 The perfect nuclear family. What are we? We're the perfect nuclear family. Nuclear? Why are we nuclear? Do you not know that term? The nuclear family? No, is that from like old times? Oh my god. Do you think it means like a nuke? Like a bomb? Yeah. No. A nuclear, you've never heard of the nuclear family. Nuclear family is like, the dad works down at the docks, the mom cooks and cleans, and then you have like two kids. So many family ever. All right, fine, Kayleigh, since you don't like my joke, I was basically saying you are cooking and cleaning as the female. Every time you vlog me in the morning, I'm doing some cleaning and cooking though. That's the point. Yeah, why? Why would I show them you're doing something not that? Man, how many eggs do you want? You, you, what'd you fuck up? You a little shell in there? No, that. Oh boy, you know what time it is. I don't want it. You know what time it is. Kayleigh. What? The dungeon waits for no one. The best one. Kayleigh. This is the way. This is the way. Shake, shake and enter the dungeon. Stop. You violated the law. Pay the court to fine or serve your sentence. You're stolen goods are now forfeit. Yo, you know what my favorite thing to do in my spare time is? Help me. Respect women. Why'd you laugh then? Look at me, I'm six or five, I don't even fit in the frame. I don't even fit. Look at this little step stool we got so that Kayleigh can meet my eye level. Here, stand on the step stool so she can meet my eye level. Okay, she's standing fully on the step stool. I got all these neighbors in my apartment complex and I really hope they don't look in my room sometimes as I'd be doing some dumb shit. The amount of times I've walked through here just butt ass naked. I know this dude's seen my fucking monster peen. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Kayleigh, hold my hand, hold my hand. Not for marriage. My mom washes this. Mrs. McCarthy, this is what good pussy sound like. Your mom washes this. Heidi. I don't. Mrs. Mahir. Mamu. Mama. Mamu. Tomorrow. I have serious explain to do, I'm so sorry. So much is happening right now. Okay, bad news. Sorry about that. I recorded a banger wheel of my episode. The one that you're supposed to be seeing right now and I completely, like my mic just cut out. This is my mic right here. Once every 30 videos, and usually I check my audio levels. That's why I always look over to this left side over here to check them. I was just in the zone in this. I completely forgot to do it. Idiot. So, since it's Wheel of Mud, I will tell you this. Me and Denver are gonna give you a quick synopsis of the video right now. All right, 30 second recap, let's get it. So, here's my audio. Yeah, doesn't work. I look like a mental asylum patient. First spin was mud draft, two rounds pre-determined, took Kevin Byrd. Second was series redux Alexa, got Rob Gronkowski. That was dope. Start of the game, the guy runs that post-trout cheese that always cucks me, gotta touch it on. Go fuck yourself. So, I come out with Lamar and do the only thing I'm good at, which is that, right there. He comes out, keeps trying to do it and gets sauced on. By the way, Night Train Lane was absolutely out of bounds on that, but I'll take the pick then. Oh my God, I'm so mad I lost. My face came because that was fucking dang. Busted his ankles, he takes the plus to field goal before the half, 10 to 14. I come out, hot route, the Andre Hopkins. I was dank, he tries to do it again because this is literally the only play he ran. Night Train Lane to the crib, you are bad. I love beating a Packers fan. 2018-17, that's all she wrote. How'd I do on time? 50 flat, whatever. So yeah, in essence, it was a great back and forth game and then we just pulled away. Night Train Lane had this pick six that completely iced it, we played awesome and we had two awesome new additions to the team too because of it. We had One Wheel Spin, which was series Redux Alexa where Alexa picks a random number one through 100 and we take that player in the list of all the series Redux players. It was Rob Gronkowski. And then we got Mudrack Random Round and one of the rounds I picked had 95 Kevin Byrd on it, which is so lucky. I just picked like round nine and he ended up being on round nine, which was lit. Normally I would, I don't know, I have to play by the rules because I'm six and one now and I won the game which you can see. So now we're just gonna roll into this. The good news though, here's the good news. I recorded that before 99 Lamar came out and I know the whole time you would have been pissed off watching, thinking, damn it, he's supposed to have 99 Lamar. Guess who has 99 Lamar, baby? I made a whole video on it. I don't know which is posting first, but he is a God. So I gave him new abilities. He has Dashing Deadeye now, which he just was able to get because this 99 card. Dashing Deadeye is where you throw perfect passes while rounding outside the pocket. He has 96 speed, 97 Excel, 97 agility. It's basically Diary Kill. I said that in the other video. I gave him Evasive, so faster, you can spin. Escape Artist, Dashing Deadeye. Without further ado, my mic is definitely out. Let's hop in. If I win this game, we go to the playoffs. I'm six and one right now. So. Ah, ooh. Shit, I thought we were gonna get Superstar KO. Okay, so we get a jackpot. Any 94, 95 overall player, which could be a lot of things, but they have, oh, 49er, 45. So close, the 49er's gonna have so many more but the Falcons might have some stuff. It's Julio or Jesse Tuggle. I hate Jesse Tuggle. I actually hate him. I guess