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We don't know I need more so Home alone a movie Created in a time of whimsy known as 1990 the whimsical 90s Like one year before it was born. There was a different movie. We're gonna watch and I had a more interesting preamble for that one This one. I got you a child of the 80s. Yes. Yes There's no follow-up. There's just a question. I have I have no commentary to make on that whatsoever So everyone's seen this film before right and they love it. That's like the concept here Come on, which we talked about we're talking about Batman or Robin, right? No So, um, yeah, I mean I saw this one. I was a kid in elementary school There were these days every now and again miss Johnson really doesn't want to put up with your shit Yeah, pretty much so she just kind of rolls in this crappy tube TV on wheels strapped to like this. Oh man here You see rolling into the classroom, you know, it's fucking game time for the next day. Oh, yeah Yeah And so and that's when I saw home alone on a crappy tube TV in my elementary school classroom And that is the last I'd ever seen of it. I don't even think I've seen it beginning to end I've seen a million times when I was a kid. So what's this fine? Tainting memories of it the movie about two men trying to attack a child. Yeah, I can't believe they made a whole movie out of it But yeah, they managed there is one way to describe this The brutal attack of a child in his own home by two older men The whole film is just CCTV footage and you're like, why is why did they make this? Oh my god, I'm going to hell. Is everyone ready? Yes, yes, I am I'm in a good mood. I'm so jolly I'm a little bit of tears. You see just a little bit. Yeah happy tears. I thought it was coming with something to save Oh, there wasn't no I got nothing Oh my god old movie. Yeah Where's the 3d where's the Ralph Wiggum though? This is 3d. Oh Yeah, you have the shadows on that side and the light goes behind the thing and it disappears. It's even the short one Who a John hug has Chris Krumbus when the guy who founded America makes a movie you pay attention Wasn't that the future medical? Okay, I don't actually know John heard. What did he hear? He heard it was time to make a movie Robert's awesome. Oh no, so I will say I don't think the house holds up there. It kind of looks fake Yeah, like a lot of people say the house looks awesome and it's big and realistic. I've always thought it looks a little cartoonish I don't know. I think the FBI holds up. This is the only movie intro that I can get away with clip art Yeah, clip art was new in 1990. Hey, why is the load? Why is the easy only little lowercase tilted over thing? Is there like symbolism for that or what? No, this is the we're watching the the hood version. This is homey alone This is too police breaking it He's got nothing take him down quick sprinkle some coke on him, you know when I was a kid I found out this was they were living in Chicago. I was like that's bullshit. There's no way People this really good. It's a sound effect to the sword. It was a different time in the 90s Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. I'm here to arrest you. Hey stop it's a I said get on the floor. This is my house. You have no jurisdiction Yeah, what the fuck is he doing there? I don't know I thought that was what the woman on the telephone was saying. What the fuck is he doing here? And I'm like, what it's like, what? We watch the movie The guy from red light media's best of the worst. It's tough being nine Tell me about it's true I hope that Hollywood star Rich Evans makes an haircut in this film. Streaming it. Maybe James Rolf will show up. It's amazing how unattractive that clothing can make literally any woman. But you don't like the shoulder beds? No. They're like six feet out. Yeah. It's just the most unattractive thing in the universe. What else is that guy in? I know him. I thought he has a taser in his head. Fancy the button-down shirt. I suck at open clothing. He looks like he could play like the soldier man. He's the bad guy in something. I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger's on it. Batman Rolf. Peter. Where did you come from? Come on, Kevin. She just like rose up from the bottom. She was looking through with things. Oh, it's Mrs. Doubtfire. Yay. Cross over for the event. Pack my suitcase. Pack my suitcase. Into what? They were planning on going to France with all these badass kids. What? I've got four red stars on my beard. Do they live here? No. No. Why shouldn't they? All kids? No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage. Why don't you just take out your gun and fire him? Did he just walk into the house? Like in like, hey. Did he say, I don't know how to pack a suitcase? Man, you don't live until like- Put the thing to the side of it. I feel like it's kind of intuitive. And your kid might be autistic if they can't figure it out. Yeah. No offense to suitcases. Hey, I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff. Shut up, Lenny. Yeah. I don't have crap. I have crack, but no crack. This is homey alone after all. Wow. The ginger has been a jerk to you. You know you're a loser. You're what the French call les incompetents. What? I'm less incompetent. Less being incompetent. Okay. I just want some of one of the kids to be like, why are you here? Go away. I feel like if you wanted an exciting pet, a tarantula probably shouldn't have been your first choice. Oh, look at that 90s haircut. Look at this. Damn. God, he's like Nick from Colby's clubhouse. No one's going to fucking understand that. I don't know why I said it. You just paint the house with that. I like the idea that whoever ends up editing this, like Google's it. Like what the fuck is it? Like what the fuck? How do you know about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the title right up. Just put it up right now. Now they know. I wouldn't let you sleep in my room. If you're growing on my ass. Wow. He said ass. This could mean business. Oh, pushing that PG. And this is 1990. I'm going to rest it for this. It's before Swayward's really existed even. Yeah. 58 murders. Whole family. Half the people on the block. Jesus. Half the people on the block. Just one side of the street. I'm not in this neighborhood ever since. Unlucky side. Well, if he's a shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him? Not in the Feminist Confect. Oh, it's your evidence, you piece of shit. How is he shoveling with that shovel out of that barrel? There you go. He's getting some grit. I feel like you could be more efficient if you just put your hands in there. Yeah, gloves to hand. Wow, that's not, yeah. Maybe he's just addicted to shovels. It wouldn't be an addiction. It'd be more of a compulsion. Who wouldn't? Who would be addicted other than the shovel slayer? True. Maybe the shovel is, it's misdirection. He's actually like a salt criminal. A salt-themed criminal. Where he cuts you and then just sprinkles salt on your wounds. I'm so hopelessly lonely. I know I'm getting older when I start to identify with this shovel guy going, yeah, these annoying kids. You know what, sometimes don't you just feel like the shovel slayer? Oh. I didn't lose two buddies of Neewo Jima to have the next door neighbor's kids make fun of my salt sprinkling. Oh good, it said Nero's. Never mind, something might be wrong with my little Nero's. This was Little Caesar's first attempt, was Little Nero's. Yeah. Then they found out Nero sort of has bad connotations. Little bit. Where you going kid? So the cop is just still here. Little Nero's named after their- And he's going to answer the door? He's a house cop. What a nice cop. That's a lot of pizza. No way, they need that much fucking pizza. I was going to say, holy shit. Is that one per person or more? I don't know. Yeah, what do you need like four? Mr. McAllister, who lives here? Yes. You're under arrest for murder. I'm curious what the cop is here for, honestly. It's Christmas time. