 It was close. That one. Welcome. It's going to be hard. It's going to be hard through this material here to get the right sound. Welcome to episode number 16, everybody, the Marty Michael, fully actual podcast. We're fucking here with Jimbo, Jono, James and fucking us three and we got a jam packed episode fee. Let me tell you what now. We have a guest coming on. We've got a guest. We've also got double guest. Matt Brown's diary entry has made a return. I had some time to write one. We've got Tinder adventures. Matt's going to get a brand new chair at the end of this one. It's all gone crazy, bro. Look at my arms. Wow. What the hell? Raise the roof up. Raise it up. Raise it. Yeah. You still got that fucking Star Wars. I see. I'm talking to James. You are quite one handed when you have this. Yeah, you are a bit. Yeah, I'll sort that out on Monday. Thank you. I'm married now. Yeah, holy back, Lily. I got married. I got married on Saturday. It's a nice ring. I saw it today and it's very nice. It's just like a black steel ring. It's thick. I found it. It's opal. Is it like, it feels like it's going to come off. No, it's not. Look at that. You're yanking on it. Yeah, that's true. But like when I've been in the bath tub. Is it annoying yet? Like, does it feel thick on your hand? No, it's okay. I don't mind it. Is it heavy? Yeah. Fuck, it was a fun night. Tell us about the wedding. Man, the wedding day was so fucking fun. It was so fun. Little bit like we just got here at like 9.30 and then just fucking, I can't even really remember the day. It was perfect. We got all this hung out together. We had really nice wine and then just shine came over in the videographer. We got some footage and some photos here at the brownery. And then we have started having some fucking shots and some really nice wine. Oh, world-class tequila to lukey busted out is really expensive to kill. Yeah. And then we fucking went to the wedding and there's a little bit sort of like nerve wracking, like just waiting for the bridal party to arrive, but totally fine. And then the fucking speeches were amazing, everything. And the fun night was just heaps of fun. It just went so quick. James Lee and Michael had a beautiful speech. Nailed it. Yeah, we complimented each other really well. I reckon, Michael, yours was more like the comedy sort of comedy lead in and then a really nice ending. And I kept the niceness going. Yeah. Sorry, Greg. So easy to speak about Mark, though. He's we love him so much. It was easy to write, wrote itself. Yeah. Well, there you go, boys. Fucking such a good night. And then I've one complaint. Yeah, walking out like that was so fucked, man. Oh, the thing where, yeah, you know that thing. I don't know if other people have to do some weddings, but where it's like, well, the groom's party in the bridal group is really important. So we're going to walk out like celebrities. You did it, Johnny. I hated that too. Yeah, it's I guess I was okay for me because I had Esther. So she's like small. I can just be like normal. I had a good time too. I had Amber who was just full of energy and just motivated me down. Did you get to twirl? I twirled her and then I was like, everyone. Yeah. See, I reckon Amber again is a good one to do it with. Shout out to fucking Luke, though, because I thought Luke, I don't know if the fans know Luke that well, but he's like fucking reserved. The guy who throws shit really high. So we thought he would like hate that and he just went full Ricky Martin. It'll be on the website eventually. So if people, if people want to see it, like I feel like because people are paying for that content. So let us know in the comments if you'd like to see for a website video, the wedding footage, because if you guys just want to see our regular shit, totally understand and we'll just keep pumping those out. But like if you guys want to see, because we, there was a videographer there who's going to make like a fucking 60 minute fucking video out of it. So we could just like kind of cut out the crap and just show you the best 30 minutes if you want. Let us know in the comments. But yeah, fucking great night. So much. Jackson was emcee. He did very well. And oh man, it was just so good. And then we just, Mon and I just went home at like 12 and just hung out and everyone else just went fucking some nine o'clock. Yeah. The Julian organized a booth. That was like just some fucking full of 18 year olds. You couldn't hear yourself talk apparently. I was leaning over the booth because of all kids, all kids leaning over the booth going, you got a beautiful hair, man. Just complimenting all the fucking chicks. Yeah, chicks and dudes. Michael got a bit silly on the dance floor at one point. He started climbing up all of the really expensive tables and stomping on them and screaming and everyone did you see that? I did see you in the end. All the girls were like, get down, get Michael, get down. I don't remember that at all that far. Matt. Matt. Yeah. Connor, if you put that in there, I guarantee, I swear on my mother, I'll bash you. Oh. Cut the actual thing, but leave that in. I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, you fucking you. I thought you wanted to talk about that. Dude, Derek and Connor's going to take like issue with you saying you'll bash him and leave it in as revenge. He should be feared. Oh man. He should be feared. That hurt my wrist. What would your first strike be? No, I wouldn't bash him. I'd probably be very, very upset. I'd probably not be friends with him again. We won't talk about that, but. Oh man. You guys, I could forgive Joss. I'll be fucking upset for many months. Really? Oh yeah. I don't want it in there. Okay. Please respectfully. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's cut. It's done. We don't need to keep talking about the fact that you and then fucking yeah. What else? Yeah. So at night ended there and then man, it got so sloshed and then me and Mon just fucking partied on for the next two nights. And then I'm going to have like wake up with heart shit and stuff. I just woke up and I did a little bit, but then just started drinking again and then another wild nine and then woke up the next day and just started drinking again around the pool and getting food. Yeah. So cool. It looks like the best. Yeah. We just literally just scan the little phone. You're ordering cocktails and just food just all day sitting around the pool. Oh, that does sound nice. Yeah. So nice. Should do that as a website vlog tomorrow all day. Yeah. And now like I'm just so like, cause yeah, I was meant to start work again yesterday. It's Wednesday now. So we want a little mini moon. We'll do a proper honeymoon. Like when we have some money again, because fuck me, that wedding is expensive, but holy shit. Just feel like absolute shit now. Just so tired. I could just fall asleep, which is so rare. Topa means gone. Yeah. Everything's just been sucked out of my head, but worth it. I'm a fucking married man now. Come. Matt, you're going to tell, are you going to tell everyone what you did? Go on. You owe it to Luke. Oh yeah. I owe it to Luke. Yeah. Wait, can you remind me? I'll give you a hint. Matt started a fight. Matt did something else, but we can't talk about that. But Matt started a fight. All right. Yep. I did not start a fight. I want to know what else he did. But anyway, we'll get back to that. Cause then I went and said, you did something. You looked at me like I knew something. No, I got confused what you were talking about. I thought you wanted to know about my weekend. Here we fucking go. Here we fucking go. Matt's fucking weekend. Sorry. I just threw me off. I got confused. Oh yeah. So yeah, me and Luke left that nightclub and everyone was gone. And we mainly were hammered as fuck. And there was a dude, we were waiting for a taxi and we're like, let's continue this and go to the casino. Like we just would not stop. And this dude was standing there and he had, he's like arms crossing his standup. He had like, he had like sunglasses that I thought I'd seen in the pile of our sunglasses. And I was like, and I pointed at him and I was like, oh dude, those are cool sunglasses. And as I pointed out, I think he thought I was going to grab him and he sort of flinched back and was all like upset about it. And I was like, oh, like relax dude. I'm not going to steal him. And then he, and then for some reason, Luke like just knew that the guy was antagonized as fuck. And Luke just sort of stared at him. And instead of being upset with me, the guy looks at Luke, the trained fighter out of the two of us and goes, you want to start something? Which is like calling someone a bitch in jail. Like you don't normally get away with that. And I was so shocked. And then like, by the time I looked at the dude and see, he had like five mates with him and they were like looking at him going, dude, what are you fucking doing? And me and Luke look like we're bikies, bald headed, you know, dudes. And by the time I look back to Luke to have a laugh about it, his jacket was on. And he was ready to go. And then the dude looked at me. One of the little guys walked to me and said, I mean, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And like didn't want to borrow it. So I knew everything was fine. And I just sort of grabbed Luke. You should have fired up at him. You should have kissed that guy. See, I pictured what was going to happen. And I said, in most scenarios, we would have just let that go. But it was right in the middle of like, Bronzewick, like on the corner there. And I was just like, this would just get arrested. So I took me all my muscles to hold back Luke because he's a strong boy. And I said to him, he wouldn't go. So I said to him, I said, Luke, I promise if they follow us around the corner to the other taxi rank, you have my permission to punch on. And he went, all right. And of course, to get him away, he antagonized the fuck out of him, hoping they'd follow. And I couldn't help but laugh. It was hilariously funny to watch. It's so funny that Matt and Luke went out together. Isn't that cute? And they live here together. We had a fucking great time together. I really enjoyed Luke at the wedding. He was so much fun. And yeah, we got to the taxi rank and we stood there and Luke made me wait like at least five minutes to check. And when you got back here, he passionately... Yeah, he goes, fuck. Missionary style. But yeah, we nearly got into a fight. But it was better to walk away from that because I really do think Luke would have leveled that guy pretty bad. Oh, always. It ruins the night. It just would have been such a bad ending to a such a good night. Yeah, so fucking married now. And that was the weekend. And now it's just going to try and recover. Here we fucking are. Now Michael's next. Yeah, five months I think. Shit, next week. We're all over again. Bucks. Can't wait. Bucks are so fun. They're my favorite things to happen now. That's the best part of the wedding. No, the wedding was very, very good. But Bucks are so fun now. We were talking about what we're going to do for Michael. It's just like a boy's trip on steroids. Yeah, it really is. It's a good time. Because there's that necessity that you have to come so no one can bail. You have to go to a bus. It has to be really fun. There's no relaxing. Yeah, no. It's just, it has to be really intense fun. Yeah. Oh, that's the best. Hello, Pressure. Hell yeah. That's how I knew Michael was hammered at the wedding. During the speeches, you just hear this every now and then you hear this. Hell yeah. I was like, oh, okay. Channeling that old dude from Big Daddy. And Jackson kept pretending to have an anxiety attack while he was emceeing. Oh, yeah. I kept saying it. I have a lot of insecurities. And then walk away from it. People were a bit confused the first few times. Yeah. Yeah, they fucking were, bro. And that's our fucking weekend, man. We're going to golf. The boys got me a new golf set for my birthday. It's an expensive month for you. You've been very experienced. Even the wedding, we had a wishing world. That's a bit more fucking cash. Man, you guys really had to bloody. Yeah. When you come across a bargain, you have to get it. Oh, yeah. So I've now got the