Shit New Moms Say





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Published on Feb 3, 2012

New moms are known to have some universal sayings and Care.com has compiled some of them in this funny video that new parents can relate to.

0:00 Do you think she's warm enough?
0:01 Do you think she's too cold?
0:03 Is she breathing?
0:04 I should call the doctor
0:05 Should poop be yellow?
0:07 It's a blowout (nursery)
0:09 It's a blowout (couch)
0:11 Ugh I smell like poop (bed)
0:14 I still smell poop
0:15 You've got to be tired by now
0:17 I haven't slept in weeks
0:19 I'm never going to sleep again
0:20 I'm so tired
0:27 Oh sweetie not tonight
0:29 Where does the baby go?
0:31 What if I just lay here? Go ahead
0:35 We need to get out more
0:36 I can't go out. She'll miss me too much
0:39 Who shrunk these?
0:43 What do you think? Hm?
0:45 Where's your dad?
0:51 I need to eat this, I'm nursing
1:01 Is my hair bothering you?
1:19 Don't pick her up ok, it's tummy time
1:21 She's in the 90th percentile
1:27 Yeah we're on a schedule
1:28 Say Mama
1:29 Yay you're so strong
1:31 Eat, play sleep
1:34 Can you grab my nipple cream?
1:35 Honey???
1:37 I need some help
1:38 Come help me please?
1:39 I need some help, huh?
1:41 We should get a nanny...or a manny

Shit New Moms Say
Created by Care.com
Based on original parody "Shit Girls Say"
by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard

Directed and Edited by Tom Segale, Ivy Creative
Starring Ignacio Rivera

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