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. It's like I've burglued into your house just now. How did he get in? A cop broke into your house. I'm the test cop. I break into people's houses to see if I can. Pretty easy. He's like, he's not actually a cop. Pour my own drinks like a fucking whore person? It's Joe Preshe, man. Hey, you could have a twin brother in this movie. You don't know. Oh, the grandpa kind of looks like a thin Michael Ironsides. Oh yeah. Shit, now I can't unsee it. A pizza given has no value. Oh yeah, we did. If you want any, somebody's going to have to barf it all up. Oh man. It's gone. You don't like any of that nice retro Pepsi can. Oh, you got a wreck but a little one. Oh dude. Poor kid. Oh no, you spilled milk all over the passports. Why would you fucking leave it there? It's a family of chaos. Look what you did, you little jerk. You hate sausage? You little jerk. Is everyone unaware that this guy's a fucking prick to me and the ginger one too? You should have been aborted. Like I've been telling you about this for months and months. You just got to call a disease by a redhead, dude. Damn. He's been there this whole time. They've been chowned down a piece. The cop is still here. They are both very patient. Nice tip, thanks a lot. Oh, so you think the cop would have been moving around a lot more to figure out how to play? That's a big faux pas. Never referenced the, never say like, Oh, thanks. It's a big tip. You got to be a bit more sly than that. Well, the guy drives with the statues regularly. I'm pretty sure he doesn't care. He's glad you paid me at all. Is it ironic that someone who works at Little Nero's knocked over a statue of a little... Little bronze person? No, just a little. I'm having a wallpaper. Not the green one. It's got like a whole catalog of wallpapers. Look at the picture of the asshole kid there. It's scary up there. Next to the candle that'll never, ever be lit. It's too late. Get upstairs. Whoa, okay. Even as a kid, I was like, his punishment is you have to stay in the attic. Kind of strange. I might be again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't want to see anybody else either. I hope you don't mean that. You feel pretty sad. I know, you're all pretty... Oh yeah, I'd be really sad if I wasn't bullied constantly. That sounds like shit, thanks. Yeah. Mom, he's like Nelson Buds. It's ridiculous. It's a great attic. I was going to say, those punishments go... This attic can bleed. Can this be my room? No more. This is not a punishment. Yeah, he's got more space up here than in his room. Wait, how... Wait, is that flag the same badge that was on the police officer's shoulder? The two blue stripes with the four red stars on it? It can't be a coincidence, right? That can't be a coincidence. If his preference is to be away from them, his shoulder is this flag, isn't it? I was not going to address this. I mean, I don't remember. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention to what was on his shoulder. Yeah, Ragn's guy is having a party over there. But yeah, I find it amusing that he's all about that. I hate the family. Like, fine, go into a room where you have everything you want and the family's not with you. And he's like, fuck. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to see you ever. It's like, all right, well, just put you in a place where you'll love that. He just wants his pizza, that's all. Oh, dear. Oh, my God, is this Transformers 2? I am directly below. And then they screwed him. It's Toy Soldiers. There's a whole thing with that in Toy Soldiers. Everyone, we should watch Toy Soldiers. Oh, Jesus. Someone else drove over the thing. I think they just now are noticing it because it's morning. Well, no, because the guy put it back up and it's gone back down. So somebody hit it over. Well, yeah, the pizza guy. No, he put it back up. The fucking tension is gone. Wait a minute, this is sped up. No, it's claymation. It's some fucking next level claymation, man. Yeah, that's why there's not a lot of it. They can only afford so much. Early Ardman work. First we're going into Missouri to pick up my grab. God, go away, you little shit. Bunch of dudes doing it. I didn't go on a trip and he's a little kid. Kid, I don't know. Hit the road. Wow. All right. Wow. Yeah, that was exactly how I expected that to go. Good. Put them in the microwave to dry them off. So everyone over slapped. Dude, what the fuck? Look, I told you before, kid, don't bother me. Now beat it. I really like this default Chicago accent they've all got. Now beat it. Come on, get out of here. I'm walking. Hey, you're your piece of shit. It's a fucking rope. What you doing? I'm sitting here. What? Okay. Head count. One. Okay, good. We're ready. Fuzz, don't be a moron. Yeah, Fuzz. Oh my God. That chicks from the coolest ice, the vanilla ice movie. Have a good trip. Bring me back. Bring me back. We brought you the Eiffel Tower. It exists in the back, guys. The phone lines are a mess. It's gonna take my bell a couple of days to patch them up, especially around the holidays. Do you want to explain if you can't call the cop? Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge and a paratree. Parents can't keep track of those fucking kids. If someone did that to me, I'd be like, hey, this person, I keep an eye on them. They're quick. Or they thought about it previously and they knew to save it. What do you think of the likelihood that everybody forgets him by the way? You think even the bully one might be like, wait, where's the kid that I was fucking on? Hey, I ain't got nobody to bully. I think it's only once they're on the airplane that they remember. I think so. Can we miss the flight? No, you just made it. Yay! Yay! You just made it. Everybody else on that plane is gonna be miserable that you're here, but yay. We're going from Chicago, where it's knowing, to another place where it's knowing. They're already super late and it's night and then they get in there with this whole family. Yeah, I remember that. I love these airplane scenes in a pre-911 world. Aw. Everyone could bring their guns and box cutters on board and nobody would say anything about it. I've heard they're gonna be remaking this or it's gonna be like a TV show, Home Alone, because everything's a TV show now. Well, they tried it. They have tried to make Home Alone TV shows before. They made five movies. Yeah, I knew about the movies. I didn't know about a TV show. Well, I think that... There's five movies? There's five of them. I think like the fourth... Well, one of the movies was supposed to be almost like a pilot, a test for a TV show. So the people in it had to sign contracts that would have them return to do more if they had a TV show that got approved. So I think they've tried before. They certainly have had it as an idea, but I don't know how this would work as a TV show. Like someone constantly trying to break into the house over and over and over again every fucking episode. Every episode it's a new robber who's decided... Yeah, a new robber. Like word doesn't spread the A's. Rob any house except where that one psycho kid lives. I'm gonna fucking throw a brick at you. You're gonna throw a mousetrap at your scrotum. I'll light you on fire. Some people are like, I want a home alone that has realistic violence in it. No, no, no. Realistic consequences to the realistic violence. Like, no, no, I'd still keep the throwing the brick. Just have him be retarded for the rest of his life. Traumatized kid at the end. I just really like that they stuffed all of their kids in with other unknown passengers who have to deal with their... 