best golf clubs out of the, in the group. And yeah, I'm fucking, so now I have to go get lessons and shit. I'm running out. Oh, yeah. Play with James on Sunday. It wasn't even a bad shot. Yeah, but like it was, it wasn't an important match. It was just like a quick hole before the sun came down. Yeah. And he just threw his wood or his hybrid straight into a pole, snapped it instantly. That's like a $250 fucking fragile. I was battling with that all day though. Like it was, I was so close to throwing my clubs. So many times I was like, no, come on. It's just golf. You should be having fun. You're with your mates. It's a good time. But then like this flash of white happens and I cannot control. Oh man. You really do just see red. Yeah. I feel I was responsible. I did a couple of good shots and you were having a great day. That would be embarrassing. I like it. I like it when any of my mates play well, but I know when I'm playing that badly, I know I can play better than that. And I was a bit tired too from the wedding. It was so rough with it. It was so rough with it. When I'm tired. Yeah, I agree. It was the hardest match that day, just because we were so fucked from the night before. Brown still on a pitching part got four parts out of 18. That's his, that course though, that's got Brown all over it. It's the short game. Short game is not bad. Oh, anyway, so. We'll hear about his weekend. Oh, fucking hell. Here we go. It's going to be another three hour episode now. No, no. I just had to, but you know, besides the wedding, I had a really good time on Friday. Luke came back. And when Luke comes back from his, his mind, he, he just, you have this over. I'm sure you feel this. You're not lonely anymore. Yeah. I have this overwhelming sense of safety. Yeah. Yeah. And that's when he comes back. And then, you know, I said, you know, he went to bed and I just sat there on my own. I got a little chocolate. And you didn't have to check all the doors. I have to check all the doors. Because you know that Luke will protect you. Exactly. I said that. I had a little chalky barn. I watched a movie on my own. Horrigan if rapists came in though. Look at, let them fuck you first before you bash them. Rapists. Yeah. If rapists came in. But what's the movie that you watched? Mid-summer. Dude. Great. Whoa. Really? Yeah. That is quality film. It was Sweden. Sweden. What the fuck, Sweden? Oh, the Colt movie. Colt movie. Great horror film. Oh, so you're watching on Netflix. What'd you think? Let's talk movies. Oh, here we fucking go. Really? Should we die, Mark? Should we save this for the review at the end? You can review your fucking mid-summer shit. I'll get it done really quickly. Two sentences go. I'm so happy you asked. That really puts a fire in there. I shouldn't have done this. What have you done? I forgot you're a loser. Fuck. Um, yeah, there hasn't been a Colt horror classic like that in quite some time. Some weird, weird shit going down. And, um, yeah, it was very beautiful. And you got to see penis. Very not very normal in films. You would have loved all the sex scenes. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's right. I think that's the goal for the future is to have sex on the ground. 15 women are in a circle chanting. You would love that. That's a tough goal. Follow your dreams. I would love to see you do that one day. I would. Yeah, I would love to see you do that. Can I be one of the naked people chanting? Of course. Yeah, you guys got to be there. They will push, they push him into her so he can't like not come in her. So then it is really strange. Have you never seen it? We haven't. No, it's very good. Watch it with. I'll back him on the movie shit. Weird stuff right now. I watch it with. Yeah. Um, fucking. I was going to say. Sorry. I also took Bosley for a walk anyway. All right. So that's the weekend. The new website. Remember, if you're a member of the original website, you can contact our support and get a link to the new website with a new password. We still haven't publicly announced it because we're waiting to transfer everyone over and just ironing out some of the bugs there. All right. So if you see any issues with it, let us know as well. All right. Cause we don't know. We fucking watch the new ones that come up, but we don't go through all the old backlog. So if you see some weird shit going on, let me, Michael or James know, don't say anything to Matt though. Go to manscape.com slash fully actual 20 to get 20% off. No, it's manscape.com. And our discount code is fully actual 20 for 20% off. Where's the shaver? Where's the shaver? Is it in the bathroom? Would you wait? You wait till you see this machine. It should be on the left side of the bathroom. I swear I saw one in that apartment. Everyone, you wait till you see this machine. This machine will give you a shave like you've never had before, man. So manscape.com fully actual 20 for our discount code. Take it away, Michael. If you want to get girls 24 hours a day. 24. Girl one, girl two, girl three, girl four. It's girls. You get this product. Here it is. Bang girls. They'll just show up. They'll show up soon. And this you can use this to get the no hair out of your ears. Your nose. Oh, it feels a bit weird. I love it. You probably get high after me using that. Look at this. You can listen to it. You can hear it working. Wow. It's wonderful. So if you want to get fucked by birds left, right and center, go to manscape.com and buy their shit, man. Sorry. I'm so low energy today. No, it's good. I reckon. Remember girls, this product gets you girls and girls. It's also for you. Once you get, once you suck the hairless man off, the girls tend to go to manscaped as well. You think you're thinking of eating that, aren't you? I can see it in your eyes. You need to talk into the microphone, Matt. Too much going on. I know the brown. And I know it was in his head minutes ago. He's going to eat that. You'll see. All right, Matt. Matt just shaved some of Michael's leg hair off. What was the last time you washed your leg? And part of that four hours ago probably. And part of that just that leg. Part of our brand deal. Matt is now going to eat his leg hair. Go, Brown. Inhale it. It's the second time you've done that now. Yeah. It's weird that you like to do that. You eat it. You do it without being too prompted. Put it in your nose and make it there, man. Anyway, continue. It's weird that he does that. Make it here. Yeah. Sorry about that. That happens, man. Anyway, that's manscaped for you. Girls. And of course, athletic greens. It's got 75 vital nutrients and minerals that you need because it's hard to get that shit in a diet. You need to eat so much shit to get that shit in. And this is guaranteed once a day. You put the powder in a glass of water, you skull it. It gives you immediate energy. That is 100% confirmed. We can all confirm that. Everyone here and the people who get it, they say the same thing. It tastes pretty good. And it just makes you live longer. There's this vitamin D dropper you can get as well. My vitamin D levels are through the roof. And that's insanely healthy. All thanks to manscaped. You're going to use athletic greens. Athletic greens. Fully actual. And you get a free travel pack. And it's just nuts, man. It's a monthly subscription. They drop it off at your door. And you outsource your health, man. You can live a bit longer. And the tumors might shrink, probably not. Yeah, they do. They do. And you know what else happens when you take athletic greens, Matt? You get a green teeth. Break your back. Girls. Yeah. Girls everywhere. Yep. I just realized it. What? Mike's not coming. I was like, oh, fuck. We're also relaxed. No, I am Mike Goldman tonight. Oh, we lied to Matt in the beginning. Guys, we said we have a guest called Mike Goldman. We're going to do it. We're pranked. And he believed it up until now. You've been pranked. He got lied to. Can't really kick. I only just realized it was. I was like, oh, he's not coming. So should we put Matt in? We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. Matt in his new chair. You got to be on it, don't you? You really got to be on it. Fuck hanging out with you guys. I'd say everything I say now is a lie. It will be the truth on a lie. And then back. I will never ever talk to you. If you don't start the day with you guys. If you come in late, the day is going to be a fuck day for you. Like, We haven't had a normal conversation. And what I reckon six months. You guys don't even know each other anymore. You guys are both changed so much. changed so much and it's been so long since you've had a proper conversation. Yeah the trust has been well worn away. There's zero now. You can say anything to him and he's like, is that a lie? Running around making sure I move the fucking boom stick over so he could have a boom stick. It is nice though. I've got so much freedom. I'm happy you're here now because he's not wasted. That's lovely. It's very nice. To say sorry I reckon we do Bat Brown's chair review. Yeah all right. There's no chair. There's no chair. It's a lie too. Well we have to move everything. We do it at the end. Yeah the source thing and maybe at the end and then you can sort of um and then people can you know have something um to look forward to. Yeah we'll show you a new chair which we'll have next week at the end of this episode. Do you think um he cancelled because he wanted to see what Bianca went through first and then he's like yeah it's not for me. He said he's really sick. All right look I'm gonna I'm gonna get this over with with the little energy I have left so right now I managed to find a really old Matt Brown diary entry. You wouldn't believe it. A diary entry so not a have story. You wouldn't believe it. Well whatever it is whatever people know it as that's what I found one of those. I've got hair in my teeth. So hopefully I've got the energy to to give this what it deserves. That's good friend. All right do we don't have a a jingle for the diary. No we don't. Just do the play the horoscopes one because it kind of is. Horoscope. All right so um this is where just an old story I find these stories of Matt Brown in his sexual conquests back when he was a younger man and he had a lot of fucking issues like he's a fucking disgusting fucking predatory fucking psycho cunt and I don't say that widely. People at work are like oh yeah because you know I've taken the day off now to help do the podcast and they're seriously like oh where do I find it. I'd love to watch that. I'd love to see what you do. I'm like yeah it's not really for you and you know these are like proper proper professionals and they're going to walk into a podcast one day and be like oh yeah I got rescued out of the ocean out of a whale cut open and then 50 sailors fucked me. It's just not on. Has that happened. No that must be a story that we haven't heard yet but maybe next week. It's a story. 