 Hola amigos, ¿Qué tal? Mi llamo Kevin. Wait. Is this cultural appropriation? Maybe if I just ditch the Spanish, then it's still okay. Am I cancelled yet? Look, this is just my fashion sense, okay? Just deal with it. I think I look great. And look, I just, I don't grow mustache facial hair so well. That's why I'm always sticking to stubble because I just, I can't grow a full mustache. So this, this just makes me feel better about myself and who are you to judge? Anyway, today we're going to be playing a Wii game that involves shaking maracas and making a rhythm. I think I've played every other rhythm game out there, so I guess this is the last one. I know there's going to be another weird one. Someone's got to recommend me one where you play like the Tin Whistle or something. Then I can go back to looking Irish, even though I don't think this disguise is working so well. Like, could you tell it was me this whole time? You know what? I need to stop rambling and we'll actually go play the game. I mean, firstly, because I'm rambling and secondly, because to my pale complexion, even these studio lights are too much. Okay, time to go make beautiful music. Come join me, senior, and seniorita. This feels wrong. Oh, I'm not sure how this is going to work because if I'm like, maracking hard, it's going to be hard to hear me. Even he laughed. Oh, yes, I get to use my me. I'm so happy. I wish he had a sombrero on though. There's a career. I can do this as a career. I've never been happier. I'm shaking it. Do something. Wait, I have to move them around? What the? This is going to be so difficult. Do I need easy? No, I'm dressed for the occasion and everything about this situation is normal. So we should play Normal Difficulty. Oh, now that is a song. Live in La Vida Loca. Yep, that about sums up my day. Oh, God. Okay, this is harder than I had anticipated to be honest. I didn't expect these to be so noisy. Stop booing me. I'm probably not even booing my performance there. Like, dude, this is cultural appropriation at its worst. Stop it. Wait, is this freestyle? Oh, sorry. I don't know how to freestyle. How can you fail a freestyle? Like not doing anything is still a freestyle. I think these maracas were a mistake. Like this is going to be so obnoxious to listen to. All right, we'll at least finish one song with them. Oh, look at that. I bet that sounded great on the mic. It's like ASMR. Isn't that nice? Oh, that was my freestyle. My ASMR was freestyle. That was a pose thing. Sorry. I think I was close at some point there. I never knew having a mustache was this itchy. This is why I always stick to stubble. Oh, God, it's itchy. Dios mio. Papa loves mambo. Papa does love mambo. Okay, we're going to do one more with the maracas. And then we might have to ditch them because they're really obnoxious. I mean, I love them. I just think for the audio, it might be a bad idea, you know? Actually, no, this is great. That DNA test was wrong. There's definitely some Latino in me. Yeah, I found my calling. I've never had as much fun in my life. Yeah, this is me. This is me now. I know it's like a Wikipedia page of me out there somewhere and I want to change the picture of me doing this. The description can just say, see attached picture. My me dancing around there is like a pecking cursed nightmare. Oh, I'm good. That got me an A in the pose at the end. Oh, Dios mio. 89% fantastic. All right. I think it's time for some cha-cha. Oh, dedos de monta-quilla. Wait, I'm still in the rhythm of the last song. I can't really hear the actual song over me shaking these things. Okay, you know what? Let's ditch them. I have a feeling it's going to ruin the audio of the video anyway. Well, that was 30 quid. I'll never get back or never use again. 12 seconds later. I miss my maracas. I want to play with my maracas. This is no fun. This is lame. Like a while ago, I was cool. Now I just feel like a loser. Everybody, everybody do the cha-cha. Where's my me? What have you done with him? Have you killed him? Oh, wait, I see them in the background actually. Why have they been demoted to background dancer? How did Guitar Hero become such a huge thing? And this didn't. I don't understand. Like, this is satisfaction. This is rewarding. I think if they re-made this for the switch and included the clothing, it would sell well. They also included this cigar, which a little bit, uh... No, I think I'm too afraid to put this in my mouth. A lot of viruses going about. And I don't imagine this is the highest of quality control. It looks back in awful. I don't know if you can see that, but it looks really bad. All right. I don't want to influence people to smoke anyway. And I know if people saw me smoking like this, they'd be like, Oh, he looks cool. And then they do it. So I'm just doing my part for the community. You've unlocked a weak guy. What's that supposed to mean? It's just not the same without the maracas. I feel lame without them. Oh, cold call. Hello? You're gonna have to speak up and wear your sombrero. They hung up. Why does that tiger look so sad? I bet it's because I put away the maracas. He's upset. I'm upset. I miss them. This isn't the same. I'm gonna finish this song and then I'm putting on my maracas. I don't care if the audio is awful. Wait, what? Oh, I'm supposed to dance. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Wow. That feels so sassy. Oh, now it's underneath. Wow. Jesus, look at that sun. That's the most cursed sun since the Teletubbies. The soundtrack is amazing on this game. What the hell? I got a bee. That's not bad. I've earned my maracas back. It's like an angel learning his wings only cooler and sounds better. Congratulations on what? I'm gonna put on my wrist straps because with great power comes great responsibility. Jesus, Parker, you are a freak. Okay, we're on to the Mr. Cactus' challenge. Take on me. Oh my God. I'm so happy right now. You see this? This is me in perfect happiness. Yeah. This is peak happiness. What is this? This is amazing. They have a better soundtrack than any other music game I've ever played. God, I'm good at what I do. Is that it? We did it. Everyone's got nuts. They won an encore. Even the trees are happy or stoned or both. Oh my God. Mr. Cactus is scary. Now that is commitment. Look at him. He's impaled himself with his maracas. I don't recognize these other songs, but I'm going to give them a go anyway. Or wait, can I go into and just pick whatever I want? Play love, love cooperatively with the computer. I don't know what that means, but I like the sound of it. Wait, what is going on? Hold up. Hold up. Hold on. I'm confused. Does the computer love me yet? Please, I'm putting my heart and soul into this song. They love me. Hooray. At least someone does. Go to the next stage. No, no, we're not ready for that. We just met. What are the minigames? Show me minigames. Volleyball? Okay, let's try volleyball. Amigo versus linde. What? Play ball. Wait, no, how do I play it? Explain. What? What? What? That is depressing. I don't even use motion for this. You just use the arrows. Why is this in it? This is so bad. I'm really annoyed. You really dropped the ball on this. Not me. Leave. If I'm not good at it, that means it's bad. Wait, what? What am I doing? What? Oh, okay. I don't really understand why this should involve maracas. Go nuts. Kill him. Murder him. Murder him. He probably can't even hear me right now. I didn't even break him. Is the thing made out of feckin stone? Oh my God. Look at that crowd in the background. I don't know which is scarier, to be honest. I think maybe the one that's just kind of going up and down like that. That is terrifying. Oh my God. There they are again in the background. Just standing in the middle of them playing ball. All right. Power rush it is. Yeah, okay. You see, this actually involves the maracas. I understand this. God, now this is a workout. Speck going to the gym. This exercise every muscle in the body. Now you can play guacamole. Is that the hit song from YouTube? Guac amole. Guac guac amole. It's guacamole. Let's play it. Oh, that's not guacamole. You know, I don't think many games are this game's strong point, to be honest. I think they do a good job with the music and we should keep it at that. I'm going to move up to hard and play us out with a song we all love. Oh, I'm feeling hot, hot, hot. This isn't so hard. Yeah, this is easy. Yeah, I think I'm just getting really good at this game. Because hard feels really easy to me now. What is this? What the hell? What was that? Oh, come on. How is this? What is going on? Why are you booing me? It must be Spanish for your great more songs. Okay, we can do this as a final send off. I wanted to do the last one as a send off, but it wasn't very good. And also I failed it, but I have a feeling I might fail this one too. I turned off dancing so it's just maracas and I have a feeling it'll get a bit intense. Okay, this is actually harder than I anticipated. It's not just the rhythm. It's just it's all over the place. Wait, why are you telling me to do the dances still? And why are you telling me to hit things at the same time? Okay, now I'm getting my groove. Yes, I am talented after all. It just took me 26 years to figure out what my talent was. Maracas on the Nintendo Wii. Oh, I got a C. I wanted a B. I think I got up to B and then I lost it because well, I'm shit. All right. I think we've done enough. I've shown that I am exotic even though I'm supposedly a hundred percent Irish. There's definitely some Latina in me. I think I just fit in here. What can I say? Well, I don't know if that's a good thing to say. Actually, when everything in this game looks cursed, my me definitely fits in here. All right. Well, I'm going to leave it there. I will thank you very much for watching this video. I hope these weren't too obnoxious throughout the video, but I just added to the whole experience and made it feel more real. Hopefully it didn't interfere too much and you could actually still hear me. Thank you very much for watching. I appreciate you as all this folks. Manana mass and bye for now.