1990 on an airplane. Children were essentially adults at this point, okay? This was before... Everything. Everything. This was before danger and... Danger is invented by John. No, I'm not talking about danger. I'm talking about being annoyed as fuck. Could you imagine being the other one with these 12 kids surrounding you in the plane? Hey, that ain't their problem. Oh my God, is that a gun? I know, I just feel like if you hate kids, you wouldn't have 12 of them. Yeah. Go imagine having 12 kids. Nightmare. Imagine having one. Nightmare. No, right? Fuck that. Then again, that's how we got into this mess in the first place. I like the idea that those are just three nooses. This is what 12 kids does to me. They're all prepared. They just stay there for the attempts. Like, ah, it's so close. Establishing the basement. I'm sure we'll be back here. I can't believe they don't even have a 4K TV, though. Shit, that made it. Wow, fucking poor people. Oh, the spookiest. Oh no. You know, wait. A long time ago in the south, they had three kids. Bring me juice. No. It's the spirit of Hitler. And then it was like, oh, the kids got in that one. Have you been reciting your Torah? I made my family disappear. What a beauty was the fox and Nick was the rabbit. Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula. I'm going to feed you to the tarantula. It's going to explode, though. This, by the way, is just representative of PTSD right now. Yeah, dude. Look at that stair. You just can't take it. I've seen some shit. I made my family disappear. I remember when jumping on the bed was the most exciting thing in the world. Exactly. Nowadays we're like, oh. But your parents' bed was the best. The older you get, the more you're like, no, I sleep in bed. Please don't mess up that bed. Oh, you're damaging it. The chest of no. It's sickening. Cool. Call your crackers. I'll see these for later. Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. I wouldn't say it like that. Buzz, your girlfriend. What the fuck? Woof. Woof. Fucking. I first off, I take heavy offense to that. Winchester. He made the right decision. In terms of what to play with you. Yeah. Oh, jeez. Angels with filthy souls. Oh, jeez. I've heard of this one. You dirty animal. Gabriel. Ah, the iconic moment that people would recite on the bus a jillion times. It's me, snakes. Snakes? It looks really good. I'm going to give you to the count of ten. To get your ugly, yellow, no good Keester off my property. Before I pop your guts full of lead. All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One, two, ten. Oh, snakes. He said he was sorry in everything. There's no bullet holes. There's no bullet holes. He reacted more to this person saying Keester than the kids saying yes. Fuck me. It takes a long time. My second connection. It's like the force. Oh, I forgot. Metellopathic force communication. Honey. You ever noticed how quiet this plane is? No turbulence. That we didn't do something. Now you feel that way because we left in such a hurry. We took care of everything. You blow me now. I want to sleep. Did you close the garage? That's it. I forgot to close the garage. Call the neighbors and say, hey, can you come and close the garage? Thanks. Actually, they've established that they can't do that. The phone lines are fucked up. Yep. Oh my goodness gracious. So they're going to have to send a telegraph. So the only way she would know that is if she confirmed who was with them, right? Because she could have just not realized that he's actually there. So she would have had to. You're going to want that on the right-hand side of the stairs to get out the door. Yeah. Nah. The locking ruined the movie again. Oh, that's... Through the magic of editing, out he goes. Captain, it's me, the stewardess. There's this lady in the back who forgot to bring her kid on the plane with her. Dude, what a laugh I would have. We're going to be making child services aware of this. So, yeah, call 911. Get the air, Marshall. Makes you feel any better. I forgot my reading classes. He's like, yo, what's up? He's like, oh, I wasn't like serious. But I got it all figured out. Watch this. The guy on the left kind of looks a little bit like, like if he shaved, he would be Doug Walker. Oh my God. Uh-oh. He may have a name, but he will now be Doug Walker. Sorry, Bob, you're Doug. That's right, that's his name, Mars. The one on the right is just discount Boba fat. Hey, it's Joe Pesci. So, um, I guess they don't have any neighbors. Because the whole thing was like, we can't call the house because the phone lines are down. So call your neighbor and tell them, hey, our kid is home alone. Do you mind, you know, do it next time? Especially at this time of the world, right? Well, as far as I know, like the storm affected everyone, right? I thought it was just the house. No, I don't think so. Oh, I think it was because the power line affected everyone on the street, right? Assuming that's true, you have friends that go through the street, right? They have 12 kids, they don't have friends. If you guys ever knew anything about films and cinema, and you knew how the language of movies works, you'd notice the incredible thematic relevance of them driving a car that has the word dodge written on the front. Also, would it be normal to have the police pick up the kid at this point? Well, as far as I know, I don't think anyone knows. No, but you would be able to call the police. Yeah, you could call the police. Yeah, you just couldn't call anyone on the street. It's like you wiped out the phones in the entire city. Well, they probably just can't contact them from the plane right now. Well, if they sit on the plane, the only reason they can't contact the house is because the phones are down, so that means they can contact the police. And then the police would be able to tell. I think they can't do the cops until the plane's landed. Is that what they said? Well, I would imagine that's what it is because nobody gets like, you know... Well, how would they know the phones are still down? And your cummies are so yummy they taste real good in my socks, Mr. Green. I don't remember those lyrics. Here we are talking about the logistics of how to get this problem solved and Frank's just talking about cum socks. Well, someone has to talk about the important stuff. Oh, well, I guess they can call the police now anyway. I imagine that the Grinch's finger would be green. Yeah, I feel like there's something there. Grinch and Sphinx. Like Grinch-ta, Grin-ta. Well, you know... Well, you know what's funny is that... Yeah, I feel like the Grinch already kind of describes any of us anyway. Who is this Peter and why are you calling the police? Oh, they are doing it. Me. Uh, Louis... Yeah, Marlene. I can't remember why this doesn't work, by the way. I can't be a wimp on the man of the house. Mm-hmm. What a Chad. I don't know. There's still a tarantula in there Just needed to be a hobo just the right like Oh And good trailer shot we're good Do you see em was like they should do a Home alone remake with him as an adult with the exact same situation. Just it would be fine I like the idea that he's like getting high or whatever in the house. He's like, oh my god Oh god, he has to do the whole thing, but that's that's that's how it explains sort of his adult level incompetence Is that he's just slammered out of mine and you do you have the same to fucking the wet bandits for the cold, right? It's just like they're really old though The left-hand side the bad Chicago flag oh, it's it's an ad for the flag and banner dot com Nothing but a bunch of answering machines. Oh, it's lame. It's just like a logo. It's not a flag Yeah, it's pretty pretty crap wait check on you son, but like he's like fucking 10, you know, generally just take him in They hate kids No answer you'd think they'd kind of force their way in at this point I feel like if the police are at their door one of the things they do is say it's the police Bullshit Lights are on you cock You were literally told by the mother that it's like a definitely a thing and it's a kid It's a big fucking house that no one's gonna hear a knock any god damn way There's nothing to Chicago. There's nothing to Chicago, New York, Nashville, you name it. Everything's gone. What about a private plane? No, I'm sorry. We don't do that Do that they don't do that. Well, just just look up private planes You just asked one person who said no, we don't do that because statistically