 Folks, I've talked about Walter Masterson on the main show, on the Humanist Report main show before. The things that he gets people to say and do, I mean this is a god-tier troll. So this is what he tweeted out, I had a vaccine expert speak to a corn dog and that's really all you need to know and he does in fact accomplish this. So I'm against mandating vaccines. They're saying that the spike protein, the only antigen is the spike protein in the, what's it called, in the Pfizer vaccine. Note the subtle switch. Talk about that. Okay, he's trying so hard to keep it together. You can tell he's about to just lose it. But she's literally talking into a corn dog and she has no idea. A vaccine expert speaking into a corn dog. Yeah, you don't know what's in it. I work as a pharmacy technician for 20 years. Wait, okay. So she noticed the corn dog there, right? And she just kind of like played it off. Yeah, this is a gigachat move. Absolutely. Yeah, you don't know what's in it. I work as a pharmacy technician for 21 years. So I kind of know my stuff. Farmers up. The fact that this lady works as a pharmacy technician and she's anti-vax is horrifying. Horrifying. This is not a profession that you should be in if you are this scientifically illiterate. You just talked into a corn dog lady. You just talked into a fucking corn dog and you even noticed that you were talking into a corn dog. Like she'll look down and she's unfazed. She thinks it's a microphone. I'm sure she just wasn't aware, to be fair, obviously, but I mean, he just has a way of making people look so silly and he doesn't really do that much. He just kind of gives them enough rope to hang themselves and lets them speak and it's great. I work as a pharmacy technician for 21 years. Let's listen to what she's saying now besides the corn dog thing. How can they know injecting something? Yeah, you don't know what's in it. She's saying you don't know what's in it. You're a pharmacy technician. Why would you say this? And she's saying this to someone who has a camera. She's saying this into a microphone. Jesus Christ. It's just shocking, right? So there's a little bit more. I don't know if this is from if the corn dog lady's in here, but this is Walter Masterson attending an anti-vax rally. I don't know where this is. I believe he is in L. OK, yeah, he's in LA. So we're going to watch a little bit more of his trolling. This is just the shit show. This is a nightmare. Imagine showing up to this event. As part of like the anti-vax crowd or to confront them either way, like you're leaving with a headache, like this is a nightmare. No, I can sit down. I know you're a doctor, but I ran out of Facebook. That used to be a user that told me everything I need to know. I trust Facebook. It's all bullshit. It's not a game. Wait a minute, tell me what we're here for. We are here for discrimination against people who don't wear masks. OK? Oh, wait, so this also right here. Discrimination against people who don't wear masks. Because now all of a sudden, anti-maskers, according to some people, should be a protected class in the United States. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline, folks. Why did you to wear a mask? This hospital that has sick people. Why did you believe that hospital with sick people did not want to spread a communicable disease? What crazy shit. She like that just went right over her head. She didn't even realize that she was getting trolled there. That's how stupid these people are to me. My Soros check was two weeks late, and the fresh baby that I got was like already dead by the time I ate it. It had been dead for like two days. And I was like, dude, this doesn't taste as good as from when I worked at CNN. You have the antibodies. Instead of just putting the weakened version, they putting the spike protein, you have the whole virus inside you. That is the whole reason. We have a doctor in the house. We have a doctor. The whole reason you get a vaccine in the first place. How long have you been a doctor? I've not been a doctor, but I actually follow the science. I actually follow the real scientist. Tell me about all the epidemiologists and immunologists you've spoken to. So I know what I'll give you, this. At least you're wearing the American flag. I'm wearing the American flag so that people know I'm a winner. He doesn't hate America. He's actually in T-phone. Oh, OK. Oh, well, I'll give you that. I'm actually in T-phone. George Soros pays me to speak the truth. Just just take the Soros money, man. Good-bye, Attica. Loser! I believe everything but the election. That's how gullible I am as a human being. Yes, I am a white trash loser. Yeah, anyone who holds this fucking piece of shit flag is a fucking loser. OK, so now he's going like mask off there, right? Now he's he's letting them know because they kind of like uncovered him. That idiot said, oh, he's Antifa. No, he's trolling you. You absolute fucking idiot. He's trolling you, trying to get you to see how stupid you look. OK, and the issue is that like the things that that lady was spouting off like she was talking about spiked proteins when you see when you see like these misinformation websites, I've seen them before. They look legitimate, right? And if you don't know any better, if you're not actually an epidemiologist, which I don't think anyone in the chat is, I'm silly not like basically if you go to one of these websites, they look legitimate and they use scientific sounding words. It's it's seemingly technical. So because of that, people think, oh, this must be legitimate. This must be a real thing. But in actuality, it's bullshit. These are hucksters who are misinforming people either for views and clicks or because they believe what they are espousing. But either way, it's it's harmful. Now he's just like ripping into him. She's a domestic terrorist. I wonder when he found that out. Oh, I see you doing. How are you doing? Hey, everyone, you're