 But imagine like a Russian e-fap You'll be like devoid of Your character will be like what do we would all have to do you'll have drinky drunky the wreck is past vodka drinky drunky drunky That's racist dude. They don't have to be drunk All the rest of the stuff we drink vodka for breakfast lunch You just say Allah Cannot say this oh hello audience. We've been gone for a long time guys. We need to apologize We are sorry audience. We just don't care about you You cannot say this this is very racist my silly you must cut the field wire There's alright. Oh, I haven't actually got the correct thumbnail done for this. Whoops got cynical CJ in the thumbnail right now. Oh We have talking green person here and you won't even represent him That is my tonal bad. I'm gonna fix it right now As we're speaking while we're waiting for people to pop in I'm not delay Token pipe man token pipe man who can pipe me say that Isn't token the guy who wrote they he wrote the Lord of the Rings movies. Yes token token George RR token George RR token. Yeah, his his son Demetri token. No, he um he Is that game? Or in the right token it was Lord of Thrones Game of game of the rings is what it was. He wrote game in the rings Yeah, isn't it like there's nine rings and you've got to beat the boss to get a ring or whatever once you get nine you win Well, the key is to get to nine rings and put them on your hands at the same time So that only one of your fingers doesn't have a ring on it and it becomes gotta be the left And it becomes like the powerful finger right because it's powered by the rest of the fingers It can control one of your fingers controls the fingers that are ringed the ring fingers I see that you hold up the pinky and then everyone just bends to your will My opinion like that's the guy who started law right invented law. I can't believe people pay us for this I Can't believe that people like Jack are like you guys won't give me super chats and people are paying us for saying shit That doesn't make any sense. I mean game in an accent. It makes sense game of the galaxy brain. Oh, you don't galaxy brain Listen that there's anything that I've learned from galaxy brains. It's that moderation We're gonna get to that we've got so much so much shit to get to you I'm not even kidding like we've got more bebes to look at today that ever and we've got more Announcement related intro things than ever and we've got a really long video to cover so Just FYI if anyone wants to drop out at any point you are more than welcome to you Don't stay for the whole thing. It's just that there's lots planned because we haven't been here for a while That's bad on that case. I'm out. You're allowed to leave. We're just gonna shame you You could go anywhere you want but you can't stay I mean, I don't know why you stay here, but it's okay So I figured start since we have heard from you on so many times I still haven't asked him this you know about our running thing of Who will be the most inconsistent character of episode 9? No, I don't It was started ages ago and the idea is that you We're all having a bet on who we think will be the most damaged or inconsistent character of episode 9 now The obvious picks are Kylo and Lando and so we've disqualified them You have to pick something more interesting than that and so I was about to say I was about to say Kylo The the current runnings are Me cynic snacks and cinema sins sins have all voted for Finn Alex Boxes or a blessed pipe man And CJ voted for Poe Rags has voted for Hux Wolf has voted for Ray and then we can warrior and metal a vote for Luke. So it's What do you think? man like that Man, that's so difficult because they're all such good choices Or I'm just trying to think like because worse doesn't necessarily mean most inconsistent because if it was the worst It'd probably be Ray, but the most inconsistent What what is um, I Don't know like what what is Finn like what's what's what's going on with him, you know It's really you could make an argument for all of them in my opinion, but I think you should I guess like Hux would depend on whether or not Abrams decides to just completely disregard everything that was in the last Jedi and then just Goes back you wouldn't do that Yeah, that's Ryan's gig. I Don't like I don't know what they're meant to do, you know at this point like um, hmm. All right I'm gonna start over that time jump I'm a lock-in Marvel. They're gonna have to work after Marvel. Whoo. Yeah, and I actually like Finn Like I like him more than most of them. So uh, that's that's probably yeah, I reckon Finn I'll go with Finn. There we go And I was gonna say if you want to get that that thing about DMC start with well while people are still coming in right, so um So I'm sure everybody here has been playing Devil May Cry 5 and if not you should because it's legendary I've heard it's really good. I think I'm gonna jump on then I'd like to have a good action game to play some Yeah, I think that's probably the main thing about it, right? It's like a good action game Which there hasn't been for a while like it's a game that embraces its gaminess You know, it doesn't like it doesn't like tone it back so that it's more realistic or anything like that And it's just so good in so many ways and um Then somebody told me on twitter the downward thrust said it was a button masher um All right, so Apparently he deleted the video though I was gonna say there was a video for that as well as a twitter post and he got a lot of flak for it quickly His audience turned on him quickly and before it even got to the algorithm if you don't know As they should have as they should have because I read a comment on there that said um Have some respect for your audience before you fucking call dmc a button masher and I was like, oh Let let this game be the thing that brings you back because the other day make a video on down with thrust video Yeah, yeah, I just want to tell you the other day I got really Really high and I was on youtube because I had nothing better to do with my life And then I started binge watching your videos and then I spent the whole day and I watched every video you've ever made Wow, I was like This fucking green dude needs to make more shit Yeah, I realized he only made like three videos in like the past year Yeah, I know it's uh my last video was an eight three plus Oh, yeah, did you did we mention because again, I don't know anything about the dmc, but he plays the game on auto Why why would he do that? The why the why is important, but it's it's funny to consider when you call it a button masher if if I understand it correctly man like I I can't fathom Like this game has the whole dmc combat is about directional attacks So you just cannot button mash. Otherwise you can't win Oh, unless you're playing on easy, maybe but what is auto mode? Um, well, I I don't know because I haven't played it on auto mode You know, I mean like I just have no idea because I played it properly I know metal commander's in chat, uh, and he he knows what it is Explain it in a comment and at me with with an answer there Hold on. I'm just I'm just gonna pretty sure everybody's gonna do it now. So you've all Yeah, it's basically an auto assist mode Automates and randomizes the combat system by performing special attacks and combos for you by just repeatedly pressing a single attack button Oh So instead of having to learn the combat and do combos yourself, you just have the game to it for you Game it's game journalist mode Yeah No wonder just press this button over and over and it'll play for you 10 out of 10 IGN Yeah, just does everything for you. I guess is the quick answer What is the fun in that though? Like what is the fun in that? Yeah, fuck that shit Playing it seriously make make more videos Yeah, so I like it down with thrust to lead his video because it was terrible And it's just another example of like oh dad with that never stop never stop making videos keep going Like what was he thinking? I mean he wanted to bank on the fuse. He didn't understand what DMC even was He's just like yeah, I mean he he's been proven to have made videos lying about warframe when people looked and found out He only had like two hours logged into the game This is why I've said previously like just make videos on things you actually have a passion for if it's negative or positive Make it with a passion. Otherwise, you'll just be like Fuck him. I don't know it's a game of graphics. It has mechanics Well, I mean we know why he made the video because it's a big game that people are excited for um And I'm he had to know that he was gonna piss people off He had to know I made my fallout video months after it came out and it it was really popular Because like people give a shit about me So if you make if you just make good content, then you don't have to rush something out My thing is well like with with a game like devil may cry you really can't There's so much meat to it that yeah that I don't see how you You could like I mean I doubt that he even talked about styles or anything like that I'm sure that he didn't or um or the differences between styles like anime You're confusing the green man You're using the green man because Uh, I guess I mean the thing is like even though because I'm nearly finished like I'm very nearly finished But I can't say where I am because it would be a spoiler. Uh, oh by the way, thanks youtube for Thank thanks youtube by the way for spoiling like the ending just by recommending videos to me that are like, oh The ending Oh, yeah, like you're a fucking leg while playing metro Exodus because I was like, don't you dare spoil the good ending Yeah, there's uh, there's like channels. Um And they'll put like spoilers in the title in the thumbnails. Yeah Just to get views because it's just the cut scenes like I'm like, man. Fuck you guys Fuck you so much these guys like oh god. Do that if you if you do that Kill yourself I I got a funny story about that. It's it's kind of a spoiler, but it was something that happened three years ago Anyway, so who even cares? um Spoiler john snow dies in game of thrones But then he comes back three episodes later But I didn't know that when I first started looking up like first started watching game of thrones, right? And so I was looking up the scene from hard home where he fights a white walker Because I thought that scene was fucking cool I go on youtube and I type in john snow and the very thirst thing that comes up is john snow death And the one right under that is john snow resurrection and I was like god damn it Yeah, I but the thing is man like that was spoilers for the game before it was out So like it you know it came out on friday. So on thursday I have this thing show up that shows certain characters in the thumbnail and i'm just like dude what Don't have like mission one all cutscenes mission two all cutscenes, you know things like that Don't have the name of the quest or something like that If you're gonna show the ending just say like metro exodus ending I've seen a video that says metro exodus and it tells you what happens in the ending And I'm I'm so glad that I avoided youtube because I would have been crushed if I didn't experience the ending myself The desperation these days is insane. Like I know this because uh Cinema sense or jay has been making videos on like different channels and one of them He what he actually said he recommend us covering them at some point They're called like next up I think or something like that And some of the videos they make are so fucking hilarious They'll be like, uh, what you didn't see in the of edge's ed game trailer It'll like have a screenshot of like hulk holding the time stone or something What other than you it'll it'll have like moments just screenshot from the movie And then like a really poorly photoshopped Fucking character like Thanos in the background. They'll be like something we missed first time around Jesus christ, you're so desperate Um, yeah, they'll be making videos with spoilers that aren't real just to try and get clicks But when they get the actual spoilers, you can guarantee they'll jump on that like crazy Oh, do they got the thumbnails with like the red circles and an arrow? Yeah, uh, man, I haven't seen those for videos in like five years. I don't see one What the value? What's the value in a video like that? You know, it's not going to be anything worthwhile hundreds of thousands of View I think it's just like that That oh skill up, you know, it's a lie Oh, no, sorry not skill up. It is next no next up. Not. Yeah, I don't feel like that would be a skill up video. Yeah I forgot who they fucking are. I don't know skill up as well. All I know is that he said something about Hey, he doesn't like either efap or me Because I really like skill ups content I thought he was one of the only ones that made like a really good video on metro exodus There are many times when you find out that like a guy who you like who makes, you know, youtube critiques just hate smaller And what does it take fringy because you were you were there for one of them? What does it take to get them to shut the fuck up? It's just like just have a chat with me for a sec Just talk The thing is is that I think with most people you find that when you actually talk to them Like they're nowhere near as bad as you think they are Well, I mean fucking up. I hate everything began his conversation with me and wolf Like you guys think that everyone else's opinions are invalid. We were like no He was actually kind of a little bit aggressive towards us at the beginning He'd been fucking coaxed into it. He'd been told really bad things about us that he was like, oh, none of it's true Oh, I hit everything back like this is like a year ago now Oh I think it's been treated like a confrontation as well Do you know what I mean? Like the person who we won't name like when when he thought he was talking to you And I was also just in the call because we're already talking is like, oh, what was what's what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? It's like, it's okay. It's a friend of mine. He's not gonna hit you Oh Something I wanted to mention by the way, I've started playing Resident Evil 2 What was your um the criticism you had rags about chain doors? I forget No, I couldn't find the goddamn chain doors Because like I don't know if this matches up But um, they only show up on the mini map if you've actually tried to open them So if you walk up to a door that has a chain on it, you're like, oh fuck So if I'm like, oh, that's a chain door. I can't open it. I walk away This is a double-edged sword. It's like if you said that they don't show up on the mini map You are incorrect However, it's stupid that I have to try and open a chain door in order for it to register on the mini map as a chain door It should be as soon as it comes into your field of view. Yeah, like someone like a meter make it that limited But still that's enough surely someone in the chat said chain dorsen Um, so the thing is I haven't played Resident Evil 2 since the one time I sat down and started it I've only played it once Yeah, it's all good. I haven't come back to it yet. Um, it's really good I think I'm just passed halfway and I'm hoping to get another like one session to finish it off Um, well, what do you mean halfway? Have you played both campaigns? Oh, right? Okay. I'm halfway through Leon's campaign then Yeah, I'll I'll probably try and play clear. See what's see what's see what's on there But yeah, I'm having fun. I haven't I'm enjoying it A lot more than um, the first ones remake and I don't have any problem with the first ones remake I just didn't connect with it that much You know, um, this is Capcom's like, you know Capcom's doing all right at the moment You notice that like they're just doing well recently. Yeah, I have uh People seem to be very happy with them. So it's like, yeah, good making good games. Go for it I just want them to keep doing what they're doing. I want my Resident Evil 4 remake. Give me Uh, I think uh, you're probably getting three or code Veronica before that. I know but please Next year year after I don't can't give me Um, yeah, and I should probably say uh, Fringy is our guest. Uh, you run a channel that releases videos weekly, right? regularly and You can just you tune in and you just get something new every day. You know what I mean? Just just go to his channel much content subscribe and leave comments like your piece of shit Why aren't you making videos anymore and eventually We'll get yeah chat type f to get Fringy to finally make a video We're gonna for the opposite of sjw is we bully people into making content Whereas you make more videos you make very good videos when you actually make them Oh, man, you know like make a response to tonal. See look at the chat. They all want you Man, that's a very touching guys. That's uh someone put him in G Build already 20 minutes in I know we're near done with intro stuff. So the next subject which is less fun is uh A lot of people already know some stuff about this, but we have to say it like publicly I've left a comment on a video that goes over it, but Mr. Jared Genesis Uh, he said a whole bunch of things and it's been brought to our attention that A lot of things that span over a long amount of time Uh, that are really really bad including but not limited to basically threatening to kill people aggressively with specific information about them and For anybody who's completely unaware This will be a surprise. I imagine because it's such a fun Uh aspect to a efap, but we've got to get this done and dusted. So The context is that Jared started running live streams once he'd Figured it out. I guess I don't know and for about I think it's like a six or seven hour stream He's uh, he keeps responding like I saw this before but I just didn't think anything of it he's back and forth thing with people in his cat and um They're not exactly kind like there's There's loads of harsh insults and some of them like go after you know, like the family insults or uh Things relating to Jared's personality his room's character his family blah blah blah And so it obviously pissed him off quite significantly But that doesn't mean that we can't Uh, like it doesn't mean that he's justified in what he said, which is essentially that he's gonna Find and kill people And that would be bad enough But then it's like again, this is this is a very rudimentary understanding from me because I just I don't really know What's going on there, but it seems to be that he threatened his family as well which uh Doesn't seem good and obviously the idea is that The more we have fun with Jared memes the more audience he may or may not get and the more he's encouraged to Carry on and if that's what he's doing That's not good. Um, so yeah, he got like super stressed to the point of like Raging out like his people have commented like his eyes almost seem to be coming out of his skull like he's so fucking angry And it's just kind of like, okay We're gonna be back in the hell out of this as well as Announcing that we condemn it like crazy um Obviously like what we'd hope is that he releases a video like I don't know apologizing and maybe making a roadmap for how he's gonna try and improve but With this and all the stuff has happened in the past But then we remembered he's Jared There's the thing like it's just it's too, um Just rocky road. All of it is we have no idea what the hell's going on really and You know, whether or not you're angry doesn't change some of the things you can have beyond permanently on the internet You have to not threaten to kill people Get a very serious manner Once you start losing your mind and swearing so loudly that your mic is automatically bleeping you out I mean In like actually naming names and saying that you're going to slit people's throats We can't stand by that and then there's other stuff that came up from like years ago that people have pointed out to us Because we only really ever looked at videos of his that had funny titles that we thought might make for Something to laugh at like 10 of his videos and most of them were the new stuff We only covered was it three on eFap in total? Yeah, I believe there's one in episode one one in episode three and then the one where he Celebrating something there's probably more than that in fairness, but what I'm saying is that we had a very narrow understanding of his channel um Either way the result of all this is that um We want there to be no more references to Jared pretty much at all um Especially in meme videos Which understandably I know that a lot of people right now are going to be like hey Uh, that's not fair I just made a like really complicated video with Jared references in it So this is going to be the last stream that we're going to I'm going to try and show The ones I have left in in my backlog That are um Like of a decent quality and still have Jared in them And we're just going to try and say that this is the last for that but If you can and if someone out there is currently in the middle of Creating a meme video that's got Jared in it like if you can Just that video's throat Just fucking change it Just throw anyone else in the uh Blessed pipe, but we'll probably be the way to go. Um I don't know obviously we're just going to have to move on we're going to wind down Basically all references my discord No longer has the emotes relating to him. We've discouraged discussion on the whole thing Just we're just going to let it go. It's uh It's the it's season one and two. I suppose season three is going to be wiped And uh, yeah, we you know, we've said it before but we'll just do it again We condemn targeted harassment and I'm sorry. This has happened There's nothing Nothing else we can do It's undeniably serious and wrong so That's that's about it. I suppose like again, we um, we can't really support it anymore is the point um You know, this happened weirdly right because Jared wasn't really referenced up until I believe it was one of the meme videos the broad it was the one where he's Thor, right? It like blew our minds and it was how funny it is because it's such a clever Uh Cameo and then it just elevated into meme hood. We wouldn't even cover in his videos so like the the idea is that um, I think the memes did it and I wanted to read out that uh There's a selection of people who are making memes for e-fap that are actually talking to each other I believe And uh, e-man yeah, like well potato e-man gaming Yeah, I think freebie chief might be in there e-man gameplay put a comment on the video saying uh I'm a guy who makes a lot of memes surrounding e-fap Our group have talked it over and we've come to an agreement We've decided to no longer make memes or fan content involving Jared We'll still make the vids about e-fap. We just don't want Jared in them anymore We may use some quote of his from time to time, but generally we don't want to be causing any trouble I hope you understand where me and my peers are coming from and I hope you don't think we're contributing to the issue And yeah, that's pretty much where we're at as well Um And that's yeah, it sucks, but hopefully everyone understands and uh We can move on because I mean we've got plenty of funny shit to come today as well as analytical stuff and This isn't something we can just avoid. We would have talked about it way earlier It's just that uh, we've all been in different positions of busy And this is the first day that's available for all three of us plus a guest so um Talked about it now and that's about it. Anyone else want to say anything or? um Hmm. I hope Jared gets some help Yeah, that'd be nice like mental help because he's obvious. I think I was kind of clear That he had something wrong with him like autism or something because he does don't act like that But he needs like some psychological help Yeah, and I hope he gets it honestly like whatever's going on um So I can move on uh The last eFap if you guys even remember was the one about mark brown rags. You very much enjoy his work, don't you? He is one of my favorite. It's youtubers Um, we got some criticisms and this this does happen because I think mark brown does make Good videos. He's probably the best content creator. We've covered at their best if you know what I mean um But so we've got a bit of backlash and we can clarify a couple of things. I think that's worth it uh So someone said They've basically disregarded Exploration as a gameplay mechanic rags even used taking notes as an example of something bad I don't know if you wanted to uh clarify on that or not, but like I've got Taking notes as something bad like the idea that you have to take a note In a game to be able to remember a thing or be a puzzle or whatever you use that as an example of being something bad I'd have to see the context of where I said it I would I was about to say that would be that would depend because a lot of nes games required it just because they didn't have the capacity to know It just wasn't possible. I like I don't feel like I should It depends on it depends on what kind of game it is if it's an exploration game that's about puzzle solving And clues and things like that that would be one thing where I would expect it but if I'm playing like an action adventure game or a first person shooter game and randomly at intervals Or like in the witcher Like if I want to I want the game to tell me where I need to go. I don't need like a little mini out of game thing where I have to try and Translate what the person in the game is trying to tell my character It depends on the game that we're playing and it also depends on how well it's implemented Yeah, and I think a bit of confusion came in where we People took when we said as long as there's an option It's fine And they took that and assumed we were saying as long as you can turn on the dotted line The game is fine Uh implying that we don't care if you can find your way in willed or Not as in like the dotted line as long as it's there you'll always be fine And they were like that's crap because You're practically giving developers an excuse to just use the dotted line instead of making a world that has like memorable positions or like Place names or things that you can see that you can remember so the world becomes more Vibrant and immersive and I know that I meant this and I'm assuming you guys did but when we said a choice What I'm referring to is both of those things are running as in the world gives you more than enough Ways to discover where to go Uh without a dotted line and then it also gives you a dotted line if players really just Like I said, if you're in a in your state of play where you're not interested in Keeping track of the things that you see in reading all the place names You just want to get to the next battle or get to the next, you know event of some kind But they were the choices. I was I was more referring to um And witcher three from what I understand does have enough without the dotted line, but a lot of people were saying it doesn't Unfortunately for me, I can't comment because I haven't played it Through but I just from what I saw in mark brown's video. It looked like it had ways of telling you where things are without a dotted line Yeah, I mean people pointed out as well Um that if you like look at the mission like some of the journals and logs you pick up in the witcher three It'll tell you And yeah, so there's maybe a debate there But that's my position is that I want there to be both I want there to be A way to get around with just playing attention to the world and then also have a dotted line for those who really just Maybe they have bad memory, you know, there's so many reasons why you might want a dotted line And the people were saying but at the introduction of a dotted line has made developers get lazy about world building And I'm like I don't necessarily disagree I just want the option I don't know how that says anything about world building that doesn't make any sense Yeah, I I I can see the argument, but I don't I don't think you can say that for all games or just as a rule You know what I mean? I'm sure they meant it as a generalization like that is given Encouragement to do it and I don't even think as a generalization. It's right I think um the points that I've seen on that are If you give people a marker it means you don't have to think about pop I'm just representing the arguments I've seen Not that I necessarily agree with it that that You don't necessarily need to populate the world with landmarks that help people navigate it and you know have cues for finding things and you don't necessarily have to Populate it with things as well just because they've got a dot that they're gonna go towards and it means that you don't have to try Like Finding the puzzle shouldn't be the puzzle Well, I I think there's room to make something good. I think I don't I think breath of the wild is a good example They're like you got to go here, but we're not going to tell you how to get here. You have to figure that out on your own Yeah, Metro Exodus does it really really well where you have a map and you have like a vague circle of where you're supposed to go And then you don't have like a mini map on your screen as you're running You just got to pull up your map every now and again and make sure you're going in the right direction Or like he does it really well It's it's so contextual based off what you're trying to do and find I if if you're trying to find something in the middle of the woods Then directions are just going to be a pain in the ass But if you're trying to go to a specific like like a building like go to this town and up in the attic of the church The contact is waiting for you and they're like you don't need a marker for that because you're like, all right This town I know what a church looks like I go up to the attic of the church Bam now you don't need a marker for something like that I mean it really does depend as well on what the game's objective is I mean if it's an open world game It doesn't necessarily mean that they want you to figure out how to get somewhere whereas if it was metroid You know, they could tell you where to go And then it's like, okay now I have to figure out how to get there like I know where it is But I need to the challenge part of the game is figuring out how to get there Whereas like in Grand Theft Auto, it's not about how you get to the place you just need to get there And so direction is helpful sometimes, you know Um, but hopefully that Lee is up position. It's a it's an ongoing discussion I think then maybe the next time we cover it we can develop it But I did find this very interesting I don't want to piss anyone off when saying this but the people defending mark brown Nobody brought up the mario's jump video. Everyone was gunning for the dollar line one and I just find that interesting It's like yeah The most you'll find is people say he's describing simple concepts But I think that went out the window the second he said this is something professional gamers Will be interested in is complicated like oof um Yeah, I don't know maybe it could have been translated better and uh, we will always be trying to work on that Because like I said, it was really interesting if you look through the comments people were simultaneously saying This is one of the best e-faps and one of the worst Because it was really entertaining but a lot of people felt that we were uh a bit too mean to mark brown It'll misrepresent. They're sorry if the people you like aren't entertaining Or intelligent. I'm sorry. It's but that's more about you I wasn't there obviously but in terms of like with mark brown it just feels like he doesn't say much He just If you like to watch if you like to watch people who talk to you like you're a fucking five-year-old then that's on you That's fine You can you can watch whoever you want support whoever you want. That's on you I'm not going to judge you for it I got a like if This could being the comments or in the chat right now But would you guys be interested in us covering a video that we consider to be good for mark brown just so that You can try and see how we would Pace it or pass it. Sorry like in terms of his approach because I remember doing one on um Reson evil four and his point is that the game has an underlying rubber banding element to it and difficulty that most people don't Know to this notice we'll talk about and uh I remember thinking it was a good video. So I wouldn't mind us covering that and just talking about so I know me and rags both love reson evil four and I'm assuming fringy and wolf might do Yeah, the difficulty, uh, yeah the difficulty adjusting in the background, which is cool And uh, so I'd be like if if people are so you got a couple of yes, absolutely. Yes steelman mark brown. Hello So yeah, we'll consider it that uh We'll do a mark brown isn't so bad after all video maybe Which um, and yeah, and there was the last criticism I saw was the e-faps two circle jerky We don't have anybody who disagrees and I don't get it since that sick that episode came after the one with major lee which He doesn't He doesn't agree with us uh on this also implying that the three of us agree on every single thing We talked when there are active memes about how this disagree, yeah Um the idea of it being two circle jerky like it's possible But we're friends. We get along with each other really well. That's kind of how the show works So again, like all I can really say is like, yeah, there'll be a bit of that Absolutely feel free to come on the stream and disagree with us about something um Yeah, that's Mostly just agree on everything though. It's like we really don't but if that's how it comes across sure Um, no way friends agree on things. Holy shit. I never would have thought I wonder if there's ever been like a podcast Retarded ask non criticism you guys agree on things sometimes and you disagree on things other times. No fucking shit Oh, yeah, we'll do the arrival stream. I genuinely think you're retarded if you make that criticism I don't care. You're a dumb ass I love the difference of responses That's gonna be relevant with one of the meme videos we've got but uh Yeah, the the we've got the arrival one coming up Eventually, maybe that could be next. I don't know where jay and wolf can have their debate on arrival Oh, yeah, yeah, we can watch that thing is the guy we're covering today said he wants to come on efeb after we've covered his video So That might happen after this as well. I'm sure we will see how it goes. Um, but to move god j Hold on before we get into the you want to do the other thing. I've got it lined up. Don't worry. We'll get to it Oh, oh wait, I've got a whole thing about movies. So it's gonna Oh, okay jay jay, you stay or you stick around you stick around that chat So i'll give you guys that like uh the Rags you want to read this out? Oh So this is oh, this is this is big brain h bomber guy here So this okay He said he typed us out letter by letter And then submitted it to the internet and public He made this decision This is a decision he made All right, he said Moderation is a delusion people invent to describe themselves There is no moderation between right and left just like there is no moderation between correct and incorrect That's just wrong but pretentious and easily upset about it I like the uh the conflation of left and right with correct and incorrect I wonder which he thinks is correct at which is incorrect And 4 000 idiots on the internet thought that this was a good tweet. Well, apparently he didn't Because he deleted it recently. Yeah, he deleted the tweet because it's itself evidently fucking retarded He's taken a few uh bits of advice from quinton there Yeah, um, don't say stupid shit on the internet So, uh, I figure in case anybody in the audience is like, but h bomber guy is right. We'll just present a quick counter. So, um Do you think there are any let's let's open it up Fringy, do you think do you think there's any position in politics that is anything but binary? Uh Do I think that politics is binary isn't there in every single element of every conversation that ever takes place? Well My first question would be what is left and what is right? What is the line that divides them? I can explain that to you. It's uh, it's the one is correct and one is incorrect Right, this is what I mean like I don't I don't know what left and right only vaguely like they're very vague You know, you can only really identify far left and far right, but otherwise it's like what I don't understand these these these parties that you basically made up in your head Oh, there's only three parties, right? There is um, liberal communist uh conservative nazi And centrism which is worse than both combined. Absolutely. I know that because the internet told me, you know Like in terms of the whole centrist thing like there are certain things about You know, oh look at me. I'm so rational in the middle But they actually aren't in the middle like for real because there's more than one middle You know what I mean? Like there's more than one middle. It's a spectrum I just love how he's so definitive when simultaneously arguing that everything is subjective Yeah, like one of the responses to this we're okay So there's a right and a wrong when it comes to everything in politics and yet gender is a spectrum It was like Well, I guess my question would be does he think that he is right on everything that he thinks? Like I know that he thinks he's right, but does he think that there's any capacity for him being wrong? Does he think that he can't be wrong? Yeah, but that's that's what I'm asking because he's an idiot who is that full of himself Has he never changed his mind though? Has he never ever just been like, oh, I've changed my mind on that I don't think the same thing I used to because if you've ever done that Then you should never say something like this. I just I just I love to just straight up ask him I'd be like gun control all guns. No guns Are they the only two options? Is the is there anything in between any kind of regulations controls or moderation? Or compromise between these two positions or is it because he describes it later in one of these tweets as Yeah, you can have those things But they would just be slightly wrong as opposed to straight wrong Or slightly right right well as in and he puts it akin to drinking poison You've drank a little bit of poison instead of the whole cup What if you're wrong though? What if you're the wrong one? You know what I mean like what are you? And even then I mean when we talk about moderation that I There's a conflation because um, I think There are a few people I know who say I miss I would call myself a centrist because I have a variety of far left and far right views And then you've got the the straw man, which is the fence sitter who doesn't have any Opinions and is only interested in the middle road. You know like let's do half of what you want and half They're not the same thing, but yeah, they're described the same way Someone who's I guess supports his idea posted like a little picture of one side says kill all black people the other side Says The guy in the middle is like can we have a compromise and it's like see that guy's like that's wrong And it's like that's such a straw man Yeah, I know I've seen that one plenty and that gets like thousands of likes and it's you know It's one of those things that makes you wonder why you're even alive anymore Yeah, uh, he deleted it and I don't I don't know why from his perspective because he is known to basically just It took him like a half or more of a year to admit there was anything wrong with this ds2 video when it was like He is Shockingly persistent in the face of all reality that he's not incorrect ever In a way that is legitimately fascinating Well, I like that someone in chat said on the idea of drinking some poison chemotherapy Which will kill you but not enough and it can kill the cancer. It's like moderation Moderation is a thing that we all know is good. You know radiation and moderation is perfectly fine Well, you know like uh, you know a little bit of water is okay, but if you drink too much You'll literally die from water poisoning So even water in moderation is fascinating. I'd love to explore it with him But I don't think he's ever gonna talk to me or anyone like why not. That's because he's a massive He is a massive And he probably votes twice No, that's a deep reference I think like I I've only I've seen a few of his videos Sometimes I'm like, oh, that's uh, that's actually pretty good. And then there are sometimes rooms It's like I don't know where you got that like I saw he made a he made a video on um, you know that that comic control alt delete the one that had the lost meme um, he started comparing it to the room and implying that both the room and cad like inadvertently made a lot of commentaries on Bad things about the nature of gamers and men and it was just like man, you're really you're really You're right Why not why not right just apply anything to everything what he had inferred was that the room Was inadvertently telling us what tommy was oh's opinion is on like breakups And he was he was sort of trying to get out that um men just men tend to well this what he thinks anyway tend to like View when women break up with them that it's something wrong with them and and then they don't look to themselves and I'm and all I could think is like How can you say that? Well, you understand that how look, let's let's be frank. How much experience with women Do you think h bond actually has how? Don't say that otherwise you won't go on the e-fat. Oh, yeah We've already called him a massive like it's pretty much done at this point Too bad I suppose um So I mean since it was a relevant thing for movies. I was going to say the oscars happened uh I don't know how many things we're going to say about this, but I went on to um Mr CJ's podcast the great british podcast talk about it and um cynic snacks said army of darkness is bad He needs to be stopped everyone needs to tell he needs a bad man What's army of darkness the third evil dead movie technically Evil dead is like a protected trilogy not allowed to criticize it. He said it's bad and uh, we need to We need to find and stop his his army of pizza because that's just wrong, but um, yeah, we'll just keep that going as a meme It's like He got loads of criticism for it as well in his own chat. They were like, it's not bad. He's like it is bad I enjoy it, but it's bad Um, I on the oscars though, uh green book one best picture and you know, I I saw that movie. Um, we did too You only like because you only liked it because it's green. It's black. Well, I think it you know, it's funny It's funny you say that The thing is that one is very oscabety and you know, I liked it, but I mean best picture like really Um, well think about all the movies that came out in 2018 and how there's only six that are actually good Are we going to talk about out of what was nominated or out of everything in 2018? Uh, I mean out of everything. What would you say was your favorite movie of 2000? I I would say oh my favorite movie or Well, my favorite movie would be mission impossible. Yeah, I was going to say actually But objectively objectively I I honestly think the green book does deserve it because I thought that was a really good move I like it. I do like it. Um, I think the acting is great, but um, I just think it's very I'm I'm sure that I've seen movies like it before, you know in the whole um racism in America in the 60s thing And I guess maybe maybe I was expecting it to be a little bit more A little bit worse than it was, you know what I mean? Like There weren't that many bad things that happened as opposed to you know in some other movies where it's like actually pretty grim But do you mean like we didn't see enough Brawler in different ways? Yeah, I guess so it um, I would have liked it to explore some of the things like there's that scene where I can't remember the character's names, but vigo mortensen finds the black guy and the ymca with the other dude Yeah, we should explore that a little bit more because I was like, oh he's gay. Okay I thought that was interesting. Let's talk about that a little bit, but the movie just kind of forgot it after My favorite scene was the scene where um, where mohershala ali. I can't remember it was docked to something Yeah, I have to watch it again Was it was when he got really pissed off when vigo said that he's more black than uh, than he is Yeah And um, and then he has the whole thing about like if i'm not wide enough if i'm not wide enough to Be white and i'm not black enough to be black than one ammo. I was like, oh, that's actually that's good I like this And I'd be like, you see what's the difference to understand that moderation is a delusion You can't be in the middle Yeah, I just I don't know uh when people refer to something as oscoby I usually think they mean an emotional scene that was almost shoved in right um With a character's like at their wits and crying and it's all insane because like the one I always think about is Do you guys see ever see seven pounds? I haven't heard of it. There's a c it's a it's a movie about how will smith is like depressed I but this is this I haven't seen it since it came out just ages ago But i'm pretty sure he wants to kill himself and he decides that he's going to Not only donate all of his organs, but find specific people that he's going to give all of his organs too And um, there's like a scene where he's just in his car And it's like goes silent and he starts crying and screaming and banging his like Dashboard and I remember being like, wait, what? Oh, oh, and I was like, why is this in here? Alex be like, I think it's for the osco. Oh, he's in his car. Oscar rating Yeah, that's that's kind of how I've always felt what it means is when they try and take something controversial And then they make a big emotional scene. You're like, this is the part where they're like, can you please give us an osco for this? um, I guess um, what you notice though is there is really a class division between films that can get oscars like action movies comedies are just not eligible And it's really Yeah, and science fiction as well. Yeah, I just thought that moment where he like rants about being black and stuff I was like that that felt very earned felt like uh, yeah, it was it was like the whole point of the movie really And I had a lot of fun. I really liked I really liked all the scenes where he was like trying to write letters to his wife And yeah, that was good. He just didn't have very good english skills I thought they were adorable moments in that movie. Yeah, and it ends with him writing one and then he goes, this is perfect. It's like, oh I really like that movie. It is a good movie. I guess um, I was surprised was all anyone. Yeah I would not say it's my favorite movie because mission impossible fallout. That's such a fucking good film I wonder if anyone could tell what our position on that is I Was gonna say is anyone here seen the favorite No, I might try and force some of you guys to watch that. I thought it was really good It's a movie about queen ann and her Handmaidens and oh, yeah, of course. I'm not one that is they're competing to remain in her favor and it's Very interesting at least I found it to be I'm surprised didn't win costume design of a black panther. I don't really know why Uh, it was I thought it was really good, but I guess it could have gone to either of them I don't know Um, um, I mean thank god black panther wasn't nominated for best visual effects Well best picture that would have been sad But even then infinity war should have won best visual effects first man had good visual effects like it did but Thanos man um Someone that chat said that we should watch yms's video on captain marvel because apparently he straw man's people's objection to the film Well, I mean no people wouldn't do that More You're saying that yms Occasionally actually more than often has really retarded opinions on things. Oh god You know like um yms. I'm just gonna say it your quickies fucking suck Stop making them you have made like so many videos and I've watched Most of them from last year and I can say I liked like three of them His take on my mission impossible fallout was hilarious Yeah, your mission impossible fallout take is fucking garbage. You have a bad opinion on that movie Um, what are you gonna say freaky? Sorry? Just like you lied about glass too. You can talk about that sometime adam On the stuff it's like a threat Yeah, hold on because adam fucking said glass was a one out of ten and I'm not gonna sit here and