most people cannot offer you a private plane flight And so I guess they just gave up But we have French which is in felt you need an update Would you like a baguette while you wait? Yes, that's an insensitivity Oh, it's okay. They're white. I can say anything So, yeah, this film does a lot of nah, that doesn't work At least they tried I just like the idea that they have this huge phone book She's like I called everyone only answer Okay, so maybe call them again at an hour. Yeah, no, no answer machines I care about my son. I asked one random lady about a private plane and I called some people once I Always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol drives your face out and makes you look older You didn't shave though. Yeah, but that's the meme I think Really know what it's for stickers and trading cards. Oh, no, don't do it like that. That's not gonna work Oh, I'm surprised this week this well so far. Oh, no. Oh, Jase Oh my god They all held in there until suddenly even the ones he wasn't standing on it just So you can hear it, you know spiders are fucking bad business when you can hear them Which is the one of the movies recently were they here bugs Dracula and told he could hear bugs I say that recently those like oh, yeah, that was Dracula. Yeah, he could hear like bugs Which you take a drive That's a shame there another there are no other houses with people around you. Oh, yes, let's take these three dollar catch keys Wow the timing on that Hey Harry that house we ran last night was that the McCallisters? Yeah, you're right. They're gone Why did they do that this way? Why would you why would you play that? Why would they have done it so that they knew because they would keep an eye on them Because Kevin ran over and clicked on the light to show someone was home Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is like why wouldn't they have it be based on them keeping an eye on the house rather than luckily They heard a call at a house. It's like damn Well, they were they were checking in multiple houses not just that one That's why he did that little light that little light display where he was showing I'll just repeat what I said, I guess why why why didn't they do it? So they were keeping an eye on everything and they noticed this instead of doing it. So it was really lucky Cut in line You trying to Why do you hate me Children No, my mom Go Jimmy Jimmy stop that kid But I'm giving a ticket dude that cop is like all trees. I don't think The spry young guy sent a far less qualified This is what this is what the income tax pays for get your money What I don't feel like this one. Oh, no Fucking regd, yo, so he stole some money. I gotta give up now brush. What a strange day Do you think the guy who's getting a ticket that kid must have been farting so hard The cop eventually gets back to the collar Wait if you farted you would go backwards because then you would your your pants would act like a sail, right? I don't know. I don't even know Because if you're in a sailboat you're being pulled by the sails that are pushed by the wind So you would push gas against the inside of your pants Which would then catch like sails and pull you backwards, right? Dude sounds like you haven't seen thunder pants. That's all I'm gonna say So you stole the ship and then was just a jerk. Yes. Yeah, that's the thing I kind of like it it backfires on him just because their asses duck. What's a funny? You did it again, didn't you? It's wrong with you. Why do you do that? I told you not to do it Harry. It's our calling card All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits I don't know in 2020. I don't know if that name is gonna hold up It's a sick thing to do in 2020. I can't they call something different like the Fosateers Hey, you gotta watch out for traffic son, you know Merry Christmas. Oh my goodness gracious. Do you see it? Wow his tooth and the wow He's the core. It's I'm gonna get I don't know Is he gonna get like diodes attached to his tooth or some torturous bullshit like that? That's kind of freaky whoa, oh my goodness You think being a thief is making better with faces, do you think you can see us? It's a massive and from 1990 I knew something was wrong. Why would he run chasing him right now? Why are you running? This fucking Star Wars music Deep in foreboding with just a hint of whimsy. I know we're gonna steal baby Jesus and turn on their fossing You've lost it. Let's get out of here. Oh, well, he couldn't be hiding behind something The baby Jesus is like, hey, what are you gonna do? Where is it that you acquired this outfit? He stole it from one of the mannequins that piece of shit I don't think they really do that with jackets and stuff anymore the zipper hood that goes down the back I think they stopped doing that. I think 90s was very experimental for fashion And basically none of it survived you seen modern fashion. It's pretty terrifying I don't know. I think it's pretty most people just wear normal stuff 90s was definitely an experimental era for I feel like you don't think that but you have seen what people with these days, right around here It's as much as normalish stuff. Oh, there's a whole of the world out there Yeah, I don't live in freak world Where everyone dresses like Christmas trees and Easter egg baskets or whatever it is clearly they dress as Halloween creatures Because it's the superior holiday imagine you like you could see that this is clearly what's happening from the outside You just like Well, so if you settle this up He has had a few hours to set this up if you suppose but to have this sort of knowledge to make this like all work Right, I would just be like keep an eye on any of them. They all move very robotically to the same way There's a pattern to the drunkenness I know right One played for all 70 people Yeah 12 pizzas for the pose in pimps. I got the shrimps Yeah black and white 100p French Locked up in a house Brags that in 2020 during a pandemic Boring Street in the United States of America. We're nothing even remotely dangerous. We'll ever happen We're attacked by a child the day before you left And that this really is their running joke, isn't it? Yeah, you did it again pizza guy The pizza place's tagline is no fiddling around Backdoor, please. So that's just dating profile I wouldn't do this if I was a pizza guy though. You're not an adventurous pizza guy Leave it on that door steppin get the hell out of here Well, what about the money will you have to pay for your pizza, sir? That effect how much do I owe you? That'll be 1180 sir. Oh He's nailed this 1180 that's 12 20th. Keep that change you filthy animal I Get your ugly yellow. No good key stir up my I feel like you'd call the police, right? He's never gonna I'd be like holy shit. Yeah, like I delivered a pizza the guy was a prick, but then he unloaded a machine gun Fired at me as I was leaving. I made it out alive somehow. Just make sure when you check the place hit the statue Is that a real Rolex? And the earrings you love the earrings. She's got her own earrings a whole shoebox full of What a legend I'm begging you from a mother to be honest with you. I would just open with it's about my child actually. Yeah, like lady I'm not a mother. I'm just old Though honestly, it's always like I really the sea is for my kid. I'd be like, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, okay What else you got, huh? What else you got more valuables? Well, you left your kid at home. Yeah, no Let's think about all the people who won't get her come on Eileen joke. I know, right? I just really like that line though. Is that a Rolex? Like do you think it is? I Wait a minute. He's starting to miss his family. What? Oh my goodness. It's almost like what her mother said earlier was true I remember when I had a small TV like this in my kid's room In your room fuck. Yeah, well lucky bitch Was your first TV black and white mine was no no was like I got like a hand me down I was like, well, it's bad. I was like a super small TV where I used my PS1 on