 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and you reached 112. What is your emergency? What? You need some fun? Well, you came to the wrong place. This is a serious channel about stopping crime. No, it's just one of my trademark jokes. If this was about stopping crime, I would have had to stop myself a long time ago. You seem to enjoy the last episode of this. I'm delighted to play more. I had a blast playing this. If you missed the previous video, don't worry. We're gonna jump in, answer some emergency calls, and help as many people as we can. Maybe we'll even reach double digits this time. Oh my God, all these emails. Fight the drugs crime. Fail. I just ignored it. I wrote that we should focus on fighting drug crimes. I think you have missed this email. Oh, maybe I shouldn't look at my emails. They just make me sad. Negative article. Look, I'm gonna go after this crossbow killer. I'm interested in catching him. Alright, so just look out for signs of crossbows. I'm ready. What? What was that? Wait, hold on. Under attack. He's an aggressive drunk man. I think you can handle him. I mean, I can give you some backup. I got a cool guy on a bike nearby. Operator. Oh, hello? Wait, can you give me more details? Cause like, are they just painting their own house? Or are you talking about graffiti or what? I'm gonna get him to confront him. Look, that sounds like a you problem. I'm sure you can handle it. Isn't he just a teenager? Weakling. You fight that child right now. Try it, please. Wait, it worked? Oh, I thought he'd get beaten up. It worked, right? You know what? Give him an empty promise. That's fine. He'll be happy. I'll be happy. Sweep it under the rug. Just like the drug crime in this city. Oh my God, a lot is going wrong in this city. Oh yeah, there was a missing person earlier. Oh, you know what? Never mind. I got a phone call. I'm busy. I'm one of the developers of the software that you are currently using. Can we talk now? What? Is this the devs trying to insert them into their own game? What is your general... How many points out of five would you give? I think he's asking for a review. I'm gonna give you a bad review for inserting yourself into your own game, you narcissist. One out of five. Oh, okay. What can we do to improve? I'm not telling you. Just hang up. I hate it and I don't know why. Just hang up the phone. Oh, I just ignored another call. Probably just another person looking for a review. Awaiting orders. Oh my God, people keep calling me. I'm gonna turn off my phone soon. Hello, I'm calling from the Marshall Art School at... I think one of my students brain is knee. We need an ambulance. An ambulance for a sprain? The knee looks pretty swollen like a ball. Will you send an ambulance? It doesn't sound very serious. You're wasting my time. Are you serious? You should do nothing? Yeah, we should do nothing. What's the worst that can happen? He loses the leg. You can balance on one anyway. It doesn't matter. It's important to get the knee moving. I'm just spouting out nonsense. I don't know what advice I'm giving. Bend the knee. Just bend it. Force it. Force it the other way. Are you sure it won't make it worse? I'm doubling down. I'll sound like an idiot if I go back on my advice now. Hey, listen, he says you should try to bend it. No, no, no, no, no. Stop it. You cannot do that. Keep going. Keep going. Tell him to try to stand up. Oh, just to check the stability. Yeah, it's important. It's just diverting other units trying to solve as much as I can. Like there's a stabbing over here and I'm on the phone to this guy about his awi knee. He can't stand either. Well, elevate the knee then. I was just trying everything. Process of elimination until it's healed. My next step is light it on fire, so I hope this one works. Anything else? Just wait. I can either say ambulance incoming or just wait. Just wait. Nothing. Just wait for an ambulance. Oh, god damn it. That's the same thing. I didn't want to spare an ambulance. Here you can check the log of incoming radio messages. Wait, where? Hold on. Where do you mean here? I don't understand. This is a lot going on. There's so much going on in this bloody city. We should just burn the thing down. Start again. They're all a bunch of troublemakers. Oh, this person's been waiting for transport for ages. Missing person. Well, why do you need transport if they're missing? Negative. Oh, they found them. Okay. Well, just hop them on the bike. They'll have a blast. Did I do it? Wow, great day. Wait, did I get promoted? My boss is an idiot. I'm pretty sure I escalated a sprained knee into an amputation. And I get a promotion. I hire two additional police units, complete a contract, fight vandalism. Oh, well, I let the last one get away. I just told him to scream at him and he scared him off. Let's see if I can afford more units then. I would like to hire you. Wait, no, you already worked for me. Sorry. I don't really pay attention to my staff that much. Oh, horses. I want to buy some horses. I'm going to buy a police bicycle with the worst driver on the forest. Good luck out there, chief. I want the horsey. Is that objective complete? Yay. I've got a horse and a bicycle. And we're so limited on units. We don't have enough units to patrol the city, so I decided to get a cyclist and a