say that Glass is some wonderful film I would give what and uh, yeah, he gave glass a one but captain marvel of four I would say that glass was like a five It's mostly that ending that really messes everything up because m night just had to fuck it all up at the end But adam like totally just misrepresented that movie completely Well, I mean, I don't want it to have to be the one that defends a movie That's not even good in the first place, but god damn. We gotta have yms versus wolf now Yeah Yeah, he said I think he said he doesn't really want to come on e-fap if it's covering a video We might be able to get him to just discuss movies though Nice and fiery by the looks of it. Hold on yms wants to come on e-fap But doesn't want to do the thing that e-fap is literally done Well, he didn't ask to come on. I asked if he would and he said he wouldn't want to be covering a video I think it's because he just doesn't want to create, you know animosity With another creator Oh, Eli said just like wolf misrepresented elitist of baller. Oh Sure, it's fine. You don't even know what my opinion of alina is. I mean You said it wasn't very good. That's what I know Yeah, I mean I came out of the movie initially like not like really hating it and then as I thought about it more I was like, I don't despise this film. It's not good. It's pretty bad, but There was potential there I wish it was like three hours long because another hour could have made it like legitimately good But it has some of the worst world building It has the absolute worst romance I've ever seen it actually makes the one from aquaman look great by comparison I disagree. I disagree with really I think I think that nobody relationship was good Well, no, I don't think it was good. I just think that it was better than aquaman because in aquaman They didn't spend any time on it. Like at least this movie they spent some time on it The reason why I think the one from aquaman is better is because at least the characters As dumb as some of the things about them were they were at least likeable There was nothing likable about what's his name Hugo in Alita. Is that what his name is? Uh, yeah, you yeah Yeah, yeah, because Well, they're the only two characters whose names I remember and the only Because Alita the movie's named after her of course, I'm gonna remember her name And then Hugo because she said his name every 15 seconds of the film um Uh, it was really just because I liked the characters in aquaman more than I liked Alita's I like Jason Momoa. I think he's uh, charismatic. Well, yeah, it's hard not to like Jason Momoa But uh, but how much of that can you attribute to the actual film? Well, nothing really and how much to his pecs All of it Because my my thing with aquaman was just totally came out of nowhere Like she seems to have display outright contempt towards him and then like 10 minutes later You know, she's like, oh, he's actually not so bad Yeah, I know I it's literally just because I liked the character They were more entertaining, but hugo is like I want to go up to the sky city. Why I don't fucking know I don't even know what the sky city's supposed to be because the work the movie has the worst work Oh, fuck off That is not an argument. That is not an argument If a movie doesn't explain what the sky city is what the war was what the war was fought over Why the martian technology is apparently not able to be salvageable by the martians by the earth Yeah, we just like a martian battle Thing and the martians have big eyes for some reason the movie doesn't explain why the main character Main character. Sorry, main villain can possess people. It never explains Who he can possess why he can possess them why he possesses them in the first place Why he's in the sky city? What's so great about the sky city? Why is the last sky city? None of this shit is explained and all these dumb fucking people are like, oh, it's just like it's just like the manga I don't care if it's just like the manga That doesn't say anything about the film But look, I'm going to read the manga and I'm going to talk exclusively about the world building because the world building was the worst part about alita. I'm more just like Disappointed by alita because there was something there That they could have done something with I wish the movie was like an extra hour long to flush these things out Because there was so much potential But it was squandered by no development for the things that it really needed development on The thing is I think I I think I give that film a little bit more credit because um I'm aware of the fact that they actually wanted to make it like this is something they've wanted to make for He wanted to make it until he decided that People was more Yeah, well Uh, I correct me if I'm wrong, but there's been something you've been trying to say for a while freeing or if you said it now Oh, sorry All right now you can say I figured while we're on the subject of movies captain marvel Oh, well comes out in a second. The last thing I wanted to say was that you'll be interested in this was spider versus really good Yeah, and I'm glad I got the best animation else osca. It deserved it. Absolutely Spider-man film of the year is going to be a new category You know from home looks like it's going to be good. I'm hoping You know spider-man is uh reliable lightly, which is good except for venom But that doesn't count doesn't and uh, yeah I could have seen myself doing a praise for spider-man if I'd watched it when it came out But I just didn't understand what was happening. I was like it's an animation about spider-man I was like, okay, and then like everyone. I knew it's like you should see it I was like, okay It achieves so much though, like every character has something going on and there's there's an arc in every character You know, no, uh, spider-man so cool. I need Nicholas cage. No, our spider-man is great. Yeah He car every character and arc Well, I guess um, because everybody had Something I mean the main three basically they all had something going on that they had to try and get over People say Jay says, you've finally seen Spider-Verse. Don't go there, Jay. Don't go there. Jay. Jay, you don't want to go here. Let's jump into that. You are the last person. Oh, yeah, Jay. We'll do it. I have some things to say about Jay. This is going to be the show where I get very angry. So there's a question that floats around the universe, and that is, are you a bad person if you haven't seen Lord of the Rings? The answer is yes. But it's a question of like, are you a worse person if you've seen the first one and not continued to watch? Now, Jay, we have to have a little discussion here. It would seem that you don't get to ever say something to the effect of, oh, you've finally seen or played or read or done X, because here's the thing, Jay, you've done nothing. And then on top of that, you watch the Fellowship of the Ring. It leaves off on like the best kind of cliffhanger possible, because it's not something that leaves you unsatisfied. It leaves you with story more to tell, characters to follow, but it doesn't like just leave you off on a bunch of cliffhangers that don't go anywhere, right? So Jay, despite this, decides, I'm not going to finish the other two movies. I'm just going to watch the first one and leave it at that. Jay, I'm not happy with you. Jay, just say that you watched the second two and say you can't answer any questions because you've got to go. I'm still processing how amazing they are. Yeah, you know what? He needs time to absorb the first one, Wolf. There you go. I watch all three in like a day, like three times a month. You don't have an excuse, Jay. You don't have an excuse, Jay. Come on over, Jay. Wolf has the high ground. I am surprised that I am. I'm just Jay left. But how can you watch the fellowship of the ring and not be like, oh, I want to see these characters succeed. I want to I want to follow that journey to the end. I mean, I might not watch them just to see Wolf explode. Jay, if I explode, that means I'm launching off like a nuclear missile to your exact coordinates, and I'm going to you're already defending a rival against him. You don't want him even more angry. Yeah, he's going to eat you and then not you'll just be back up. Like that, that alien from Men in Black, too. Yes, all the one from Captain Marvel, which allows us to slide. Oh, clarification in the last was it the last effort? No, it was when I was on Cynical CJ stream. I thought Patrick Williams was DMing me. I'm assuming it was just a troll that had his name and icon. So if anyone was wondering about that, no. And it's a couple of people said Pyro wants to be on if I don't think it's the real Pyro on Twitter from what we understand about his YouTube advertising a different Twitter. So people think that's the real PyroCynical. I don't think it is. And I have no idea whether or not PyroCynical actually watches if I'd be surprised. Either way, Captain Marvel, who here is seen as me and Fringy, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm just not going to watch it at all. I don't think I'm I don't think I'm going to see it. Wouldn't I wouldn't recommend it? It's pretty bad. It's almost exactly what was expected. And they say the funny. Yeah, the funny thing was, both Moeller and I had seen it. I think I said that I thought it was like lower on the mid tier spectrum, but I thought it was like, you know, it was it was just painfully OK. Or rather painfully OK. Yeah, honestly, though, man, like, you know, Iron Man three is worse, but like it's kind of funny to watch, you know, like, but I just I got I got very little out of Captain Marvel. But then we started talking about it and then it's like, oh, yeah, we had like a good few hours of just going over the plot. And like, none of it makes any fucking sense. It's all really stupid. And there's no there's so many things. I'm making a video for I've already written the script, but you can expect it in probably like five days or something. But yes, you're getting an unbridled meh for Captain Marvel. It's bad. As far as I'm concerned, right now it's the third worst in the MCU behind Black Panther and Iron Man three. I would prefer to watch Thor one and two than Captain Marvel by far. I mean, yeah, it like because I remember when I walked out of it, I'm like, there are plot holes. I just need to think about it. You know, sometimes you just know that you've watched something that isn't sound and then you just need to think about it. But yes, they are. The catalyst for the plot is illogical. The villains like their time mythology is quite a lot to actually break down all the different. There's a problem in every department. I would say I get because people, most people have been saying the CGI was good. The only thing I ever found about the CGI was sometimes when she was flying around, she looked a bit rubbery. That's about it. I think the CGI was was all right. Better than Black Panther. I can see that much. Oh, yeah, it was. But I think that's a very low bar. The Lasser just said more doesn't like Thor One. I don't hate it. I just it's just it bores me. Yeah, it's a bit meh, you know. Are there people that? Well, I know that's the answer. But how many people in the world realistically would willingly defend Thor One and two? Like on anything? I think for one, you could defend more so than for two. Well, sure, you could defend it more because of Loki. Both times. Yeah, that's I was about to say, it'll be like Thor One and two were garbage. I don't even like Thor three. But man, is it way better than Thor One and two? I think one of the key things that was the hashtag, not me. I think I'm not me if you would defend Thor One or two. One of the I think key observations that we made after talking about that movie was that unlike a lot of characters, the MCU were very well defined and understandable and you could sum them up in a couple of words. But with Captain Marvel, it's it's way too inconsistent. Like it's it's hard to it's hard to say she is Captain Marvel in three words. Strong female protagonist. Well, you only know that because they told you in the film several times. They haven't seen it. Well, sometimes. Well, I don't mind a few subtle hints like them telling me directly. They do like to tell you things directly. They're like, oh, you know, oh, she's funny. You know, this this character is always making jokes. You are funny and your jokes are funny to listen to. None of them landed. My take on the comedy was that he was like she tries to be funny, but her jokes are not funny. I honestly wouldn't go as far as saying they're not funny. It's that they're the kind of jokes. Say, for example, we're all just hanging out and some guys like running in front of us and you need trips over. And I go, oh, watch out, mate. And the rest of you guys are like, yeah, it's it's one of those. It's one of those jokes where you just basically go. Yeah, that's it. It's the kind of joke you don't devote screen time to. Well, that's that's my problem. It's going to get real lost. It's a million dollar script or whatever, you know, like high budget scripts. And it's just jokes that are so OK. So many jokes. They're just like that was million dollar off the cuff discord call jokes. Yeah, that's what I say. Well, do you remember like I actually stand by this infinity wars like the most dramatic and sorrowful of all the MCU films. And yes, probably the one that made me laugh the most outside of maybe Ragnarok. So many amazing jokes in infinity war that are character based. While in this movie, it's like the best example I have is that they have this scanner. The ring, you'll know what I'm talking about. And it scans, it scans the cat and it says threat level high. And it's like, huh, they scan fury and it goes threat level low to minimal. And then, you know, the camera cuts in on fury and he goes, that thing's busted. Yeah. And you're like, oh, that's OK. He's yeah, you could have been that funny. And I mean, there was like a Windows 95 joke that was pretty funny. That's probably my favorite joke in the whole film. Yeah, honestly, that's probably about it. Otherwise, it's just like, man, I don't know, man. I'm just because I remember when I first saw it, I was like, I think people are going to be disappointed. I think even the people who are really looking forward to it are going to be disappointed. But apparently a decent amount of people really like it. And I'm very surprised because I'm not sure what they see in it that I don't. That's weird, because everybody that I've like and looked at that I that I even halfway sort of am interested in their opinion. They're like, at best, they're like, yeah. Well, angry Joe likes it, which is angry Joe likes a lot of things, though. When it comes to angry Joe, the only thing worth listening to him to is his video game review. His movie reviews are garbage. Even when he's right, he's usually wrong about I think the one thing that turned me off was they were talking about that, you know, Titans, the DC show Titans. One of the guys on there said that in the first episode, it had better action than Daredevil, and I nearly flipped my desk. Look, the fact is right. We've just talked about this. Me and Fringy put out tweets and then we talked about the movie for just an hour or so. And now those tweets are almost obsolete. Like what we said is not really how. And so my point is when you have an instant reaction review, you'll end up like Chris Duckman or Jeremy Johns or angry Joe, or YMS who's falling for this as well. We say like exactly how you felt immediately. And then you watch the film again, and it's going to be harder for you to actually change your mind compared to when you had before because you've already put out your video, your assessment. You're like, oh, well, I kind of I kind of said this. That's exactly how you have to be like total low. I was wrong about some time video game. And everyone's so desperate to get a video. Because like this is the thing I've already taken three days now to write my script. I need to redraft it once and then record. And throughout recording, I'll be redrafting. I'll be like, oh, that's not going to do all my editing. And then it'll go out to friends to be like, how's this? And you know, and blah, blah, blah. And then it goes out like all of that happens. Instead of me just going recording with a picture of the poster and Captain Marvel sucks. Not very funny. It's not very good. I hate it. 10 out of 10. Yeah, I mean, I think with all movies, you need to you need to wait because your initial reaction is probably going to be different from what happens when you think about it a bit more. Because I think a lot of the movies that I end up going, oh, it's actually bad. I have to actually, it's like, except for Predator. The Predator, I figured out immediately that it sucked. But a lot of movies like, I thought Black Panther was actually good when I first saw it. Yeah, my scores for both Black Panther and Captain Marvel and Infinity War, funnily enough, were much higher immediately than they are compared to even days later. I still like Infinity War a lot though. And there are things that I didn't notice in my first viewing that I appreciate now. So it varies. Sometimes you find out the film's even better than what you thought. But yeah, that's about it. That's, again, an hour and eight minute intro. We've got more beeps to cover today than ever, like I said. But these are two logs, so it should be pretty good. And like I said, some of them will have Jared references in them. But this will be the last episode where we show them. It's just so that we try and get some of the work out that's been done already, because it obviously kind of sucks that there's going to be people who have to undo them. But is everybody on watch together? Oh, you're on. Oh, you're on. You have time. Also, oh wait. Is this man Jesus? I, by the way, I had a really funny family. I had a funny idea for a meme, to do a meme video. And I think we'll like it because it's got the Lord of the Rings in it. Man, do I want to talk about what my idea is, though? I don't know. I feel like if you talk, if you describe it's like, it's like explaining a joke, you know? Well, just make the meme and start making videos again. Yeah. But it's like, it's going to be a lot of work to do it. So it's like, I'm kind of tossing up what I want. Yeah, but it would be so much easier to just tell us what you would have done. Yeah, sure. Oh, well, all right then. He's a pretty sad face. All right, this is from, sorry. What's the name? Depressed director. And since it's Power Rangers, I'm probably going to have to do some pausing. But yeah, I don't know. Did it, does that even do anything? Oh yeah, it does. It totally does. Is the problem with the Rogue One one that got me was that it was music and music didn't have anywhere between three seconds as low as three seconds to clip you on it. So all I'm doing is the standard, like seven to eight second visual one. But even my part two for TFA, I was getting clipped on seven second parts in my video. And I was like, what the fuck, YouTube? We're taking it a bit far. However, the video hasn't been taken down yet. So that's a good sign. I would rather it that they give me the claims before I release it than after. You know what I mean? Well, that's how that goes. As for the stream, I'm just trying to prevent us from actually being taken down immediately. Well, do you want to, maybe you should upload your video as unlisted. And then get that started. And then once all that's clear, then make it public. Also, that's what I'm saying I do. You should do that. The way that you did it. He does, though. Yeah, do that. You know what, Rags, I'm going to do that from now on. Yeah, it should help. I'll throw some pulls in here, but here we go. You're kind of watching movies, though. That TV video. Movie Bob is, is total. What's he doing back there? This is probably I don't know. I don't know Power Rangers lore, but this is perfect. I don't either. It seems to actually. Movie Bob's the fat one. You know what a plot hole is. I think that's the discord symbol, right? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, guys? What? No, that's clever. That's my face for my amnesia video, turning into the new one. Fuck. Jason. One of the things that's interesting is they're all using old pictures of us and they turn into the new ones we now use. That's cool. He's the big one. There you go. Well, you see. You get to look at women. Back when Friggy's profile picture looked like a green sperm cell. You just look like a weird. Vulcan skull. They did it. OK, way to be there. I like that. Driving in the EFAT car. That's good. Oh, that was good. My face hurts from smiling. That's one. Here, I will say this. Power Rangers in space had the best theme song, though. Infinity. This next one is from Blair, which I believe we have like four from Blair, which they did it. Which today, the problem, obviously, is that they stacked up a little bit while we were away. This one is called Ultimate Objectivity. Infinity. What is that, for example? Fuller really does phone this one in. Jack, kindly fuck you. You're watching movies. Does that not already sound incredibly pretentious? This is my verse. All right, this is Danganron. It's what? Danganronpa, the it's like a bunch of students are in a school and to escape, they have to kill someone and get away with it in a class trial. It's actually really cool. Oh, yeah, a couple of people recognize I think. Because I'm like, what are you doing, Mark? Summer fails as a horror game. I would honestly love to hear you say that you don't actually find any game scary. You get to look at women. Should we just let chat respond? Like, we don't even need to do anything with that. Eater responds. I love that they've all got a catchphrase. And that the hair goes over him, too. Yeah, like I was clipped. Well, it's just because you want to be like, look, guys, I read. Aren't you the master of science? There is no means to factually prove worth. His opinions are objective and the opinions of people who disagree with him. Objective. Objective pieces do not exist. And you don't know how discussions are meant to function. Oh, man. He says so many pretentious things in that video. You don't know how discussions are meant to function. Also, we won't have a discussion with you. guilty. Beautiful. That was good. I thought that was my favorite. That one's great. Oh, you're talking about the argument one, right? Yeah, that one's that one's on the docket. Well, again, so to get through. So this is manga writer. And it's called EFAP trailer. And he said the music hasn't gone him claims, but he's not sure if it's safe. So I'll just be trying to pause here and there. We'll hope for the best. From the deaths of the cesspool that is YouTube. There is a show that you have probably never heard of. A show held by three YouTubers who have made names for themselves to tackle the worst of the worst. Wolf, a retired soldier with a lust for insults. You really need to play that fucking awful goddamn haircut. How do people subscribe? I don't get it. I watched the TRO one. When I finished it. That picture is so funny. The smug doggo with a mouth. It takes more than one person to make this garbage. Oh, what a fucking bag. That's how you kill yourself. The skull of the voice of a guard. But if I poop off a cliff. Whole series. Oh, my God, joining them on these adventures are many other likable guests. Like Iron Man. Indian. J.J. Binks. Indian. They join together in the world of Discord to take down infamous enemies like Quinton, Patrick, Jack and Eric Taksin. Ladies and gentlemen, sit back and take a day to yourself and join the ride of the podcast. Every frame of pause or the more iconic title, EFAP. You just have to say it. If you say it, it means it's cool. Don't you stop. They're from Potato Extractor. They pour it in the seat. They blow. The competition should just be as laughing. They're so laughing. All right, next is, I think, yeah, this is. So this is the second history of EFAP. I think it is because we saw one before. Was it third? Yeah, it's the third history of EFAP. OK, and this is from good old Creamy Sheave Palpatine. Smaller. A render and your lives will be spared. Fuck you, Quinton. That's seamless, absolutely seamless. Sounds exactly like a real quote. I'm sorry, old friend. Queer theory. How come I'm always. Oh, man. Rhinos, would you smell? Just right. They're like, cheap. Some of the jokes are. I realized that if if Wolf is adequate and rags as a Padme, I oh, well, maybe there was some joke. Me, Daddy going on there. I can do this. Choke me on your fire. Planet through veggies, music as well. Just put it on anything like the more episodes we have as well, the more guests who have to be involved. It's like impossible to fit everyone on. John, that's the pike man, the blessed pike man. Oh. Just love that Bilbo's there, too. Oh, depressed rights and choice. And none of these beat the Kingsman one, including mine. In fairness, it is fucking hard to beat the Kingsman one. Oh, that's tough. That's so much in there. Huffing, yo, yo. That one actually does so much. Yeah, that wasn't too bad. That looks pretty good. Based pipe. Anyways, guys, I apologize. He's a queer. The history of part three. Right. So this is this is the anime-ish one again. And this is this is titled. EFAP season one, episode 10, the end of the Quentin arc. There will be an anime for this one day. It'll make sense. People will animate it. But you put all the meme videos together. That's how it'll work. I'm fairing your buttocks, Quentin. No. Thanks so much. What the fuck is that? I wonder if Quentin will ever see it. What are you doing? He's going to use all of it. I read out one chat message. And that was attributed to me. Even when I streamed the other day. One of the first things that popped up in the chat was someone saying that. It's like, okay. I'm just accepting it. It wasn't even my quote. It isn't that. Ragn. Ragn. Oh, man. Is there actually a meme on there? It says Rhino. A simple something. It ends with milk. I can't quite read it. I can't quite tell. It's poor Quentin, you know. With all this. At least you're here for you. Weird cow monster. The giant alien cow thing. That is one of my favorite additions to the whole. That's really good. The subtitles are so good. That was logic. What's that? That was Blevich again as well. Oh, that's great. The memes keep on coming. This one is from... This is a different creator as well. I think we haven't seen this one before. Anti-hero 69. Like that Patrick Willems is Billy. Because I just stopped becoming me at that point. Why do you insist we watch this stupid thing? Do you mind? Do you only want to understand? Even if it's ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid. This works so well. That was perfect. You're stupid. Oh, my God. That was my favorite show back in the day. We can start calling him Billy. So, do you guys know... Do you remember EFAB Adventures 1? Where it was like we had cutouts. I think Wolf's Head was put on the body of the guy from GTA V. Oh, yeah. There's a second one. I don't think I've played this before. So, we'll go with it. It's from the Spawn Camp channel. You're watching movies wrong. Mortar Soup. Pleasant. I like that... Baradour has really nice interior decorating. I'm sorry, what? What the hell is going on? Oh, bloody hell. Oh, dear. I have no idea what that's from. It's best you don't know. They are here. What these movies did to him? Datamore! So, um... Here's the thing. Please explain some of this. At least some of this. Physics. Physics. Yeah, this is the same guy who does the wrestling ones, I guess. I can't remember if this is before or after, actually, because I didn't know about this one for a while. Is there actually any wrestling in this game? Because I've never actually seen a wrestling in this game. There is. He has a video of the actual fight, but I can't remember how it... It's just like standard sort of wrestling moves being done over and over again. Alright, this is the one that Rags said was his favorite. And this is from Blavich again. See, lots of Blavich memes. Okay, listen. We can have this discussion again, but I don't fucking care. Anyone who's not following, I just hit the button to stop the elevator music. Little face change on Rags when he went, Ah, you did it! Oh, it's so good. I can watch it a million times. Oh, damn. There's one... I don't know if it's changed. Might have to do it next time, but there's one for Timinator 2 with me shooting loads of critics, but it says video unavailable right now, so it might have been taken down for copyright. I don't know, but we have two more, three more. But they're quick. This next one's... Oh, this is Blavich again, so. This is a showcase for them. Enjoy. It looks so natural. It's because that's what his body actually looks like. Come on, Danny DeVito looks better than Eric. Eric's got, like, segments of fat, and Danny's at least kind of respectable. Oh, hang on. I'll let it encase the rumble jokes. Frank, what the hell are you doing, man? Hey, that's my character. I'm the trash man. I come out, I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage. All three of us are just like, what? That's going to be a disaster. Beautiful. That's so good. What a showcase has been today. This one's called Mola's Bizarre Adventure. I'm going to assume that that's related to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, because I know what that is, because I'm hip with the kids. This is Jesse Wham made this one. When you take away nitpicks about the story, thoughts about the characters, and if it fits into canon, which is all basically just fan stuff, there is very little that... I can't believe he said that. I have to say about how this movie was actually bad. I could literally go on forever about why this movie is so stupid. Don't worry, we'll stop in the beginning, because there's a whole bunch to go through this one. Could be the longest e-fap in history. Yeah, we just wanted to make sure that you got to spend a long time looking at Aquitaine's incredibly punchable face, so that your anger could bubble and rise. The last Jedi is an abomination. It's an insult to everything Star Wars is and was. Oh, Wolf, why do you hate TLJ so much? It's a narrative disaster that destroys everything I've loved about this series. Well, well, well, well, I guess we should... We'll mention first. Your next instance. Considering what was said today. No. No. No. I feel like just by talking to people, if you have already been accused of being alright, I will soon be... The whole chat's sleeping. Jay, that's a visual representation of what's going to happen during our debate. God, he said he's seen Arrival more than he's seen thought about even Lord the Rings, so I'm sure he's prepared. That is... That just disappoints the hell out of me. So it's true, you are alright. It brings me joy. It brings me joy. As of the last podcast with CinemaSinsins, I felt people were... We literally find a new problem with this movie every single time. We talk about it. The simple fact of the matter is that the optimal fire rate is... Has anyone seen this anime, by the way? I have no idea. No idea. Pringy, you're a nerd, so if you don't... Pringy, is this anime? Is this an anime? Is this an moomoo? No answer. Alright. Not the most consistent, meaning that even if you consistently pace your shots with pinpoint precision, the guy firing with the ultimate fire rate... That was taken from Wolf. That's from my Halo Reach video. Someone actually got mad about... Commented something to the effect of... I was saying that this was like something game breaking, and, well, I proved in the video it kind of was, because it takes all the skill out of the multiplayer. Halo Reach fans are kind of dumb. I enjoyed Halo Reach. Does that make any more... I like Halo Reach. You're wrong. Without consistency, there's just as much of a chance at killing you as you are at killing him. Was that a cult of violence, Wolf? Was that a cult of violence? I think so. The eyes. How am I always the woman? He's not even the same people. Here's the thing. I f***ing hate Trump. Oh, dear. Alright. I can't believe we've actually managed to do this. This is the last one now, and it's a new animation from No Consistency. Who asked as well if people are interested? I'll probably do it before and after, but No Consistency has a Patreon. I suppose he's saying, like, if you want to jump on there, then he might make more animations. I don't know. I'm not exactly sure of what he's doing with his channel fully, but there's a link if anybody is interested in the chat, and I guess I will put all these things in the description by the time it's uploaded on Mula, but here we go. Anyone going to mention the pirate plank behind you? This is part of the helicopter that they found. This is not a plank. It's a pirate plank. Just bear with me here. What if that's actually Noah's Ark and he had a plank so he could tell the animals off or make this behave? That would totally make sense in the world of Predator. And this is where Noah's Ark landed, so that's why there's a plank. I just love the idea that I'm 90% sure that's a part of the helicopter they found, but if the cynicism is convinced that there's a random pirate plank in the middle of the set, why would they make a pirate plank? I guess that's what his point is. You have to comment on it. Okay. Beautiful. Again, he's saying he's opened up on Patreon for... I think he's looking just to see what people are interested in, so check it out. That's it for memes. We're an hour and 40 minutes in. That's good. We've gone almost two hours and haven't even started the video. So... I got food in this time. I ate my dinner as we were doing this. I watched Mission Impossible Fallout casually as a collective of watching everything that came out in 2018. I was really impressed. I was like, holy shit, this is way better than I was any right to be, because I've always thought the Mission Impossible films were just... I'm good. This is the first Mission Impossible I've seen and I loved it. Fallout was great. I'm of the opinion that they've been getting better and better. I'd have to rewatch it. I love the first one. What's binge watch all of them? It's not like we don't already watch 10 movies. That's true. We can totally do that, actually. We did one as well because of the villain. Either way, it got a lot of praise. The only person I knew that didn't like it was YMS. His video on it... YMS just sometimes makes really awful videos. Yeah, it was interesting to say the least. Interesting in how bad it was. Then I got directed to a video called Mission Impossible Fallout is a bad movie. I was like, let's hear someone disagree because it's almost universal. The film was pretty much liked. A lot of critics said it was their pick for 2018 and that it's the best Fallout Mission Impossible movie. I would say it's the best Mission Impossible movie. I would agree with that. Though I do need to rewatch them to really make a substantive argument, but I've never been as impressed as I was with this one. Let's do it. That's it for YMS reviews. He's said that he's interested in coming on EFAP to talk about this video if we're going to criticize it. He was criticized by Tobobutton on Twitter and I offered Tobobutton to come on to EFAP to talk about this video and he was like I don't want to start beef. Which is what Tobobutton does a lot on Twitter so I don't really get it. He keeps getting drawn into what about conversations to try and clarify stuff because he did it with me. Apparently, I don't know if they've talked. Yeah, he'll be welcome on after we've covered it. Yeah, that's what we're doing today. If anybody hasn't seen Mission Impossible fallout I'd probably recommend skipping the rest of this EFAP, watching it and then coming back to watch the coverage of it. It is a really awesome movie as far as I'm concerned. Oh yeah, if you haven't seen it, you should. It's just a good movie. Yeah. And of course, like I said, REN's reviews, you'll be welcome on the following EFAP. I'll probably I'm in whatever once the EFAP's over, but he might end up in chat since we've apparently got a bit of a history of that happening. And if he does, maybe he could jump in at the end. I don't know, but either way, we're going to watch it. So here we go. Everybody ready? Cool. What's up, everybody? It's me. Your favorite little boy in the whole wide world. REN with two Ns. Man, you've got to give him a second to be wrong. Because of his positive attitude. No, it's not what I'm criticizing. What are you going to have to? It's the delivery. In what way? It's annoying. Okay. Probably think I'm nuts because if you've clicked on this video, there's a good chance that you love Mission Impossible Fallout. Just about everybody loved this movie. And to be honest with you, I feel a little crazy myself. Mission Impossible Fallout has a 97% well-deserved. It's like if I was to give it some kind of a number, probably it's just 90, 80 to 90. Well, I mean, I wouldn't get a 97. Again, it's like it just means 97% of people like it. Yeah. Tomatoes is such a terrible metric. Yeah, that's the problem. Because you know, I looked at that and I was immediately like 97 out of 100. That's the quality of the movie. And I'm like, probably not. But then it's like, that's not what that means, though. That's right, of course. Because it's not metacritic. How do you even call that number? How do you even make a judgment on that? 97% of people gave it a positive review. 97% thumbs up. And it's like, what can you draw from that? That they're wrong, that they thought it was at least what is it? 6 out of 10 gets you a thumbs up? Yeah, 6 out of 10 gets you on there. So, you know. That could literally mean that all of the reviews are 6 out of 10. It could. Yeah. In 86 on Metacritic. That's better. Yeah, I'm comfortable with giving it an 86. Yeah, same between an 8 and a 9. Yeah. I'm happy with that. A 7.8 on IMDB. Before anyone says that's low, that's high for IMDB because the top, I think the top rated film on IMDB is Shawshank Redemption, is it 8.2? Yes, it is. Yeah, something like that. I don't think there's anything. Let me check. Yeah, tough crowd on IMDB, man. Tough crowd. Oh, no, I was wrong. It's 9.3 for Shawshank Redemption. That's still 9.3 out of 10. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know. I feel like... That garbage? 9.3 sounds kind of low for Shawshank. It does, doesn't it? That's what I was trying to imply that IMDB's whole metric is a little lower than what people would expect, I guess. Grace GodscreenEarth Jeremy Johns gave this movie the number one spot in his best movies of 2018 before punching the screen like Father Punch's Mama and moving on to his next project. Now, let me make... There's a lot of comedy in this video that's... like... No, comedy's funny. Like he said he punched the screen like Mama Punch's Papa. I mean Papa Punch... All right. Is he trying to tell us something? It's a bit weird, but okay. I mean, maybe that'll hit closer to home for some folks and others. Hit closer to home. Hit closer to home. It's a weird segue. It's a domestic violence act. I didn't even know I made a joke. I made a joke. Oh, there you go. Poked for the domestic violence classy. Yeah, rags. Remember, there are things you're not allowed to joke about. In his best movies of 2018 before punching the screen like Father Punch's Mama and moving on to his next project. Now, let me make this clear. I love the spy movie genre. It's probably one of my favorites. My grandfather started the tradition of taking my dad to see every single James Bond movie in theaters. A tradition that my dad passed on to me. So this genre is one that I hold very close to my heart. I grew up watching James Bond, Austin Powers, and of course Mission Impossible. So I'm not making this video to be a contrarian or to clickbait. I'm making this video be- Really weird visual for clickbait. The glove attached to the window. Because I genuinely believe that Mission Impossible fallout is objectively a bad movie. He's on our team for that. And this is the more- See, this is what we actually want is to discuss the actual meat of all of these things like the actual films, getting into it instead of being stuck at whether or not you can even be objective. So it's like, well, at least we got through to this bit. Just to say that he's not being dishonest, which... Fine. If you're saying it's objectively a bad movie, kind of being dishonest. Wait, can you see a booby-dab? I can't see a part of one. That's racist. I hate you. I do my very best to make my videos as entertaining as I can. You're failing. Jesus. Give him a chance. It's because you're annoying that he's picking up this film on you. Well, when you say one of the best movies of last year is objectively bad, yeah. It also kind of annoys me because you know that people like Jack are going to use this, us covering this guy, and he's going to be like, see, objective. People who use objectivity disagree with each other objectively, which means that objectivity doesn't exist. Did he have a Destiny shirt on? I don't know. A bad movie. And just because you might disagree with that doesn't mean we have to hate each other. I do my very best to make my videos without a Destiny shirt. First off, someone in chat said this guy's voice sounds like me. No, not at all. First off, I have no idea where you pulled that one. It sounds a bit like Donkey. I think. I haven't got a suggestion for what he sounds like. I don't know. I don't know. So if you disagree with me, you still might have a nice time with the video. And I've done a great deal of research about this movie, so you might also just learn something along the way. Like for example, what if I were to tell you that before they started writing the scripts for these past couple of Mission Impossible movies, that they think of the stunts in action first. How is that a bad thing? I wouldn't recommend it, but it doesn't mean the movie would be bad. Sometimes a story is based off or you have an idea of something that happens like say an action set piece that plays out in your head and you're like, that'd be cool. What if I made a story and implemented that into it? That's how stories are made. You have an idea and then that idea blossoms into a story. I was going to say, Fringy, do you remember I was talking about how I was envisioning a scene where Ghost Rider did have one punish a clash for a specific moral right reason and I can't just have that. Now I have to build a whole story that leads to that moment. That's fine. And there's nothing wrong with that. That's what storytelling is. I think it's safe to say that most ideas start that way. George R.R. Martin's idea for Game of Thrones and again, this is totally off my memory from ages ago. I'm not sure if this is true but it came from, he liked Lord of the Rings but he asked himself what happened once past the third one. Was Aragorn a good king or difficult? Was it to be a king? And the idea is Robert is a warrior became a king and the kingdom stagnated because he was a terrible leader or a terrible king. My idea is a warrior king wins a war but inherits a country he can't control and it leads to massive backstabbing and political issues. How do I implement that? That's the thing. You have an idea. If you're thinking you have an image of a character in your head what's his name? What's he do? What world does he live in? This is how stories are made. You have an idea and then you build off of that idea. I would say that with pretty much all storytelling you start with ideas that you think are cool but whether or not it's good or bad is how much of the legwork you put into earning those cool moments. It's like this dude doesn't actually understand how stories are made. Maybe he's not, I don't know but I have the perspective of I like to come up with ideas. He's acting as though they're like they said let's just do a bunch of stunts and then oh wait we have to have a plot too like last minute but that's not the case. You have an idea, you think that would be a cool stunt. What would I use that in? Worst case scenario the director says I've written up all these action scenes together with something like bad guy does this and it's like the worst thing ever and it makes a film that has a terrible plot. There's a terrible plot, there isn't a result of them thinking of the action first. That's just a result of them failing to implement it into a story. Just because you have an idea and you build off that idea doesn't mean the story will in turn be good but that is generally how stories are made. You have an idea that starts off very vague and then you build off of that. That's not an argument. Well, Jay just said did he even say that was bad? The implication is that this is supposed to be a shock to the audience. They did the action first and we're trying to argue that that's fine. I doubt when people create stuff what they do is they just come up with all the characters and they come up with a setting and then they're like oh this just happens to be such and such kind of story. If you're making a video called mission impossible Fallout is a bad movie and one of your opening statements is this there's nothing positive about this. There's clearly a negative connotation with this. But go on. Just to go. George Arma apparently disliked the Tolkien said Aragorn ruled as a good and wise king because Martin said what makes a good king what makes a wise king you didn't think you could just go with that. Being good and being wise? The idea is that that's how the story of you could question everything forever but how did Aragorn rule? I imagine he was happy to listen to advisors and made sure blah blah blah happened but then the idea in Game of Thrones is that the advisors were backstabbers and stuff as well. It's all very interesting. I like it. Let's kick on. Let's see exactly what he said here as well. If you disagree with me you still might have a nice time with the video and I've done a great deal of research about this movie so you might also just learn something along the way like for example what if I were to fucking cinces just said spoilers don't even go there don't even go there you could have watched all three of them by now instead of like you've been watching fucking the I know you've been watching hour long videos about something instead of watching Lord of the Rings so you got you got nothing but also like the Lord of the Rings is you know like 50 years old a million years old I think they need to understand that every hour that you spend watching the stream is 60 minutes you could have spent watching Lord of the Rings yeah like I don't know if you know this since but Lord of the Rings happened in the third age you know how long ago that was yeah it's like the 12th age now we got like guns and shit yep we can fly you know there's iron men rags the orcs turned into muslims rags basically said something similar about the porgs no what? that's what someone said I don't know what he's referring to he probably would have said the porgs were made for merchandise yeah before they were implemented into the store but that could still be fine they just shoved them in there was no purpose for them other than that while you walked you walk served a purpose again they would be the same situation it's like you guys in your movie we need to have these cuddly bear things and you'd be like oh it's up to you then to implement them or to not implement them though you could argue with some it's forced and it's bad if that's the case but we're talking about the perspective of a guy who literally says I want to make a movie with these action scenes now I need to make a story that fits them that's a different thing I don't think there's anything wrong with that yeah go for it which again we'll see what he says it's execution yeah it's like how do I justify which is what is the hard part Ryan I think you guys would probably agree right yeah it's like how do I have a motorcycle chase how do I earn this it's gonna be difficult I mean we have to hate each other I do my very best to make my videos as entertaining as I can so if you disagree with me you still might have a nice time with the video and I've done a great deal of research about this movie so you might also just learn something along the way like for example what if I were to tell you that before they started writing the scripts for these past couple of Mission Impossible movies that they think of the stunts in action first well you know we knew we wanted to have a car chase in Paris a helicopter