 It's me Chuck Bustler, and I'm here to tell you that only the strongest of the strongest will be at the Great Gameplayers Tour. Look at these muscles. Will I see you at the I Have To Do This Show Tour? I hope to see you there. Go to the link right now in the description or do I Have To Do This? Gotcha! You can get your tickets now and get them before they run out. Okay, here we are. Back on the SMP, baby. What the hell is he doing over there? My guy is riding on the ferris wheel. I've just never been riding on the ferris wheel. That's so funny. Look at him vibing up there. Oh, there's a chicken there, too. Damn, dude. Wait, can I ride on this? Dude, look at him. There you go. This is amazing. Who the hell I hate these little guys? They suck. They're so dumb. Fuck my ass. Whose house? Is this someone's house? What is this? Oh, it's the sperm bank. Make a donation today. Fresh coms, torn in barrel for aging. Guys! Whoa! How do I donate sperm? I'd love to make a donation. Notify, raw com. Yeah, Riza. Prostate plasma. Swagger souls. Come from future. Slat. Swagger's cum. How do I... Wow! Guys. Run. Run. Oh! Oh! Oh, no. I just... I need to eat something. Guys, I stole Jay Slat's cum. And I can't have anybody talk about it, okay? Nobody can say a word to anybody. It's a good thing that there's only one person on the server right now. So I asked Mika to bring me a glass with ice in it. And tequila so I can make myself a drink. And this is what... The fuck is this? I never bought this. Did you buy this? It showed up last week. All right. The glass was circumcised. Hey! Hey! What's up? I've just eaten some Chipotle. You know how it is. Nice! There's one breakfast burrito place near me that I'm not going to say on stream. But next time you're around here near the morning, we should get them though. They're good. I like breakfast burritos. I prefer breakfast burritos to regular burritos. I wouldn't have to agree. Good thing we're speaking quietly and nobody is listening in any way, shape or form. The nice thing too is my stream stuff is glitched and chat looks frozen right now. So it actually looks like we don't know what that is. I gotta move my mouse and fix this all up. They didn't hear you though, right? No, chat's saying, Mike muted. Is Eddie muted? See, they have no fucking idea. If I talk like this again, they have no fucking idea. They have no idea. My chat is also saying that my mic might be muted. That's crazy. Do you want to see the island that is barely anything and the ferris wheel is insane? Okay, should we... I don't want to reset my spawn but I feel like somebody should sleep because it might be a little dangerous for us walking back, right? Yeah, I don't have a bed. Okay, well, we'll definitely start to make you a house and a bed on the island. I don't want to sleep in somebody's bed here. Let's just sleep in someone's bed. I think it's fine. I don't know if we have to, I guess, together in the same bed or something. As long as we put a pillow in between us, then it's fine. Yeah, like the pillow could go on the floor far away and not put a barrier in between us or something like that. Ross's animation check. Do not disturb. Is there a bed in there? No, there's nothing in here. Ewan, can I speak to you in private away from the street? Yeah. Dude, I feel like we didn't get to talk enough about how fucking dumb our viewers are. God, they are just idiots. Idiots, idiots. I said, guys, we're talking about books, you know, because I'm that kind of guy that's just talking about books. Books, novels. We don't talk about movies. We talk about films, right? We talk about films and more importantly, we talk about what's on the page. And people started saying, what is a book? What are you talking about? I said, what's your Lexile score? They said two? They said two. I sit in bed and I think, God, I'm so smart. God, I'm so smart. Like when I was a kid, I would do it. And friends and sleepovers, they go, huh? And I go, oh, nothing. God, I'm so smart. And they go, wait, we can still hear you. You gotta go home. And I call my mom and I say, mom, I was too cool for these losers. And then your mom comes to the door, right? And she's like, hey, Mrs. Sanderson, I'm here to pick up my son, Edward. And then you're coming down the stairs and you're running and you trip on what you might ask your massive penis. And everybody makes fun of you for it, but it's out of your control. Kind of like you're smart. I feel like Ethan, I feel like you just get it, man. And nobody in, nobody in Chad does. So let's just, let's put on the act. You know? Okay. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Oh, our favorite. Hi, everyone. Eddie gang, love you guys. This is cock manner apparently. There's a bed. There's a bed. All right, ready? Yep. I can't get in. I'll do it for the server. That'll do it. Watch you sleep. Okay. I'll watch you sleep for the night. All right, but this tunnel will take us close to there. I mean, I got some cool stuff to show you that I didn't do, but swagger souls did. I think we, we hook a left and then it's just a kind of a straight shot there. Come and then we'll be good. It's a little bit further than I thought though. It's all right. Just go into the blue light. Just going into the blue light. Ethan, it's your great grandfather. Ah, great grandpappy. How are you? I wanted to let you know that you may have not been informed, but don't do 23 in me. There's a questionable past in Germany. Do not do the swab. You will not like what you find. I actually did 23 in me recently. No. No. I'm all English and Irish apparently. Ethan, your father is Harry Potter and your mother is Conan O'Brien. Is this Swagger's house? Yeah. What the fuck? It's a commune. What does this do? It's a tree farm, I believe. Oh, and it just cuts the trees once they grow? Yeah. That's unreal. You remember how I was making the Edward Forest before? Yes. That's also going to be our island. And then I'm thinking we make some basic houses. We work on growing and getting those big old trees. And then we make it a tree house society. Oh, I like that. I like that a lot. The first day, we're neighbors and he's like, I'm going to build a bridge so we can get across because this is our island