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And if you want to train for a new career in aviation, you'll have opportunity to qualify for one of the Air Force specialist schools. Ask for details about opportunities for veterans at your U.S. Army and U.S. Air Force recruiting station. And now once again, our producer. The curtain rises on act one of the Professor Takes a Powder, starring Alexis Smith as Joyce Gray. Pretty Joyce Gray, author of the best-selling novel, Girl on Fire, is taking a trip back to the little college she graduated from, not so many years ago. Just as her train pulls out from the station, her agent, young Hal Ford, leaps aboard and breathlessly falls into the seat beside her. I made a choice. Just about. Sit down before you collapse, Hal. Thanks. How did I say that before? No, you didn't. You look sweet. Or isn't the literary agent allowed to say that to his most successful author? Well, if he doesn't add another 5% to his bill, then it's all right. Oh, all these nice things I say to you were on the house. I was going to add that I say them from the heart, but I better not. By the way, Girl on Fire sold a thousand copies this past weekend. Hooray for us. Yeah, now let's be serious, Joyce. I'm having a hard time with those Hollywood guys. Your contract is a right of course for your being on the lot next week. Joyce, it isn't too late yet. Let's get off at the next station. Let's call the whole thing off. Why do you insist on going back to Walden College, if you didn't have more important things to do? What are you going to do for seven long days in that Hick College town? I spent four long years there and rather liked it. Hal, now that we're on the train, actually on our way there, no more opposition, please. Here's if opposition from me meant anything. It's this professor Wentworth Welge you're going back to say, isn't it? I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet. There must be some boy. You've been out of college for four years and he's still on your mind. What is this strange power some men have? You're willing to ruin a good Hollywood opportunity just to sit at the feet of a dried up old professor. He's not old and he's not dried up and I don't want to sit at his feet. I want to see his face, hear his voice. You just don't understand, Hal. Yeah, I'll be the first to concede that. But it's obvious enough you can't forget about professor Wentworth Welge. I wish you wouldn't say his name with such special destructive care. He is the reason I'm going back. I've got to. Once I was madly in love with him, believe it or not, I wrote sonnets to him. Well, now I've got to prove to myself that little Joyce is really cured, that he doesn't mean anything to me. You know what I'm thinking, don't you? Yeah, that this is a pretty elaborate way to prove my point. Right. Well, I'll admit it. Besides, now that I'm... Well, now that I've made the best seller list, I want to go back to Walden College where I was such a little mouse and show off. You think that's small and vain and petty of me. To want to go back and show off, don't you? No. No, I don't. I had something to show off about. A wide-ridden girl on fire I'd want to go back to. Hal Forge, you're a good guy. Yeah, one of the original fascination boys. For weeks now, I've been trying to... Well, to convince you that you and I could hit it off together. And what happens? All you can think of is Wentworth Wells, the campus Casanova, the guy who once wrote sonnets to and probably still would like to, worse luck. I think you may be wrong there, but that's what I've got to find out. That's why I'm going back to bury the ghost of an old love. What I'm afraid of is... Well, let it go. That I'll change my mind about the burial? Yep. I don't think so. But you've got to find out for yourself. Yeah. I suppose this is the lake where all the college cut-ups dunked the freshman and sparked the gay coeds. And from the sound of that motorboat, they're still at it. They didn't use to allow motorboats when I was here. Oh, oh, there's his house. Who's that? Oh, you mean Wentworth Wells. I'm sorry, it's the only way I can say it. Giving it all its full academic splendor. Yeah, very neat, very romantic. A house by the lake. You've made up your mind you're not going to like him. Give me one, no. Make it six good reasons why I should. Well, I suppose there's no use in our standing here. Let's go in. He's expecting us. All right, let's go. Hal, Hal, you know something. I'm nervous. Oh, no. You mean you've got that old sonnet feeling back again? I mean I've got the old feeling I had when I was a timid, wide-eyed freshman. I mean that I'm nervous. Come on, I want to meet this guy who can do that to you. Here goes. Joyce! Hello, Professor Wells. Oh, Joyce, how nice to see you. How very nice. Please, please come in. Oh, this is Hal Ford, my