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Published on Feb 3, 2012
http://www.care.com New moms are known to have some universal sayings and Care.com has compiled some of them in this funny video that new parents can relate to.
0:00 Do you think she's warm enough? 0:01 Do you think she's too cold? 0:03 Is she breathing? 0:04 I should call the doctor 0:05 Should poop be yellow? 0:07 It's a blowout (nursery) 0:09 It's a blowout (couch) 0:11 Ugh I smell like poop (bed) 0:14 I still smell poop 0:15 You've got to be tired by now 0:17 I haven't slept in weeks 0:19 I'm never going to sleep again 0:20 I'm so tired 0:27 Oh sweetie not tonight 0:29 Where does the baby go? 0:31 What if I just lay here? Go ahead 0:35 We need to get out more 0:36 I can't go out. She'll miss me too much 0:39 Who shrunk these? 0:43 What do you think? Hm? 0:45 Where's your dad? 0:51 I need to eat this, I'm nursing 0:54 SHHHHHH 1:01 Is my hair bothering you? 1:02 SHHHHHH 1:19 Don't pick her up ok, it's tummy time 1:21 She's in the 90th percentile 1:27 Yeah we're on a schedule 1:28 Say Mama 1:29 Yay you're so strong 1:31 Eat, play sleep 1:34 Can you grab my nipple cream? 1:35 Honey??? 1:37 I need some help 1:38 Come help me please? 1:39 I need some help, huh? 1:41 We should get a nanny...or a manny
Shit New Moms Say Created by Care.com http://www.care.com/ Based on original parody "Shit Girls Say" by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard
Directed and Edited by Tom Segale, Ivy Creative Starring Ignacio Rivera