horsey. I'm ready. Ready for the next day. Horsey, I want you to go across the entire city. Let's see how long it takes you to cross the entire city of London on your horse. And cyclists, you go to the other side. They're just swapping positions. Oh, wait. There's someone speeding. Go, ride hard, man. Ride hard. He's in pursuit of sirens on and everything. Come on, horsey. You're getting there. Cyclists hit by a cat. Oh, no. Is that my guy? No, he's fine. I'll send my cyclist policemen, though, because he'll be hard on them. He'll be like, that could have been me. He's losing, and he can't catch up. Why is no one calling me? I wanted to turn off my phone earlier, but now I'm just lonely. Oh, I'm coming from the school yard. One of our trainees just stabbed himself with a sword. What is going on with these classes? He's bleeding badly. Yeah, I understand he's bleeding badly, but the story doesn't sound very realistic. He's there bleeding out, and I'm like, your story doesn't add up. Who are you? I thought it said, how are you? Anyway, how are you? Where did he stab himself? Left elbow on the inside. His wieness? Oh, no, on the inside. Okay, not his wieness. I thought he lost his wieness there for a second. Imagine losing your wieness. Imagine losing that. What would you do without it? I use it like every day. Anyway, it's not an emergency. If it's not the wieness, it's not an emergency. Just drive him on your own. Okay. He's very cooperative. He just goes along with it. That poor guy on the ground. How's that horse doing? He's getting further and further away. If only we had the bike still up there to cut him off. He is going right towards this cop, but I don't want to ruin the police guy's first day. That would really make him look stupid. If someone else just caught him like that. Who's this? Are you looking for a review? It's one out of five stars every time. If you ask me, if you approach me, if you force me to give you a review, it's one out of five. Sir, this is 112. Did you make a mistake? What? Are you high? Are you okay, sir? Oh my god. Okay, I think I need to do something. The last time we sang a song and I helped someone not die. You like music? Yes, he likes music. Ask him about his favorite song. I don't have one. What? You've none? Maybe I could sing my favorite song to him. Killin' him! Is this the same guy as last time? I'm pretty sure it is. I think... I got another call though. I have to... Alright, I'll finish the call. Hold on. I just... That person could be in trouble. He's right around the street. Could you actually help him? He's literally around the corner from you. You're pretty much there. Okay, that didn't sound great. Oh, another call. Don't tell me what to do. I'm gonna send the horsey after someone else. Vehicle theft. Great. I'll send the bicycle too. I just want them to have a good first day. This must be really tough on them. They're not doing well. Wait, there's a bolt in her chest! Oh my god, I was just thinking about horsies. But that's our serial killer. Oh my god. I just listened to one of his kills. Wait, where? Hold on. Slow down time. Where was that? Police unit needed. Hold on. Send all the police. Where's my horse? He's across the city. But he'll come there. He'll come there. Don't worry. Did we get him? Okay, I didn't get any conclusive answer to what happened there. Horsies gonna deal with shoplifting. And the bike will chase the drunk driver. I'd say playing a game of chicken with him. Drive straight at him and he's bound to stop. I've been ignoring the sight of the city entirely. Wheelie been on fire. The bike can deal with that, right? Awaiting orders. The horsey did something. And now he's after a drunk driver again. These just aren't the crimes to be dealt with by a horse. It's not his fault. I feel like I've done a good job today. And I'd have to credit the horse who's still chasing that speeding driver who's leaving the city. Get on the motorway with that horse. Let's see how fast this baby can go. They'll talk about stingray. Stingray? Were they talking about a stingray? I'm in the middle of London City. How did you manage that? Wait, did I get another promotion? God, I'm doing good today. A crossbow killer strikes again. Another atrosis murderer has been committed. A person was shot with a crossbow bolt. Should I tell him that I, like, actually heard someone die or not? Like, that could be a clue. You know what? Then I'd have to type. Just delete that email. Oh, I'm gonna give the police bicycle a dog. I don't know how that's gonna work. I could give him a robot! Give him a robot! For some reason, the bicycle dude has this bombed-abusal robot. And the horse can have a dog. They can sit up on top of it. It'd be so cute. You're getting Ringo. He was the best drummer in the Beatles. Wrong member assigned. No! No, let them work like that. They're partners. Oh, I'm pissed. Why won't you let them have a bombed-abusal robot as a pest? All right, well, you're fired and being replaced by Ringo. Hello! How can I help you? One of the kids might have a concussion. All the kids were warming up. One got hit in the head. Warming up? What do you mean? Warming up? What? Yeah, we have martial arts practice for kids. Martial arts is so dangerous in the city for some reason. Is this the same guy all the time? Is