 Smash, smash, smash. Good thing we're roommates. Oh, so y'all said a three? So y'all said a three? That's what I heard. If you're into it, then we are. I'm a new-do-boy friend, so I'm piping. I'm piping your girl, sorry a bit, dawg. You first, or you were in Adidas, man. Leave that shit back in 1984. Shut the fuck up. Both of my best friends look better than you. Ugh. Ah! Hey, so today I'm here with? Addison. And? Rachel. Valerie. Tay. Oh, Darianna. Oh, I'm Haley. And? I'm Avi. Obviously. So look, today we are. Exactly, bye. Exactly, bye. Maishiri. Kimani. Kimani? OK, bet. See you. Here with? Carly. And? Justine. And? Abby. Peyton. And? Tabby. And? Mia. OK, so look. This is the question for y'all. I want y'all to go down this line of beautiful, melanin men. Oh, god. And smash or pass. Who want to go first? Who want to go first? I'll go first since I'm the single one and this girl. OK, this is the mic here. Oh, crap. Like in here? Yeah. Oh my god, this is so bad. OK. Smash. Smash. Devon is smash. We would be best friends. I'm so sorry. Smash. Definitely be my friends. That's my answer. I'm sorry. I'm super boring. I have a boyfriend, so. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash, smash, smash. She belongs to the streets. So look, and I'm going to be honest too. I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking. See, I like how y'all all got matching outfits. Like, you have the Earthworms ones on. I like that. Like, y'all stand up for real. So I'm going to smash, smash, smash, you know? All right, so I'm loving the top. I'm loving the top. I'm loving the top. I'm most definitely loving your top. Hell, you see that? The clearest? So I'm going to smash all of y'all. I'm going to smash all of y'all. Let me get this. Hey, what's your race? I never smashed your race before. I'm Asian. Asia, I need you in my life. You feel me? Like, I need a little Asian, but you got a boyfriend? Yeah. Where you at? Where you at? You're not here, you're not existing. So I'm the new nigga, huh? I'm the new nigga, so look. I'm a new new boyfriend, so I'm piping. I'm piping your girl, sorry a bit, dawg. You, I'm piping you too. I'm eat your booty, and I'm eat her booty at the same time. I'm a go, go, go, go, go, go. Yo! Yo! They up. You eat booty. Yeah, they up. All right. I'm going to smash you. I'm going to smash you, but I got to be drunk, dawg. Damn. She's fine. You can get it whenever. She's fine. Man, she's fine. All right, me, smash. Both of my best friends look better than you. Smash. When I was? Okay. Well, shit. What am I supposed to say here? Just say smash or pass, and I might ask why. No, you're not going to ask why. Just to be nice. Just to be nice. Okay. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Smash. I don't know. You all have a different vibe. It's hard. I like the vibe. Typically, not my type, although I don't have a type. Wait, why? Why? But you could be a smash. I mean, I feel like all of us could be a smash, right? Okay. So sorry. It's been a minute, and we're going to go with smash to times four. I'm going to go here. Smash. Okay. You step on it. Smash. Smash. Smash. That's not fucking a cop. All right. Put the camera on. First, you want to do this, man. Leave that shit back in 1984. What you doing? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a state of myself. Pass. All right, so hold on. You drunk, huh? It don't matter. You crossfaded? It said it don't matter. I understand. It don't matter. You're right. I'm going to smash. I'm going to smash. I fuck with you. He's just trying to zone on me. We got to go back to him. You're not my type, so I'm going to pass, too. Okay. I understand. Get a phone back to him. I will eat your booty, though. Shorty whole town. I'm going to fuck with you. Go down the line. Smash or pass? What do you want to smash? Rock out. I'm going to definitely smash you. Move out the way. I'm going to have to pass. I'm going to definitely smash you. Look. Y'all already know what it is. St. Louis finance. I'm not going to need my girl. Man, I'm as chocolate as it gets. Melanin King. You fit? I am. Okay, smash. I'm smashing all y'all. I'm smashing all y'all. You're smashing all of us? Yeah. Look, I'm going to be real. Can you do a little 360 real quick? Yeah. I'm not smashing. I'm fucking. Respectfully. I'm smashing. I smash. Smash. Smash. Over here. I'm going to have to smash. I like your offering everything. Your heels, everything. Everything. Can I get a 360? Yeah. Too fun. Too fun. Too fun. I ain't going to lie. I'm going to have to suck them toes. I'm going to have to get freaky