See my folks were the type that says if you if we put a TV in your room You're just gonna stay up all night watching TV and they were probably right Oh, my mind put a TV in my room. I'm worried about that and I still have memories of being caught playing Lord rings third age really late in the night because you know that game was just fucking with it Man, how much money do you steal from this brother? I know Jesus This really must have been like the currency was worth more back then. He also doesn't pay for all this So it's just a fat cop. You know, yeah, but that wouldn't change anything because then he would have to get that same amount of currency Anyway, no, it's like you saw how many dollars that mr. Buzz had in his life savings And like milk is like a buck 19 and stuff. Yeah, but it would have so that was actually a lot of dollars that buzz had It's not to be the same amount anyway like to get all this stuff It would have to be this much amount of money that he'd have sure but my point being is that buzz actually had more more money in that Box, I thought you're talking about Buzz Lightyear. No, he's I thought you was referring to Buzz Lightyear Fucking kid who got he or to Kevin kick the crap out. Yeah, Nick from Colby's glove house. Yeah Brought that reference back and so I couldn't be edited out of this video Worrying sounds, but I think it's growing new cables You're a really nosy cunt. Yeah. Yeah, it's like cashiers don't care. Where's your mother sally? So this is how this works. You work here for a minimum wage. I give you money So that I can walk out of here with groceries. You hear me, bitch. I don't need your fucking interrogation. Oh Now wrap up the gorgonzola I guess part of this film is like a child doodle adult stuff but getting adult results By cashiers who don't get paid enough to care that much Right. Oh jeez Got them Jews yet. I'm very hungry Nazi is a defeat Well, that's kind of thematically relevant. You have to just ban them off twitter silence them and they will go away No, yeah, just tell them shut up last night to place his job. Well, yeah people can move I don't get it. I like to be people were here and now they're not in that same location It's insane. I don't understand what you're thinking about dog dog I'm expecting to go to another house and then capture another voicemail. They're like, oh my god I mean apparently they they robbed the whole fucking city here, but they have to still go in here You're just so obsessed with this one fucking house It's real big though. I mean, what do you think they got in there the hope diamond? That was Okay, I was really curious and I looked up the minimum wage that that worker would have been getting paid at the time And it was three dollars and eighty cents. There's no way that that woman cared for three dollars Hey, she looks good currency was worth way more back then Oh, they think this is a real conversation Yeah, I don't know why you wouldn't assume they're watching tv in there, you know Yeah, I assume that's what he thought which is good thing. There was just a big string of firecrackers in there They were they were from bud's thing, right? You see the the problem is they've already done this gag improved on it though It's even bad Also, look at how much more animated marvels or dug right? Yeah, you mean dug? Oh, yeah Oh, that flip syncing was really bad. Hey the kid's trying But somebody just got blown away clearly done somebody beat to the job. They're in there There was arguing one of them blew the other one away. I thought I recognized one of their voices And I know I heard that name snakes before Let's get out of here Let's wait and see who it is We worked this neighborhood, too. No Supposedly the cops figured it out. Why would you want to work a neighborhood for more than one house? You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like you'd want to really get away from the last place you robbed move far away from it They say It's probably the opposite of I don't know I mean, there's probably some level of schism there like like people want to see if they got away with it But not in the sense that they returned to the crime scene to do more crime. I don't think Nothing available. May I help you get a hotel room in the city tomorrow afternoon? We can get you a flight to Chicago. I can't wait that long Tomorrow afternoon. That's not like terrible. Well, she should just be I don't know why she's gonna call the police more Yeah, also like well book me for it now So that at least I know that this spot is there and if I find a new one then well I've been from chicago to paris to dallas to oh, she's been like jumping around a little place I am trying to get home to my eight-year-old son. And now that I'm this close. You're telling me it's hopeless Oh my god, john candy. No, no, no, no wait. This is Christmas. Oh shit Oh, yeah, I forgot he was in there Crimbus and I don't care if I get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it cost me everything I own if I have to sell me some more to the devil himself Yes I am going to get home. Too much candy. Do anything. I can get you a hotel room Excuse me. What? Excuse us Trust me. I got beer on my shirt But here in your we've got a little bit of a dilemma there. We got a crisis ourselves. Gus Polinsky all right polka king of the midwest Oh, of course polka 12 people know about that including you The other 11 you might have reckoned polka polka polka. No, read the room. It's not working likes polka Kiss me polka polka twist Look, these are songs. Jesus christ. Stop. Yeah. Yeah, we some fairly big hits for us, you know in the early 70s, you know Yeah, we sold about Stop now. I'm mad. Stop you. This is like a doc walk us good right now. Anyway, I'm dead rain winner Oh, jeez. It's quite dry. Oh, jeez. You give me a ride? A ride to Chicago? Sure. Yeah, it's christmas time. Thank you. If we're any other time we ditch you We just want to spread good polka cheer if it were halloween. We'd kill you Yeah, if it was halloween, we'd polka you with a uh bike I mean, yeah, that works They were really curious to find out who was in the house, huh? I don't know that driving there would be any faster though than walking No, no, I've been waiting till the next afternoon. I suppose. Oh, yeah Well, we're they're getting they're trying to get from where to where they're in Grand Canyon, Chicago, right? Yes, that's like a 12 hour drive Then that would be faster. Yeah, kind of fairly that would be no so a day has 24 hours in it But that's assuming they drive 12 hours straight through the night Even if they stopped once or twice, that's still be faster. Oh my and yeah, of course Yeah, because there's a lot of people who could take over the shift of driving. That's true They'll definitely be faster. I don't know how he made that out in that bubble. I I Just look like blue The movie name that's the name of the movie I rob them so you don't have to We wrote the 11 house stay that house is the only reason we started working this block in the first place Ever since I laid eyes on that house. I wanted That's very specific. That's very loud. I want to do us is here in this I mean, do they know if any of these people might be coming back any points Oh my god Well, I'm deaf. Thanks guys Why would you be sitting inside this metal box with all this shit going on? No, you just put your mouth on it No Just a tip, please Just give a little look is on the tip. Oh my god. Could you imagine 12 hours of that? She comes out all her hair is torn out of her head and she's just like thank fucking god Ask claws this house. What do you think the s stands for? Uh, satan No, I think that's just like a prefix. I think that's Spanish for it is right Oh, thanks Damn santa's got some cute else Like they're in a row waiting for their turn or How long can you get given criss-kringle a parking ticket at christmas eve? Hey, what's wrong? You're not really santa claus Sorry, it's really cold here. My breath is getting really Okay, I know you're not the real santa