chase in New Zealand we knew we wanted to have a foot chase in London then after that they write a story around those action scenes which would explain why the plot to this movie is just so incredibly I understood it that's my criticism then imagine being confused by this movie plot there's a lot going on but I could follow it gets a little there's a lot of groups and factions trying to do things and things but you can follow as long as you pay enough attention I'm okay with somebody finding it hard to follow but to say it is definitively hard to follow is another thing I guess I would say this the only things the only things that I actually oh the stream died that's right it'll come back the things that I actually had like an issue with or maybe not an issue with the only thing I was hard was references to the previous movies but that's because I didn't watch them right and there's not a huge amount and they do explain the things that you need to know for example the wife and Ilse Mission Impossible 5 is necessarily a sequel to Mission Impossible 4 well the thing is I'd say 6 is more of a direct sequel to 5 and that might just be because it's the same director and I think it's doing 7 as well we've got 3 relevant characters outside of the protagonists that are coming back that were introduced in movies past Mission Impossible 1 and 2 I do help the Ilse sticks around though I want her to just be a mainstay of the team yeah I got the stream on my phone and apparently it is still up so if you just refresh anyone's having trouble you just gotta refresh it I understand the irony of me saying refresh when they can't hear the stream I posted it in the chat yeah I'm okay with someone finding it hard to follow but to say it is hard to follow is another thing now there's no denying that some of the action scenes in this movie are great but they're all hindered by the fact that I never had any clue what was going on in the story it really does feel like this movie took an entire 12 episode season of Homeland or something and just crammed it all into a 2 and a half hour long piece don't believe me? well then let's just run through the plot real quick alright? oh and I will be spoiling this movie but in all honesty you've had the entire movie spoiled for you already if you've seen the trailer but there's your warning what? I haven't seen the trailer for the I don't know well the trailer did not show us that Henry Cavill was the leader of the terrorists oh spoilers we already said that spoiler I can think of that like really spoils everything is robot and frank like that trailer literally shows you the entire movie there's a lot of those literally shows you the entire movie? literally like it even shows you the ending you said literally the entire movie that's a long ass trailer shut the fuck up see rags what wolf clearly meant was literally second definition figuratively oh yeah that reminds me of the second definition of up which is down wolf you're becoming the enemy by using that one this is why there won't even need to be elevator music wolf hates that happened to literally so now he feels bad yeah I want you to as we progress I want you to think on what you've done this movie am I in time out now oh no no no no this is just this is your first warning first warning figuratively shows if you don't fuck up everyone 15 minutes then you're back to it then it comes off your record okay everyone watch watch robot and frank it's a really good move don't want the trailer because the trailer spoils almost the entire film there you go the entire movie spoiled for you already I like that he says the trailer's gonna spoil the entire movie and he shows a clip that's not in the movie like this doesn't happen in the movie but it's probably in the trailer because it's cut C you know whatever else I just that's interesting to me see the trailer but there's your warning so tom cruises mission should he choose to accept it is simple the bad guys who worked for the main villain from the previous movie have formed a new group called the apostles who have now been hired by a new bad guy named john lark the apostles are trying to obtain three that was a reference to john lock in lost want to appreciate the fact that he connected that with a little picture okay I'm doing it well I didn't see that show so right now been hired by a new bad guy named john lark the apostles are trying to obtain three nuclear plutonium balls so that they can kill a bunch of people because there's never been peace without first a great suffering the greater the suffering and this is the thing we could probably talk about the motivation of the bad guys I thought it was pretty sound the idea is that they've noticed in the in history when you kill a whole bunch of people it unites who remains and so they want to target large population groups of people in power too they want to go after governments, religions and institutions I think it is they want to blow up a large amount of people so then what remains of the world at that point is all the country saying you know what we need to band together and you know like the right the hope is that the world needs to have a huge event so that they all we all come together that's the that's what they think will work and john lark is hiring the apostles to get that done because he believes in it and the apostles do as well because the apostles were from a group in the previous film that were all about bringing down governments and their first target was the IMF and specifically Tom Cruise's character they wanted to kill him and because of all that going wrong Solomon what's his name Solomon Solomon Kane I think he was he has a serious personal issue with Tom Cruise because he's ruined his plans massively in the previous films they're all your motivations pretty much but I think what he's just said is fine so far bring the bread of the peace so conveniently enough Tom Cruise arranged to buy the plutonium from a black market dealer off camera what do we need a on camera I don't think we need that on camera so the idea is that they find out the apostles and john lark are trying to get three nuclear things to facilitate their goal and they find this out and so they try and get ahead of them by buying the plutonium off the Russians before the apostles do unfortunately the apostles arrive in this area and nearly kill everybody before they can complete that I think that follows I don't think we needed yeah I mean imagine you're making a film about a family going to a restaurant and the film opens with them arriving at the restaurant and the guy at the front says oh reservation for mcdonald and mr mcdonald says oh that's us Solomon Lane would he criticize oh but we didn't see him make the reservation well they're here and there's a meeting going on and recognize one another we would assume that you know they had you know chatted it's funny because this kind of harkens back to our problem with the dark night rises I was about to say the difference there is the with the information we have he cannot make it to Gotham that's why we need to see it while here the idea that they set up a meet with russians while pretending to be you know black market dealers I'm like yep yeah if the mcdonalds were snowed in their house and their car would not start if they arrived at the restaurant by car we would have questions how did you get there how did you get out the front door how did you get the car to start otherwise it would normally be implied that you know they just drove yeah I don't know I don't have a problem with that being offscreen that's all yeah I don't have a problem with that peace without first a great suffering the great of the suffering the great of the peace so conveniently enough Tom Cruise arranged to buy the plutonium from a black market dealer off camera but the apostles intercept killed the black market dealer and grabbed the plutonium for themselves off camera why does he keep saying off camera they got it they got to it we didn't need to see them collect it the fact that yeah cause Tom Cruise or one of them was like where's the plutonium and they go back to where it was left in a previous scene and it's gone and they're like well it could have sprouted legs and walked away I'd probably assume since they said what can the apostles do for you Mr. Hunt on the little it sounded like Idris Alba but the apostle we're told as the audience that the apostles are attacking them and then the plutonium is taken from them I think we're supposed to assume that the apostles got plutonium I don't think but it also it achieves a secondary thing which is oh these guys are serious business cause they got it without the good guys even knowing I really like this opening scene because he saves his team members and it costs him massively well it ties into the theme of the movie doesn't it yeah this whole off camera thing he keeps doing it's just this whole video reeks of being exactly what Patrick Willems thinks that we are that was gonna bring that in a bit later cause I do think that's kinda going on here but we'll see how it goes I can't remember if he stumbles significantly he's already stumbles significantly and he's not even 3 minutes in Tom Cruise and the rest of the boys don't even bother trying to figure out where the bad guys went despite the fact that the apostles only had a 40 second head start do you know how much ground you could cover in 40 seconds like if we stop the stream and just waited 40 seconds you can cover a lot of ground in 40 seconds especially when the whole thing is to steal and get away so they probably got something for a bit I just love the idea which direction should they go yeah exactly I was about to say like how do you know which way to go if there was a guy running like they see a guy running in the distance like go go but there's nothing doesn't he not remember how in this movie they had to put a tracker in Henry Cavill so that they could find him even though he only had like a 30 second head start walking do you know how far you walk in 30 seconds yeah you can get quite far I don't know like that's a strange criticism but find moving on did he miss the part of the movie where Tom Cruise turned into Usain Bolt for a while he's got criticisms of that as well what's his criticism that Tom Cruise is too old to be running that fast even though he's literally running that fast let's say let me actually google it how fast can you run 100 meters I think that depends so the fast so how fast let's do average how fast can the average man 45 kilometers per hour apparently so reduce that by 60 a minute and then reduce that by a third and you get exactly how far they could have gone average jogging pace for an adult man is about 100 meters and 27 seconds that's just average average jogging pace for an average person oh and it's 34 seconds for a woman so get fucked so what if they had a car then what oh well yeah now or a boat or anything or anything else that's just my point if you can't see them where the hell do you run also it's nighttime and they could kill you exactly because it could kill you if you split up and that increases your chances like 10 fold I don't mean to just badger on this it's just that's how we would assess this if we were doing this yeah we're just being thorough so when stabbers asked rags so women deserve to be paid less we should pay women based on how fast they can run 100 meters compared to the fastest man in the office yes well look I'm just saying I think we should pay women what they're worth which is nothing damn he's basing that on the running speed I know the apostles only had a 40 second head start on them you know couple like that he says it was literally 40 seconds I checked as if that's not enough time it's like if you'd said four seconds I'd be like yeah that is stupid like no 40 that's we as we just said that's quite a bit billion people's lives are at stake here but we just shrug our shoulders and move on I'm sure they didn't just shrug their shoulders they would just straw it but yes I'm just like eh alright see you see you work on Monday to two weeks later 15 minutes into the movie and this is where things start to get a little messy here we learned that the nukes have been detonated blown up like a firework that was born on the 4th of July and Tom Cruise is sad about it but this guy in the hospital bed is one of John Lark's top boys he knows all there is to know about the plutonium warheads which by the way have not actually even been detonated the whole news clip was just a ruse to get this guy to give them his phone all right which conveniently holds all of the information he's with them why would it be convenient they got the guy who had this information and he had it he's the one who made the bombs what convenient I broke into this bank and conveniently in the vault there was all this money explain that film checkmate aps now I'm rich give them his phone conveniently holds all of the information about those warheads it doesn't even it doesn't even if you remember they take ages to figure out even how to disarm the bombs if it had everything they needed that would still be fair but it doesn't yeah it's just the names of people the contacts it only gets them John Lark and where he's meeting someone that's all it gets them in fact it only gets them a server if I remember correctly yes they get a server in iceland and then they use that to figure out the arms like the trade between here you go I'm pulling up the script because I'm a nerd it says the phone you unlocked led us to a server in iceland but we managed to decrypt and communicate between John Lark and this woman Olana Mitsopolis activist and the lathropist yeah so the phone got them a server the server got them a communicate between John Lark and a woman that's all they got not much it basically set up the first scene when they go to paris to meet the widow which conveniently holds all of the information about those warheads after that we just get another huge exposition dump I'm sorry I get the idea of an exposition dump and how you can criticise it but what else would happen here we're getting the results yeah we're getting the results of the break in to the phone how would this be anything else what the thing is is that even though we recognise it them giving a sex position like it's works in context because of what it is yeah this is exactly how it would go in real life you'd be like this is your mission this is what you'll be this is the information you need to know to carry out this mission here are the people involved like honestly I appreciate being you know aware of that as an audience member mm-hmm we're learning alongside the characters we're going to be following also they're still rolling the credits mm-hmm notice how there's no more exposition dumps throughout the entire the movie and this is the prologue still I like that audio balancing there though the plane is actually quite loud it's a nice touch for fundraising I bet the details are in the file Tom Cruise now needs to intercept John Lark knock him out with a heroin needle that he found in my mom's closet scan John Lark's face created in the machine and put it on his own face so that he no because his mother's a heroin she's brave and strong she saves the day yeah idiot and put it on his own face so that he can go also she's addicted to heroin I'm waiting for it because he's summing up a plot and I'm waiting for him to say this is bad because Lark's face created in the machine and put it on his own face so that he can go and meet the white widow as John Lark but that can't happen quite yet since the black woman here doesn't like the IMF but we got to squeeze Henry Cavill into the plot no no no squeeze the main villain okay sorry I got it I'm getting angry he's there he's there as they say in the film to keep an eye on Tom Cruise and potentially kill him if he doesn't follow the the mission details like he didn't in the prologue he was supposed to let his team die and get the plutonium but he didn't and now Henry Cavill is there to fucking basically police him that's what they actually say and it makes more sense that he would agree to the mission because he's actually John Lark does he not understand that the whole plot relies on Henry Cavill's involvement because he's he is the plot essentially yeah he's the one who's making all of this happen technically speaking how can you shoehorn in the plot that's like saying yeah Darth Vader they just shoehorned him in because it's really about the emperor he's the reason the guy at the top yeah the film makes it clear why he's there from both the good guys side of it and the bad guy side of it yeah he's definitely not shoehorned this dude is literally retarded woman here doesn't like the IMF but we got to squeeze Henry Cavill into the plot because he's forced to tag along side Tom Cruise let's squeeze the bad guy how do you say that how do you watch this drama and say something that dumb drama hey man you didn't like it okay oh my god well he's dumb objectively he didn't like it so someone put heroin milk in the like why is there a syringe why is there a syringe who who made the emojis for you two we can't have guns but here's a fucking heroin milk someone put a plain black woman milk plain black woman okay been quite yet since the black woman here doesn't like the IMF but we got to squeeze Henry Cavill into the plot because he's forced to tag alongside Tom Cruise and keep him in check which is ultimately fine because truth be told I actually really like Henry Cavill it's not fine because you like Henry Cavill it's fine because he said it was he said she wore a tin but it's also he said squeezed in but but he also said it's fine because he likes Henry Cavill he likes Henry Cavill but it's like that's not why it's fine that he's there for the plot because you like him but I liked it for the record I really liked him in this film I thought he was awesome I like that Justice League failed for this so true as soon as I saw this movie and saw he had the mustache I was like oh this is the movie that killed Justice League and keep him in check which is ultimately fine because truth be told I actually really like Henry Cavill in this role he does a very good job after that they fly over Paris and jump out of the airplane they soar through the vanilla sky then they land at the club go into the bathroom and have a fight with this Asian guy who is John Lark I want to make a mention because I noticed this on my latest watch through with Wolf and Rags when they're at the airport what's the name of he calls it Black Lady I forgot her actual name she has a first name that begins with A I don't remember it okay Sloane she says that you prefer a syringe or something like that in the camera pans to I prefer a hammer Tom Cruise and then you see in this scene yeah I think that's it Tom Cruise tries to stab the guy with the needle fails and then it just cuts to fucking super bad slabbing his face with the laptop it's awesome it's just the syringe versus the hammer I like it it's great nice bit of continuity that's all a scalpel and hammer with this Asian guy who is John Lark he punches people in the throat and he winds up winning the fight and he's about to shoot Tom Cruise in the face but if little Tommy were to get his head blown off 30 minutes in we'd have no movie so the woman from the previous Mission Impossible shoots John Lark in the head how did she know to come into the men's bathroom she was looking for she was literally there to look for that person she is tasked from the British intelligence to defend John Lark that is the twist Tom Cruise like it literally says what are you doing here and she explains it to him point blank she explains it later she doesn't explain it in this scene yeah but that doesn't matter cause she does explain it lighter he watched this whole movie of course well that's the point she's not revealing it here that the actual she's supposed to be killing Solomon Lane you can only do that if the Solomon Lane is released by John Lark's deal so she's protecting John Lark and then she finds John Lark is about to kill the guy that she really fucking likes from the previous movie and so she shoots him it's really good cause on a second watch through you see a reaction when she's killed him she's not happy he's like I had to do that and then she doesn't explain any of it to Tom Cruise yet cause she can't cause it's fucking and if anyone wants a reason for it it's because she says that the British don't trust her cause they think that she might have been turned into an apostle and so this will prove her innocence if she can complete this mission when I would assume it's more to do with the fact that they just want a reason to kill Solomon Lane cause he has lots of information about British intelligence that nobody else should get as far as the British are concerned so they can have her do that and if she's captured, caught or dead or whatever, they can literally just say we never knew anything about her as far as we know she's a fucking turncoat sort of thing and it's the same deal as what Ethan gets at the beginning of all these films cause we say turncoat oh maybe it is turncoat oh I thought it was just never mind it's not a cultural exchange it's just fucked up the chat's got hammer milk versus skelval hammer milk versus skelval hammer milk hammer milk is greater than skelval um turn cloak is from Game of Thrones is that true well they didn't have but I wouldn't doubt it let me see Game of Thrones knowledge is just invading your mind yeah all the results for turn cloak been into turncoat uh no turn cloaks dnd 5th edition dark fantasy actually playing turn cloaks is um he's uh he's creating dungeons and dragons podcast on patreon right but I think what's been established is that the way that you said it was yeah I wasn't referencing any of the things people are bringing up oh how are the mighty have fallen it's my first strike me and wolff one strike each now yeah no not no it's been 15 minutes he's off probation oh good thank god oh right because I said but I'm starting the clock for you young man what we should do though is because he's he's actually skipped over it right so just so everyone's following the structure here is that these two guys are supposed to find john lark take his face and go to the meeting themselves but what happens is they fucking screw up his face because she shot it and so he's going to pretend to be him and we find out that she was here because she's following john lark this whole time of course when she sees those guys going to the fucking bathroom she probably decided to go in after them like there's no they wouldn't show us that because it's a surprise and also you know if she was sticking around and he went into the toilet and come out for like 20 minutes that must be stuck inside ways so one of the chats said uh turn it it's beautiful so yeah let's just see how this goes then you have no movie so the woman from the previous mission impossible shoots john lark in the head i established character yeah how how did she know to come into the men's bathroom well we were on beyond me yeah what is it why aren't you telling me you didn't understand what you're involved in i don't understand what i'm involved in understand what I'm involved in but there's no you can't the joke it's really good because he goes I don't understand what I'm involved in what am involved in no time to explain why she can't explain and since John Lark's face has been destroyed Tom Cruise is now going to pretend to be John Lark without the disguise and meet the white widow himself which could prove to be some seriously risky business because in case you didn't know the movie address is this yeah I was gonna say yeah I don't know if he's he's criticizing that yet but in case he is Tom Cruise says it's a gamble whether or not she's seen John Lark and I think it's a reasonable gamble yeah I'm pretty sure Henry Cavill even like point like that a really stupid idea but the fact it's more than reasonable to assume because nobody knows what John look like looks like they say that in the beginning secret agent so it's a fair gamble and it's the only option they have left in case he's criticizing it I think kind of did they about risky business because in case you didn't know there are paid assassins that are at the club who also want to kill John Lark people have been sent here to kill Lark contractors paid assassins out of nowhere she was telling him that to warn him that there's other people die yeah because he's playing the role of John Lark so if he's doing that then he has to know that there's other people there to kill and I by the way the person you're gonna role play as people want to kill him no that's so not that's not I know it and why would she know this information well as she addresses to him in the conversation she says like there's people who are gonna kill John Lark he looks at her and she goes yeah other than me the point is that John Lark right now as we know from the beginning of the film governments are aware that he's trying to collect plutonium to blow it up in places so governments will hire assassins to kill him she knows this because she works for a government that have just assigned her to protect him in order to get Solomon Lane that follows does it not this is what I mean right this film is this film is got really good praise and then he's like ripping it to shreds and I'm like you've made me argue that you are underrating this film that is heavily praised it feels weird yeah they sort of just drop that line in there out of nowhere just to set up another action scene anyhow Tom Cruise convinces the white widow that he is John Lark because my man Tommy is good with the ladies he knows all the right moves then they fight some bad guys stop with all the reference I'm pretty sure that's like throughout the whole video sorry so after that they go somewhere and here's where the plot thickens though the white widow has the plutonium okay and she will not give Tom Cruise the plutonium unless he she doesn't have the plutonium she's a broker for the people who do have it which are the Apostles and the Apostles are not gonna give John Lark the plutonium until the Apostles get what they want which is their leader and their leader or later she says she literally tells him all of this and Solomon Lane is not gonna let him have the plutonium until he successfully frames Tom Cruise as John Lark which is another plot that is going on and this is what I mean I get it that it is somewhat difficult to follow if you're not paying close attention oh my god there's a total of 14 Tom Cruise references in this be honest I would have I would have estimated more than that but I guess there is a man who's the plutonium unless he helps them capture the main villain from the previous movie named Solomon Lane now the white widow's brother has a plan to capture Solomon but it involves killing multiple ties directly into the theme of the movie which it actually has I love I love this scene love it yeah it's a great scene which would mean that Tom Cruise would have to kill a few good men himself and he doesn't like that idea after that the plot is he just gonna gloss right past that he's not gonna talk about the good I don't think but I don't even know if he thinks that's good I don't I don't know he just he just I don't know we're waiting for him to make statements that are beyond a lot of assessment because right now he's just summing up the movie while not saying anything but also inferring that it's bad for things that make sense I'm not I did a lot of that with my predator review but when I said something like the adult man throws an empty bottle of beer at the child's head for knocking on his door and then I laughed at that my expectation is you can figure out why that's a dumb but here I'm not I'm not following I don't know why this is dumb if that's his implication I don't write a Tom Cruise would have to kill a few good men himself and he doesn't like that idea after that the plot thickens yet again because here we learn that Henry Cavill is a double agent since you and in fitness some people can miss this this is the reveal that he's evil because we saw the phone was smashed and he's giving her a different one okay so he's a double agent so it's a nice clue yeah and some people might not actually get it yet they'll still be like huh okay and yeah he's like he's up to something and what's really cool about this scene is that he's describing why Tom Cruise would be evil and the entire time he's doing it he's describing why he is evil why he is it's great subtext it's tough and again I just like there's good things in this movie that he's kind of just sort of blooping over here we learn that Henry Cavill is a double agent since you know every spy movie needs a double agent so his plan is to try and convince the head of the CIA why would you do that? Cruise is in fact the double agent you're suggesting and I like that she says you're reaching Walker before this guy could say that's ridiculous it's like too bad the film acknowledges that he's reaching Hunt is John Bark you're reaching Walker now she is correct he's reaching all right he's a big ol' reach a Jack Reacher if you like that movie I like a lot of the movies he's been showing a few good men is awesome you keeping up guys at this point I love that he says that's if we're lost now if I was lost lost reference to that's true he's reaching all right he's a big ol' Reacher a Jack Reacher if you will you keep it up guys at this point I was lost but now it's game time Tom Cruise and the White Widows team are all set up to capture Solomon Lane maybe Tom Cruise didn't like their initial plan so off camera he came up with his own play off camera he came up with his own camera this is listen this is like well well he should there should have been a scene in the movie where he was like in his room and he was just staring at the ceiling maybe listening to Africa yeah explaining like out loud like talking to himself what he would do the next day and the next thing he does all this time I mean I was considerably worse than what they did I was that not exposition I mean that whole that whole part where you know it played out where he would have to kill that cop that really told you what he thought about it already yet not to mention that it's a part of the scene that we don't know what he's going to do here so it's all very action packed as we're like oh shit Solomon Lane's about to drown wait someone saved him with a fucking oxygen tank how is that possible wait Tom Cruise knifed a thing in the center of a plaza and jumped onto a but oh Simon Pegg and Ving Reims and board they are this was all planned oh that's cool that's what that's what's intended we're supposed to go oh it all makes sense now because we have the same perspective as mostly everybody in this scene outside of Tom Cruise someone in the chat said that he outright fabricate at the 11 minute mark of the video yeah right fabricated what sorry a plot hole at the 11 minute mark of the video that'll be exciting get to it next hour this is why we like if anyone in chat doesn't know what we like if we're gonna cover a video on a movie we're like we better rewatch the movie so the references are fresh and I just feel like it it just kills videos like this when you do that and mad was it just a really fun movie to rewatch oh yes it was my first time watching it right he came up with his own plan that didn't involve killing innocent cops that's fine that's within his character to do so you know whatever Simon Pegg and Ving Reims are able to successfully extract and then we're treated to what I like to call a string scene what you're looking at here is a one minute and 10 second long scene with no dialogue or character development nothing this only exists to string the previous action scene with the upcoming I'm so wait so yeah action scenes are typically you know connected by other things does he not know that plots have to have like my argument would be pacing to each other the idea that we just had an action scene is just calm down now we're like okay how we were coming from this we see them we're in the clear now right no the boat parks they take them out we're going up through a building that's obviously secret everyone's about to get into the car and we're we're lulled into a sense of procedure and then the door opens and there's a police officer there it's like oh fuck and it's I don't know like I I don't know if I need to make my argument further than that but the point of it is to lull you into a sense that everything's gonna be fine now action is over it's a prize to me you know I I loved it man that seems so awesome the idea of a random cop sees them it's like do they shoot it and then it ties in with the other things that he did do I very much do you value X amount of lives over singular lives and it's part of what um Alec Baldwin says to him which again we'll probably get to talk about that because I love it in like at least twice now it's come it's come up before so yeah it fits with the movie so well and it's a good scene I just I let's listen to the criticism exactly because all he said is that it strings two action scenes together it's like yes well it shows us how characters get from a to b not that we desperately needed to see this he complained about it before when we didn't see things and now we see it on camera and it's but again like I said my I assume the purpose of all of this is to make us think that the action was done and then we're sidelined completely by a completely expected event this is a normal police officer on a beat so it's just like oh shit one minute intense is cool because they're evading an entire two factions right these enormous fat and it's like oh shit is he all go around it they're called by a random police like potential traffic officer that's that's what's so interesting about it second long scene with no dialogue or character development nothing this also not every scene has to have dialogue or character development there are things called establishing shots what character development do we need here I mean I'm sorry do you want more character development there is character development as you see these three characters they're so in sync that they pull this off yeah I'd say that's a very point I remember when my grandfather would drive didn't even vote but the sewers of Paris I don't need to say anything here you know right cuz he drops into the thing nobody says anything according to plan you're nailed it exists to string the previous action scene with the upcoming action scene okay it's incredibly jarring how is it jarring they're on a boat now but they would are they were already in the boat before because they had to pick up lane and you know what would be less jarring though it would be less jarring if they just appeared to the scene where Elsa starts shooting at them yeah I'm curious what you would have preferred if we literally just cut to them opening the garage door then all of a sudden they're fighting on helicopters the movie's already terrible pacing how is it terrible yeah you haven't explained you haven't he hasn't set that up at all when is he complained about pacing up to this point I thought this was a fine movie to watch I never I never felt bored I never felt disinterested they were always either establishing something or telling us what is going on or they're having an action scene or they're carrying out a plan like stuff you're going to criticize the pacing tell me why pacing is complicated to criticize but I'm totally open to hearing arguments for it but he just declared yeah show us a give us an example of this happened and this happened and I don't feel like it was good because by the third time I was never bored yeah I've seen this movie more than three times and I still wasn't bored to string the previous action scene with the upcoming action scene it's incredibly jarring and it completely ruins the movies all right terrible pacing so don't you dare try to tell me that I'm nitpicking here we're not telling you that you're wrong yeah you're just wrong because I'm not okay focus up after that Tom sees a girl cop who then a girl cop a girl cop I like I like that I like that if it was a guy you would have said cop it's a girl cop what was even okay necessary about saying it was a girl it's just a cop she's not even a character like I don't know why is that real girl cop get over it focus up after that time actually you know I need to start taking notes again I'm gonna just put gonna put it was a girl cop wait a second if they're in Paris is the French word for police what is the police I don't know it's just police police is there a French version of that all right Google translate work for me here police national yeah apparently police it is police yeah PLIC just went to Russian for me in it Julie's yeah deal cops lives back but that's French police is just police get to look at the girl cop what is girl cop and French here girl cop and French is like the feeling that's that's probably sex I did yeah flick the fee in here because I'm not okay focus up after that Tom sees a girl cop who then gets shot by white widow's goons as collateral Tom Cruz kills all four of them and saves her as a great moment after that Tom and his pals are trying to drive Solomon to safety I mean he like I don't know maybe I'm being a dead horse here but he literally killed four guys to save one girl that's like oh reaffirming a lot about him reaffirming how he feels about lives and what all in the balance stuff because you know he's killed loads people throughout this whole series but this film but they're making him question the actual logic and stuff behind it which is great and saves her after that Tom and his pals are trying oh and another thing he's maybe he maybe he's missing it on purpose but uh do you remember Superman goes to get his pistol out yes he does the film is telling us that he's absolutely willing to kill her yeah it's again it's like these things are good these things are really good and saves her after that Tom and his pals are trying to drive Solomon to safety when they are suddenly yes they were slowly attacked by her I don't wait did you say that no he said they were suddenly attacked by so yeah that's the thing that happened suddenly they slowly attacked me with his gun is a condo all right I got to get with the times it's not be a dead horse it's feed a fed horse I don't know it's funny to take a like a metal bat to a horse carcass sir after that Tom and his pals are trying to say why would you feed a fed whore views that's the point that's it's that's the idea that kills the whore yeah yeah it kills it so then you can beat it then you can beat the dead horse Peter one step ahead of us this whole time kills all four of them and saves her after that Tom and his pals are trying to drive Solomon to safety when they are suddenly attacked by Ilsa the woman from the men's bathroom she's trying to shoot Solomon but can't because she gets ran over I'm surprised and he didn't take the easy criticism there which is she missed she hit him in the ear instead of the head which you could be like that was convenient yeah shot though yeah that's my point is that I can believe it I can believe it I could have believed any shot there she could have killed him she could have missed him she could have yeah I could have believed any short barrel clint to the sun his head would match the back of the seat because he's got a mask on Solomon but windshield because she gets ran over after it hits the after it goes through the window that won't be traveling in a straight line anymore it'll ricochet and bounce to a different direction she's a woman shoot all sorts of reasons why she missed Solomon but she gets ran over like Anton Yelchin she can handle it you guys know that is who is still magnolias Anton Yelchin he's he's the guy oh yeah he's he was in a gyatica wasn't he he's in Star Trek is the main Star Trek beyond wasn't he the guy passed away yeah he well I never knew how he died it's just that it was a sensitive thing because a lot of people were reluctant he just I guess he was run over well he was he was really young yeah that's the point is a lot of people really liked him and I didn't know he said that's depressing a bit of a dark joke yeah let me see the joke Solomon but can't because she gets ran over like Anton Yelchin she can handle it she's a tough chick jeez I'm not gonna say you can't make a dark joke but I mean no it doesn't work for me jeez yeah but she wasn't ran over apparently he got he got crushed by his own car and I would make a joke that's yeah and I'm like the one that people call the ass all of it okay here we have textbook steel magnolia after that Solomon gets taken to a safe place where Ving Reims removes a tracker and you're just gonna you're just gonna pass over the speech he gives Tom Cruise about why he does anything he does and how it sort of represents all of the mission that's just that's just an exposition dump see how I just like that he'll he'll point out where he thinks character is lacking it's like you're gonna point out where character is strong I'm wondering if it's like I was bored during the scene so it's an exposition dump oh Jay said it's not the joke is dark it's how casually is about it I'm not sure how I would quote-unquote fix the joke I probably said is someone pointed out Anton Yelchin could have been one of the most loved actors of his time but he died in a tragic accident that's actually not funny that's depressing well it's not funny because it's it's like family guy humor yeah it's not it's not really funny where's the joke yeah something horrible happened to this guy is like I went to a few my grandfather died like a Jew in the Holocaust yeah just it yeah it's just like yeah I guess yeah okay yeah the Jews died in the green room that I don't think so he's just saying he recommends green room in general he was dead years before green room oh he died in 2000 like I think he died before Star Trek Beyond came out so the film was dedicated to him so what is that like a couple years I genuinely didn't know he was dead 2016 2016 I think it was when it came out I'm good with movie dates for whatever so what does that have to do with green room he's just saying he recommends green room I guess maybe the joke is that there's it has nothing to do with green room maybe it's not a joke maybe just forgot to put us full stop after yelchin it's like hey speaking of the Renaissance macaroni ocean was in green room it was his life he is in green room really green room maybe if I can spell room right Anton Yelchin yeah comes up real quick oh oh this is a different green room oh we're ready it's we're thinking of green book sorry sorry sorry everybody we were taught it that was I was genuinely like I remember Vigo Morn's me and me and Wolf both retarded this okay that's our strike two isn't it the strike two for both the strike three mean that we have to end the strike wait yeah it was like what we kept calling a hill house yeah oh now that offends me because I love that show now I showed you it I deserve points for that we we figured it out by episode 10 yeah we go there we may have had 10 strikes by that but still that was in Solomon's neck about 45 minutes from this point yeah that's gonna come back while removing the tracker Ving Reims also put a new tracker in Solomon's neck but it doesn't matter smash cut to the neck why the fuck did you mention that if it doesn't matter why is that a problem I don't that's gonna watch that again and ask what the point of that is where Ving Reims removes a tracker that was in Solomon's neck about 45 minutes from this point in the movie we are shown that while removing the tracker Ving Reims also put a new tracker in Solomon's neck but it doesn't matter smash cut to the next scene Tom Cruise is reporting back to the white widow about the minority he captured in espionage terms they call that a minority report so forced so forced he tells white widow that he didn't trust her people so he brought in his own people to capture Solomon but the white widow knows about Ilsa so she thinks that Ilsa killed the form in that Tom Cruise killed so she tells Tom that he needs to bring Ilsa to her if he wants the other two plutonium cores then after that fits in with the theme of the movie this is the problem was there any criticism theory he was just saying what happened explaining how good the film is all right well inadvertently explaining how good the film is yeah I guess whoops all right that Tom Cruise is nearly twice her age he's old enough to be she's they're acting they're acting first off Tom Cruise looks fucking amazing 56 he really does they're acting in a movie and again that she's 30 what what's the problem here he's acting like she's a 12 no so yeah like so what is this matter what why is he being so a just her dad but if Tom Cruise is anything like my dad he's probably a really yeah moving along Ilsa was watching this entire meeting place she follows Tom Cruise along for a little while in another string scene and they finally another string I'm getting what so it's not a string scene it's like critical plot stuff I don't well he's talking about the up until she talks to him it's like I'm assuming when he says string scene he means filler I assume so he's saying that it can be cut which is worth it couldn't be yeah but then it would be Joe you remember the cinematography in that bit finally talk it's gorgeous yeah it's really good and it's and the point of as well as the Tom Cruise realizes she's following him it shows that Tom Cruise is competent but he still wants to talk to her and so they're meeting his friends that apparently are now diametrically opposed and they need to talk that's why it's like it's a bit of tension I don't know someone said someone said come on guys 30 year old women don't go for rich adventurous dangerous exciting and I like that by the way the idea that he's watching Lord the Rings and you know like when it shows it's like panning over a landscape where they're all moving it's like this is a string scene they're just trying to the next action sequence it's a string scene when they're riding no they're riding into battle just be in the battle already just yeah just get to the battle but remember they started the battle off camera so that's bad so don't do that it's getting your car what is this thing all right this is a string scene they're simply connecting action sequences that's gonna be in gadelb 3 gadelb 2 is completed for those in chat you're already planning out next year's April Fool's April Fool's only comes once a year I'm gonna plan this shit the the fucking notes for gadelb 2 are insane like I had to pass through what was essentially paragraphs of just non-connecting sentences so everyone everyone in the chat and everyone that will watch this later eventually if you want to understand the next gadelb you have to watch every single e-fap yes if you have if you've only watched one it's not gonna wonder if they would be like a crazy diehard fan who would play like make a video where they play a clip from the gadelb 2 of me saying something and then the clip from e-fap word originated just I mean there were some references from it seemed like even before e-fap and outside of it I think they were yeah there's definitely a few and then there's a couple of jokes that are literally just made for the video but there's dead someone could definitely pull it off it's like the ultimate e-fap and e-fap encyclopedia she follows tom cruise along for a little while and another string scene and they finally have a chance to talk to each other I love how he says they finally have a chance it's like up to this point there would have been no reason for it to happen you told them that she was like I'm a good guy I'm totally on your team then she tries to kill the person they're trying to get out of the place so now they need to talk like why this is where the plot gets even thicker than being rames himself the human balloon this scene is pretty wacky she's not that fat I would have cut the human balloon part there yeah I was about to say the human balloon is like you're just being redundant with the joke you're trying to make if he was a quick cut after saying it's thicker than being rames and then you cut back to the thing I'd be like I mean he's definitely fat but I mean they're way fatter people out there yeah if someone said I had to put that joke in my terrible mission impossible video and what I would do is I would be like thicker than Vin Reims at least he's able to do things there's fat people when