 Okay, I wish I could take a photo like the person just did, but it's okay. Hi, my name is Valentime or at Kala Miva and I'm having a very good time. This is my first Friday here in a very long time, so I'm getting to meet the Friday officials of the group. I have some serious, good vibes, but I'm going to be high five. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. All right. As you can see, I'm with the main man himself. I hear he's quite the resident on Friday's here as well. What's your name? My name is Kwanzaa. No. I'm a resident on Friday, so I'm going to be high five. Okay. We're about to play a game and I think I've already lost, so I'm going to be high five. Imagine, what kind of game is that? I'm going to be high five all the time. I laugh at anything and everything. And Y-54 Facebook at Y-54 channel on Twitter, hashtag is Y in the morning. So it has been it to make it like two minutes or one minute. Please, do I remove it from my system? Is this a punishment because it may crash? A punishment. Let me say it's a punishment. It's because you guys know very well, I have a lot of sense of humor. Tenakabisa, hi kabisa. And then you want to make me laugh at anything. Now you see we're in trouble. We're both going to laugh. Trust me, if I win, you have a high sense of humor. Tenakabisa. Sasi to check it to Kwanzaa say. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Just get it out. No problem. I really know how to make you laugh. Watcha kwaze it okay. It's Friday. It is the 25th. Januari kukari bukuisha. Hallelujah. Yes. Okay. Is it me? This is the fastest generation. I know. But you see me if I laugh. Is this kwaza last? Is it kwaza last? I have a plan. You have a plan? What's the plan? Many five days. Niki kwanbe it up and you check it. So I know where to put it. Okay guys, I think it's time now to start to not laugh. Smile pia. Smile pia. Tumakada sura wu kuivi. Nata wu kaze sura. Stay in skiamtuna checka. Wait for Facebook. Okay, yeah. Okay, you start here. The funny guy here. The funny guy? So I'm supposed to ask your question. Attempt to make me laugh. Attempt to make me laugh. So is kwaing kwang kuako if you check up? Yeah. Okay. This is me laugh. Yes, that means there's a point coming to you. Okay, tell me. Actually the point is to me to check up. Actually I don't know. But it is very very very funny. An expectant mum. Aki experience heartburn. Is it because the baby moved? The baby sneezed? Or is it a fart? Eh, but heartburn sinafa kuako heart. Ni heartburn? Yeah. Mutu esa wu watumbo. Kuna kitu praya mefanya kuchini. Nia nakuambia kuna kitu praya mefanya kuchini. One of them. Just give me an answer. Okay. I'm a move. He's giving me a look suggesting that I should laugh. I will not do it. It's not funny. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? KFC li kwa po nyoma. How? No, that's not funny. It's not funny. This is your next one to be funny. Moses had the first tablet. Inye aikuwa inako next to heaven. Asin aikuwa na Wi-Fi. Oh. So li kwa up? I don't know. I might look fine, but deep down I really want to laugh. About what? The tablet? It's not funny. I tried to find Facebook. I tried to find for channel on Twitter. Hashtag Why in the morning? So kuna bistango alipata a new haircut. He didn't really like it, but it grew on him. Tuna haircut. It grew on him. Yup. That's what's going on. Ha! I get a point. You are. Okay, fine. He's getting me out of it. Point. Throw it. What do I have? What do I have? Okay, but only your point. That's the tablet? That's just one point. You're combining them? No. I don't know what he's talking about. Letter. Letter. Jokes. What do I have? Joke zikwom. Okay. If you are a calendar, what would you eat? If I was a calendar, what would I eat? Wow. I don't know. What do calendars eat? They eat? I tried fefa on Facebook. I tried fefa on Twitter. It gave me gumome. That's a smile. It was not a smile. I was giving them social media platforms. That's a smile. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. Two, three. We played this game yesterday. It was called Reply Like an Angry Kenyan. Reply Like an Angry Kenyan. I can see it. It was a blue shirt. It was a kafiri. I can see it. It was a nice shirt. I was shocked when I saw it. It was a nice shirt. I was very excited. Rada? It was a nice shirt. It was a good shirt. I was excited. I couldn't say it. I couldn't say it. Mikiwa kwa maikitama, maikiwa kwa mo nisha. Nyi, maikiwa mikiwa mikiwa mikiwa mikiwa. Nikiwa mikiwa nito. Maikiwa kwa maikitaha. Tastumiaja, mikiwa mikiwa. Mikiwa mikiwa mikiwa. Mikiwa... Yumia, iti nia kuha wpeti. Arapazani kuma, hia kunkini. Ni naapatu niputibutima. Kayyo, nikiwa kwa. Nikiwa kwa kwa. Naikwani, kwa maikiwa kwa maikiwa. Nikiwa kwa maikiwa kwa mikiwa mikiwa? Kwa maikiwa kwa mikiwa. A fish with one eye. One man