claus. What makes you say that just out of curiosity. I'm wondering how you drive a honda Would you please tell them that instead of presents this year? I just want my family back Oh, that's really sad They all dead dying a horrible accident in front of your face or are you gonna grow up to be a super villain? Wait, hold on a second. I'm parking to hit you. You didn't have to lay this on me. Yeah, I have a seagate Everybody sees santa's gotta get Something here pull out your little paw there Just We take tax We take tax from a stranger Did you call it a paw or a claw? I think he's a paw. You're probably just like medical pills that he spray painted over or something Oh, no no clutch is out while the accelerator goes in It's a balance dude santa is not every car is different He's used to his sleigh him a break You know sleigh the word and the pronunciation did wonders for horror santa movies Oh, yeah. Oh, they were so fortunate that that word existed. I miss my family. I must take them Well, okay My family Where's the shovelman? We need the shovelman back Suddenly just steps right in front of him Oh no Not yet so I Come on. Say hello to gibus. Hey gibus. You just like stays at gibus for a while. He was like, what? Fuck you're looking at Move it or lose it beat it hit the road There are not a lot of people watching this It could be practice. Yeah, because they do it on Christmas. Yeah Recording a more whimsical dark souls soundtrack This is gonna be a great boss fight. This one is like a really guilty one. It's like a nice person You're killing like once you get them down to a quarter health This starts playing take the four best singers and have them castrated immediately He's never been to a church before because his parents are filthy heathen pagan tree worshipers That's why they have 12 kids All the swingers orgies they go to where they praise baha Do you think they're gonna do a christianity cinematic universe with all the disciples individual movies and then the I thought you said chan cinematic universe there for a second And I was like Satan is in the house of the lord. He's just keeping an eye on the enemy Oh, Jesus. Why do you never speak all bad? Oh my crumbus You don't look as creepy and see now we've gotten to the point where a better movie could have been made Where the two of them battle the bandits at the house your stinger track didn't play maybe you'll be over at this time I'm molesting her next You live next to me, don't you? Oh, no, don't confirm that you say hello when you see me You don't have to be afraid. I'll kill you quickly going around about me, but none of it's true I didn't kill all of those people in those horrible ways. I swear I didn't kill and eat that busload of children that was struck by a train. That was not me That was my twin brother or hey. Are you feeling bad about yourself? No Constantly haunted by my own mortality in my later years, but other than that i'm fine I really haven't been too good this year Yeah I'm looking for some guidance here. He's like Well, have you ever tried just stuffing it inside and ignoring it until it bubbles up to the surface in 12 years? No, you become the quiet kid I find a great way to let off steam is killing children and you can hurt them when they hurt you That's not just because you're young one or the real reason I'm so glad you resolved this my eyes were drying out from all the not leaking I'm not welcome at church because I murdered people I'm not welcome with my son. Oh jeez. Now we're unpacking something before you and your family moved on the block I had an argument with my son How old is he too? Oh, we lost our tempers And I said I didn't care to see him anymore I'm afraid if I call him he won't talk to me. How do you know? I don't know. I'm just afraid he won't No offense, but I don't know that sounds like square one. So what do you have to work? We lose really a little old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid That's true. I've always been afraid of our basement It's dark. There's weird stuff down there. That's not that dark really No, it really isn't. Yeah It's actually when the thing is well lit. Yeah, like it gets really well lit when that thing roars. Hmm. I don't appreciate that But if you turn on the lights, it's no big deal. What's your point? Get it? It's snow big deal What if he won't talk to me? At least you'll know then you could stop worrying about it And he won't have to be afraid anymore. I'm supposed to give advice to you piece of shit Oh Whenever I'm in the basement and the old stove starts roaring up. I can hear off the high By the way, I don't know what it means Yeah, isn't it kind of late to be this laid back right now kevin Where's my grandparents said that they always show me clothes last year I got a sweater with a big burr knitted on it. Oh, that's nice Not for a guy in the second grade You can get beat up for something like that. Uh, your grandparents hate you That's why you should bring your gun to school, little child. Yeah Yeah, tell you what I have an old gun that I captured from an american I killed in world war two here. You go ahead and you take it Hold it sideways now Sideways gets you double damage. Yeah Respect from your homies Me? Yeah, you and your son. We'll see what happens. Merry Christmas Merry Christmas It's crumbus as soon as you leave this place you just hear gunfire and screaming DJ was really proud of that one He's fucking head banging right now. This is not what I expected to come up right now It is time. I can't believe it takes this long to see him fuck up the The bandits because I remember that just being what the film was about Yeah, I We haven't had any of it yet really One hour 13 minutes I know the trailer hinged on the whole house thing and it took this long to get here It's time to prepare. Wait, how long does he have? Minutes He has one hour He literally has one hour the bell the bell told eight Damn, you know, what's what's interesting is that I thought the whole movie was like about him defending the house But it's only the last Did you hear anything we just I'm sorry. Well, no, that's literally what I said and what bell said Really? No, you didn't I can't believe it takes this long to see him fuck up the The bandits because I remember that just being what the film was about. Yeah We haven't had any of it yet really Yeah I don't think so also you his little drawing that probably would have taken about 40 minutes He needs a full like fucking week for this. I know Really getting into this groovy tune though. Jeez. Mm-hmm. I mean, this is what we came here to see This is the big the portal scene in endgame, you know I'm waiting for rag to tell us this is the big portal scene from endgame Oh, shit, it's a spider. Spooders just vibing sponder And he has three minutes to spare Thank goodness And they were on time nice, right? It's a good thing. They're not early How do you want to go in? We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in you never know I mean, that's just kids or something. Yeah, interesting plan, but all right How do you want to go in try the back door? See if they'll let us in I don't know. I just feel like that those exact words could be used in a different scenario. I mean Mm-hmm. Crimbus. Why don't you have two forks? What is this high-class bullshit? Well, one is the macaroni pork and the other one isn't one of them gold I think they're gold forks Wait, you have time to cook this as well. Yeah. Yeah, they're gold forks and wait, they're all gold holy shit It's just gold plated. Oh my god I do just love the whole scenario. It's such a bizarre thing for these two Merry Christmas, little fella We know that you're in there Honestly, if I was on that team, I'd be like, I think already we're kind of ruining our chances It's any clothes. It's any clothes. We're not gonna hurt you. No, no That's nice presents for you shoot a minute dingus Why don't you have a seat there and get comfortable Yes, that's what a rational thief would just run the fuck away. Why would you do