I said that it would be like a quick little scene of him giving like a like surely there's pictures of him giving like a lurid smile or like a wink or something like that Jesus Christ I'm the one that makes fun of I'm an I'm the one defending the sorry well are you are we are we defending the people who can vote twice yes we are I mean fuck this guy might be able to vote three times we don't even know the rules I don't understand the voting multiple times oh it was only one that you went there for is the mock brown one right was it right I can't remember I think I think so well it's our code for someone's fat is that they could vote twice they could they take up two seats of airplane they take up two people they could vote twice it's code you could get away with it was really anyway even thicker than being Reims himself the human balloon this scene is pretty wacky because Tom Cruise just sort of figures everything out just kind of on the spot and then he tells the audience what he figured out you weren't at the ballet to kill so it turns out that she was in the men's bathroom to protect John Lark because she wanted John Lark to extract Solomon Lane so that she could kill Solomon Lane herself because she's been drafted by mi6 to kill Solomon because Solomon used to work for mi6 as well so as a result he knows too much about British intelligence yep so naturally Britain can't have him spilling out their secrets to other countries and if she is able to kill Solomon she will have a chance of living a normal life smash cut to London you just use you said that it was like all he said the plot is gonna get even thicker you read it all out they didn't criticize it there's a lot there's like there could be sort of a lot going on but it's not like complicated well he doesn't say anything just he doesn't criticize it so I guess he thinks it's fine I don't know explaining the problem let's assume that he thinks that's fine we agree before we go on someone pointed out it for anyone that doesn't know what's the guy Solomon Lane he if you recognize him he's the guy from Prometheus who charted out the map of the underground and he was the one that got lost despite being the one that made the map navigator who can't navigate his friend died by touching a snake alien jay it's pointing out a couple other people as well it's like Jack and Eric think this is us we'll think this is be like this is how we do it I'm just like no Solomon she will have a chance of living in a larger smash cut to London the IMF gang meet Alec Baldwin in some catacombs in this scene they discussed their next plan of action Simon Pegg is going to wear Solomon's face I really like pretend to be it's awesome I really like this genuinely I think rags you had the same shit going on when you first watched it from what I could tell I didn't say anything I was like anything but I was like I knew it I had a feeling that you have the squinty eyes you turn your head like wait I love the Solomon Lane does a little like smirk he's like what he's Solomon so that Tom Cruise can hand him off to the white widow without actually handing off the real Solomon Lane but apparently that meeting is a trap meeting is a trap the white widow was working with the CIA she has been since the beginning bargaining for immunity is her stock and trade capturing the plutonium and the Apostles and John Larkbizer a lot of goodwill with the I love that the camera zoom they're supposed to imply that it's like look how confusing this is the idea is the part this is the part where he apparently concocts an entire plot hole that doesn't happen all right well we'll definitely tackle that but I was just gonna say for clarification right so that we get it the idea is the Alec Baldwin is telling all of us that they've successfully framed Tom Cruise and so the CIA lady is waiting for Tom Cruise to give up Solomon Lane and she's gonna capture him as well so that she can be like I've got both of the high targets and the plutonium it's all over and they like but your innocent and John Lark would still be available so it's like we need to come up with a counterplan but let's see which is all a ruse by the way because Alec Baldwin is in on it but let's see how he addresses that meeting is a trap meeting is a trap the white widow was working with the CIA she has been since the beginning bargaining for immunity is why they're not going for her plutonium and the Apostles and John Larkbizer a lot of goodwill with the Americans which leaves me with one huge question why let Tom Cruise and Henry Cavill do the mission at all since everything was already set up the white widow was poised to capture John Lark we don't know yeah we don't know this at the time yeah the meeting hadn't taken place the white widow hadn't met John Lark at that point we don't know what was gonna happen yeah it's too much stuff in the air to assume that they could just go yeah well she's me and him so we can just do it that way somehow Tom Cruise is completely redundant to the mission if he weren't in this mission at all things would have gone a lot smoother it's a massive well he was already a part of the mission in the first place he was the one who's trying to get the plutonium to start with it's his mission yeah yeah yeah it was completely redundant to the mission well they were already shoehorn in a villains yeah they shoehorned in the hero they shoehorned the hero into his own mission at all things would have gone a lot smoother it's a massive plot hole or is it I don't it's a massive plot hole or is it I'm interrupting this review with a little bit of post commentary your sighting screen rant hold on hold on I need to check something what is this the same person the same website that I sent you guys are oh it is okay okay so remember how several days ago I sent both of you Mahler and and Fringy that article from screen yeah that's why Lord of the Rings 25 ridiculous things about Frodo Braggans everyone ignores and the first one is he ignored Gandalf's warnings which is like no he didn't he was quite rude does anyone know what happened to his parents which doesn't matter what happened Frodo's parents yeah they think exactly sister at Jakku maybe that was a good thing anyway this is um this is the reason why you don't cite screen rant for anything so if I remember this he's citing an article that says Solomon Lane set everything up we'll just let it play out before talking about it I guess to believe that Solomon Lane has masterminded this entire movie yeah he set up Tom Cruise's ex-wife to die which I haven't even gotten to yet but you'll see Solomon also knew that Tom Cruise was going to pretend to be John Lark when he met up with the white widow so Tom Cruise assuming the identity of John Lark would then allow Henry Cavill to properly frame Tom Cruise for being John Lark but would also still allow Tom Cruise to simultaneously freeze all this is irrelevant because this is not the plot this is some random articles defense of the plot that he's arguing against so we don't even need like I just feel kind of redundant Solomon from captivity and then Solomon can use this evidence the only question that needs addressing is how did Solomon make this deal with John Lark and it's like I guess he communicated with him from prison in some way maybe ad-hom do you not know what an ad-hom is wait sorry we don't do someone in the chat apparently he thinks that me saying that the screen-rent article was retarded is an ad-hom no it isn't it's literally look not to say about ad-homs is that none of us are stupid enough to use an ad-hom ever an insult with an ad-homonym so like if I say okay such and such and such this is why you're wrong you dumb fuck it's like that's not an ad-homonym it's that's me insulting you after making an argument yeah I feel like we're not gonna read that article because it was made by a fat person you know like anything and it's like well yeah I was about to say it could be relevant if the article is about how fat even even if the article is about how fat people are amazing you'd still have to give it a chance because they really need to figure out that insults and ad-homs yeah the insult is is ancillary to the argument as opposed to the base of the argument that's yeah an ad-hom would be this thing is bad therefore you are a retard calling you a retard as I'm just deconstructing why something is stupid yeah it's not the same thing you're ugly so you're on ad-homonym to dismiss something because the article claims that Walker arranged Hunt to pose John Lark in Grand Palace you know after trying three times to obstruct him during the mission okay so the article is about as ill-informed as the guy who decided to cite that article yeah and like I said the only thing that is called into question is how did Solomon Lane's contact John Lark to make the deal and I'm just like I don't think that's too hard for our espionage agents that have connections to the CIA you know I'm pretty sure John Lark could do that yeah not not a hard reach still allow Tom Cruise to simultaneously free Solomon from captivity and then Solomon can use this evidence against Tom Cruise to put Tom Cruise into captivity and then Solomon can detonate the nukes and Tom Cruise will have to watch from jail and Solomon managed to conceive and initiate this plan off-camera before I think John Lark made the plan all he told John Lark was to frame Ethan Hunt I think there's even a rant where he's like why'd you have to make this a fucking complicated I mean the movie even says that the what I don't remember what word they used to refer to him as but it was Henry Cavill that set up his wife being there not yeah he says I'm a god yeah yeah that was the one so that wasn't Solomon's plan that was John Lark's they literally say that Solomon made the deal as simple as my Apostles will get you the plutonium in exchange for framing Hunt simple yeah the bringing his wife there was not Solomon John Lark's idea yeah and it was I think that was always an insurance policy right it was like if he if Ethan gets to be too fucking annoying we can threaten the wife which he does moving on and initiate this plan off-camera before the movie even began whilst being surveilled why would they fucking show the villain plans on camera before we see them in full like I can't imagine that being beneficial to the film if you know what I mean it I think it would depend cuz it I mean it's not a film well I'm speaking specifically about an espionage movie right spies and all this shit like do we want to know all these villains cuz I'm not I was wondering if you're gonna like jump to like sorrow or something I'd be like no that's more I don't mean no no I was going to reference a dune cuz the beginning of it like the first like 60 70 odd pages it's all just the villains plotting to kill the main characters dad I just I'm picturing like the opening scene is is Solomon in prison and Superman sits down with him he can't tell Superman because otherwise I'll be a reveal and he's just like what I want you to do frame Ethan Hunt you're like okay and I probably say like I think it would have been very badly I was like I think it could be better if this was just something we learned as the movie progressed that that was his plan you know yeah I mean obviously depends on how it's executed but that yeah sound is I can't see how yeah I can't see how it would benefit the film to have done that I guess is my point by multiple governments and none of this is really ever said in the actual movie itself we're supposed to surmise all of that off of one little line of dialogue I help you frame okay you give me the plutonium that's not what you're supposed to get from that line the line is self-explanatory you get the plutonium any time ain't the most contrived I'm so sorry that I hope you frame hunt you give me the plutonium if that ain't the most contrived terrible writing I don't know haven't said you don't know what is you haven't proven how it's contrived yet you've just said what happens yeah Solomon Lane knows every trick in the book and he's super clever and resourceful he's the main like at this point he has no reason to believe that this is Solomon Lane I don't know that I don't know what his issue even is he's just said that it's bad is getting back on track in this scene we learned that Henry Cavill's plot to make Tom Cruise look like a double agent worked so now black lady wants Alec Baldwin to turn Tom Cruise into the CIA and terminate the mission if Tom Cruise happens to Tom refuse what do you think he's here for he's an assassin Erica Sloan's number one plumber you go rogue he's authorized to hunt you down wait a minute he just said her name Erica Sloan why has he been not referring to her by the character name or actress I don't know there is a top comment that says like why'd you keep calling it black woman black lady it's really strange girl cop black lady name an occupation yep that's right Henry Cavill is an assassin he's the black lady's top gun but Tommy doesn't like what's going on here so he knocks Alec Baldwin out and proceeds to go along with his original plan while Tom Cruise and the boys go to meet the white widow Henry Cavill is left behind with Solomon Lane this is where we learn that Henry Cavill has been John Lark the entire time but wait that's not Solomon Lane that's Solomon Pegg star of the hit movie Shana the dead how's that for a slice of fried gold like are these jokes never mentioned Shana the dead again mr. you should have that's thing if it was my video I would have stopped there like it wasn't Solomon Lane it's Simon Pegg because the thing is you you refer to the character and then you refer to the real person yeah a lot of people like that's the world is of course he knows he used the wrong clip as a part of the joke there's no way that's not Solomon Lane that's Solomon Pegg star of the hit movie Shana the dead how's that for a slice of fried gold so now everybody except for the people watching this movie in the audience are all caught up everybody knows Henry Cavill is bad guy including black woman did you get all that Erica I did keep showing clips for your face with her name that's the weird thing is like if I was if I had the movie in like blu-ray quality or at least HD quality like that and I keep using clips that have her name I would probably go back and amend that part to make sure that I use her real name unless it was like a joke name like you know how you rose is Shrek like it's obviously a joke but he doesn't do that for any characters except for her and the cop no I don't think I think girl cop I think he just said that just because that's what he calls cops who are female girl cop well actually no the only one he refers to by name is the white widow oh that's interesting like he doesn't call her evil woman or something maybe he's just a racist I don't fucking know that guy including cuz white widow also doubles as an patient that is true a color and occupation so black woman white widow yeah I mean he just but even knowing all this information she still doesn't trust the IMF so she had a strike team on standby here in the catacombs the entire time Tom Cruz the super spy had no idea about these ten guys that were hanging out here well and they clearly entering we don't know where they came from exactly so let me explain to you how sight works if there's an object in between two other objects one of the objects will be hidden from view so if they're like behind a wall he can't see them that's how vision this is a betrayal they were not they were the ones that they thought they were springing the trap they didn't realize that Sloan had also she doesn't trust anyone there anymore so there would there be no reason to check everywhere in this fucking catacomb let alone outside of it which is probably checker on that corner in case there's a strike team waiting to come in the CIA has prepared for us to double cross our double cross we forgot to check for strike teams I think the one thing we fuck up on all the time every fucking time yeah these ten guys that were hanging out here but there's probably like being quiet because we know that they're not only CIA agents they're apostles as well so the whole thing is to remain as secret as possible yeah it reminds me of when the cinemas in said it's ridiculous that the alien assassin managed to sneak up on vision it's like the alien assassin because ridiculous for that to have okay the alien assassin think about that because apparently Henry Cavill has boys on the inside of the CIA working for him go yep yep as well established to all of the apostles are ex members of governments now how he knew that these masked men were his I imagine this was always a plan B that's the point yeah he if he knows they're part of the strike team and the strike team walks into the room do the math someone said Walker mentions he has an extraction team watch to Benji disguised as Lane in the very previous scene so they literally set this part up yeah I didn't even let me let me get the actual quote for that I'm interested this is such a bad video but yeah so he says I have no way of contacting them for their safety and mine but I do have an extraction team and satellite overwatch a prearrange rendezvous yep yeah don't he has a backup team which he does establish to okay I'm sorry this is even more it either we realize and this is why we appreciate writing so much when people are like a throwaway line you think that'll fix everything it's like it can it really can throw away line can like an a man also sorry in the same way that a throw a throwaway line can it can also save it yeah you know that before the Sahara was a desert cool sorry it's ruined now cool it's really I don't know anyway a big old shootout breaks out and Henry Cavill is about to shoot Tom Cruise but thank Xenu because Alec Baldwin swoops in and saves the day just before getting stabbed and dying right alongside his career it looks like Henry Cavill's weight training I'm sure that his millions and millions and millions of millions of dollars will help Alec Baldwin is doing just fine apparently the guy who's been supplying most of the information I've been reading from the chat said he saw this movie in theaters six times so so he's not happy with is he happy even bored is he happy with our coverage so far southpaw he's he seems to be very happy to keep telling us all the things that he's getting wrong that we might miss I was gonna say thank you because it'll be having even stronger how far you are now and for the rest of the stream and honorary e-fapper yes you're like you're like Theo but you didn't get a voice so it totally makes in our in our chat we have so space oyster said bad video but at least he's getting provable facts wrong rather than saying something like everything is subjective that's the level we're at on e-fab oh he tweeted me before sorry if I've missed the tweet he said I love it making my own video response to this good luck sir oh yeah go for it you don't need my permission because you probably know anyway but you're welcome to use any of the points we've we've used was that southpaw that said that yes yes good luck with that it's because there's plenty to work with in this video paid off because he decides to grab ving reims and drag him but ving reims gets Henry in the neck with a tracking dart then he runs away and he escapes and he calls in a who's been using the tracking dirt up to this point even acknowledges that he calls in his second strike team oh dear rip ving reims and drag him but ving reims gets Henry in the neck with a tracking dart then he runs away and he escapes and he calls is like a spy to everything there is this weird element where he's describing the plot elements and I don't know whether or not I'm supposed yeah like I'm like is this a criticism or is it not I'm like reims is the one who was using the tracking dart before so it makes sense that he would kind of use it to defend himself in a pinch I thought it was really cool because it doubles up it's not only a thing we go what the fuck do you do to me but it's also like oh shit you can track him now too yeah it shows that these are competent characters in the neck they're not here just for supporting in comic relief like they can defend themselves they can help then he runs away and he escapes and he calls in a second strike team to continue fighting Ethan then Henry Cavill just continues to briskly walk to his extraction zone that he had already set up he's literally said yeah he is briskly walking because if you start running around that's how you draw attention to yourself like if you're if you if you're out if you're driving on the road and you realize that you accidentally left your wallet at home you don't speed home to go and get it you obey the speed limit and he's clearly got shifty eyes throughout the whole sequence of it walking away he's just like yep I'm a normal dude normal day yeah just me this is what insights that famous foot chase scene where Tom Cruise broke his ankle while the foot chase itself I didn't know that interesting man he continues he keeps doing all of his it makes the actions so it does because it means you can actually have it all tight and up close without having a master you know Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is one weird dude he's done so he is an amazing actor I respect a man who does his own stunts I've never broken my ankle I respect my own stunts there's a Scientology I mean what oh see no self is neat this scene really bothers me because I know that Tom Cruise is alive and could potentially be on his tail the second strike team that he called in should have immediately alerted him and told him that Tom Cruise has left the catacombs and is now chasing Henry probably busy fighting for their lives I'm busy I mean either way the only thing that I could even if he was right all you're suggesting would mean that Henry should have escaped easily that he already does you know I mean yeah like this doesn't change anything even if they if they told him hey Tom Cruise is on your fucking tail he'd be like okay yeah and I it's not I think I would call this a nitpick it's valid but it doesn't do anything yeah it's it's a distinction without a difference really I don't know so how do we know that they didn't tell him something they could have like what different what difference would it make he can't run because it would intentions draw communicate yeah it would draw attention right towards him and he's in a crowd of people there's everyone walking around he might not necessarily know that he's been tracked people are cool yeah for easily sounds like a total thing yeah no I I don't really I don't see how that changes anything Cavill he should be booking at the very least he shouldn't be leaving this door wide open so that anyone can just yeah that's kind of yeah it's kind of again yeah I give him that but the problem is that if if this scene ended up the Tom Cruise shot him through the head or stopped him I'd be like yeah the only reason that happens is because all these different things don't happen but it doesn't change anything like the the wait now does the door close on its own eventually and Tom I was watching it last night no the door he just leaves it open and my media thought was yeah I'm gonna close it yeah but I'll allow him that I don't know I haven't gone yeah that's fairish building it's clearly locked he's got the key anyway Tommy C catches up with Henry C but Henry can't kill Tom Cruise yet because Solomon conveniently has plans for Tom conveniently it's not the entire premise of the fucking deal so so plans are convenient now it's just how convenient it is that characters want things how convenient is that how convenient that the bad guy who doesn't like Tom Cruise and wants to fuck with his life just happened to make a plan that would fuck with his life wow plans are convenient now we've already passed the scene where he gives you it blatantly it's like you get me the plutonium I frame hunt it's like wow how convenient that he wants to not kill hunt when he's trying to do the plan of frame hunt Bruce how can you possibly say that a plan is the whole point of a plan is to create convenience it's the orchestrate events so to be prepared for things what an odd it's all yeah can't kill Tom Cruise yet because Solomon conveniently has plans for Tom Cruise and if Tom Cruise tries to kill Henry Cavill somebody somewhere in the world is going to kill Tom Cruise's ex-wife from mission no that's still married no no I don't think so she's got a yes yeah she got a husband whatever yeah Jake Joel no three this is this is literally the movie up can't just say that yeah yeah but what's the problem the door I guess so I don't know anything somebody somewhere in the world is going to kill Tom Cruise's ex-wife from mission impossible three you know what this video is like half like what it's doing right now it's making me think even better of this move yeah because he's explaining the plot and how it makes sense yeah all the defenses we've had to bring in are essentially revealing just how thought out a lot of these things were so it makes you appreciate it boy yeah I don't understand like so is his is his question that they found his wife because it's like yeah well the high-ranking members of the CIA so they have access to information that's what the Apostles are like okay is the question that it's ridiculous that someone would be able to kill here I have no idea what his criticism is anybody got any cavill somebody somewhere in the world is going to kill Tom Cruise's ex-wife I don't know I don't know I mean I guess he considers it like it's unreasonable that's the villain is competent and plans ahead literally the movie up to this point which mind you is one hour and 40 minutes into the movie okay we get nothing of substance or consequence we've been literally pointing out all of the substance that you keep washing over okay but to be fair this scene ain't bad we're finally treated to something of weight even then the part of the movie is still pretty expositorial and not particularly well rich so when they're planning for what they're gonna do to try and defeat the villains it's expositorial I don't know why wasn't it before there's no consistency here don't he likes the Oscar bait scene I just I mean I like the scene it's nice to make Ving Reims act instead of having him just say Ethan go that way Ethan do this and this scene he has to admit that he's the reason that everybody's gonna die like wow that's interesting but the idea that it's expositorial I'm just like is any scene where anyone explains anything expositorial does it is how this works it seems extremely arbitrary and it doesn't seem to be based on any set of criteria but at least it's a decent little bit of character building and here we also learn that Ilsa has a thing for Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise is attracted to me I got a thing for men who do their own action sons yeah I mean he does his own sex scenes he does his own talking scene he does everything he even has his own religion despite the fact that he is 21 years younger than he is this is a movie it's not real they're actors they're playing roles what is it with him he's like this 30 year old like what is this she's a fucking adult she could decide who she wants to kiss in a movie that she is acting it I don't think they kissed I don't think this movie Jesus Christ they get paid millions of dollars to pretend to like each other but the thing is though like even if it was in real life who cares like who gives a shit yeah like hash tag love what do you think about it who doesn't want to be with Tom Cruise I can picture a me shoe between that out it then Tom Cruise just replies to it saying no yeah anyway yeah so the actors have different ages this is a problem Rames tells us that Tom left his ex wife because he felt like he needed to continue being an IMF agent and wanted to keep the I don't know if you want to you want to address that will stigma said didn't you constantly refer to black mantas race and make lots of black jokes whenever my mantra is father-on-screen yeah so I guess they're trying to say that referring to the black ladies a black lady in this video means there's no joke well first off I'm pretty certain I referred to black manta is black manta like throughout almost the entire video I mean I absolutely did say oh yeah the black man tries to save his dad as he's being crushed by the stupid torpedo but I also refer to him as black manta throughout most of that video that's a mix in the next I mean there was like an actual implied joke there I was about to say there's no joke in this video he just keeps saying the black lady while showing clips of her name it's like okay it's it's because if there was a joke here I wouldn't have an actual I mean at the end of the day it's not really that big of a problem since his arguments are more of a problem but I just don't understand why he's doing it is the thing anyway yeah hopefully that what they were looking for the firm penis despite the fact that she is 21 years younger than he is Ving Reims tells us that Tom left his ex-wife because he felt like he needed to continue being an IMF agent and wanted to keep the world safe but just between you and me I think that Tom Cruise dumped the bitch because she turned 40 but that's enough of that because now we need another exposition dump about how the bombs work and how to disarm the bombs in order to set up the big climax after that Tom Cruise bumps into his ex-wife and you know what I like this scene as a longtime fan see so he is pointing out things that are positive or at least things that he likes skipped over so much when I'm 42 yeah but he skipped over so much of the things in the film that are good we're not even halfway through this video and he's almost end of the yeah it'll be interesting to see how this plays out end of this franchise jay just said that's why he kept breaking up the ages it was a setup for the joke that wasn't funny well he tried I always wanted closure between these two and this movie provides that it's honestly believe it or not probably what I like most about this movie she even goes in there and helps the actually say no this this relationship with his wife getting closer I guess someone said wow Tom Cruise looks younger younger than who the 35 year old oh well I think it funny enough Michelle Moynihan is if that's her name or however you pronounce it I feel like she's the youngest looking out of all the ones he's been referencing and she's like the oldest out of all the women apparently he looks good for her age but so does Tom Cruise she looks great I want this shit out of her there you go me too please she even goes in there in that tent with all the sick people oh yeah being rams disable the nukes since he couldn't fit his inflamed dinosaur hands into that small little compound dinosaur why wouldn't you go with sausage what if he just has normal person hands it's just really small I'm pretty sure she uses a tweezers or something this is like even a joke where he says like can you pick up the pliers and then she says what and he's like the things with the red grip implanting that it's not her fingers that are useful here it's just her being an extra set of hands yeah but he only has two hands and I think he said he can't let go of something it was for a joke anyway he just wanted to say that Vingrams was fat again because that's really funny disable the nukes since he couldn't fit his inflamed dinosaur hands into that small little compartment he needed her tiny little snow piercer hands to get the job done no he needed an extra pair of hands he said he needed her snow piercer has it shows a clip of her using a tool like okay he literally says he can't let go of the wire yeah it was for a joke yeah that's it yeah I knew there was a line in there that was like that's why Simon Pegg and what's her face at the end they have to work together to get the speaking of which I know what I'm doing after the stream it was one of the only two parts of the movie that had any character or tension what do you mean what excuse me any character attention that's but you said you like the part where Vingrams talks to her about he's the reason oh yeah say that you wait did he say it's one of the only or the only disabled the nukes since he couldn't fit his inflamed dinosaur hands into that small little compartment he needed her tiny little snow piercer hands to get the job done it was one of the only two oh he says one of the only two there you go all right all right he's still wrong but at least he's consistently wrong he's consistently wrong parts of the movie that had any character or tension her knowing nothing about their situation really helped to ground this scene Benji come in we're almost at the fuse we need to find that other bomb now did you just say other and as far as the plot goes that's pretty much it the rest of this movie is basically just the big climax tom cruise flies a helicopter which is about the last 10 minutes of the movie is through the wall what a plot I wish my climax was 10 minutes it's just the climax flies a helicopter which is awesome Solomon I actually want to write that one down it's a very tall little thing to say the last 10 minutes of the movie are just the climax it's like mm-hmm punches through the wall like Jason Voorhees and pulls Ilsa through it despite the fact that his arms are about as muscular as my dogs ultimately he of course oh I didn't know he saw you could see his arms through that jacket I'm gonna say those arms don't look that thin but okay yeah they don't seem unusual to me and he's established as an agent of the CIA what I'm tied up like a little pig am I some cruise yes sorry it's a very bad cartographer I mean you should know that you live in I don't live here by six ultimately he of course loses the fight he gets tied up like a little piggy sorry but uh I just want to he's glossing over everything uh the fight with him back and forth thing between Ilsa and Simon Pegg was fucking awesome yeah I thought that was really cool how Simon Pegg sacrifices his footing to help in the fight yeah really good stuff Tom Cruise crashes his helicopter into Henry Cavill's helicopter then they fight on top of this giant rock of ages everyone else including Ethan's age is why rock of ages uh not a reference well no it's just rock it's like they're on a rock oh here's a movie that has the word rock in it rock of ages like he could have gone anywhere with that he could have said they fight on a rock they could have they they fought on a Dwayne Johnson that could have been the he could have just said he could have just said they fight on a rock and it was like just a topographical map of the country of Iraq all right look I'm just this is off the top of my fucking head people go kill yourself looking the bombs with their eyes wide shut of course they succeed and together they prevented Casimir ending rock of ages into I guess that's the connection yeah that's what I thought your question was why just related to that oh no I didn't I didn't know Tom Cruise was in rock of ages he's gotta get them in there dude they're funny cashmere from being nuked into oblivion after that we get our nice sweet happy ending we learn here that his ex-wife is happy well almost a given closure between these two characters but pretty much all of the apostles are still at large except for bad guy who is now being given to the white widow who am I six who I guess the white widow is also she is a broker yes this was established she has good faith with CIA the IMF have Solomon they are dealing with the white widow to give to CIA we this is stuff that happens in the movie affiliated with there's that cut back to Tom Cruise who is bed ridden and is desperately afraid that his dinner is going to be overcooked the ribs what's the ribs fade to credits and that's pretty much it that's the plot to this entire movie pretty simple and easy to follow huh why did you have to make this kind of so fucking complicated I just remember you get one f for PG-13 and I liked it you only got the one see gonna use it well that's what it is I remember the use of it in Alita Fringy yeah dude it's like the most unearned it caught me off guard I was like oh what what it was right after the scene where she dipped her fingers in this random puppy's oh yeah like it on her face so that was something that was be some pivotal moment I was gonna I was wondering you know because you see it in the trial I'm like how's it gonna be and when it was dog I'm like what really just some random puppy killed off screen to establish that the bad guy we already bad guy is actually a really bad guy because he killed a dog it worked in John Wick so yeah at least in John Wick it was like okay it was we cared about the dog he wasn't even a dog it was just some random dog she saw for like 13 seconds of the film and it worked in Iron Legend in John Wick it was yes dog yeah we got a whole movie with the dog I mean it was so stupid did people defend that scene it was dumb I mean I'm I'm eager to see if the manga actually better or if that's even what happens in the manga but I mean isn't the track record that the the manga is better than the uh than the the film usually I don't know I saw a lot of people saying that it was accurate to the manga which I'm hoping is not the case don't upset about John Wick I'm not upset about John I love John Wick is awesome um but Moeller doesn't like John Wick too and uh I'm still trying to convince him otherwise I love John Wick too yeah I'll make a video one day I really do hate that film and it's precisely probably because why you guys like it oh oh dear oh dear the manga doesn't have the dog scene I'm sure it doesn't no so they added the stupid scene oh my god uh you know I love it when people are like it's just like the manga and then the people that have read the manga they're like not what are you talking about I have a friend who has read at least some of the original manga and um he said that they trammed like the first five story act uh story arc sorry in the mo in the movie yes it does condense it down you know that's one of which kind of explains a lot I mean if they again that movie could have been good if it was three hours long instead of two they'd just be like let's let's not develop anything and hope that people like it and unfortunately people do so anyway back to we're about to enter into the second portion I have no idea what this video is going to do I'm kind of interested the ribs what's the ribs fade to credits and that's pretty much it that's the plot to this entire movie pretty simple and easy to follow why did you have to make this so fucking complicated I tried my very best to make the plot to this movie as palatable as possible and it was quite a struggle to do that because like I said earlier they packed an entire 12 hour one one thing that's interesting is that he is he's a he has a big focus on how complicated and hard to follow the plot is but everybody almost universally loves this film apparently people are okay with it I guess he thinks that they don't realize they don't understand what's happening I guess so it's just that's interesting but okay our story into a two hour and 20 minute movie but I'm certain that at this point a lot of people in the comments are going to be calling me an idiot for not being able to follow this movie's plot well I mean well you kind of lied about the plot and made up a hole that wasn't there you're not an idiot if you can't follow the plot but you're just an idiot wouldn't be able to follow the first time through it wasn't until I went through the movie with a fine tooth comb that I was able to you went through it with like a really broken fine tooth comb don't believe you went through it with a pee you went through the film's plot with a toothpick he was like poking at things like he just dragged it there's a fine tooth comb like no like this video this video is going to just act as harm to us because our opposition are going to use videos like this and be like this is what mall are rags so it's good that we're covering it then right yeah so you can be like this is how we we would respond to what people would be like this is what ball does like what ball doesn't agree with it so also did he say tooth or tooth let's have a look it wasn't until I went through the movie with a fine tooth comb that I was able to fully grasp all of the moving pieces and don't get me wrong I hated you didn't grasp it you literally didn't grasp it these are dumbed down firmly possible is just too complicated for its own good it's so unbelievably messy could you imagine your grandma trying to comprehend mission impossible could you imagine your grandma trying to i don't know why my grandma wouldn't watch this I can't imagine my grandma fucking got freaky with my grandpa which made my parents and they did the horizontal hokey pokey and then I came about because of that but I know it happened mm-hmm what's your point um the point is you know actually I forgot I was thinking about my grandma fucking so I uh I think I lost he's he makes a good point grandparents might not like this film old people old possibly senile people might not follow along is he insulting grandma someone in the chat put in a wolf a dog a frog in a skull wolf dog frogs what is this you're a you're a frog now free all right okay oh I get it he had to get a grip this is the closest I could wrong I see could you imagine your grandma trying to comprehend mission impossible fallout her brain would just get scrambled see you later grandma the first time I oh man I wish this he could hire a comedy person to oh god someone's calling a comedian now a comedy person blessed frog what have you done I just pointed it out I didn't I mean that's how jj biggs was born grandma all right everyone fringy's new name is frog did the ill pen no it's not the ill person nauseated face nauseated frog sick frog hashtag sick no not no I'm not I'm not there's there's a kid there's some confusion in with when I was going on on my tangent about my my relatives relations as well not not don't don't misconstrue that as my grandparents made my the two my two same grandparents made both of my parents so oh yeah don't don't misconstrue that I I thought that you would be able to well you all from the south I am from I am from arkansas however if there are any immense genetic defects that um that they haven't reached me quite yet dude you think there's such a thing as objective art critique like you're clearly fucked your brain is all messed up noodles noodles just get scrambled the guess so what's it I am the godfrogger hey frog mill froggy froggy make some videos come on froggy yeah frog you hop to it come on teenage me a ninja frog beautiful speaking of spy grandma we're gonna keep calling you froggy until you make a video speaking um fringy is your is your spy frog name pond and james pond he's not denying it so come on froggy make a video is this what it's become now it's just well look we're gonna bully you until you make a video that's my left let me do this why are we here just a summer let let the man hang himself with his own video jeez every night i can feel my arm the first time i watched my frog legs if poor froggy alone they have this kind of tree would just get scrambled i don't you're right see you later grandma the first time i watched this i never had any clue what was going on in this movie there are like five different oh beowen beowen please draw froggy draw froggy beowen look we've taken four hours to get to this point you have plenty of time draw froggy as a frog boy he's gonna have to he's gonna have to be obligated to wear that until he makes a video oh beowen does actually have any law by the way um should i should i should we should should we look at should we do like a half time do super chats look at that and i mean i figure we're at the point with this show now that we all always do super chats at the end um do you want me to keep because there's two memes one of them is beowen's uh should we keep them for the end or now i kind of want to see it now okay what we got we got a stream for at least two more hours so beowen can finish the frog so would we call rags to get them to release another video a new video is going to be out uh probably tomorrow i think i finished i can wrap this up tonight and i also do reviews on exclusively games so yeah it was that's one of those a week how's that going by the way pretty good it's all by twitter i don't even solid argument slay twitter man and lie it what just strange okay um all right then this this is this is the one that's how man that's how misa will win not watching who i hate watching bad luck that writers got some uh pretty hefty titties oh god yeah does this ain't two percent on them as well oh god what's what's the uh what's the video there what's what's that and just want to lord of the rigs oh lord of the rig jj is throwing it out we got jj rose binks horrifying jj tco banks writing his rhino well often titties jay still in chat i wonder if he would have something to say uh but yeah boop boop and yeah so he said that there's uh well i'll just i'll just throw him back this i never had any clue what was going on in this movie there are like five different factions stupid he's like there are like five different factions and i'm like yes there are yep pretty easy to follow is that play jay says he has many many things to say jj tinks that's what it is well welcome world of which never appear on camera so his complaint here is the apostles and the mi6 are not seen on screen when she's a part of the mi6 so i don't see how that's not counted and we see the apostles several times like the the group of men that work for john lark see a lot of them i don't maybe he means we don't see them planning things room if you know what i mean yeah we are in the locker room i guess i don't like i don't i don't really know what the point here is uh yes we don't oh it's like uh it's ironically the what we're doing do you like it for you guys yeah you're like if you're broke up like six times in that sentence oh jesus christ broke up like six times just like tom cruz you got it that was main you shouldn't have said that what if he saw this what would he think of you now then we we've been defending him all the way up and you know as my witness john lark isn't a parcel is he not oh well he hired them but he shares their views i believe so you could possibly consider him an apostle but he's not as if but like he's that how it works yeah he's got a red lightsaber but he's not as if if you're allied you're the same as each other effectively that's how it works i get i'm just i don't i don't really know what he wants is he's like do you wanted to see them planning things is that what he wanted well then he he hasn't that's the thing he he wants to see them planning things but whenever they plan things then he has you with it well i'd say that his goals seem to align with the apostles in terms of what he wants because remember manifesto yeah exactly like um causing havoc in a certain sense and also it's sort of is beneficial to him because he wants to screw over ethan because he he got him you know before yeah again uh i'm just waiting for him to make a point in this movie there are like five different factions at play two of which never appear on camera is on camera all the time because they are he said the apostles in the mi6 are not on camera no no no go back he grayed out i am the apostles are literally plight back again he says two of which are not on screen and graze out three uh can we go away yeah can we go back i want to see which absolutely yeah see you later grandma the first time i watched this i never had any clue what was going on in this movie there are like five different factions at play two of which never appear on camera but mi6 is on camera because she is represented this is what i mean i don't understand what his point is because we see the apostles several times too but i don't know if he means we don't see them planning things is that what he's getting at every time every time the apostles attack the apostles don't i don't get it i don't it's like it whenever information is shown green he's like oh never shown on screen he complained said it's not shown it's like is there anything that can like actually please him beyond like i don't know paying attention to the movies since he just got like everything wrong by you know we've never seen tom cruise have lunch through this entire movie hungry by the helicopter scene no that would be a plot hole because you'd have