an idiot. I'm an idiot. Say no to passports in general. No more passports. Open borders. You think we're going to be dead soon? He thinks he thinks we're going to be dead soon because we took the vaccine. You know that everyone that's dying right now. I took the vaccine because Bill Gates paid me two hundred dollars. Oh, how much did Soros pay you, bro? Soros is Soros is going to pay me one hundred and fifty. So I had Bill Gates Venmo me. He's like memeing, saying that he's taking Soros money. But this person is unironically asking how much Soros paid because he genuinely believes that Soros paid him to be there. And how much does he pay you to like tickle his balls and she take? Why tickle his balls and she got him. That's an extra five hundred. Then you really just take the. They think that like this is a gotcha like. But people on the left are not homophobic. So if you say something like that, they're immediately going to own it. Who cares? Oh, my God. Walter should talk about fucking his dad or something. Just to like really that that'll trigger him, throw him off. I don't know. But this is you could tell this is a very low IQ individual. I don't know how he remembers to breathe. I don't know, you know, how many times a day he ties his shoelaces together. Like this is truly a dumb fuck. Soros money and how much I have to pay you to crawl back up in his ball sack. Oh, that's seven hundred fifty dollars. Call back up in the ball sack, folks, because we all know underneath every single set of balls, there's actually a little pouch. Like, does this person know about, like, basic? Wow. That's how much the weight are. Do you want to choose for a Benmo? Best I can do is three ninety nine. Do you want it? So three ninety nine. I'll take it. This man is going to pay me three hundred. Just I got to go back to this person because he's like, what did he say at first? Like, hang on a second. How much how much does George Soros pay you to take his balls and then he answers and he's like, yeah, well, how much does he how much does he pay to go in his balls? Like, what? What? Holy shit. Ninety nine. I'll take it. This man is going to pay me three hundred ninety nine dollars to tickle my ball sack. You're not patriots. You are not patriots. I'm not a patriot. No, you're not. How do I explain it? You would stand up for America and help other Americans out and not be in it for yourself. OK, when I see someone like this immediately, my assumption, like my instinct is run away because this is a crazy person and he's about to like pop off that mask and like start biting Walter's neck. Like you run from motherfuckers like this. They he like if he lifts up his mask, we're going to see him foaming at the mouth literally. Like these are the ones you look out for. These are the cuckoo for cocoa puff motherfuckers who when you see them at rallies, you fucking run, don't even engage. These people are downright dangerous. Like these are psychopaths. Like this is the type of person who when I was canvassing, when I was like in my early 20s for to end, don't ask, don't tell. They'd like roll down their car windows and stick their head out and like tell me that I'm a sinner and I'm going to go to hell. Those people you run away from them. You do not engage. They are they're too far gone. Just like look at the way he he acts. It's just yeah, it's like he has rabies. Like you can tell like he is this dude is a feral. OK. Wait, explain to me how I how I'm not a patriot because you want to not save your fellow Americans life. He's he's like shaking. Walter, don't engage, don't engage. And first of all, he's wearing a mask. So that's I guess that's a plus, right? So apparently he's or seemingly he's anti-vax, but pro mask. But this dude, this is a crazy fucker. Yes, Selena, you're losing brain cell. Yeah, that'll do it to you. That's why I think we're probably down here because you're just trying to instigate. I know I don't instigate. I'm not I'm not going to get violence or anything. I just like to make people look stupid and stuff. And how are you doing that? People are by letting you speak. Really? Who's looking stupid? Me or you? So everyone you're sure is a thing. We're living in dangerous times because thousands of. Oh my God, you can't troll the master troll. You can't. I love how this cocky little motherfucker, he stepped up to Walter and he's like, oh, I'll show this, this little fucker. Everyone else is embarrassing themselves. Let me add them. And then he goes up. It's like, who looks more stupid here? Well, let me see your shirt. Covid is a scam. This is so good. Yeah, God to your trolling. I agree. I agree with tickle bitties. I love that name. Absolutely. Just God to you. This is this is Chad. This is Chad energy. Walter Masterson is a sigma male, and this is a beta male. Folks, this is what a beta male looks like. I wish I had my Jesse Lee Peterson soundboard. But. Doctors are being since it. Thousands look up America's front line doctors. America's front line doctors. Oh, you get a lot of I actually spoke to them last weekend. Dr. Sherwood, Dr. Sherwood. That's right. Natural pathic doctor. And they're all full of shit. Why'd he say that? We treat it people in a way that was very natural with food based products. So the people that are like being censored, they're being censored because they're like quack doctors that shouldn't have license. Thousands of doctors are. And this fallacy, this appeal to authority fallacy, this is what even Tucker Carlson tried to do. Like he tried to argue that Covid-19 was overblown in California and he cited these two quack doctors who use like a skewed sample size and their own research. And it was it was very clearly just like sketchy. Anyone can see that if you just listen to them. And they always try to appeal to authority. No, I don't trust like the overwhelming majority of doctors, but these doctors, like these cooped doctors that