50 sailors ran when I was in the whale. Yeah I remember you being in a whale. You've been in a whale it's very good. And Gepetto was in there with you. Yeah sorry Gepetto was in there. All right here we go. It was my first day working as a lifeguard in surface paradise beach and I was applying a thick layer of paint to my skin to protect me from the sun. Then I sat back in my high chair put on my sunglasses and started intensely staring at the half-naked bodies around me. Some breasts here and ass there. This is exactly why I volunteered to do this job. My perving session is interrupted by some commotion off in the distance. I see a flailing arm and hear a voice. Help! Help me! Without hesitation I leap into action. I jump off my high chair and get on all fours. I run like a goanna and sprint for the water with my floatation device around my neck. I smash through a kid's sandcastle and my body slams into a little girl and she hurtles through the air. Get out of my fucking way! I scream back at the group of children. I meet the water and dive under. I let my body go limp so that I glide through the water like a massive eel. I reach the drowning lady and realize that we're both caught in a rip. Please help me! I'm getting excited! A wave crashes over us and we get sucked further out to sea. I offer her the floatation device and try and swim sideways out of the rip. I too quickly become tired and start to doubt whether I can actually do this. I only wanted to stare at people. I never actually considered it. I might have to save someone. I stopped swimming and tried to catch my breath. What are you doing? Get us out of here! I need a break. My arms are dead. I join the girl and rest on the floatation device as we continue to get sucked out to sea. Do something! I shut up and let me think. I'm not as fit as I once was. I could barely see the shoreline and things were getting desperate. I needed some form of propulsion that didn't require me swimming. Then it hit me. I have an idea. I fumble under my pants. I flip out my thick, veiny little brown and it floats to the surface of the water. Quick! Toss my cock! What? How is that going to help us, you freak? No way! Lisa, lady! I'm a volunteer lifesaver and this is my first ever rescue. I burnt all my energy getting to you and now you need to just shut up and trust me. Now toss my cock if you want to live. The lady looks confused and scared. She hesitates but then starts milking my floppy flesh. I immediately stiffen and wrap my arms around the floatation device. Yes, keep going. We'll be safe soon. The lady turned her head away from me and went for gold. I cleared my mind and started to enjoy my job again. Being a lifesaver definitely had its perks. I started getting close. Hang on to me and don't let go. She wrapped her other arm around my neck and kept tugging with the other. I felt my balls start to vibrate and it was time. Here we go! A surge of mints exploded from my little brown. The force of my ejaculation propelled us through the water at great speed. Don't stop tossing! If I stop mincing, we're going to drown out here! The lady nodded and kept furiously milking me. We spread through the water against the rip as my stream of ejaculate powered us along. We went over the waves until we reached the shallow water. I continued to spit mints as we flew past all the other people in the water and skidded to a stop on the sand just as I finished. Oh well done darling. We're safe now. The girl pushed herself off of me and ran away crying. I thank you would have been nice you rude bitch. I quickly popped my mints covered gock back in my pants as I realised everyone on the beach is staring at me. I shrugged as I walked back to my high chair. I shrugged. Whatever. You're a jet ski. Holy shit. I'm a torpedo. That's beautiful. That's genius man. After you abuse her in front of everyone. You have a desperate in a moment of life and death. You nearly made mono do that remember? Holy shit yeah we nearly got her. Yeah you guys nearly drowned in like 13 seconds. Yeah have I told that story before? I think you have. Sorry. Anyway. Holy shit that was a lovely time. This is perfect. People were asking about our trip in our story in the mountains. Oh yeah go on. This is probably a perfect moment because I was thinking oh shit I want to tell it but I can't I don't want to tell it without James here and I'm just thinking maybe you should tell it because the time James and Matt had to stare in the wilderness because they got lost on a hike. Dark day. We got spooned. So basically we went to go hike up a mountain which is a one that the boys walk a lot so James very intense. Yeah James knew it very well so you climbed down about four little waterfalls oh more maybe more yeah so man and not so fucking little can't man that we're going back there on the box it was like whoa this is hard I can't believe we should do this hungover as fuck yeah yeah this is the same walk that was walked on in the box and um and it was in like my peak time of watching man versus wife. Yeah yeah so like had that all that shit in there. It's lucky because it's no but it's also what got us lost so um I wanted to make a fire. James was full Bear Grylls but the that's why we were there for so long. What happened was we went out and got Indian oh yeah before we went so we had a feast and then we did the walk and then we halfway through you get to this ledge and it's like a beautiful lookout at the bottom there. Devils falls. And James goes we should start a fire. Yeah I can do this I've seen Bear Grylls and we how long did we spend? We're like rubbing stupid long. Rubbing sticks together for a long time. Oh wow. Did you get any smoke? Yeah we got smoke. That's when you need a lighter. Yeah it got to the point where we sort of looked around and we were like actually this light's going down. Yeah the sun's going down quick. It's a long walk back. We didn't realize that the sun was still out for most people but once you walk back into the jungle dude it goes dark real quick. I've never again seen darkness like that like like half an hour in back to the walk. Oh we were holding like this. What a white so dark your eyes don't adjust at all. Didn't it just pitch black. I was holding James' shoulder and we were slowly walking and we were like crossing waterfalls and crossing rivers. Dude I thought we'd have just paused and not moved immediately. That's what we did in the end but psychopaths that we were James was he just motivated me and and we we climbed these waterfalls and James knew it in his brain. Yeah I can mask out the walk. That's what you would think. That's what you would think but like and and like we were sort of we we turned right we started you know going up the uphill at the end and we're like surely this is the way in the car. Yeah we kept saying it this is it this is it. I just kept going and in my brain I was like okay well we're at the we're in the rainforesty bit that's literally the flat area just before we get back to the car so I was like we can't find the car and it's stupid to walk around here so we just like sort of started staying still and yelling like combining together going one two three and screaming. James James would walk around James would walk around going Bear Grylls always says if you walk in pitch black dark you'll walk off a cliff and I was like I was like drinking water out of my socks I was stuffing leaves down my shirt. We have to do a video fucking surviving in the bush the longest and it was sort of without any help yeah yeah no shelter it was sort of winter so if you either get brown or James is your team member out of it yeah that's a oh I should be in brown together I'm all right he'd be all right I'm all right like I have to admit I was pretty um I felt pretty calm in the whole situation yeah whoever gets Luke would probably win yeah Luke would probably win but um but yeah and then we sat down James said we should probably sit down we sat down and um and this was in the middle of fucking winter by the way yeah and we was freezing cold for everyone we didn't take our phones we didn't take our phones because idiots in our brains because the idiots in our brains we thought um we're gonna climb yeah we're gonna climb waterfalls are gonna get ruined and this is like I don't even know if they had iPhones yet no yeah we had an iPhone yeah so it might have been early iPhone days I remember thinking fuck if I had my iPhone I'll have a torch yeah yeah exactly exactly and anyway so we laid down it was fucking cold and so we're and we're like a fuck it's freezing and we're like should we go back to back oh yeah so we go back to back and I've just I've just turned over so I'd spoon yeah yeah so we got there so so I went I went James I was a big spoon I was a big spoon so I just went fuck it James I am so cold and I rolled over and I spooned James Lee which is quite nice I was wiggling my butt back in even he even smelled good even after we were lying on the floor yeah we're lying on the on the yeah we just we had a nice little flat area so that part wasn't that bad did you get any creepy crawlies crawling why you thought but no we heard shit we heard shit we heard shit hearing things moving but there's nothing like in Australia it's like what a snake it's the worst it was winter in fucking Canada or something yeah or like Vietnam oh no so yeah so we spooned and it was quite nice and just just when we're getting real romantic I hear this like like just in the distance I was like dude that was a fucking sign and we like stood up and we yelled out and then they went and yeah so we yelled out a few times and then we waited a bit longer and then these two mountain men from the police rescue just peered out of nowhere and they were like we were just like oh we are so sorry we didn't want to be those people we are so sorry he's like ah yeah they were cool they were like well like how did you find us like oh I've been walking bushes for all my life and you know we're in the army and I was like oh thank you so much and yeah they got us out did they give you water they they didn't but they gave us they thought we were injured that was the first thing they said to you guys is there any injuries are you okay to walk and we're fine we should have pretended but all your legs were broken so they had to carry you out and then you get out no we were five kilometers from where we needed to be oh wow that was a bit of a walk yeah we were far fucking ridiculous it was fun though the walk at night with torches yeah the walk at night with those guys it was so fun and once again that feeling of safety with those I've just remembered the worst part yeah I was just getting into it John do you want to pay a weird cringe compliment there's two more bad parts of this story oh we get out this is the first part we get out and there's two police cars in an ambulance and we're like oh my god we just wasted people's time and they did not look at and they were not impressed so with that was a really bad feeling um wasting ambulance because ambulances get wasted all time I hate that also though also stand around so don't be too upset yeah also James what was the other factor to this whole story that made it so much worse yeah it was my mum's 50th birthday and I was supposed to be at dinner and if it wasn't for her we'd still be in the bush we'd look like Tom Hanks from Castaway you'd be there right now still 100% we'd still be there it is in Ireland yeah I think oh poor mum but she was alright as soon as she knew we were okay your mum didn't have a fucking clue she was sweet he's fine yeah I told her when I got home anyway sorry about that someone asked that question last week though um so there you go guys also just going through some of the comments last week I saw some people saying they miss the older formats and some some stuff like that and some of them would get a few likes if you could just be a little bit more specific with with what you would like to see in these podcasts because yeah because otherwise we'll do what we want yeah and and here we are doing fucking two hour fucking fuckins cunt but we're gonna try and keep it like an hour and a half tops-ish so but we'll see how we go all right let's move on I love the longer ones when I've been watching yeah I get a bit positive from all of them it's just it's doing them maybe if you hate the long ones say in the comments too because it's good to know yeah but I think for newer newer fans you're more likely to listen to something you have never heard of you've never listened to if it's like not two hours as well I don't know we'll see let's do three thousand hour podcast Michael that's a great idea Michael's really high you can see his eyes slowly get more slit like slowly just goes into his chairs already completely recline Michael's basically he's basically in bed right now with a mic in his hand yeah even more of fucking a little dressing room yeah see it's hard because now this is where he gets super stoned and he just starts disappearing into himself and then it's like question time and every like I don't be like question for Michael and he'd be like should we bash him should we bash him just one at each all right let's move on yeah fucking Matt verse Michael hit it Matt yes come have fun come have fun come have fun did it bottle of calm all right so this is a segment our this is the most important segment of our podcast really this bottle of mince right here okay that's up for grabs that's what's at stake right now it's 10 5 to Michael he leads every week they must do something that