to have him go to toilet then as well yeah hey humans have to eat hold on guys uh i just gotta take a shit and then it just shows them sitting there for like three or four minutes just waiting yeah what have you been up to benji oh uh you know i've been watching some netflix all right anything good uh no not too much they pull out their nintendo switches and start playing mario in that universe this video is like this is a string scene to connect us to the next action scene i don't know man it establishes that he's pooping factions at play two of which never appear on camera so i was constantly asking myself wait who's that guy wait why are they it's not the film's fault if you can't remember people's names and who they work for i'm sorry it's not the film's fault here again wait hang on so who what because this movie why would he put the who what when showing the police officer in france was that hard to understand that's girl cop girl cop that's uh you can't definitely myself wait who's that guy wait why are they here again wait hang on so who what because this movie constantly just dumps you with exposition just because you said they dump exposition in two or three scenes doesn't mean they constantly dump exposition by your own judgment constantly another word that's gonna get fucked isn't it constantly means it happens all the time or not all the time there's constantly helicopter chaser were you fully sure what was going on all times no never your context of that yeah but that's that's how it works with a lot of films when they were talking about it infinity war they i remember even the rooso said very few people know the story from start to finish and also the actors don't know there's so many ways you can break that down they don't have the actors don't have a mood to watch yeah this is what i mean it's like it's the snot you know how people are really snot it cuts like you do not understand how films are put together there was a lot of stuff and they don't film films in chronological yeah that's another problem and simon peg wasn't even in every scene in every scene he don't really know i suppose you could be like but he read the script didn't he it'd be like yep it's still things but the script isn't the final cut i mean look they filmed all three lord of the rings films at once in the span of like a year like a half it was like it was like 400 something days i think it was it was more than a year i don't remember the exact number wow impress impressively fast i i know that they filmed all three movies at the exact same time which is why they all look so consistent with one another mm-hmm like you know how yeah something has better just the but that's the thing we're seeing all these kind of arguments but it's like we don't even know what that was about in that clip you know so it could have been anything could be like do you know what's even going on in relation to the red carpet and he has no no i have no idea like i'm assuming it's about the film and it's plot whatever but simon peg not understanding what's going on yeah how would he know how do you know what simon peg i there's scenes without him in it you realize he's not the other thing is in the interviewer laughs it almost seems like simon peg was saying it to make him laugh you know i like it was a joke because simon peg is a comedian yeah i would like to know the context of the question and tell me that simon peg might very much is not definitely doing this to make a joke remember multiple faces he's literally twisting who certain people are affiliated with and oh wait have i not gone back far enough is it right here oh wait that was that was a poor screen i want to do though who's that guy wait why are they here again wait hang on so who what because this girl constantly just dumps you with exposition fully sure what was going on all times no never even smicks at the end of it like come on buddy stupid joke you're expected to remember multiple faces you're expected to remember multiple things you are expected to be able to distinguish different human beings from one another that is correct well so every single movie in the history of filmmaking congratulations buddy oh you know all white people they look the same okay here we go let hey man look it can be tough i don't know remember multiple faces several well who's several names several names really uh let's go it on to several names watching infinity war you have to remember several faces and several names ladies is that i was like batman i'm the almond look at this look at this here's the red guy so have you guys got the poor screamers all the right in yeah so you got i don't oh let me play it a little bit oh i'm sorry you got it now i don't you guys i don't oh shit hang on let me i'll pull it back actually wait can one of you guys pull it back to 2040 just to make sure i can do it and then i'll pause it as soon as he does it so we can all look at it 2040 okay here's 2039 movie constantly just dumps you with exposition will you fully show what was going on all times no never you're expected to remember multiple faces several names who's certain all right can everyone see it all right yeah good so Solomon Lane in charge of the apostles the answer to that is yes made John Locke frame Ethan Hunt yes that's in the film it's part of their deal masterminded the entire plot like jigsaw no you got that from an article did everything while imprisoned you had one meeting with John Locke apparently at some point which is feasible because John Locke is high up in the cia okay good very easy what a white widow ties with the cia yes that is made explicit several times by the way it's very possible that lark was the one who went to land yes and then you got broker for the apostles it's like she's a broker in general she connects buyers governments everything she's very well connected ties with the mi6 yes yeah it's like knows that Tom Cruz pretending to be John Locke possibly i don't know that we we get confirmation or even implication of that i don't know why that's a question at the end it's possible she learns at the end but by then it's fine she knows uh John Locke has what they want not an apostle well it wouldn't matter if he is or not identifying himself as an apostle he shares their interests and he's hired them so or why that's he might as well be yeah up to a cia agent slash assassin yes it's literally declared i had the apostles to obtain plutonium but got swept up into Solomon's plan no it's gets the apostles to get in plutonium in exchange for Solomon's plan of framing Ethan Hunt hell bent on destroying societies we know it uh no he thinks that blowing up high populated areas will cause society to unite great suffering brings a great peace whatever it is yes corrupted cia agents from within or hide his own crew it's corrupted cia agents he makes up very clear couldn't shave his mustache fair enough yeah um what i'm trying to say is like this is designed to make you look at it and go oh my god yeah there's so much wow all these words i don't have nearly enough time in this film this movie to read all of these words and it's like all this is just in the film i don't know what to say it's like yeah it's just like yeah someone said all around me are faces unfamiliar face all around me are unfamiliar face multiple names to remember multiple faces several names who certain people are affiliated with several names he said that not just two but several when you write that you need to make it more explicit like i think his implication is we need to remember pictures of people's faces is that what he's going for but even then uh you don't need to remember them and one of them is a fucking character from the previous film yeah it's a weird fucking comment to make several ladies of black races who certain people are affiliated with and all of this stuff is only on screen for like two seconds i thought you said you were annoyed at how long the exposition dumps were how long does it take for you to recognize a face exactly i just i just what does he want what does he want it's too long already but it's too short to remember anything okay or is just very briefly mentioned on top of that there are some plot conveniences and there are that's not a convenience if it doesn't make anything happen that didn't happen anyway hold on hold on can you go back like three seconds and pause at that part where he's opening the door two seconds or is just just notice briefly mentioned on top of there look tom cruz is running for him even if he does shut the door it's not gonna matter he can just wrench it opened real quick well his argument is that he should shut and lock it because he has the key okay i guess you can lock well yeah but then you never know if he's gonna be able to lock him before tom cruz gets there this is probably the only like one of very small tiny things you could even call i don't see how this is a plot convenience because it doesn't make anything convenient happen he's going to lose him so he leaves the door open you're like oh so tom cruz can catch him it's like no he still loses him so let's assume that tom cruz yeah tom cruz loses him anyway let's assume that tom cruz doesn't get in there and he just pounds on the door angrily and superman flies away yeah yeah the same exact result yeah how does that actually change the plot what would be a convenience is if the writer said fuck he's got the key to open this door so he should lock it it's like just have him forget to do it and tom cruz can catch him that would be a convenience cruz can shoot the lock off yeah doesn't have a gun it's a point the wire mess makes the thing is that the scene previously establishes that he runs out of ammo in his gun doesn't pick up another one before he sprints off so many criticisms of this film are terrible for that there are some but we got the door and there are major plot points that happen off camera you can't just okay you know what we didn't see aragon's birth in lord of the rings it happens off camera a lot of things it's a war where he was with um fayden's dad i think it's all very like loads of things happen off camera in lord of the rings you know it's convenient lego last has the right amount of arrows to kill everything he needs to kill except for that time where he didn't have enough air listen it's just it's the nature of plans that whenever a plan happens it is assumed that the plan was in the past made it's like i'm trying to think of a rule here like the only time is bad when it's off camera is when something that we need explained takes place like we need a reason for the thing to have started overseas it's just like this yeah that's the thing they cut out like fucking decades of information for like fags um not everything needs to be on camera if ever we've implied that we apologize because that's just this is not this is not it chief well that's basically the straw man of the the argument against a lot of the e-fab stuff yeah well you need everything it's like patrick willam's video about plot holes are not always bad would be a pretty good like counter to this video if you pick the these ones specifically but it this still is shit video but you know what i mean is only on screen for like two it's like this dude aimed to just make the straw man that patrick made a reality yeah or is just very briefly mentioned on top of that there are some plot conveniences and there are major plot points that happen off camera that are rectified with just a line or two come that are fixed with a line because it fixes it that's not a problem if it's fixed he's dumb it's you're just supposed to take everybody at their word and it's all tell and no show what you just what uh well what do you mean it's all tell and no show first off can we just get this out of the way tell not show is not necessarily bad it depends on how it's done yes and you're already wrong there's a ton of show not tell in this movie you complain about it when it happens and then when they do tell not show you complain about that too he doesn't even literally making conclusions as if he's proven these you know like but when we said when we when jack was criticizing my uh my lengthy plot analysis and we said that the point of it is evidence so when you make conclusions you're drawing from all of the evidence he just says this exposition in scenes and now his conclusions are there's loads of exposition it's like you haven't proven it you've just said that's the case he just said a problem in this movie we have to take everyone on their word it's like what are we doing in your video right now man if this guy actually comes on e-fap he's not gonna have a fun time i mean it'll be interesting yeah it'll be interesting for i kind of want to have what's his name southpaw like just call him out on it maybe we should just get him on southpaw i had that guy yeah southpaw probably i will just watch the final off camera that i just thought we'll be here to collect this that's in a few hours i just had somebody on twitter have a picture of a frog with the the eye things from my avatar put on it thanks guys thanks a bunch you ruined everything oh you ruined everything beowyn's gonna ruin it all oh so i'm sorry beowyn i don't mean ruin i mean make everything better make everything you thought you'd be walking to this din of memes and leave unscathed like the solo sailor just said southpaw was in the chat at baller's like wait we're aware of him so deep i've been quoting him for the past couple hours blessed frog may he hop forever the the cards that we couldn't quite read in that meme by the way the guy sent me uh blavich sent me the actual card for it was jjbig's writing the write out it says a simple farmer that obtained a secret to harvesting the greatest beverage known to man change the simple farmer um you know i just realized fringy your original drawing it wasn't a sperm cell it was a tadpole and that tadpole turns into a beautiful you got me you figured out we have law yeah yeah there were it yeah confirmed by fringing himself for the frog oh no no what is this cannot be unsaid hashtag for you the frog oh lesson for the pipe but of the frog would have to join forces and let me guess in chat now that's gonna be all over the place yeah i see frogs jesus you see frog is praying all around me are familiar frogos off camera that are rectified with just a line or two you're just supposed to take everybody at their word and it's all tell and no show the plot is fringy are you going are you going to kermit suicide uh all right so as convoluted as it is because the plot had to be written around several pre-existing action scenes you know what that could have been the reason a film is convoluted but this film isn't so your your assessment of what the problem is just it's just irrelevant it would be like me saying this pipe is leaking because the house was hit by a missile and you go the pipe's not leaking well i guess let me i don't know i i could probably give an example of what he is saying but correct you know even more fair two is a mess and the reason why it's a mess is because you can very clearly see the set pieces that they wanted and then that's like fuck how do we do this uh whatever yeah they gotta go to brazil they gotta chase him on a favela oh we're gonna have a we're gonna have americans fighting russians in washington dc uh how do you intend on explaining that like oh they're just to save with everything with this module oh we want to shoot out in an airport and it's like oh how do we do that oh well they're bad guys so you know it's easy as weisen just said as well lock being bad is revealed by the phone that is show don't tell it's like nah it ruins the narrative that's this thing he's completely insistent he doesn't like show don't tell and he doesn't like tell don't show one of the there's a comment in his video that i 100% agree with right now one of the top comments is like thanks for making me like this movie more and it's like yeah i do like this this movie's better than i thought it was now i've been thinking through all of it actually having to argue in favor of this movie has made me appreciate it so much more like good job this could it would be close it would easily be my top five of 2018 i'm just not sure if i place it first we live in a world where fallout did fallout win any oscars no uh no black panther won three so that makes me so fallout wasn't even nominated for best cinematography because remember there's nothing impressive about being able to jump it you know there's nothing impressive about that action movie you're stupid nothing impressive about your actor learning how to fly a helicopter just to do and set piece of the movie wait he actually learned how to fly it yes he did that wasn't that wasn't cgi that was real he learned how to fly a helicopter well i i didn't think that it was CGI i just thought it was like they had him and like dude when he does all the stunts that's he does all the stunts he learned how to fly a helicopter for this movie i will double check but i'm pretty sure black panther won three oscars and they weren't a green screen for most of it i want to die that is that is the worst thing i have ever heard i love that he opens this video saying like jeremy charts gave it the number one spot 2018 we're like yes yeah not i i'm actually like retract like this having to do this dream has made me actually put mission impossible follow as not only subjectively my favorite movie of last year but objectively probably the best movie of last year yeah until you see whatever else came out right oh yeah all the art house movies that no one cares about sure no i mean i really like the favorite i wouldn't mind watching that would you see what you think oh i i haven't even heard it exactly there's a couple movies i haven't seen still from 2018 that are recommended but yeah it's uh it's just i guess this is the worst video you guys have covered on e-fap i don't think anything's going to beat jack saint for a while jack saint was definitely the worst yeah like that it was malicious so like this isn't malicious with air attacks on both of those were way worse than this yeah this one is just really inaccurate this is this is back to what we usually get on e-fap where people are just poorly representing media tiaro as well tiaro was really bad yep um what i will give you is that this is a really bad representation of what the movie is uh like probably the worst i've seen i don't think i've seen anyone else's video and for even this is worse than yms is by far because yms is so vague about a lot of things what about moving like like remember how yms completely concocted a scene that was not in the movie i don't yeah i still wonder what he was talking about with that one there you go southpaw respond to him as well double whammy you can be the new shinobi but not crazy the plot is as convoluted mom their action figures modified with just a line or two you're just supposed to take everybody out their word and it's all tell and no show the plot is as convoluted as it is because the plot had to be written around several pre-existing action scenes like i said at the beginning of the video they think of the action scenes first then they assemble a plot a lot of problems there's nothing necessarily wrong with starting with something and working for it all i mean what how else do you mean even like i said man whatever the longest and greatest stories that i'm aware of start with an idea specific idea and you build everything around it i mean the inspiration for lord of the rings was one word from like an old norse poem mm-hmm well i mean it's just like it could be anything it's it's really one thing that i really don't like about the way that people writing and storytelling is ideas like ideas are cheap it's execution that's most important i mean it's just everything as solar sailor just said it's everything do you guys know about like the writing prompts subreddit we're basically people just post writing prompts and then people can try and write stories out of them for the idea of like you live in a world where we brought us up before but just the premise is that the reaper is an actual person in the world who cannot be killed and has a job of killing people it's already been done in loads of things already like i said it was just different executions i'm being nice and vague point being is that uh friggy friggy write the idea before someone takes it go it's copyright trademark friggy enterprises point the point is you can execute that idea in a billion ways uh but it's still a writing prompt just like you wake up in a world where everybody's thoughts are written on them like there's like something that falls around everything they think is on there so how does that do anything you're like i don't know everybody i think the the key takeaway is i'm not sure what the book series is called but there was a book series that was written because the author was dead to do it because it was a bad idea he's like i dare you to write a book about this and then he did and it's good from what i hear and it's like you can take the west idea and you can do something with it it will be a lot harder but like the idea is a cheat and everybody keeps recording the idea i mean what if what if douglas adams tried to pass off hitchhiker's guy to the galaxy's like serious trauma right exactly you know this is like uh there needs to be more appreciation of the idea that you go this is actually hard to do if someone went okay i want a skydiving sequence where a guy saves another guy from dying i want it to lead into a sequence where there's like a car chase bike chase blah blah blah i want to lead that into a sequence with two aeroplanes blah blah doing thing it's like can you make me a story that has all of them intertwined for good reason you'd be like oof i'll try and then you like so what did they come out with was it bad was it good it's like it was really good i don't think we should be shitting on them for that i think we should be like good job guys you found a way to justify the things you want yeah in fact i would say that if you started with action scenes and somehow found a way to tie you put in the hard work yeah you put it in the work that's all it is is kind of when you're writing you have to work for those great moments there reminds me of the um they just go with their first draft there's the force diversity thing we're talking about when we said like what if they had it forced but it ended up good we'd be like oh it'd still be forced but then you would end up with good content which is our example with shawshank redemption right i guess um in terms of mass effect is a series that seems the its main point is that when a bunch of diverse people work together with a single goal they can achieve besides that's like the running theme of mass effect and a key difference is the this is the artist versus a producer the idea of forced diversity not being the artist's intention from the get go you know what i mean so like the action here was always what what does it serve you know what i mean what's the point yeah it's not it's one of those it's one of those it's not necessarily a bad idea but you know what i'm suggesting is that if you had a writer who has the mission impossible movie and then someone's like i want an action scene where there's a guy underwater trying to struggle to breathe and you're like that's not in my movie and they go do it anyway that would be bad but if if the artist himself was like i want to see what that happens halfway through how do i fit this in then it's on him to try and make it work because that's his yeah it's not good because of it it's good despite it it could be used to work with with it like it's not like it's going to necessarily get in the way you have to work to make it happen it's not just the pieces aren't just going to fall together i guess so uh you could look at an example like batman be superman that was definitely shio and if you're there and um it shows because that'll like we want the justice league in here let's do the same for age of ultron as well yeah age of ultron is another good example um because they had all the setup for the infinity stones and everything came afterwards and you know that that wasn't like a million boxes to take in that movie and we've even pointed out that with captain marvel in the rumor that the directors and the writers didn't really want her to be involved so that's a little bit irksome i'm not surprised that i'm not surprised that all of that would be true well like we were talking about it before but there was a rumor that are some cast man specifically elizabeth else isn't happy that captain marvel is going to become like the center stage main character of the yeah yeah it's like you spent all this time and all this work creating all these things that work together and then someone else just shows up and they're like yeah well fuck all that here's your new leader well like the thing is i love spider man but if spider man suddenly just came the main character right away i would have a problem with it even though i'm personally biased in favor of spider man because he's not beating the fool enough i was gonna say uh fringy i can't remember if we talked about this or not but i love the idea that they're building spider man in the mcu up he's he starts out as being kind of crap but still powerful and he's gonna eventually evolve into being probably one of the most powerful avengers in the entire group well they picked a young guy who's coming around for a while that's what i mean is he can stick around for many movies he's probably happy to tie himself to spider man and the same thing with brie larson yeah which she's already the most powerful avenger and she's only just finished introduction yeah when did she go like what's her uh i mean who was a match for her and and if if if she can only be a match against avenger level threats then that's like what's the point of even watching the movie she just comes in smacks down his leaves like call me if you need me again it's like thanks i really i don't do that captain marvel didn't earn her power absolutely she got she she got oh i can't say yeah let's not let's not go too far off topic then let's let's go back listen all right let's not if you go to sleep tonight and you say i can't believe they ruined the plot of captain marvel as you lay in bed tonight reevaluate your life um anyway back to how mission impossible fallout is it really go home and rethink your life you want to go home and rethink your life found those scenes that's what they did for rogue nation and that's what i thought they had done with this movie because of how messy it is but apparently the writer director approached the script with a different method this time around how about the the script as a writer are you like writing around action as opposed to just a through line of the story uh on the last movie a lot of it we came up with the action first and then found a story that strung all that together on this one we started with character and emotion and we almost it was almost like we took the action and put it on a post-it note and put it off to one side and let it find its way into the story so he was are you misrepresented him you misrepresented that's you totally lied about what oh i hesitate to say this in fairness i hesitate to say that don't worry i'm going to pull it back if i need to he's going to because i remember this but he's going to move on to say that it's it's a distinction without a difference the idea of and wait the idea of creating a story uh with action first and then stringing it together versus creating a story and then putting the action in later he's he's gonna say that that's the same fucking thing so no it's not it's not it's the exact opposite the idea and this is let's let's let it play out let's let us play until he makes a point you would have to be a very talented person who is this person well who is this person what is this youtuber okay um grenz reviews you are the worst youtuber i might have ever seen not because you're bad at editing and not because you're a liar like jack and eric big jack and yeah jack and eric i was forgetting their names um because at least they're just they're idiots you're well no they're liars you're an idiot you are one of the worst youtubers i've ever seen wait this is one of the worst videos i've ever watched maybe he's autistic well he definitely looks autistic i mean look at that profile picture he's got like like he looks like quentin but with down syndrome let him say what i think he looks like a very oh my god he looks like if they made a movie about like the origin story of chris sanders he would play a young he would play a young chris sanders as he has he puts together i wonder if he does i wonder if you'll still want to come on to this show yeah so he genuinely looks like a baby colonel sanders not only that but it's the guy standing in the back is that hawkeye uh what where when are we talking about 21 52 uh jeremy renner is in yeah not in this one though because of the war jeremy renner was too busy uh his point you know tags not very good i don't think it's very fun i thought it was a fun movie there were a few scenes that i liked with slow motion kind of like oh let's you know it's kind of interesting but like mostly i didn't find it right you're not you're not gonna hear me saying it was a good movie i just thought it was fun um yeah it's not a whole concept yeah 55 percent of audience is like massive it was a dad comedy listen tag is the most divisive film of our generation move aside star wars 55 percent of people liked it which means that there is clearly a division between those who liked tag and those who did not like that was just said i'm not going on e-fab because rags called me colonel sanders oh man i've got all this fan art why do you think that's an insult you should have called him a massive colonel sanders massive colonel you know it's okay to imply i might be autistic but don't you dare compare me to a potential hypothetical young colonel sanders oh he says ribbit like a frog i really like this one that's uh but yeah this guy i mean he's got to be one of the worst media analysis i've seen yes but maybe not the worst youtuber i was gonna say because he's awful at this i still think jack would trump this because he's malicious towards a person as opposed to a product it's still a degree jack is also an idiot he's triggered by like the npc meme so listen could we change your mind with a bucket of delicious crispy fried chicken i got free he's not laughing like this is serious business i love the little frog it's a really great drawing it looks like it looks like she looks like what that that that little anim is it chinchin or that that anime that really that that um that anime yeah no no no no no here let me you guys know the uh the crayon you shinchin in the in the discord thing i did i don't know what that is shinchin how do you know about this rags i just know about i i don't know how i know but i know about it free was silent because he was eating fried chicken oh man you know it's funny you say that because uh i had no that was a few days ago so damn it ruined the meme uh well yeah uh this video is bad but the degree of bad i wouldn't say it's the worst one you know like it's it's bad but you know well the way he misrepresents things well let him this is the thing things wrong he can talk plot holes that aren't even there yeah this is what i mean it's one of the worst representations of media i will agree this is honestly kind of like if yms madele yeah his quicking of this is a writer are you like writing around the action as opposed to just the through line of the story uh on the last movie a lot of it we came up with the action first and then found a story that strung all that together on this one we started with character and emotion and we almost it was almost like we took the action and put it on a post-it note and put it off to one side and let it fade off into the story so i honestly don't see how that's any different by this post-it note logic they had already predetermined what the action scenes were going to be they already had uh i would infer from that yeah like what i know they they they literally said that they like we don't well to me to me this is like uh you know you write down a bunch of ideas you're like all right we'll put that to the side and then we'll come back to those ideas and see if we can work with them i can't i'm looking at this shot right now and i'm like i cannot believe that tom cruise learned to fly out oh yeah the problem here is we don't know how many action scenes they started with on those post-it notes we don't know what the process was specifically like were they like okay we can fit in this one this one this one but we can't fit in this one this one this one like maybe that was the process um we don't know that like if you have let's just say my storyline as i go to fringy's house shoot him and then run to like america shoot wolf and then run back to my house um and we have action scenes like a submarine battle i'd be like how do we get that in there we're like well maybe when i kill fringy i'm i'm getting chased by the the police or whatever and i need to find a secret way and i have a connection and whatever that gets me a the chance to go into a submarine like can we make that a bit more you know you need a bit of character and background to make that seem more natural but my point is that it seems completely impossible then you get a good writer and they're like oh i can actually get this in here for you which is what i would expect happened with this question mark yeah i just don't but i mean regardless of the method it was effective whatever they did yeah that's the problem with this is that he's concluded it's ineffective already and now he's trying to find the reason for it but it's like but it was effective see how that's any different by this post-it note logic they had already predetermined what the action scenes were gonna be they already had him written out it's the same exact thing if they know so it's not the same thing because if you had submarine battle airplane battle and underground battle and then i'm like what story can we make to fit this i'm like i don't know these are events not results southpaw pointed out there's at least one action scene they filmed that's not in the movie oh you can actually tell that from his clips in this video there's you know when they land on the palae building from the parachutes we we cut to them being down on the ground and they're looking around after they've gotten in but in the a lot of these shots they're shown like repelling across the rooftop under the in the building as if they're trying to get past like they're doing something action packed there but it didn't make it into the movie unless he's referring to something else but i know that that didn't happen at least and oh yeah that's what he's talking about sorry he said the grand palae um so yeah it's just a weird point but we're arguing against it when it doesn't even matter even if he was right because the film is not what he said it is anyway they had already predetermined what the action scenes were gonna be they already had him written out it's the same exact thing if they had started with the plot first and let the action happen organically you do the plot without knowing what happens like which includes action scenes like i don't even see how it's doable that way all right hell i think the fact that you would have to tell people and they would be surprised at the fact that they built it around action scenes that in and of itself is like well hmm most people wouldn't have even assumed that john witt was probably built around action scenes you know they they would have the idea of like okay so guy gets killed but they're like all right we'll do it here we'll do it here um i'm sure that they do it for superhero movies too like what yeah that's the interesting part i wonder if this guy likes any movies that were built that way and if he would find that to be what would his conclusion be well the writers made it work i don't know like i don't see how you could reconcile it i mean i imagine there's a lot of iconic scenes that were thought of before the full movie was made like the astro vista baby thing might have been thought of before they started writing it and they were like how do i fit this in there uh get away from her you know from aliens might have been early the funny thing is you can take it the other direction you could be like what if they weren't even known to happen seconds before they did it because it was improv is that bad too oh yeah like the the drax like i i got one for you why is gamora was that improv yeah oh wow really yeah that was a great line i know this guy's penmanship is poor i mean he did that on what i thought was paint and he printed it out right he was doing it at the beginning i think oh it's a joke it was to be the this i think he's trying to say that it's almost childish how simplistic the idea is like tom cruise stops the bad guy every every child is how simplistic his mind is it's on the because it's on the post it notes too any any film could get your reaction to it like what what is the shawshank redemption guy gets out of prison yo what is uh what is the string seeds in the film so many string seeds yeah like the scene when uh you know he gets told am i being of two so that that was a string saying that didn't mean anything string man this is refreshing to be defending a movie instead of telling you why i like it with the plot first and let the action happen organically in the stories it wouldn't have been the convoluted mess that it is yellow sticky no and he just concludes it wouldn't have been it wouldn't have been a convoluted mess you know for this like it could still be a convoluted mess whether or not this was their intention because writing is a little more complicated than whether or not you base it on action or not come on think about it chris mcquarrie was tasked with giving all five someone in the chat just said it's childishly simple but also impossible to follow well it's not i don't know if he i mean i i made that as a criticism of him so he's not directly said the film is simple or anything but he's definitely implying that it's yeah he's implying that tom cruise stops the bad guys so it's simple but it's not because you said it's convoluted like you can't be both well i think he's saying it's convoluted because of it it's it's attempt to string action together he blames it on that like it's it's simple to start you string the action together and it becomes complicated as a result which you don't even think that would happen if that's all you did not yeah not necessarily you know the fact we're trying to discover this is it implies like a failure of communication oh well as far as i'm aware because we did that with video obviously and his response to it was that we just don't understand like terms and stuff remember like we don't understand what game feel means you should come on and talk to us about it what is game feel what does that mean you don't you don't know what that means are you stupid are you are you stupid one of the top comments on his response i think was something like wow they need every word explained to them well when you make up words like game feel yeah well it's just when you have a word that has multiple meanings that would be valid in the sentence like talk to you know the the the famous what is it you could say buffalo like 11 times and it's a valid sentence right yeah that's the grammatically correct because buffalo means a whole fucking bunch of different things you can buffalo somebody a buffalo is like an animal it's a state it's a place it's an action like there's all these different things let me let me find out what it is the shortest language in the the shortest grammatically correct sentences hi yes no i'll post this this is this is grammatically correct i'll post it in chat as well buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo what and i think the idea is that buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo like you you would actually if you just have to swap out the words for different things but it's a it's a sentence that uses correct grammar it's often used an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create confusing hard to understand sentences mm-hmm so uh how people are putting buffaloes in the the yeah my point is that when you have a word that can mean multiple things i'd like you to tell me what you mean but especially when it's a word that is not commonly used or might outright be made up you know like when i say oh this is a game a game if somebody was like what does that mean i'd be like okay let me explain because it's the thing i made up mm-hmm or it's not that i made it up but what does gamey game mean to somebody who doesn't know what video games are about you know and then you would explain it you wouldn't be like oh what why can't you just understand it you know it's like dude just be clear like if somebody doesn't know what you're talking about yeah but that makes your video longer and everyone knows the long man is bad because remember guys there's no such it because you can edit it means that you should even if it means you lose something in the process mm-hmm wouldn't have been the convoluted mess that it is think about it chris Mcquarrie was tasked with giving we did think about it that's why we like it something to do at all times then he's got to fit in a total of 10 action scenes into the story as organically as possible then he has to conclude the stop go back go back i want to see what all of the action scenes why they're about it chris Mcquarrie was tasked with giving all five main characters something to do yeah i think he duplicated things all right so um so he separated the action scene with the helicopter and the fight scene on top of the cliff even though i would consider them to be part of the same scene because it's uh it's connected i can accept it okay right but what about the the car chase he's got several different car chases like if you if you've got a motorcycle chase he's got and the car chase and the and the scene with the the truck as well is what he's got there um again i could give him that i don't mind the yeah there's a lot of action in the movie it's mission impossible but this is all strung together correctly so i'm fine with it but i mean some of these are like only 30 seconds long like the one with the white widow that that's like 30 seconds yeah he thinks that i don't know that's bad fit in a total of 10 action scenes into the story as organically as well as 10 action scenes is a bad thing that's the funny thing if you told me i'd be like oh is that all right yeah look is that bad he has to count 10 action scenes in my action movie oh that's like a villain in my plot no that's just you one get that out of here then he's got to fit in a total of tom cruise what are you doing on your own mission into the story as organically as possible then he has to conclude the storyline with tom cruise's ex-wife because that's what tom wanted then he's got a tire it wouldn't matter it works what's the you see these things they're problems so tom wanted a nice moment of character oh it looks like he's got some insight then into what makes a good film it's almost like tom cruise cares about the role man can you believe that they crammed 26 letters into this alphabet and i heard that before they made the alphabet they had 26 letters prepared to go into it so they didn't even come up with it naturally it was just guys we need we need an alphabet but we really we have and i we have ideas for 26 different letters man i how do we build an alphabet around them i heard that before they made an alphabet they just drew everything out so all all language was show don't tell oh which is not good or at least it's good when i want it to be good you know the um i'm competitive just point out he's actually missed out the simon peg and uh thingy fight in the house ah so there's actually 11 fight scenes oh it's even better well let's just say i really like that word hey so here's something i saw on twitter um a woman sustained injuries from a jaguar attack because she climbed over the barrier to take a photo of the jaguar what was she thinking is that natural selection i saw a video of uh someone that um he climbed over like a fence to see the lions and the lions like ripped him apart well i remember seeing a video that was in like a chinese um it's one of those big wildlife areas where you can drive in your car but you're not supposed to get out and the person got out and was just standing there and then a tiger jumps out oh yeah i see that yeah yeah it's like like what what are you doing if like you completely deserve to that the difference between inside the car and outside the car is that inside the car there are no tigers oh yes by the way the the shortest the shortest sentence in the english language is go what about high what about a no oh wait no wait right a isn't well you can say hi you know you need a subject what if you're just saying hi to somebody that does go have a subject yeah it's you yeah go you go or me go yes the go how do you know but again again how is it how could hi be directed at a person it is but that doesn't make the that doesn't make him why is it not a sentence well or why is it not a subject if you're going up to someone with the with a purpose to say a thing to them that make him an indirect object indirect object if it's being done to something else i don't understand the difference between this listen whenever you're whenever you do an imperative like uh what you don't imperative sentence right uh the subject in the sentence go is you run yes you are commanding somebody go which means in the sentence you don't have to explicitly state to whom you are commanding it is known as you understood which makes go the shortest sentence what about no hi no nowhere what about you no an ejaculation is not a full sentence oh what about oh an ejaculation is not a full sentence i know oh h question mark that's not a sentence that's not a full sentence there's also three is what about or is in like just the letter or you know like how and no no no oh h oh h the word no but i mean it's not a grammatically it's not a full sentence it's just for well if someone says i don't know something to the effect of did you know that i don't know bob killed mike and you're like oh or oh like you're like it's a question like you're like the implication is that grammatically correct sentence why that's how the rules of english work come on you can't do that you got it you got actually do the actual thing you can't just say that's the how it works i mean i'm inclined to believe you but i'm just saying it's how it works regardless of whether or not i can explain it water is wet that's way longer than go you know we we're not even halfway guys that's actually true we need to start let him talk more i guess which is i'm sorry about that but you know into the story as organically as possible then he has to conclude the storyline with tom cruz's ex-wife because that's what tom wanted then he's got to tie everything up in a nice neat little bow so that everybody can go home happy and he had to do it all within an hour and 20 minutes i mean you already admitted everyone doesn't go home happy because the apostles are still around so a bit of a contradiction the story was yeah before he even started writing it but before i move on chris Mcquarrie also said something in the previous clip that i'd like to touch on on this one we started with character and emotion we started with character and emotion wow that's terrible that's gotta be a bold face lie because i wouldn't be calling people a liar oh dear yeah buddy so how do we justify that this film was made with character in mind first well the clear theme of getting ethan hunt in many situations where he has to decide on what he values personally be it x amount of lives over x amount of other lives uh the fact that ving reims has to deal with the fact that saving his own well being saved by tom cruz means that a bunch of people might have to die and by a bunch i mean like millions uh nothing for simon peg from what i remember really rebecca phirguson's character goes through a decent chunk of decision making she has to decide if her own life is worth more than tom cruz's and so she saves him and needs to conflict with him until they work together uh you i don't see how there's no argument for it i think there's plenty to work with here and in addition