that was done, I clean it out and then I put. Make a big like a fish bowl. Just a full bottle of red wine and drink it out of red wine. Drink it out of it. I was going to go to Kila and I'd put some like floating rubber ducks in there. Some big ash straws. We'll have some sunglasses. We'll sit by like Erie with the sunset. And that's what I would do. I would stay on Lake Erie with the big straw long enough to reach me in my chair that I don't have to get up. There you go. Listen, if there's ever a time that I have the Stanley cup for a day, I'll invite you over. We'll make some dinner. We'll make some pasta. We'll have some drinks. Rob can clean it out. Yeah. And then we'll throw some alcohol in there. There you go. There you go. So, uh, yeah, whoever's in charge of the cup. Whoever's in charge of the cup. Send it my way. No, I know like this. I know I say some crazy ass stories every single week. I literally know somebody that is in the family that takes care of it. Really? Yeah. And they said like when it's on vacation, they'll take it to like their home. It'll be in their bed. Like it'll be just, yeah, I swear. Yeah. That? Well, no, because there are, there's a lot of like rules and regulations that go into preserving the Stanley Cup when it's not, you know, being passed around on the team that just won. It's crazy. That thing has been around for, well, like over a hundred years at this point. Like it's, it's old. So like you saw, did you see the tweet where they're like, what's the best trophy in sports? You see that one? Yeah. Yeah. A thousand percent is the cup. And everybody was yelling. They're like, where's the World Cup? Where's the World Cup? I'm like, I didn't make the graphic. I don't know where it is. Please don't yell at me. Okay. But also, yeah, the World Cup is awesome as. Right. But you can't drink alcohol out of it. As somebody whose country has won the World Cup in the last 20 years. It's really cool. It's a cool thing. But the Stanley Cup is so much cooler. Right. I said it would come down. I said it would come down to the, because like these are the options. I said it would come down to the Stanley Cup in the WWE belt. And I said, WWE belt holds some weight because when you win, the Super Bowl, you win a World Series. You win something like that. They all wear it. And I think it's so fucking sick. Like Kevin Love will wear it. Travis Kelsey had it on. Like, I don't know. Right. It's just something. I just can't get past the fact that like the WWE. It's fake. It's fake. Right. So it's technically not a real trophy in my opinion. Well, like, yeah, I could, I could see it. I know a lot of grown people that are very, very into the WWE. And they wear that stuff. It's just for fun. Yeah. To a point where I think it's a little odd, but I won't get into that. I won't hurt anybody's feelings with that opinion. Right. Like it's cool. Whenever you guys, whenever you guys want to watch. I mean, Pat goes there and he has a good time. Yeah. Well, he's like a full on character though at this point. Right. He gets into it and everything. So my question is like, if someone asks you to like be in that, like what point do you say, yeah, sure, I'll lose. Because you have to, you know, like it's all fake. Yeah, right. Like when they say, well, you have to lose. And what if I say, no, I don't want to. What are they going to pick somebody else? I fumble in the bag at this point, I guess. Right. But like, what if I want to win? I know McMahon is throwing out tons of money to get those big name people involved. That piece of garbage that guy is just a lot of shitty men on the show today. Him or Mr. Roger Goodell? Oh, definitely McMahon. Just for the sake of the sake of we don't know if Roger Goodell has a checkered past like legally and stuff. Okay. Yeah, the McMahon stuff's not great. Not great. Are any of them good? No, probably not. No, they're not good. I don't think so. Yeah, no, they're not good. None of them are good. There we go. Now back to not great men. What's going on with the Sean Watson? Okay, so I don't, I don't really know if he ties into this at all. Like it is about him. It is very much about him, but I don't think that these go against him any more than they already have. So I'm not understanding how this works. The man that was the lawyer of the women, which to these women, like I am very sorry that this man is representing you. Okay. So I'm glad I'm not the only one that had that opinion because isn't yeah, it didn't something come out that he like was kind of like sleazy and not. He is sleazy and he's a clown show. He's a clown monster clown show and I very much. Yeah, I feel bad for the women. If like that wasn't accurate. No, he is everybody. I think everybody fully agrees that he is a clown show. Yeah, that's the general agrees that like we feel bad. So he is now suing the Texans. Like they're going, they're going to sue the Texans. Correct. And what, what happens then? Like what do you do? Suspend them for games? I would imagine like the suspension probably goes to the Sean. I would imagine that they would get fined a ton. Potentially like sanction like picks getting taken away and stuff like six lawsuits against them. Which I think supposedly, which is fair. Yeah, definitely enabled the behavior that was 1000, 1000% were complicit. Right. But the next thing I don't understand, the next point I don't understand is he is the neighbor of the owner. Oh, well, that's interesting. Right. That gets, it gets a little, it gets a little interesting that the Busby