with you in the bed real. Real slow. I'm doing slow sex. I don't fast. We can get real into it. Type shit. I'm going to smash. Now you. I'll make love to you. You're something different. You're really something special. Can I turn you around like gentlemen really? You know what I'm saying? Can I touch it? Can I touch it? Can I touch it? I can touch it. I can touch it. Hold on. One kiss on the cheek though. No kiss on the cheek? No. From you to him? Off a look? I need to know personally. I don't know. You said smash. Shit, I can. You said you what? You said you what? You said I can. Okay. Yeah, because you dark skin. I like them chocolate. It's a super power. Pretty teeth thing, you know. Got that shiny shit part. Scoot down the bed. Yo, you can't go back. You're a little nigger. Can you scoot down? Nigger the camera. First of all, I swallow your ass. Little bit of ass, baby. You said smash and pass. I got muscle. I can handle it. What's it mean? You said you can handle me. You said smash and pass. First of all, he's pressing his pecs on me. He can't. I ain't going back out for a pass. That's crazy. You ain't flexing shit, huh? See, they don't know. They don't know. Even though you got them slippers on, I fucks with the style you got going on. You like skin. But you can't pass. You said smash. You said smash. You said smash. Hi, my name is Meredith. I guess we do a smash or pass right now on these great melanin men, okay? Great kings in the world. This is a good chocolate man. What's your name? They call me biscuit. Biscuit? You look like a butt ass biscuit, okay? He got Yeezys on. That's a plus, okay? We don't remember that. Okay, smash. I like dark skins. Dark skins like? I like your glasses because I wear glasses. So that's a good thing. You out here. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Anna Jean Jackie. You're just kind of a little tacky for me. And he's my height, y'all. I can't deal with a man who's my height, okay? Because, baby, we can't be sharing the stool to reach the seasoning. How tall are you? I'm 5'4". I'm 5'8". Stop the cap. I'm gonna pass on him, y'all. Okay. What's the word? You... I don't like the peck flex. I don't like the peck flex. He's like weak niggas. Who a weak niggas? Who a weak niggas? I could fight though. I could fight. I feel like he came for him because he the only one who I said smash. I'll say... Pass on him. Okay. I don't... I really don't like his slippers, but he's fine for a light skin, y'all. So smash on me, okay? He's fine for a white girl. And that's it. We out, y'all. You know what I'm saying? This is my sister, you know what I'm saying? Blood. So look, today, I got a beautiful assortment of melanin kings here. I want you to walk down this aisle and smash your pass. Okay. You gotta start with me. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who? No, friend. This is my brother. This is my sister, y'all. So, how you doing? My name's Church. How you doing? Um... Just like your brother. Sex with him. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, yo. What? What? Okay. What's the word? What's your name? Nemo. Yeah, my official. No. Stop at me foot. All right. Burn your ass. Um, okay. What you got going on? I ain't got nothing going on. Oh, snap. How you doing? What's your name? B.J. B.J. Um, I'll smash too. No, I'll be okay though. Me first. I already smashed. You what? That's your sister, bro. Why you insist? That's your brother. That's your blood. All right, bro. Look. Look. Look. Now look, also real shit. I will smash you. I will smash you. I will smash you. I will smash you. I will smash you. I will smash you. Look, also real shit. I will smash your brother. You look like your brother. So I got to smash you. You heard your brother. They say we got the same nose. They got the same nose. Hush your brother. You're like, yeah. Look, I'm going to smash you. Because you like your brother. Damn. Oh my God. So this big person. You're doing too much. All right. So you smashed me. So it's only right to smash you. My bad. But you know, smash. See, look. I know you smashed me and all, you know what I'm saying? But out of respect for my nigga biscuit. I'm not going to say pass, you know what I'm saying? And then you, y'all do kind of look alike. So like, it would be kind of weird for me to like, you know what I'm saying? Just do all that. So I'm going to have to pass, you know what I'm saying? Oh, damn. But you look good though. Oh, damn. You look good though. Okay. I look good too. All right. What y'all doing? All right. You start with me. Okay. Well, listen. You don't get off