to that someone in chat said that i'm wrong which they are wrong to say that i'm wrong and i will explain because this is important and it needs to be understood because i don't want the chat getting uppity right you don't want the chat calling you out on so oof oof said that you were totally wrong about no i'm not actually so rags uh you are wrong hi works because you were referring to someone you as understood that is incorrect because a complete sentence needs two things it must have a subject and a verb form a complete idea you hi what is the verb in the sentence you hi oof oof now you can get back to me and let me know what the verb is and you hi i'm however i have no idea what the actual i'm going to guess that you i'm going to guess that you cannot do this right i'm correct now i don't know you could make the case that to tie go is is the sentence be right that would be the closest thing that i can think of that you could maybe make a contention because being is technically a verb you can be but many would say that it doesn't work because it doesn't form a complete idea but oh no rags this kind of reminds me of that time when you were talking shit about resident evil two for being too easy when you could just bump up the difficulty and then when we asked you about that you said it never occurred to you to just bump up the difficulty no i just didn't really just really didn't really care to well so how can you criticize the game for being too easy if you had it on a low difficulty sounds to me like you couldn't get me on the sentence thing trying to go back to it i don't know sometimes the chat has a point the chat didn't have a point chat sometimes has a point that's for a lumping in bad points with points i don't know made some bad points so in um in conclusion goes the shortest sentence in english hi is not um yeah so let's continue this video apparently robot heads who we're planning on getting to guest on here before we we played his video we were talking about the lightsabers and tlj the fight if you remember it's quite funny uh he's he's currently having a long argument with jack on twitter because the way i understand it is that robot head posted a picture of mark hamill and harrison ford hugging i'm not sure what the context is and he said um this was the moment that we could have had and it was taken not only from us but from the the actors as well and then i believe someone criticized him saying you know oh that would be crap it would just be fanservice if that's what we got and his response was something like aren't all films just fanservice is not some magical idea that they're made they're made to satisfy the fans or whatever else which could use a little bit of exploration as a statement but you know exactly what he's getting at with star wars specifically and jack quote tweet well he screenshot all of that and made a tweet saying that um law over substance i think or something but he screenshotted it rather than quote tweeted it so that he won oh well i don't this is jack was talking about i'm pretty sure he would he would have added robot head himself just to get more controversy but um he's uh he's he's said the thing of law over substance as if the implication is that all people like us prefer is just you know everything's accurate instead of you know meaningful and uh they're arguing apparently and i just i don't want to do it just like get out of that vortex speaking of work i kind of want to debate jack and do better than smug boy did i'll i'll succeed where he didn't come on jack nobody wanted their conversation in fairness it was just a mess come on jack so you you want you want one of us i'll do it so bring me on who cares and chat said i can be the shortest correct sentence no because we've been over this a sentence needs a subject and a verb there is no verb and i if you are talking with somebody i doubt that this other person will care if you respond with i that you didn't form a correct sentence because you're still getting across a complete thought to them in the context of that scenario you still need a verb for it to be a complete grammatical sentence there is no verb in i there's only a letter and i and it's the letter i so i'm i'm happy to go back to mission impossible we'll get no mission impossible is trying to get some of these people to understand that this is like first grade stuff now children yes missus drench ball oh what does the sentence need i didn't use a subject and a verb oh fuck i was just gonna say i'll come back sign a second sorry i just saw that um because someone acted me in this so you know um bob vids is someone to kind of like he rips into cinemasins and he made a video and why cinemasins is so bad is interesting stuff and i was actually considering trying to get him on here but so fringy what do you think of this criticism of captain marvel um how is captain marvel able to communicate with her space friends using cables she got from a radio shack uh man you know it's stupid but i guess the explanation would be the best thing in her like suit she uses to do it i was about to say i would be like her suit is a lot of crazy shit i think that maybe if she the implication is that she had a night to do it she combined wires from the radio shack with her suit to technology and she did it listen her suit it's very very simple the explanation and this is all canon by the way the explanation is that her suit is made out of Wakanda balls i mean i was about to say i agree that it's convenient i'm just saying that there's precedence set as so if the if the Wakanda balls can't save people in future that would now be a problem because they're established as being able to you know i think it's dumb but it's still a thing that happens and bob vids put out a tweet saying in yms his review of captain marvel he says how is captain marvel able to communicate with his space friends using cables she got from a radio shack and he said after that i've been avoiding his videos before but now i'm officially done with yms who said that bob vids well i mean i haven't i haven't watched yms's quickies in ages because they're just not they're awful they're just like uh i don't feel like i've learned anything or that i see you can really useful information you can apply most of his quickies to another movie and it will make just as much sense yeah i mean if you look at the if you look at the video he did on mission impossible fallout he makes up some weird snare what was it with like a yeah he said that if only the person had a gun then closing the gate on them wouldn't have done anything and i still don't really know what he's talking about what gator you talking about because it's not the elevator scene because there is no gate they had a gun anyway well unless you talk about one group but then you got to ask which character is he talking about it was one of his worst videos he's made anyway yeah i challenge you to a huan on huan battle do you really want to do that yes huan on huan people go go go at jack so i want huan on huan make sure you don't like if his guy's gonna be like he's gonna ask if it's efap related so you have to make that clear you would you i don't know like his channel well that's the implication of a huan on huan what could be your channel well yeah i can do it on both we can both stream it huan on huan come on everyone huan on huan all right everyone add it everyone add him huan on huan uh since that he's referring to an ethan closes a barred door on the apostles in the church i think um oh yeah that's the implication that if the apostles had guns they would have been able to stop ethan i'm guessing uh i guess that might be valid um but weirdly there's a couple of things that come to my mind that haven't been brought up in this video at all which is what i find kind of interesting um it's like tackling things that don't exist instead of things that are like interesting about like i wonder if um the uh the resident to mission impossible fallout man has anything to say about that you know the the idea that if the apostles had guns they could have stopped ethan i can't believe there are still people in the chat who are arguing that a sentence doesn't it does it like it literally does i just i don't have anything to say about it just like let people come to a conclusion is the sentence high invalid even it's not like the fine and valid well right so if i say hi dot as in full stop what is that i would understand what you mean but it wouldn't be a correct grammar well i mean but it's a sentence though isn't it it's incorrect it's like more of a sentence is a group of words that are put together to mean something a sentence is the basic unit of language which expresses a complete thought uh well this isn't enough this is uh i'm gonna say well let's take forever to get through like we can't even we got a we got a whole other half of a video to do i'm not saying like i'm saying go for it it's just uh do you want to do it now i don't know man like this is it going for like five hours well i mean yeah i i'm not gonna say no if you guys want to do it i've just got nothing to add i it is almost nine o'clock here um are you you're right by the way i would address your responses but you just you're wrong i've already said this like this is a rule in english a complete dramatically correct sentence needs we have a you understood cool that that's a rule in english for an imperative sentence yeah this is what i found so the complete sentence first it begins with a capital letter of in addition and mark most importantly the complete sentence must contain at least one main clause each main clause contains an independent subject and verb and expresses a complete thought correct so yes that is a requirement if this is like i i don't like i can't believe i'm trying to all right this is like first grade stuff like one of the most basic fundamental rules you learn about english is that a sentence needs what children and then all the kids respond because all every kid in the class knows it i don't i don't remember that i do no that's wrong let's go uh could it be uh it could be something else like that's too long it could be um like you could make an argument for b yeah b is one you could what about it huh what about it or what's the verb hmm yeah that one wouldn't work and uh it's hard isn't it like there's not many i think someone said do but no no because do is well then you would have to say do x because if you just say do people will be like yeah someone would say that it doesn't form a complete idea like you could tell someone go and as long as they know as they have gone i mean i'm pretty much convinced yeah if rags my english teacher i'd be like okay mr rags now don't do your homework the fact that you highlighted it's like go practice your curse of letters and your type of phone graph the fact you highlight it's like a great one thing is to me i'm like that's probably why i don't have this off hand because i wouldn't have remembered this i just would have watched rags verbs are implied and the thing is i'm actually this is all just memory stuff um i my brother is an english major he does a lot of this stuff he's the anal person yeah he's like you know that you know the anal person huh yeah um me too please i this is just stuff he i didn't i didn't i thought this was common knowledge that a sub that that it probably it possibly is i don't really like all i would have your side of the pond for any but over here in america society is crumbling barbarism is imminent the thing is the age of nothing people say i can't i don't know i can't think of uh any instance where i needed to know that just i was gonna say i can't remember the last time in my life that was brought up so i guess it's just you learn something new every day or relearn something old every day i guess it's just interesting because okay it's apparently not a sentence anymore it's something else like you get like like it's like when people say like what about high and there's no subject there you're directing it towards someone that doesn't mean that the sentence itself has a as you as the subject in the sentence it's just a contextual thing right which one of the sentence in a silly it's all interesting stuff though isn't it the more you know so back to mission impossible fallout i did the map and let me tell you something this movie spends one hour 13 minutes and 24 seconds yeah i don't really agree with how you you judge what an exposition scene is oh apparently he understands what establishing shots are so that's nice he doesn't distinguish them between that and what what is fluff what is the fluff what what it counts as fluff and we've already seen him oh no he's after after his whole like because tom cruise wanted a scene with his wife i mean he probably counts that as fluff and i would not call that fluff but like what what is fluff let's see let's see if he qualifies on exposition establishing shots meaningless fluff oh this is meaningless when they're searching for john lark it's a meaningless fluff wonderful is this is his argument that they could have just cut to finding him and then you'd be like apparently they find him off-screen you can't be pleased sir there's nothing they can do right this is great i like this scene doesn't matter because it's setting up something that's really tense is like yeah you're gonna have to go talk to nice but like you're gonna have to pretend to be the guy who's dead oh you have to like impromptu roleplay you know proto the moment he leaves the shy it's the moment he drops the ringing it's fluff should just cut to that it's another point in the movie that's over half the movie yeah it is over half the movie if you just judge everything is those things it also spends i mean yeah you can define these things into existence i agree you know the good for you this video spends 45 minutes and 30 seconds with meaningless fluff and 20 seconds of establishing shock to be fair to action movies though action scenes get really tough and time consuming to get right so a whole movie that's nothing but action scenes damn son the fact that there are 11 action scenes in this film is pretty impressive it reminds me of what jack did this with my infinity wall video they just type it and call it a thing and it's like i guess that's just true then that's how that works 10 seconds on tension building and action leaves us with a measly little 11 minutes and 12 seconds for actual that you had an issue with yeah but that was earlier in the video earlier isn't like a minute ago he was come listen let the past die yell it if you have to okay that's meaningless i want i want to kill the last four hours of my life please the last shed i you know do you know i like actual meaningful character interactions not not as fake meaningful character interaction actual yeah actual meaningful character interactions in 12 seconds for actual meaningful yeah he said it like i can put that in gdell but people be like no one would say that you know they would the people totally say that oh but they would actual meaningful character moments is that what he says character interactions sorry go to get it right this interaction and fun banter and i was incredibly generous with what i consider to be a meaningful you're not generous the opposite of that you're in generous that's your in generous full character interaction i even counted the 42nd opening dream sequence and the 30 seconds he's about to say it made no attempt to build up his characters right after saying spend 11 minutes doing so so let's keep an eye out for that i included little jokes like this why is he running in circles like i said i was very generous except for the 11 minutes where it did apparently sorry this dude is literally this movie made absolutely no attempt to build up its characters ultimately it's a story about people it's very yeah it's a very human story indeed oh i feel so so sorry about people who saw this before they saw the yeah climate sinker imagine all the people who saw this video and as a result didn't go and watch this amazing film well luckily that's a very small number yeah everyone in chat go see go see go see the best movie of 2018 yeah i feel like it should be said now don't say anything mean to this dude he's just wrong just say something very passively agree to um but yeah because this is a bad video sorry this is terrible i hate this movie is is a laundry list of exposition that exists purely to help you understand you kind of made this point several times without qualifying it i'm just gonna ignore you and the overly complex plot and set up the next action scene said this already isn't this like the thing he said like five times now i don't know the whole it's just a string action he's just explaining it in different ways i suppose you know if tom cruise hadn't broken his ankle that scene in the catacombs where alex baldwin died would have been completely different they were set to shoot that scene within a couple of days and christopher didn't even have that scene written out yet they didn't even have a location scouted out yet tom cruise getting his ankle broken gave chris a couple extra weeks highlighting an issue here he's highlighting someone doing something great under restraint yeah something worthwhile to point out is that films do change as they're shot absolutely they don't necessarily stick because things just change sometimes it's updated on the fly this is this is what happens when you're making a movie it's like yeah this was a great piece of dialogue but it was improvised they didn't plan that you know movies are made with like hundreds of people and millions of dollars over the course of weeks and months like how can you expect it all to be the same as the script this has to go both ways right so you go um if there's a movie with is just no scene to explain some guy like he doesn't have a gun next thing he has a gun and then someone goes ah well you see in production when we were filming the previous scene the prop gun was broken like it was in half and we were waiting for a new one to come in so if you could just ignore it you know that's just something that we had to do just like no i can't ignore it i'm sorry that happened but that's now damaged your film and in the reverse if they CGI the gun in and it's seamless and then we go and someone goes ah they didn't actually have the gun in that scene so that's bad you know it's not bad they fixed it look if you could see gi out of mustache you could see gi in a gun exactly so what i'm suggesting is that it's not an excuse either way it's not a reason for the film to be bad if it happened unless it affects the overall product the fact that he's like this scene wasn't written and it wouldn't have been made this way if not for breaking his ankle i'm like okay why were you late to class timmy is like oh my alarm clock didn't go off well you're still you're still fucking late you little shit now go up and i want you to write one thousand times on the board what do you need to make a complete sentence and in the same vein rags what if the guy's alarm went off an hour early and he came in what he thought was late and the school's like no you're an hour early it's like oh but i thought i was late so it doesn't matter you really ignorance of the law is an excuse point being to make a mistake on the set you can make a mistake with writing you can have restrictions whatever it doesn't matter it's matters what comes out in the end it's funny because ignorance of the law can technically be an excuse uh not an excuse but a mitigating factor if you didn't know you were doing something illegal then you don't have guilty mind so it's funny that you said that yeah it depends all the crime is depends it depends on you walk on you walk upside down don't tell me about your backwards way well no but what i mean is like if it would murder it's okay well it doesn't matter still your thing but trust some problems it depends on what it depends especially a lot of times yeah well that's what i'm saying it's not necessarily that be guilty of the crime but guilty mind is an important factor but yeah i would always bring i'll always bring it up in court because it might like get you off the hook a little bit yeah but i can always if they the point is they can charge you even if you didn't know and it would still stick oh yeah no that's not what i'm yeah yeah yeah that's it a couple of days and christopher didn't even have that scene written out i didn't know i couldn't kill people they didn't even have a location scouted out yet tom chris getting his ankle broken gave chris a couple extra weeks to get that scene together while tom's ankle was healing the entire pretty impressive i was just sort of made up on a mission impossible have you gone up and kept running as well wasn't even looking he like he was all he was hanging off that ledge and he fucking kicked off so hard he wasn't even looking where he was going behind him and he landed on that platform up there and he kept running backwards yeah this is impressive that a higher movie was just sort of made up on the fly mission impossible they're not easy to make and i tell everyone when we start out it's something that we're discovering the story as we go along they actually started filming mission impossible fallout before they even had a finished screenplay and it shows this movie yeah it was amazing it doesn't show and that's what's amazing about it literally doesn't show started without a screenplay and we you have to tell us everything we could to figure out that's the thing i'm impressed i am not like oh it's bad it's like wow you guys did really good if you didn't have a screenplay like yeah there's two kinds of movies without a screenplay there's the hobbit trilogy and there's mission impossible fallout that's not even going into redrafts this is what i mean i'm impressed now even more so that they did this without a redrafted complete script good job guys did you make it that good keep doing this racing towards production this movie starts without a screenplay yes and apparently this has been a running theme since mission impossible four that's what happened on ghost protocol though he we had a lot of stuff and we weren't entirely sure where it was going and he was brought in to solve it to put all the pieces of the story together apparently he's good with that yeah i don't know what can i say yeah that's how chris came to mission and funnily enough ghost protocol is the movie that made me start losing interest in the franchise a franchise that i loved cobbling a story together as you go along is no way to make a movie apparently it is evidently it was at least not one with a cohesive story or tangible characters tangible characters tangible characters what do you mean tangible they exist it's like that tactile bullshit yeah that's that's good i guess tangible characters you know that you can reach out and touch what a strange thing to say since there was no care or screen time put into developing the characters you already said that we're you wind up just not caring about them and as a result it makes the action scenes less tense and less thrilling because if i don't care about the characters if the screenwriter himself doesn't even seem to care about them then why would i what's jeez where are you getting these conclusions from it it's like he contradicts himself every couple sentences yeah it's kind of weird that's a lot of videos like he he says that 11 minutes is dedicated to characters and then he's like no time was dedicated to characters it makes sense if you don't think about it well it's funny how he's criticizing somebody for not having a complete script when it sounds like he doesn't have one either maybe you should do some re-drafting yeah that could do it that could do it then why would i care about what happens to them it makes it feel like nothing is at stake they were about to get new and when your brain is on fire just trying to comprehend just what the hell is going on in this movie that just serves here's how you're driving the helicopter this one's you that probably that probably is what they're doing right now probably they're like this is where the scene's gonna go so you'll do an aileron enjoy the great stunt work like i want to when i'm still trying to piece together what just happened 30 minutes ago and don't get me wrong the action scenes in this movie are good but as good as the action scenes are they do have some issues that need to be talked about okay the very first real action scene in this movie is incredible i would argue that this is the best stunt in the movie at the very least it's the second best stunt behind the helicopter chase i mean it took them an entire year of practice and planning just to make this shot i'm glad you didn't plan i'm glad you're acknowledging this i'm good thumbs up not possible the behind the scenes for this is really quite fascinating and on its own this action scene is tremendous but it's a little bit too exciting for its own good because after this scene there's nowhere to go but down no that's not how it works the bathroom scene happens five minutes after that i was supposed to the bathroom sees my favorite i think it's the best i love the fucking choreography but i also adore this scene i also adore the helicopter the idea that if i rated them all in numbers and then it's like well i can only enjoy the highest number one you know because the rest of them just aren't gonna live up to it that's not how that works yeah the the car chase well the motorcycle scene and the helicopter scene are too fake no no you the only meal that you will ever remember in your life is the best tasty and they're all just you know why bother just die just die all of the action that comes after it apart from the helicopter chase just doesn't live up to the level of excitement if you say so that this one's set it sounds they should have saved this stunt for much later on in the movie but then four minutes after no bail when it's done bail when it's done it says yeah this is all too subjective to really is like i feel like this one was the most exciting oh he's like absolutely which is which is gonna make it easier for us to cycle through it because it's just uh i like the motorcycle chase that was my favorite i'd like i'd like motorcycle chases uh so you know how in the movie with the the guy um the guy who they think is john like when they sort of have to try and like put him down so that they can scan his face um after he got hit with the laptop wouldn't it have been smart to just inject him anyway you know just in case word are you criticizing the movie right now i'm saying like yeah that might be an instance where it's like maybe you have a throwaway line for it what was it uh tom cruise goes where's the needle and then they look around and then people bang on the door so they have to take him to oh yeah that's right yeah okay forget i said that yeah i was actually that's a i mean you write it up and you thought about it which means they thought about it too this is a great process though isn't it it's like oh that's a problem though there's a throwaway line they fixed the problem with a throwaway line you're like what's that a problem that's the drug rfc the fucking rfc i'm now tempted to change my cartoon character it it's his face it's his face i'm looking so cute right it says rfc and he's listening to a mixtape by free daddy g you have to change your profile picture now that's his it's his alter ego he's a he's an animal he's even got the line down the middle of his name we got the line i know it's like it's too good free i i i have a question for you because i i told you i got high that one day and watched every video you've made yeah what does 101 mean oh that's 101 you know what 101 is like you know you know how when you go to university economics 101 gender studies 101 it basically means like the broadest possible overview of uh of a subject well surely does that and i said 101 because it's binary because it's it's yeah it's code because so with um oh with a letter in the alphabet you see this is galaxy brain stuff right here that's why you don't get it yeah yeah i don't you know my frog brain is too big he's embraced the frog oh it just soaks up oxygen this fan art is so good man i know all of this fan art is great baowen is ridiculously talented oh but it's even you know the one before that too they're all so good i know we have some crazy good artists in our community bringy i i really like this video you made a very long time ago where the first thing you did when you opened up with it was um you said merry christmas assholes and i was like uh you you should just have that as your opener for every video from now on i can't remember i can't remember that one i it was made in like 2014 uh yes when i was very like yeah i know you you had like really terrible like gameplay that was super choppy i know because uh i didn't know what i was i hate those videos i i love it keep doing it make videos oh man you know you you're on frogo make more videos uh well you know mission impossible this is a little podcast called frogo and dogo that'd be great just doesn't live up to the level of excitement that this one's set they should have saved this stunt for much later on in the movie but then four minutes after the halo jump we get a bathroom fight which to be fair is very well shot and very well choreographed i really enjoy this scene but then six minutes later we get another what do you mean you can't okay i really enjoy this scene but we get another action scene that was another really good one it's like what do you that's not why did you use but there like this is you yeah but normally implies like there's a caveat at the end i mean let's let's let's like one could happen later in the but there's another exciting action i enjoyed was the thing and i couldn't stop smiling we can't there's no point in countering this he's wrong from the premise that the best action scenes have to be at the end that's not true well shot and very well choreographed i really enjoy this scene but then six minutes later we get another fellowship at a ring which again it's a solid little fight scene but then stop saying they're good doesn't make sense minutes after that we get a long take of tom cruz daydreaming yeah it's funny i never realized this was a long take but it's that's part of what's so good about it the soundtrack as well it's fucking gorgeous which i hope you mentioned but we'll seven minutes after i mentioned it was probably negative because they which then you said they cleared two more movies yes i'm so glad i'm so glad as well it's a solid i can't wait i can't believe that this movie's turned me into a person that's probably gonna go see the new one in the cinema yes same with me i had never watched the mission impossible movie before until this one and now i'm eager to see the sequels can we gotta see the other ones we haven't seen yet they're still watch them together well i've seen them but uh yeah i have two for you we're the cool guys it's after that we get a long take of tom cruz daydreaming about shooting cops seven minutes after that wow you fucking asshole all he's doing right now is there are action scenes in the movie that take place after each other which then leads into a motorcycle chase which then leads back into a car chase so as you can see there's no what is the bad thing about this yeah this sounds like a fucking awesome movie or any movie sounds great structuring to where the action scenes even his dreams are action sequences what a fucking unit in regards to the story rogue nation had the same exact problem it's not a problem you know the shitty sequence where he's on a plane be off with tom cruz dangling off of an airplane which was easily the best stunt in that movie and after that it had nowhere to go because how do you top that that should be the stunt that you end your movie with not started that's not you haven't proven this prove it proved that that's a true statement that the best sequence should be at the end not the beginning yeah you know rags mentioned the fellowship of the ring the movie starts off with a huge bombastic battle um in like i think the first or second age whenever they went to fight mortar but then the battle at the end of the movie was far smaller yeah more it's kind like the action center oh yeah oh yeah more moria was way bigger than aim on hen but on hen was excellent it's a good fight but just because it's smaller doesn't mean it's worse like there's it's a more like that seemed like that's where aragorn walks around and he faces down like a hundred or so we're in front of his face and it's like that is the manly hopefully you're gonna have to watch all three of them again and i probably aren't ready to go i do it several times a month anyway it's me as well uh i was going to say the uh in the dark night a lot of people reference the opening action scene as their favorite where the jokers men are all taking down the place they all start killing each other one by one and like then you go well my favorite is probably the uh the car chase in the mid part of the film which is i would argue it's a better stunt sequence than the end of the film but that doesn't mean you don't understand this logic it hurts my brain and while we're talking about rogue nation that movie also had a motorcycle chase and a car chase both of which were a different context i can't you can only have one car chase ever okay but it was totally different context what was happening it's cars and he says they're better and i'm not sure that i agree with that necessarily you know what does he mean better what does he mean what is that from right this is from the polls screen we just had look motorcycles cars cars motorcycles it's the same thing they just sweet i want to see rogue nation it's got motorcycle car chase no it's a copy no you don't like it stop you should see all right this is one of the things that cinema sins does all the time jay's just highlighted it's this movie that movie you just you just say it's in another movie and that's a criticism apparently so let's take a look at the motorcycle scene from rogue nation it's got some pretty good stunt work just look how close tommy's knee gets to that as well now this motorcycle chase wasn't incredible but it was pretty solid what does that mean what does that mean i'm still don't keep me signed up i don't just don't take my name off the list i'm interested it wasn't incredible but it was really solid okay the first time i saw the motorcycle chase and fall out something felt off to me something about it didn't feel genuine and watching it back i realized that a good chunk of the cars that he whizzes back also animated or how could he do this stuff uh no way when i die you're telling me that tom cruise didn't go on a motorcycle through a real active city and almost get himself killed like this is the production company just they just phoned up the paris police department and they said yeah we have this actor here he's just gonna fucking drive around through traffic go the wrong way down the road jump off his sidewalks and stuff hopefully he won't die uh but we're gonna film it all um just just give you guys a heads up don't arrest him this is self evidently not a point fun fact about uh fun fact about insurance on films yeah um for ghost protocol for ghost protocol his insurance company would let him climb the birch califa so he got another insurance company that would let him do it but you know even with that i mean look tom cruise the lengths he goes to to make everything as practical as it can possibly be is insane the fact that he tried to do this as practical as he could like he probably even said oh set no let's get real cars and i'm like no no no no no tom no real cars do it you want to make more movies ever well i'd say a sigh he he learned how to fly a helicopter for this movie i can't get over that no there was helicopters in the other ones so guys that a good chunk of the cars that he whizzes past are also animated or or maybe cropped in during post however rogue nation is also guilty of doing this but honestly rogue nations was better and i think i figured out why they have this CGI stuff that's also in rogue nation okay it's already impressive enough that tom himself is on the motorcycle the stunt loses its realism factor when it looks like he's just whizzing you're slowing it down that's why it looks bad i'm sorry yeah not so much i mean what the i've watched this movie twice now and at no point was not convinced by the CGI i say this is too subjective it's like what you notice that the cars weren't real therefore you weren't immersed okay yeah you slowed down the footage by a lot and then you were able to so uh you know when i i wasn't immersed in the battle the tanks and stuff because it's not real did you know the Thanos isn't real by the way you know i think you know the way the scene here are you telling me that that was actually josh brolin the whole time i'm telling you that there is no such thing as 10 foot purple people no yes there is they they got old josh and they fed up a bunch of weird grapes and he turned into Thanos you know that makes sense and the only time in the scene that i that i noticed the CGI was when he at the end when he falls off the motorcycle yeah because that that was clearly CGI but yeah that was like you know it's understandable you know the full processes i wasn't complaining you're like oh that was CGI but that's fine because it's like that's a pretty fucking hard thing to do as a person yeah it's like what are you gonna have him do actually crash into a car and flip over and hopefully you won't suffer fucking brain damage hopefully you won't suffer death death damage um himself is on the motorcycle the stunt loses its realism factor i mean these are just a bunch of actors whizzing past a bunch of computer-generated cars but when you compare this motorcycle chase to rogue nations it doesn't even come close in terms of stunt work there isn't anything too significant happening here it's pretty cut and dry motorcycle driving he's not really doing too much different than what he did in the previous movie the car chase isn't much to write home about i don't care about rogue nation i haven't even seen rogue nation it doesn't matter like that's the thing if i haven't seen rogue nation these arguments mean nothing to me you might as well have cut it out of the video solar sailor said i've been riding a motorbike for years stuff tom cruise pulls off is truly amazing the fact they added other vehicles with CGI i have no problem with um the thing that got me in that scene was when he's passing through like a big it looks like a big roundabout of cars oh yeah the roundabout and it's like showing it from like a sturt like uh really lowly tom cruise riding the the motorcycle and it's just there's just a moment of just like jesus christ this is awesome i think the first time we watched it together moller there was a moment i think it was more twirled where i was like this is so absurd but i love this in the previous know there's a um there's just some about motorcycle chase i really like um and when i play grand theft out of five when i just want to have a good time is i'll get in a motorcycle and see just how fast i could drive through the streets and around yeah before you crash because yeah because it's just so rewarding to do it on a motorcycle because you're so nimble um i'm actually getting my i'm i'm gonna this spring actually so coming up heroes soon i'm gonna get my motorcycle license so i'm gonna genuinely makes me want to like install one of my old racing games no it's it was in the other movie it's not listen yeah but friend yeah but wolf i need you to understand that all of those cars are going to be cgi they're not even gonna need for speed video games face not real it's not real the the moving pictures in the magic box they're not real how is only the first need for speed hot pursuit game on steam come back to us stupid games it's on origin oh dear i want to listen about how full that's bad guys are interrupting him car chase isn't much to write home about either it's a bit plain when you watch it all by itself out of the whole context of the movie it's a decent car chase but at this point in the movie's run oh it's bad because other things are better okay time all right experienced a total of seven poorly spaced out action see really spaced out yeah well you said it doesn't even where is the you say so one two three four five is that it's hot pursuit two not available on more like how do you think they're gonna make a sequel called hot fursuit and it's going to be awful and you'll want to kill yourself oh i would prefer that never came to fruition seven poorly spaced out action scenes in the past 40 minutes by now well someone said motorcycles and grand thefts out of five aren't fun because motorcycles were the invite city it's it's true you can't deny that that is sound logic uncharted two's cut scenes weren't as good as uncharted one because the first one had cut scenes what you're failing to realize is that uncharted two is a video game we've had one of them already i'm pretty sure pong was be everyone to the punch with that one world war two wasn't bigger than world all the soldiers are like guys we've done this already like what i feel like we're just retreading old ground 40 minutes oh man i gotta buy a physical copy like this plus the car chase and rogue nation was also much better tom cruise was driving his car through these tiny little alleyways very precise driving and he's trying to chair out literally stuck in an alleyway motorcycle while being chased by other motorcycles he drives down some stairs gives simon pegs some whiplash then later on he pulls off this sick little spin move this is pretty awesome i want this the problem here is this better that means this is bad you're like no yeah like this doesn't this doesn't explain to me how all out is bad you know one million is a big number nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine is a small number because don't even don't even call me yeah don't even i don't waste my time with your nine hundred ninety nine thousand it's a tiny number that is slice and dice baby simon peg is screaming in the passenger seat because he's scared and right foot no it's because he's acting like he's scared i don't know tom cruise is probably actually fucking driving that car he might be terrified that's actually a fair point he's probably afraid because he's british and there's not a steering wheel in front of him right now fully so i'd be terrified of sitting next to tom cruise as well simon's fear gives the scene a nice bit of ability and intensity for each of our science is it relatable guys seriously you guys do need to watch rogue nation because we're gonna do it we're gonna do them in reverse not reverse order like i said the thing was like our ghost protocol came out and at the time i was like oh the rogue nation came out it's like all right this is this is the real shit right here and then fallout comes out just like wow they're just like they're just gonna keep getting better and better i can kind of watch all of them okay i'm gonna do an order i'm gonna start with one one's good day way in transit he's not good rags has video saying fallout is bad but now saying fallout is good and overall the driving and stunt work here are much more impressive than the car chase and fallout which by comparison is just i'm so sorry you wasted all this time it's not so much time on a subjective point it hasn't proven anything yeah this isn't telling me that fallout is not good all you're saying that you feel like rogue nations was better rogue nations particular moment that compares to this particular were all the scenes in rogue nation better than all the scenes in fallout if not then what's your point i mean all i would do is i draw a compare so rogue nation opens with uh with tom cruise hanging off of a plane which was real of course because he's a madman um it has the motorcycle chase which i think is better because it has some really insanely crazy stunts going on um as in like they're sort of driving along their cliff faces and really sharp turns so from a spectacle standpoint it's probably the more impressive one but the fallout one's still really great so this is what i mean it's like it's like that the differences they're both great no matter how you cut it so what are you what point are you trying to make here it's not as good and there's nothing in rogue nation that is the helicopter sequence or the halo jump that's that yeah that's really he did actually say that as a criticism that they open with the best scene in rogue nation too which is bad but like it's not bad it's good and she really excited and just like wow this is this is this is what they're doing i'm curious how long he's gonna spend more on this he's just been belittling a useless point one specific action scene is better i m o than one specific action scene fallout therefore fallout is a bad movie it's like no that doesn't follow the entire car chase here is just a watered down version of what we've already seen he's literally chasing after ilsa who is on a motorcycle it just makes me excited to see rogue nation it doesn't make me feel like what i saw and enjoyed it wasn't actually good and what if what if what if he actually thinks that the helicopter scene at the end of fallout is better than anything in rogue nation what happens then that oh shit is it balanced again how does that work what happens now is one film now it's a good movie again again but this time he's got solemn and lane in the car with him who is just dead silent the entire time this scene is no he says that was ilsa and he goes shut up very interesting yeah he doesn't say anything even says it's nice to see him yeah yeah which is kind of awesome if anything i i may have liked an extra line or something just a bit of banter but they they're very reserved because they hate each other he doesn't lock him yeah they hate each other devoid of any tension or thrills you just know it isn't just say that stop saying things you have to prove it but i i think that in in terms of lark talking lane talking um what i got from that was that he's he's just he goes along with everything like he's very like under pressure he just does we know he doesn't remember he's willing to kill himself at the end of the film i think he doesn't give a shit if he dies he's just like i will make of the situation what i can yeah yes he's very odd he's very cool under pressure but remember there's nothing there's nothing in terms of character in this no characters except for the times of this character because it's so old hat and at the beginning of the scene everybody was in the car but after they get shot at tom makes them get out and i think that's a bit of a mistake and he probably wants to get away from the cops right and location change this scene could have been a bit stronger if everyone had just stayed in the car with him we'd get to see them bob around with each turn screaming at all the close calls and no because once once you do that it becomes far less that someone gets shot and killed and plus i'm just going to be honest here the car weighs a lot less now yeah and also why why would he willfully put his friends exactly he's happy to risk lane he's not happy to risk his three friends as established in the opening fucking scene yeah they're here for lane not you guys you leave we'll meet up at you know that's a reacting to tom's driving but they probably couldn't do that because they were afraid that it might cause ving rames's heart to explode or since that's already been done in the previous movie or the character made it really dragging out those fat jokes man so it's different you said like oh they've done it before so they were like let's not do that then look at him admit that it's different here each turn screaming at all the close calls and reacting to tom's driving but they probably couldn't do that because they were afraid that it might cause ving rames's heart to explode or since that's already been done in the previous movie let's add a different element to this action scene how about we have solemn lane try and kick ethan's face as he's driving no he doesn't know why would you do that no they're running from the person who wants to kill him solemn lane might not like tom tom crew but there's someone trying to do him this is the guy on the writing team who suggests something and everyone goes shut the fuck up dude could you imagine that though like he kicks with the first egg thrashing so yeah and she just shoots him