 Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, have you missed me? It's been a couple days and I apologize, listen I've been very very very very very very busy. Hey but I'm back and I was bored on Twitter. I posted this today. I desperately need some funny 2k memes and you guys responded so hopefully they're funny this time. I went to do these on Reddit and I put out a tweet but nobody else was able to help me do it so we're just gonna we're just gonna do them on Twitter. When your matchup is going off and someone screams, who's mans is that? Ladies and gentlemen I'm usually the one screaming that and it's usually my bum ass teammates blowing coverages and I see it happen but I ask the question anyway just to see if they adopt responsibility. Hey if you guys want some very funny videos of us in Pro Am, I dropped when it got demonetized last week because it's a lot of swearing. But I didn't want to censor the swearing because it was just so damn crystal pure great content alright but yeah it was a lot of this going on and it's some of the most hilarious moments. Card above link in the description. Me help they're setting double screens up top. My teammates. That's just accurate. I don't know what this is just so accurate. I'm gonna just leave it like that. The 2k league owes you a check for that drama and that's a fact. Agent Beamstar has been saying for a very long time they need some drama. Drama pulls views and what happened? There was a fight and everybody and their parents covered it. Ladies and gentlemen if you want to grow your business, Agent Beamstar, the business guru, he's back in the workshop right now. He's gonna help you. Alright for a cheap cost of $25,000 per session. I'm telling you bro he's gonna take your business to the next level. Davis link this photo. Davis link this photo. I did it. And if you know, you know. Me just trying to find a fun my team game. I don't understand my team memes. At all. Y'all let Hadoo Turcaloo terrorize your community? This guy? This bum ass. Pure sharpshooter in the NBA. You let him do that. I have never in my life met a single Hadoo Turcaloo fan ever. I remember in 2k15 and 16 I used to abuse Dirk Novitsky and Byron Scott. Those guys were budget friendly and OD. Things worse than 2k18. He opens the door. Wow look nothing. There's a couple things. The servers. Micro transactions. But all in all, you're right. Very very accurate. I can't stream for 5 minutes without someone saying throw a chair. Found this meme on the internet. Dropped it as a reply. Phantom loses a game. His chair. Tom and Jerry cat meme ladies and gentlemen. How is that not a perfect use of that meme? My goodness Agent Beamstar. I know what an 8 out of 10 meme that is. Phantom was streaming the other day and I'm not gonna lie to you. I almost thought about doing it again. But I was just talking in this chat for a little bit. I have a heart ladies and gentlemen. The guy doesn't have an unlimited wallet. He can't just keep buying chairs every time he loses to me. Paul George. He mad far and I'm contesting it. We going to OT. Damian Lillard. Green. PG. Green. That one got 73 likes. That was funny to y'all huh? Alright Blaze literally just sent me a DM with a meme and he didn't even know I was recording this. Just out of thin air which means this must be the greatest meme of all time. Alright man. I don't know what to say about that one. Okay I guess okay yeah they do do that from time to time when they get takeover. Great great addition Blaze. Thank you so much for the link. 2k devs. We have removed pushing. Post scorers. Well yes but actually no. Yeah I'm missing the mark today. I'm gonna keep it at 1000. That was the one. This has 64 likes. Fix the servers. Give us cross plate. Nerf pier stretches. Add do rags. And here we have the 2k developers. Clicking circle. What a brilliant enemy. Hey listen I'm not gonna lie. I used to do funny joking sarcastic videos back in 2k16 begging 2k for do rags. And now that they have do rags in the game I can't even wear them because I had the face can and you can't put things on your head so I'm just incredibly depressed ladies and gentlemen. I'm not even mad. I'd rather have do rags than all that stuff ladies and gentlemen. I'm making 2k19 great. It's never gonna be great. I just came to the realization it could have been great but it's gonna stay mid tier ladies and gentlemen. I went to the store remember that one video I had uh Braids. I went to the store to get a do right 299 boom silky do right. I come home and I find out 2k is literally releasing do rags for that are more expensive in the game than in real life. 2k just I don't get the company man. You guys ran out of virtual clothes at the store. When somebody asked Ronnie about it Ronnie was like yeah we wanted to make it