she crying? Yes, she cries pretty loud. I can actually hear her crying and I'm like, is she crying? Tell her to jump. What? What does that mean? If it hurts, it's a concussion. Oh, okay, now just do what I say. Don't tell them why. Is that true? I have never heard that in my life but I guess we're about to find out. I'm experimenting. She's the guinea pig. Okay, she did it. No problem. No emergency then, according to my own logic. I don't know what I'm talking about. Do you want me to send a horsey? Kids love horses. Under attack? What the hell is happening over here? I'm going to send everyone. Oh my God, everyone's bothering me. What is wrong with you guys? If this is a martial arts thing again, I'm banning it in the city. Explain yourself. Don't be in shock, you coward. I'm going to immediately start accusing him instead of trying to help them. You're the crossbow killer, aren't you? Come on, admit it. It's my fault. I knew it. A confession. I'm going to get another promotion. Are the victims breathing? I don't know. Don't worry, I'm sending a horsey as we speak. The ambulance will be there soon. Oh yeah, ambulance. Sorry, horsey is not needed right now. He's just like... Are you seven? Hello? How are you doing? Okay, listen carefully, because I won't repeat myself. Got it? God, you're rude. Should I just hang up? I'm really tempted. You know those expensive Faberge eggs? Some are missing. One of them is in a locker. It will only be there for an hour. I thought you might find this information useful. What the hell is this? Okay, well I'm sending a horsey. I hope he can make it within an hour. Returning to base. There's an ambulance here. All the way. Reporting. Police transport is leaving. Oh, there's so much going on. It's just like I don't want to work. Missing child. Just put his face on some milk cartons. Police transport needed. Just put them on the bike. They're young if they're tagging walls most likely. Get them to stand on like the back of the bike, the wheel, you know, you get the pegs put on. You'd be a cool cop that would teach them about life and show them horsies. Okay, started I think. That was a good day of policemaning I think. You know, except for the choking I failed to stop. Wait, I'm getting like heavy gear and riot gear and stuff like that. Oh my God, let's have a riot. I'm getting a water cannon. Definitely. I saved a lot of money because I was just, you know, adding bikes and horses and stuff. I wonder if I could have one burrow that is like just an Amish burrow and it's just horsies. All right, I got lots of horsies now. I just caught like seven of them. Water cannon, yes. Giving you a dog too because doggies love the water. Okay, what district is going to be horsies only? I'm thinking this one. It's going to take a while to get everyone out there though. It's the only problem. The fire truck arrived to the burning building and then just left. I sent him to the Hornet nest instead. I just think the bigger truck would be more suited to the burning building. So I hope no one dies in the meantime. He was actually, he was resolving it. He had put out the fire slightly and then I told him to leave. So now it's got up in flames. Hello, how can I help you? Would you like a horsey by chance? I have a lot. I need an ambulance. Okay, need an ambulance, but do you want a horsey? I haven't got up yet. Oh, another sore back, huh? Just get up, dude. See, much better. Oh, he's so happy. He's like, ah! I'm so glad it's healed. Ah, another case solved. 112, what's your emergency? You. What? I'm your emergency? Don't. I honestly don't. Who are you? I was hurt by you. What are you, the back man? What? What do you mean? No, I really don't. I've hurt so many people. How am I supposed to remember the specifics? You killed them. Kill who? What did I do? Be precise please. You want me to admit what? To being responsible for his death. I didn't do it. How dare you? I'm sorry I might be. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to be honest. Calm down, sir. Please, take a deep breath. I am calm. I think I got a call on him. I'm going to go arrest this guy. Honestly, he's accusing me of stuff. Fucking coward. Throwing out wild accusations. Don't be in shock, you coward. He's probably the crossbow killer. We should kill him. Just execute him. There we go. We're getting him. He's locked up for a life now, buddy boy. What's this? An abandoned package. Wait, I have a bomb robot. Oh, no. I didn't put it in the truck. I put a dog in instead because I thought it was cute. I've been followed home. She's been followed home. I'm sending the water cannon. We're going to blast him. Thanks. Thanks. After sending a water cannon her away. Oh, look. It's got a little paw print in the seat. Oh, that is worth it. That was cuter than the bomb thing. Oh, there was actually space for the bomb thing too. Well, he seems like he's doing all right. I'm sure he's fine. My girlfriend needs help. Well, you're supposed to be the one helping her. You're supposed to be that shoulder to cry on. We had a fight. Did you win? Our prisoners have escaped in the horsey district. Luckily, the horsies are en route and we got sirens on. We caught them, but we need transport. It's the only problem. We've got no transport on the horsies. I know it's out of your