 Hello, hello, hello, I'm Philip Magnus and today I'm going to play a brand new game. Rather, it's new for me. It has been out for a few months. It's called Icy and it is a major game. You follow the adventures of darling little Icy here. It's a 2D scrolling game and it is also a game where you're constantly asked to do different things rather to go forward. But you can choose not to and things will happen accordingly. Let's see what this is. All right, so I have zero money. That is problematic, given for me. Oh my, all of this looks very, very complicated. Never mind. Let us move on. J and I, can't I like, you know, rebind? Right then, so I cannot indeed rebind the keys, which is unfortunate because J and I are wonky keys. All right, so consumes a dash. Lovely. Wow, that is really quite fun. How did I dash again? You? Oh, all right. Oh, it is then. Right then, this is mind-shatteringly cool. If only the game didn't stutter every few seconds, but I'm only certain that when an enemy attacks, press O to dodge then L to deal huge damage. I really need to get me. All right, I'm still kind of learning this as I go along. All right, so L doesn't always work. You can only press it when you get a prompt to press it, which is I suppose, fair enough. I like how this tiny robot is following me along. This guy sure hits hard. I feel like I'm missing something. Well, I've got $70, $17, so I might as well die happy. It's also a really, really nice looking game. The backgrounds fit terribly well and the character. Look at her. She is gorgeous. Welcome to Silent Hell. I see what he did there. I wish to know why OY can only press L. Hold J to absorb energy crystals that appear. All right, that is massive. Damage increases as you absorb more energy crystals. Jump and dash to overcome obstacles. And what if I wish to go true? Oh, okay. Kind of funny. Well, I go. All right then. Location lost woods. Well, that is not at all too worrisome, is it now? Overload J holds vertical cut downwards and J. All right, this is the very well known vertical cut. Each stack will do more damage as your combo increases. I got that on my own. Thank you very much. The moon. Look at the moon. Really quite like the moon. And the music. Oh, uh oh. That's how we do it. Whoops. I almost missed that prompt. Oi, how did you dodge that? Bloody mania. Whenever you see one of those signs now that something awful is about to happen. All right, let's just take care of this one with extreme rot. Oh, Oi. Why did you leave? Oh, here you are. Are you going to shoot me with your little machine guns now? Uh oh. All right. You don't like me much. I was kicking your ass, so I will grant you that one. But when we meet again, uh oh. Well, that's what you get for installing Asian games, isn't it? I see. I had to actually press in enter. I like this. Repair failed. All right, another enter. 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This game is going to be bonkers. I can tell that from now. Oh yes, please show me more of these eyes. They are not at all creepy. Oh, that is, that's me actually. It's a recording of me. Why thank you. I take these myself. Best of the time. But nice to have someone else do it for you. Makes me feel like a star. Are you magneto? Yes. It's a helmet, mind you. Do you prefer more? Oh, did you take off the mask? No, I haven't taken off the mask. In adventure, a battle is more important than sorry. No, I would say no. Oh, easy. Well, guess I fuck that up. Follow the leader in the middle of a dark, quiet room. Filled only by the sounds of humming machines, a figure floats, suspended. She, I see, has no memories, no past. Memories to her are not important. I'm pretty sure that I have, if I had pressed exit, something else would have happened. Her existence only serves one purpose, to kill Judas. Of course it does. Oh, that wicked devil, the bringer of the apocalypse. No matter how many difficulties or obstacles she will face, I see understands that she must accomplish her mission. Isn't that just heartwarming? Destroy Judas. In the darkness, I see awakes. No, I'm going to hold enter. At first, she seems unwilling to leave. Well, her helmet is a simple stasis tank. And thought of venturing out to kill Judas. It's not enough to arouse her interest. Exactly. I have no intention to kill her. Uh-oh. Do my words mean nothing to you? Or do you simply not understand what I'm saying? Oh, wait. I know, I know. Actually, I see hasn't woken up. She's just dream that she's awake. Like that movie, a dream within a dream. Exactly. I had one of those. She's inside someone else's dream. Just now. I will probably only wake up when Carcosa appears. The black star always rises. And whatever it is, Carcosa. Once isn't enough, I suppose. In the middle of a dark, quiet room filled only by the sounds of humming machines. Oh, so we are going over this one skinned. I feel like I've heard this somewhere before. How unusual. Oh, hey there, Judas. Well, I suppose she does, then. Oh, fine. She does awake. But why is there an arrow in the bloody air? All right. It shall be easy. Ah, bloody hell. I screwed that up. I really, really need to get a controller. I'm mashing that J and pressing that L. This makes me feel swell. Is she now? I won't lie to you. That doesn't seem like being at peace. Rather it seems like the exact opposite. But hey, who am I to judge? What Icy feels is not like I am Icy. Ooh, I'm Icy. Sounds like a wonderful name for it. Oh, what an utter you might. All right, something that can hurt me. What? Something that can hurt me a lot. Your attack prompts are really irregular. All right, starting to get them. Right. And just find out a quarter of my... No, no, she doesn't. What? How did? See, it is not the only way unless unless you wish it to be. Oh, I do enjoy me some button mashing goodness. This kind of my preparation in a way for playing another cat Katana wielding rather sword wielding girl like robot like person in front of Icy. She must carefully jump across. No, she mustn't. Icy slipped and fell. Icy fell again. God, are you so clumsy that you can't even make it over? Whoops. All right, I guess I should stop now before I die horribly. I mean death by swamp. And that's that's something. Can I? Oh, nothing else happens. Oh, hello. Can I upgrade now? Let's see. Brutal blade JJ JJ J I. All right, we shall take this one. And is the only thing we have got money for. So it's JJ JJ J I. All right. Oh, I'm an agent. Icy arrives in the moonlight forest in front of her waits. Dah-ha. Wait, where's the bridge? That is a very good question. Wait, is there something back now? I'm still in awe of just the magnificence of the background. Trees absolutely detailed. Very beautiful colors. Yes, so is absolutely amazing. I don't want to fall. Whoa. I don't you one of the bosses, mate. What? How did you come in here? This something's wrong here.