we're going Julio. This is so weird. I don't need this many wide receivers. I need linemen. All right, so I got Tyree killed DHOP and Julio Jones now. That's actually kind of scary. Our next wheel spin. I'm praying for an offensive lineman here. What can you give me? All right. Team Little Jackpot, 92, your score, series of Redux. We are going back to back on the series Redux. So what this is talking about is the random series Redux pack. So it's gonna be a 90 plus overall guaranteed. It's a series one or two Redux, 1500 points. I don't like giving any money, but for Wheel of Mud, I will make this exception. One random 90 plus series Redux player. Do they even have offensive linemen? I don't think so. We got George Kittle. Dude, my tight end just got so good. I have Gronk and Kittle. All right, so this is gonna be my starter instead of Gronk. Julio's gonna become my starter here and DHOP will become my wide receiver three, but I will keep Marquise Brown as my slot wide receiver. Okay, challenge will streak is zero. If I win this, I can buy one pack. My challenge. Oh my God, this is, I hate this challenge. I tried to do it last time. I kept forgetting, I hate it. It's, oh, I hate it. That is a raw top three. Let's see what he's got. This is good too. I like mine better. And we're playing at Redskins Stadium, boy. Definitely gonna do some bullshit with Lamar, especially if he's not gonna QB spy me. Wait, damn it. I'm an idiot. I'm the dumbest, I'm the dumbest man who's ever lived. He even missed a tackle. Okay, good blocks, good blocks. Berry up the middle. Yes, catch it. Yes. That's how you dig boys. That's how you dig on out. But it's not there. Well, Lamar is, it may not be there, but wait, swerve one, swerve two, still going. Let's go, 25 yard rush. Jailbreak screen. Is it there? He's got it. Aaron Donald is called, they can't get to me. Stepping out of bounds. Love that play. It's so sketchy though, because if that, if that right end is fast enough, you'll just lose two yards instantly. But okay, just don't get sacked. Got the pass off. Julio. We cheesed that man. I ran everything. Pink cell bubble, verticals, jail breaks. Oh, I love that. And you know what? I had a really good opportunity to not go a pile on there and I completely fucking forgot. MMG, look at me. Look at me. Look at yourself. Look at me. Look at me. Dial in. The floor is bucked around the QB spy. Honestly, probably not the move because that man is chubby, but whatever, he's gonna throw here for sure. Dude, I do that way too often. When I'm screaming down that way, I always miss the tackle. Handoff, handoff, handoff. It's not a handoff. I'm horrible at this game. All right, Julius Pepper is going to the QB spy. This could be a handoff. It is. Bradley Chubb, where the hell are you going? Forced that field goal, boys. Yeah, let's force it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Everybody play coverage. I'm on Tillman. He hands it off. Dammit. I hate Eric Dickerson. Dammit. What are you running? This is a Michael Vick predetermined thing. Mine, let's go. I'm going down in the end zone. Uh-oh, not messing around. What a play. Red zone stop. My cock is big. Look at me. Raw reactions. Raw reactions. I'm gonna do it again. It's another 20 yards. Actually, it's a touchdown. You dumbass. Ooh, I talked to, you know, I talked a lot of shit there and I got picked off, not gonna lie. Is this the Eric Dickerson left side run? Is that what I smell? No, I don't smell that. What was I smelling? Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Give me that touchdown, you bum. Oh, I didn't get the touchdown. Barry Sanders, stretch that shit out. You're fucked, mate. Ugh, good animation, down to the one. You know what I'm doing and you can't stop it. It's a stretch to the left side. I dare you to stop it. You can't. Let's go. Oh, my, my, my, my, my. Fucking, they're fucking. Death be upon me. Second and 10, we are locking up pretty well. I'm gonna just send it. Ooh, good time to blitz. I was gonna try to tag the QB, but he ended up running it. Beautiful. 39, I'm coming for you, Mike. I'm coming for you, Mike Vick. I'm coming. You're gonna pun it to me? It's gonna be 21 to zero and you're gonna keep playing? Oh, only on some bullshit. That's a rage quit. He's just dicking around the rage quit. Rage quit, we all, that's playoffs too. We got a rage quit spin. I didn't complete my challenge because I don't ever remember to hit the pylon. All right, so one spin on the rage quit wheel. I'd like an offensive lineman. I don't really know how much this can grant us an offensive lineman. Well, 50K one player. I think that could almost get maybe like an 89 overall. Know what 50K is worth right now. Let's say 88, 89 maybe. Right tackle. Oh, totally. This will work, this will work. Dude, they're dirt cheap. That's so clutch. Okay. I can't get a 90, can I? I can. Marcus Gilbert. He's kind of cheap right now. Yes. I have a 90 overall right tackle. I don't even know what my current right tackle is. I just kind of spam bought that. All right, so Jordan Gross is now demoted. Marcus Gilbert is in. All right, now we got left guard, right garden center to work on, but we're off to a good start. All right, so we're into the playoffs. Next time we spin, we're on the playoffs wheel. I hope you guys enjoy it. We're going for that Super Bowl. I choked it last season. I'm not doing that this time. Seven and one somehow. I love to see that. Wildcard divisional conference and then the Super Bowl. I'll see you guys in the next episode. Thanks for watching as always. Peace out.