tests them physically mentally emotionally and spiritually and this week the competition is I don't even know yet yeah no well someone in the comments gave me this idea last week so thank you whoever that was who's better at prank calls now you might Matt probably has a bit of an advantage right now because Michael's a bit fucking high so um don't fuck this up Matt Brown come on Brown how are we going so you guys both going to take my phone you can call whoever you want whatever you want like businesses I mean not is people in my contacts and you can fucking say whatever the fuck you want and uh James and I'm going to judge and see how you go okay let me just put my fucking phone on so is this a speed thing or do they get a moment to plan um that paper says rock to see who goes first so there's probably a bit of an advantage always wins this I don't think I've ever seen Matt win the scissors are they did you win last week no scissors paper rock shit so my god see that first that's why he did that out first you know that's pivotal all right Michael oh this is I'm excited like do it like thinking of this on like on the fly especially after all the prank calls that we've done this is not an easy thing okay so this is this is going to be quite difficult to just come up with some on this one Matt's really stressing he's going into labor when he's speaking to the mic can I here we go no Gucci can I call Mon and say you've been in a car no business because I thought of that as well I was like I'm going to call Mon and lie yeah no I want you guys to really test your um actual prank call skills and we call someone we don't know so they have to be creative with what they prank with just come up yeah smart okay I've just come up with it Brown you have planning time right now tune out meditate and just think of something because you can win this he's high as fuck Matt's mind right now is this completely just a big one slab of concrete yeah yeah I've changed it to private hang on let me just double check let me just double check that I have changed it to private because I can't imagine I was just like I'm going to kill you I'm going to fucking kill you they have my phone number I call the police oh man I'm in a building with a gun I'm going to kill everyone here that one actually would be the best fucking prank call my name is Julian Tennyson Woods and I'm going to kill everyone this is my address up delivery or something else pick up please say your store name or post code or say main menu to go back to the main menu spring hill please say your store name or post code or say main menu to go back to the main menu I love these things spring hill sorry but I am having some trouble processing your request let me bring you a pain member that can help he's he's frank the next available agents please stay on the line aspley aspley shop considering what he's saying that's a 10 that'd be very funny so connor just cut that down but please leave some of that in actually because I know that's insane but that fucking people need to hear that and we probably they'll probably be a dip there people trying to skip past that that's my prank call no you're going to talk to someone I think he was serious that's what I think a prank call is a funny song that is shocking that song who cleared that on marketing which dominoes pizza oh yeah that was their busy how can I help hey mate how are you good thanks are you yeah good thanks um I was wondering if I could pick up some pizzas yep um could I please get a simply cheese oh my gosh I'm so sorry mate is this is this um pizza hut oh no this is dominoes down here I thought I've got the wrong shot I'll have to I'll actually want a pizza pizza yeah cancel you're gonna have to cancel that pizza mate oh no worries thank you that's okay mate sorry you were just gonna call pizza hut and and say that you want to dominoes I thought you were gonna actually just order the pizza and then just end the call normally and not have any prank involved so wait do we get rated out of 10 or yeah we'll we'll rate it after at the end okay I hate having to hold do you want to swap chairs for this hey hey um would I be able to um make a pickup order please yeah oh yeah so um I wouldn't uh I wanted to get uh oh shit hang on what's the name of it oh fuck uh it's it starts with an F it's like uh it's uh not the yeah filthy side yeah yeah yeah it's like a filthy side yeah filthy bow yeah yeah yeah can I get um one of those please um and um and uh there's uh they've got um they've got ingredients on it I want to take off is that okay I wanted there's uh onion on it would I be able to remove the onion please oh yeah thank you so much are you still there are you still there hello uh yeah hello oh sorry I've lost you there what up in there um I have no idea sorry oh I'm so sorry I have no idea I love that saying I swear to God I'm gonna get I have I have no idea tattooed across my back for one day anyway anyway so can I remove the onion from my filthy thing yeah yes please thank you and um and uh you can get filthy fries can't you yeah oh wait sorry let me just get a filthy you wanted no white onion on the get a filthy yeah yeah no no wine onion and no um no relish either there's relish on a two isn't there isn't that isn't that no no yeah kind of can't take the relish off if there's relish on it I don't want any of that on that freaks me out okay there's no relish excellent and um and filthy fries hey you got filthy fries yeah yeah can I get normal fries just normal fries just normal fries yes please it's large yeah yeah large large large yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah and um yeah that's um that's about it okay so get a filthy with no like diced white onion yep um do you need my name or something yeah yep um it is Michael brook house Michael brook house got it all right um actually can you just be one second one second yeah um sorry this is actually a prank call by Michael brook house I'm so sorry thank you oh snap that was like a big snap at the end that was pretty cool yeah look it felt like a long food rag out I changed sorry it did I changed halfway through so where is the phone where did you put it awesome most oh there it is yeah look uh that's like man awesome awesome the prank is if you ever go to get a burgo near where we live you cannot use your full name never been there and never will go there like don't remember him from that a slightly strange conversation I'm sorry I'll never forget his name ever that was rough to do because she sounded so nice I went with his bug inside I wanted to go and I want to change it to normal and then I was going to go normal and then I just wanted to blame Michael for it anyway let's get to the scores and stop talking about whatever the fuck just happened then that means it was bad all right I'm gonna have to give Michael a seven out of ten wow really really six point five that's no I'm gonna stick with a seven I'm giving you a four dude okay it was very basic I think but I'm also like Marty's a ten you know like Marty's yeah very fucking good at prank calls and he's also done a level I know I know but like that's what we have to compare ourselves to here so yeah man that was it was not great all right look seven and a four that makes eleven legs and I give Matt a I'm gonna have to give you a five just for the duration I felt myself zoning in and out and the cringe level was um yeah some really um high level cringe moments and um the path not quite good enough to pay for all of that shit there's no I'm gonna give you a five that's fucked yeah he gave him a seven over mine haha he didn't do it that's part of the part of the appeal that's part of the joke is that he's was so it's bullshit I say I'm pretty high too now maybe I shouldn't have given Michael a seven set like man yeah that's literally called bullshit that you gave him a seven called dominoes give me a five I think about the whole set though sorry that's it that's all you did you didn't do anything funny in it you forgot about very good you forgot about the song how good was the song maybe that's what it was he had no idea no I've had pizza before I don't know get a burger but and that's not a branko it's just a song we had to wait for which we were fine we enjoyed that you were dancing oh snap back to the Moroccan dancing yeah by James the song's one of the best things that's ever happened to me that was incredible maybe I was just in a good maybe I just can't give him any points for the song that's not fair yeah yeah I know yeah I know you're right maybe I'm being biased we should have written these down too because now in my head I know the score that I have to give Matt in order to win or lose yeah true it's tough yeah yeah look I don't know and it's very hard to judge because they were both I feel like the creativity level with both equally shit but one was really short and one was incredibly long and you sort of was just like where's he going with this yeah I fucking changed it in my head it's hard do you do that change on the spot yeah sometimes you gotta like make it up on the fly bro I was gonna go something along like yeah fuck it's hard to judge I'm really worried about that look you know what I'm gonna actually remove myself from this judging process for this week because I'm too high to know what's going on and I'm gonna rest it solely on James's shoulders all right James what do you pick well maybe if what's another way that we can vote or should we have a tiebreaker situation or something give it to the fans if you're wondering if we need a tiebreaker because it's very hard to separate what don't we give it to you Matt would have had it for me what spoiled it for me right at the end was you just saying this is a prank call I wanted to tell me no big I'd already gone through so I didn't want it I know but I don't know that took some reason it took took away from it for me really yeah look tiebreaker listen to this I love listen to this we need a tie I'm going to call any business I'm not gonna tell you guys and you guys both have to work in tandem and we're gonna see who's funnier here during this course I James I'm gonna say nothing I'm gonna call random business and you and Michael have to converse with these people and yeah make something up here we go I just want to leave it to the fans it's gonna take too long no no this won't take long good evening thanks for calling Reading Cinema this is Kate hey Kate I'm just wanting to find out if actually actually Ben can you take this over then I have no idea what it is Michael Brookhouse what time's galaxy three on Michael Brookhouse what time's guardian to the galaxy three on today yeah Michael Brookhouse 8 30 8 30 all right well yeah Michael Brookhouse all right we'll get two tickets to that one please um so I can't book that one over the phone um you either have to book on thank you oh that's boring all right well we'll hit that why I know why can't you have a better system please Michael Brookhouse my name is Michael Brookhouse brother Bill sorry pardon sorry there's just two voices so I couldn't make out one out oh yeah that's right we'll look them up we'll look them up ourselves and book them online look up Michael thank you thanks for your help today you've been great look me up I'm look me up look me up sorry Michael Brookhouse yeah thank you yeah okay look um we actually didn't do too bad ago I thought we'd suck what do you think James that's very it's very hard judging isn't it because like Michael didn't technically do anything funny but then Matt just did the same thing again that's exactly what I thought was gonna happen someone's gonna set up and someone's gonna be hilarious yeah and I just yeah well Michael if that's your definition Matt no no I is that your definition of that prank haul because if that is the case Michael did set up but you were not hilarious no I'm just saying that's all that happened here too that's what you're saying the prank haul is then Michael Brookhouse yeah it's kept saying his name okay so all right look what's the tie break out does it does it pull it more in his way or my way who wins sorry it's tough fuck man it is hard isn't it look I'm I'm gonna give it to Matt wow I'll tell you why I'll tell you why it's