realistic. Ronnie if you want to make this game realistic drop the latency so we can play like we do in real life all right. So we can have that great reaction speed okay. Work on the server so we don't lag. Nobody lags in real life. That's realism ladies and gentlemen. What are you talking about you made the do rags expensive and limited for realism. You can explore realism in 16 different realms that would actually make the game better. I'm serious. I don't I know he just said that to avoid the question but it's like oh look the next meme has to do with Ronnie 2k. Suggestions on how to make a better 2k. Here's Ronnie ducking and dodging ladies and gentlemen. You know what would be a good meme. You guys remember that video of Muhammad Ali in the corner just not even attack and just straight up ducking and dodging. There needs to be a meme of Ronnie 2k being tracked on that person's body as he ducks and dodges the community's suggestions. I'm just saying it'll be great so someone make it happen. Russell Westbrook with a zero overall bronze card. Well actually it's Russell Westbrook in this situation. Not funny but accurate very accurate. No memes my guy and he linked this video. Let's see what he has to say. Hey because when someone pisses me off in the game guys I want to push him. Like you know you're up 12 and the other guys talking smack. Add an M4 into the game 2k. Check it out. Yeah what was I thinking that video? What was that? Did I just say add an M4 into the game? Yo lead. Did I tell people to add an M4 into the game? Believe in something even if it means giving me all your money. 2k just pay me. That he should post that on his Instagram. That's OD inspiration. I found it. Okay here's the full clip ladies and gentlemen. Let's get let's gain some context on the situation. All right I can't be out here advocating for M4s. I don't really make it so that pushing is still in the game but it's a foul 100% of the time. You see what I'm saying? So if you want to push to get an advantage in the game you're not going to get it. You're just going to forfeit the ball but keep it in the game because when someone pisses me off in the game guys I want to push him. Like you know what you're up 12 and all the guys talking smack. I want to get locked up. I want to add guns into the game. Add an M4 into the game 2k. Check it out. All right. How's it going to go down? Okay you're playing the game. The guy cheeses you. He says some reckless bit like David says a better shooter than agent. So are you crazy? So you just equip your M4. And you laid a whole team down but with rubber bullets so they're only down for 10 seconds and it gives you enough time to make more sense in context right? Nobody. 60 overalls in 2k. I'm gonna keep it a thousand bro. He's not dressed like a brown shirt. He's dressed like a peasant from the medieval times. You know what I mean? I'm gonna keep it a thousand with you guys. I dress like that every day too. So if you catch me on the street don't be posting me on Twitter. You know what I mean? Or do. Just tag me. Give me some followers. Here's Damian Lillert shooting a green light with TakeOver activated in front of what is that? A medic? Is that a medic right there? Paul George? This was on my birthday by the way. April 23rd. I went to a Raptors game. Kawhi landed in the Raptors. Orlando's out of the playoffs now. All right. Listen they're boom. They're out the way. Great birthday. I was very excited. Came home with Vortex. Was watching the game on the TV. And ladies and gentlemen I witness greatness. Damian Lillert with one of the greatest performances in NBA history. What a great moment that was. And what a great day for that game. Phantom's chair after he says he won't get mad. Phantom sat down and said I'm not mad though after he just finished murking half his setup. Listen once you get to the point of throwing things around you're officially angry. All right. Or you're at least mad or infuriated, frustrated, irritated. You're one of those things right. There's plenty of adjectives to describe it. Here's Carl Anthony Towns at the urinal. Hey welcome to LA. Ronnie says as he walks towards Carl Anthony Towns. Thanks. What the fuck? No when I do these episodes I watch some of the memes back just to make sure there's nothing crazy in them. And on this one I was like oh look the first two ones look innocent enough but I didn't see this. That is 10 for being so edgy. What an edgy guy this person is. Brendan. You're so edgy Brendan. Oh my goodness. 