 Alright, there's been some rumors going around that I wanted to spell. Ready for Scop Killers is not on Twitch. We would never abandon the airtight scripts and production values inherent to our YouTube videos and disrespect them with hours-long let's plays. We just wouldn't do that. We haven't streamed a day in our life and I swear to you that we will never stream as long as we have a creative bone in our fucking bodies. On Twitch, you will not be able to find the hours of fluidly dynamic content of psychedelic or psychological deep dives of two best buddies berating Pogons while straight up dispensing mad unholy wicked kickflip real-life truths that you clamored the Rifted Capitalist's plan for. I swear to you that it's going to be as dry as my mother-of-his-gina moments before my primordial insemination. You will not find us on Twitch. We were meant to be seen on youtube.com. Click on the link at the top right to go watch us how we were meant to be seen with concise, dense conversations, mature, in-sea 17-ray comedy genius, and with the tightest professional grade video editing that has graced your pathetic disgusting mortal fucking flesh. I'm telling you dude, we are not on Twitch. God.