just because you you were a really good wingman but that wasn't the project the project wasn't to make him funny it was to make you funnier Matt had a go at being funny he not good yeah but hey it's hard to think of prank calls on the spot I don't know how you do it dude yeah he's a prodigy I had my issue when I was younger is I could not not laugh I could be doing the shittest prank call and I'll piss myself laughing I get people all the time and fuck around yeah Luke prank called his dad one night really it was incredible he peaked it straight away hey look what's so embarrassed fuck that was funny he was like Luke what the fuck you call me for what was he saying to his dad I don't know he was doing some one of those lame things like you know is your fridge running that kind of thing I'm like pretending to be someone else yeah yeah the nob picked it instantly and he was fucking mad and it was so funny oh wow dude that would have been funny yeah I was dying all right so 10 6 to Matt he's coming back he's bringing it home that's like three in a row is it no two in a row you're winning two out of every three lately you're only a few weeks behind now four well we're halfway through the season almost and he's I'm four in front well we're gonna have the four episodes so if you measure if you won those four you'd be even I blame weed yeah 100% yeah yeah but I have been enjoying myself and I can afford because I was like six ahead yeah it's true yeah you can say a little holiday I'm the I'm the rabbit you're the tortoise all right guys let's fucking move along let's move this gravy train to Matt's tinder adventures hit it brown ti and yeah we have Matt's tinder ha ha ha Matthew Brown is lost control now these women will lose their souls question yeah haven't you haven't like no one's had a bong break oh yeah holy fuck go let's have a before we get into these guys I'd prefer it if you were high so go and have a bong bong break and we're back all right there's a segment where we take Matt's tinder we take his we built and his own tinder account and we speak to the girls for him because he's really really struggling to speak to the opposite sex so I try and speak to these girls exactly how Matt would speak to them in real life I've even worked my magic so well that there's now a girl that Matt could potentially go on date on Friday Friday the options there no I don't know so this is what I mean like I just get him endless amount of bird and he just have you seen no I haven't seen I haven't seen because you don't show me anything before yes you know have you ever heard of blind dates and then then you want as soon as you like oh I think I've got it and then you send it through and just that's it and I'm like trust me you want to see this one I would have said no the I would have said no anyway look look look let's move on okay here there's some promising stuff and then don't get me wrong I'm not ungrateful I just I just don't think you know let me finish don't cut me off I'm just saying I just don't think you're looking at at any any girls that I would be interested in I'm just taking a large sample size you know you're taking showing them all two and if there's one in there that matches what you want then you pick her up with with your little tin snips and you drop it down your asshole yeah you're the biggest thumbs in history man yeah imagine that imagine that in your bum anyway let's fucking let's sorry let's move on all right here we go so this girl Matt so oh by the way I have to mention also obviously I had my wedding and then me and Mon went on a fucking bender for two days so I haven't really again written many there's some just very short conversations lots of shorter conversations but some good setups hopefully for next week similar to last week but surprisingly a lot of them unmatched anyway let's get into it so so Matt begins press your back against the wall and slide down slowly I'm feeling pressure that's an odd sentence to start with does it usually work does it work my mother is not an it she's a sheet and yes for your information she actually just got a really good job and she hasn't replied anyway here we go so she starts this conversation she goes hey well well well kai what brings you to tinder I'm stretching my skin out it's false as hell not sure to be honest but when I find out oh no lol what brings you on here I'm greasier than a mechanics toothbrush wow I can't believe I'm telling you this how long have you been single for like four years I broke up with my ex because she kept getting sick it was fucking bullshit what about you are you claiming she hasn't replied that's a deal bracket for Matt Brown was she was she nice oh yeah I guess she was quite nice you fucking ruin everything all right this one is a continuation from last week how are you married so Matt Matt starts with hey and then she didn't reply and then that goes I said hey fuck sake and then she replies with hi oh finally he replied I nearly had given up on us Sarah something told me not to write you off completely though and then I had a dream last night then I check my turn this morning and bang there's your message have you how's your weekend been or is it too much huh hi lol I reply the next day you're the one who took ages I had to punish you for taking so long it's a lot to process and I'm not just making sure and I'm just making sure I'm not wasting my time with someone who won't put in effort for our relationship do you feel me oh my yeah bottle of horse can you imagine how kind are you bottle of horse Matt starts a conversation here very brave split me you've been brushed yet I don't even know what that means like have you done your hair and shit I'm really good at it I used to do my mother's hair I could come over and do it for you bend my fingers it's rare I brush them up well let me have a hack at it I bet I'm better than any hairdresser you've been to scalps on my happy place and shit you got kids I've got a seven-year-old boy he has a bit of fur I'll have a hack at that too when's your next free time some balls of shit dangled in my arse pewds it's bullshit she didn't write back from that did she she's in for a while four balls it's like you just found them whilst typing the message it's a mood change it's super honest Matt starts this one hurry up it's shit I'm on all four scuttling around the house what's your name why Christina just trying to freak my sister out she's blind and she literally has no idea what's going on when I do it I pretend like I've left the house and then I stay completely silent and scuttle from side to side so she only hears my fingertips and feet scratching around she fully gets so scared because it doesn't even sound like how any human or animal moves please tell me she replied no she hasn't replied it's a good set up so proud of his game so proud of torturing his blood so I'm back so this girl shows a bit of interest she opens the messaging with a winky face emoji oh slice me up with a branch take me down with wire and muscle me into a foxhole I'll stay there and belch the alphabet I'm fucking hectic do you want me to read the conversation with date girl yes I don't don't line up any dates because everyone let's read it let's read it not allowed to invite anyone here and I'm not going to any day this is a continuation from a conversation um from a while ago so basically it started with um her saying she can tie like fucking something into a knot with her tongue and Matt asking her to jam the tongue into his ask and then Matt being like when are you next available when can you come over and then she just randomly replies um now one day one one morning at 1 30 a.m remember I showed you that Matt I think that was like during the bucks and Matt then if she came and Matt replies fuck I wish I saw this what would we have done if you came over she replies I would start by playing with your nipples sacking them blowing on them to make them extra pointy I would grab your neck and lead you to the kitchen then I would position your head in the dishwasher and fucking slam the door shut then I would squeeze my balls until they popped oh now that sounds like my kind of fun are you free this week I'm digging my thumbs into my cheek I could possibly make some free time I'm always up for a good head slamming in the dishwasher when I need to know when so I know when to not watch porn that day saturate my sack do you think Friday will give you enough time to fill up and give me a full coating of this matty juice something like this yeah Friday's perfect I'm just swelling with cream already just thinking about slamming the dishwasher doll with all my force on your head seriously let's boil on Friday night let's boil and then we go on to exchange Matt I give her Matt's Instagram and Snapchat so you're welcome Matt and you know that sounds like a bit of fun like that doesn't sound like a dish watch up dude what if you heard her with all your force what if there's a real dude and he was like dead serious just like yeah well that's my top thumb like yeah well that's even better did she watch the podcast like did she know what I honestly have no idea planning not to watch porn this is again a continuation from a girl remember she Matt had a goal was they're having some arguments or bickering a bit because Matt was saying that a good work at in the gym you need to scream screaming and she's getting quite annoying anyway so it ended with her saying you know I'm I am not just not interested you seem like an ass maybe I am an ass but at least the shit pouring out of my ass is real and genuine shit I'm not squeezing my cheeks shut and keeping all my shit inside I'm letting this shit throw freely and cascade out into the world I suggest you do the same good luck out there Sammy it's been real a part of me will always wonder what we could have been I love you did she write that I love you yeah the way you speak is not someone I want in my life ever I just told you I love you and you don't want someone in your life that tells you that and and is honest with you about how to work out properly lol righto sounds like you're just after sex and I'm not okay with that how can you tell someone you love them when you know nothing about them or met them and I'm not after sex sorry I'm a Christian and I don't do sex before marriage love isn't always straightforward or simple Sammy sometimes it's confusing and complicated and believe it or not I actually have massive red hot feelers for you and so all this bickering is actually breaking my heart how can a Christian be so mean to someone that loves them doesn't fucking Jesus teach to always fucking love constant shit I don't know man she's she's thinking surely she'll hold on to that one because she seems to bite at everything which is quite funny wow that was very good this is the last one okay sorry I grant you three wishes why three okay how about unlimited money because that would remove stress isn't bringing freedom to my life good physical and mental health always for myself and family that would hopefully give us long lives to enjoy the freedom and independence of the unrestrained finances and the ability to provide the essentials of massive theories theory so people can achieve self-actualization yeah that is definitely the reply that was one of the best let's just pretend that I did okay but I did say something weird anyway she goes you're a mean genie if you think that's mean wait until I tell you what I used to do to my pet seagulls oh do tell I love cruelty to animals I would duct tape their beaks together and offer them food it'll get so frustrated it was fucking hilarious it's just a joke though I would feed them properly after a few hours are you an air sign leave me the fuck alone was the last bit fake no no that was actually all right that one there probably the best one you're done all right there you go that's mince tins as advances this way well let's move right along everybody to the queue please have a fucking bong break yeah not enough before you do don't forget to like comment subscribe give us a five star review see where our 2.2 now on Spotify really yeah it's going quick man you fuck you guys keep going okay you smash that shit I guess it's going in the morning kind of