right across from here. And then he's like, bridge is boring. How about a gondola? What? And it's a working gondola. What the fuck? On it that you can source upon. When we get on it and I start it, be sure to sit down because Swagger said it's easy to fall off. But look at this, man. That's so cool. What the fuck? I know. How do you make this? Okay, so take a seat. And then you just click this button at the top. That's so sick. I don't know how he does anything. He's a genius, that man. He's a god damn genius. You know how my stream set up is? I love coming from there, going across this giant ravine in a gondola. And then coming here. It's a temporary house, okay? It's temporary. Look, read the sign. It's a better place. Come on down to Eddie's place. And then it cuts into the ad and I go, come on to Eddie's place. We got pepperoni pizza. We won't take the pepperoni off. If you don't eat meat, go to another place. We only serve pepperoni pizza. Don't ask for cheese. Just come to Eddie's place. If you ask for garlic bread, I'm gonna freak out. I'm saying it in the ad, so if you come back here, after seeing this ad, it's the only advertising we do. The only way you can know about this place is hearing me say this right now, and if you do it as a prank, I swear to God if you ask for cheese as a prank, I will kill you on the spot and lose my business and go to jail. What about mozzarella sticks? Oh, we have those, yeah. Okay, so let me see if I got a bed for you. Come on down to Eddie's place. Eddie's. Eddie's place. I like how, like, disheveled it gets at the end there. Place. Hey, how do I make a bed? Three wood planks, horizontal, and then three wool on tops. I have two wood, and they're different kinds. Let me give you a third. Hell, yeah. I have a bed now. Yes, okay, so then for the temporary house, a little bit, it's like somewhere else on the island, you take your, you do a walk around the island and take your pick. I'm gonna do a little walk around, I'll be back. Got it, got it. I hate that guy. I mean, I love how the voice is muffled. Wait Eddie, will you actually sleep first? No, and you can't come in. Okay, sleeping through the night. Come on down to Eddie's place. The timing on that was so good. Just Eddie's. And then as soon as you said place, it became day. Hey, when we made Eddie's place, I said, my timing's great, I don't need a timer. I can eyeball when a pizza's done. Mm-hmm. And it did not work our opening day. The kitchen was filled with smoke. There was cheese burning everywhere. I tried to take the pizza stone out of the pizza oven with my bare hands while it was on. And then I blamed it on a minimum wage worker that I had just hired. All right, I'm going to go do my walk around. Got it. Do that walk around, I'm going to start chopping down some trees. Lumberjack me. Eddie, while I'm gone, please, and I want you to promise, please don't masturbate. You just moved the island and these rules are constricting me. I feel like there's a python on me. I'm just saying. Okay, what do we want to build my house? What do we want to build my house? What do we want to build my house? Ooh. Ooh, the view here I kind of like. What if we like dug this out a little bit and we sort of made a little like we could have a cool little porch overlooking over here. That might be kind of cool. Huh? Does that sound good? Let's do it. Eddie, I think I found where I'm going to put my house. Wait, let me show you. It's right over here. I like this here because then right over here at this like edge thing, I could build a cool porch. Ooh. That's a great idea. Honestly, once we make the tree houses, that could still stay here. If there's like a cool porch on the it, that's perfect. Yeah. Then for right now, do you want to start working on your house? I'll start doing some tree farming just for a little bit. Yeah, that sounds wonderful. Okay. All right, bye Eddie. Bye Eddie. You just like teleported into my body. Yeah. Oh. How's it going? Oh, Ross. Ross, Ross, Ross. Oh, go pay Eddie a visit. So fun. Jesus Christ. Scared the shit out. You're invisible. Well, you do the fart for me. What's your favorite one that you've made? I need a slope. I think I know one. Yeah. It's the Stairfall one. Yeah. Hand in the water. Ethan, I was going to ask you to take part in something with me. If that's all right. I'd love to. So I don't know if you notice, we now have three Edward trees on the island. Somebody suggested marking the first one, which this one with a sign. I would like you to join me for the ceremony. Oh, I'd love to. I'd be honored. Okay. So first, hold on. Will you actually take these two and place just here and here? Just the first torches. Perfect. No, you can do that. That's good. Like that. Yeah, are you ready for the ceremony? Hold on. Here, wait. I can make a path. There. Perfect. I know everyone who listens to us is fucking dumb and can't hear us. You start asking me, start chanting speech so it looks like I'm not giving a speech on my own, but that you want me to give a speech. Absolutely. I'm going to make a little circle around this because I think it might look nice. This is just the perfect thing, but man, I just wish Eddie, wait, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech. Sorry, I wasn't prepared for this. Before you of the Edward Forest when you stand and look at this massive tree, I want you to think of not only what we can do, but what we will do. Yes. More importantly, I want you to think of me. This is about me, the name Eddie Burback and not the nature. Don't think about the trees. Don't think about wood. Even if you think about leaves, I will fucking choke you out. Think about me. This is about the forest is called the Edward. It's named after me. Sorry, hold on. So what are you thinking about right now? I'm thinking about you and the Edward. You're thinking about me. We will and Ross, you're part of this now too. We will create the most impressive forest this server has ever seen and we will make tree houses. Yeah. And it'll be a fun tree house part of the server. And no matter what cool adventure swagger makes, he can't make nature. Yeah, fuck that guy. He can't fight mother nature. Yeah. Do you have a tree farm? Ross Look, I'm helping.