 Hey guys, Frankie, Donald here, and I need to come clean with a few things. I'm trying to figure out why this guy hasn't been working for me, and I don't really know Wait, wait, I've been drinking lemon water every morning, like every vegan says to. And my dentist says it's not good for my teeth, but what does he know? What does he know? As you can see, I've been doing so well lately, but it's so bad because most of my diet is natural sugars. Those are fine, like maple syrup, like honey, like dates, molasses, dried fruits, bananas. They're way different than regular sugar, and I keep farting, and my girlfriend says I smell, but she smells too. She smells too. She dyed her hair blue recently, and her pubes green, to be more in line with nature, you know, like the sky is blue and the grass is green. And it makes perfect sense because now that we're both on a vegan diet, we have so much more fecal matter in us that simulates the earth between the sky and the grass. It makes so much sense to be on this diet as a vegan for help. Maybe some oil from the grease trap, from when I wasn't vegan, fell into the pan when I was cooking. You know what it could have been? I wrote that a bottle of olive oil earlier. Maybe somehow I got my food. Maybe when I shook that guy's hand earlier, maybe he ate a burger, and then I got on my fork or something. Maybe, maybe, maybe it wasn't that. Maybe I just need to soak my almonds for an extra day, or perhaps add five extra grams of sea salt to the soaking water. Maybe that's it. What if I put three dates in my shake in the morning instead of four? Maybe that's it. Maybe I need to get Sicilian eggplant instead of regular eggplant. Or maybe I need Chinese eggplant instead. Maybe that's it. Oh no, I know what it is. I've been using cassia cinnamon instead of phthalon cinnamon. It's a oatmeal. It's a no brainer. Of course, of course the Sri Lankan cinnamon is better for you than the Chinese cinnamon. Oh my God, phthalon cinnamon. Tomorrow is a new day for vegans. Surprisingly guys, I didn't laugh at all when I was doing this. I had a little bit of fun with it, but I've been making a mess of my floor and sugar and glass everywhere. I did another take of this, and I'm going to put that as an unlisted video in the description if you guys just want to see two birds love this.