and tom crew's is like what the fuck this is so stupid that is so like no i went to die oh man driving in an attempt to get out of the car and do what tom has to fight and you know he's gonna outrun the motorcycle as he's while he's while he's like because in his arms and legs are like his arms at least are like tied up so we can't even like open the door how can he even make this argument as well as trying to escape from illsa while keeping solemn alive and it'd be so easy for solemn to take advantage of this situation and he doesn't want to this is what what is happening right now is what he wants he literally is looking at the road and one of him through a bullet hole that was meant for him he probably wants to get away from that i was gonna say don't have to clarify the entire plan is that he lark gets him out that was a part of the fucking plan he doesn't want to be caught by illsa or a bullet did you watch this movie i mean he has all the clips but like did he watch the south port just said it would be more dramatic scene at the expense of in universe logic it's like this is the ryan johnson way where you go fuck the character i want something cool to happen with his like an action scene he even said the ryan johnson technique yeah but he doesn't he just sits there after that we get the foot chase which is also kind of plain the editing kind of plain he broke his ankle when he says when he says what are you waiting for it he goes i'm jumping out a window that wasn't it's like it'd be funny if that wasn't in the script he's because he's actually there about a window yeah no uh i just want to find out what movie this guy likes and i can just go that movie's boring no tension sorry that's how it works there's no tension in that particular movie you like sorry be a little bit too erratic at times i mean it's great that you have all these camera angles but just because you have them doesn't mean you need to use them however to be fair there is makes it seem as though it's the same as taking i know but it's not you're making a total false equivalence because how many shots in this movie lasts like less than a second by comparisons are taken where there were so many shots like that i can't think of one all of these are big wide shots where you can see exactly what's happening and it's the benefit of the fact that tom cruise is actually doing fun note the montage as he shows anything that's remotely interesting like so traversing any kind of obstacles or um having to like stop after a long move they're shown but when it's just a progress from a flat piece of land the camera angle changes to take advantage of the situation but he doesn't he just sits there after that we get the foot chase which is also kind of plain the editing can be a little bit too erratic at times i mean it's great that here's where he is here's where he doesn't mean you however to be fair there is this really great long shot where tom cruise jumps from building to building and break this ankle i guess it's just not good enough for him you have this dude this dude for anyone who watches us and doesn't think that objective criticism is a thing this dude is the absolute we disavow him we're not anything like him okay this man is the worst example of objective of any kind of critique i have ever seen on youtube just he so he appreciates this moment but he still concludes that the scene is too erratic just like no is it too erratic have them doesn't mean you need to use them however to be fair there is this really okay so this is the beginning of this shot since tom cruise has to go all the way across this roof and jump off the building to the other building and he has a harness on does that mean for this entire scene he's got that harness attached to something above the camera i'm not sure how they did it i would imagine so they can airbrushing is really good these days yeah but like wow you know it ain't like this he fab officially disavows young colonel sat look at the guy just look at him yeah it's awesome shot where tom cruise jumps from building to building and breaks his ankle either way though the foot chase in mission impossible three is much stronger which is due in part because his motivation is crystal clear this makes me want to watch other movies this doesn't make me not like the movie i liked like it's still a good it's still a good chase you it is good but that's the point they're both good that he's like no this one's better they thought it was bad no i mean the title of this video mission impossible fallout is a bad movie not proving the best he can prove is that they did a thing better before that's the best you can do but but why is he gonna say this one's better i want to hear what is into that movie and he's trying to get to his end of the movie before she gets shot in the face by philip see more heroin abuser the whole movie has led up to this point and we get one wrong shot at what a tasteful joke that's what i mean is his comedic writing is just sad it's painful i'm not gonna think man i'm not gonna be a joke i didn't hear it i'm not gonna pretend that i don't know half man dies jokes all the time of a drug overdose and he said philip see more heroin abuser oh but like what what do you aim to achieve there like i don't know the joke is that he said heroin the joke is the philip see more often died of a heroin overdose you don't get it but that's what i mean like when you when you make jokes about dark subjects matter the joke is generally what actually happens because there's no joke there in reality it's sad and depressing well the offhand comment we're making up off the top of our heads about his bad jokes are funnier jokes himself that he scripted out and thought about he has some of the most pathetic humor i've ever seen haven't laughed at anything and he's trying to get to his wife before she gets shot in the face by philip see more heroin abuser the whole movie and we get one long shot of tom cruise sprint that's the disrespectful and it was intense yeah it is i'm not coming from wolf yeah i know it's not why am i i shouldn't be the one that's saying this i mean yeah but like i would ask who was it uh was it anton yelchin too that's too yeah that's right and they're recent you know like it's not a long time ago like she's got ran over like yelchin did and died this is what i mean the jokes this just it's just so easy i'm just like all right well done wipes life is on the line here and you can feel that sense of at least one tom at least a ruse in here and a longer take see at least when red letter media makes fun of david keridine for dying while choking himself while jerking off there's like jokes in there you oftentimes of red letter media they will laugh at how obvious the joke is like you'll find the rest of them trying to not laugh because they're just like you just said that and i know you can be like well that's super critical can you laugh at the same way for this one i just like i don't know man i guess i'd have to do a whole fucking video explaining how the delivery in red letter media is fucking flawless compared to this it allows the audience to become more immersed in what's going on you don't need to this guy doesn't have the problem is that this guy doesn't have synergy with himself he kind of like he kind of reminds me of er but without the comedic timing or you know like you know what i mean like he's like er but with i was going to say er without everything that makes you all good right all right that sense of urgency this tom so what you're saying is that he's uh er is e semi colon r and this guy is just colon because his jokes are shit that was fucking perfect rags or are you saying that he's that e semi colon r is e semi colon r but this guy is just like semi semi colon r because he's not even a whole semi colon do you write for his yeah your first joke is better or hi are you um what okay bruise in here and a longer take allows the audience to become more immersed all the blood out of the stone i could for that one a bunch of cuts to falsify a sense of urgency what do you mean a bunch of cuts less to stab us they didn't do that in fall out either e comma r speed what happened when what happened when the english teacher got surgery he had a semi colon because it maybe you should stop rags no we have to make maybe maybe we need to put a strike on i think i think rags is trying to make a point with all of these terrible are you are you saying that you hate my colon jokes with every fiber of your being because fire is good for your colon this this is right it helps for your boobs this is strike two rags or immersed in what's going on you don't need a bunch of cuts to falsify a sense of urgency and speed and while the chase and mission impossible three may not be as elaborate as the chase and fallout it's much more impactful in three because that movie actually took the time actually to build up the relationship between him and his wife it showed us how much they loved each other we know what she means to tom so that character development is still present in fallout is he suggesting that we don't understand why tom really wants to catch up to the guy who's trying to kill millions of people yeah they never established that tom crew is really kind of cares about people you know so dumb at this point in the movie we're invested and if he doesn't get to her in time she's dead now compare and if he doesn't get to superman no no let's hear his count let's hear what he's gonna say chase which in terms of the plot is completely redundant think about it no why is he so desperate to get to henry cavill especially since in the long run him getting to henry didn't end up mattering at all since once he doesn't know that at the time he doesn't get to him in time this is the failure that's what are you talking about if he actually managed to tackle henry is knows what happened is your problem with tom cruise that he can't see the future he's not a spider so got to henry he couldn't do anything to him he had to just let him go because he was she's this whole chase was pretty much all for nothing oh my god this is not can't to bite you twat and let's not forget that solemn had a tracker in his neck at this point in time that's plan b which tom cruise did know about by the way so letting henry go really wouldn't have been that big of a deal what are you what are you it's like okay here's him this way so why does it matter when you can catch her another way anyway because you don't want to have to resort to plan b because plan b allows them to escape yeah it allows them to get closer to their goal and you don't want that to happen what if their goal is to nuke a bunch of people yeah i was like what if the point is they split up at some point now you're fucked so this criticism is redundant they could have easily just caught up to henry cavill later which is exactly what wound up which is what they do but but but that makes the point of the tracker pointless because they split up this is fantastic putting anyway but hey you know this foot chase was on the almighty post-it note so it had to go into the movie alternatively i'm sorry what was not seamless about the chase name it he is trying to get to cavill before he leaves because tom cruise knows that this guy is close he's physically close and he could maybe have a literal tracker on him i don't believe this is real this foot chase would have worked better in the very beginning of the movie oh my god stop suggesting fixes for a movie that doesn't require fixes you think instead of meeting the black market dealer in berlin rewrite it so that they meet in london then have benji slyly put a tracker into the suitcase as he's scanning the plutonium with his why would they do that that doesn't make sense narratively they're not trying to track the fucking plutonium trying to buy it what the hell i mean why they weren't expecting the apostles to be here billion people's lives are at stake here we got to pull out all the stops just to be safe so then that way instead of just letting the bad guy get away they didn't just let them get away we already established wrong about that they were pinned down by gunfire we already went over the meters and the running i was gonna say i like it when he refers to his old pieces of evidence that we've already debunked so those points this is honestly giving me moves vibes giving you moves vibes movie bop vibes see like lags and move vibes move vibes yeah i'm i'm getting just that that point where my head is starting to hurt because of the student lead i'm gonna pull out colonel sanders is just a lot dumber than i thought it would be instead of just letting the bad guy get away tom cruise could chase whoever stole the chrono anymore while simon pegg is telling him now although he would ultimately i'm waiting for him to end his comment about how he can fix it i'm just like get to the next criticism because this is all just pointless he's still at the very least would have tried his level best to prevent a couple billion deaths rather than just you know walking in a little half you were wrong about that anyway off into the distance if he had actually attempted to get the suitcase back i would have been a lot more sympathetic to you've been wrong you've made that point like four times you were wrong from this time i love that he just suggests it like it's just obvious not consistent with the ethan hunt i've come to know you've known ethan hunt to chase people who aren't there yeah like what is he gonna what do you expect to do just he just randomly goes over there like okay alternatively you could have put the car chase here as well the plutonium thief could have grabbed the suitcase off camera gotten into the black market dealer's red car off camera we hear the tires screech as it's speeding away tom cruise runs in redundant we don't need that we're in your own movie this is not what happened and you haven't fixed anything go make your movies less efficient and more sloppy this way yeah the fact that they're in and out like ghosts it really saw that they were fine yeah they know southpaw highlights something quite interesting notice how he complains that the london chase was all for nothing because he would have failed to catch up to walker in time but he also wants a chase to be moved to a different scene where he would also fail he did southpaw if we ever get if we ever get dumb colonel sanders on here we're bringing you on because you clearly know i was gonna say i would be willing to stay silent just let them talk yeah you're gonna let just let some random dude rip this guy apart are in attempts to chase the bad guy even our chest there you go there's your car chase i mean hell even you see that like the chats are taught with a theory right you could give tom a motorcycle instead of a car you could plop the motorcycle chase right you could just do so many things that in your mystical world where you got what you wanted right here it wouldn't it wouldn't have looked nearly as good at night though it doesn't matter he's he's fixing things that don't need fixing so it's just all pointless so you can flip these action scenes around so how does he intend to shoot that at night you know like shooting at night is difficult you need to set up the lighting and all that it would have been harder to kind of get establishing you know tracking oh yeah shots of with all the lights on the all the headlights and all the signs and it's as dark it it just wouldn't have looked as good you know it would not have been appreciated want to know what the director would have known because he's a director he knows this shit and it shows you how inconsequential they are to the story and just how flimsy they are overall if you say no it's not inconsequential if you say he tom cruise had to get away from the police he succeeds at getting away from the police not but the man in the video said he was inconsequential no he's wrong oh no but it's his opinion someone said i love e-fap went away for two hours came back and it's still going how long have we been going for nearly six hours six hours i'm trying to rush this video so that we could actually be able to end today there's the problem with e-fab we could go on forever i'm ready to call it whenever i do feel like we're well let's just try and let this video run a bit more because for the big finale we get the helicopter chase which is honestly pretty great it's made even better by the fact that henry cavill also did his own stunts it's really very exciting stuff this is also the scene when tom cruise henry cavill's been in other movies though so i don't see who cares you know like that movie where they CGI'd out his mustache much better movie because he was in it before this one so this movie i i'll admit this movie just wouldn't have been the same way what do you say sorry i had the mustache it really was it was it really was like the central i like his mustache the pillar that held this film together was his mustache i feel like it was strong and robust enough like look at tom cruise do you think the mustache was like the column that keeps the roof from falling down i like the idea that the makers of mission possible i was like we can just put a fake one on you dude you can get rid of it for the film he's just like though he knew that the whole thing was like a lot of people like oh why don't they just do that like because they did nothing wrong power like yeah they're not did nothing they're not maybe the same people someone said justice league is underrated that's a funny joke buddy if anything it's overrated that film is a heaping pile of shit did you did you ever see that that petition from a bunch of bc fans where they're like guys these heroes have been here for us now we have to be here for them so so if everyone who watched this movie just watches it six more times in theaters then they'll be justified doing another justice league and it's like what without going into just like too much i just love that what sets the plot in motion is batman kills a random grunt and it burns a picture of three cubes into a wall so he goes to fight aquaman i i just love the fact that they're like all right we have the cube let's touch it touch it to the superman's corpse and bring him back to life and it's like like it doesn't mean i have so much fun watching it it just makes me giggle i mean you think about it and you think about the fact that people actually unironically like it and it's like it are the people that like it unironically just do they have autism what if they do are they are they like kids in like the wheelchairs that just like stare in one direction and they smile all day it's the audience this there's some more memes as well to hang on let's just i'm gonna try and power through this fucking this video very impressive ventriloquist skills there's a lot to be impressed you can totally say that with your mouth at that point all right all right guide everybody yeah try and say all right with your mouse people are looking like it's very possible all right all righty all righty i wonder how they're gonna translate that the chat is everyone just gonna post all right there you go all right i love all right sorry like i said to play it longer he just makes a stupid fucking thing they're all fucking making pirate noises i recommend checking this out on youtube but then it's somewhat hindered by the final fight scene against henry cavill because this scene is flat out what terrible it starts off with tom cruise in front of a green screen which i guess that's fine but then he tumbles out of the helicopter and then there's this little comedy hook that latches onto a lip on a comedy hook which you know the odds of this happening are one in a million sure it's convenient oh wait it's not even convenient because it doesn't all it does is make it so that he has a uses as a weapon later to knock cavill off the thing yeah the tracker like isn't down on one of them i'll happily give it to him just to move on yeah it's a bit convenient to the hook hooked it that way fine yeah it's absurd but it's so fun whatever tom and henry start fighting up there and naturally they both of course end up going over the cliff and dangling on that wire when oh no the animated rock starts buckling under all the way they didn't even get a real rock he didn't even hang a helicopter on a piece of rock it's like jesus christ like v brings kneecaps sending our hero into a free fall this dude is trying so hard to be us and he's failing so badly at it i hope he's not a fan of the show that would be sad wouldn't it i'm sorry yeah it's okay you just better i'm we failed you had a one we failed he's the anakin to our everyone it happened a third time what you're looking at here is the most convenient hook in movie history since it also winds up killing henry cavill after tom yanks it down because that's such a cool scene so yeah that that's exactly how what i will say is if the hook is being pulled down then it should swing out in a way that wouldn't be able to hit cavill you know what i mean from the top if it pull if you pull the wire down it should swing out the second it goes over the edge sure so we have failed you sanders this entire scene is just ridiculous it's incredible i will happily give to him it's the most ridiculous out of all of them but it's still fun as fuck it wouldn't have changed the ending though because tom cruise would have still made it up to the top well i don't know if i agree with that the whole point is that he knocked cavill off prevent cavill from doing anything else it was way who was way below him you're right so tom cruise would have still climbed up and hit the button and disarmed it yeah i guess well i'd say it's still dangerous that he's around but yeah he could have gotten the button either incredibly jarring as well because up to this point the entire movie tried so incredibly hard to make its action look as real and immersive as possible and a lot of that hard work is undone when it does something that is laughably unbelievable man i was enthralled i don't know man 20 comedy i i was i was totally down for all of this stuff i didn't even think about the look i was just i'll just give it to him it's more ridiculous than any other scenes i agree but is it jarring i suppose i'd have to you tell unless you can give me something that's subjective whether or not i know out of the film well i think it's because you know these two actors were really they're doing it and they were fighting and it wasn't like it wasn't a clean fight you know they were worn out and beat up and banged up and so it added this this roughness to it that was very real it was very tangible and so i want to qualify how he's arguing it's jarring it's just the fact that it's a contradiction of the fact that it's not as realistic wouldn't you argue the reverse you could be like i love how the film climaxes with a much more crazy action scene instead of the more realistic down to earth stuff we've been getting i mean you can make the argument out of the way it's not a very strong objective argument i mean i would say that yeah sure it's CGI'd but that CGI'd thing will still affect the actors that are real in the thing and how the movie plays out so it's still an element of danger is like yeah there's not actually a hook there but we know that if that hook hits the actors then the movie will be like oh yeah this hook fucked them up yeah let him go on spend your disbelief here people come to see these movies specifically for the action every time we say we're gonna hurry up good action sprinkle clouds it's ruined by three major flaws the fact that there was no effort to try and get the audience invested in its character while he shows while he shows a scene about the characters laughing together and established his 11 minutes at the least by his assessment of character work but okay he he literally didn't even the video that he made this is a really dumb person the fact that i have only the come on even so i can tell you're dumb in your face he says there's a flaw in the film that he doesn't know what's happening in the plot and that very interesting and the fact that these action scenes are so poorly paced out and have no sense of escalation you haven't proven that ever which is a massive problem because the action takes up nearly half of the entire movie if you were to cut the foot chase the car chase and the motorcycle chase from this movie we'd have a much smoother plot and in all honesty we really wouldn't be missing that much to take that even further how about we streamline the plot even more by cutting ilsa how about we all know how about we guys he's fixing the movie by deleting the movie no why are you taking away all of these good things out of it completely she is so redundant to this no she is not no she's not her presence only she's the one that finds salam and lain at the and manages to get to the other nuke she was pivotal so it's something to be invested in obviously simon peg could not have disarmed the nuke by himself it's established that you need two people to do it not only that but he would have died if you even found and he would have died also he would have died and then every the nuke would have gone off and then everyone would have died also she adds to the element that he has to choose between giving her up to or in order to complete the mission which falls in line with the other things that he's been doing all right work so well she has to make that choice to save him or save herself feeling like film is good muddle up the plot and on top of that let's go ahead and cut the white no stop what no barely as well which would bring mission impossible fallout down to a nice tight hour and 30 minutes that's why you should oh no an impressive helicopter scene and some good fight scenes sprinkled throughout oh no this is the worst part he's openly just blatantly advocating yeah all this great movie just fucking chop it up the only response is oh no no don't ruin good things is like yeah because the smoother the plot is the less time you have to spend on exposition which could be time better spent on meaningful character interaction which you learned that meaningfully interact with sony vegan in turn make the action stand out even more the problem that the previous three mission impossible movies have is that they only seem to exist so that tom cruise can pull i'm down with it the cast and crew never yeah i'm fine with that as a premise as long as they write a good story around it they just keep stumbling into great movies for some reason keep fucking up and the movies are great yeah i like the idea that it's like they keep accidentally writing a good story at one point the right is like it's not an axe is like well guys the reviews are in they love it damn it never set out to make a good movie with a well-crafted story and strong care you just say they never set out to make a good movie that tom cruise and pull off amazing stunts the cast and crew never set out to make a good movie with a well-crafted oh fuck you guys wow jesus i don't know i don't know that i've had to say that even about ryan johnson yeah i was about to say like ryan johnson thought he made a good movie he's fucking wrong but he thought he did he says that casually but it's such a that's such a bird i mean tommy why zoe didn't set out to make the worst movie ever made you get the best probably the meanest thing he said throughout this whole video and he says it's so embraced it's just like man casual they didn't set out to make a good movie it reminds me of when um joseph anderson said that more people listen to him like than anybody you know it's like one of those things where it's like why'd you say that so casually with what you mean i i'm one you know i want this guy to make a movie fail miserably at it so then we can all laugh at how well they explain that we didn't understand and we didn't get it or then we can say that he didn't set out to make a good move if chris from aquari watched this video like what do you think he think like i didn't set out to make a good movie you're kidding me it's just yeah uh ryan said just curious what is the schedule for e-fap streams i'm just gonna stop you there there isn't one than ever is the best we can do is go hey when is everyone free then we figure out a day and then we try and get it and that's usually a week before it actually is i'm i apologize for that but it's tough to get everybody in place yeah wolf fucking wolf fucking fringy upside down south crafted story and strong characters south says this is the definition of bad faith criticism this must be who sarah z the implied fly swatter was talking about in the video yeah implied i think that's right we should get we should get the fly girl on she was pretty good yeah i'll i'll try i just i if she she really likes all the people that really don't like us we can be the bridge she can be the bridge that tom cruise can pull off the cast and crew never set out to make a good movie with a well-crafted story and strong characters they just set out to make some cool stunts and then they cobble the movie together later as a result you get a memorable scene or two you literally end up with a misrepresented a quo it's the equivalent of what you get out of a bad comedy typically those movies only oh my god he's comparing it to jack and jill jack and jill you have got to be kidding exist to have random scene after random scene of terrible jokes with only do not criticize other people for terrible jokes you have you have some of the worst i mean not only does he not have good comedy but he has really disrespectful kind of disgusting comedy yeah your comedy isn't just colon it's that's coming from wolf it's coal off you this is coming from me you got to understand i have very offensive comedy but i don't make fun of people who died tragically that's just messed up i mean you've made fun of holocaust jokes before done that yeah but i don't let go after specific people i suppose that's a distinction yeah i don't know i think there's probably a time and place you can make it work but he fucking didn't play a thin plot line that strings the whole story together and while you're pairing it to melissa mccarthy and amy shuma comedies this is sad might laugh at some of the jokes the movie itself is never very good one of the hallmarks of a good comedy are good characters he's using the office funny to this day partly because that movie tries to make you sympathize with ted striker oh come on people don't love airplane because the oh my god no one loves airplane because of the characters the characters are a stupid excuse for the dumb gags that make us laugh our asses off that's such a weird point to make wow i just care about the relationship between him and elaine yeah don't forget there's a relationship and i can't live with it it's a joke it's not like we're supposed to actually be super vested in these two yeah this scene is a setup for a joke what a pisser it shows that you could be a pilot pilot in the war but now he has PTSD and a very real fear of flying and the pilot of the plane who coincidentally enough was in the mission impossible tv show became too ill to fly and of course striker is the only person on the plot what the fuck is happening right now what are you explaining a airplane like what what are you doing with the necessary this doesn't make fallout worse just reminding us that airplanes hilarious what the fuck is happening look at these models they're cute character we like him we want to see him succeed and as a result we're on board for whatever may happen during the fuck does this have to do with mission impossible before never seen a grown man before no sir i've never been up in a plane before you ever seen a grown man naked now i'm comparing this i remember that's because we're invested in the characters that's fun yeah we want to learn this little boy's story about how he saw his first home man because a good action scene works in the same way a good joke works with a proper setup and a payoff none of the action in fallout was properly set up the audience isn't what do you mean oh you just says it you just says it it's just go back shut shut up and go back to airplane intentionally left in the dark because the writer himself doesn't even know what's gonna happen in the movie next when we're in new zealand i go down to the to the restaurant in the hotel in mcqueen just sat in the corner on his computer and i'd sit down and go what's going on it would tell us and he said no i don't know and i nearly got it then before you know it okay so the director is an improvisation master i was gonna say how does he create such amazing shit on the fucking fly he's an improv master without any build-up tom is the colon mockery of movie directing i'm sorry what did you say without any build-up and i'd sit down and go what's going on it would tell us and he said no i don't know and i nearly got it then before you know it without any build-up tom is just jumping out of a plane sorry but what do you mean this is all explained to us before they do it yeah but that's just those are just string sequences and expeditions oh my god and we only sort of vaguely know why matter of fact oh my god fucking shit down my throat and call it christmas i swear to god this human being is making me so upset at the helicopter since he's such a capable super spy perhaps if the movie had taken the time to set that up by establishing to us i'm not even so we've gone like full circle where i'm not even angry anymore i'm just disappointed you know how like like i would like you know when your dad sorry for me but it like he would look at you right and he would say and he would say like i am he would be so he'd be so angry see this is how you do dark you see that's dark humor that's how you do dark humor right there it's so simple it's all about delivery oh listen how how your dad would get really really mad at you and stuff and you bad but it was even worse when he was just saying like i'm so disappointed yes i expected more of that's like me with this this abortion i'm so disappointed when you leave it we can do it sorry to break it and hunt it they sorry to say sorry regs no because i'm i've actually evened out because earlier i said that made a joke about how all white people look the same so i'm actually perfectly even i'm perfectly balanced is all things should be well you didn't know we're pretty good right now you weren't insulting it in an individual so i know it was even worse it's all white people well apologize so really i get a couple of i get a apologize to free i'm not gonna apologize to all white people apologize to all white people right now i'm definitely not if anything i'm i mode reparations for my amazing jokes i mean you've balanced out your crappy jokes i'll give you that that's true they all this cold and jokes for spy perhaps if the movie had taken the time to set that up by establishing to us that maybe ethan hunt had failed the flying portion of his imf training or maybe at some point early he's arguing there's not very tension filled that we see him flying that helicopter because we didn't know that he wasn't fully equipped to fly a helicopter i thought they gave that away when he looks at the controls and goes uh what what is what is temperature gauge elevation i actually really like the bit where he goes power power and then he like starts to lift it it's like he fucking frowns at a superman's helicopter you're like oh shit because he's got the payload as well and they have that great scene where cavals just sitting in the helicopter behind him i love uh i love the idea that we do his fix we do his fix we have a scene where he goes i can't fly a helicopter i failed my training and then he's just he's reviewing the movie and he goes this is a bad exposition scene and it's only here to save us a point of blah but we're just like okay string scene exposition characters so what are we doing so what just made a very very funny comment the patriot cat made a very very funny comment to the chat tom cruise plus donald trump equals tornald crump the tornald crump where'd the r come from no wait no that's that's tom old crump oh wait i prefer tornald i thought it was tornald too but that's because my eyes are yeah i've been looking at this chat for seven hours it started when he finished his spy career he crashed a helicopter during a storm or something and lost his partner fucking crappy ass old last story that explains he called yeah but that wasn't even that wasn't as a result i mean just give us anything hell even if simon they did give us something they showed us that he was not fully equipped to fly it and he was trying his best and then you tried to drop the weight onto the other helicopter he missed missed pegg were giving tom cruise a crash course on how to fly that helicopter as he's chasing down henry cavill that would be good too you know really try to hand it home the fact that he doesn't know how oh and and uh southpaw said that uh benji doesn't know how to fly a helicopter anyway uh but it doesn't matter we got we got what he's asking for okay it'd be a repeat of the scene when he's navigating him how would that not just be a repeat of that scene that's what his criticism would then evolve into well it's the same as it was before it's like so you are unpleasable there's nothing you're out of flight it'd give the scene more tension as it is now we're supposed to believe that he has no flying experience whatsoever but as soon as he gets into that that was the bit where he goes power it's not that complicated in the scene he figures out what his power pulls the thing and he goes up it's not like he's just mastered the helicopter to my next point ethan hunt is practically perfect he has no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he fails in the first scene he gets kicked out of him in the bathroom the film is based on his failure you are wrong the first thing that they do they don't get the plutonium he's literally he's literally making this into my favorite movies ever it doesn't satisfy the criteria the main villains hate him specifically if you remember cavill says or cavill whatever he says um why won't you die at the end scene he fucking hates him solid blade won't complete his plan with john lock until uh tom cruise is framed like nobody who's isn't able to catch up to cavill constantly has to prove that he's not a double agent what my point is here that the america was beloved by everybody tom cruise is not the only idea that he fails miserably and he can't achieve what he's trying to do there's so many examples we've been over stop it just stop it no flaws and as a result he has no relatability as a character i think they when he saves the police the sorry female cop when he saves her i legit was like man feel free we thought that was a tough tough situation you just fucking killed four people just to save somebody who's already dying who's actually preventing you from completing your mission it's just like that's such a good moment and now he's like now we got to find a way to keep this mission going then it gets more complicated it fits in with the themes one of the best videos to convince you that mission possible for is good if you've seen it it's really should have pushed that redemption angle because tom cruise let the plutonium slip away because you just acknowledged his failure he doesn't fail but he left as he refused to let ving rames die but the movie never explores that what do you mean what do you mean he's a literal scene with ving rames explains that that's what happened then you said you really liked that scene the cia get involved because of this the scene that this guy said he really liked is the scene that he said hey so um here's something fun that i just the bathroom thing on youtube the bathroom fight and there's a sequence in it this is something to come in to point it out but there's a part where superman's punch and uh the um the tony lark guy and the the punches are synchronized like the theme of um mission impossible so it's like don't don't don't like that's the sequence of the punches huh interesting i didn't notice that sounds terrible it's it's bad it's a string scene they did it better in rogue nations the string scene anyway bring your string person just string sentences together to avoid people getting bored of the time between things you actually say what sorry i wasn't listening i'm tired that's like that's our mood no we got we got we need to come so far it hardly even touches on it apart from just a few lines of we hardly even touches on it apart from being the entire plot that's all it really is and overall everybody besides the black lady seems to be okay with the fact that tom cruise put one third of the world's population at risk uh outside of his own team and himself i'm sure the people who weren't killed by his decision are a little okay with that i can't wait we're close to being done the movie would have been so much better no if tom cruise had let ving ram's die in the beginning i mean after all not the point they didn't do that they did a different character that would be a violation of his character he was what do you mean to let him die like aim specifically if ethan hunt had gotten in the car and left benji and ving ram's to die i legit would have been like ethan wouldn't have done that just just wouldn't have done that so it's your scene doesn't work anymore well it's the most logical move if you put yourself in his shoes no it's not about being logical it's about him assistant as a character yeah i can't believe we're we're patrick willams right now can you believe it yeah he's not he's not acting logically he's acting consistent with his own character it'll be genuine weight by showing us that genuine he's using all the keywords guys remember if you want to prove a point say real actual genuine legitimate all these words help your argument it's not pulling any punches and let's face it this guy does not have the body of a super spy he looks like he'd rather be here because he's the tech guy he's not how we can throw in some more fat jokes these are just such inspirited i know he's not i mean let's let's flip this he doesn't have the body of a super spy well you wouldn't fucking suspect him of being a super spy now would you why do you take that big mac and shove it up your pie hole on the way to the bank yeah nailed it nailed it hitting the buffet killing him off right away would have added a whole no it would have been terrible all of his suggestions i hate them but the whole point of the movie is the one life the one life is what matters and that's what gives ethan the edge point of the movie so if he killed him then what the point what would simon peg have done he would have been like hell he's gonna shoot me too just either just shoot me get it over that way layer of tension to the movie because if they killed him off maybe they'll kill off elsa or maybe even simon peg maybe why do you want everyone to die why do you hate these characters why do you hate this movie stop trying to correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure that none of the major imf characters have died in the past three movies i hate the argument that they don't die therefore bad no and he just pointed out that one of them does die oh fuck yeah he's just pointed who has only had what ten minutes of screen time oh and another film but fucking we'll just ignore that two films two films wasn't it he was in uh i can't remember if he's in both but it's i'm double checking i've had to i've explained it before i i really like what they do with the the arc if you will of what alec baldwin is in this universe and how he dies really clever and it's another thing that you just i was sad yeah it makes it really sad when they're like hey you're part and it gives us it gives us like emotional like we care about tom cruise getting the bad guy um it adds that to it you like lagged out a couple times they were saying oh i was i was saying um that it was kind of sad how they did it because um they're like hey you're part of the team now boss and he looks happy about it yeah and he says right at the beginning i've transferred to take control of the imf even though he was the guy who's trying to bring them down in the previous movies because he was proven wrong and then he's like and what you did in the prologue you consider that a mistake i consider it your strength the fact that you'll take this single life over the rest like you'll is and he's like if anything it'll save my ass and it's like a joke but then later on he tells him to go and let him die it's such a nice moment and it's it's just like it's such a ball about it would be better if it wasn't in a movie at all like i said every fix he suggests just damages the film so what's so strange is that this guy's intention is to try and make the film better and then as we explain the ways that it would make it worse we're just finding new and new things so good because of the things he wants to take out i'm pretty sure that none of the major imf characters have died in the past three movies apart from alex baldoin who has only had what 10 minutes of screen time in this movie plus it's looking like he might be back in the next movie anyway everything that happens to alex in this movie was alex suggestion really yeah i'm kind of bummed he died oh really great thing about movies there's a two-year gap between right five and six so seven can start two years earlier that's true he didn't he's not going anywhere that doesn't that doesn't mean he gets resurrected if it's a prequel yeah it's a force ghost no that he's complaining this like he might not even be dead it's like no he'd still be dead he'd just be in a prequel did whatever all of these characters feel bulletproof which just accept the ones that die yeah except for alex baldoin herbs to lessen the movie's tension even more characters are one of the most important parts of any movie we expect yeah sure variance the movie through them and christopher macquarie knows that how do you balance storytelling with stunts it all comes down to character and story first that's that's the thing that gives it the heart and soul of the movie and that that really has to take on those star wars films for you asshole i'm glad he proved it with mission impossible fallout he just didn't implement it correctly or at all when you mentioned didn't implement it correctly or at all all of these flaws together you don't get a thrilling action movie your collection is literally like two things that we deemed fair enough but kind of nitpicky so just like he he made me feel sad when alex baldoin pretended to die yeah yeah good job you get a boring pointless mess i don't think anybody would describe this film is boring you it'll be tough it's not boring he was bitching about how many action scenes there were and we should cut them out but we but there's too many action scenes but the film is too boring but there's too many action scenes but the film's too boring fuck movies like just you just can't get over the fact that he's right okay get over it mission impossible is a bad movie not a terrible movie not a flaming pile of garbage just a bad movie that in the end will only be remembered for being that one movie where tom cruise dangled off of a helicopter this is a bad video not a terrible video not actually no fuck it it's a abysmal video and it won't be remembered for anything but having terrible points i'm happy to help contribute to that just like ghost hashtag i was there one movie where tom cruise dangled off of a building just like rogue nation is known as the one where fallout will be remembered for being the fucking awesome mission impossible film i don't think anybody's gonna pick a specific moment from it and say that was what it was yeah man i um i don't know this is a solid one and it really holds up here's from now i can watch this again compare that to mission impossible three which is where the series should have ended that one sticks out to me as being the one where he tries to save his wife it's a good movie saying it's a good movie doesn't mean fallout's bad move on it's easily my favorite movie in the franchise because it was from its very conception a movie first and a stunt show piece second ethan hunt is dangling out of this car because he has to if he doesn't stop the other car and come make that argument for anything a fallout yeah he crashes his helicopter into the other because he has to um he's running away from the police because he has to it yeah he has to be killed the fact that tom cruise does all of these stunts on his own is just the cherry on top of the movie