2k19 graphics looking so realistic this year. Look it's Westbrook beside a Ninja Turtle. Forgive me I forgot. I haven't watched a show in like 10 years. I don't know which one that is. Graphics have improved. Skull emoji. That's just a week two out of 10 meme. All right. Nelson don't come to me with no week two out of 10 memes. Come to me with at least five out of 10 or better. When your homie dunks on you in 2k and makes you watch the replays. I swear on my life bro and I used to play playing now with my guys back in like 2k10. If you made me watch the replays my guy I felt like something. We used to have a rule. No pause in the game because if you did this it was a fight going on. We would not finish the game. Hey on a side note they're trying to give this guy the death penalty so we might have to chill back on the memes just till we find out he's not gonna die. How am I talking about this? It's like I'm trying to get demonetized but what is wrong? He's gonna chill out bro. It looks like you got something from Magic Johnson. What is it? Oh no. Oh no. I'm not gonna laugh at that. That's not funny. That's a one out of 10 meme. Honestly when I saw this meme on Twitter I was mad. I didn't think of it because I thought of something similar but it wasn't this damn glorious. Alright man GTA 5. Here we go again. I think that San Andreas meme. 4 out of 10. Thanos with the green. Alright see here's the thing. You guys are gonna think I'm weird but I haven't watched any of the adventure movies. It's not because I don't think I'm gonna like them. It's because I like to save really good movies for important moments in my life. So like for example I watched Inception finally when I decided to leave university when I dropped out and I moved out here. So the final night I was there I watched Inception. So I'm saving all the adventure movies for a really good day. A very important day. And shout out to all you all trying to spoil. You're getting blocked. Alright shout out to you. So apparently when I ask for funny 2k memes they'll decided to say being verified on TikTok. Y'all playing with me. Alright listen the TikTok sponsorship is over but I'm being very serious. They're not even paying me no more. The app is actually somewhat decent. As the days go on there's less and less cringy content relative to funny content. So if you enjoyed Vine back in the day TikTok is a cringy version of that but it's not too far off. There was a lot of cringy stuff on Vine too. Alright so I uploaded a video on Twitter of me just spamming my controller basically making fun of lockdown defenders. It goes something like this. And because I was curious how it would perform on TikTok I also uploaded to TikTok and on TikTok look at this. It has over a hundred thousand views my guys. You guys think I'm playing but I wouldn't have suggested a TikTok thing if I didn't think it was actually a decent app. I'm just posting 10 second clips pulling a hundred thousand views. Are you crazy? There's a video of me just drifting in my jeep in the snow on some fast and furious and that pulled 67,000. Y'all playing if you don't think this app is serious. I'm just saying alright TikTok memes are dead. You're not going to clown me for being on TikTok no more because one of my videos passed a hundred thousand views on that. Alright so off. How to recognize a stroke, twisted mouth, arm paralysis, incoherent speech, light contest should go on. That is evil. Yo I realize we're very f***ed up like we're just some horrible human beings in this community boat because we could just casually make fun of strokes and then not a single person bats an eye. You mean I think he meant to say heavy contest because heavy contest shouldn't be going in. But a light contest just means they were kind of close by. When 2K makes you pass to the wrong person. I didn't do this. Y'all quit playing. Quit playing. I didn't do this stuff. This is not me. I'm fighting for my f***ing life. Jesus man. Alright that's a good meme. Listen bro. Very accurate, very funny. 7 out of 10. The 2K community. Shrek. The VC glitch. Is that a f***ing mermaid? The 2K developers is Fiona dragging the mermaid away. What the hell? Shrek what have you been up to man? Oh no. My childhood. This is just flat out weird. It's almost as weird as that Shrek is loving that was popular a few years ago or Shrek was just powing dudes. Let's not get into that. You know it will be a great change of pace 2K. 2K community. Shrek. And then instead of the mermaid being a VC glitch the mermaid is a great quality product. And the 2K developer actually no that makes no sense. Ignore what I just said. Shut the f*** up. Alright my memes are good. That's gonna be it for this video ladies and gentlemen if you enjoyed drop a like click on one of the videos on the screen. They're all solid. Hey click on this video actually the prime video right here because that one was demonetized and a lot of people didn't see it because there's a lot of swearing going on and I didn't censor it so yeah just click it. What the f*** are you waiting for? I'm writing it.