that? Well, clearly you clearly you should pull back now it up. Okay It wasn't a hot shot kid come on should it aim for the eyes Oh my goodness, he's paralyzed I can't feel my head three broken ribs Yeah, we need uh, we need health bars I know Yeah status indicators like you've been immobilized The little combat thing where it zooms into the broken back Don't each step like another fragment of his pelvis comes off Oh I do like it gets to the point where these guys don't even care about stealing anymore. They just want to prove they can get it His neck soft into the landing it's fine. It's funny because The kids got all these different things set up, but he's like bored that they can't even get past this bit He's like come on guys, that's what's the first phase And that's what happens when you wear church shoes to a robbery But that wasn't even in the door Easy I did it But well fuck that door frame anyway You do kind of feel like you've won once you're in right you're like I've done it now, right? Yeah, I win Is this going to rely on him stepping in a very specific spot or doing a very specific thing? No, I'll do it Nicely done How could it have hit him like that but not left to mark on his nose because How's he not bleeding really bad right now? I like if these two are all like fucking disco These two are discos like do you get past the stares like how? Imagine it would have just been the tip of the iron just going right into his fucking skull He's back down the stairs Oh Right horribly mutated This is a great shot Like why would you even continue is he blind? Whenever anyone steps on a nail at anything it's like Like you could feel that nail It can't go back in 10 seconds if only I would have moved quicker Oh, fuck I was well aware of the danger and I can still do nothing Think it's just the surprise at all, you know Oh, wait, you gave up Yep, I guess so Yeah, he's good luck going back up those stairs Then could have still been on you idiot I would not With the traps we've already had running head first like just not something I do in this house Clearly this child is some supernatural agent of some day or spirit of vengeance You not now He's such a flopsie, dude This doesn't even this is just annoying It's better than the doorknob. Thanks. Oh no Oh, no, no one would ever have looked down After I stepped on a trap nail, I would be really concerned about where I stepped from this point forward He continues to speak down Genuinely, this is still more intelligent than the stormtroopers Very Just started eating them Do you like I'd be more careful where I step after the nail, you know, I'd already been out of here I rammed my feet down on the floor often Oh my god Okay for 1990 Do you feel funny? What is it? You're missing some teeth What? That's why I go to I go to I kill him You can't say that Oh my god snap off the cahonis Snap him off to do sheer tension. Oh my goodness No, my hopes are being wronged My address is 656 Lekin Bolhorn My name's Murphy I'm pretty sure he could have just done that without the voice Yeah, I don't know where he is It's like you're a kid, who cares about you That front lip Shoot him You have a gun, shoot him I mean if you're gonna choose between your gun and a tarantula, I mean come on Look kid, I ain't in it I ain't in it I ain't in it Oh jeez Oh my goodness Man, he even sounds like Doc Wall Exactly You built this He did indeed Jesus Christ He had a whole hour You can see it dips in the middle He's not gonna make it the whole way He's an insane lad And he did it in 56 minutes I remember this, but really well He's like, why are you doing this, Mom? Just flick it off with it You have to pummel him Yes I do, I'm Doug Walker Can I get it? Where is he? I'm getting out of here I caught the sound effect that he had Imagine a broad jacket for outside That was clearly not Macaulay Culkin He looks like a guy with a tall head Oh my God Oh Jesus That's probably fine You see they're looking at it too How about try full of this Wait, I feel like the fourth time he does this And we do it and we add an old He's not calling it from a tree house Come on That's the way he said it Tree house It reminds me of fucking Ifa It was always a bad argument Fuck off You're combined weight Now they got hit by a crowbar Your combined weight is not gonna be good for that I would instead go back the way I came Cause this seems a little more risky Especially with both of you at once And the fact that he can cut it at any point And the fact that a child created this It would be hilarious if they got right to the middle and the tree house just fell on him Cause all the pressure on the tree Go back Go back He's probably wearing like feet coloured shoes at this point It was like how are you gonna survive A poor actor, yeah Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait He wants us to follow I got a better idea, come on Yeah, if I was on the team Let's just leave Let's go back to the house and take their shit That's kind of what we came for Wait, is this the house they already biggled? Yeah, yeah We outsmarted you this time Run back out of here Exactly what he did to us I'll burn his head with a blowtorch Burn his face with an iron Slap him right up See, this would be way better if he actually killed them and stabbed them over and over Run child Finish him Shovel Slayer wins Flawless victory Fatality I just can't remember the stories, they were true Alright, you need to step out here while I decapitate these guys Maybe you guys could turn that tap off by the way We've been looking for you two guys for a long Shut up! Oh my god Officer assault Big lights I was a little bit creepy for a moment when they with the songs died You're a tough justice You're gonna star in the Irish win me We did it Man, he cleaned up and everything Pretty hilarious, they just cut This zoomed out and everything else was a complete shit job The whole house is destroyed but thank god we weren't robbed Tell me you wanna talk about bad parents We've been playing poker for 12 hours I mean more of them Joe over there He forgets his kid's names half the time Vinnie, bus driver, McGee You know who he calls that Have you ever gone on vacation after John? Bro? How would you like to go on vacation right now? But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once It was terrible I was all distraught and everything The wife and I We left a little tight care I'm sorry, I'm still deaf from your instruments All day We went back at night You know when we came to our senses This song would be much better If it was explained to you through verse Hit it, boys He was over there He's okay You know they get over it Kids are resilient like that Maybe we shouldn't talk about this You brought it up Fucking wreck dude Just so we know Your parents have 12 kids You're probably going to feel some cum stains on that bed Snowing in winter Insane Aw, wishes aren't real Damn it I swear that room looked different when he was sending it up Well no, because he specifically told that one guy To tell Santa Not to bring him presents or anything like that He didn't want any of that He just wants his family back No, it didn't come true Well, hold up Santa's like wait Hang on, hang on, hang on He got his elves to try and furiously Create these people Real close Wait a minute, Buzz's haircut isn't horrible Frankenstein Monsters Yeah, man God, how dark of the movie She came back and she hit the swinging of a rope Oh no, some free Build the thing Build the wall I just lost my words, just forget it Edit that out Oh my god, the rubber, shoot it He left his traps up, so she tried to get in He got a fucking Nail through her foot I just looked like they did this It's like you abandoned me You fucking forgot I existed I'm so sorry Sorry I forgot you existed son Yeah, he'd be lying if he said this was fun So Yeah, it's like I'm just glad you're back But mostly for utilitarian reasons And emotionally I despise you Where's everybody else? They forgot about you too Maybe they couldn't come They wanted to somewhat No, I