rather than its sole purpose it's a great action movie and i don't know that explosion looked like it might have been cgi i don't think they shot a real also i'm pretty sure this is tom cruise he's been in another four mission impossible video sorry sorry are you saying wait all right mauler are you saying that are you saying that was a cruise missile yes i'm also saying that he's been in a movie before so this is kind of redundant at this point like why even make movies this is what the other one and i said to achieve but i don't think things are going to get much better for this franchise i think it's hit its peak because i agree with this impossible fallout i think it may have hit its peak because just a couple weeks ago it was announced that we're getting two more mission impossible that makes me happy that makes me very happy one in 2020 or 2021 oh wait 20 maybe they're doing these side-by-side like making them side-by-side yeah let's go to the rings one right after the other what i like is that it's all the same team so they're probably going to be taking the solemn lane story further yeah like i like the idea of having this big series on okay go for it it's like a tv show in movies it's which is something that's happening normal mcu apparently it's the same guy directing them too yep i'm very happy to hear this how many both of which are being ridden to the seventh and eighth installments and we're like and that's still really good yeah normally by the time like three rolls around we're like please stop stop what are you doing stop no no the first one was good stop and directed by the same guy that did alien but it poses the question what'll tom cruise dangle off of stop it too please maybe a chuchu train maybe a submarine what if he physically smuggles himself and the rest of the cast and crew into north korea that'd be a pretty crazy stunt whatever they decide to do next i just hope that it has a somewhat interesting yet simple story with a little bit of character development maybe a sense of fun that you never make another splash of self awareness another video we'll get that it'll just be tom cruise saving the world again another attempt at trying to overcompensate for how short he is and another opportunity to cash another check that's what helps him fly across buildings so far yeah but the thing is it's like he makes it sound so cynical but i get the impression that everybody is keen about these movies and yeah yeah tom cruise isn't doing these crazy stunts and learning how to fucking fly helicopters because he likes it because of the money he's already rich it's all because of the money because he's short it's the reason why he would have done edgy tomorrow as well you know it's not like oh i want the money i want to make this good movie he already um he i mean he already said that they didn't actually set out movie so maybe that we can do it i want to be wrong about everything i'm saying you are wrong about everything i have some good news it's getting tired and so am i but that's all i got in this video guys it took me longer to make than i anticipated but i did have a blast i didn't have a blast watching it man i don't actually have alcohol in this house well because i think i dumped about 250 hours of my life into this video and i'm almost certain that young sanders doesn't look all that skinny himself with some kind of sand oh i see where you're going with copyright thing with the way youtube is right now so sharing this video around and helping the channel grow oh i don't know i i don't like sharing videos that are spreading bad ideas yeah oh my god i think i want you to leave this video thanks for watching and i'll see you guys in the next one oh is there a way to delete other people's videos no it's uh so yeah that was that was that we did it i'm actually impressed that we battered it uh pretty bad that was a that's a that was a 40 that was a 46 minute video gentleman and we didn't get into it until like an hour and 40 minutes 40 minutes into the screen we got we got two two memes that uh i'd say so first one oh boy i'll send it to you guys now i think i think rags will particularly like this one oh they're a pretty awesome piece of fan art hey it's going to look awesome man it looks oh we're playing alien's colonial murray oh god yeah we look so upset we got we got kylo ben in the background we got the Thanos the last jedi little star killer figure anything we got a little we got a little frog fringy wow what's on my desk i can't we have a frangy what is that i'm oh my god the ceiling fan is a porg you got a star killer base up on that shelf too yeah it looks like we have a we have a blu-ray of the last jedi what does it say tag it's still in the box i can't read that still sealed haven't even opened i can't read what's on the e-fat poster as well yeah uh maybe someone in the chat will know there's a video as well that i haven't actually seen yet but it looks to be a meme video that was quickly made during this stream oh more and they they said that it's uh it's a bit rushed but let's check it out anyway you're a frog now fringy i just pointed it out i didn't i mean that's how jj biggs was born all right everyone fringy's new name is frog oh oh it's a cotton of rhino milk apparently on the oh okay but yeah so i've got a shit ton of super chats kermit but anyone is free to do as ever they wish it's it's that time of the day um so uh i'm just gonna get to reading them because the the faster we do it the better right there's there's a few um okay so wolf have you seen the polish witcher series um i saw clips of it on youtube and it looks really awful so i'm not gonna watch it but uh happy useless daylight savings time i think yeah we're nearing that in uh in britain now i'm not sure yeah it was i yeah so i woke up this morning and it was like wow i i know i got really high last night but i didn't think i slept in that oh my god i changed the time of the world uh hello hello guys first time catching from the start hello geo wolf hello efap has returned to surprise to be sure but a welcome on wolf is there a way to get an early version of your book what i don't know they asked if there's an early version yeah yeah like a vision that's early no okay uh captain marvel was a structural mess the end sucks yep uh i will make a video eventually it's coming in more i'm gonna make an in-depth review on k kingdom hearts three inspired by your longer reviews i was wondering if you have any advice don't have much editing experience the advice we always give out is just keep redrafting and structure it and keep notes like it's kind of hard to give you more specific advice you'll learn video editing a little bit at a time i'm all pile up yeah like you'll find there'll be like a thing you need to know and then you accidentally figure out something that you then use for the rest of that's what i do is if i want something to happen i'll just go to youtube they're like how do i do this and then i'll learn how to do it and that'll just become another thing i know how to do now i am the someone said uh someone said the princess and the fringy frogman an account called toto the table said i am the table i am i am i am what i i'm not sure i get it captain marvel was great because i got to look at women of course and we put our hands together for the green people representation and captain marvel i hope you're happy for any yeah there's no frauds in it oh yes girl slay i'm glad captain marvel raised awareness for the horrible sexist oppression of women being barred from driving go-karts at the county fair that's yeah uh there's a joke going around that's like batman's history his parents were gunned down in front of him or his mom wasn't the very least but i think uh the idea being that you compare it to captain marvel which is when she was younger she was in a go-kart and then her dad was like hey you're not supposed to be doing that because she's a girl i guess there's lots of that in her little montage where they're just like you can't do it because you're a girl it's like wow you got a batman watch his parents get yeah but captain marvel she couldn't drive a go-kart that one time uh have somebody you i can't i can't read that who don't who don't i love how they space it out it's forgets uh i finally managed to get here on time i think jj rumors will be the most inconsistent character jj's not gonna be in the film idiot finally any of you see captain marvel yet i couldn't because i have to pick up the plain milk after taking my existential dread to the airport love you guys yep we got a whole bit on it at the uh the front end of this stream um a wolf in your acrimon video you called kingdom come pretty could you elaborate it looks pretty it's a it's got good graphics i am three hours into the game and there's been like no gameplay yet so i don't know what else to say other than that it looks pretty uh am i the only one who thinks the island in the last Jedi looks like a shoe seriously i feel like calling it shoe island i don't know i can't remember if it's shoe shaped i don't know that i call it a shoe i vote for all characters being inconsistent that's the easy choice do that gotta vote for one specifically love all you guys can't stay for the whole thing but we'll catch up on moola i've been watching rags for years and it's how i found all of you oh i've been working oh right that's southport i've been working on a response to this video on fallout it's estimated to be at least 70 minutes long and 50 minutes have been edited already dude i'm surprised you managed to make it 70 minutes because it took us a few hours oh boy hello future me who will listen to this later well that's from uh spooky too spooky for me there you go any of you play dmc five who's your favorite character yeah uh who's my favorite character what from a gameplay perspective it just says i guess characters uh well i mean dante is my favorite character as a character the options are emo kylo ran or the second black power ranger right so it's actually for real though for real dante is my favorite character but from a gameplay perspective i'm kind of toss up between dante and nero because they're both though admittedly i'd say probably nero is more accessible like he's he's clearly the the character that uses you into it but uh yeah i'll have to replay it some more times uh hey muller you're gonna do an unbridled rage video on captain marvel it'll be an unbridled meh streaming during smash summit finals god damn it i didn't even know that was happening hey muller i recently watched the last tgbp and i got to say i'm disappointed falling asleep after four hours long man ain't that long after all huh i was up late only four hours it was a plate i'm not up late today well technically i am in normal people's time but you know gotta let it out gotta let it out all right what do you guys think of captain marvel i think i need to talk easy as cameo was a bit much that doesn't happen i was about to say is that yeah i was about to be like is that actually a thing that happened yeah that's genuinely one of the surprise me muller captain marvel praise when that's not gonna wolf read wall breaker by sanderson it's free on his website and it'll make us your in oath bringer make more sense oh man i haven't even started the way of kings yet i want to get through the wheel of time books before i start any of stormlight archive and shit why would we deal with sanderson when we have joseph and in his books yes thoughts on monkey jones coming on e-fap and the edie article on quinn um we'll try and get mumkey jones on here i think at some point i don't see why not and i gotta go real quick get something right back okay uh as for the edie article on quinton i just thought it was really funny and i like that it annoys him the anime i recommend is the first season of psychopaths ever seen matt colville's video on star was in the last year i disagree with some of his points but i agree with disney films undermine the ot i actually enjoy his perspective it's just that i find he's wrong on a few things but i guess that's normal like this pretty much what you could say about any good content creator now here's some money to help support the comry sovereign maybe all people find freedom in the ground more like yes thank you we will escape the evil english finally with that donation more loving your tfa critique would you get your footage from blu rays if so what is your exact process i'd like to improve my video essays they're just rips of um of blue rays you can you can get there's lots of little programs that allow you to rip your own uh blue rays if you have the drive um literally if you google it you'll you'll get plenty of advice or programs exactly what to do or how to do it um but yeah it's good i think it is really good to have visuals that match what you're saying it just helps solidify your point or at least have people follow what you're saying you know if you're doing long man content then it's good to have them follow instead of falling off completely uh so many thumbnails with artha morgan's grave shake my head you get it uh you've played red dead redemption two what they were referencing was i think i brought that a lot of uh videos have spoilers and so what he's talking about is spoilers for red dead redemption two i'll probably forget it i'll never get around to playing it oh wow i was gonna say yeah i guess uh apologies um i love i love your second tfa video rags two hours and 20 minutes of excel let's keep up the good work keep doing it a while ago some guy named gin reyna wrote a 108 page response to the plinket review for phantom menace defending the moving criticizing plinkets methods anybody familiar with it or have thoughts i've not read it but i would 148 pages i would total it's 108 pages what he said but i would totally read it when prepping for now analyzing that's that's weird phantom menace if i if i get around to tackling that i'd like to hear a defense of it slice and dice dangus heads or to put it in terms for you might understand slice and doys thoughts on companies pulling michael jackson content due to the defamatory documentary it was already disproven in court years ago i've not heard anything about that uh yeah you you know the uh leaving or something it's like a documentary that's meant to be like an expose or something uh i'm not i haven't seen it but i'm not convinced i would just say that much about the whole yeah yeah i haven't heard of it but yeah i'm not in a position to talk about it really mc five is so good i'm currently on mission 13 now some criticisms but nothing crazy well you're not you're not done yet man you still got like another seven or eight to go you got out like all of that but i understood you uh fringay needs to return and he has i'm sad about jarred he had his internet taken away from what i've heard yeah it's probably a good thing i'd say yeah who knows i would say that jared probably shouldn't be on the internet anymore i just wanted to say you three sorry fringy and the e-fab has helped me out recently i love you guys also any chance of covering the shit show that is captain marvel yes coming soon to a youtube near you glad to see rags didn't bib himself after watching two marquess brownlee videos lost love tfa part two mr rags keep up the good work in the aqua map video was great frig daddy g wolf while comparing new vegas to metro you said new vegas had a stupid plot and bland and lifeless characters qualify please i'm pretty sure i said that about fallout in general which when i say fallout in general i mean after fallout two because that was really the last time i liked a fallout game because three is garbage four is definite garbage 76 i have not heard anything other than the fact that it's garbage and i think uh new vegas is overrated i don't know if i said that specifically about new vegas because i don't have a frame of reference for what quote you're taking that from i think that i don't like the characters and i thought the plot was boring most and then i don't like the gameplay of new vegas i'd say it's the best out of everything that came after two but uh i mean that would i'd need to go so much more in depth on that and i would need to write a script and i'm so tired after eight hours rags i really like the new part of the force awakens video everybody's joined up on that just watch the new captain marvel movie my review of the movie oof mm-hmm hey guys i saw they shall not grow old by peter jackson yesterday and i was wondering if any of you guys had seen it and if so your thoughts about it i've not seen it i've heard of it but i haven't seen it i heard good things about it though yeah i should we should watch that uh to clarify wolf's comment on his was on his best and worst of e3 2017 video he is more of my money i guess that was uh that was a video i made two years ago so i don't remember what i said about it all i remember is that i remember you said in e3 2018 oh that is smash uh that was your that was wrong by the way wait you cut out on all of that can you repeat that you said you weren't interested in smash you thought it looked bad and or something like that well i wasn't interested in any nintendo games because i don't own a nintendo console and uh you need to fix that man well if you want to give me four hundred dollars i'm not gonna buy it for you though well i'm not gonna buy it i don't learn about your money man i i'm not more responsibility i'm spending my money on a vacation i don't care about nintendo ah man that's that's wrong i got better games on my pc i'm not buying a switch for two games two games hmm how many do i have i don't like none of maybe h bomb meant left and right like actual directions even though that would be done because things can be in front instead of left or right yeah i'm pretty sure he meant politics but even if that was it it would be dumb to an e-fab on my birthday and a nascar race shit if only i didn't have to work to deal with right now and then this would be the best they ever uh fair enough uh does that mean h bomb is anti-vax um i would imagine he's pro vaccine but he yeah he'd probably consider that a binary of being right and wrong welcome to pinot shea helicopter safari's communist ride for free uh did h bomb again not actually watch the room what you'll find with his people for lack of a better word is they'll say the room is objectively good as a comedy because people laugh at it while it's objectively bad as a drama because people don't get invested in it or something like that because that's how they use the weird objective based on how people feel is the most retarded use of it ever so they would say the room is good if you look at it as a comedy uh that would be the justification if that's what that's about sorry i would say the room is objectively good and every conceivable absolutely it's a one billion percent film i enjoy the work you guys do i look forward to watching this later excellent hey rags hey rags enjoy the tfa critique part two thanks i worked really hard on that took me a lot of a lot of editing that's where that's where they get you what's interesting is i've done four of the cameos and you two are still not not in there yet and i just it's going to be funny when you finally pop up and be like oh shit yeah we did a cameo for this it's been fucking ages uh love all these e-fabs from all have been a pleasure watching them over the months keep doing what you do and can you give me a best impression of Darth Vader saying i am your father love you man i'm not going to embarrass Darth Vader trying to do that off the cuff especially without being able to play with it look they should have just cut Darth Vader out and they slimmed down the film a little bit i felt like he was forced in like you know just a nice easy watchable 26 minute long movie we didn't need the battle either you know because it doesn't go anywhere they lose what's the point cut the battle of hoth cut digba cut the chase with the asteroid thing and cut baspin and you're left with the most important arts i don't know what they are but they're there okay it's fine hey mola when you upload gadelb don't let your e-fap crew watch you should just put it on e-fab and have them react to it also how is marvel man they will be able to tell when they're watching gadelb this is an actual video it's it's pretty fucking obvious uh and yeah marvel was shit captain marvel i mean wolf over 12 000 movies come out in 2018 how many have you seen to justify saying there weren't many good movies yeah okay i'm not i'm not taking into account a bunch of i agree bringing in wolf we just cutting out all over today not me though okay i'll repeat it i'm not taking into account a bunch of art house movies no one's sounds like your internet connections coming from an art house art house movies don't matter i don't care about them sounds like your comedy's more like an outhouse at this point you're diametrically opposed to fucking yms it's like art house doesn't matter a new well you know i the the more yms videos i watch the less i find myself agreeing with him we need to have him on now to hash out this movie discussion we need to tell him why he's wrong i'm asking you wolf are you willing to give acriman some leeway for being a dc fanatical superhero movie no tim pool did a rant on captain marvel could be guessed i would not be against him guesting on e-fab if you want i would love to have tim pool on i'd love to talk to sim pool yeah yeah you can come on anytime yeah uh wolf that was cool watching you play video games the other day cool yeah i got i got scared really quickly hashtag kick j oh what's the fine line between identifying something in media as a reference slash homage or a straight ripoff the topic briefly mentioned in more than most recent reviews big fanny wick is tough i haven't specifically explored exactly what i identify it that would have to be on a case by case basis yeah because you know when you see it there's a there's a tough to break all of it down have loads of examples of how it how it works it's like um it's like the smell of weed he's hard to describe but you know it yeah yeah you could never you may you will never have smell weed or in your life but the first time you smell weed you're like that's weed and then you're just like man i'm hungry now gotta get myself some doritos and then you run out of the house and you're screaming and you run the aliens try to kill me that's not how it works yes it what are you talking about gosh wolf hasn't tried the best weed clearly no no he's getting away from the weed because he's a good christian boy and he's not going to partake of burning the devil's lettuce hey rags picked up imintide two on your recommendation but having a blast if you still play what's your favorite class i play cnf wagon ass is the most specifically unchained man first they add australians to siege and now efap has them as well i know sorry about that um i am three turned me off the mcu no really it did i'm a yeah i wouldn't blame you for that i'm and three pissed me off to no fucking like fucking terrible y'all have inspired me to view media more critically i've actually started appreciating good writing more because of this i've been planning on starting a review series of my own thank you the best result i'd say we can get out of efap right outside of making people laugh so uh that's good stuff man good luck uh my opinion is probably wrong sorry wolf but i thought captain marvel was okay not amazing not terrible just okay probably need to think on it i i haven't seen it i was gonna say wolf hasn't seen it uh i'll be interested to see what you think of all the criticisms i have in my video i guess but i i'm not gonna say it's bad um i defend just got a mauler i defend all but black panther and captain marvel there's a couple of other ones you need to put in this iron man three four one and two hulk yes finally a jojo efap meme has anyone seen jojo yes it's fucking great very fun just by a couple plot holes here in there i've not seen it i've been told that plot holes don't matter bringing have you seen jojo bizarre no oh well uh it is rags and i have the same shit it's from destiny one not two oh destiny the game i thought when they said destiny shit they meant destiny the guy oh who would put his face on a shirt and wear it in public i don't know small people small people in balloon piss hello all by bus libs wolfy bag action scenes strung together so it's a movie yeah let us praise a la together you get to look at the girl cop perfect he was stuck between a car and a mailbox not sure oh and oh right right speaking of yelch and i strong recommend green room yeah there you go uh you may think it's hard to make a plot holes in mission impossible fall out from whole cloth but actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience i don't think he made it look hard because he was like oh fucking this just happened words are just mouth sounds that we define with ideas we debate the meaning of tongue and teeth noises i spent money to say this watermelon all right money was born for the porn god smut for the smut throne praise slanesh what is your favorite 40k faction come come come come come never played 40k i haven't either i don't know enough about the factions to really know quite yet bring uh no i don't know that much i'm friend like a little i don't i don't know i don't know enough about individual factions uh hey mailer have you seen the newest video by now you see it on writing women thoughts great work as always uh all of you and make more videos rag i should have a video oh i say that um it is fucking 10 46 p.m because we've been streaming for about seven hours yeah uh so i know at the beginning of the stream it's like yeah i have the time and energy finish tomorrow and now six fucking hours later i'm like i don't know a nap sounds pretty neat uh and as for now you see i've not seen the video on writing women but i find that title amusing i don't know here's how you write women mauler if rags is trying to kill wolf and the only way to save him was to kill rags would you be fighting what you hate or saving what you love well it would be impossible to kill me because i'm uh absolutely yeah if it's a situation where guns are involved i don't think i'm gonna be winning i feel like rags is probably gonna be able to defeat both of us oh i'll just stand out on the open be like and my miserable things please i've been waiting for this day for so long i'll just wish you i'll just i'll give him the rose line you'll he'll stop in his tracks i'll be like rags you're killing what you hate instead of saving what you love and i'll give you the vase line and you can um get rid of your chapped lips and dry hands i agree with that senior mauler will you be blessing us with an outrage video for terminator genesis i appreciate your videos sir wish you all a pleasant day yes 100 yes and i want to do it right quote unquote i will be spending a long time figuring out how to do a terminator rage i can't imagine me be getting any more angry than that i was asked in the discord yesterday uh people were talking about whether or not tlj or genesis is worse and they were like let's ask well uh they were like i'm pretty sure he thinks tlj is usually i was like no it's genesis it's genesis absolutely genesis i like i can't believe that we actually had watched genesis and this is this is actually worse than tlj genesis is the worst oh should i i don't think i told the chat this story i know i told you three but um i know about about the friend so i have a friend who loves terminator more than anything in the world he thinks terminator two is the best movie ever made i don't agree with him but i understand it and that's a very good movie to you know to think to put up on that pedestal when i and when i say that he is a mega terminator fan i mean he is such a crazy terminator fan that when he goes to when he comes to my house um the way he knocks on the door he does the terminator know that duh duh duh duh duh and that's how you know he's there um that's how much he loves this movie after seeing terminator genesis i was like man i need to show my friend this so i don't know he's not tapping the battlefield theme duh duh duh duh duh because he doesn't do the duh duh at the end maybe it's just really subtle no he's he's specifically told me this but anyway so he he didn't see genesis because he was like i heard it was bad and the trailer made me think it would be bad so i didn't watch it and i was like well we're gonna watch it so we got about 15 minutes in and he doesn't talk much during movies um but he makes expressions with his face that as opposed to expressions with his shut up his hands anyway so he we got about 15 minutes in and he looked very like he wasn't seeing a movie that should exist halfway through the movie around the point where it's like john connor's he finally said something and he was like i don't know if i want to watch the rest of this movie anymore and i was like no we have to watch the rest of and we did and at the end he was a little quiet then we got and then we smoked a little to you know get our thoughts a little muddled and then he lost his mind and he basically for all intents and purposes went on to say that terminator genesis is the movie that ripped his heart out and stomped on it over and over and over again and i was like oh man i i killed my friend i felt really i felt really bad after that because he he really loves the terminator movies kind of squeaked away you know because it's the fan base of terminators just not big enough to make a big stink about it but it's it's terrible yeah it felt so bad it was like wow it i just did the equivalent of like bring his child only it was with terminator so yeah uh there will be a video eventually and i'm just gonna take my time and make sure i do it right because it too many is someone i've loved since i was a kid and they fucking destroy it with the fifth one um fringy has become the sad pepe i'm pretty sure he's a happy fralgo rags i'm not happy yeah rags you're selling out for doing videos that are less than half and less than half an hour long jk i actually like game reviews do you have a review schedule when we can expect a new one once every one every wednesday on exclusively games jesus christ you're doing them weekly yeah they're only 10 to 15 minutes so for me is like insane like only 10 to 15 minutes it's a little tough to boil it all down in 10 15 minutes but you know it's i'm learning how to make normal person sized videos it's a yeah i'm on a 12 i'm on a 12 step program to being fucking normal it'd be a short man um i think i might have to go to sleep back that's okay i got you man i'll be right behind you yeah we're not gonna be much longer yeah do you want me to wait around it's completely up to you if you'd like i'd say we're gonna be another like 10 minutes probably yeah then look it's okay if you leave we're gonna not respect you anymore if you do that's him what's ten minutes i want to highlight so that subliminal origami said t3 kill terminator ages ago no no no do me three is bad do me a four is still kind of bad too uh terminator five it didn't just i'm not not trying to be tonal here it didn't just kill terminator it literally erases it it no longer exists and when we say literally we made literally literally there is no two day i wanted two and three and four it's it's insulting and when you see denaris playing sarah connor it's like what happened who thought this was a good idea yeah as as annoying or offensive as terminator three is it's just so much better than t5 t3 has like the ending 30 seconds and that's that's still better than anything in genesis oof anyway hey wolf what do you think of the new designs for some of the mutants in metro exodus for everyone else what kind of computer should i buy oh um big strong fast handsome i'll go into it in my video on exodus which i'm working on but it will be a while i like the designs the only ones i'm not a big fan of are the zombie ones that are pretty much just the ghouls from fallout which i thought was kind of lame but the rest are really good and as for a computer it's kind of tough to explain what you should do just buy parts best value for the money you have in parts yeah and look for advice online i suppose the best value for money is to go to craig's list and something and buy somebody else's or hell you can just go to pc partpecker pick out the parts you want and that'll show you a bunch of websites that match price really on a budget people will sell their good computers for very very reasonable prices they ain't got overhead and for the most part they just want to get rid of them whatever reason i spent a couple grand on my desktop and i'm not gonna have to upgrade this thing for quite a while question for you guys what's the best scene in thor 1 and why and no the ending credits don't count i was gonna say when you know it gets dropped into that black hole i think it was the was it the thorough shower scene i was i'm i think i like just the family drama with odin thor loki so like probably probably a big speech to each other toward the end or when odin first cast him out i like those bits i like the the title card and nothing else well there you go he said he couldn't use the ending but you can title uh the second before the ending molla is it true the room is true are you a thick supple boy i can't you can't say that about yourself someone else has to say it what works to the rules will will you e-fap on school of movies last jedi video i mean we can't do them all but i've not even heard of that one so i don't know maybe one day i don't know this guy's video is objectively good because it convinced me to rewatch fallout after e-fap yeah never all go everybody who's seen the film and watch this just go watch it again just go do it now that you know we haven't seen it but definitely see it complex movie bad make simple like kitty cartoon mm-hmm fringy the frog oh fringy read scythe and you're talking about a gym butcher book uh i'm just not a subject of grim reaper in the room oh that could be a that's well scythe that's what it makes me think anyway yeah if captain marvel gets the final blow on thanos i will be pissed as will we all i think most people will be actually perhaps aren't gay that's the statement reminds me when razor fist said horizon zero dawns will suck because they started with the robot dinosaurs first and then everything else later i've not played it so he did say that yeah he did i remember that's a bad point i mean there are definitely criticisms to the game and i don't as much as i don't like razor fist i actually kind of agree with that point to there are a lot of things that it weren't well developed in that game there was a lot of potential like i really like the gameplay i really like the visual music is fine there's some good tracks but most of it's kind of samey most of the problem with it is that the story is really really lame and the characters are buddies they're just blank slates with some of the worst dialogue i've ever heard yeah i mean it's got problems like from what little i played i didn't play that much of that i completed the game twice so okay well you liked it enough then i guess i mean i i really liked playing it but the story i mean my second time through i literally just skipped all the dialogue because the game is so boring to sit through and listen to all the characters uh yeah i still haven't played it but i feel just good uh rags i mean i enjoyed a gameplay wise so oh so they said rags what about i an a y e does that count as a sentence i yeah like saying i like yes no ragas does does i count as a sentence like when you say i to agree with something like a y e what is the subject in verb i don't fucking know dude i know i gotta leave to work a nice shift have a great rest of the stream guys thank you mc muff chicken flipper thank you mc chicken flipper i learned about sentences back when water was wet oh hey fellas have you checked out a channel called terrible writing advice i've heard of it and i've seen one of the great men yeah i can't think of any videos from him uh he basically what he does is he he basically talks about a specific subject and the advice that he gives is very sarcastically because really all advice but um it's framed as good and whenever he brings up actual good advice he then like dismisses it with some other shit advice it's great so yeah you got you got to watch it man good uh ethan francisco said did you see h bomber guys post about moderation it's like oh go go back six hours is fringier cooly parry can he tap the poison it's not a type of frog or you're asking him as though he knows so i would know that you guys this is interesting you guys should see a movie called the hunt from 2012 especially wolf because the protagonist gets into a similar situation to what wolf has to deal with um it's a film i have seen it's mad mickelson it's um i'm not gonna destroy i'm not gonna even say what it's about just because of the fact i'll probably get you to watch it but it's it's interesting to me because it's such an unknown movie with such a high rating so it's really well done and um i haven't heard of it yeah i'm just gonna leave it there well i i will make a note to uh yeah there's so many movies we gotta watch we gotta watch hot rod we gotta add a trilogy again we gotta watch what we're we're gonna watch uh whiplash under what whiplash yeah traffic flashers traffic thunder i haven't seen that one yet you haven't seen what sorry whiplash all right yeah we'll get to that um i gotta go eat with family but the current rate of this video you guys will still be going in two hours here's another question if you guys played spec ops the line how much of an awful person do you think you are and how do you feel about how it weaved gameplay and story but it did it i uh i think it does it extremely well because it takes advantage of the that it's a video game to make you feel a certain way it wouldn't work in any other medium wolf come on you like to gush about it do it like gush about what back off the line oh yeah i really like that game they said what do you think of how it weaves gameplay and story oh very well there is a point where i died and there is like this loading screen and you know how like some games will have like like a quote or whatever or like some game tip instead of that the loading screen was like do you feel like a hero yet no oh yeah i love that one that was so good yeah i was i i would look back i like looked introspectively and i was like this game makes me feel like a bad person i really love it though what i love about it in particular is that it doesn't tell you when a choice is happening you know you only figure that off i definitely want to go through and like try and intentionally make different choices that's co-op we should play it sometime oh yeah we could do any um i bet this fucker doesn't like john wick either this is a good chance have you seen how to train your dragon hidden world yet uh i have go ahead wolf give a quick thoughts on it i liked it i liked it more than the second one i i still think the first one is the best visually it is the most gorgeous animated film ever made hands down it is unbelievable what they accomplished music is great voice acting is great villain is i mean he's better than the second movie but he's still not anything to get worked up about um i'd say it's like a really good seven out of ten i enjoyed it um catching cavill wouldn't have mattered anyway this is the same bad argument as finn's sacrifice being pointless because luke showed up later anyway i've not even heard that argument but it's not even an argument it would have mattered if he caught him it would have uh do you guys know that the co-writer of star wars episode nine with jjs chris terrier writer of classic films such as justice league and batman yeah but didn't he also write it like i'm pretty sure jesus i don't know what fringy you want to restart oh sorry uh i know that that do you want to restart again uh wait oh no he hasn't really uh wait no he did on go free cutting out uh we'll forget it forget it then uh please make it stop one day a channel was created by a youtuber named the dishonored wolf he loves ranting but if he loves one thing more fight and round the world i get it yeah i challenge you to uh to a rock-off jack saint mola my brother made e-fap art put on his twitter for you his account is gavin minrose seven check it out would mean the world to him that was the one where we were all playing aliens it was very good very very much uh i can already tell you how avengers is gonna go captain marvel's gonna file a sexual assault claim on thanos and since we need to believe all women he'll lose i think that'll be subversive mola really enjoy the reviewed videos you're making for exclusively games have some money yeah i know me and uh me i've been getting along with that channel it's interesting making videos that are like below half an hour and stuff i think you guys should check out echo if you haven't seen the video i uh i really do try and make an argument for why it's good rags you should make some videos for that channel i reckon yeah good stuff right on it i want it if i can make a suggestion for e-fap video discuss silent hills a hill with dying on from gaming bread it's really kind of bad unfortunately i've got no connection to silent hell as a series like i know i i know so little about it i mean i played like the original a long time ago but i barely remember any of it yeah we're the wrong guys to do it unfortunately uh best case scenario what's cms role in endgame uh worst case scenario best oh best case scenario she's not in it they tell it to do a thing that requires to go to the different part of a galaxy and she does it by the end of the movie and it helps something she does that thing that lois lane did in man of steel where she turned a key a little bit and that was it like literally i don't want her anywhere near the movie so i just have it they go we need the gloom and loosh bloom to be able to access the area in which we need to go and she goes i'll get it in the meantime you guys collect everybody and do whatever and they're like okay fine then she comes back and gives it to them she's like wow that was exhausting i need to go away now that's just just that go away uh do you think the kree is what Wakanda could be the more you think about how Wakanda evolved as a society the less it makes sense uh but the kree could be what Wakanda should be but they decided to have thatched housing shoved into their fucking are you saying that a bunch of black people should be like aliens no i'm suggesting that the black people would have been advanced if not for being black it's it's not racist at all by black i mean wearing dark colors i don't i don't mean this skin jeez when you when you wear dark colors it makes you stupider proven it attracts the sunlight into your clothing and that'll uh send delta rays into your skin which attack your brain cell synapses it makes sense if you think about it the wolf to buy nintendo two dollars i don't know okay uh just another 398 amola love your apex legends review yeah no i've worked really hard on that it's one of my favorites recently that tf a critique was horrible though what the hell rags yeah rags you can explain that shit dude um the final uh aardvark is a um graphic novel that is set in the cinematic universe of um have you seen white chicks what the fuck are you talking he's in a different podcast right now it's the second it's the second in a series of film adaptations of and we're nearly there uh you guys think it's possible to objectively measure so bad it's good films in a way similar to how you judge the value of a comedy or do you think so bad it's good is strictly subjective uh i think that is subjective you see i think so bad is the idea that it's objectively bad to the point of giving you a subjectively positive experience right so yeah it would be subjective the lion's story campaign isn't that's gay where the line is for you is subjective but the things that make it up can be measured objective that's a case by case basis to the water the water in the cup you can measure objectively but how big the cup is until it overflows that's on you that's on the cup that's on the cup and what what should be on the cup is a shitty cups okay because white chicks is the best cinematic universe the cinematic universe of white chicks is what yeah hold on white chicks is the best cinematic universe that fringy started wow nice ring i like your role i like your role in white chicks yeah there's not any movies out there where a green frog can pretend to be a white in a sorority you really fill out that costume anyway this is what happens to us when we're coming for this i'm sorry like i'm i'm legitimately i'm i'm trying to keep focused it's when nearly there would you smoke an homer an homage or a ripoff brand of weed no have you heard the tale of lord jarrod the wise i thought no it's not a story an intellectual gaming community would tell you it's an efap legend i don't get how yms a tragic story now i don't get how yms could so casually gloss over so many of the problems in tlj well at the same time having an in-depth analysis for movie no one is ever gonna watch or care about amusement he's weird yep he's very weird sure you can explain that i like how i i want to know why it takes him like several months to make a video when his job is to make reviews of movies watching movies most of the time i'm not even kidding he sees like an insane amount of movies which is good as a movie critic but i don't know it's turned his palette inside out at this point like he's weird i don't know oh wolf i'm not going to be making any videos next day wolf i'm working on a video i don't i didn't say that you ever said i'm not going to be making any more videos i mean i i said in my my follow-up to aquaman that i don't have a plan for when my next video will be or what it will be on but that was when did i release that video like was that almost two weeks ago now we'll say a week well i've i've been really working hard at metro and alita so yeah it's been don't work hard yeah so you didn't deny it it's a definitive true but that's that's the end higher to deny it that's the end of that um um beautiful selection and amazing that's that's a long e-fap we did it under eight hours that was the important thing because if we had cut over yeah and that's still like basically a whole working day i know i mean uh thank you to our guest groggy daddy jean have you ever taken a shit that makes you tired please subscribe to his chanoral he might actually release a video i think i think i had to make a video make a video for any um either way it's been wonderfully exhausting if anybody has actually been here the whole time oh oh yeah everyone go tweet at jack saint that i want to horn on horn vetty uh debate with him about objectivity i will win do it go go spam him tell him to tell him to tell him to spam maybe he's gonna use that i don't spam i don't care i don't care he can just complain about it i'm tired just spam him tell him to tell baller no when to do the thing back to your fucking self i'm not getting involved with jack i don't have a twitter account well then you're gonna have to make a twitter on you well yeah you're gonna have to get a twitter on your thing just someone tell jack that i want a horn on horn debate with him on objectivity and i will there we go i was he gonna contact you or through smud boy or i don't know just get him to do you know i think jay said he's on friendly terms with him so just tell him to do it through jay that's what they call tell him to do it through jay so can gay porn they it's one on one jay can be the mediator there you go have a wonderful conversation but anyway thank you all so very much for the kind donations and the amazing meme videos i don't know when the next e-fap will be i'll see about if this guy wants to come on now that we've covered his video he's probably not going to be happy with what we said but i mean why don't we uh and then we're also trying to do the old uh the debate between jay and willful come up soon as well probably about arrival so it's all good thank you will for hanging up so long thank you for guys for for last thing as long as you did this thank you for our many time guest rags for coming yeah gammoli it's always fun to have this one guest so was that i arrived when it's ending in fairness it's seven hours and 17 seconds you had your chance seven hours we're tired good night all and we shall see you next time goodbye see you everyone goodbye