 After being criticized for hiding from the public for almost a week when he's very likely going to be the Democratic Party's nominee Joe Biden finally decided to show his face on Monday And he made up for his absence by going on a media tour on Tuesday And it went about as good as you'd expect a Joe Biden media tour to go and there's a series of clips that I want to show you that Should definitely give people who supported Joe Biden at least you know a second thought at a minimum But at worst full-on buyer's remorse because this man is not capable of leading So first watch this clip where he claims Donald Trump is soft on xenophobia And he describes him as a yo-yo and now he's being soft on his xenophobia in the past So I just I just can't figure the guy. It's like I don't know. It's like watching a yo-yo. I Shouldn't have said it that way. It's like watching that way. I want to ask you. I want That's okay. That silence was Painful. Oh like it's it's physically cringeworthy and My reaction as I watched that was basically the reaction that Joe Biden had on his face I'll be it for different reasons Now in this same interview He tried to make a point And then he just gave up Take a look We have never never never failed to respond to a crisis as a people and I tell you what I'm so darn proud And those poor people who have lost Anyway Mood Now in this next clip same interview mind you He Kind of gets into a little bit of a disagreement with himself and there's this was back and forth between him and himself um The look on nicole wallace's face Is going to forever be etched In my memory. We should be we should be making those masks. We should be moving on those ventilators. We can do that Why doesn't he just act like a president? That's a stupid way to say Sorry Go ahead No, no, I probably best I don't Vote for Joe Biden. They said he's our best shot against Donald Trump. They said like at at a certain point I feel like Being incredibly pessimistic and cynical just turns into laughing at the horrible situation that we're all in like we're in the apocalypse and we're all going down like We're about to hit an iceberg. We're all on the titanic and you know, what do you do? But laugh and let me just say this to the viewers at home You deserve someone who looks at you the way that nicole wallace looks at joe biden As his brain starts melting on national television Now um Moving on to a different different interview. He went on the view And he made an incredibly sound and cogent point for once about trump's handling of covet 19 and whether or not people should return to work I'm just kidding. Of course What he said was completely incoherent. This is saraheans in hot topics We talked about trump saying the government would reassess the recommended period for keeping businesses shut and people at home Are you at all concerned as trump said that we cannot let the cure be worse than the problem itself? We have to take care of the cure That will make the problem worse no matter what We have to take care of the cure That Is I'm sitting here reading this quote back to myself over and over and over again and like I'm the math lady meme where numbers are like flying past my head I'm literally crying I don't know what to say This man very clearly should not be the democratic party's nominee and let me just say I don't know what his staff gave him before that last debate or told him Whatever their strategy was whatever the particular substances that they gave to him were I'd like to know so please DM me my DMs on twitter are open if you follow me just let me know Because I want some of that because I mean he's clearly in cognitive decline and it is genuinely sad like Yes, this is horrible because he's a bad politician He's a bad person his policies hurt people and won't protect people But at the same time like you can't not feel bad because this is clearly someone Who's lost who should be at home spending time with his grandchildren? Um keeping six feet of course, but I mean it just He shouldn't be doing this and this is a point that I've made consistently throughout the course of this primary Joe biden should not be doing this and it's almost It feels somewhat cruel To have his staffers parade him around when clearly he's not capable of doing this like It's it's sad to watch like i'm laughing not necessarily at Joe biden although kind of but i'm laughing more at the situation because it's like We're in The sequel of idiocracy, but you know, this is this is nonfiction like It's just it's the times that we're living in are so absurd that fiction Couldn't even really capture just how strange the times are if we made up some type of alternate political reality about american politics, but um, let me move on because I have one last clip to show you and I think that this one I wanted to say for a last because I think this is Like a grand finale in a way not necessarily because he messes up But just because the exchange between him and jake tapron cnn was just so cringe worthy Um and kind of funny. I had to share it sanders is is ramping up for the next round of primaries Including in the state of new york Excuse me, you know, you're supposed to cough into your elbow. I don't know sir I learned that actually covering your white house that you know, actually actually that's true But fortunately i'm alone in my home, but that's okay. All right. I agree. You're right You should just it's just it's kind of old school to do it with your hand do it into the elbow You're supposed to do it. Um, thank you. Let me let me ask you Given the the coronavirus pandemic. Do you think the democratic national committee should call off The planned in-person democratic convention this summer? No, I don't think so I think we ought to be able to conduct our democratic processes as well as deal with this issue But look that decision we made is a state of the nation at the moment But I don't think it should be called off and I don't think we should call off any of the elections. I just wow and To his point about holding elections the way that he kept repeatedly coughing into his hands is precisely why We shouldn't hold elections unless they are vote by mail We need to do this. Will it be difficult to set up? Yes But make it happen. We have no choice democracy must go on But voting in person is dangerous because people like that will cough in their hands touch voting machines in danger workers at the poll who are oftentimes elderly like What do you say like I I've worked in retail I've worked in fast food and let me just say people are germ machines and they spread it Without even thinking like they cough on their hands swipe their credit card enter in their pin number It's it's disgusting and as someone who is a germaphobe with you know, uh, obsessive compulsive compulsive disorder um, I know firsthand how dirty people are because I'm very hyper aware of How people kind of just um touch everything touch their face. It's just you see germ spreading in real time So the thought of even more people Going to the polls during a global pandemic when the cdc and world health organization Is definitely saying we have to social distance. We have to self quarantine It's uh, it's it's frightening right to be real And can I just say that the coronavirus background that cnn has had on for the past week or so? It's a little creepy kind of in poor taste. Um, I don't know Maybe you know, I shouldn't have said that it doesn't matter But like it just it weirded me out in a way So I mean look, I I don't know what to say about this We're seeing what was obvious for months joe biden clearly he's not He's not capable of running the country and to put him up against donald trump The likelihood of him beating donald trump, I think it's slim, you know, uh, unless The economy really does tank due to coronavirus I like I don't know at this point in time politics is so weird But I mean like even if he's able to beat trump Do we really expect him to be an adequate leader? Do we really expect him to respond to the needs of people? No, it's going to be his handlers and advisors Running the show and it's just the situation is grim that you know, I kind of I feel like I have to laugh at it because if I don't Then all we have Is just you know black pill depression Sadness so whatever joy that can take Out of this horrible predicament that we're all in I think we should we should take it and run with itself Watching all of these cringe-worthy joe biden interviews puts a smile on your face Don't feel bad about it. I'm not because um Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction and we are certainly in that time