 Disclaimer, this video is not meant to trash video girls. Obviously I have elements of the stereotype. It's just poking fun at it and literally no one cares how many scrunders you can fit on your arm and how often you use the hydroflag, okay? This is just a fun video. There, don't be mad. Hi, bitches and fellow brainy mouthful shoppers. My name is Frederick Chan. I am a proud, dedicated Pinterest user, 35 millimeter professional and advocate of the fuck this is gonna take forever. Today we're gonna be talking about how to become, how to experience, how to live the life of a VSCO girl. Male, VSCO boy, VSCO. Oh wait, I'm not laughing right. We're just gonna jump into it because I gotta run soon. My glossy package is arriving. It should be called VSCO instead. Oh my God, make me the CEO already. This is my current favorite essential reusable metal. Save the turtle, water bottle. I only put cold water in this because I'm baby and can't handle low-chrome water and there's an herbal tea infusion, which oh my God you guys, I get this tea from like this hole in the wall place right in Brooklyn, New York, it's called Ivana. This is my swell that I only put hot water boiling water, like scalding my throat right now. Love it. It has lemon essence because I'm a pretentious ass bitch. I only have a few scrunchies. Where's the lilac with a hint of chartreuse color? I love getting these scrunchies because I like filling my arm with as many as possible to cut up the circulation of my whole arm. Oh my God, and this color is so good. Yes, I spent $25 each session at SoulCycle before tax, fees, tip, and pruning of sparkling water. Have you ever heard of Rex Orange County? He's kind of like this indie artist that not a lot of people know about. Only my close friends do, but it's okay. I'll sing some for you guys. I have to spread the VSCO love you guys. Like we all have to start using filters that make the sky look neon blue and then our face look orange like Donald Trump. I have this metal straw and they also have this metal straw because I literally drink everything out of them and plastic gives me cancer and then I can't fill up my arm with scrunchies. Lovin' is easy. You got me fucked up. Do you have a Polaroid camera? Because I have three. Have you even experienced what it's like to have a glass boba straw and I oop. Oh. If you don't have at least three scrunchies in your hair at all times, don't talk to me or look at my glossy boy brows. I wash my face with LaCroix. I mix my mouthwash with LaCroix. I wash my hands with LaCroix. It kind of tastes like someone had lemonade and it's a sparkling water. But like in the good way, if you know what I mean. Have you guys ever tried a 35 millimeter camera because let me tell you, it gives this effect of like I'm vintage but I'm living in a modern world that doesn't appreciate vintageism so I'm bringing it back but it's really expensive because film is expensive but it's okay, B&H has me covered. I must have mom's credit card. What? My skin has to be doing a hydra at all times. I love drinking naked smoothie because they're so healthy for you since they only have 53 grams of sugar inside of them. If I ever need to cool off, I just found myself with this really small plant that I found and it basically makes me feel like Cleopatra except I'm gaining it. You can get this at your local Urban Outfitters. They have them on sale and if you do, you should also buy the cup because it has like titties on them and I think it's a good aesthetic. Lululemon leggings are three Ls that my mom's credit card is willing to take because guys, athleisure. How many stickers have to be on my 15 inch MacBook Pro Touch Bar, Mac Zika Bites in order to make others jealous? Oh my God, how many VSCO photos does it take to fill up a MacBook Pro with Mac Zika Bites? We should try that out as a challenge, VSCO girls. I prefer to intimidate people just by showing them my MacBook Pro cover. Have you been to Chacha Macha because it's so good. I love paying for overpriced lemonade. All Robin Contents are the only backpacks I know. I have this pin and I have this pin and then I got this pin that I thrifted. Oh my God, guys. Did you know I thrift because it's so amazing. I love going to Buffalo Exchange and I have over 20 pins which is much more than what your knockoff Polaroid camera is worth. Guys, pure Vita bracelets. Give it the times. Shit, I gotta start wearing my Birkenstocks with my fuzzy socks. Goodbye, hot girls. Summer, welcome fuzzy sock season. I'm not like most VSCO girls. I prefer Converse over Vans. I fucking hate bitches who show up their stuff just to prove they're better. These are the Doc Martens that I thrifted for only $220 and I put them closer to the camera physically just to prove that these are more expensive than you and I'm better than you, Instagram girls. VSCO girls, unites! We stan Brandy Moho because they love gay people too. This shirt may be one size but it's okay, it fits me over size to the point that it's like, it's my boyfriend that I don't have because he broke up with me today someone else who was a better VSCO. I don't wanna talk about it but it's perfect size. I recently got into this up-and-coming brand called Glossier. I don't know if you've heard of it but I just have a few products I wanna showcase. This is not sponsored but if it was, oh my God, my skin to literally melt off because I would be so happy. I only have a few products. I only have like a few bags I wanna show off. This is the Glossier Concealer that when I put it on it literally moves my skin to the point where like, if I just do this really quickly, it'll just wipe off. This is the skin tint that's basically oily water with like a touch, a smidge, a demon, a demon bit of pigment in it and I love it because it covers absolutely nothing. Why don't you have stickers on your laptop? It, is it new? Is it a rental? Here, just take one of mine. I'll get another one from my mom. This is the Glossier Boy Brow and when I put it on it basically makes my eyebrows so messy that it's like, I'm a model but I don't care, but I'm trying to tell you that I care but like, I don't care too much. Right? Picture the wet and dewy look like 24 seven. These are my blushes. I only use a tiny bit. It's just like a natural flush that's coming from within the layer of oil that is my foundation. This is the Glossier Wouter and it is not, I repeat, it's not a powder. It's so different. Wouter and powder are like hydrofloss and swelter. They're literally not the same at all. Have you had this Vaseline yet because it literally smells like mango? Oh wait, it's Glossier Lip Balm. It's just a little bit, it goes a long way. You literally don't need... Harry Styles marry me now. I just hope you know, this was not my idea. My friend Keanu told me to do it. Okay, guys, ready? Please buy the Halloween merch before it goes away this month. I literally bought a LeCroix and Vaseline at midnight just for you guys. Now you know how to be a real VSCO girl. I really don't want anyone to be like genuinely offended by this. It's just meant to be fun. I don't know why, but suddenly I got all these requests to do how to be a VSCO girl after I did how to be an E-boy. And you guys should know it would be like this because I like poking fun at things. But just talking about the realistic side, if you are a VSCO girl, don't give a fuck about this video. Like, be proud of what you are. I have VSCO girl stuff too, okay? It's nothing to be ashamed about. It's an aesthetic. Throughout time, aesthetics have changed and evolved. You literally have the 60s, the 70s. And you know what? VSCO girls are nowhere near the level of E-boys are because at least they use metal straws and try to save the planet. I'm not even gonna front. I like Glossier too, so like, not judging here. But just occasionally it's fun to, you know, poke some fun at the trend, like do a little nudge, a little push push. And I hope you guys like this video. I don't really do this stuff anymore. And it's so fun, but my room is a mess. Oh, I also have a coming out story, but it's not really a story. Usually at the end of my videos, I would do a coming out story, but this time someone DMed me and wanted something different. They wanted to use my channel to come out as gay to their friends and family. So to Cedric's friends and family, I am proud to say that Cedric is gay. Hope you guys give him all the love and support that he should get. And this is the end of the video. So if you enjoyed, give it a like, leave a comment down below about what video you want next. Subscribe to my channel for more amateur content. And I love you guys and everything is lesson three.