tell me exactly what I want to hear, you know, they're the ones who we should trust. The same is true for climate change, right? We're not supposed to trust the overwhelming scientific consensus. We're supposed to trust like one or two scientists who were paid off by ExxonMobil or who conducted a study that was paid for by ExxonMobil. We're supposed to trust them, not everyone else. Like it's just, it's a rational thinking. Doctors, a lot of them have their merchandise where they're trying to sell like to the wellness industry. So first of all, so if you're an epidemiologist and you're an immunologist, you're qualified to speak about COVID. A lot of the doctors speaking about it are not really doctors and they claim to be experts. A lot of them are just PhDs. No, that's not true. What you get? So there's an epidemiologist or immunologist that actually thinks this. It's inventor, the mRNA technology, Dr. Robin Malone. You can look it up on pictures. Robin Malone is a fucking quack. How come? Robin Malone, he didn't invent the mRNA. How do you know? Let me go back so you can read that. So they looked it, they looked him up. He wrote one paper on it in 1989. He had no direct role in its development. Yeah. And by the way, besides like the quack doctors and whatnot, they will find someone who doesn't have expertise to debunk what the overwhelming consensus is among immunologists or epidemiologists when they're not experts. Like it's a very narrow field of people that we should be listening to. But anyone who has like PhD or doctor in front of their name just automatically it's like, well, we gotta listen to them. Yeah, yeah, as Mr. Anderson says, this one 32 year old study says so. So we should definitely take that one seriously. I mean, Jesus Christ. How do you know? Because I embarrass people like you all the time. I research. I embarrass people like you all the time. I know every like talking board. You all claim to be independent thinkers. You all get your information from the same place. You all believe in the same exact thing. And it's usually Facebook memes. It's usually Facebook memes. Facebook, swear to God, is like the biggest propagator of misinformation when it comes to everything basically. Walter is right. They all get their information from the same place. And nowadays, like before it used to be good to encourage people to do research. Nowadays, when you tell people to do your own research they end up getting duped into believing some dumb ass anti-vax website, falling for Facebook memes. So when he says, oh, I do my own research. Right, your research meaning that you go to like infowars.com. You find memes on Facebook that boomers share. So it means nothing now. Like these people are there. We need like some sort of media literacy training. Like maybe they should teach it in school or maybe it should be required because people don't know. Like they come across information and if it seems legitimate enough they'll just take it at face value. If there's technical words that they don't understand or even know how to pronounce that fly over their head, they'll just think, well, it sounds smart. So I'm just gonna have to, you know, trust them. But that's not how it works. Using big words and scientific sounding language being technical, that doesn't mean that it's correct by definition. Like you're not, that's not independent. Where there's a war on our freedom. There's a war on language. There's a war on medical freedom. That's what we hear, dude. You know that in order for a virus to not spread like a certain amount of population has to take it. And that works for everything. Like chicken pox. Like what? Every virus has a reproductive rate. So COVID's what? 75% reproductive rate. Trouble is all the virus reporting is. He's talking about VAERS. For falsify, yeah. He's talking about VAERS. So okay, VAERS, this let me explain VAERS to you. So I could call in VAERS right now and say I took the vaccine and it made me turn into the Incredible Hulk. And they're gonna post it. VAERS is gonna post it immediately. Then they're gonna corroborate it, obviously. But just the basic raw information of me reporting it is posted on VAERS. This is your mind on freedom. This is your mind. Walter has been to so many of these rallies that he knows exactly what to say like that. As soon as they say something, he knows exactly what they're referring to. He debunks it. This is really, really good. Like this is important. By the way, folks, if you haven't already, Walter Masterson on YouTube, it is absolutely criminal that he only has 16,000 subscribers. Go subscribe. Tell him that the Humanist Report sent you. I want Senpai to notice me because I'm such a huge fan of him. He is so brilliant. Like this is a Chad, folks. Mind on freedom. This is a very smooth brain right there. What? What do you think? Do you understand satire? You know what? I do see the American... I see you, I see you. Wait, wait, wait, are you on satire? What? No, I think anti-vaxxers are dominant, everything like that. But I'm here peacefully protesting your protest. Yeah. I'm not here to cause violence. That's good. Me neither. I'm not here to cause any violence either. So I don't show up to do violence or anything like that. I show up to make comedy. And anti-vaxxers are a really excellent source of comedy. I really, I appreciate you guys. You're a really good comedic partners. And like every time I go to these things that like there's just so much comedy that comes out of it. You're a pro-vaxxer? Yes. When did you take the vaccine? Took it a few months ago. Good luck to you. Good luck to you for sure. Why are you, what? Any, no kind of side effects at all? I mean, I was really tired for the first few days. How many doses you took? Like one or two? I took two doses. Two doses? All right, for sure. I mean... Wow. Good luck to you. You took the vaccine. We'll see how that works out. It's your funeral, bud. Yikes.