guy is. Yeah, their neighbors. Yeah. So that's why it was interesting before and now it's even more. I did not know that that is, that's interesting. I'm not suing your neighbor. Right. Like imagine like trying to help your neighbor and then suing your neighbor and I just. Yeah. Well, no, imagine just like suing your neighbor for like a cross property line, like a fence on a cross property line. But imagine then suing your neighbor for something as massive and gross as this. Like, it's just not good. Yeah. What an awkward situation. Right. Like the NFL is just not. Oh, it's just not it. This is not a fun place. Just every time you think the NFL could finally figure it out and get it together, it's like. They're never, they're never going to get it together. We need more women in charge. Yeah. And then when they do get in charge, did you see when, did we talk about this last week when we hired like our assistant GM? I don't think so. Yeah. So like there's this woman that's been working under Andrew Berry for a few years. She's like, when he was with the Eagles, like they were together. Yep. Working. She was working with the Browns. He hired her as assistant GM. It's been in the talks for a while. Okay. They hired her and instead of congratulating this woman, they said it's a PR stunt. The fan said some of the fans. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like not even just fans, just like everybody. Yeah. And I said, yeah, naturally she's a woman. Why would she be, you know, have the capacity to do something like this? Of course. Yeah. It's just a PR stunt. That's what they're going to say. Yeah. So shut the hell up, everybody. Like I don't understand. We are in 2022 and it truly, especially now feels like we're back in like 1950 when it comes to all of this shit. And like, I know we like the Browns, they have a terrible look clearly. I mean, they're just a terrible organization from year after year of year, everything. But I will say that they are very diverse in their hiring and they have multiple women on their staff already. So it wasn't anything like, is it groundbreaking? Yes. But it wasn't like, wow, they just did that to do that. It was very disrespectful. But again, not surprised. It's just, it's just a lot. It's exhausting having to like, no, a multimillion dollar organization is not going to hire a woman as a PR stunt. That would be a completely irresponsible allocation of responsibility, funds, everything like that. Like, she very obviously is qualified. Right. She's probably overqualified. She's overqualified. Compared to other men that are in the same position as she is. You know how many women are overqualified that don't get the jobs because they don't want to? Like, uh, like to be qualified, she has to be overqualified to get the position that other people can attain. But that's a story for another day. I just, I know we said this last week, but I'm going to say it again. Men, can we just for once, just just let us have something? Just not. Just one day of peace. One day is all, is all we ask. I really, I really want to say the tweet that I said, but I don't know. It's just not really sports appropriate. Oh, we might get in trouble for that one. Right. I just said men want to be pregnant so bad. Listen, go ahead. Because my tweet, my, I literally just said men on the internet act like they want to be pregnant so bad. And have you ever watched someone give birth? Have you ever like physically watched a being come out of somebody? It's not great. You don't want that to happen. It's like you'll rip the threads. Also men cry when they have the common cold. Imagine periods. No. They wouldn't, they would not survive. It's not for you guys. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You guys all opinions on women's bodies. Go ahead. Until you start. Take some of the shit we have to deal with. Because once you deal with that, you will change your turn so fast. Right. So fast. I'm trying to make a joke out of all of it, but it's hard. Oh, man. This is hard. I don't have any, I don't have any more football, but I do have baseball to talk about. Um, my baseball team is bad. My baseball team is bad. Your baseball team is good. Mine is bad. Hey, I. I'm happy for you guys because like screw the Yankees and screw the Blue Jays and I want you guys to beat them. Well, we're still, we're still like 11 games back from the Yankees. I don't know if they're ever going to fall. I don't know. I have like, I have like a beef with, I have beef with Yankees fans. I don't think they have the beef with me, but I have the beef with them because they like to like, you know, Yankees have a lot of like bandwagon fans that aren't real fans that don't really watch baseball or other things. And they talk about like, Oh, baseball is not a dying sport. Have you ever been to Yankees game? Like you guys are just like a whole other thing. Like you don't understand how it is with a market where you don't have like a million people living in your city. Let me just chime in on that because as somebody who grew up a 45 minute train ride away from Yankee stadium, I've been to my fair share of games at Yankee stadium. And that place is a mausoleum. You walk in there and you feel like you're being disrespectful for talking loud. It's just gray. It's gray and cold and that navy blue is everywhere. There's nothing lively about it. And then they have the memorial park or whatever the hell they call it in the, you know, center field area. And it's just a bunch of dead guys, a little boring, just