 Hello, I'm a Shattie Chip and today I'm here to show off Doctor Who Road's latest product. Ood! This may look like a balding man puking up some noodles, but it's your best offence against any danger that's thrown to Doctor's way. But that's not all! New Doctor Who Road Ood is also a world-class pat-la. Got a job you can't be asked to do? Get Ood to do it! You want some food or a jelly baby? Get Ood to get it! Need your bottom scratched? Get Ood all over your crack in time! Don't believe us? Listen to these satisfied customers! Oh, I can't get enough of him. He's so cute. Those little dangly things out of his carbon nose. His little boils don't... Oh! Mwah! I love you, Ood! I... I... I love you, Ood! Well, his motor skills could use some work, but otherwise it's a glowing endorsement from me. Ha! This Ood! It handfeeds me jelly babies! Ha ha ha! You're goddamn right, Iron Norset! Ha ha ha! Oh, it's like I've died and gone to... Whatever the time or version of heaven is. Sometimes I like to dress mine up as Adrik, so I can have two Adriks! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Oh, I'll be honest. I'm not really a fan. Well, you heard it from them. Dial the number below to get your very own Doctor Who wrote Ood! Terms and conditions apply.