real. I mean, you look chocolate. You like skin, but you like, you like, I kind of like your light skin. Like how you got yourself together. So I smash you. All right. I'm going to pass you. I'm rich. I'm rich. I don't give a fuck if you're rich or not because I can carry my own way. I got my own bag. But I mean, I got a nigga. But if I didn't have a nigga, I, I smashed. He's thirsty. I kind of like that shit though. I'm like on my buck list. So if you is zesty, it really don't matter. Yeah. Hey. All right. It's a verse. It's a verse. Yeah. I ain't going to lie. I ain't going to lie. Smash pass. I won't be disappointed. I mean, you're not going to hurt my feelings. Yo, I'm smashing. What you mean, baby? I'm smashing. I'm smashing. I'm smashing. Puppapang. All right. So look. Hold on. Look, I know this. You big. So like, so like, but it's a first time for everything. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going to have to smash. Hey. I'm going to go crazy. I'm dripping like the ocean baby. Hey yo, what the fuck? And then look, I got, I got a history with my sister friends and they always be trying to rape me. So I'm going to have to pass. I'm not going through that again. I didn't rape you though, but I mean. Call the police. Call the police. Oh, I got to start with you. I like your train. I mean, y'all are cute. If y'all want me to say that, y'all are cute. So smash. That's what I mean. I guess. Yeah. Okay. Step down here. I mean, I did like your watch. So probably. Yeah. Yeah. Eventually. All right. Come on. Next. I mean, I like your bill. But you already have my friends. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. I Just see with my friend better So look me I'm smashing off rip You know I'm saying she a little brown skin. I like a little brown skin. I like all skins. So I'm smashing that simple Hey, they say your skinny girls got there. Hey, look, hey, look, they say skinny girls got there What they talking about though look even though even though you pass me you still cute but your friend right here like What's your name deletion deletion what I'm on smash pass It was any her turn yet, but look you turn around real quick. Can I spin you around like a gentleman? Can I spin you around like a gentleman? Throw that ass on I'm flamboyant. Like you are smashed So I'm gonna smash you cuz your friend got me fucked up Okay, pass because he's taller than me like what's bad You're also shorter than me so pass No, honey, I'm taller than you like I have like you have nothing for it. Okay, smash Smash No, he has ambition smash Smash, I'm so sorry. You're shorter than me Smash smash Honestly smash smash smash She belongs to the streets We got we got we got one more part, you know I'm saying so now it's our turn and I'll bet I'm telling you I both I smash both of y'all So y'all said so y'all said a three so y'all said so y'all said a three If you're into it, then we are Let me talk let me talk let me talk you smash it with show and I'm gonna definitely like brunette your brunette right you Bro, that's bro. That's black Yeah, I like it three some later to Both y'all can get a I only 100 you you pass me so I'm gonna pass you but you smash me. I'm a smash. I'm gonna do that to you Hey, look smash at the same time. No, I'm saying yes, they smashed me cuz I got it like that I'm a smash both of y'all because we live in the bed. We are the same size Yeah Smash smash pass Smash pass pass I would smash pass pass pass Maybe smash Oh Is this your friend Yeah, you're cute and everything but I would since I like your friend. I'm gonna have to pass I'm gonna smash you I'm saying this your friend You you cute you cute too. You cute too, but I like your friends. I'm gonna have to pass Someone smash you hell over no reason, bro All right, so look you walked out my video so I'm gonna have to pass you pass through the video I'll smash you and I ain't no simple as niggas. So you pass me. Fuck no I ain't gonna cab you I'll smash I ain't gonna cab she a little what little snow bunny out here from the back here from the front You I'll pick your ass up You up on your ass in the fucking garbage can not touching this dick. This dick is running too much Oh Hey, so uh, hold on. So which one of you which one of you passed me, uh, which one was it? I'm gonna have to pass you I'm gonna smash you Hey, what's your name? Mia I'm gonna smash you too You I'm a pastor. You can write liquor only like dark liquor Yeah You I smash your friend. I smash I don't even know what y'all said but pass pass. You ain't got enough ass. So pass on three of y'all Oh, wow Oh, wow