 Something that I deeply appreciate about all of you is that sometimes you allow me to make the videos that I want to make Hi, welcome to me time a long time ago on our twitch stream I had a green eyeshadow palette and I was putting it on my eyebrows and my lips And it was really fun And I've always tried to think of a way to make like a green screen makeup video But I honestly what I want to do is just completely disappear into my green screen like my whole face I think what I'm trying to say is that I just want to fucking disappear If I make myself into a green screen face, then you can take that and do whatever you will with it You know what I'm saying? It's already out to a really good start beat like a lot of people are always like for the podcast Can you please wear all green and then you just do talking heads like fine cool. Yeah Hey guys, welcome back to the Jenna and Jenna and Julian podcast I want to see a video of someone just completely being a green person without using that suit Like actual makeup like so your eyes are still there and your mouth is still there, but you gone bitch That's what I want. Do I care that this video doesn't like this is stupid and doesn't need to exist? No, because this is me time. I want to be a green screen. I think this is gonna be a really good color This is perfect. You think that you're really funny, but like I don't think this is funny Did you just make Julian? Bye no bring me back get in a Ouija board or something bring me back So I got me a nice bald cap Apparently this is the kind to that like you put on like a condom and then you cut your face out Honestly, it's Virgo season and all Virgos know that all we ever really want is just like some peaceful me time That's what I want right now for my birthday. Please. Just give me some peaceful ass Me time. Oh shit. Oh My god, what? I can't breathe in there. I can't think I don't know. Oh my god. It's working. Is it really? You just brush the whole brush off. I can't breathe. I'm done. How's that good? Just don't go any higher. Holy fuck careful I don't have any q-tips. You did it That's like a fucking pro-ass bald cap when you just start to create your character and they give you the plain human As you can see me time usually includes a bald cap. It's a good look like this is how I was born Actually, I was born with a lot of hair. What why are you throwing bits of my head around if you use code? Nicky you could get 10% off a cry line. I don't think that's true. Actually honestly try What I don't get it. What are you doing? It's very simple Julian. You know what? I swear to God So I got something called Melpax My god, yes, I have to do a couple of layers doing help this feels wet Sounds like you want to help. What are you jealous of me time? Does me time look fun to you because it is that's why it's me time This feels so good the chair one that I did was like that was really hard Cuz I felt like you had to do all these lines and it was just like really difficult But this one like I'm just trying to get rid of my whole face and head and I just want to truly disappear Is this drying at all or is it just staying wet? It's pretty wet. Like what do you think blue man group does? Are they just like what you left? They're probably wet. Yeah, that looks pretty good. Keep me out Papa Yeah Wait, will you make me a lion? I want to be a lion. What raw rex D? I'm excited about this progress I think that this is fun. Okay, you know get out of here. No, you're ruining my me time I'm data What a good time look at how much fun this is this is all I want in life is to just like not actually even be here I'm here, but like not here Yeah any spaghetti spaghetti so for those of you that like to put my faces into things now is your time to do so What This this looks normal, right? Yeah, I can imagine if someone just like showed up here, and I was just doing this What are you doing? I'm having me time get out. I might need some water. Oh, yeah How am I looking green how come no one like blue man group has been around forever How come no one has made green man group where they just do everything in front of a green screen? It's just so good. Like why can't this be like a nice going out? Look, you know, I painted my face green I'm ready to party. You know how they say it's the showstopper. Mm-hmm That's the party stopper what you're saying if I show up like this to a party. It's the party stop No, can I eat this? Because it's in my mouth. Maybe don't eat paint. What's wrong with eating paint? I look like a turtle the head and the face are slightly different colors So I'm hoping that doesn't have too much of an impact Should I have left my lips out because it's too late now kids when you grow up and you're almost 32 years old This is what you have to look forward to nice quality me time beach. Oh, no, we have to get this more Solid you can use this on the face just now. I'm broken skin. It says little do they know my whole face is broken. Oh That's amazing all other beauty gurus are quaking at how pigmented this pigment is am I right? This is what I call pigmented. Oh, he's so cute Oh this now this is the look that I'm going for there's lots of ways to spend your paycheck Okay, and this is one of them and it's a good way. Oh Wait a second My eyes are starting to dry terribly open. Oh Oh Julian oh my god Wait, what have I done? Oh, all right. I'm gonna put this on I want to see what it looks like because I'm looking pretty good in person girl. You know what I'm saying Julian. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, you're gonna make nightmare fuel, aren't you? Oh, no. Wow This is creepy. Oh My god, stop it. What if you were looking at your computer all of a sudden it was like this Hey, what are you looking for put my eyes in the Google? Are you looking for something? Hey, hey, hey, you untyped that right now untyped Hey guys, so no Stop exposing I made a video about Jeffrey star Stop exposing me. You know what I swear to God. I love magic so much In my free time, I like to do magic tricks with cards There's any does anybody have a salad What this is the worst thing I've ever seen it's airy season I'm sorry. What? What did you say don't expose me like this? Oh my god, my name is Julian and you jiu-jitsu Yeah, I feel like a beautiful lady on the inside Are you satisfied you turn yourself into a green screen? Yeah, I feel really good right now This is exactly what I wanted. No one can even find me beach better ingredients better pizza opportunity That's not what I look like That's not what it looks like. No, it isn't. Oh my god. Is that highlighter you got in your head? Can I have some? Is that Taco Bell? Are we going Taco Bell? This feels very meta Juliet little girl. I'm here to fight crime, but sadly one day I will become an alcoholic. Oh my god. Is that a pinkity-trickety? It's birthday God this looks so creepy. You look like Brian from family guy like a dog with a human face He's so pretty just like your mom You just turned me into a beach If you can't go to the places that you want to go Just become them. Honestly, my favorite part of the matrix is when he was like I know kung fu but then also the part when he was like yo trinity would you do for lunch girl? You won't go get sandwich or what? She's all like I don't want to be able to see the lunch and then Morpheus was like How come y'all fucking invite me to anything? And then he's like oh, I'm so sorry. I was you know, I was tired from doing kung fu Oh, it's creepy How many how many fucking times I gotta tell you don't fart in the bathtub like that It's the real nasty. Stop it. Get some help. Hi, my name is Tray. I got basketball game tomorrow Mumble it's me The darkness will swallow you all kermit Are you playing pub g? Where you gonna drop kermit? You want to go you want to drop at the dog park? I feel good. You know what I feel good about? What is that? Better ingredients better pizza Yeah, that's what I was gonna say So why are you crying? So just to be mommy's living her dream. Don't you cry during mommy's dream? No crying during mommy's dream just to be clear though You you don't want people photoshopping making edits with this absolutely not Hey, what's up you guys welcome back to my beauty tutorial That was it you just cover yourself in green paint I feel like you really really confused someone who was looking up a basic green screen tutorial What like how to set one up? I think this is a good look It's a tight look like my face is very tight. Are you gonna get it off? You don't What the fuck you leave it? No, you get it off. I spent all this time and we're gonna look like this for a little while bitch Well, I know that there's like technology you can use so you don't have to do all of this If you ever wanted to just have your mouth and eyes, you know like 2007 But like I just wanted to do this because it was fun. Thank you for allowing me to have me time I just like putting on bald caps and becoming nothing. Don't do that. I don't like it. I'm lizard person. I'm lizard Oh god Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on a views every Wednesday slash Thursday I hear this voice, but I don't see anymore. I'm right here Where? I'm right here. I want to take my bald cap off. Take it off. I want to see it Oh, oh my god, it looks like you just peeled your skin off. Are we going out to dinner? I'd like to go out to dinner. Please don't touch me