fish. Fish. There's no eye in there. Without an eye. Onani sumboa. Okay, so ati in those times where people were mummified and all these things, what nimesha to bosseri? But it's okay. Who would Pharaoh talk to when he's sad? Ancient. This is an ancient story. Yeah. I never have been fresh. What would you talk to? No, I'm just kidding. Ha. Umecheka. Umecheka. No, that's... Umecheka. No. Umecheka. No, that is a... Tutu. Tutu. No, no. That's thoughtful. But for Facebook. Ati hei head tandi ka. Tutu no ismika. You don't know me with kicheka. Na su kicheka. So you prove yourself for... Aya, who did Pharaoh talk to when he was sad? Mali, so what? I'm a ribu job. Jo adekwana job kwele. It's okay. Okay, boost your voice. Thank you. I need you to boost your voice. That is you smiley. It's a smile. Bust. Bust. Bust. Bust. No, we have a talk. Do I really even need to continue with this? Okay, three, two. Can you relax? Three, two. Yes, we have two. Ha had two already. Three, three. Asha ni ambiya. Who? Ha. All right. Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because your heart is not fixing it. Because it's pointless. Ha kuna point. Like it's broken. Ha kuna point. Pointless. Ya. So you know you don't have a point? Uta kuja kuangun yongi yongi asha evo. Khalifa? No. Una ni insight. Ni insight. Me from my side, ha kuna. So those are points. White fefa of his book. The game is getting intense now. How does a lion like his meat? Like his meat? Ya. Like? Ya. Like it double tops? How about? Achu usamba. Teka ni lekaji. How does it like it served? I don't know. By licking? Roar. Like rare, medium rare. Roar. Haar. Simba? No? Simba? Achu usamba. Uwa radi jokzango. I saw you. Look. I'm supposed to. I saw you. Do you realize you're smiling right now? It's not a smile. It is a word. It is presenter persona. It just comes immediately. Niki shanza kusima witu kuza social media. I have to start smiling. No, so difficult. So difficult kusilebret kama umi frown. Please laugh on that. Laugh. Loud. Yes. Four. Four. I get four. I get four. You get two. Okay. Why is it that akuna gambling march in Africa? Atuna peza. We don't have money in Africa? To bet. Maybe it's because we don't have... Maybe it's because we have a lot of cheaters. Oh my God. Who are your people? Who do you hang out with? Ati, there's no gambling because we have a lot of cheaters in Africa. Yeah. I look fine, guys, but deep down, it's okay. The next one. Are you ready, sir? Yeah. You're ready, you're sure? Bring two. I'm actually lacking now. I'm just here now. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Ignorance and apathy. That's it. What's the difference? Ignorance is ignorance and apathy is apathy. You can't define the difference with the own word definition. I'm trying to play safe here. Okay. Yeah. All right. But I don't care for the difference. It's a joke because apathy and indifference. Yeah. Exactly what I said. Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? Crook who stole a what? Calendar. The crook who stole a calendar? Yeah. Muizia liba calendar maze? No. Ha ha ha. I get five. No. You smile then. That's big and satisfied. Ha ha. You are smiling. No. That's the sixth. That's the sixth one. Nwawe unakawntaji? Yeah. Like who can smile? No. You know the problem we need? We don't even have a judge. The person we need to judge is a Chinese guy. Hanyoni bia. Yeah. So. Wako saidi ako? Uwe kubali tukushindwa. Manome seti. You're smiling right now. Khalif, I'm smiling. You know the problem we need? Once you say meisha. Good boy. You're doing it. I don't know what you're talking about. No. You're smiling. What happened? What happened? Then you come back here. Those are two smiles that we have seen already. You can see another one. Am I smiling guys? Look into my eyes. Am I smiling? Breathe on, breathe on. But you had your blood. Okay. I'm a cheka so I must acknowledge that he has left. And then for me. And somewhere along for him. So Muzi Monyaliba kalenda. No, I didn't hear about that. He got 12 months. Like, yeah, 12. In prison. Yeah, because the kalenda went to 12. Yeah, a joke. And how many days? Mm hmm. Niva. Long. I'm winning. For all those heras out there who said I could not win this game. I'm glad you're watching. At White Fair for Facebook. At White Fair for Shadow Outfitter. Hashtag is wide money. So nimeshenda. No, it's because you knew guys knew very well. Ni kuna sense of humor. And a deep one. So I win. Yay! This is a punishment. I can't bite. Result in the easy. Where are the results? Tutenda High Court. High Court? Hmm. Form 16A. This wasn't fair. Ni kanaji za golf na, na, na, na. Nimeshenda. Utatoka, you said? You're talking about gold posts and holes. A-a. Utaniam bevo. Yes. Pada you kona three. Saits off, because you know. According to the results up here first