didn't fall asleep in that You said that, but for no reason Oh, here come these selfish fucks It's like what is the awk of this movie Didn't they establish this was hell for him You little jerk You're such a disease I'm going to feed you to my tarantula Hey, Kev Jesus, man It's pretty cool that you didn't burn the place down Thanks, Bush Yeah, we're okay now, I guess I stole your money Yeah, and I destroyed your room I stole your money to buy nails in a blue torch Thank you, Merry Christmas Well, someone has to find an open store We don't even have milk here I went shopping yesterday They literally don't know what shopping is Yeah, they're all like You bought like one jug of milk For 12 people I stole it I stole it The police chased me That's almost killed two people It wasn't the same Story about the shovel guy, it's all true I feel like he could not have cleaned this place up As efficiently as he did, but you know The magic of Christmas But then, you know, 56 minute traps I'm pretty sure anything's possible Well, it's like who the fuck Ripped all my shells He's like a carpenter, he built new ones Got him all in He reunited with his son He spots him looking He's like, no, this is someone else I didn't want him to think the wrong thing He's like, what changed you mind, dad He's like, I don't want to tell you I went to church He cleaned up everything except the room I guess fair enough because the wood was broken Yeah, I'd be like, fuck you, asshole We're not friends Now that I know what I'm capable of Don't fuck I got a blow torch and a trip wire And I know how to use it But with more things And Donald Trump And somehow it's the wet bandits again I don't know how I can't remember how they explain that They're the sticky bandits in the next one And in Home Alone 2 We'll have one less home I was surprised Home Alone doesn't take place in a home That's what I'm saying Home Alone 2, sorry Bro, the whole thing down, man Whole thing But does it take place in an alone? Yes, it does Alone home Also, alone home again I was surprised how long it took to get to the fun part I forgot about everything else It's a lot of build-up It's a slow burn, it's trying to establish All of the things It does a really good job getting you Ready to see people falling over And I tell you, when we got there It was good times We had fun watching the movie Soundtracks were really memorable We made our, yeah, I like the Star Wars music Yeah I enjoyed Our discussion about the Events as they progressed As things Happened It was points of amusement, interest Things occurred, I was Kindly keen on seeing how they would play out Yeah, and Darth shovel had an arc He did indeed Really the perfect movie See, back in the 90s, like a lot of these problems Like wouldn't be an issue today You know, everybody's got cell phones Everybody's connected one way or another If you can't find one way around a problem from a distance You can always find another Back then, of course, that just wasn't a thing So it's like, you have to keep Yeah, they're gonna make a modern remake They have to really take some of these things into account Exactly, so it's like Kevin's cell phone Will have no signal, just miraculously And You know, his internet will be down Miraculously It's like a dark one, like he's an alcoholic And he's like fucked up in his home Any similarity to these incredible things Happening in real life is Unbelievable, actually You don't need to club your friend with a crowbar To stop a spider I mean, you could if you wanted to True, and I suppose Depending on who you ask, you're killing two birds with one stone What is it with you and birds? You ever just flushed it? I have a thing with birds now You have always had a thing with birds I have missed opinions on birds We're retconning this I enjoy chickens, turkeys Go on Grouses Arctic Arctic turns Grouses though What the fuck are grouses I like Starlings are alright, I suppose Like he gives me the german name I don't even know what the fuck that is in german Cuckaburras Pretty nifty I guess they're alright Robbins Robbins are fine They're like starlings, they're fine How could you tolerate starlings? They shit on your car Stop ruining a segway Not really, every once in a while maybe But I guess I just haven't really had that problem That's right, I'm sorry I enjoy secretary birds And flamingos Casuaries Are kind of nifty They're cool, they're alright They're the ones that Cornish hens I really like Cornish hens What have we done Cornish hens are delicious It's gonna take hours It's normally a sure sign that spring Has well and truly sprung magpie Swooping pedestrians and bike riders On the streets of Sydney It's still winter, but Sydney's Spring menace It's already swooping in This street in San Suzy was in the firing line today But you bring me But it was more than just a fright for Emily while walking with her son In Maruba The first thing I knew about it I'd been struck on the head There was no warning It left her bleeding I was thankful that I got hit And that it didn't go for him It's just remain calm And confidently just walk Carefully away from the area You can use a stick Or put your arms in the air According to magpie alert There's been around a hundred Swoopings in Sydney this month With people from England To the beaches To the east To the north And southwest suburbs Through the breeding season They're protecting their nests And they protect usually Around a hundred metres Around their nest sites Warning signs are going up For the next few weeks People are urged to simply Use some space Change their walking tracks To change their cycling tracks To wear some headgear It's thought only around A hundred magpies attack But when they do it May not always be random Researchers shown They can not only recognise faces But also remember Who keeps coming back into their territory How'd you bring me How'd you bring me And so concludes The discussion on Home Alone Oh yeah If y'all ain't had a Cornish hen though Like seriously Give it a try Give it a try How are we having a Corn? That'd be a corny hen Okay so Okay I think this is pretty funny I just googled Cornish hen And if I would translate it Into English it says Indian fighter What? As the race of the birds No they're like They're like chickens sort of They're not like Yeah I know Yeah they're Like it's like a chicken They're little chickens And they're absolutely delicious Yeah apparently in German They're called Indian fighter If I would translate it word for word Indian fighter Yes Oh you know It's really funny That you mentioned Indian fighter One of my distant relatives Was Armstrong Custer What does that have to do with Home Alone It doesn't You don't know No he mentioned It's so obvious He mentioned Indian fighter Which segwayed into George Armstrong Custer A very distant relative of mine I assume it's true It's what my parents have told me It is very I don't know I was born in you Rumbly Sweet Ohio Wow He's dead though so Oh He ruined the whimsy Damn I was hoping he was still He was still around Maybe watching EFAP you know Could have had him on But no Life had fun Who Chase Custer Are you talking about Chase Yeah who are you talking about Both of them are dead Wait Chase is dead No Chase Chase and Custer Custer graduated I'll meet at the bottom of his class But No Chase is dead But he's dead to me Excuse me He's using now right Like that's where he's at He's dead Man Sorry guys I'm dead today Sorry guys I died I'll be better later I'm like Jesus I guess I'm getting over it Well it's really more of It's really like a day and a half But you know Anyway Merry Crumbus everyone Yeah Merry Crumbus Yeah Hope you'll learn something Hope you'll learn something about the birds I wonder what Is this going to come out In August of next year Something like that Or what Around Christmas Should we be saying like Happy I don't know Happy Christmas Probably next year I don't think We'll be able to make it Happy 4th of July everybody We'll see Bye bye Yeah everyone Have a Yeah Have a good afternoon