history and dead guys throughout that entire place. Yankee and I use those World Series to, you know, Yankee stadium. Stinks. I will die on that hill. Nothing about a game there is fun. Realistically, like other teams could use a little bit more of what they're doing, but why do you guys have to gatekeep like that? Why can't you want everybody to have fun? Could be jerks somewhere else. Right. Like everybody, I want everybody to have a good time. You guys are like screw you guys. We're having fun. Nobody else. Yeah, I will say though, it looks like they've added new concessions. One of which being a cannoli milkshake that looks very good. That sounds kind of fire. That sounds fire. And I will, to their credit, say that they have the best chicken tenders at a ballpark that I've ever had. And if you got the big bucket that's got like it's got like 20 tenders and just a bucket of fries, it's worth it. We're all now see that one likes. Okay, so here's what the texts are saying. Everyone's roasting the Yankees. And then it goes Minnesota Twins score to run. Why'd they have to do that? Rude. Yeah, like that was very rude. Just let us have this. It was a little bit. I guess that's one second of peace. Never, never, never, never, never. But man, that's what everybody says. Their stadium is underwhelming. It's yeah. It's not great. It's not. And the bar across the street from the stadium. I'm going to talk shit on bills real quick. Oh God. It sucks. They have a rooftop that fills up like that. And it's just wall to wall people. And the smell of overused cologne and aftershave. Yeah, I don't like the vibes of their fans. It's I can say this as like an Italian American. It's Uber like. Mafia like want to be up there. Like it's not, it's not. It's not great. Well, Bree, I think you guys broke my baseball tee. By the looks of it. By the looks of it right now, we they used their last legs against the guards. So well, they used every leg that they had because we were terrible. We were bad. I think Kylie Jenner broke us when she wore the racist shirt. So that's fine because why can she wear that? You know, why does she get the past to wear that? She's a celebrity. Apparently they can do whatever they want. They're like, oh, it's so cool. Imagine whatever she wore that. And guess what? We lost four games in a row. So I blame her. No, but do you guys crushed us? Our pitchers were terrible. You played last night. We played a game last night where our starting catcher was injured. So we had a utility player, Ernie Clement, which I love Ernie. He's awesome. Did you see my video right hand? Patrick Rahones left. Yes, I saw that. I'm sorry that he's a Bill's fan. He is a Bill's fan. That's fine. I love from Rochester. Good stuff. He is from Rochester and he said the video was incredible. Besides the point, he is a utility player. He'll play outfield. He'll play second. He'll play first. Wherever you need him, he'll play. He was listed as the backup catcher. He was warming up as the backup catcher last night. Bottom of the nine. He was pitching. That's how bad our team was. Oh, no. Oh, shit. It's nothing. Position players pitching. He was pitching and he gave up two runs, but he made it. Right on the butt. Yeah. Nice. I'm trying to think of what account it is. I think it's Cespada's barbecue, that baseball account. They do. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. They have a thread of position players pitching and it's just like gold. It's so good. Poor Ernie. He threw a knuckleball and it was so bad. It went behind the batter, didn't hit him, went behind him and I said, unhittable pitch for sure. Is it? Oh, no. It looked like it grazed his ass to each other. He moved in and he didn't hit him. And I said, very unhittable. Would never be able to hit that. Could you imagine? Like I understand that's not his position and he's probably never done this before. Yeah. Everyone was standing up cheering for him. That would be so embarrassed. They asked him, like after the game, he did like a post interview asking about the pitches and he was like, you know, when he threw that pitch, he was like, you know, he had a couple hits on us early in the game and I had to show him what's up. It's like, thanks for making light of this situation. You can laugh at yourself. I like that. That's so. Baseball's a mess though. They've been out of control this season. Freddie Freeman. Is he okay? Okay. Is he okay? Is Freddie Freeman okay? I don't know. I think he's going through a midlife crisis. I have some opinions on this one. Me too. Me too. And I think he's a loser. Yeah. Me too. Supposedly he was not happy with the way his free agency went and ended up firing his representation and now he lists himself. Oh, today. Today was the day. Yes. Yes, it was today. To fire them today. Why? I'm literally right after you play your own team. Oh. Yeah. Wow. And lists himself as self-represented, which to me. Guess what happened when you do that? Well, Mar has no contract. I just, it's really weird timing. Right. Because the Dodgers and the Braves just played. They did the whole welcome back, Freddie, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Cryed every time a ball was hit to him. Cryed when he was in the dugouts. Sad alone. Cryed more than I've cried in the last month, which is impressive given the last week. Right. But it's, it's a little odd and I don't know what he's, if he's trying to make a point that he wishes things could have worked out with the Braves, which I thought that was his own doing. Right. I