all that shit steam monetize so we have to rely on you guys because there's no other way spraying the word Matt Brown we're gonna we don't have money to pay for ads to pay for marketing what are you gonna what are you gonna hold a post job and show to people no you're gonna go to the concrete tower and screaming everyone yeah more weed on break no you don't need any more weed bong break hey mate don't you are fucking you're being the the eye of savoron I'm trying to connect with movies yeah it worked I got a little giggle out of that bong break all right guys we're gonna do the queue and a now if you want to answer your questions leave a comment on the money Michael fully actual youtube channel we answer the most liked questions first once you've commented your question have a scroll through the other questions are all our answers and the answers from your questions from the questions and your answers these are answers for your questions and these answers for your question and the questions and your answers these are answered from your question short and sweet yeah just quick all right Matt what do you got cunt first question is from rat master um can we get the host on for the mat verse Michael segment oh yeah yeah we could ask him fuck that would be funny to watch actually he lives on the property really i've never seen him in the car i haven't seen him either in the car event seriously he just doesn't know how to pop it up he can't get out because he can't pop it up oh i'm gonna have to meet this kind of a gone next question is from steven durick durick durick durick depending where he's from um what is the most trouble you boys have ever been in with your parents um fuck would have been hate the trouble at school all the time mum would hate it when the principal called she said that in your in a wedding speech that she really got upset because she'd be just so embarrassed because the principal would just be saying how much of a cunt i was at school and mum would just be like i'm so sorry and then i'd get fucking screamed at straight after but anyway that's probably you can't think of any Michael you're like school captain good boy i was school captain in primary school i've never said that before really so about 50 000 times gone and um then i got caught one time i was with a friend and we snuck out onto a roof of a primary school and we smoked cigarettes and then the police came and took us back to my house really you would have gone in the heaps of shit yeah yeah or are you lying no that's real trespassing and i don't know we were kids so they'd let us off lightly but it was scary my parents were very upset what about you matt this would be fucking good oh i got done for underage drinking yeah that's right yeah oh but you didn't your parents not find anything you got away with us you want to go away with them well i got away with it once too well they didn't really they didn't really angry they sent the fine to the house yeah that's what i and i caught it same thing i'm yeah see the first one i caught it but then the second one i opened it up and left it in my room and mum was like what's this this is so disappointing what are you doing can't be doing that what did you say to it fuck off mum i said sorry about that sorry what about you james oh james this is the parents your parents don't know the greatest sin you've ever committed yeah maybe not the cow was like up there with the funniest story i've ever heard is it a sin if you don't mean it though i'm not sure it's not it's cows but um it's mine is easy that was when um i got that i got um like a bodily harm charge because luke and i egged this bike rider and he got our number plate but that's not the part i got in trouble for this was years later i got the most trouble as a kid when i was 17 i was like oh but i was working at the fucking is this when your dad walked out yeah i was working at the video shop not the one that i worked up with matt the one before that yeah dad showed up to my shift and i was i was like 17 i can walk myself home i live just up the road so i was just like dad and he was like i'm gonna stand outside until you finish your shift and then we're gonna walk home together and you're gonna tell me about your bodily harm charge and i was like oh my god my dad never gets mad and he was fucking pissed he had like a he had an umbrella too i like was i was like he's he's gonna bash me yeah it was intense walk home but i'm not that bad and once i think once i explained to him that i was like i egged someone and i just didn't want to tell you guys because i was embarrassed i paid the fine and moved on and he was like he was far less angry then i think he thought i like oh yeah yeah you probably thought that you'd fucking beat initially yeah yeah it would be in the moment though be terrifying to see a dad where we went home together i was like oh yeah he was he was scary and your dad speaks really well so a disappointed guy such a lovely gentle man i think that's why when i saw him talk to me like that i was like how long till the end of your shift imagine he was there for five hours because he's talking you through the window he was like five or ten minutes he yeah to see him angry would scare me because he is such a sweet man i remember you told me a story a guy nearly realized you like drive through a crosswalk and nearly hit your sister and how angry he was and i was like god that would booted a fucking massive dent in the side of the car yeah just just walked down the road because they parked the car and he just boom kicked the door and put a big dent in it because this guy nearly ran over my sister and he like chased us down the road and dab just like ignored all he's like what's your name you're gonna pay for my car and dad just ignored him just kept walking and eventually just gave up and then what you never were you scared that your parents were going to find out about the cow um i used to care about that yeah used to hide that and now it's sort of just funny that they don't know so it's never brought it up i'll tell you guys maybe when james is married we should say that the wedding yeah it'd be funny wedding story james james is cute a cow or it definitely broke his femur just like great oh fuck all right man what's next gilm milkingstall patrick did ask um can we get the fans to decide a movie for mark to review well if you're fucking reviewed a movie for once hey maybe maybe maybe you do but yes send your suggestions through because i'm happy to throw him out there if they yeah comment whatever you reckon a lot of people do already um a lot of people really do already but a lot of a michael's already seen any other enjoys or hates it trying to find things he's never watched yeah it's one way or the other with you isn't it it's hardly i think it's like a 99 miss rate with matt's movies no but you like you love it or it's fucking trash there's nothing in between yeah i think you've got no culture wow look i fucking played tennis all through my team that's not that's not culture yeah that's why he got no culture every weekend i was at a tournament i'd come like fifth so he's been around he's been around it's great next question is from jay shorn uh he's brown still making mince deposits in the bottle not yeah not at the moment it says it's kind of been it's hard to open like i'm scared i'll open it and pass out and they'll find me the next day dead what's happening in their scientific science i almost squeezed it and then put the lid back on from last time maybe you reckon i don't know maybe people come in every now and then and just play with it i don't know i don't think so next question is from horror vamp how can michael eat dog shit but not taste breast milk great question yeah i thought about it today i probably wouldn't eat fresh dog shit again you probably get sick from it well we did google it but like there was yeah there wasn't anything too alarming okay desperate time actually we'll do it again yeah yeah we'll do it with filming a new little style of um content where we just kind of do like top five times we've been arrested top five grossest videos we've done so they'll be on youtube soon and also james has a fucking new instagram oh yeah it's james underscore okay where he'll be it's james lee underscore it's james lee underscore where he'll be posting behind the scenes shit of all the fucked up shit that we do and also his chinny jim videos and fucking other funny shit can't yeah i thought it was a good idea because currently the instagram i have is literally just like photos of me and my mates and my my girlfriend and yeah it's too personal i like to have a different one as well so yeah it's and like i i feel like we take heaps of good footage that they that everyone would be interested in so yeah give it a little follow i think it'll be a good time yeah some good behind the scenes shit yeah plus chinny jim and clean ups i'm gonna put footage of that shit because i feel like he gets left out of the website videos and it needs to be acknowledged oh yeah that's the man the class i'll fuck sometime and like incredible it's like you need to see it's like i reckon i should start one of you know those have you seen that tiktoker that moe's people's lawns i should do that there's another guy i'm gonna give you a free clean there's shit and piss and vomit everywhere bam it's fixed there's a guy who does pools and he's got like 15 million right i'll be the clean man cleans pools yeah he cleans pools it's like really well he'll leave his concrete tower so but our pools not like they're like he goes like swamp looking fucked things and turns into you have seen that it's a beautiful pools yeah it does sound interesting anyway sorry next question is from jc pablo um next bender um can we strap a gopro to marco and let the magic unfold hail to the king of rats that would be fun except we're like it's just the only reason we don't feel personal we don't feel much of our when we have our boy strips and shits because a lot of our friends aren't used to being on camera and like so there's a camera in your face it's kind of like you're very aware of it and it's just kind of changes people act differently yeah exactly people just changes the atmosphere a bit so we just like to just chill and not have to worry about that to make it even more enjoyable but we'll tell you guys in vivid detail what that does is that at a boys trippy once that's to happen yeah next bender yeah all right man imagine that bender we went away to the mountain imagine the box oh yeah just be vision yeah the pistol and everything the box would be perfect yeah the box would be good oh actually the box so many benders if we had footage of Luke slopping that that drink on the michael's back he was man accurate i'd watch that on repeat like a little rat in you because it was higher than the rock instinctively that that was a good chance it's so dark so we had to like carefully scuttle over these massive rocks look just swaps the water straight away a little rat runs on the hawk attack and he got you that scream biggest question is why don't you just go through the room i don't know you sort of go with whatever you didn't yeah well you think it's the best it's like a big song but i just thought of a new channel called bender boys oh man we just we strap go pros to our heads and then we party for weeks on end that would be fun maybe 10 years ago but now man we'd fucking i'd be dead within three months hey look anyone wants to start it we'll fund it bender boys and you just put a go dude we'd be there'd be so many funny things oh we would catch if we did that our whole lives fuck we'd be fucking we'd be king and queen of this country probably next rest is from jarred um have you boys ever considered buying matt a wife from either asia or russia would you do that is that still a thing i wonder how much that is because if that's not that much we should seriously i'm gonna write that down would you do it what about it's a real such a fun vlog real beautiful girl i can tell he's like he's not he didn't like aggressively say no yeah because i i would be interesting to have him come here for a week the process would be so cool do you see that that's what i'm thinking that the process