literary agent. Howdy-do, Mr. Ford. Howdy-do. This is Sue Johnson, one of my students. Oh, Professor Wells told me you were coming and I asked him to let me stay and meet you. Oh, Miss Gray, I read Girl on Fire. I read it twice and I think it's wonderful. Oh, thanks. That's very sweet of you. You're going to hear a lot of praise for Girl on Fire, Joyce. Walden College is quite proud of you. Did you read it, Professor? Read it? Of course, and enjoyed it thoroughly. It was so nice of you to come back to Walden. Too bad you can only stay a week. Mr. Ford, Sue, I wonder if either of you would mind if Joyce and I went for a walk along the lakefront. You see, we have so much to talk about. Oh, don't mind me. Joyce, you would like that, wouldn't you? I think so. I'll see you tomorrow, Sue. Yes, yes, Professor Wells. I'll be waiting around. We won't be very long, Hal. We'll come back, Joyce. You sound as if you were disappointed. Disappointed? My dear, what I meant was, well, you've become successful, and I was wondering what would happen to you. What would happen to the lovely unspoiled girl I used to know at Walden College? What has happened, Professor? Professor? Must we be so formal, Joyce? There was a time when, well, when... Wentworth? That's better. What has happened to me? I mean, is there any change? Yes, yes, I think so. There's a new warmth and depth about you. I sensed it in your book. You've become lovely. You've matured. Have I? Do you remember when we used to walk along this lakefront? Yes, yes, I remember. Do you remember this? When we two parted in silence and tears, half brokenhearted to sever for years, pale grew thy cheek and cold... Colder thy kiss. Truly that hour foretold sorrow to this. The dew of the morning sunk chill on my brow. I felt like the warning of what I feel now. Joyce? Yes, Wentworth. I hoped you'd come back. Did you? When I said goodbye, when I suggested we might write to each other... Joyce, that was a long time ago. Joyce, do you know... Tell me. Darling Joyce. Oh, Wentworth. Someone's rowing in. Who is it? Why, it's Hal. Hello, Hal. Oh, hello. They told me I could get to the other side of the lake by rowing over. I am. What time is it, Hal? One o'clock. You want to ride back, lady? Make no extra charge for rowing my office around. That includes their friends, too, Professor Welles. Oh, no, thank you. I think I'd prefer to walk back. How about you, Joyce? Well, I suppose I'd better go back to my hotel. I didn't realize it was so late. Here I come. The gondolier with blisters on his hands. Grab the bowl, would you, Professor? I've got it. Step in, Joyce. In my hand, madame. Thank you, Hal. Joyce. Good night until tomorrow. Good night, Wentworth. Until tomorrow. Good night, Professor. Good night. Having fun, Joyce? What? I said, uh... Oh, stop rowing, Hal. Okay. You know, Joyce, once I met a friend who'd just been psychoanalyzed. You know, sometimes those sessions run into two years and cost thousands in analyst's fees by the time you get through. Well, after two years of wrestling with his inhibitions, this fellow found out that the reason he was in an emotional mess was that he was a stock and bond salesman when he should have been a locomotive engineer. Imagine that. Well, tonight, all this is rather long-winded, but don't help me. I'll get to my point. Tonight, I found out that what I always wanted to be is a boatman. Don't, Hal. All right, I won't. Well, why don't you say it? Say what? All right, I have nothing to say. Besides, I'm only your agent. Well, say it anyway. Say, I told you so. Not me. I don't go in for it. Well, we... we better be getting back to the hotel. Hal. Yes, Joyce? Hal, I came back here to prove to myself I was cured. Yeah, I'm... Hal, I love him. I always have, I guess. That's why I came back. I had to come back. He loves me too, Hal. He told me so. That makes everything just dandy. Oh, I'm... I'm so happy. That's swell, Joyce. Swell. You're a great little gal, you... you write it. I'm gonna hold your hat. I'm gonna make time rowing back. I'm gonna prove to you that the volga boatman was just an over-belly-hoed bluff. Here goes. We caught briefly from our story the professor takes a powder starring Alexis Smith to bring you an important message from your government. Ladies and gentlemen, our Army and Air Force are critically short of physicians and dentists. Over 2,000 volunteers from these two professions are urgently needed today to safeguard and care for the health of the men and women who as members of the United States Army and United States Air Force are serving you and me at home and overseas. Young physicians and dentists, particularly those who did not serve in the armed services during World War II, have been asked by their government to act now to volunteer for duty at once. 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