 I've been working till the break of 4.45 I'm getting all her medic raise And I can't be fine, must wait till age 57 Till I can retire with an inflation-adjusted pension That continuously keeps going high Oh, it's a damn shame What the world's come to They want us back in the office On Mondays too, wish I could just wake up And it not be true, but it is Oh, it is, not living in the real world And you'd know, sure I got dental But it's bad I go mental Cause I had to fill out both of these forms I also see price-hacks on necessities I had to purchase my rental in Ocean City Please don't tell anyone It's so embarrassing, the plight of rich men North of rich men I just sit here wasting my whole life away Cause this verification code is taking all day How do you expect me to check my 401k Plus my fudge-round supplier no longer takes Apple Pay Oh, it's a damn shame What the world's come to It takes one person to do my job So we have just wake up And it not be true, but it is Oh, it is, not living in the real God health care, but I get an in-depth scare Only with his pen He just sits there on his back now on Tuesdays I just might collapse the plight of rich men North of rich men We're just like you