is rude as a doco on it i'd love to do that with you brown we go and find your wife absolutely in bangkok a wife yeah let's do it we're gonna find a fucking wife i love that great idea whoever that was who was it jarred jarred thank you jarred all right would you do that matt would you actually commit to the marriage look what about we do a trial run she lives with you for three months she doesn't get anything no sex cut it off if you want not allowed to have sex with her though well we'd have to go to thailand to do that though i don't think they like you can bring them back but you have to go over there for the whole process oh so we can't get a male like a russian to come here and maybe i would have thought of the from what louis the rucho and his doco they go there they like do this huge question now with you and then they give you multiple matches and you go on multiple dates and then you pick one oh wow that does sound yeah i reckon well just buy a wife go in september you must feel so much better you can actually just go and fucking buy one holy shit i never even considered that you don't need to go out and meet women you just go and buy them go and buy a wife matt are you gonna do it sell some of your basketball cards right in your vows goodbye russian person and and a thailand lady have multiple choice he would love that he's gone quiet he's shaking his head because he knows he has to but deep down he loves the thought of that multiple next question is from sam sam patroni um can you show us any videos you took in high school do you have any footage from high school there were no phones there was like the fucking flip phones we're fucking all this shit there was no like people just can't like i can't even remember a time without having a camera in your hand but oh man they were the days i'm telling you what literally just never had a phone in my hand i would leave my phone at home because it was so like you go to school to talk to people there's no texts to read there's no notifications from facebook or anything i would go home and then use my fucking hand i took those wind up um cameras you know the wind up film caress to mexico so remember that long ago no i remember the days remember the days when matt brown didn't have a phone and he was like hey guys hey how you going yeah yeah and he's always he'd always waved from a great distance now matt brown's i've always had a phone matt brown it's just like only in the last five years matt's had a phone he's there hang on you're overselling this that's not what it is it's when i sit next to you we play fortnight that's when i choose my time he's so cute too have you seen it like a little mermaid like yes just really i don't know you'll see it's so cute yeah matt brown without a phone probably do that if i have this couch to myself i remember those days it was so cool not having a phone i like honestly ride your bike that's all i do every weekend yeah then go play like hide and seek so much sport the only thing that i don't like about it is that is that we fucking would have so much funny fucking footage man imagine oh we used to what would so much dumb i'm stupid and did the dumbest shit back then but you don't think if a couple of videos that's reward i mean the birthday video we made for cassie oh man henry and then we like just flashes of our dicks in it and shit like it was just fucking intense couldn't do that these days no yeah that was a good birthday video but like whenever we did have to have a camera we just did the film most fucked shit i mean henry used to do like we called it jack jackhouse or sketch house or something across between jack ass and skid house remember the show ski skid house i remember skid so skits and like stunts and shit and we had a yeah man no editing or anything we just used to walk around and film each other in trolleys and some of the early days i used to watch you because snapchat's been around for so long i remember you guys would send snapchats to people oh my god before you started filming and they were out of control like dicks and assholes and i would have these i went through this period where to make Michael laugh i'd go out we'd go out and get fucking hammered come on like four and we're like oh he should like snapchats and people i'd be able to get Michael to film me and i'd send like to the most fucked shit and with my dick and shit just really fucked up shit and then send them to like it's the people that i sent it to that would make Michael laugh because i'd send it to like old high school friends that you sort of didn't really know or speak to you like people they would just be really shocked to see that it was so it was so intense like remember and then i remember waking up my roommate pepper i'd just like wake up like oh fuck because i'd sent pepper them like i have to run out every now and then until i'm not to wash it's so cringe that i did that shit man i would have laughed because like 20 like really inappropriate chicks that i barely or like knew or had spoken to just really fucking cringy yeah i'm not like sexual at all it was all just really gross and like fucking crazy making strange sounds and like galloping to the just shit like that we can we can end it there that was very good all right let's move right along to the Mimi movie reviews brown hit that bitch oh fuck here we go all right oh is this still the same one yeah matt's got a movie for michael to review matt's father's name is gregg and michael would rather be dead this is michael's movie reviews i thought he was laughing do you need notes or he's just gonna i know all about this shit you didn't watch it did you didn't watch it what's the point fuck the segment off then if you're not gonna watch it what a waste no no i did that was a lie no i don't want to hear it no actually he did he told me it's time for prank call oh where is it your time is there for now okay which one did you watch michael uh the american beauty oh great film yeah it was not bad he didn't watch Kevin space he was great and have you not seen that yeah that's a very good movie he didn't watch american beauty no he watched la confidential did you watch both because you've had two to watch i only watched la confidential i didn't have time for a fucking blue crush okay wasn't blue crush it was point break same thing now this is you basically got me to watch a shit version of the departed it is like that has be b-grade departed level movie the departed is okay and gangster films as i've said before with the whole bad cop good cop detective shit fuck off you've got no culture no it's shit i'm over like swirling it was two hours and 30 minutes dude oh yeah it was so it was three films in one i don't remember dude it i was mad i did i fell asleep three times amber woke me up and i sort of get mad at her because i had to watch this fucking piece of shit film so like yeah you made it a rough night tell me something about it okay uh mr cosmos the the name that they say all the time rolo tamasi yeah there you go same thing mr cosmos close that is not meant by that the whole twist at the end when the warden from the longest yard comes in and you said this already and you said you didn't watch it at that point so i want to hear something else did you watch it i how they compete and there's that prostitute that they both fuck and then they sort of become friends at the end it was a long long battle dude it was shit it was really bad did you enjoy denny devido that was the best part but he died and i was like oh yeah so you like denny devido he loves denny i love denny devido yeah he's fucking be fun have a round always sonny in philadelphia just great show in the back is hard as i can throw him hammer throw style yeah i'm looking around at great speeds and launch him anyway so yeah this is just another film that you've given me that i can see you thinking so artsy and wow look at all the shots look at how they're like the time that it was filmed 1997 culture doesn't matter it's so bad dude it's you can't enjoy things it's quite sad dude your favorite film is we were talking about a film just before what fucking um oh it's going brain damage brain damage apocalypto great film oh the the mid-summer you guys were talking about mid-summer great film we agree on sometimes well i only agree on the good ones these ones are shit i'm gonna say about 28 percent you and me agree on what that's just because you like all the movies that michael likes because he likes so i reckon there's i reckon maybe like two are any movies that michael likes that you yeah i really don't think there could be michael looks strange sandblot kids i like that love the sandblot kids fucking amazing yeah it's very good do you like stand by me yes very yeah great do you like without a paddle yeah do you like that good i haven't seen that oh it might not hold up now but it was hilarious when i was a kid do you like the travel pants of the sisterhood the sisterhood of the traveling pants yeah yeah it's all right it's cute dude i'd never watch that i just wanted to set you up have you seen bush whacked do you remember bush whacked no yeah i do what is that about again that's great what's that about um they it's a squat a scout group who'd go into for a wilderness trip and they think they're getting matched up with like an incredible scout leader but it's actually a yeah yeah it's right away from prison that's right and then there's a scene where they they all piss off the edge and it's and they end up pissing on the people in the dude yeah oh get that they get that rain go to watch that fuck that is all that sound good yeah he likes that you might actually yeah he'll like it are you the bad guy who's the guy daniel loyd isn't it yeah children's movie the goonies all that shit so you like the goonies i like you don't like back to the future it's bizarre i got into the goonies when i was like 19 years old what's your favorite movie billy madison billy madison is probably titanic no no no it's tom green or so maybe freddy got fingered is a masterpiece in its own right see this is where his problem is guilty i haven't seen that oh you haven't seen that oh dude it's it's very i don't know we yeah i would love to watch that when we've had a bit of weed yeah yeah 100 percent it's because it's old too you'll the comedy is always different so yeah it gets very big daddy as well big daddy's a great comedy daddy's very good but you like comedies you like marty marty likes a certain type this was too detective it's too like oh because you wouldn't want to have to think so much it was so i know you love a will ferrell comedy action shit you literally pick the plot ten minutes in i fucking hate it every time there's a love interest you're a bit even fucking what was that tom cruise movie that yeah probably i'm probably wider than that top gun two within ten minutes when he spoke to that guy in the bar um who ends up saving his life at the end right you you can immediately pick it like i literally said tomorrow and that guy's gonna have a pivotal role right at the very end of the movie of course it's the son of good fucking life it's the son of the same shit though it's the same fucking format every time so there's no excitement that you know what's gonna happen lord of the flies alive oh man fucking action movies that's why i like gamathrone so much because fuck you never knew what was gonna happen in that show did you like him holy shit you get into that i reckon i feel like i would too from is letting me down lately i liked the last episode that's okay i've only watched the first like six episodes in so i'll give it a bit more of a shot i want more zombies though more of those monster things i agree 28 days later greatest zombie film ever made banger i don't have to greatest ever made but it is very very good it is watch that high and you will never ever ever come down shawna the dead do you like shawna the dead good good film but like it's just sort of like a that is actually a fucking even dawn of the dead when they were in the like shopping mall that seemed like fun yeah i like shawna i like doing that as a kid anyway i'm getting very we're being movie yeah sorry but sorry about that fuck man i don't know matt you fucking took over for a