 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb the first episode of the new year happy 2024 Jimmy Zach Welcome back to the new year new year new me not bad, right? No Well, let's get into it Jim. Have you have you seen this one the sports? That's I that's me David Ortiz three two one five and a half. Yeah, kind of Jim gender reveal Congrats the big poppy having a kid by the way David. Yeah, right? Is that a common name in Dominican Republic? He swings and misses you've seen this gender reveal just never with one of the best hitters of all time There's a nice celebration afterwards. They kind of ignore it, but Jim. This is huge huge for all the unathletic guys That have gotten bad pitches From their misses and miss it miss them because Ortiz gets jammed here. It's not a hittable pitch But you can't take remember that one can't take never there's a couple videos where the guys take they're like hey Hey, are they trying to catch it? It's an exploding ball. You can't take he gave it a big swing. Oh, yes He's David Ortiz. He's David Ortiz. He's got a bunt it. Oh, you gotta make contact though Yeah, and he didn't people were saying he's too old to have a kid. He's like too old I'll show you he's trying to hit a Homer I am happy for all the loser dads has something that I'm probably on a path towards. Yeah, don't do this So I'll do it in my own privacy. That's what we did. We just read the envelope I still want a baseball to be a part of it. Oh, hold on Who the hell is this? Is there an almost breakdown almost to break down featuring Rangers goalie Jonathan quick three two one ten. Yeah, that's a great Yeah, it's America. Yeah that the team USA goalie Jonathan quick He's old 37 yeah from Connecticut playing on the Rangers makes it. I'm a Rangers fan. I knew that I knew you knew that he makes a save. I didn't ask the office. He makes a save here Jake It's really nice pushes it the one way and then They have an open net basically and the crowd. This is why like the crowd starts to jump up and quick saves it Not with the leg you think back leg with the peeing dog Yeah, it's normally a celebration of mine, but for him. He makes the safe I watch this and then I tried and I I'm not watching I tried to do it Hmm because I think it's his underlay on the table right It's this way on the table feel like we don't use the table enough. Yeah me Zach Look at you two old frogs on the table Think it's this lake right that's normal. We've seen that I believe it's this way I think you're right, but he gets it all the way up. I can't do it. Good mic usage throughout. Yeah, I'm good at what I do Zach insert this face later in the show No, learn now insert it later add next up more sports speaking of ads go buy something Shop John boy media dot com. Yeah dot or eBay. I've been using eBay a lot lately It's a base back dude. It's a fun time So shop dot John boy media calm or a day apps kind of fun. You can like barter a little bit that hits like Like my ancestors bartered so much and money It's true $2, I'll give you my shoes I Jim in more sports a Chinese chess champion was stripped of his title after being accused of pooping in a hotel bath tub You really like this story. Yeah, I get serious. This is bullshit What does shitting in a bathtub have to do with winning the chess match? His name is Yan Cheng long three two one We don't want to offend anyone so they stripped of his title what name a champion right now Out loud name them name a champion see biscuit shit in his bathtub 100% could the amount of poop change your mind. No, there's no amount of poop No, this has nothing to do with what he did on the field something else is happening, right the dude shit himself And now they're stripping a title. We're missing something here It's nonsense if someone from the CXA if they could reach out and tell us we'd like we need more Okay, okay back back to the sports. Oh that was the sports. That was the sports We're doing not shit awesome in a tree another story that I don't I don't not following this woman found a possum in her Christmas tree And naturally you're thinking of like Clark Griswold and she cut down a tree and there's a possum in it But it's a fake tree. Yeah possum just kind of perched exactly where you would want a possum to be if you were to take a picture Of your possum you had an ornament of a possum you put in your tree. It's right where now the headline I like said possum caught in Christmas tree after sneezing and I thought That's funny because possums hide anyway, I think this possum story is fake Oh, it's a thousand percent because the tree is fake a tree There's no video of the possum sneezing if you are actually that scared your instinct isn't to take a video and post on tiktok And I want you to listen to the last note with the pain in her voice in the tiktok and you're an actor I'll have you close your eyes in a second. I am an actor. So I know eyes closed. Yeah close your eyes I don't leave my doors open Then the article say that she called for animal services. She called a friend who's dealt with animals Oh, the guy who owns the guy who owns the possum What was her job social media person? I think so I think that's the other like Yeah, you're challenging it. I thought it was like a red flag both Did we give out our employee of the year? Usually is the employee of the month every month Which you'd think for the year maybe should Zach be employee of the year comment below how many comments I'm gonna have to hand count and proof 300 comments that say Zach or employee the acts my employee of the year Period and your employer the year now. There's no employee of the week. Oh last week was off Everyone had vacation Santa holidays no employee of the week. No Santa. No Santa. No Santa. No Santa Acting Once again, this episode is brought to you by eBay No shop that's our immediate calm Jonathan quick from Connecticut. We went to college with his sister. We think yeah, and she told us she's like, oh, I'm Jonathan quick sister and we're like Nice, you're in a really long blue dress I have a really incredibly weird graphic memory, but we were sitting on the couches In the dorm room of James Hall as I was called. No, not James. Oh, had where were you in our James hall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah when you would be on shift We would just watch sports in the lobby because we're hanging out with you right and she walked by we were watching Hockey game. It was a pretty cool flex like we were watching hockey just being like dudes She started watching and we're like, oh you like this team. That's what she did She slow played us. She slow played us hard. She's like well, you know, I'm just a fan We're like, okay, and she's like my brother's a goalie like oh Nice