thought that was what he wanted. He won. He wanted to get his money. He wanted to move on. Let me go to the Dodgers because I hate my teammates. To the point where the Braves were like, okay, go ahead. Like we are giving you permission. If this is what you want to do, go seek out what you want to. That massive contract that you want. And that's when they got Matt Olson and, you know, everything was gravy. Like everything is fine. This is so strange. I don't know. Is he regretting his decision? Like I feel like he's doing pretty freaking well with the Dodgers right now. Right. Like he was doing well in the games they played against the Braves too. But the crying, I get crying in situations, but I think he was a bit over the top. Yeah. Why are you crying over people that you talk shit about? Yes. Oh my God. Especially if that stuff that came out with Akumya and whatever. Right. Like why are you talking like crying over people that you very much disliked and thought had no integrity for the game? Giving me very, very much like former popular girl in high school vibes. He's very pick me. I mean, if you've been already talking about it. Yeah. If you've been already talking about it. I don't know if I'm liking what I'm seeing from this guy. But I also don't necessarily like him at all. So this I feel like is not too surprising for me to feel this way. I don't know how Braves fans really feel about him. I think they still like him because they brought him. Well, they brought them. Yeah. That world. I would imagine. I would imagine they still like him. It's probably not to the same degree, but to the same a similar effect of like how I feel about Tom Brady. Right. If Cavs fans. I would say more like if Cavs fans still respect Kyrie, which not that many do. They should respect. But if some do. If right. There's like some that will do that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. He's just crying way too much. Little weird. I can understand crying. Like when they do like that little ceremony, like welcome back for you. They just continued it on way too long. I totally could cry. I would cry during that probably. Everything like he acted like he hasn't been there in a years. And he was there just a few months ago. He's taken it a little far, little far, little far. And that is kind of why I'm thinking like, does he regret this? Does he? I think he does. Does he kind of wish that this could have been worked out? And then the firing of the agent couldn't be more. That was more over the top than anything I've ever seen. Yeah. Like glaring. I don't know. It's basically weird when it comes to that stuff. But again, it seemed like the Braves were fine with it. So that it's not on them. They got a replacement. They were they replaced him. They got a pretty good replacement too. I'm not going to say as good, but serviceable. Maybe one tier below. But he can do almost what you're doing without the tears. Yeah. At least he can see a little better when he's out in the field. What's IRL? He's something. He's something. Yeah, there's something about that guy. Maybe it's just a mouth. It's the teeth. Yeah, there we go. We both meant it's the teeth. Listen, happy for him and that he got the veneers and everything. If he's happy, I'm happy. But maybe go the Joe Burrow route. Just a little too bright and perfect for me. Right, I don't know. It should look like there's some spacing in between your teeth or some definition between each. Something. Single tooth. And it just looks like it's just a garb. Like a mouth guard. Oh, yeah. Well, that too. Same thing. You could interchangeable. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm glad we both said the same thing. Because I was going to feel like kind of a jerk. We both went out. Because it was just me. It just really stands out. Not saying that I have perfect teeth through a mighty job. I definitely don't. But I love veneers, but not those ones. Not those ones. A little bit more natural looking. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. But if he wants to talk about other people in the dugout, we can say that. That's true. He wants to be a jerk. We can be a jerk. That's how it works. You're a jerk to other people. You get jerk right back. Last baseball thing. The fight. My god, the fight. It's stupid. It was so stupid. I thought it ended. I thought it ended and it just kept going. My favorite part has a Noah Cindergarde fixing his hair throughout the entire thing. Yeah. I like what a little... I already don't like the guy. Same. And then I see that. We're both on the same page here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Same word. We're connected with this one. Bad guy. And then he's just in the middle of the scrum going like this. Like stress. It's like a stress lever. It's like a stress ball, but it's there. Get out of this or get in. Darn fight or get in and let your hair get messed up. You can't have it both ways. This is like my favorite saying. So this girl that I know said this and it's like so perfect for every situation that you will ever be in. You're either in or you're in the way. Yep. Absolutely. He was clearly in the way because he definitely wasn't in. A thousand percent. That... I like that. I'm going to start using that. That's good. When are you in the way? That's good stuff. He was in the way. And then pretty much the entire angels coaching staff got suspended. One of their... The interpreter. Language interpreters. He got suspended. What could he have possibly done? I don't know, but they