bit yeah that's what i do but it's so good that we watched that you watch the other confidential because there's an actor in that an Australian actor not rossel crow not guy pierce another Australian actor right who's in that film that's connected to james lee oh the simon simon baker is in it he dies simon baker isn't it he nearly got this and simon baker and james lee almost had a fucking fight yeah well it was less me it was more my mate but i backed you in that for sure that's a story for another time so all right let's fucking we've been going for the next movie is blue crush i'll watch it next week it's point break and anyway all right so michael must watch point break what do you give that movie out of ten man a two one one all right there you can't be metric it's all one all right all right um fucking now what was he after watching next week point break blue crush same thing point break all right so blue crush i guarantee i'll fucking hate this it will be so bad i can guarantee it too yeah we'd have better movies for you if you actually watch these at the start i mean i haven't seen it but it isn't like fucking surfing and crime he hates both those things yeah yeah that's gonna make for a very good review next week anthony kid is does make an appearance okay we are going to do our po box right now okay where you can send us shit that we open live on the podcaster we do not know what is in these packages if you want to send us shit send it a po box two five six take them four zero one a queensland australian and please send us some hair so we can continue to fill that matt's pubic hair that we're going to put on him at the cell in the season finale as you can see it's starting to fill i have a feeling pubes yes it's something yes guys keep the pubes coming i think of the pubes it'll be so much funnier than the pubes are are what did you just say about the pubes send us pubes yeah why it's for fun yeah but what did you say is going to happen with him well we got money put him on matt yeah when oh wow it's an american one dollar note i don't know about that that's cool oh really we got an american one dollar note yeah marty and fuck put that into fucking bitcoin i hope this letter finds you both doing well i'm writing to express my admiration of your incredible content blah blah blah your videos have brought me countless hours of entertainment and laughter i would be honored if you could provide me with an autograph okay so we've got to sign this picture and then matt he's got some note thing oh shit guys rip something up that wasn't meant to just started did you rip that i think that's the return fucking envelope i just started fucking fiddling and ripped it did i this is why we can't have nice things is you guys break them or just sticky tape it's fine sign it and then make sure this gets to mr john i thought this was the rubbish i thought this is what the letter came in kevin i can see where you made that we can do that for you kevin thank you for your support and a beautiful picture of us that you've chosen we will do that thank you kevin all right matt what do you got scary one it's a big package it could literally be anything we've been sent some for the pipe bomb there's a little nitro world's hottest gummy bear oh for fuck's sake people love seeing the brown consume hot chilies fucking hell look it's in the brown do you want some help opening it why is it so fragile do you want some help opening it because you've got the ufc gloves on yeah yeah dude if you do that we'll give you this power wrapping you can put that in a bank you know interest rates all right so this this guy's is the world's hottest chili chili gummy bear and it looks fucking terrifying little nitro oh no good time hot as gummy bear what do you think matt brown i think i like the box and we should keep it in the box we can keep the box when you just have when you just have a nibble of it or at least a smell let's just get it out and have a whiff of it hey come on let me have a little help you i do it but i'm a guest and you do not treat guests that way oh you fucking the matt loves his stickers is that a sticker yeah that is so fucking mad love stickers oh big stickers are the best i've been really getting into stickers lately real yeah send me your stickers i can send me around some stickers yeah i'd love some stickers nothing rude but just send me some stickers right okay it's not a sticker oh it's not a sticker all right let's pull it out thought that they could be a sticker it looks fucking deadly i don't know let's just open it i want to have a scoville rating give me the rating of heart attack can i just have a smell of it matt james james please it doesn't say that that's not good you know it does say that it's flammable i mean it's flammable it says oh shit oh the next experience for those who seek the heat lil nitro has a signature nine million scoville rating what does that mean hot as fuck i suppose nine million i think so yeah it says right there could be mild brown i've got to stop eating stuff that comes through the mail it's not it's not that bad it's only 900 times hotter than a jalapeno oh is that it oh i might have it then i actually no you have it sprinkle it on your salad that's got it in his little pink hands that's hot yeah smell it it's a smell hot it kind of clears the sinuses suck up your nose i would imagine snorting the world's hottest gummy bear mays well either oh my god no no put your tongue on it for two seconds actually that's bad it literally got me it's not bad it's a fucking big old long hair on it oh i'm brown-tatted in his mouth that's why wait wait oh yeah it does instantly give you a little bit of fun on the tongue yeah but none mays will eat it all right or at least bite into it and just see what happens i'm so scared i can eat it this is always a bad time you just swallow like a tablet wouldn't do anything if you did that stop wow guys come on let's not be silly eat the sausage brown i'm not done oh it's okay oh my god you're okay swallow it swallow it swallow it swallow it swallow it swallow it swallow it swallow it slip a little snake no have you chewed it yeah that's why i'm chewing it dude this one's all right compared to the other ones yeah my tongue's stinging all right let's continue with the prank it's good that it's not so it's just nice and tiny just have a drink have a drink have a drink have a drink have a drink some milk oh that's if you've forgotten just scald it sake man let's just open the mint bottle for and we're back i did a little fart yeah i've done a little fart and i'll tell you what uh it's prank call time yeah i'm gonna call a butcher that someone has sent in and said that this particular butcher is very aggressive so i'm gonna call as arnold fine and see if i can't sell him some pigs of mine this is the butcher 2.0 okay you shut up and you listen uh i have a premium product butary hello my name arnold fine i a small farm uh north brisbane and i look to sell my pork fresh pork i call butcher who i speak to where you are about uh you buy my pork uh might you have to ring up in the morning what say say that again i'm not here you weird noise i have to ring up in the morning and talk to the boss uh no i need to speak someone now can you take a message for boss what's the message message for boss okay tell him okay you have pen you write this down okay you say arnold fine he probably know my name okay i quite famous for sell pork brisbane my name arnold fine i have a 50 pick fresh fresh organic pick okay hand read by myself they live in my house write that down they live in my house with my wife okay so they treat it like human people okay pig human same thing i won't sell okay per pick 500 dollar that's the 500 dollar per pick but i sell all 50 pick you write that down okay this pig like my family okay right that's pretty cheap make i know i know okay must i must sell pick i am leaving country okay i must go home uh so i must sell pick quickly that's why i'm saying i don't have till morning to call back because um i have a offer okay from other butcher i need to get i need to flick flick them away now so you tell your boss a huge deal big deal he a businessman so he want good business and you tell him my pick like my family uh i love my pick uh fresh um do you sleep can you talk to him yeah yes put him on uh he's not here did you just say put him on did you do you like him don't waste my time okay i trying to do you favor okay you make her so much money from my pick fresh premium pick my wife she's sick my pick premium flash pink do not lie and waste my time you want a pig or no you snack you you snack you fucking snack you dare face my time you know you don't want to pick because my accent uh well i know where you live client i pick the two cheeks what you mean i need to get rid of my pick okay i leave i leave the country on monday are you clean are you clean or not a client you climb around with me i tell you i need to get rid of pick otherwise i get gone and i have to shoot them and i leave them in the uh flicking around in the backyard huh you see what i say huh you write that down i see what you say you slack client everything 50 50 pick okay 500 times a 50 you understand you're a businessman let's talk we do business huh what say you darling come maybe me you'll sit down not the best uh but um we're gonna i'd like the butch idea let's do like fucking five of them next week and get a good reaction dude butches are just great people that's not true sorry not all of them yeah i'm sure there's a you're really generalizing there michael i hate generalists that was very so i'm not progressive then get matty's chair and let's fucking get out of here all right matt this is your chair for next week are you ready for i'm excited you have to try it can i get a drum roll please everybody do i have to close my eyes yeah are you gonna move this or just no no it's it's very very how long do i have to do this for close your eyes matt brown it's okay it's all right fucking panic be here with us please it's okay bosley it's okay why do i feel like this is just going to be a piss take and i'm and it's just it's you've oh matt michael hasn't taken a lot you know of interest in you know the segments lately you've been slacked i feel like this is just going to be one just a one we've thought about this one okay and this will be yours for the next five close your eyes drum drum drum roll all right here it comes he's bringing it in close your fucking eyes matt brown close your fucking eyes be careful careful careful watch the chords what's the lights do i need to move my feet all right ready and open your eyes go it's a bye it's a bye you're so bad hey guys didn't take any effort what do you mean this is good shit can you try it out this is gonna be you i've tried this already that's gonna that's look how fucking good that is wait can you pop it jammed you might need to speak into the mic can you prop this so it doesn't fall yeah easy yeah just put it that leg on that side and that leg on that side and then it doesn't please test it yeah that'll work yeah if you can do you can do that if you can prop it out i've already sat on it trust me i have just show everyone what it looks like beautiful and then show everyone what it looks like when you're on the bike we'll we'll cheer out with it we're the best because there's no one there's nothing better than brown on a bike yeah that's pretty good put your other leg down put your other leg down yeah it's propped there you go there you go and you can rock back to back to back yeah that's all right you can put your she looks good yeah you can put your laptop on the handlebars fuck me that's looked you look so hot right now brown this is going to help you in the tinder segment thing too i've been learning you're about like brown on the bike athletic and it's not a bicycle michael had a bicycle but now that bicycles browns anyway guys don't forget to like comment subscribe give us a five star review thank you for listening we love you cunts we'll see you guys next week follow my new instagram sorry james james james is instagram sorry i shouldn't have done that was james lee it's james lee underscore we've 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