jurisdiction, but send a horsey over here. He's just outside the line. I'm sure the car districts won't mind. They might feel a little bit threatened. I have so many horses to try and patrol this area. Even when I send them out of the district to resolve the situation, we still have to bring a car because he can't transport them. Wait, Violet Gray was br- Wait, no, this isn't me. Oh, I thought it was me getting promotions all the time, but it's like some random people I've hired. Well, that sucks. Oh my God, that guy had a spine injury. The fella I told to just stand up. No, don't give me more. I can't handle more. How are my horsies supposed to patrol the entire area? I know how I'll handle more case work. I'll just do everything half-assed. Everything is a half-measure. All right, this time give the water cannon the bomb robot instead of just sending a guy on a bike to just give it a bit of a kick and see if it explodes or not. Crowd control. Oh, I want that, but I can't afford it. All right, I'll just go on with what I have. I've plenty of horses. Oh my God, that district is massive. Oh my God, oh my God, there's so much going on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh my God, this is so overwhelming. Jesus, it's bleeping everything. Oh, thank goodness to call, what's wrong? I'd like to report a baby in a car. A baby in a car? Well, that's very serious. How fast is it driving? So can you tell how old the baby is? Three, not sure, but it's crying and can't even move. The seatbelt is fastened. That's not an emergency. A lot of child's going to die on my watch. Okay then, goodbye. He's just done, he's done with me. Oh, I just doomed the child to death. Imagine being in this burning building and the fire truck just drives straight past to go to this other bus collision. Thank God, the fire truck's here. You just see it go around the corner and in the opposite direction. Oh, there's so much going on. I'll just take phone calls. I just, I don't want to face the reality that is the city. Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom? Oh my God, let's do a cheeky prank. You've reached 112, Miss. Yes, I'm hurry, Mom. Oh, Sheenee's help. Are you being held against your will? Yes, exactly, Mom. That's the point. Oh, I get you. Wrong number. No, no, no, no. Okay, wait, wait, we got him, we got him. Hold on. I'm with our daughter. How is she? She's scared that she won't be able to watch cartoons. Which cartoons does the child want to watch? These in which the family is kidnapped by someone psychotic, yet later saved by the police. What's wrong with you? Why would she say that? We're right behind him. We're right behind him. We just speed up. Oh my God. I should have said the horsies. Okay, well, we got him. But why would she say that? We were doing so well in code. Well, she was doing so well in code. And then she just gave up. It's like, you know the cartoon where people are held against their will and they're with some freak in the driver's seat? 112, what's your emergency? He's coming. Oh no, it's the crossbow killer. That was a crossbow shot, by the way. That was the noise. You're getting a good pace there. You're very fast. Oh, fucking crossbow killer. Crossbow killer, yes. All right, we need to catch him. Send the horsies. Where are you? Where are you? Tell me. I literally only have a horse nearby. Oh, he's so dead. I'm literally sending like every unit for no reason, like whatever the unit is. I want to catch this serial killer. I want to be the only one. I mean, I don't want any serial killers in the city. Can you look at him? I guess I want a clue. Can you look at him? He's not. He's not? Why? He's gonna get shot. Here it comes. The crossbow killer is a woman. It's a woman. Are you sure? Right, I'm sure. She is a woman. I do distinguish between men and women. All right, don't get snarky with me, okay? We got an ambulance arriving, a fire truck. Okay, that is a good clue. We stopped the crossbow bandit. The cross... The crossbow... There's gotta be a better name rather than the crossbow killer. The crossbow... The crossbow weenie. I'm gonna call him. Look at this. There's so much to digest. And I'm here with my horsies. Least transport needed. Okay, these guys are just going in circles around the corner. They just didn't want to enter the horse district. They weren't sure if they were allowed. This district is lovely. There's never any trouble here. Except for that call I didn't answer. I didn't know how. I thought it was like an old call. There's something. I don't know how to pick those up. It doesn't matter. I'll pretend they didn't call. The stingrays again? There's a lot of stingrays in the city. We really gotta clamp down on this stingray wave of crime. Do a police sting of our own, you know? I'm not good at my job. I just failed. Your reputation was too low. At what point did you draw the line? Was it the building on fire I never responded to? The parental kidnapping? The house on fire? The fire alarm? The broken water pipe? The pick pocket? The speeding? The fire in a park? The civic detention? The grand theft smartphone? The vehicle theft? The speeding? What did you draw the line? What one of these things made you fire me? But that's about it. Thanks for watching and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.