were a mess. It was just like makes me funny because like it's laugh. I'm laughing at it because the guy that started Jesse, whatever the hell is laugh. Winker. Is that his name? Yeah. So I made that video of Ernie, you know? Yeah. The day I made that video of Ernie a year ago, same day here, Cleveland, Ohio, we screamed at him, bills or brand... Or no, I said bills or bankals because he played for the Reds. Okay. And he's Bill's fan. So we did the little bills, same spot, same everything. And then he decided to fight. So I just, I just can't. He decided to fight the team. The fact that not only did the entire coaching staff and gets suspended for some games, for a decent amount of games too, but the interpreter. He was the interpreter out there throwing punches while translating what the hell each other said. He said, you're fighting my team. I'm going to fight you. The whole thing was just nuts. Did you see the sunflower seeds? No. Oh, I know. My dad showed me the video and he told me after that they like went in the dugout and stole the snacks and stuff. So like some guy, I don't know who did it, from the angels took a like crate of sunflower seeds, ran out, ran on the field halfway, chucked it. It went like all over the field. No, no one was out there near no one. He did nothing, hit no one. I said, what did you do that for? Because someone has to clean that up. Yeah. I don't know why he did it. And retaliation to that, I guess, but like. It was just to be petty. Like I don't know. It harmed no one except your own staff having to clean it up. Yeah. That's if I was in one of those situations, though, that would have been my move to go into the opposite dugout because you know how many snacks and like. This is like no one's out there. Yeah. But like this is like the field is clear. No one's fighting. Everybody's done. This is after he just goes out on his own, takes this crate, throws it on the field with no one out there. Oh, what does that do? Oh, that does absolutely. What does that do for anybody? I don't know. I don't know. That does nothing for me. Right. No. If I, if my team was in a brawl, I would run because in major league dugouts, if you have not seen like the cameras and stuff that they have in there when they flash to the players, they have snacks galore down there. Yeah, they do. Snacks, Gatorade, many bottles, bubblegum. They blokes them like no tomorrow. You want a piece of gum? You can have 700 before the game ends. Like the little snack bags of chips and stuff. I'd go in there, do my best Jack Sparrow with the jar of dirt and just carry all the shit out of there. All the snacks. You're not pitching. If you're not pitching, you're a pitcher. You can literally walk in the dugout and use your phone. Like they have everything. That too. Speaking of pitchers. And look at it all. They look at the bullpen. It makes no sense to me that these guys jump out of the bullpen and then run to the scrum and then start fighting. Why not just start fighting each other in front of the bullpen? Did you see them all run at the same time together? It's like they're all running in unison. You're running next to the guy that you're about to punch in the frickin' face. Yeah, they did nothing. I don't understand it. I don't get it. That was like, that was like literally yesterday when Ernie was pitching. There are people like Guardians fans. They were tweeting at him, literally tweeting at him. And they're like, Ernie, I know you have your phone. Go out on the mound in the night or you're canceled. And he replied after. He was like, I saw it. Like they literally see it. They see everything that you say. So yeah. That one time Pablo Sandoval got popped for liking liking Instagram pictures while he was on the bench. Like that was not a one off thing. That happens pretty frequently. It just depends. Really quick though. This just reminds me of something that has happened. I won't say who and I won't say when and I won't say why. Because I don't like the why is I don't know why your Twitter liked their public. Like if you guys are listening to this, the things you like on Twitter, everybody can see it. Oh yeah. So if you're liking some explicit content. Oh, it's visible. Twitter now has a feature where you like it. It's on the timeline. It shows likes the timeline. If you like get a burner, if you're going to do that. Yeah. Book market. I don't know. Just don't like that. Just don't like that. No. No. I can't wait to hear after the show who did what and what happened. I'm so excited. Okay. Because I have a really good story about that too for you that I can't say right here, but I'll say after the show. I have two that I'm publicly thinking of. And I texted one and I said, do you know your Twitter likes their public? And they go, huh? What are you talking about? I said, I said you're you. As in you, your Twitter likes public and everybody can see it and they're screenshotting it and they're posting it and they're making fun of you. Yeah. So this is not a public figure. This is just like a person in my normal person life. Love. I love this so much. Just super awkward and not okay. So we'll chat about that one. Right. Yeah. With that being said, we have gossiping to do. So I think we're done here. So girls and boys, we have to go. My baseball team is losing. Your baseball team is losing. Sure. And we'll see you next Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Everybody have a great, what the July have fun. Be safe. Be safe. Yeah. And we'll see you Tuesday. Yeah. We'll see you Tuesday.