wait. At ya, apparently I have five, you have three. Who says that? The people up there. The judges. Yeah. The higher powers. When you guys didn't see, I could smile less for you. The tablet and the... I'm sorry, dadi uleo niku gumu on the Friday, you've never met someone like me. Nakulam hot. Ya, ya, ya, ya. I made you check up again. No, you're already down the committee, I gave you, I gave you, I gave you, I gave you. Yes, acceptable. How does it feel having been beaten by somebody who... Who doesn't have sense of humor? Now you're too happy. No, niku gumu, niku gumu, niku gumu. Ya, dadi, dadi, dadi, dadi, dadi, dadi. Between us, I'm the comedian here, you're supposed to be, this is all in the catching, in the laugh, how may I share? Na, sufanya kazi. No, sufanya kazi because this was planned by... You guys really wanted to kill me. Awww. Okay, let loose now. All of it. Okay, say something funny. No, I don't have anything funny. I always just laugh. No, me, me, me, me, me slide in. What? Me slide in. Hai, hai, hai. Yes. Uko na slide juna mti ten, situze. Me slide in. Exactly. Yes, please enjoy. Please enjoy. Na slide in and then I displayed and it's funny. That's it. Wait, I don't talk this way. It's funny. Yeah? But let me ask you by the way. Ask. Rutsu za huma ina kongani, niforil. Rutsu za huma. Yeah. Because now I can see you're trying to shoot something at me. I'm trying to shoot something at you. Rutsu za huma na kongani. Because it's something to do with... I have jokes. But trust me, what I believe me, pain is the funniest thing. It's the truth. Especially when you can laugh at your own pain. Now niko hapa or live TV. I can't rusha some painful stuff. Kwa kwa because man it would be funny. Uto kwa na lalapa chene. Ebu rusha painful. Pain. No. I can't. Yes. All the jokes heaviest, the best jokes ina kwa nga lazima. Zaku roast maze. Lazima mtua mi. Hapa na. Yes. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. Like you asked me a question. I'll tell you the truth. Somebody a kiyangu kapa chene. Sorry, but I'm huge. Boop. Baka tohisa uti. Onapaka na yona kwa. I don't know, yes. Na yona na yona. I can see it clearly. Gosh. Man that thing is funny. But now you see the first reaction in jidakwa na. It's not like. Are you okay? No, no, no. You're not lying. No, no, no. It's the truth. It's the truth. For real, for real. Mania's thing about it. Like now. Now that you know me, sindio. I happen to know kwa melangoyako. You may have some sense of humor. You see that. I happen to know kwa melangoyako. And then the first thing, kifungu melangoyako. Okay. Me ni mo rusi. Clearly. But you happen to see me with a black eye, as in darker than what I am. Yes, so I'll just see one eye. Yes. You won't see the black eye, but you'll see. Aukwa na mimi kwa, kelab pa lili gongwe yungumi. But I'm sure you'll see the action like, pa. Buddha umerangu wa. That thing is funny. You see that. The first reaction will be like, hmm. No, it's funny. Tain is funny. Can I take pictures of you later and make memes? I've just started generating memes. I don't know. This is now funny. You just make faces, alafunde capture alafu. I'll just say the results later. That is what I do. That's what I do. And sometimes I... Negano. Really. Even funny faces, the funniest faces, if you're imitating somebody, it's painful kwa ke. Oh gosh. It's like a punch line. That's not what they're called. Punch lines. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, we gotta go now. Time is running out. So give us your social media handles, maybe. Of course, you can... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... We're wrong. It'll be painful kwangu. Okay. It depends on the followers. Why are you making this complicated? Answer the funniest way you know how. How many grams make on your Instagram? Okay. You're laughing at me because I look stupid. No, you look so innocent. You look so stupid. And that is the pain. I'm sorry. That is the pain. It looks so good. Instead of calling on ya, oro ma you see. I'm sorry. Oh, I give you a hug. Shorty. A color miwa on everything at V. V DJ Khalifa. Wait, pretend to boy, yeah we can? Yeah, we can, yeah. Garisa dinsato. Then Monday, Tuesday when it's day palette bohontaw. Yeah. Alafu, Sunday is tender. Apu, you take a music video, yaa? Yes, yes. I'm a baby, I'm a bear. And I don't know what I'm using for my videos. Yeah. I don't know what I'm using. No, no, no. I don't know what I'm using for my videos. I don't know what I'm using. guys at white two five four or facebook at white five four channel twitter hashtag is white in the morning thank you so very much for being with us on this free style for right day my name is at kalamival please do have a very good weekend don't drink and tweet please it's not healthy yeah be safe see you and i see you